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00:00Brandon you ever been to Auburn before yeah, what can we expect for today? Oh shitty little town
00:08Great people though great
00:30Oh
00:46Now it's gonna be awesome SEC is the best so I always like to be back in the South
00:52Good people good sweet tea good fried chicken
00:56Let me see the doughnuts Brandon
01:00Reset that sugar
01:04Yeah, I'm gonna pretend that I didn't already go get doughnuts for my kids this morning
01:12Together
01:17It's awesome, I woke up at five or sorry 615 this morning
01:23I
01:25Slowly sneak out of my room. I'll wake my wife open the door
01:32My five girls just standing right outside the door. I think you've been there for like 30 minutes
01:38Like what's up? He's like I was just seeing what you were doing. I was like alright. Let's go
01:46How long you been up he's like I was staring out my window for a while
01:53And I was just sitting laying here just slowly stroking it while spider videotaped me what would you say
02:02Just slowly stroking I got ready watch turn turn around
02:08Okay
02:10I
02:17Just look at the back of your head
02:28Slowly is definitely the worst part if I was just like
02:37I would probably change our relationship a little bit
02:40Just a little
02:48Thank you guys in a little bit a few hours. Yeah, take care. Thank you very much
02:55Wait, this is the first time you guys have seen it
03:00Hey Pat, what's up?
03:06Brandon you went pretty easy on
03:11I
03:13Found out something very very very depressing today. Oh, no in New York
03:19You know, I'd order chick-fil-a every day. Remember that. Yeah, and remember how happy I was forget
03:25Remember how happy I was when they would write on their number one customer. Yeah value, you know, they would write on that
03:32Brandon Walker
03:34Supreme customer stuff like that. It was security guard Pat the whole time
03:40It was all blue eyes spider told me today he said, you know that thing that you loved I said what he said
03:47When chick-fil-a would write number one customer and he said I said, yeah, he said that was security guard Pat the whole time. Oh
03:54And I said, why are you telling me this? He said I don't know
03:57It meant a lot that chick-fil-a valued me that much and you were just doing it the whole time
04:02And you don't remember that you would give weird looks at Ebony once in a while when you looked at the bag
04:07Yeah, I gave weird looks Ebony all the time I but
04:29And it's also perfect because he it's the one time usually I'm at least partially responsible
04:37Walker break. Yeah, he knows that I have nothing to do with it because I would have taken it too far too fast way too
04:43Fast wait, it's so perfect
04:47You would have eaten my food or something
04:54Well, well played
04:58Spider is the one read about retaliation spider is the one that ratted on you though
05:02Well, it's so much like what is the statues of limitation some shit like that like at a time expired
05:08I had to share that information with someone
05:23The pimento he's been going crazy on the pimento
05:32Oh, they get there in about 15 minutes, they're fast
05:36The their their September sandwich they do every year is a pimento cheese on top of a chick-fil-a sandwich
05:42It's frankly not as good this year as it was last year
05:47It's a little sloppy
06:03I
06:15Went open right now college football show got invited to got invited to practice coach Pearl
06:24Talk to talk to Steve Steve his son no big deal got the get the plug for Bosco
06:30What what does he call it the
06:33Not the best phone in the East Coast most powerful most powerful phone in the East Coast
06:37Who do you call you call Bosco? He puts young head coach Auburn bang. We're on the way to practice just like that
06:56A couple years
06:59How do you think we're doing great I aged out it was about 30 on Tuesday
07:05How do you feel about the boys balling
07:07I
07:28Want to shoot a basketball we're gonna say much Mike these guys are
07:38That is it I want to get I want to get the boys that Maris weren't doing that they were
07:46Good like actually so hungover. I'm like, she's got a sweat it out like these boys
07:52Keep out the whole I can palm the ball. I'm like
07:57The walk-ons are probably the best player at my ass. That's what we're just saying. Oh, that's sick
08:04Get the big-boy March Bosco didn't get a package like this
08:07Douglas Hills in a Bama. See we don't dig your heels in you get merch from everybody. There's no
08:12Can't be like a harbor and like no Auburn. I'll take Auburn and I'll take BAM. I'll take them both
08:17NATO to you watching the semi something
08:193x shorts
08:21I'll let you boy Auburn did it. Can you can you deliver?
08:23Yeah
08:36Yeah, tiger wall comes in here and they turn right in here
08:42How many times in sovereign to worry three who's the third? Oh, yeah, Jim Bojo has solid bojack see
08:54I thought it was a good name. It's real Carter. I know they had a guy named Charles Carter
09:03Add up or premium seating. So so no nothing like that. We're so early. We just got the architectural first approval
09:10It's the biggest video board couch football. Oh damn
09:20It's pretty sick
09:23How do they decide like who gets the cushy seats how do they decide who gets the cushy seats you pay for
09:29It's an add-on. You'd have nuts not pay for the cushy seat. I don't
09:34The back is too stiff. I don't they are still I don't think they go as well as you think they are. Really?
09:38Yeah, they don't bend
09:41Mike Frazier
09:43It's it's a round. Yeah, it's round where she looks are are they? Yeah, they started they started taking them out in this
09:50We're actually gonna do a project we're about three years away from flattening it with the new drain system
09:56This this one seems severely
10:03Drainage old-school right this stadium 100 years old. I
10:08Like I always like these bricks
10:11It's where the this where the kick six into right here, right?
10:16Yeah, cuz he ended it right here
10:20I
10:31Heard a guy yell. Oh, yeah, he'll family. Yeah. Fuck you Brandon
10:37Or I couldn't really understand him. I think that's what he said
10:41They might have said love you Brandon. Yeah, that's so crazy. He did
10:45It's
10:48The most college football story of all time you saw
10:52No, I never saw the old trees. I've never been down here. That's the first time I've ever been down. I've been to the stadium
10:57So where's these roll those little asterisks?
11:06Awful lot of Auburn fans around
11:11Awful lot of Auburn
11:15Like six largest
11:20Appreciate it. Where you go? It's delicious
11:36We're at Auburn tumors tumors the drugstore famous lemonade is like the thing yeah tumors drugs
11:45Tumors drugs this who told you this the Auburn guys. Okay. This is the place
11:49I was a line around the corner for it. All right, so this is what they know for lemonade one sip everyone else rolls
12:00Really good lemonade really good. I don't have much to judge it on
12:07Go eat eat lemonade
12:09Did you have to do it a certain way? They they made it fresh. They make it fresh. We got the original
12:15Yeah, yeah, eight eight lemonade tumors drugs, Auburn, Alabama
12:21It's good lemonade good solid lemonade do it one so Daniela might get me a room
12:27Can you get a sweet at Mohegan Sun? She's like sold out. I might get me a rum
12:30It's like they're sold out totally like what concert who's there? Okay, Clark's there. That's who can't even get a room
12:36You know, the closest Airport's an hour. I can't remember the last time you do a private Airport
12:42Closest private Airport's an hour away. That's crazy. So I had nowhere to stay what happened
12:47That makes no sense for a casino
12:50That's crazy
12:52It's the most expensive ticket the ticket for one game cost more than all the finals combined last year
12:58We're at the point. We are at the point though where it's like you're like if I if I was like
13:04Oh, I want to see a picture of my kids. That's what you do
13:06Yeah
13:08Go did you see the did you see the cute sound Caleb Clark made last night? That's all my Twitter feed is
13:15So I sent this I know I know the guys who own Sports Illustrated like
13:21They're through friends of mine Toronto. They bought him
13:25Yeah, I said angel recently cover of the most influential
13:30Athlete that's crazy. So I mean that graphic where she wasn't on it was nuts insane
13:38So now I'm going after and go there's a nasty business from your SI boys
13:42They didn't make the playoffs right? No, and they all hate each other. There were girls crying. She missed the last five years
13:49Nasty business because SI and Shaq the owners Shaq is repped by the SIO. He's yeah
13:56Oh
13:59Yeah
14:01You don't understand Brandon putting his angel Reese on
14:05Angels Angel Reese on the cover saying she's the most influential athlete. That's just that's jail. That's just a sham
14:12That I mean if what are they are they judging influential?
14:16I'm starting to think Sports Illustrated might go under from this by it by any by any metric
14:21You used to judge influential
14:28What about in Louisiana, I still I still think
14:33It's fall its tailgating season and every tailgate needs a bottle of Pink Whitney
14:38It's a shot
14:39Everybody loves and the only thing better than one bottle of Pink Whitney is
14:4320 tiny little bottles of Pink Whitney in a party bucket. They're adorable. Everyone's gonna love it
14:50So go on get your party bucket of Pink Whitney 50 milliliter shots right now and get the tailgate or game day going
15:15They win the Big Ten, I mean it's either one step at a time
15:18But when the Big Ten is the first goal of the season and you go on from there
15:24Well, yeah for sure that but that's like
15:28If you don't win the NASA championship, it's a bus this year
15:31Yeah, I think the best game with our program 40 point. Yeah, of course, they're gonna go to Iowa State. Where else would they go?
15:39Well, I mean they're gonna get curbstomps out
15:41Because USC signed that game with CBS before they were the Big Ten. I guess we'll say
15:47Well, I hope we don't throw him with the ball more than four times
15:54Well, we didn't against Penn State last year didn't yeah last year, yeah, but well, let me tell you this guy orgy
16:01Stakes takes a small army to bring him down when he's running
16:08You know, yeah
16:11Think he got he got beat out by the guy that's throwing a billion interceptions against
16:18They can't bully people like last year's team was elite that last year's offensive line was elite this year's is not
16:24Love where we're at. We're in a big game again. We're great
16:28I'll check on that in like 12 hours
16:31It is I've seen
16:36Yeah, I would like to win today yeah, I sure would for the second time
16:41Yeah, we've groomed runs up
16:43Many of those you have just personal rivalry games because a fan base
16:51I mean today he's like both fan base hates him
16:57It's tough when you're in school never backs you up you're out there just fighting here like the 300
17:05I was made for this our people are saying we can't get on campus
17:11Yeah, Vince, he was making it seem like they were gonna roll off
17:14Well, I know that
17:19There's a lot of fluid
17:27That's good quick that was good quick on your feet. Yeah, it's high school day and Florida doesn't exactly like travel
17:40My life over here, I think this I think this could be 50 and off in Florida get right game
17:50Who I was at this game, that's what he said I was at this game
17:581920
18:01I
18:07Thank you the night we killed Saban I'll press
18:15All right, I'm not doing this shit again
18:22I didn't like doing that
18:30I
18:40Thought they were
18:51Yeah, and in Atlanta we go to the Maui classic we've got, North Carolina
19:00Yeah, it's we have we have the toughest schedule the country
19:05How far advanced you schedule that buddy? You're I'm in a Maui thing is years out. Yeah, right, you know and
19:12Yukon us, North Carolina, Michigan State Memphis, Iowa State. It's crazy sick
19:17Yeah, it's quite the schedule. Yeah, and then and then the SCC ACC network, you know, the the SPN shows us to play
19:25Which is a huge thing for us
19:27It's always
19:47Want to know
19:51Yeah
19:53Was uh, you were working sideline for him, it was like yeah, that was like
19:59It was like our first or second year. It was
20:23I
20:40Been working on that the whole time
20:41I can't tell whether you go war damn or war eagle, but you go don't go war damn eagle that I don't know
20:46Either one war damn or war eagle, but no war damn eagle. I don't know war damn eagle
20:54That Caleb is a bus right
21:19That's a hate sign
21:23Any I said, I'll sign it for him. I don't know why we get hate signs in Alabama. Yeah. Oh, yeah
21:38You can't call anybody
21:53Take the shirts off. Let's have a fat off. Let's have a fat off. Let's have a fat off boys. Let's have a fat off boys. Let's see this. Get him up here, get him up here. There's no way, this guy's a slim jimmy. Take shirts off, take those shirts off. You don't do a fat contest with shirts on. Yeah, he's got you beat. Oh, gross. Put it in gross. Gross. Oh, this guy's good. Yeah. He killed it.
22:22That sums up Brandon Walker to a T. Hey, fat boy. Hey, fat boy. He's a hundred times fatter. His school is worse. They're dumber. They're hickier. And he'll talk all this shit. And then you take the shirts off and you see the truth.
22:33But Brandon is what? Fat boy. He's 14 pounds down. Oh, he's gross. Mix in a tanning booth. I think that that was the first ever fat off we've had. Disgusting.
22:42You go around calling everybody fat boy. No, he called me fat boy. And I said, you're fatter than me. And I was wrong.
22:49Yeah, it was good. They're electric. All right. The South, it means a little more in the South. It's just a little different energy, different vibe. Also, it's hot as hell out here.
22:59What a headline this is. Jamie Foxx ends his Instagram live after Jerry Jones seemingly started talking about players' dick sizes.
23:09It's not a bad look, huh? What? It's like a Mad Libs.
23:18It's a Mad Libs.