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00:02 - Welcome to the Barstool College Football Show,

00:28 week 10 of college football.

00:30 We are back in studio in Chicago.

00:32 We were on the road last week in Madison.

00:34 Dan, incredible crowd.

00:36 - Incredible crowd.

00:37 - Madison's always the best.

00:38 - Stuck in the game, played tough.

00:40 I'm bullish about where Luke Fickle has the program pointed.

00:45 I know Dave thinks that they stink.

00:50 They kept with Ohio State.

00:51 I mean, that was a seven point game in the fourth quarter.

00:54 Big Ev, I know for a fact,

00:56 he'll pretend that he wasn't a little nervous.

00:58 He was definitely nervous

00:59 because Ohio State's offense stinks.

01:01 Kyle McCord stinks.

01:03 Marvin Harrison Jr. is awesome.

01:05 Everyone else stinks.

01:06 That was, they're in for a bad, bad game against Michigan.

01:10 I'll say that right now.

01:11 Yeah, what?

01:12 What?

01:13 - I don't know, this is Big Ev's time.

01:15 - What did I also say, Ricardo Hallman?

01:17 - I don't remember.

01:18 - I said that before the game, Ricardo Hallman.

01:20 He picked off Kyle McCord.

01:22 He did a good job.

01:23 They were basically, Ohio State had a game plan

01:25 to get Marvin Harrison off of them.

01:27 That kid is a stud.

01:28 - How many Travion Henderson ran for, what, 150 yards?

01:30 - Yeah, he ran well, but they got to score touchdowns.

01:33 A seven point game in the fourth quarter.

01:34 - They got a really good defense.

01:35 - Offense had a bad day, for sure.

01:37 - We're on our second best, our second quarterback.

01:39 - Horse cock lock?

01:40 - Horse cock lock.

01:41 - He's good.

01:42 - So the last time we were in studio,

01:44 at the very end of the show,

01:45 is when the stuff with Michigan started to break.

01:47 Then we were on the road, obviously.

01:48 - That's been two weeks that stuff's been breaking?

01:50 - So Dave, I'm gonna just give the floor to you

01:52 because every single day,

01:53 there's more stuff that comes out

01:54 about this Michigan-Connor Stallions situation,

01:57 the Michigan Manifesto.

01:58 You're obviously wearing the Manifesto shirt.

02:00 How are you feeling about everything

02:01 that's going on with your program right now?

02:03 - Great.

02:04 - Just great.

02:06 - Well, I mean, there was a coaches only meeting

02:10 in the Big Ten last night,

02:11 where all the Big Ten coaches got together.

02:13 - Yeah, yeah, and I don't blame 'em.

02:15 Listen, if you're staring down the barrel of a loaded gun,

02:19 I'd do whatever I can to get that gun out of the guy's hands.

02:22 So yes, Cryin' Ryan Day and James Franklin

02:26 are gonna plead and do whatever they can

02:28 to get this done now

02:29 'cause they want no part of us on the field,

02:31 and that's what this is all about.

02:33 So of course, of course, listen,

02:35 if they didn't feel like Michigan

02:39 was a threat to beat the ever-living piss out of them,

02:42 you think they'd be like, "We need this done now?

02:44 "We need this done now?"

02:45 - I would like to just interject for a second.

02:48 We got four Big Ten guys on this panel,

02:52 Dave, Michigan, me, Wisconsin, Buckeye, Brandon, and Big Ev.

02:55 I would like to right now, here and now,

02:58 and I think I know Luke Fickle very well,

03:00 I would like to disavow that coaches meeting

03:02 because, listen, Michigan probably cheated.

03:06 You can't have a coaches meeting

03:08 trying to kick out the team

03:09 that has literally not lost a Big Ten game

03:12 in almost three calendars years.

03:14 I disavow, go beat 'em, go beat 'em.

03:17 - Brandon. - Harbaugh should be gone.

03:18 - It's crazy. - But go beat 'em.

03:20 - If, if-- - That is loser shit.

03:24 - That is loser shit. - Of course it is.

03:26 It's crud, right? - For three years,

03:27 let me tell you this. - For three years of running.

03:28 - I was told I couldn't say anything,

03:31 but I got a screenshot of a tweet,

03:36 and they're like, "Please don't use it."

03:41 But one of my good friends

03:43 is very good friends with Chris Day.

03:45 He's the one who runs the investigative services firm

03:49 out of New Hampshire.

03:51 And he says, "See 'Portnoy Theory' about Chris?"

03:53 Yeah, laugh out loud.

03:55 The one from two days ago, or is this a new one?

03:57 They talked about a pick 'em.

03:58 I saw a Jack Mack video.

03:59 Let's just say these guys aren't that far off.

04:01 I'll tell you tomorrow.

04:02 There was random guys who flew

04:04 and stayed with us in Notre Dame,

04:06 all with binoculars looking for somebody.

04:08 Never seen these guys before.

04:10 Ohio State's scared out of their mind.

04:12 - So what you're saying is the proof you have

04:15 is Ohio State, Chris Day going to Notre Dame

04:19 and trying to catch Michigan cheating?

04:23 The fact that that was necessary should tell you something.

04:25 - Please change the word cheating to gamesmanship.

04:30 And let's take this Central Michigan thing, right?

04:35 Which I love.

04:36 - Where the guy wouldn't even show his face on camera.

04:38 - Hey, hey.

04:39 - It would hire like a fucking coward.

04:41 - Buckeye Brandon, Buckeye Brandon.

04:43 What is the difference between standing on the sidelines

04:46 versus buying a fourth row ticket?

04:48 - There is a gigantic difference.

04:50 And you can't have said that seriously

04:52 where he's standing there wearing sunglasses

04:54 at eight o'clock at night with a fucking camera in him.

04:56 If it didn't work, he wouldn't have done it.

04:58 - What is the difference?

04:59 - If he didn't work, it wouldn't have done it.

05:00 He's closer to the action.

05:02 He can see right across the field.

05:03 He's got the goddamn camera in.

05:04 It's a much better, a much clearer point of view.

05:07 - From why?

05:09 Cameras are pretty strong.

05:10 You can zoom in.

05:11 - I can't with this dumb motherfucker.

05:12 We're really doing this stupid shit.

05:13 No, I'm unbiased here.

05:15 - If it didn't work, he wouldn't have done it.

05:18 - Brandon, I'm unbiased here.

05:19 I think Michigan obviously is going to get penalized.

05:21 I think that the lengths they went to is pretty ridiculous.

05:23 But at the end of the day,

05:25 it does come down to the fact

05:27 that Michigan is killing everyone.

05:29 Everyone's crying about it.

05:30 I don't like this.

05:31 It's loser talk.

05:34 You change the signs.

05:35 - Losers.

05:36 - Change the signs.

05:37 - They're losers.

05:38 - But everyone knew that they were cheating,

05:38 so change the signs.

05:39 - But when the Congress Alliance got higher,

05:40 they immediately started winning.

05:41 - Okay, but change the signs.

05:43 TCU, change the signs.

05:44 TCU had a dummy guy.

05:45 - But Ohio State has changed the signs multiple times.

05:47 That's why against Notre Dame,

05:48 they had to try to find the guy

05:49 who was stealing the new signs.

05:50 - No, no, no.

05:51 Let me ask you this, Brandon.

05:52 Let me ask you this.

05:54 And I've said this,

05:54 and I don't wanna be repetitive,

05:56 but I have said this.

05:57 Everybody always says sign stealing is part of the game.

06:01 We've heard every coach say it over and over and over.

06:05 So we have this guy, Connor Stallions,

06:08 who, as I've said, is a Marine,

06:10 and thank you for your service.

06:12 But this guy, no other school has somebody like him

06:15 who seems to be so dedicated,

06:17 singularly focused to bringing Michigan to dominance.

06:21 All the way, you don't find guys

06:23 coming out of high school.

06:24 He's like, "You know what?

06:25 "I can go to Michigan,

06:28 "but I'm actually gonna go to the Naval Academy."

06:31 Because he studied, who else has gone there?

06:34 Oh, like Belichick, and Saban, maybe?

06:37 All these great coaches

06:38 who have gone to military institutes.

06:43 So he's like, "I'm gonna go here

06:44 "because I think it best prepares me for Michigan."

06:46 He literally takes classes in code breaking.

06:50 All because signals, and this is all gamesmanship.

06:54 But he becomes so good at it.

06:56 Everyone knows they're doing it.

06:58 They're doing dummy stuff, this, that.

07:01 The only thing we're being penalized for

07:03 is he is actually better than his competition,

07:06 because he's studied his whole life,

07:08 and he's being penalized for being great at it.

07:12 That's it.

07:13 - I don't know if there's ever been somebody

07:14 that loves their school or their team

07:16 as much as Connor Sully loves Michigan.

07:18 - Brandon, let me ask you this.

07:19 - What's the combo, Casey?

07:20 You need somebody who loves the school that much,

07:23 which we have, and he's clearly a very bright,

07:26 intelligent guy. - We're glorifying a guy

07:27 for cheating his ass off.

07:28 - And then you have the guy at Mississippi State

07:31 who may be ringing the cowbell with one tooth

07:34 and has two working brain cells,

07:37 and he can't figure out what one plus one equals two.

07:40 So we're being penalized

07:42 for being a more intellectual program.

07:45 - Let me ask you a question.

07:46 Let me ask you a simple question,

07:47 'cause this is how I'm judging this whole thing.

07:49 And again, I think Michigan will get suspensions.

07:51 I think some are deserved,

07:53 but at the end of the day, - Jail.

07:54 - but at the end of the day,

07:56 if Mississippi State was doing this-

07:57 - I've asked him this a million times,

07:58 he won't answer. - Would you be okay with it?

07:59 Because if Wisconsin was doing this,

08:01 I would be like, "Yes, finally!"

08:03 - Dan, I've asked the same things.

08:04 I've said if A&M was doing it, I would be so happy.

08:06 - Right. - You've never answered me.

08:06 - So that's my test. - Will you answer him?

08:08 - No, first of all,

08:10 if Mississippi State was doing this and winning games,

08:12 you would be like, "Oh, stop, please."

08:14 - I'm like, "Finally, you try it!"

08:16 - College football is very important to me.

08:18 It's important to my life,

08:18 but not as important as decency and honor and integrity.

08:22 And I actually believe that.

08:23 Not like a lot of people at this company, I believe that.

08:25 So no, I do not put integrity below cheating in football.

08:28 - Did you say you would kill your mom

08:30 for a national championship?

08:30 - If it were, huh?

08:31 - You said you would-

08:32 - I did not say I would kill my mother

08:34 for a national championship.

08:35 I said if she died and we won a national title,

08:37 I would be fine with that.

08:39 That's what I said.

08:39 - How'd she die?

08:40 - Huh? - How'd she die?

08:41 - That's neither here nor there.

08:43 That's somebody else's question.

08:44 - But Dave, if it wasn't a big deal,

08:45 why did he wear a disguise?

08:47 - He's addicted to it.

08:50 He's addicted to it.

08:51 - Because he's a Marine!

08:52 He's lived his life in a stealth mode.

08:56 - I mean, the guy wrote a 600-page manifesto.

08:58 So we obviously are all gonna be

09:00 in different sides of this,

09:01 but we do know that it's gotten ridiculous.

09:03 It's become a funny story.

09:04 - Oh, it's been funny for weeks.

09:06 - We're actually all on the same side.

09:10 Buckeye Brandon and Fadev can't admit it

09:13 that they know this has nothing to do

09:16 with what happens on the field.

09:18 We're better than them.

09:19 And if Michigan didn't rise to dominance,

09:21 nobody's be saying a word.

09:23 And it's gamesmanship that we are better than they are at it.

09:27 It's no different than Spygate.

09:28 Once you start winning, people look for anything.

09:31 And by the way, I'm not mad that-

09:32 - You haven't won anything.

09:34 You've won nothing.

09:35 - Well, two Big Ten championships,

09:37 and we're gonna win the whole thing this year,

09:38 blood on the floor. - Can't win a playoff game.

09:40 - Here's what I say,

09:42 and I'm not mad at Cryin' Ryan

09:44 for hiring his brother to do this investigative thing.

09:47 This is what it is.

09:48 This is international espionage.

09:50 Cryin' Ryan can't be next to the field.

09:52 His only hope is to get Michigan disqualified

09:54 because if he shows up November 25th in Ann Arbor,

09:58 he's gonna get blitzed, humiliated, degraded,

10:01 and it's gonna happen.

10:02 And now at least Buckeye Brandon and Fadev admit,

10:04 well, they had our signs, except you know it's coming.

10:07 And if you can't change the signs now,

10:10 then you two deserve each other in kindergarten.

10:12 - What Dave is saying, and I actually agree with this,

10:14 you should be excited about this

10:16 because Ohio State, your guys' beloved Ohio State-

10:19 - I'm not gonna, big M's in Ohio State, though.

10:21 - Your beloved Ohio State has a chance.

10:22 If they beat Michigan in the last week of the season,

10:26 Michigan looks like the biggest fools of all time.

10:28 - I mean, without cheating, I don't think they can beat

10:29 Penn State.

10:30 - That's the one thing that Dave is leaving out

10:33 is that conveniently they started winning in the Big Ten

10:36 once they started doing this.

10:37 He's failed to bring that up.

10:38 The timeline matches up perfectly with that happening.

10:40 - They did win before COVID as well.

10:42 - Not to this level.

10:43 - Not to this level, but they did.

10:44 - They were winning the Penn Games year.

10:47 - We got the guys.

10:49 - I'm saying like-

10:49 - We got the guys.

10:51 - They got the cheaters.

10:52 - Yeah, they started cheating and lying.

10:54 - Listen, I put it all on the line.

10:57 I've said whoever, this is the no excuse bowl.

11:01 The most important November 25th game

11:03 in the history of Michigan, Ohio State,

11:05 'cause whoever loses is gonna have nobody to blame

11:09 but themselves.

11:10 Look in the mirror, it's gonna validate

11:12 the last two seasons or the complaints.

11:14 I'm saying that.

11:15 That's the blood oath I took with you, Buckeye Brannon.

11:19 Fat Ev, I do the same.

11:21 Once we beat you, then what?

11:23 Because the thing's just like the Patriots

11:24 when they won the Super Bowl.

11:25 Same exact thing.

11:27 Oh, it's this, this, this.

11:28 All right, well, we just went and won the Super Bowl

11:30 when all these things are out the window.

11:32 So when it happens, I don't wanna hear a word about it.

11:35 You're just gonna have to sit there

11:36 and admit we're your daddy.

11:38 - I'm the only one who's being honest here

11:39 of the whole panel.

11:40 - I'm being honest.

11:41 - No, I'm being honest.

11:42 - I'll even agree with him there.

11:43 - Because if Ohio State did it,

11:45 Dave would criticize Ohio State.

11:46 I have no dog in this fight

11:48 and I wish Wisconsin was doing this.

11:50 - I feel the exact same way.

11:51 - Maybe KC too.

11:52 We're the only ones who are being honest.

11:53 - I would love if A&M was winning games

11:55 and they were like, well, it's 'cause somebody's smart enough

11:56 and loves A&M enough to do what is happening.

11:58 Now, here's the question, Dan.

12:01 Do I?

12:01 I would 100% be criticizing Michigan.

12:06 I mean, if Ohio State did it.

12:08 I've been there.

12:09 That is the crazy thing about this.

12:11 The dynamics, if you told me five years ago,

12:14 six years ago, seven years ago,

12:16 the dynamics have changed so much

12:18 where Kryan Ryan and all of Ohio

12:21 need to grasp at these conspiracy theories.

12:24 It's incredible how it has changed.

12:27 Michigan is now the bully.

12:29 We walk down the street,

12:31 Ohio State sees us coming,

12:32 they jump in a dumpster and hide.

12:35 It's crazy how this has changed.

12:37 I love it.

12:38 I'd be doing the same thing.

12:39 These excuses are the last refuge of an absolute loser.

12:43 - Dan, here's the question,

12:44 because we know that there's probably gonna be

12:46 some sort of consequences coming,

12:48 but do you think that they come fast enough for this season?

12:50 That's the issue.

12:51 - No, no, no.

12:52 We're still investigating COVID things.

12:53 - Right, so it's like,

12:54 even if they have to eventually vacate wins,

12:56 which I don't think they're gonna have to do

12:57 if like suspension's all of that,

12:59 if Michigan still wins this year,

13:00 it's not gonna matter because-

13:01 - No, the only way,

13:03 the NCAA does not go that fast.

13:05 So if the NCAA is the one that acts on it, no, that's a no.

13:07 If the Big Ten decides, you know, too much is going on,

13:11 the Big Ten could step in.

13:12 That's the only way they get punished this year

13:13 if the Big Ten does it themselves.

13:15 - And again, on the Big Ten stepping in,

13:17 okay, if you're James Franklin and crying Ryan

13:23 in Ohio State and you think this is the reason,

13:26 why would you want them to step in?

13:28 You have your chance to prove it on the field

13:30 because they know they're gonna get fucking dominated

13:34 and then they're gonna zip it.

13:35 - You just said the words,

13:36 why would they want somebody to step in

13:38 when they got cheated multiple years?

13:40 Why would they want that to stop?

13:41 That's what you just asked.

13:42 - Right now, it's like a fist fight.

13:45 Listen, you can go, you can go court of law.

13:48 Somebody in your mind screws you or does you wrong.

13:51 You have the opportunity.

13:52 Oh, you can take them to court and lawsuits

13:54 or you can get in a ring with them

13:56 and punch them in the face.

13:57 They can punch them if they don't want to.

13:59 They don't want to punch them in the face, Buckeye Brandon,

14:02 because they know what happens.

14:04 They're gonna get their nose busted

14:05 into their brain and die.

14:08 - All right.

14:09 - We'll see what happens.

14:10 - We'll see.

14:10 - You said we have to stop now?

14:13 - Ed can't even talk.

14:14 He's paralyzed with fear.

14:15 He has to say a word.

14:16 - I mean, everything you're saying is just blah, blah, blah,

14:19 blah, blah, just nonsense.

14:20 You don't even believe what you're saying.

14:22 Like you said, if it was the other way around,

14:23 you'd be saying the same thing.

14:25 Conveniently, you start cheating.

14:26 You won a couple of games against us.

14:28 I've made no excuses about the games.

14:29 I agree with what you said, a blood oath.

14:31 On November 25th, we'll see what really matters.

14:34 We'll see what really happens.

14:35 Was it really cheating or did you just beat us?

14:37 We'll find out.

14:38 I'll be in Miami on your couch.

14:40 We'll see what happens.

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15:28 Let's start with Bedlam, number nine, Oklahoma,

15:31 number 22, Oklahoma State.

15:33 Oklahoma right now favored by 5 1/2,

15:34 the over-under at 16 1/2.

15:36 And Brandon, I will start with you

15:37 because last week we were on the road.

15:39 Oklahoma loses to Kansas.

15:40 You got to do your victory lap as well you should.

15:43 Oklahoma State, though, is a very interesting case

15:45 'cause early in the season, they lost.

15:47 They look really bad.

15:48 They're having a really good season.

15:50 They're six and two.

15:51 It's the last Bedlam for a long time

15:53 with Oklahoma going to the SEC.

15:55 Are you taking it a step further?

15:56 Is Oklahoma as fraudulent

15:58 as losing to Oklahoma State in Bedlam?

16:00 - I don't think that's fraudulent.

16:01 I think Oklahoma State's a better football team.

16:03 Oklahoma State lost by 26 to South Alabama.

16:05 They changed everything.

16:06 Ollie Gordon is one of the best players

16:08 in the country right now.

16:09 He's got like 900 yards over the last four games.

16:11 He's fantastic.

16:12 Oklahoma's defense can't really stop the run.

16:14 Kansas gashed 'em all day.

16:16 Oklahoma State is going to win this game.

16:17 Oklahoma State is better than Oklahoma.

16:19 And we all assumed when Oklahoma beat Texas

16:21 that we're heading towards a rematch.

16:23 No, if Oklahoma State wins this game,

16:24 they're going to play for the Big 12 Conference Championship

16:26 and I think they are going to win this game.

16:28 - Yeah, and we'll talk about Texas in a little bit,

16:29 but multiple big games in the Big 12,

16:31 because it's all of a sudden a little bit more wide open

16:33 than we thought.

16:34 Dan, I personally don't think that Oklahoma is fraudulent.

16:36 Obviously losing to Kansas was not good for them,

16:39 but I think that this team is still pretty damn good.

16:41 Where do you stand on that?

16:42 - I disagree, yeah.

16:43 I have Oklahoma State as well.

16:44 It's bullshit.

16:45 This game's being played at 2.30 in the afternoon.

16:47 It should be a night game.

16:48 It's the last Bedlam.

16:49 It's sad that they're going to not play Bedlam.

16:52 Bedlam is so old,

16:54 they started playing Bedlam before Oklahoma became a state.

16:57 That's how old Bedlam is.

16:59 That's how old Bedlam is.

17:00 So it's very sad for me,

17:02 but I think Oklahoma State's going to win this game.

17:04 I do think Oklahoma is fraudulent.

17:06 And Oklahoma State had a tough September.

17:10 They've completely turned it around.

17:11 They've been playing really good football.

17:13 Their bye week came at a perfect time.

17:15 They figured out their offense.

17:16 I have Oklahoma State in this game

17:17 and the over because I have to.

17:19 - Dave?

17:20 - I'm a little alarmed that I'm on the same side

17:22 as everybody else.

17:23 It almost makes me think it's a little bit of a rat game.

17:25 I had Kansas outright last week, so it's all over that.

17:29 I think it's going to be a very close game.

17:31 I think this will be a memorable last Bedlam.

17:33 I think there's going to be points.

17:35 So I'm on Oklahoma State in the over.

17:37 - Anytime these rivalries die like this,

17:39 it's always sad to see,

17:40 not even just if you're in the state of Oklahoma,

17:42 just as college football fans in general,

17:43 but we know Oklahoma State does not want to play Oklahoma

17:45 moving forward.

17:46 We'll see if that ever happens.

17:47 I personally think Oklahoma is going to win this game

17:49 and it's not because I'm boomer sooner, Dave.

17:51 It's because I do think that they are

17:53 still a good football team.

17:54 I think Dylan Gabriel is going to be able to put up points.

17:55 I do think it's going to be much closer.

17:56 If you would have asked me, you know, in September,

17:58 I would have said they would have won by 50.

18:00 It's going to be close, but I'm going to take Oklahoma.

18:02 - You can't think they're that good

18:04 because they lost Kansas the week before

18:05 they could have lost the what, UCF?

18:07 - UCF, yeah.

18:08 - But the Big 12 in general to me is like,

18:10 I don't know who's going to end up

18:12 in the Big 12 championship.

18:13 I still think it's going to come down to Oklahoma and Texas,

18:15 but five and a half points,

18:16 it's not like I'm saying they're going to win

18:17 by three touchdowns.

18:18 - So when you say they're pretty good,

18:20 you mean pretty good for the Big 12?

18:21 - Yes, yes.

18:22 Like I don't think that they are a fraudulent team.

18:24 - Because when you say they're a pretty good team,

18:26 like I don't, they're not.

18:27 - I do think they're a pretty good team.

18:28 They beat Texas who beat Alabama.

18:30 They're pretty good.

18:31 - Well, I don't know that we can do that game.

18:34 - But that happened, right?

18:35 I mean, they beat Texas.

18:36 - What happened, but it's transitive property.

18:37 - But that's still.

18:38 - Correct, good use of transitive property.

18:39 - Whenever we get to the college football playoffs,

18:42 they do use transitive property to say.

18:44 - No, we don't, we're not on the committee.

18:46 We're just idiots.

18:47 - So do you have Texas over Alabama in your top 10

18:49 or do you have Alabama over Texas?

18:51 - I'll have to look at my top 10.

18:53 - And you know you have Texas.

18:53 - I honestly don't remember.

18:54 I honestly don't remember.

18:55 - Okay, all I'm saying is I don't think

18:56 that we can just throw out wins

18:58 just because it's transitive property.

18:59 - But, but.

19:01 - I'm not saying that they're going to win

19:03 the national title.

19:04 - Texas beats Alabama like early.

19:05 Oklahoma, since they've played Texas,

19:09 has not looked good.

19:11 So I mean, teams change during the course of the year.

19:13 - They absolutely do, but I don't think it's fair to say

19:15 that they're a bad or fraudulent team

19:17 when they beat Texas.

19:18 That's all I'm saying.

19:19 - I didn't say bad, you said you still think

19:21 they're a really good football team.

19:21 - No, because Dan and Brandon said they were fraudulent.

19:23 I'm saying I don't, I think that they are

19:24 a pretty good football team.

19:26 They beat Texas.

19:27 - I think they're the most fraudulent team in the country.

19:28 - Like that.

19:29 - Okay, that's fair.

19:30 - That's putting nuts a little high.

19:31 - You know what, we're all entitled

19:32 to our opinions here.

19:33 We'll see.

19:33 - I gotta get Casey's list of really good football teams.

19:36 - How many are there?

19:37 - That then I can judge.

19:38 - I said pretty good.

19:39 - How many pretty good teams are there?

19:40 - Can I make a list?

19:41 - Yeah, make a pretty good list.

19:42 - Yes, I'd love to see a pretty good list.

19:44 - I would say the top 15 teams in the country

19:47 are pretty good football teams, no?

19:49 - Okay, well then fine.

19:49 - And they're a top 15 team in the country.

19:52 - Then I have no problem with that.

19:53 - Okay, top 15 team, pretty good teams.

19:55 I didn't say great.

19:55 I didn't say they'd win a national title.

19:56 I said they're pretty good.

19:58 Let's move to the next game in the Big 12.

19:59 That's obviously another big game

20:01 for the Big 12 championship.

20:03 Number 23, Kansas State at number seven, Texas.

20:05 Texas right now favored by four and a half.

20:07 The over under 49 and a half.

20:08 Dan, we know that Malik Murphy is gonna be playing.

20:10 He got his feet wet last week.

20:13 Quinn Ewers is hurt.

20:15 And Kansas State is rolling.

20:16 Kansas State right now also six and two.

20:18 So again, the Big 12 is very interesting.

20:20 Do you buy Texas in this spot?

20:22 - So this is my rat line of the week.

20:25 I can't get myself to bet Texas.

20:28 I'm gonna take the over.

20:29 But I am feeling like everyone is falling in love

20:33 with Kansas State to a point

20:35 that it doesn't make a ton of sense to me.

20:38 They beat Texas Tech, TCU, and Houston.

20:40 Those are three of the worst teams in the Big 12.

20:43 I just, it feels like everyone's like,

20:45 Kansas State, Kansas State, this is gonna be the spot

20:48 that they pick off Texas.

20:49 I don't know.

20:50 I'm gonna take the over so it's kind of a cop out.

20:52 But I just, there's something in the back of my head

20:54 that keeps saying, Texas is gonna be up for this game.

20:58 This is their last big test

20:59 before the Big 12 championship game.

21:01 I know Kansas State has been playing great.

21:03 The two quarterback system.

21:04 - I'll be right back.

21:05 - It just keeps, it keeps bugging me

21:07 because Kansas State's killed teams

21:09 but they've been the worst teams.

21:10 - Can I ask you a question about this game?

21:11 'Cause if you've noticed, I circle both teams.

21:14 This game is killing me.

21:15 - Right.

21:16 - But you're taking the over.

21:18 - Yeah.

21:19 - Doesn't that total look weird?

21:20 49 and a half, isn't that too low?

21:21 - Yeah, no, I think this is gonna be a game

21:22 no matter what I pick, I'm gonna lose.

21:24 - Oh, you've accepted that you're probably gonna lose.

21:26 - Correct.

21:27 'Cause if I take Texas, Kansas State will win.

21:29 If I take Kansas State, it's gonna be an obvious Texas game.

21:31 - Can I just throw this at you?

21:32 If I bet on Kansas State and I bet on Texas,

21:34 I'm gonna win, right?

21:35 - Yeah, that's true.

21:36 - I'm gonna hit the all button.

21:37 - So I might hit the all button.

21:38 - And the over and the under, yeah.

21:39 - So I like Texas.

21:41 I think Texas is the best team out there.

21:42 I think Texas is a very good team.

21:45 It's their backup quarterback.

21:46 They didn't look good against Houston a couple weeks ago

21:48 but they did look good

21:48 with their backup quarterback last week.

21:50 Kansas State looks a hell of a lot better than they did.

21:52 - And Texas is good.

21:53 - But they've also played a bunch of trash cans.

21:55 - Yeah.

21:56 - I...

21:57 - It doesn't it feel though that everyone

21:58 is like Kansas State?

21:59 It's almost like a foregone conclusion

22:02 that Kansas State has won this game.

22:03 - But it's a dangerous spot for Texas.

22:05 If Quinney loses--

22:05 - I don't know about dangerous spot.

22:07 They know this game is everything

22:09 'cause they don't have anything else on their schedule.

22:10 - It's not really about what they have.

22:11 It's about that they have to play this game

22:13 and this team with a backup quarterback.

22:14 - I understand.

22:15 - And that's the danger part of it.

22:16 I'm gonna...

22:17 - But Brandon, before you make your pick,

22:20 but remember it might be dangerous

22:22 but Malik Murphy also may be potentially playing

22:24 for the team that he's gonna play for next year

22:26 when they start archmanning.

22:27 So this means a lot to him as well.

22:28 - Yeah, but they didn't let him do much last week.

22:31 Like all his throws were like at the line of scrimmage.

22:33 I'm gonna pick Texas.

22:34 Texas, I'm gonna go Texas.

22:36 - I'm gonna go Texas too.

22:37 It's an 11 a.m. kickoff.

22:39 Oh, you're gonna just hit the all button.

22:41 What about the over or the under?

22:42 - Huh?

22:43 Not touching it.

22:44 That number's weird.

22:45 That number should not be that low in this game.

22:46 - Okay, Dave, who are you taking?

22:48 - I like Kansas State.

22:50 Dan, I know he thinks it's a little bit of a rat.

22:53 I do.

22:54 It's their defense that's like got me a little bit awake.

22:57 Nobody's scoring.

22:58 I just side note one time when I'm doing podcasts,

23:00 I'd like someone else to help me get the food

23:02 when it comes in.

23:03 I got the gate that doesn't work.

23:04 It's incredible.

23:05 I'm the only person in the world who can't get a gate

23:07 that just simply opens and closes.

23:09 It drives me fucking crazy.

23:11 I'm gonna take Kansas State.

23:12 - It's Dave.

23:13 It's also, it's Bosco's in my head

23:15 'cause he has, you know he has his circle.

23:16 - Yeah, he loves them.

23:17 - What does he have?

23:18 - His Kansas State is a win.

23:19 It's like no doubter win.

23:21 And I know he's got a couple weeks in a row with his locks,

23:24 but when he's like no doubter win,

23:27 and I was feeling that too.

23:28 I was waiting all week last week.

23:30 Like I can't wait to bet Kansas State.

23:33 And then it's just something in your head.

23:34 You're like wait, it's never this easy.

23:36 It's never this easy.

23:37 - Rico also, like after last year,

23:39 'cause he wanted Kansas State to be in the conversation

23:41 for the playoff last year.

23:42 - He loves Kansas State.

23:43 - So he's still on that.

23:44 So it is a thing that he's doing.

23:46 Okay, let's go to the Pac-12.

23:47 Number five, Washington.

23:49 At number 20, USC, Washington right now favored by three.

23:52 The over under at 76 and a half.

23:53 Dave, I will start with you.

23:54 We know that USC has struggled.

23:56 Their defenses look terrible.

23:57 Washington's defense has also not been great,

24:00 but it's Michael Pennix Jr. versus Caleb Williams

24:02 who are you taking?

24:03 - So I think Washington has had a letdown

24:08 the last few weeks after their big win against Oregon.

24:11 They played two teams not good.

24:13 They haven't looked great.

24:14 Yes, I know USC obviously this looked like

24:17 a much bigger game two weeks ago.

24:19 I still think you just get up for USC.

24:22 Even if they're struggling,

24:23 I think Washington gets back on track, so to speak,

24:26 in terms of looking good,

24:27 looking like a national title contender.

24:29 So I like Washington here.

24:31 - Dave, or Dan, you love to bet the over.

24:34 That's the thing.

24:34 This number is so high.

24:36 - You have to be perfect in this game.

24:37 You have to have no minutes of no scoring.

24:40 I'm going to go USC though.

24:42 I think everyone's written off USC.

24:44 They've looked equally as bad.

24:47 I don't know.

24:48 This is another game that...

24:49 - Uh-huh.

24:52 - Yeah, I don't know.

24:53 It's a really tough game.

24:54 'Cause I mean, when you have an over this high,

24:56 you're basically saying it's gonna be a shootout.

24:58 The volatility of this game is gonna be insane.

25:01 This might be my live bet game of the week,

25:04 where if any team goes down 14 points,

25:07 just hammer the other team,

25:08 because I think it's going to end up being a shootout

25:11 that comes down to the last possession.

25:12 - And Bray, and like I said,

25:13 we know how bad USC's defense is,

25:15 but when you look at Washington,

25:16 I mean, the fact that they beat Oregon is great,

25:18 but their defense has not played well.

25:19 - No, it hasn't been great.

25:21 Dave's got a good point that Washington's had these couple

25:23 of...

25:24 They had those games against opponents that they knew

25:26 they could kind of put it in third gear

25:29 and still win the game.

25:31 But I do go with USC here,

25:32 because I think Lincoln Riley,

25:34 he's obviously not coaching for his job,

25:36 and he's obviously not coaching for his future,

25:37 but I do think he's coaching to prove to USC

25:40 that this thing's going the right direction,

25:42 he's gonna be good.

25:43 It wasn't just Caleb Williams last year.

25:45 So I think Lincoln Riley needs to win some games

25:47 down the stretch, particularly a big game.

25:48 So I'm gonna go USC.

25:50 - I'm gonna take USC as well.

25:51 Ev, you went to a USC game.

25:52 How are you feeling about this team?

25:54 - I mean, I said before the Notre Dame game,

25:56 I thought USC would lose at least three more games.

25:58 They've lost two since then.

25:59 They honestly should have lost to Cal.

26:01 Cal got screwed.

26:02 It was a clear hole that they didn't call

26:03 in the two-point conversion.

26:04 Their defense is just atrocious.

26:06 They even lost, I know they started adding corner safety.

26:08 That was like their best secondary guy.

26:10 I mean, this should be like a get-right spot

26:11 for the Washington offense.

26:12 I'm taking Washington.

26:14 - Let's go to the big game in the SEC.

26:15 Brandon, number 14, LSU.

26:17 At number eight, Alabama.

26:18 Alabama favored by three.

26:19 The over-under at 60 and a half.

26:21 You and I talked about it this week on Unnecessary Roughness

26:23 about how everybody seems to be on LSU right now.

26:25 We know how good Jaden Daniels has been,

26:27 but their defense also has been struggling.

26:29 How are you feeling about this game at night

26:31 at Bryant-Denny?

26:31 - Well, they might have the worst defense in the country,

26:33 and they might have the best offense in the country.

26:35 And I just said those two sentences knowing

26:37 that I'm gonna pick the under in this game.

26:39 Because in these big games,

26:40 Alabama's defense has been the real side

26:42 that has shown up this year.

26:43 Against Ole Miss, they held a great Ole Miss offense

26:45 of 10 points at home.

26:46 They've been a very good defense.

26:47 I think they keep it under 60 and a half here.

26:49 That's my pick.

26:50 - Dan?

26:52 - I'm gonna take Alabama in this game.

26:54 I've been throwing this trivia question out all week,

26:56 so anyone who's heard it, don't answer.

26:58 Last quarterback to beat Nick Saban two years in a row.

27:01 - I know it.

27:03 - What is it?

27:04 - Do you want me to say it?

27:05 - Yeah.

27:06 - I saw it on Twitter.

27:07 - Oh, Drew Brees.

27:08 - Yes, Drew Brees.

27:08 - Yes.

27:09 - Drew Brees at Purdue.

27:10 - I don't think that Jaden Daniels

27:11 can beat him two years in a row.

27:12 - No, that would be something.

27:13 I mean, and the best defense that Jaden Daniels has played

27:16 was Florida State.

27:17 They didn't play very well offensively that night.

27:19 They did put up numbers against a bad Ole Miss defense,

27:21 a bad Arkansas defense,

27:23 but Alabama's defense will be the best he's seen all year.

27:25 - And I do think that Alabama has at least figured out

27:28 a little something on offense in the fact that

27:31 Jalen Milrow can throw a good deep ball,

27:34 and you saw it in the second half against Tennessee,

27:36 taking a couple shots.

27:37 - Jermaine Burton's been good.

27:38 - Their defense obviously was a big reason

27:40 why they just squished Tennessee in the second half,

27:44 and it comes down to who's gonna get a stop

27:46 in the fourth quarter?

27:47 Give me Alabama over LSU in that scenario.

27:50 - Brandon, just to clarify,

27:51 you're just taking the under, you're not--

27:52 - I'm taking the under, yeah.

27:53 - So you're not gonna--

27:54 - If you made me pick a side, I would pick Alabama.

27:55 - Okay, Dave?

27:56 - So I thought a couple weeks ago at LSU,

28:00 I said my hot take LSU will beat Alabama,

28:03 go to the big 12, go to the SEC Championship and win it.

28:08 I no longer think that.

28:10 I think Alabama's turned the corner a little bit.

28:12 I still think glaring problem is LSU's defense.

28:15 I'm taking Alabama here.

28:16 - Yeah, this is, I guess, scary 'cause we're all doing it,

28:18 but I'm gonna take Alabama.

28:20 I know, only three points, but it is--

28:21 - Well, I said under.

28:22 - Yeah, you said under.

28:22 - I didn't make me say Alabama.

28:23 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:24 - I didn't make you, I was just curious.

28:25 I was just clarifying for the graphics what you were taking,

28:28 but I am gonna take Alabama.

28:29 Okay, in the SEC East, number 12 Missouri

28:32 at number two Georgia.

28:33 Georgia favored by 15 and a half,

28:35 the total at 54 and a half.

28:38 Dave, I will start with you.

28:39 Missouri has had a very good season.

28:41 They're seven and one.

28:42 Georgia is rolling.

28:43 Do you think that Missouri can keep this one close?

28:47 - Yes, I do.

28:48 I think this is gonna be a letdown spot for Georgia.

28:51 12 Missouri, no.

28:55 You know, make a face there, Brandon, I wanna explain.

28:57 Number 12, there's certain teams

28:59 that I don't care what they're necessarily ranked.

29:01 It's like, ugh, it's Missouri.

29:02 Like, Mississippi State comes in at number seven.

29:04 Are you like, oh, no, it's Mississippi State.

29:07 You don't take them seriously.

29:08 Georgia is not gonna take Missouri seriously.

29:12 I believe they're coming off

29:14 the world's greatest cocktail party.

29:16 I forget, they have Tennessee and somebody else good.

29:19 The next two weeks--

29:20 - Ole Miss, they have Ole Miss.

29:21 - Ole Miss, so you do take an Ole Miss seriously.

29:25 So to me, yeah, I know they're 12.

29:28 I don't think you're gonna get

29:29 the A-plus effort from Georgia.

29:31 I do think you'll get the A-plus effort from Missouri.

29:33 So I do think they keep this game close.

29:35 More of a lack of attention from the Bulldogs.

29:38 I like the points, Missouri.

29:39 - Brandon.

29:40 - Okay, so theoretically what he just said kinda works,

29:44 but Georgia is the opposite.

29:46 They proved this theory wrong.

29:48 Because Georgia, every time they get a chance

29:49 to play one of these upstart teams that comes into Athens,

29:52 they beat the shit out of 'em.

29:53 Last year, Tennessee came in.

29:55 Tennessee's number one in the country.

29:56 They beat 'em 27-13, but they controlled that game.

29:58 - Well, Tennessee is not Missouri.

30:01 - Okay, I'll give you a couple teams that are Missouri.

30:03 Two years ago, Arkansas started 6-0.

30:05 They walk into Athens, they give you 37-0.

30:07 They couldn't get a first down.

30:08 This year, 5-0 Kentucky, they're ranked in the top 15.

30:11 They go to Athens, they can't get a first down.

30:13 They get killed.

30:14 Missouri is a team that is riding

30:16 as high as they've ever ridden.

30:18 Georgia loves putting these teams in the fucking dirt

30:21 and doing it fast.

30:22 I think Georgia destroys Missouri.

30:24 And I've been on Missouri all year.

30:25 I said Missouri would win nine or 10 games in May.

30:28 I like Missouri.

30:29 They're not ready for Georgia when Georgia's fired up,

30:31 and I think Georgia will be fired up.

30:32 - Well, and that's why I was gonna say that,

30:34 'cause it's not like you're saying,

30:35 "Oh, Missouri's a bad team, Missouri stinks."

30:36 Like, you have been very, very high on them.

30:38 You like their wide receiver a lot,

30:39 maybe one of the best in the country,

30:41 but you are looking at this Georgia team

30:42 and saying they're just that much better.

30:43 - In these fuck you spots, Georgia has a fuck you mode.

30:46 They did it to Arkansas two years ago.

30:47 They did it to Kentucky earlier this year,

30:48 and I think it fits the mold here with Missouri.

30:50 - And Dan, what's interesting too,

30:51 is a lot of people talk about how easy

30:52 Georgia's schedule was going into this season.

30:55 It's actually looked a lot tougher now

30:56 at the end of the season,

30:57 'cause they are playing number 12 Missouri.

30:58 They have Ole Miss.

31:00 Do you think that this is a spot

31:01 that they can get caught up a little bit?

31:02 - No, I think Georgia has the switch.

31:05 They've done it pretty well.

31:06 I'm taking the over, though, in this game.

31:08 Georgia's offense has been,

31:09 when they hit the switch, they score.

31:12 And I think Mizzou's offense is gonna be able

31:14 to get in the 20s here.

31:15 So a 35-20, that's a nice over right there,

31:20 somewhere around there.

31:21 So yeah, I like the over in this game.

31:23 - Ev, what do you think?

31:24 - Yeah, I'm taking Georgia and the over.

31:26 I think it's a squish one, but I agree with Dan.

31:27 Mizzou's offense is pretty good.

31:30 They'll score a few points,

31:30 but I think Michigan's ends up,

31:33 Mizzou's defense is bad.

31:34 They've let up a ton of points.

31:35 - What'd you just say?

31:36 - What'd you just say? - Michigan's so in his head.

31:38 - Yeah, I know. - Oh my.

31:39 - That's a bad look, big guy.

31:40 - My God.

31:41 - He said Michigan. - He's taking us

31:42 off his list. - I said they were fast.

31:43 - He's seeing Connor Stallions in the shadows.

31:46 - They're just swirling around in Big Ev's head.

31:48 - The boogeyman, Connor Sosa, Kaiser Sosa,

31:51 everywhere you go, he's a spook story.

31:54 Big Ev can't get us out of his mind.

31:57 - That's tough, Ev. - Michigan, Michigan.

31:58 The first thing you see when you wake up,

32:00 the last thing you see when you go to bed, Michigan.

32:03 - I can't wait to kick your ass.

32:04 - Michigan, Michigan, Michigan.

32:05 - We're going to kick your ass.

32:07 - Michigan, he's so scared.

32:08 Even when we pan to him, he's like,

32:11 Michigan, Michigan. - Everyone's saying

32:13 Michigan is bad and they're going to get squished.

32:16 - Michigan, Michigan. - It's so easy

32:18 to mess up team names, especially when you do shows

32:21 so often, it just sucks that it happened to be Michigan

32:23 that you spelled. - Well, that was great.

32:25 Casey, that is not, what Freud calls that, what?

32:29 - A Freudian slip. - Yeah, that's what that was.

32:32 That was not no accident.

32:34 It's not like, oh, he just happened to pick that out of a hat.

32:37 No, he can't stop thinking about us

32:39 and worrying about November 25th.

32:41 Michigan, Michigan. - Yeah, that was tough.

32:43 - That was tough. - I can't fucking.

32:45 - It was tough.

32:46 Just for the sake of the picks, I'm going to take Georgia.

32:49 Let's move on to trivia with Brandon.

32:51 - That was unbelievable. - That was tough.

32:53 That was tough.

32:54 All right, Brandon, what's your trivia this week?

32:56 - All right, here is the trivia.

32:57 And if you've been off Twitter, I think this is almost,

33:01 this is level impossible if you didn't see.

33:03 - Why do you do this knowing that Dan and Ev

33:05 are going to be the only ones that play?

33:05 - It's level impossible if you didn't happen

33:06 to see this tweet the other day,

33:08 but if you did see it, it might be a little easier.

33:09 Anyway, we've been going on now 10 years

33:12 of the college football playoff.

33:13 Name the five teams, a lot of answers here.

33:16 Name the five teams that have never, ever once been ranked

33:20 in the college football playoff committee's top 25.

33:22 - So obviously Power Five.

33:24 - Power Five. - Oh, Power Five.

33:25 Yes, yes, Power Five teams.

33:26 - I got three off the top of my head.

33:28 I don't know if we can workshop this, Ev.

33:31 But I got three no doubters.

33:32 - Everybody can throw one out there.

33:33 - I got three no doubters. - It's going to be

33:34 a group activity.

33:34 - You know that Dave and I are really bad at trivia.

33:37 - I actually have four no doubters.

33:37 - We can name one, I'm thinking of it.

33:39 - Vanderbilt.

33:40 - That is one.

33:41 - I got, yeah, Vandy, Rutgers.

33:44 - Yep. - Maryland.

33:45 - Yep.

33:46 Everybody got their answer ready?

33:50 - Cal.

33:50 - You saw the tweet.

33:55 - No, I really didn't.

33:56 - You saw the tweet.

33:58 You could have just said you saw the tweet.

33:59 - I didn't see the tweet.

34:00 - You could have said you saw the tweet.

34:01 - I really didn't.

34:01 - You could have said you saw the tweet.

34:02 - I swear on our podcast, I have not seen the tweet.

34:05 - Right now, I'm going to work with Ev on this.

34:07 Right now I have Cal, Vanderbilt, Maryland, Rutgers.

34:09 Who is the, there's got to be--

34:11 - Those four are correct.

34:12 - Kansas has been good enough.

34:13 - Kansas is right now.

34:14 - Kansas State has been, oh yeah,

34:16 Kansas State has been good enough, Iowa State.

34:18 - Has Tech been that good in the last 10 years?

34:19 - I like that one.

34:20 I'm trying to, I'm just going through all the names.

34:23 Duke's been good enough.

34:23 - Tech is the one that's came to my head that--

34:25 - D.

34:26 - I don't know if they've been that good.

34:27 - Syracuse has been ranked.

34:28 - I only get four.

34:29 I only have four.

34:30 The answers are Cal, Vanderbilt, Maryland, Rutgers,

34:34 and big Ev?

34:35 - Texas Tech.

34:36 - Oh, nice.

34:37 - Nice one.

34:38 - Damn, I can't believe Texas Tech.

34:39 - Who tweeted that?

34:41 - Brent McMurphy.

34:42 - Okay.

34:42 - That's a good trivia question.

34:44 - Yeah, it is.

34:45 - I couldn't get the fifth.

34:45 - It was a nice little workshop.

34:47 Let's go to the Pizza Hut, Hut take of the week.

34:49 Pizza Hut may not have invented pizza,

34:50 but they sure did make it famous.

34:51 Whether it's a team celebration

34:52 or just a casual get together with friends,

34:54 no one out pizzas the Hut order.

34:57 Now, Dave, what is your Hut take

34:58 for week 10 of college football?

35:00 - I think this is a little bit of a Hut take

35:02 with everything going around right now.

35:03 And I know everyone's like,

35:04 "Oh, this just turned into a Michigan, Ohio show.

35:06 I'm sorry, Michigan is national news with this scandal,"

35:10 or whatever you want to call it.

35:12 Jim Harbaugh will far outlast Ryan Day at the two schools.

35:18 In fact, I think Ryan Day will be bye-bye after this year.

35:23 - It is a Hut take.

35:25 - He currently has the number one team in the country.

35:28 - And Brandon, they're a seven point underdog

35:31 in the look ahead line.

35:34 - It's hard to get rid of a guy

35:35 that's just making it to the playoff.

35:37 - It's hard to have a look ahead line

35:38 for a team that's played nobody.

35:39 - Yeah, and just keeps making the playoff.

35:41 - Oh, like Ohio State's played anybody.

35:44 They got Rutgers this week.

35:45 - They're beating multiple teams in the top 15 right now.

35:48 Multiple teams.

35:48 - ULV almost broke into the top 25.

35:52 I know you'll watch that.

35:53 I was watching the late opening.

35:53 - Almost doesn't cut it.

35:54 - Almost broke into the top 25.

35:56 - Almost.

35:57 - I mean, Ohio State is number one

35:59 in the playoff rankings because of their resume.

36:02 - Harbaugh's gonna be gone after this year.

36:03 - He's gonna be the parent of the Santa.

36:04 - Michigan. - He's out.

36:05 - Michigan. - Going this last season.

36:07 This is it. - Michigan.

36:08 - That's not a hot take.

36:09 - Michigan. - He's out.

36:09 - Dan, I know you really want Harbaugh in Chicago.

36:12 - I want Harbaugh to coach.

36:13 - Yo, fruitcake guys.

36:13 - Is there a report that he's asking about the-

36:16 - It was just a fake, like one of those fake-

36:19 - That's a report.

36:20 - Yeah, no, listen.

36:21 I quote treated it to try to get everyone talking about it.

36:23 I know what I'm doing.

36:25 - The actual report, the Wall Street Journal said

36:28 Michigan wouldn't extend the contract.

36:30 And then the president of the school's being like,

36:31 "We're trying to fast track.

36:33 "This is our man for life."

36:35 - If they were trying to fast track it,

36:36 wouldn't they just announce that it was done?

36:38 How hard is it to fast track a contract?

36:40 - Are you aware of how detailed contracts are

36:44 and legalities?

36:45 You do have to work that stuff out, Walker.

36:47 - Negotiations, yeah.

36:48 Okay, Dan, what's your hot take?

36:50 - My hot take, now I know there's still a lot of ball left,

36:53 but I made a switch last week.

36:54 I talked about it on Pick 'Em.

36:56 I can say it here.

36:57 I had taken the Washington Huskies at 18 to one

37:02 to win the national title.

37:04 After they beat Oregon, I cashed out for a profit

37:06 and I switched to Oregon to win the national title

37:09 at 25 to one.

37:11 They went and bullied Utah.

37:13 They are now 12 to one.

37:14 I think Oregon is very much live

37:17 to win the national title this year.

37:18 I think they're gonna get in

37:20 and I think they can beat any team.

37:22 - I like that.

37:23 Brandon Huttings.

37:24 - Poenix has played more.

37:25 I think he officially passed it.

37:27 He played more games than anyone at quarterback

37:29 in college football history.

37:30 - Two weeks ago, he passed Sam Hartman.

37:33 - The man knows how to play college football.

37:35 - I think that's a fantastic switch.

37:37 - I like that.

37:38 - It already paid off.

37:39 - Oregon is better than Washington.

37:40 - I could cash out Oregon right now.

37:41 I'm not going to, but yeah, Oregon's 12 to one,

37:43 Washington's 14 to one, so Washington went backwards.

37:46 - Brandon, your hot take.

37:47 - So I'm gonna, the one I wrote down

37:48 and gave Blattman last night, I'm actually gonna change it.

37:50 So don't even put up my graphic

37:51 because I'm changing it right here.

37:53 - Okay.

37:54 - In the Heisman odds right now,

37:55 you've got the guy at Michigan who hasn't played anybody

37:58 falsely in the front of it.

38:00 You've got Jaden Daniels up there.

38:01 - Say his name, Buckeye Brandon.

38:03 - I don't even remember.

38:04 I haven't even watched the game he's played in.

38:06 So anyway, I got a name at 25 to one.

38:10 It was 25 to one on Monday.

38:11 I don't think it's changed.

38:12 Carson Beck of Georgia.

38:14 - He's good.

38:15 - Carson Beck is very good.

38:16 He throws for 325, 350 yards every week.

38:19 Brock Bowers got hurt, didn't matter.

38:20 He threw for 315 last week against Florida,

38:23 three touchdowns.

38:24 He is fantastic and they've got,

38:26 not only do they have number 12 Missouri this week,

38:29 they got number 10 Ole Miss in a couple of weeks.

38:31 And then they play Alabama with the last statement,

38:34 or probably Alabama.

38:35 They play Alabama for the last statement

38:37 before the Heisman Committee in the championship game.

38:39 This guy is worth a flyer, 25 to one.

38:42 He is very good and he could win the Heisman.

38:44 - Yeah, I like that pick.

38:45 - That's good.

38:46 Ev, your hot take?

38:47 - My take is this year, it's been like the year of parody,

38:50 the year that we need a 12 team playoff, all this.

38:53 My hot take is it's going to end up being the same four teams

38:55 that it usually is going to,

38:57 the other conference is going to cannibalize themselves.

38:58 It's going to be Ohio State.

38:59 I think Bama is going to beat Georgia

39:01 in the conference championship.

39:02 It's going to be Georgia, Bama,

39:04 and they'll probably throw Michigan a bone,

39:05 even though I'm planning by the lose Ohio State,

39:07 still get in, same four teams.

39:09 - Michigan will not get in if they lose to Ohio State.

39:11 - Definitely not.

39:12 - Or I'd say Oregon, who they have made the playoff.

39:13 - Well, Florida State still exists.

39:15 - No, Oregon would get in over Michigan.

39:17 If they both have one loss,

39:19 Oregon would absolutely get in over Michigan.

39:21 - No, that I'm saying,

39:22 they still have some tough games left.

39:24 - You're saying that--

39:25 - You're saying they might not have one loss,

39:26 is what he's saying.

39:27 - What take depends on Ohio State beating Michigan,

39:30 'cause Ohio State could potentially get in

39:32 if Michigan beats them.

39:33 - Just like last year.

39:34 - Michigan can't get in if Ohio State beats them.

39:35 - Right.

39:36 - But I'm saying, but then in that take,

39:37 I still would be, the take would still be correct.

39:39 - You-- - What?

39:40 - What you're saying is that all the other conferences

39:41 are going to cannibalize themselves.

39:42 - Yes, that's what I'm,

39:43 I'm basically saying that Texas

39:44 is going to cannibalize themselves.

39:44 - What about Florida State?

39:45 - I said, that was my take last week.

39:47 - For--

39:47 - That Florida State, I think they're going to--

39:48 - You think the ACC, the Pac-12,

39:49 and the big convo will get themselves?

39:50 - I think they're either going to drop to Miami,

39:53 in Gainesville, or the conference championship.

39:55 - Okay, so when it is Oregon, Florida State,

39:57 Georgia, and Michigan, we need a retraction.

40:00 - Yeah, if that happens, I mean, obviously I'll say--

40:02 - Can you have a retraction

40:03 after it's already been proven to be false?

40:05 Don't you have to retract before it's false?

40:06 - Oh yeah, that's true.

40:07 - Well, but it's also his hot take.

40:08 It's supposed to be--

40:09 - It's his hot take.

40:10 - I'm saying the hot take is all these teams

40:11 that they've been like, Texas and Florida State,

40:13 that they're all going to kind of just eat themselves alive.

40:15 The conference is going to eat themselves alive.

40:16 - Sure.

40:17 - I don't even know if this is a hot take or not,

40:19 but I think Clemson fans might be the most selfish fans

40:22 in college football.

40:22 I think that they might actually be the worst.

40:24 This whole thing with Dabo, and I know, Brandon,

40:25 you are not a big Dabo guy.

40:27 The fact that you were on Dabo's side this week,

40:29 he's got a guy calling in asking

40:31 how he gets paid so much money,

40:32 11 and a half million dollars a year to go four and four.

40:35 Clemson fans won national titles

40:37 within the last couple of years.

40:38 Like, they've won two, and they're complaining.

40:40 They're saying he shouldn't get it.

40:41 Can you imagine, Dan, if Wisconsin

40:43 had a couple national titles and were four and four,

40:45 and you were calling in to bitch at your head coach?

40:46 - The only thing I would say about defending Tyler

40:51 from Spartanburg is Dabo, the way it's slipping,

40:56 it feels like Dabo doesn't want to adapt.

41:00 So that's the only thing that you could say

41:02 if you're a Clemson fan, but I agree that, like,

41:05 he's raised the bar so high that to then turn around

41:09 on their first really, truly bad year and be like,

41:11 you stink, it's crazy to do that.

41:14 We'll see how he adapts.

41:15 - It's similar to what I deal with with the Patriots.

41:18 You don't hear me trashing Belichick, and we're terrible.

41:20 - But it's, yeah, it is kind of similar.

41:22 Like, if Belichick doesn't, if you go another year

41:24 and he doesn't adapt, then you probably will start hearing.

41:27 - Yeah, I mean, I would never trash Belichick ever.

41:32 I don't know, and I think the success,

41:35 that it was longer with the Patriots,

41:36 but the success that Clemson had,

41:38 and they were not a successful program for a long-ass time,

41:41 I think that almost buys you infinity, like, goodwill.

41:46 - I think he should be unfireable at Clemson.

41:49 - But it's the fact that I think where the frustration

41:54 comes from is Dabo is very, very firm on how he doesn't

41:58 want to use the transfer portal.

41:59 He thinks players shouldn't get paid.

42:02 Like, I think he will adapt, because you have to adapt,

42:05 but take Nick Saban, for example.

42:07 Nick Saban has adapted in every single turn

42:10 of college football.

42:11 He used to win championships playing defense,

42:14 running the ball.

42:14 The game became a spread offense.

42:16 He went and got the best wide receivers, quarterbacks,

42:19 all this shit.

42:20 NIL, he embraces it.

42:21 Like, that's, I think, the frustration.

42:24 I understand that frustration.

42:25 I think it's crazy to criticize him one year into being bad,

42:30 but if he doesn't adapt, I think then they get a little bit

42:33 of a fair argument, like, dude, you've built this thing,

42:36 and you're gonna watch it crumble because you refuse

42:39 to get with the times.

42:40 - That is fair.

42:41 I also asked this question earlier this week, though.

42:42 Outside of Georgia and Alabama and maybe Michigan,

42:46 depending on if you're actually having them tell the truth

42:48 or not, any team in the country would take Dabo right now,

42:51 right?

42:52 - I don't know if he doesn't adapt.

42:53 - No, I don't know about that.

42:54 - I will. - Really?

42:55 - I think I agree with it.

42:57 I mean, I can't think of many teams that wouldn't want

43:00 to take Dabo right now.

43:01 - After the way he built Clemson up after they were so bad

43:04 and won national titles. - But you can't build it

43:04 the same way that he won national titles.

43:06 That's my whole point, is like, again,

43:08 I don't think that criticizing him to that point

43:12 in one year is right.

43:14 It's the next couple years.

43:16 If Dabo stays with his stubborn way and he says,

43:18 "We're only getting our guys,

43:19 "we're not hitting the transfer portal,

43:21 "we don't, you know, name, image, and likeness

43:24 "is in the name, image, and likeness of God,"

43:26 all that shit, then you get a fair frustration

43:29 because, like, dude, that was the past.

43:31 It's a different era. - How's he gonna bring it

43:32 to God that he's changing the NL?

43:33 - I don't know.

43:34 He's gonna have to have a long talk.

43:36 - I obviously have the best coach in the country,

43:38 so I'm set, but let's say if I did not have that,

43:41 I would not want Dabo.

43:45 I don't think he's, just to say, "Oh, he can adapt to,"

43:48 it's a totally different world.

43:49 - He's gotta show it.

43:50 He's gotta show it. - Can I just,

43:51 can I ask Dave a quick question?

43:52 I know we gotta move on.

43:53 Can you be the best coach in the country

43:54 if you've been there a decade

43:56 and have never won a playoff game?

43:58 - Yes. - No.

43:59 That's a hard no.

44:01 Just the fact that you said yes

44:02 should be embarrassing to you.

44:02 No, obviously not.

44:04 - Well, how long's NIL been going on?

44:06 - Kirby Smart exists.

44:07 Nick Saban exists.

44:08 - Kyle Whittingham.

44:10 - Kyle Whittingham.

44:11 All these people exist.

44:12 - How long has NIL been going on?

44:13 - It's about three years.

44:15 Also, the length of your cheating scandal.

44:19 - I would like to unrecognize Dabo.

44:19 - Or, or, or, or, maybe in this new world,

44:23 Harbaugh's the perfect guy.

44:25 - He hasn't won a goddamn thing in this new world.

44:28 - He's won two Big Ten titles.

44:29 - Okay, Kirby Smart's won two national titles.

44:30 - Let me tell you this, Buckeye Brandy.

44:31 - Kirby Smart's won two national titles.

44:33 You just said Jim Harbaugh's the best coach in the country.

44:35 - Let me ask you this.

44:36 - Laughable.

44:37 - Has Mississippi State ever won the SEC?

44:38 - Our coach died, yes, 1941, right before the war, okay?

44:42 Our guy, our boys were getting ready for this.

44:43 - So if you won the SEC,

44:44 would you count that as a title of any sort?

44:48 - What are you talking about?

44:49 - If Mississippi State won the SEC,

44:52 would you be, "Oh, we had a great season.

44:55 We won the SEC."

44:56 - I say it's a great season.

44:56 - I mean, now we're talking about my coach.

44:57 - I mean, if you want to be in the same sentence

44:58 as Mississippi State, sure.

44:59 - Didn't you say Ryan Day stinks?

45:02 - Yes.

45:02 - He's won two Big Ten titles.

45:04 - He also won a playoff game.

45:06 - Uh-oh.

45:07 - That was before Michigan was around.

45:08 - Okay, but he's won two Big Ten titles.

45:09 - Yeah, Michigan definitely wasn't around.

45:11 - Jim Harbaugh was there.

45:11 - Way, listen, two Big Ten titles don't get you the dobble.

45:16 You don't need national.

45:18 Right now, we are the team in the Big Ten.

45:20 You keep winning Big Ten titles like they're coming off of-

45:22 - But Ryan Day has the same resume.

45:24 - Ryan Day has the same resume.

45:26 - Ryan Day took over a program

45:29 that was at the peak of its powers

45:31 and have driven it right into the ground.

45:34 - Okay.

45:34 - He made the playoffs.

45:35 - They just keep making the playoffs.

45:36 - Yeah, I mean, they've done more than Michigan's done.

45:39 - That's just, that's only because of Michigan.

45:41 Michigan's so good that they build the resume

45:44 up of Ohio State.

45:45 - I cannot wait for this game this year.

45:49 - Yeah.

45:49 - Every single year we say that, but this year-

45:50 - I can't wait 'til next year,

45:52 Dave's just gonna be like his head in his ass

45:53 the whole year.

45:54 He's gonna have nothing to say.

45:55 - I will say, blood oath, blood oath, big boy.

45:58 - For sure.

45:58 - Blood oath.

45:59 - Are you blood oath too?

46:00 - I've also, I made a bet with LaJuan last night as well.

46:02 - What were the-

46:04 - So the official, the bet with Taylor is,

46:06 if Ohio State wins, when they win,

46:07 I get to basically have a weekend

46:10 getting with my boys at his mansion in Nashville,

46:12 do our fantasy drive with all my friends I grew up with.

46:15 If somehow by fluke, Ohio State loses,

46:18 I have to put on Michigan gear,

46:20 do the fight song for a video.

46:23 - I don't even want you doing that.

46:24 - And I can't say anything bad publicly about Michigan

46:28 basically the entire off season.

46:30 - Dave's-

46:31 - And the week of the game next year.

46:33 - I feel like that's a loss for us.

46:35 - He said that's disgusting.

46:37 Let's go to the Roback-

46:38 - I think I made a decent deal.

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46:54 Dave, who is your dog of the week?

46:56 - Maryland.

46:58 Maryland at home.

46:59 I think Penn State stinks.

47:01 I think James Franklin is so obsessed with Michigan

47:05 that they're not going to be paying attention to this game.

47:07 They play Michigan the week after.

47:09 He's seen ghosts.

47:10 He's hearing goblins.

47:11 It's Halloween night every night for James Franklin.

47:14 The boogeyman, he's afraid of him.

47:16 I think they are sleepwalking in Maryland.

47:18 Maryland beats them.

47:19 Dog of the week.

47:20 Plus nine and a half.

47:21 - My dog of the week is the entire MAAC conference.

47:23 Maction is back.

47:24 Last night I watched every single snap

47:26 of one in seven Kent State versus one in seven Akron.

47:29 It was awesome.

47:30 It was a great game.

47:32 These guys, listen, it's not the most beautiful football,

47:36 but it's the funniest football.

47:37 And I love Maction so much, and it's great to have it back.

47:40 - You know what was so funny is when we did

47:41 the pro football show and Clinton Portis heard you guys

47:43 talking about betting on two one and seven teams,

47:45 he was like, I can't hang with you guys.

47:46 - Yeah, Clinton Portis, Dave, like was disgusted

47:49 when I was like, yeah, I watched one in seven

47:52 versus one in seven.

47:53 - And he was like, why?

47:54 He said he's going to block your number.

47:55 - You don't understand, dude.

47:56 It's Maction, baby.

47:57 - Yeah, he said he's going to block your number

47:59 because he doesn't want to hear about one in seven bets.

48:01 Okay, Brandon, what is your dog of the week?

48:03 - So in the Big 12, you have Texas is four and one.

48:06 You have Oklahoma State is four and one.

48:09 You have Oklahoma four and one.

48:11 Iowa State, who was terrible to start the season,

48:14 they're also four and one.

48:15 They're in the mix for everything.

48:17 Kansas coming off the win against Oklahoma,

48:18 has to go on the road to Iowa State.

48:19 Iowa State minus two and a half.

48:21 - That's not a dog.

48:22 Why are you doing your proper pick?

48:23 - Oh, I did my proper pick, fuck.

48:24 - Jesus Christ, man. - I was on the wrong.

48:26 - Damn it.

48:27 - He said about Michigan too.

48:28 - Michigan. - No, I'm not talking

48:29 about Michigan. - Michigan.

48:30 - You're right, you're right, sorry.

48:31 - Michigan. - I didn't say Michigan.

48:32 - Michigan. - I didn't say Michigan.

48:34 - Michigan. - Michigan's got you guys all.

48:36 - You rattled. - It's unbelievable.

48:38 - I have a double dog of-- - They can't even function.

48:41 - I'm wearing a little bag. - Michigan.

48:42 - I gotta do my sponsor. - Michigan.

48:44 - Okay. - Michigan.

48:46 Michigan.

48:47 - I have a double dog of the week.

48:49 - Okay. - Double dog of the week.

48:50 - Let's try it again.

48:51 - And it is in Stillwater, Oklahoma.

48:53 Ollie Gordon, one of the best players in the country.

48:55 He is leading the country in rushing.

48:57 He's only played four games.

48:58 Leading the country in rushing.

48:59 The number two guy has 55 more carries

49:02 than Ollie Gordon has.

49:03 Ollie Gordon and Oklahoma State plus five and a half.

49:07 Double dog in Stillwater, Oklahoma.

49:08 - There you go.

49:09 Okay, Ev, who is your dog of the week?

49:11 - What's funny, we just spent so much time talking about it.

49:12 I'm thinking Clemson.

49:13 I think they get right, I think they win.

49:15 They're catching up to two and a half or three.

49:17 I think they win.

49:18 All the talk this week with Dabo,

49:19 he said the guy from Spartanburg or whatever.

49:22 And they get back on track.

49:23 I don't think, they're not,

49:24 obviously not as good as they have been.

49:25 They're not nearly as bad as I think people think they are.

49:28 I mean, a couple of bad bounces,

49:29 they should have beat Florida State at home.

49:32 At home here, I mean, I think it was the same,

49:33 this is the same line pretty much.

49:35 Florida State, now it's Notre Dame.

49:39 I mean, gimme Clemson wins.

49:41 - It kinda sucks for like the storyline.

49:43 'Cause going into the season,

49:43 we would have obviously thought in week 10

49:45 we'd be talking about Notre Dame.

49:46 Clemson is one of the top games of the week and it wasn't.

49:48 So it's a weird spot for the Clemson fans.

49:51 Okay, Brandon, I have to do this.

49:53 I'm making Tommy Walker my dog of the week.

49:56 And Dan, I don't know if you've seen this.

49:57 - I saw it, oh, I saw it, I saw it.

49:58 - Dave, live on our podcast,

50:02 Tommy Walker broke Brandon's heart

50:03 and came out as an Alabama fan

50:05 and has disavowed the Walker family

50:08 and will not be a Mississippi State fan.

50:09 - Oh no.

50:10 - Well, that's smart.

50:11 That's like his mother, who is a lovely woman,

50:13 Brandon's mother.

50:14 So why would anybody want their son

50:18 to be a Mississippi State fan and an Alabama fan?

50:19 - Why would anybody value loyalty?

50:21 And why would anybody?

50:22 - Your mother is an Alabama fan.

50:24 - I don't care about my mom.

50:25 All right, who cares about my mom?

50:26 - So why weren't you loyal?

50:27 Why weren't you loyal?

50:28 - To what?

50:30 - Your mother.

50:30 - We grew up, I grew up 15 minutes

50:32 from the gates of Mississippi State University.

50:34 And she won't tell anybody,

50:35 she worked at Mississippi State University, okay?

50:37 She worked there and she was an Alabama fan.

50:39 But I love Mississippi State.

50:41 I will always love Mississippi State.

50:42 And I don't love teams because they win.

50:44 I love them because they're my team.

50:45 I'm a Mississippi State guy.

50:46 Fuck Alabama forever.

50:48 - I will say that it broke my heart for you

50:51 because I can't imagine if one day my son came in

50:53 and was like, "I'm not an A&M fan."

50:56 I would be so sad.

50:56 - He's not getting any money if he does Alabama stuff.

51:00 So no, he's cut out.

51:01 He's cut off.

51:02 - My dad did say that if I went to Texas, he'd come here.

51:04 - I'll take care of him.

51:05 - You're not gonna take care of my, no, no, no, no, no.

51:07 - If he goes to Alabama?

51:08 - No, ain't nobody taking care of nobody.

51:10 I got my kids.

51:11 No, no, no, no, no.

51:14 - Don't let Tommy Walker hear that Dave will take care

51:16 of him if he goes to Alabama.

51:17 'Cause you just fucked yourself.

51:18 - If he's going to Alabama.

51:19 - Tommy Walker's a ride or die too, Dave.

51:22 Ride or die.

51:23 When he, when we-

51:24 - He's going to Alabama.

51:24 - When we landed at the airport a few weeks ago,

51:26 he was picking up Brandon and I gave him-

51:29 - But I'll have to call me daddy.

51:30 - And I gave him a hundred bucks and I told him,

51:34 don't tell your dad what I gave you.

51:37 Wouldn't squeal.

51:38 Wouldn't squeal.

51:39 - I watched that happen and I was like,

51:40 is he really not gonna tell?

51:41 - He's ride or die.

51:42 He's ride or die.

51:42 - Brandon is-

51:43 - I'll be his uncle.

51:45 Daddy Portnoy and uncle Big Cat.

51:47 - Yep.

51:48 - Oh no.

51:49 - What's the next topic?

51:50 - Well, you've already spoiled your next topic.

51:53 So do you just want to move on?

51:54 Okay.

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52:35 And do you still think you're going to win this Egg Bowl?

52:37 - Of course I think we're going to win the Egg Bowl.

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52:40 - Unless, unless, unless we need to lose

52:42 to fire our coach and move somewhere else.

52:44 - Well, see, that's the, that's the pickle that I'm in

52:47 is that I don't want the fans, the team-

52:48 - I think A&M might beat Ole Miss.

52:49 - I don't want the players to lose.

52:51 I don't want the fans to lose,

52:52 but I want Jimbo to lose.

52:53 So I am in a pickle.

52:54 - I think you're too far.

52:55 I don't think you're firing him this year.

52:56 I don't think- - No.

52:57 - You're, you're, you're firing three, right?

52:58 You're fi-

52:59 - A&M fans think that they're a 10 win team.

53:02 They've won 10 wins once in the last 20 years.

53:04 - That's not the point.

53:05 - And they're like, "Well, why isn't Jimbo winning 10?"

53:07 - Dan, the guy got paid almost a hundred million dollars

53:09 and said the goal is to win a bowl game

53:11 or to go to a bowl game.

53:12 That is pathetic. - Yeah, you gotta set

53:13 a baby step. - It's a loser shit.

53:14 - Go to a baby step. - It's a loser shit.

53:16 - That is a crazy quote.

53:17 - Okay.

53:18 Oh, the standings are here.

53:21 So let's put those up.

53:22 - Yeah, I'm getting hot. - Yes.

53:23 You are getting hot?

53:24 Yes, thanks.

53:25 As I said, I'm abysmal.

53:26 So Dave, you are winning six and three.

53:29 What is your pick?

53:30 - Yeah, I forget.

53:31 It's something I'm gonna change.

53:32 I may have had Northwestern last week,

53:34 but I like Northwestern again.

53:35 They're better than I thought they would be this year.

53:38 Credit to them.

53:39 I thought once the whole Pat Fitzgerald

53:41 and that controversy went crazy,

53:42 that would be the end of the program.

53:43 They're playing tough.

53:44 They were two touchdown dog that beat Maryland last week.

53:47 This game, Iowa, gonna go to the end.

53:50 I think they win again.

53:50 I'm taking Northwestern.

53:52 - Brandon, you've already done yours.

53:53 So would you like to-

53:54 - I'm just gonna repeat it.

53:55 - Okay, repeat it, yes.

53:57 - Kansas, Iowa State, all that stuff I said earlier,

53:59 just transfer it over here.

54:00 Iowa State minus two and a half against Kansas.

54:02 - Okay.

54:03 When this goes out on social media as its own pick,

54:05 they're gonna be like, "Why didn't he elaborate?"

54:07 Well, it's because you just did it all

54:08 for the wrong segment.

54:09 Okay, Ev, your pick?

54:11 - Yeah, I like Oklahoma State here.

54:12 I agree.

54:13 I don't think Oklahoma's very good.

54:14 I'll gladly take the points at home.

54:16 Last sped with them in the same conference.

54:17 Give me Oklahoma State.

54:18 - I'm gonna take Utah against Arizona State.

54:21 Arizona State hasn't won on the road since last October.

54:23 I believe right now the number is at 11.

54:25 Utah is gonna be motivated after losing to Oregon.

54:27 Again, I'm really bad at this,

54:28 so I'm just praying that Utah can get it done.

54:30 - That's a dangerous pick there.

54:31 - I know.

54:31 I've won two this year.

54:32 - Arizona State's pretty good.

54:34 - Yeah, they're playing very good ball.

54:36 - I'm still gonna take it.

54:37 I'm taking it.

54:38 I have to do it.

54:38 Viva La Hooters, top 10.

54:40 Head over to your local Hooters

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54:50 We have the Hooters girls coming in.

54:51 I could smell the wings.

54:53 I assume they smell so good.

54:55 As soon as the girls walked in,

54:56 they are over there with Ev.

54:57 Ev, what do you got this week?

54:59 - Notice I'm here with the lovely Hooters girls.

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55:05 Sounds delicious.

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55:17 Honey Thai chili pepper.

55:19 - Every single time the girls walk in with those wings,

55:22 I immediately get hungry.

55:23 They smell so good.

55:24 So let's unveil our communal top 10.

55:26 Now we do have the college football playoff rankings already.

55:29 We know that Ohio State came in at number one.

55:31 Let's see what we ranked this week.

55:33 Okay, so Georgia, Ohio State, Florida State, Michigan,

55:35 Washington, Oregon, Texas, Alabama, Penn State,

55:38 and Oklahoma.

55:39 - I have a complaint.

55:40 - Well, go ahead.

55:41 - On my poll, I included an asterisk by Michigan

55:44 for cheating, and I asked that it be included

55:46 on the communal poll.

55:48 I think the asterisk should be there.

55:50 - Why are you complaining to me about that?

55:51 - Well, I'm just complaining out loud

55:53 because we're on the show,

55:54 and there should be an asterisk by Michigan

55:56 for being dirty ass cheaters.

55:57 - I have a complaint.

55:58 - What's your complaint, Dan?

55:59 - Air Force is a top 10 team.

56:01 I don't know why they're not there.

56:02 I put them in my top 10.

56:04 They're undefeated.

56:05 Shout out Air Force.

56:06 - Ev, do you have any complaints?

56:07 - No.

56:08 - As we're all complaining.

56:10 I mean, Dave, any complaints for you?

56:13 - No, I'm one of those guys, I don't,

56:15 the poll, great, great, whatever, blah, blah, blah.

56:18 Like, this comes down to Michigan's gonna take care

56:20 of their business.

56:21 I'm worried about Georgia.

56:22 That's gonna be a great game.

56:23 Winner of that one wins the national title.

56:26 If we can't get 'em this year, we're never gonna get 'em.

56:28 - You're never gonna get 'em.

56:29 - Yeah, well, it's just--

56:30 - You don't break through 'til you break through.

56:32 - It's true.

56:33 - It's a good point.

56:34 - It is a very good point.

56:35 Brandon, go ahead and, why don't you have one?

56:36 And I wanna see--

56:37 - I also think anyone who's, like,

56:39 I love Taylor, Luan, but he was like,

56:43 why is Michigan not number one?

56:44 - Well, he's a dummy, though.

56:46 He's one of those guys who played foot,

56:48 and I love him, he's a Michigan guy.

56:50 The guys who played football their whole lives,

56:52 they don't, like, they'll reveal their actual knowledge

56:55 of football, like, you know, once every couple weeks.

56:58 That was just one of those tweets.

56:59 - Yeah, I mean, Ohio State should be the number one team

57:01 in the country. - Yeah, no problem with it.

57:02 - Yeah. - No problem with it.

57:03 - Here's my question, Dan, for you with that,

57:05 because obviously, Ohio State has the best resume,

57:07 so then if they are looking at that,

57:09 why wouldn't Washington be in the top four

57:11 because of Oregon?

57:11 Like, that confused me a little bit.

57:14 - Well, they're five, right?

57:15 - Right, but I'm saying if you look at resume,

57:16 they clearly have a better resume.

57:17 - But it's not just resume, it's combination.

57:19 - Well, no, I know what I'm saying.

57:19 - And also, Washington's only big win is Oregon.

57:21 - But who's Florida State's big win?

57:23 - Florida State beat LSU.

57:25 - Okay, who's Georgia's big win?

57:26 - Georgia has kicked shit out of Kentucky,

57:29 and who did they just beat last week?

57:32 - Florida. - Florida.

57:33 - Michigan's big win.

57:34 - Michigan doesn't have a big win.

57:35 - So that, I'm just-- - ULV.

57:36 - But Michigan's been killing teams.

57:38 I have no problem with it.

57:39 Washington, they've been playing close games.

57:42 Yeah, I have no problem with Washington being number five.

57:46 They have one win at home.

57:48 - It's all gonna take care of itself.

57:49 Michigan's gonna beat the fuck out of Penn State,

57:52 we're gonna beat the fuck out of Ohio State,

57:53 and then we'll be in the playoffs.

57:55 - Without cheating?

57:56 - Well, yeah, if they win those two games,

58:00 then you'll have to--

58:02 - This is disgusting. - What if?

58:02 - Well, they're not gonna win those,

58:03 why? - I'm disgusted by this.

58:04 - It's not-- - Then you'll be right,

58:06 Brandon, you'll be right.

58:07 - I'm gonna be right.

58:08 - It's gonna be a great game.

58:09 - A great game. - I can't wait for them

58:10 to play it.

58:11 - I know, it's gonna be exciting.

58:12 - Gonna watch it all.

58:13 You guys gonna livestream or just clips?

58:14 We need to figure out a livestream.

58:15 - Michigan.

58:16 Michigan. - Thanksgiving in Miami?

58:18 - You take a big dump at his house?

58:19 - Yeah. - Boom.

58:20 - Yeah, you gotta take a big dump at his house.

58:22 - Don't worry, I got a little in-law help area.

58:27 - You could also just be in his pool the whole time.

58:30 - That's, am I staying at the house, Dave,

58:32 or at the hotel and coming for the game?

58:32 - I don't know, we'll figure it out.

58:34 I will figure it out, Big F, don't you worry.

58:35 - I would like to take a big dump in the pool.

58:36 - It's gonna be quite a weekend.

58:38 So next week we are heading back out on the road.

58:40 We do not know what time the show is yet

58:42 because it's a TV flex, but we will be at TCU

58:45 for Texas at TCU in Fort Worth.

58:47 I will say that the--

58:48 - When do they tell us what time this game is?

58:50 - Monday. - It's killing my schedule.

58:52 - Monday, 'cause it's the six-day window.

58:54 The spot for this game, or for this show that we have,

58:57 is right in front of the stadium.

58:58 It's gonna be awesome. - Love it.

58:59 - It's gonna be great, so we will be there.

59:01 And of course, as you're watching this,

59:02 we don't know the time yet,

59:03 but pay attention to all the social media announcements,

59:06 and we will see you in Fort Worth.

59:07 Anything else, guys?

59:09 - No, great show. - Great show.

59:11 - Love college football.

59:12 - All right, see you guys next week.

59:12 - Michigan, Michigan, Michigan.

59:16 (whooshing)

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