Goliath II
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00:00 [ Music ]
00:09 [ Music ]
00:38 [ Music ]
01:02 >> This is a story about an elephant.
01:05 Oh, not an ordinary elephant, a very small elephant.
01:10 His name was Goliath II, and he was hardly any bigger than one of his father's toenails.
01:18 >> Hey, Pop, hi.
01:20 >> But his father, Goliath I, was a mammoth tusker, the biggest elephant in all the jungle.
01:29 And in elephant society, the bigger you are, the better you are.
01:35 [ Music ]
01:43 Big Goliath had always wished for a son who would grow to be a giant like himself.
01:49 [ Music ]
01:52 >> Gee whiz, that was great.
01:56 >> Look at Pop. Watch me, Pop.
01:59 [ Music ]
02:02 >> And to be blessed with such a tiny, insignificant son was, of course, a tremendous disappointment.
02:10 >> I'll show you, Pop.
02:12 [ Music ]
02:15 >> A gigantic blow to his enormous pride.
02:19 [ Music ]
02:21 >> Hi there.
02:23 [ Music ]
02:27 >> Some father you are.
02:29 Shame on you, you big overstuffed blimp.
02:35 >> You see, his mother, well, like most mothers, was proud of her little son, no matter what.
02:42 >> Now, now, don't worry, son.
02:45 Brute strength isn't everything.
02:48 You'll amount to something someday.
02:51 Just wait and see.
02:54 >> But raising such a tiny son in the savage, unfriendly jungle was a big problem and a constant worry.
03:05 Her number one worry was Rajah, a crafty old tiger who could hardly take his greedy eyes off little Goliath.
03:14 [ Music ]
03:21 >> All his life, he'd been curious to taste an elephant.
03:26 And now, at last, he'd found one just bite size.
03:33 And at the very first opportunity --
03:37 [ Music ]
03:39 [ Screaming ]
03:42 >> Oh, you bloodthirsty old scoundrel.
03:47 Eloise!
03:49 [ Music ]
03:51 Why don't you watch where you're going, you clumsy ox?
03:56 >> Now, don't you clumsy ox me.
03:58 I can't watch out for your precious little brat.
04:00 That's your worry.
04:01 If you think I'm going to pussyfoot around the rest of my life just because --
04:04 >> Goliath!
04:05 Goliath!
04:06 [ Music ]
04:08 >> Oh, Goliath, what on earth will I ever do?
04:13 [ Music ]
04:30 [ Screaming ]
04:35 [ Music ]
04:42 [ Screaming ]
04:46 [ Music ]
05:04 [ Screaming ]
05:06 [ Music ]
05:20 >> Stop! Stop!
05:23 For heaven's sake, stop!
05:26 [ Music ]
05:35 >> Goliath's lost.
05:37 He's gone!
05:39 He's gone!
05:42 Goliath!
05:44 Goliath!
05:46 Goliath!
05:48 Goliath!
05:50 Goliath!
05:52 Goliath!
05:55 >> Where, oh, where could he be?
05:58 Oh, good gracious.
06:00 Goliath.
06:02 [ Music ]
06:07 >> Goliath!
06:09 [ Music ]
06:12 Goliath!
06:17 Oh, dear me.
06:18 Goliath.
06:19 Good gracious.
06:20 Oh.
06:21 [ Music ]
06:34 >> Goliath!
06:36 [ Music ]
06:39 Goliath!
06:41 [ Music ]
06:43 >> Mother!
06:45 Mother!
06:47 Mother!
06:50 Mother!
06:52 Here I am, Mother.
06:54 Down here, Mother.
06:56 Mother!
06:58 Mother, Mother, Mother!
07:00 [ Screaming ]
07:06 [ Music ]
07:16 >> Mother!
07:18 [ Music ]
07:29 >> Goliath!
07:30 Goliath!
07:31 How many times have I told you not to wander off that way?
07:36 Now, you stay right here.
07:38 You're getting to be a terrible nuisance.
07:40 Now, stop being a pest.
07:42 [ Music ]
07:46 >> Goliath was very tired of being treated like a baby.
07:51 He was nine years old.
07:53 At least he would be in eight months.
07:56 And he could take care of himself.
07:59 And if he was nothing but a pest, oh, then all right.
08:03 He'd run away.
08:04 That's what he'd do at the very first chance, too.
08:07 [ Music ]
08:25 >> And I'm never coming back, either.
08:27 Never, never, never!
08:29 [ Music ]
08:44 [ Screaming ]
08:46 [ Music ]
09:10 [ Music ]
09:33 >> Mother!
09:35 >> Goliath!
09:37 >> Mother, mother, mother!
09:40 [ Music ]
09:45 >> You, you moth-eaten old polecat!
09:51 [ Music ]
10:03 >> Well, that was the end of old Raja.
10:07 [ Music ]
10:12 At least he was never seen again.
10:17 But it wasn't the end of Goliath's troubles.
10:21 Oh, not by any means.
10:25 You see, according to the elephant law, deserting the herd is a major offense.
10:33 And the deserter is branded a scoundrel, a rogue elephant,
10:39 a traitor to that high and imperial order of pompous pachyderms.
10:45 But worst of all, he had disgraced his great father.
10:51 [ Music ]
11:00 >> Mouse!
11:02 [ Music ]
11:10 Mouse!
11:12 Mouse!
11:14 [ Music ]
11:16 Mouse!
11:18 [ Music ]
11:36 >> Goliath's mother was so terrified that for the first time in her life,
11:40 she forgot all about her tiny son.
11:43 And little Goliath was left alone to face the terror of all terrors.
11:49 >> [ Laughs ]
11:51 Oh, amazing!
11:53 I can't understand it.
11:55 Those big blimps afraid of -- hey, what's this?
12:00 What's the trouble, buster?
12:03 Scared, stiff?
12:05 >> I'm not scared at all.
12:07 >> You're not?
12:08 >> I'm just as big as you are.
12:10 >> Well, that's not the point, kid.
12:12 I'm a mouse.
12:14 You're an elephant.
12:16 At least you look like one.
12:18 You got a trunk, flappy ears, baggy pants.
12:25 [ Gunshot ]
12:27 Look, kid, I'll give you a break.
12:30 I'm going to count to three.
12:32 And then, if you're not born, I'll tear you to shreds!
12:39 Here goes.
12:42 One.
12:43 Better get moving.
12:45 Two.
12:47 I'm warning you, kid.
12:50 Three.
12:53 Okay.
12:54 You asked for it, buster!
13:00 Oh, this is going to be minor.
13:03 Just one minor.
13:06 Hey!
13:08 Come on, Alex, little punk!
13:11 Oh, brother, this is pitiful.
13:18 Oh!
13:21 >> Eee-hoo!
13:22 [ Grunting ]
13:30 >> Take that, buster!
13:35 >> Hey, cut it out!
13:38 >> You give up?
13:40 >> No!
13:41 Never, never, never!
13:46 >> Okay, off you go, buster!
13:49 >> Hey!
13:50 >> Hey, don't let me down, kid.
13:53 Oh, pal, oh, pal.
13:56 >> I give up.
13:58 You win.
13:59 Oh, you're the champ.
14:01 >> Okay, okay.
14:04 >> Phew!
14:05 [ Grunting ]
14:06 [ Music ]
14:07 >> As a reward for his extraordinary bravery,
14:32 Goliath was given the very highest position in the elephant herd.
14:37 A place of honor on his father's head.
14:41 And his mother's worries were over.
14:43 For now, the whole herd looks after her precious little Goliath.
14:48 They wouldn't lose him for anything in the world.
15:03 (upbeat music)
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