Taskmaster S16E07 || Taskmaster Season16 Episode7
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00:00 *musique*
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08:39 *musique*
08:55 Hey.
08:56 Hey Sam.
08:58 You should knock.
09:00 Really?
09:01 Oh.
09:02 Come in.
09:04 *rires*
09:07 You're in the hutch.
09:08 It's lovely, isn't it?
09:10 Trendy.
09:11 Are you trendy?
09:12 I thought I was when I was younger.
09:15 Oh well.
09:17 Nearly dead now.
09:18 Yeah.
09:19 *rires*
09:20 Burst this balloon from the furthest distance.
09:24 You must not be looking at the balloon when you burst the balloon.
09:28 Standard practice.
09:29 Never look a balloon in the eye.
09:30 When you burst a balloon you must not look at it.
09:32 So you've got 15 minutes.
09:33 And your time starts...
09:36 Now.
09:38 *applaudissements*
09:42 Burst the balloon no distance.
09:43 That's it.
09:44 And all of these people are clever so they'll get really far I think.
09:48 We start with Lucy and Susan.
09:50 *rires*
09:51 Here we go.
09:53 I'm going to go to the shed, is that alright?
09:54 OK.
09:55 Thanks.
09:56 *musique*
09:59 Come on baby.
10:00 Oh, I'm connecting to it like it's a baby.
10:03 Uh-oh.
10:04 You're going to have to burst that baby.
10:05 Yeah.
10:06 I was hoping that you had like a slingshot.
10:10 *musique*
10:14 Thank you.
10:15 Oh.
10:17 Is he being good?
10:18 Yes and no.
10:20 So can you see the balloon?
10:21 I can see it now.
10:22 Right.
10:23 You're not allowed to see it.
10:24 *musique*
10:30 That hit the bloody balloon, didn't it?
10:31 My aim's not bad.
10:32 OK.
10:33 These are the wrong instruments.
10:34 I'll be back in a second.
10:35 OK.
10:36 *musique*
10:51 Right.
10:52 OK, I'm not looking at it.
10:54 *musique*
11:01 *bruit de choc*
11:03 *musique*
11:11 The point is to keep that in position.
11:14 Ready?
11:15 *musique*
11:26 You were quite close to it.
11:28 *musique*
11:37 Come on, you bastard!
11:39 *musique*
12:08 I mean, how far away was?
12:10 Do you want to tell me before we...
12:11 I can.
12:12 I mean, I've measured it in aspirins because it's so close.
12:14 Yeah.
12:15 71 aspirins away.
12:17 I think that's a lot, man.
12:18 You wouldn't have a headache.
12:19 It was bad.
12:20 And there's only one thing I think that can make you feel a bit better about your attempt.
12:23 I don't think there is, but...
12:24 Yes, there is.
12:25 It's me talking to Lucy.
12:26 OK.
12:29 I don't think it'd be possible for you to get closer to that balloon.
12:33 What was the task?
12:35 To be as far away as you could be when you popped it.
12:38 Well, that's what I did.
12:40 You can't get far away from it, because you wouldn't be able to pop it.
12:47 I'm intrigued.
12:48 Are you saying someone was further away?
12:51 Susan was, for a start.
12:55 And Susan was rubbish.
12:58 15 aspirins.
13:01 Advert time.
13:02 Some say marketing people are the scum of the earth.
13:04 Bottom feeders who spend their working days dreaming up legal ways of conning you out of your money.
13:08 And by some people, I mean me.
13:10 I say that.
13:11 Regret really am, though.
13:12 Bye.
13:13 APPLAUSE
13:18 APPLAUSE
13:21 Hello.
13:22 Welcome back to the second part of the show.
13:25 Yes, I'm clean, I'm mean, and I thought Sean was pronounced Sheen.
13:29 Next up, Sam and Julian.
13:32 Oh, no.
13:35 Is this something that would excite a heterosexual, do you think?
13:38 Apparently so.
13:39 Do we still have nails?
13:42 Strong ones?
13:44 I'd like something really hot.
13:46 Hot nails?
13:47 Yeah.
13:48 Right, coming out.
13:51 Right, you've come out.
13:54 So you're touching that.
13:57 Right, come out.
14:01 So you're touching nails to a golf ball?
14:03 Yeah.
14:04 Yeah.
14:05 Just like in the old country.
14:06 What about that, mate?
14:07 Yeah, that's pretty cool.
14:10 Underarm or overarm, that's the only question.
14:18 Ooh.
14:20 You're not looking at the balloon?
14:22 I'm just going to close my eyes.
14:23 OK.
14:35 Oh, my God.
14:36 How much time?
14:37 A minute and a half.
14:38 All right, I'm going to try.
14:51 I was hoping to get up near the end of the house.
14:54 No, it's just there in the end.
14:58 Hopefully it'll land on the ball.
15:15 Fuck, that sucked.
15:24 I think this might come across quite judgmental of me, Julian,
15:27 but when I heard that your plan, such as it was,
15:30 was to throw the balloon, my gut instinct told me,
15:33 "This man is not a natural thrower."
15:37 I mean, to be honest, it was very, very cold that day
15:39 and I wanted to get it over with.
15:43 When I saw you throw it, I thought,
15:45 "No-one could throw a balloon a shorter distance than that."
15:52 You put all that power into it and you threw it largely up.
15:56 But then I ran and everyone saw it.
15:59 The running away helped, though. It really did.
16:01 Oh, it did.
16:02 By the time it landed, he was 564 aspirins away.
16:06 Julian, 292 aspirins.
16:09 OK, there's one person left to see.
16:11 Just a minute. It's Sue Perkins!
16:15 So, what I'm going to try and do is truss it up like a haggis
16:19 and then pull it off.
16:22 I wasn't expecting a haggis reference.
16:24 No, but it's very hay guy-like.
16:27 Pop that round there.
16:29 Can I just get that tea on a second?
16:34 Only a few minutes left, Sue.
16:36 Well, I mean, it's win-win.
16:39 I mean, either it works or, you know...
16:42 Or you lose.
16:43 Right. Is it looking taut from your end?
16:51 It's very taut, Sue.
16:53 Very taut? Oh, yeah.
16:55 I'm trying to work out what level yank I go for.
16:57 That's up to you.
16:59 I think mid-yank.
17:01 Good luck.
17:04 Four.
17:06 Five.
17:08 Six.
17:10 Seven.
17:11 Eight.
17:12 Four.
17:13 Three.
17:14 Two.
17:15 One.
17:16 You can come and have a look.
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17:20 It tilted, it wobbled and then it burst.
17:23 If I do nothing else in this life, that was worth it.
17:26 I'm going to try and do it again.
17:28 I'm going to try and do it again.
17:30 If I do nothing else in this life, that was worth it.
17:34 Back to base.
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17:38 It really was joyous. You must be thrilled.
17:44 I was so elated. I was buzzing after that.
17:46 We can see, because you ran like a five-year-old.
17:49 To see that movie.
17:51 So many aspirins. I bet you'll have to shift your system, won't you?
17:54 I don't have to, no, but it is a lot.
17:56 It's 2,459 aspirins. Imagine that.
17:58 A lot of aspirins. You're not allowed to buy that much in one go.
18:01 No.
18:03 Incredible. Points-wise, it's one to you, Lucy,
18:05 two to Susan, three to Julian, four to Sam.
18:08 Five points, though, to Sue Perkins!
18:10 APPLAUSE
18:12 Shall we have a little look at the scoreboard?
18:14 Unfortunately, Lucy, you're still rock bottom with three points.
18:17 At the top, it is Sue Perkins with eight points.
18:19 APPLAUSE
18:21 Very good. Let's have another task, please.
18:27 Well, in that case, here is a fun task
18:29 based on organised groups of criminals.
18:31 LAUGHTER
18:33 KNOCK AT DOOR
18:45 Come in.
18:47 Hiya.
18:49 Wow!
18:53 What is this?
18:56 It's actually making me feel a bit itchy.
18:58 Aren't they sweet?
19:00 Took me a while, that.
19:02 You know how to enjoy yourself, don't you?
19:04 LAUGHTER
19:06 Any sign of any secret tasks around the house?
19:09 Well, I couldn't tell you. I mean, you know that, right?
19:13 I just heard a rumour that sometimes Greg hides secret tasks around the house.
19:17 Yeah, there is that rumour.
19:19 I've got a lot of little googly's to look at, so...
19:22 I don't have time for...secret...tasks.
19:27 Make the most cool but scary gang using these eyes.
19:32 You have 15 minutes.
19:34 Your time starts now.
19:37 So, once I've got my gang, what do we...
19:39 Like, how do we... Do we, like... Do we have to get someone or something?
19:42 Maybe you'll be the person who we get.
19:44 LAUGHTER
19:46 You could use the big ones, the small ones...
19:48 Yes, I've covered that.
19:50 Thanks very much.
19:52 So, every scary gang needs...
19:55 ..a tall one.
19:57 I think I can make myself cool.
20:00 What sort of cool things do you want?
20:02 Do you have a skateboard?
20:04 I think we do.
20:06 A big reefer?
20:08 I don't think we'd have that.
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20:14 Sam, when you said, "Do we have to get someone?"
20:17 Yeah. I believe it was a genuine question.
20:19 Well, just in my gang, that's what we'd often do.
20:22 LAUGHTER
20:24 You don't want to find out more about his gang?
20:26 What gang were you in? Hells Angels.
20:28 LAUGHTER
20:30 Did you have a hog? Skateboard division.
20:33 LAUGHTER
20:36 The first gang-makers we're going to see are Julian and Sue.
20:41 Right, every...
20:43 MUSIC PLAYS
20:45 Don't mind me.
20:48 Every gang needs a leader, right?
20:50 It's going to be a gang of teapots,
20:54 which has a sort of... gay undercurrent,
20:56 do you know what I'm saying?
20:58 Oh, dear, I might need to nail-gun that on.
21:02 I used to be called a teapot at school.
21:04 I don't know if you know I'm a homosexual.
21:06 Oh, congratulations.
21:08 Once you start looking...
21:11 This is a mob, not a gang, isn't it?
21:14 I'll just try and get a loving embrace on that.
21:17 Just...
21:19 Flamingo brains the operation.
21:21 Doesn't do very much and certainly no good in a chase.
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21:26 LAUGHTER
21:28 This one has a massive eye bollock.
21:32 It's just massive.
21:34 Listen. Listen to the noise of that.
21:36 CLICKING
21:38 LAUGHTER
21:43 It's not helpful.
21:45 MUSIC PLAYS
21:47 That's funny.
21:53 LAUGHTER
21:55 APPLAUSE
21:57 Why is a flamingo no good in a chase?
22:04 Well, they're often one-legged when they stand...
22:07 When they rest, they're on one leg,
22:09 but they don't have the best start in a chase.
22:12 The cool thing about the gang that I created...
22:15 Here we go, this'll be interesting.
22:17 ..is that wherever you are, there's somebody watching you.
22:20 So if you're low down, the beaver's eye bollock will see you.
22:24 To the side, old one-legged flamingo, got you in his scope.
22:28 OK.
22:30 What do you think of Sue's gang? One word.
22:33 I nearly said a swear word.
22:36 Do you think it's that bad? I think it's poor.
22:39 I've just realised how out of sync I am with reality.
22:45 So if you look at that and then we'll compare it to Julian's,
22:51 who just used teapots.
22:53 It's more than scary. Come on.
22:58 I've got a beaver with an eye bollock!
23:04 Julian, are you pleased with your gang?
23:06 Yes, they're cool because they're an oppressed minority
23:09 who found their voice and their strength.
23:11 I do think that your oppressed minority are really cool.
23:24 Are they scary? Yes, because there's so many of them
23:27 and now they've got strength in numbers,
23:29 they can pour you to death.
23:32 Was that a pun on poor? Yes, it was.
23:34 You like a pun, don't you? That's lovely.
23:36 I put that in for you, whoever you are.
23:38 Very good. Who's next?
23:47 OK, next to gang up is Lucy.
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28:42 - Yes. - Yes. What an entrance!
28:45 - I know. - You're very welcome.
28:50 - Oh, a weird blood jelly. Flowers. - Pardon?
28:54 - Unset blood jelly. Made my first band. Didn't go anywhere.
28:59 - It's red water. - You do know that's, like, not a thing?
29:04 No, that's, like, anyway. I mean, I'm not gonna fight you.
29:08 - Any sign of any secret tasks anywhere, Gillian?
29:11 - You're being a bit cryptic. - Shall I go for it?
29:16 - I think you better.
29:18 - Get all the water in the vase.
29:25 - If you spill any water from the plate, you are disqualified.
29:28 - You may not leave the lab. Fastest wins.
29:32 - Your time starts now.
29:34 - I just have to get that in there?
29:36 - All of it. And if you spill a single drop, Lucy, you'll be disqualified.
29:40 - OK. But what are the matches for?
29:44 - Imagine, Gillian, how you can just say the word yes to Alex
29:53 and it feels like you're insulting him.
29:55 - Oh, he brings it out in me. - Yeah.
29:57 - People say I'm a bully, but I'm not. It's him, isn't it?
29:59 - It is him.
30:01 - Let's have a look.
30:03 - OK, well, first up in the lab, it's Gillian Cleary and Lucy-Anne Beaumont.
30:07 And fun fact, Lucy's initials spell out "lab" but Gillian's don't.
30:10 So here we go.
30:12 - Any spillage. It's all over.
30:14 - Yes, I understood the brief, thank you.
30:16 - There isn't time to reduce that by heating it up, is there?
30:23 - Is it a red herring?
30:27 - Oh, no, it's stuck.
30:34 - Oh, no.
30:36 - Oh, God.
30:38 - Oh. Oh, here we go.
30:40 You can't get it up.
30:43 - Pardon?
30:45 - Ooh, it's coming unstuck.
30:47 - Oh!
30:56 - Right, OK.
31:01 - Oh!
31:03 - Oh!
31:11 - It seemed worse.
31:19 - Oh!
31:21 - Oh, it's coming.
31:44 - Oh!
31:46 - Well, I mean, maybe you just tried to pour it straight into the vase,
31:52 so that's encouraging.
31:54 Can I say anything else positive?
31:56 No.
31:59 - OK, it is fastest win, so...
32:06 - Oh!
32:12 - Oh!
32:14 - I'm just saying you were both quite quick,
32:18 but it's irrelevant, unfortunately.
32:20 - OK.
32:23 - Who's next?
32:25 - Next up, it's Susan.
32:41 - Fine.
32:43 - Shit.
32:45 - What's that? What's that bit?
33:09 - Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm.
33:14 - Oh!
33:23 - Don't spill any.
33:25 - Sorry.
33:37 - I've had an outburst.
33:39 - Be careful with the end.
33:48 - Bye-bye.
34:05 - Thank you.
34:07 - Incredible. I've got some questions.
34:13 Why did you light a match and then throw it into the water?
34:16 - It's just one of those things where if there's something there
34:19 and you've got no clue how to use it, just have an experiment.
34:22 If it fails, that's all right. And then, yeah,
34:24 and then I discovered the straw, which made so much more sense.
34:27 - It did make sense. - Yes.
34:29 - And it was fairly effective initially until you made yourself laugh.
34:32 - Yeah.
34:34 - We were in that lab for a long time.
34:36 You were sucking the rose for 14 minutes.
34:38 - All right, mate.
34:40 - An absolute monster.
34:44 - Season failed, correct?
34:46 - Yeah, there were drips. You couldn't do that. - There were drips.
34:49 - Right, three total failures and into break.
34:52 In the final part of the show, one lucky winner
34:55 will head home with five tiny new discs.
34:58 We're a modern show, guys. Get over it!
35:01 - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:04 - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:10 - Hello, welcome back.
35:13 - Would you believe it, it's the final part of the show?
35:15 - It certainly is, and you, sir, are my dream partner.
35:18 The current task sees them trying to fill a vase full of water from a plate.
35:22 We're down to the final two to try and fill, but not spill.
35:25 It's Sam and Sue.
35:27 - Initial thoughts?
35:30 - Could I drink this and then stand on that?
35:34 - I don't think it's what we've asked you to do.
35:37 - Hey, we seem to have some sort of straw.
35:41 I don't understand why this is part of it.
35:44 - I know. - Oh, is that paint...
35:46 Has it got invisible ink on it? OK, can I wipe this off?
35:49 - Mm... - Right.
35:51 - What's this little badger?
35:56 - I see something. - Ooh.
35:58 - It says...
36:00 "Candle, candle."
36:02 - Well, this is gonna take seven days.
36:10 - I'm just gonna start doing stuff with the water and the thing.
36:14 I can't really be bothered with that.
36:16 - Well, I'll... OK, let's keep going.
36:18 - What could these be for?
36:24 - Right, OK, there's a diagram here.
36:26 There's a diagram of a vase and a plate.
36:29 - Can you show it to me?
36:31 - Candle on...
36:34 Oh, it's something over candle.
36:36 - Should I put the plate on the vase?
36:38 Oh, there is, like, a weird trapdoor.
36:42 Oh.
36:45 - Is that good?
36:52 - Oh.
36:55 - Oh.
36:57 - Mm.
37:00 - Oh.
37:17 - Candle on plate.
37:19 - Vase on candle.
37:21 - There's something yellow.
37:23 Oh, it might be a candle.
37:25 Really?
37:27 And then put that on there.
37:29 How's that gonna make the water go up?
37:31 What?
37:37 How does that work?
37:39 - Oh.
37:42 Wow.
37:44 - Wow.
37:46 - Awesome.
38:00 - Bye-bye.
38:02 - You can look around the corners.
38:13 - Oh.
38:15 - Oh.
38:18 - Oh.
38:23 - Oh.
38:25 - APPLAUSE
38:27 - APPLAUSE
38:30 - You know you've got a good studio audience
38:32 when they start cheering a rudimentary science experiment?
38:35 Really, all I ever want to discuss ever again
38:39 is Sue's decision to lick around the corner.
38:42 - Circles don't have corners. - No, that's true, yeah.
38:45 - Around the parameter. - I hate myself.
38:47 - No, you're right to be. - You're right to hate yourself.
38:50 Incredibly thorough.
38:54 Sam, your instinct was to ask whether you could drink the liquid
38:58 and stand on the vase.
39:00 - Yeah, I think that...
39:02 I kind of wish I'd gone with that approach.
39:04 But anyway, I did it right and I got the points,
39:06 so let's move on, but no, nothing...
39:08 - No need for a change? - Nothing else went down.
39:10 - Sam's very keen that we move on.
39:12 - Yeah, that was a hell of a task, man. That was fantastic.
39:15 - Why are you being like this? - No reason.
39:17 - We can watch them again if you want.
39:19 - Oh. - Let's have a look, then.
39:26 - I've got some on the table.
39:28 - I think that's disqualified.
39:30 - So you're disqualifying yourself?
39:32 - If I put it like this...
39:34 - Remember?
39:36 - Oh!
39:38 - Well, I'm going to hope that wasn't seen. OK.
39:41 - Can I keep going just to look at what it said?
39:43 - Do whatever you want.
39:45 - Like that? And that'll do something.
39:47 How would that do the... Oh.
39:49 - Oh!
39:54 - Oh!
39:56 - Did anyone manage this task?
40:02 - If in the Olympics there was a sport and they were like,
40:04 "Yeah, no-one can do it,"
40:06 don't have it in the Olympics.
40:08 - OK, no points.
40:16 - No.
40:18 - Can we have a look at the scores?
40:20 - I can tell you the series scores at this point.
40:22 It's quite spicy.
40:24 We have Susan on 61, Lucy on 62.
40:26 A little jump-up to Sue on 70.
40:28 Another jump-up to Julie on 81, and Sam on 84 at this point.
40:31 - Oh!
40:33 - However, despite losing in the series at the moment,
40:38 she's winning this episode. Susan's in the lead with 11 points.
40:40 - Yay!
40:42 - Right, please, can you all make your way to the stage
40:49 for the final task of the show?
40:51 - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:53 - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:55 - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:57 - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:59 - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:02 - Hello, my loves.
41:04 - Watch your mate.
41:06 - Who will be reading the task out, Alex?
41:08 - Sam Campbell will be reading the task out.
41:10 - Ah, Samuel.
41:12 - Sip your drink.
41:14 You may only touch the loo roll and you may not reach over the line.
41:18 Fastest wins.
41:20 - So you have one loo roll each. There's a red line here.
41:22 I'm keeping an eye on that. No part of you may cross that line.
41:25 We're going to have three rounds of this.
41:27 All of you will do all three rounds and we'll work out
41:29 who's sipping the drink quickest.
41:31 You may now approach your loo rolls.
41:33 And it's up to you if you're going to squat, kneel, sit or stand.
41:36 OK, good luck, everyone. On the whistle.
41:39 WHISTLE BLOWS
41:45 - I've got different toilet paper.
41:47 - Cross it!
41:49 - You're rolling it the wrong way.
41:52 - Oh!
41:54 - We've lost Sam! We've lost Sam!
41:57 - Julian's looking good.
41:59 Go on, Julian.
42:01 - Oh, Julian, lovely.
42:03 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:05 - We've got it!
42:11 - Oh! That's it, that's it, that's it.
42:14 Round one was won by Julian and Lucy came in second place.
42:18 The others failed to complete the task.
42:20 - Lovely. - Round one over.
42:22 - Reset the drinks board!
42:24 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
42:26 - We have reset!
42:28 LAUGHTER
42:30 Yes, we have, Greg. Competitors, please take your positions.
42:33 We'll have a slightly bigger drink this time.
42:35 And there's Lucy standing up.
42:37 LAUGHTER
42:39 MUSIC PLAYS
42:41 And they're off.
42:43 A steady start, a very steady start.
42:45 - Oh! - Oh, yeah, and they've got their favourite.
42:48 - Oh!
42:50 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:52 MUSIC PLAYS
42:54 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:56 - Thank you.
43:12 - I'm so sorry, Greg. We've analysed the footage.
43:14 - Yes. - Unfortunately, Lucy's fingertips did cross the line
43:17 and we said no party board...
43:19 - Oh!
43:21 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
43:23 MUSIC PLAYS
43:28 - I'm sorry I did that. I just got really angry.
43:33 - It was good. - Sorry.
43:35 - So, Sam won that one and Julian came second.
43:37 Again, the Soos have failed to do the task.
43:40 - Oh, right.
43:42 - It's the final round. It's non-alcoholic champagne round.
43:45 Again, it's just a sip to win. - Is it sham-pain?
43:47 - It is sham-pain.
43:49 - Oh!
43:51 APPLAUSE
43:53 - You may take your positions, contestants.
43:55 - So nerveless.
43:57 - Good luck on the whistle.
43:59 WHISTLE BLOWS
44:04 And they're off.
44:06 - Oh!
44:08 - This is the last round.
44:10 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:12 - Fuck's sake!
44:19 - Oh!
44:21 APPLAUSE
44:23 - You can do something there. - You've just got to not cross that line.
44:34 - Let's do it. - I'm going to do it.
44:36 - Someone else has already been disqualified.
44:41 - Oh!
44:43 - Oh!
44:45 - Oh!
44:47 - Oh!
44:49 APPLAUSE
44:51 - Well done, Julian.
44:55 - That might be one of the most heroic acts
44:58 where I've lost to person points.
45:01 - Please come and join me!
45:03 APPLAUSE
45:05 - Oh, God!
45:15 - Oh, that!
45:17 - Well...
45:19 - Poignant and emotional at the end there,
45:21 cos Sue completed the task
45:23 and then put her hand over to help Julian before the task was over,
45:26 so she just... - Yeah. - Oh!
45:28 - I know, she threw herself in front of a bullet for a friend.
45:31 - That's the LGBT community for you. - Yeah.
45:34 - Yes.
45:36 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:38 - It meant Julian gets five points,
45:44 Sue gets four, Lucy three,
45:46 and joint fourth place, the Sues get two points each.
45:49 And so, we've got 12, 13, 14, 15,
45:51 and the man with 15 points at the top of the leaderboard is Julian!
45:54 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:56 Julian Crowley wins!
46:00 Please go and fetch your five things,
46:02 each of which have five things on them!
46:05 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:07 So, what have we learnt today?
46:11 We've learnt that a new Olympic sport has been born.
46:14 And won't it be exciting at Paris 24
46:17 when we see our very own Sue Perkins awarded the gold medal
46:20 for being the best in the world
46:22 at licking around the corners of a circle?
46:25 And at the halfway point,
46:27 the champion of the night is Julian Clary!
46:31 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:34 Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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