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00:40 >> What we got going on over here?
00:41 >> Spelling bee.
00:42 Can't spell dyslexics, I guess I'm hosting.
00:45 >> Francis has held the crown for five years, we haven't done it in five years.
00:49 >> Yeah, yeah.
00:49 >> I'll just set you up so you can be like, we haven't done it,
00:52 but you can do whatever you want about that.
00:54 >> Yeah. >> I'll be like, Francis holds the crown.
00:55 >> Five consecutive years.
00:57 >> Five years running.
00:58 >> People are saying it's his to lose.
01:00 >> If he loses, yikes.
01:04 That's all I'm gonna say.
01:05 >> We got some good spellers, but if Francis gives up the crown, yikes.
01:08 >> Eight years ago or whenever the last time we did this,
01:10 I got out on chaperone, a word with my name in it.
01:13 And I'm pretty sure that he was gonna give me a litany of words that all have my
01:16 name in it, but I just completely botched K Marco's plan, and
01:20 that's why he hasn't been coming into work.
01:21 >> C-H-A-P-A-R-O-N-E.
01:25 >> I got out on the very first word I was given last year, which was chihuahua.
01:30 And at the time, I owned a chihuahua.
01:31 >> You have chihuahua.
01:32 >> Jeez.
01:36 I didn't know where to go once I did CHI.
01:39 I knew there wasn't a W, but I didn't know where to go without the W.
01:42 W-A-W-A.
01:43 >> I am in spelling bee.
01:47 >> Why are you asking me?
01:50 You don't think I'm gonna win?
01:51 I did look up third grade spelling bee before, and they are,
01:57 they're some hard words.
01:59 >> Dude, I remember the last one, the word that I got out on was eucalyptus.
02:03 >> What?
02:03 >> I couldn't even tell you the first letter.
02:05 >> E?
02:06 >> Yeah.
02:06 >> Your word is eucalyptus.
02:09 >> Not a fucking shot.
02:09 >> It's been a while.
02:11 Last time it was me and Francis for the final two.
02:13 Francis edged me out.
02:14 I got, I am not confident here.
02:18 I got completely lucky last time.
02:20 You either get a word you know, or you get a word you don't know.
02:22 So I got, I was into the final two last time, but there was plenty of words that
02:26 were given to other contestants that I would have been out on,
02:28 on the first round had I gotten them.
02:30 And then I get words that other people can't spell that for
02:33 whatever reason I can, so it's a total crap shoot.
02:35 >> I'm gonna fall under pressure.
02:36 I'm gonna get on the first round, people are gonna be like, that guy's so stupid.
02:39 Tommy's gonna be like, there he is, stupid guy.
02:41 >> Are you stressed over the bee?
02:45 >> I'm stressed over the bee.
02:46 >> You either know the word or you don't.
02:47 >> That's such good perspective.
02:50 >> That made me feel really good, actually.
02:53 >> Spell dictionary.
02:55 >> D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y.
03:00 >> Hell yeah.
03:00 >> All right, he's ready to go.
03:02 Saxophone.
03:04 S-A-X-O-P-H-O-N-E.
03:06 >> You're stuck.
03:07 >> I'm stuck.
03:08 I'm gonna start.
03:09 Smash cut, first round, I'm out of here.
03:10 >> D-I-P-I-T-Y, serendipity.
03:14 >> Lucky guess.
03:15 >> I will make it through the first one third.
03:19 That's where the bar is at.
03:20 >> Like in the real thing, like give me the country of origin.
03:22 Like shut the fuck up.
03:23 You either know it or you don't.
03:24 >> I don't know, I bet that would help.
03:26 >> What is it?
03:27 >> Look, the main event of the evening is here.
03:30 Do I think I'm gonna win?
03:31 Me, right in this moment, I think I'm gonna win.
03:35 But realistically, if you had to sit me down and actually imagine.
03:38 You know, probably not.
03:41 >> Am I in this?
03:42 >> Yeah.
03:44 >> Why is everyone there and I'm over here?
03:45 >> Because I don't want to waste your time.
03:46 I'm afraid we're gonna be set up.
03:48 >> What am I doing?
03:50 >> You just put it on and then.
03:51 >> Why am I?
03:52 >> Sit on up there.
03:53 >> You can sit there.
03:55 >> [LAUGH]
03:58 >> Here you go, dude.
03:59 >> [INAUDIBLE]
04:09 >> We're gonna take it off the top and
04:11 explain the rules.
04:12 So again, thanks for all being here.
04:13 It's presented by Body Armor.
04:15 Good luck.
04:16 >> [LAUGH]
04:18 >> What does that mean?
04:21 >> Thanks for being here.
04:23 There's y'all.
04:24 >> [LAUGH]
04:32 >> Crazy thing to say.
04:33 >> Thanks for being here.
04:35 [MUSIC]
04:41 Welcome to the 2023 Varsal Sports Spelling Bee presented by Body Armor.
04:47 >> How does one prepare for all of the words in the English language?
04:50 >> I think it's just years and years of better education than everyone else.
04:55 That's really what sets me apart here.
04:58 >> Ed, your first word is Michigan.
05:01 >> [LAUGH]
05:11 >> I should have saw it coming.
05:15 I guess I didn't.
05:16 I thought this is a, I guess shame on me for thinking of an honest,
05:21 just game of integrity of spelling bee that we're gonna dispel real words.
05:25 That's a state.
05:26 I don't know if that's considered a word.
05:28 Probably is, I guess.
05:29 I'm not, I don't know.
05:31 Fuck Michigan.
05:32 >> Abundant.
05:32 >> A-B-U-N-D-E-N-T, abundant.
05:39 >> That is incorrect.
05:41 >> Stupid game.
05:43 >> [LAUGH]
05:50 >> I'm not a speller,
05:50 never been a speller.
05:51 >> Any post thoughts?
05:53 >> Lowest form of human intelligence, spelling memorization.
05:56 Get a little cold.
05:57 I have a abundant A-B-U-N-D-A-N-T.
06:01 I said E-N-T.
06:03 >> Ambiguous.
06:04 >> [SOUND]
06:05 >> Ingenious.
06:06 >> [SOUND]
06:07 >> Endeavor.
06:07 >> [SOUND]
06:08 >> Obscure.
06:09 >> [SOUND]
06:11 >> Disseminate.
06:12 >> [SOUND]
06:13 >> And oh my, Roan, for the second consecutive
06:14 spelling bee, Robbie Fox, your word is chihuahua.
06:16 >> Chihuahua, C-H-I-H-U-A-H-U-A, chihuahua.
06:23 >> [SOUND]
06:23 >> Chihuahua, last time around,
06:27 despite owning a chihuahua, it's nice to see that he's boned up on the spelling of
06:31 his own dog type.
06:33 >> N-E-S-S-A-C-A-R-Y.
06:36 >> [SOUND]
06:37 >> Whoa, really?
06:39 >> God damn it, necessary is a word that I spell wrong all the time.
06:43 Necessary and definitely are like, gun to my head.
06:46 >> Those two, same here.
06:47 >> Can't ever spell those words, I'm pissed.
06:49 I knew I was gonna get out eventually, but getting out first,
06:52 kind of embarrassing, but necessary is a hard fucking word to spell.
06:55 Whatever.
06:56 >> I-S-M.
06:57 >> [SOUND]
06:58 >> Obstreperous.
06:59 >> [SOUND]
07:00 >> Idgy.
07:01 >> E-O-L-O-G-Y?
07:04 >> [LAUGH]
07:05 >> Phonology?
07:06 >> [LAUGH]
07:08 >> [LAUGH]
07:13 >> Get the cameras out of my face,
07:15 I don't want this.
07:15 >> [LAUGH]
07:16 >> I'm not a speller, I'm not a speller.
07:18 >> You guys are the editors of the blog and it got kicked out pretty quick.
07:22 >> I subscribe to the David Portnoy rule of spelling is the weakest form
07:26 of intelligence, so I'm actually the smartest person in this room.
07:29 >> Yeah, also, you spell check like a lot.
07:33 >> S-M-O-R-A-G-D-O-N?
07:36 >> [SOUND]
07:38 >> Moragian.
07:39 >> Fuck you, Vince.
07:40 >> [LAUGH]
07:42 >> You were out first round.
07:43 >> [LAUGH]
07:44 >> Yeah, you were mean to me.
07:46 >> I didn't say shit to you.
07:47 I'll beat your ass.
07:48 >> [LAUGH]
07:49 >> I'll beam it.
07:51 >> [SOUND]
07:51 >> Whoa.
07:52 >> [LAUGH]
07:54 >> My God.
07:55 >> [LAUGH]
08:00 >> M-A-L-I-F-U-L-O-U-S.
08:04 >> That's a word.
08:04 >> Ulefilis.
08:05 >> [SOUND]
08:06 >> Jackie.
08:07 >> [LAUGH]
08:07 >> [APPLAUSE]
08:09 >> You won $5,000.
08:10 >> [LAUGH]
08:11 >> Yeah, Jackie.
08:12 >> There you have it, $5,000 in her pocket.
08:15 The Barstool Spelling Bee presented by Body Armor.
08:18 Jackie, how do you feel?
08:19 >> [LAUGH]
08:20 >> I mean, I don't think anyone expected it.
08:22 >> [LAUGH]
08:23 >> But good.
08:24 I could, the $5,000, I could use it a lot.
08:28 >> I think that if you had put odds on this, you'd put Jackie at maybe 5,000,
08:33 10,000 to 1, a long shot, but at the same time, as Kelly Keegs said,
08:37 she's smarter than people think she is.
08:39 Jackie, our new Spelling Bee Champion.
08:42 >> [LAUGH]
08:43 >> How did you pull that?
08:46 >> I don't know, I mostly just looked at their, I feel like I was kinda cheating,
08:49 cuz I looked at their faces a lot during it.
08:52 >> Yeah.
08:53 >> But nobody else said that, everyone else could have done that.
08:55 But- >> That's on them.
08:56 >> I was absolutely not expecting this, I don't think anyone was.
09:00 >> Turns out I'm the smartest one here.
09:03 >> There you are.
09:04 >> [LAUGH]
09:05 >> Good job, too.
09:06 [MUSIC]
09:13 >> Wanna tell me what's going on?
09:15 >> Secret Santa.
09:15 >> Wait, hold on.
09:16 >> [BLEEP]
09:17 [MUSIC]
09:22 >> All right, before Rico interrupted me.
09:25 >> What about it?
09:26 Just Secret Santa, I mean, it's a shit show trying to get everyone together.
09:29 >> How did this come to be?
09:32 >> How did this come to be?
09:33 I don't know, I was just being a little go-getter and
09:35 I was like, you know what we should do?
09:37 We should do a little Secret Santa video.
09:39 And I was like, I've never done a project by myself, so I was like,
09:43 why don't I just get everyone in the office to do Secret Santa,
09:46 thinking that it was gonna be easy to get everyone to do content,
09:50 since that's their job.
09:51 >> Their job.
09:52 >> To do content, right?
09:53 You would think that, not as easy as it sounds.
09:56 But I am excited, hopefully it all goes well.
09:59 But I'm expecting pretty much zero from these people.
10:03 I don't know, we'll see how it goes.
10:04 This is probably gonna be a shit show, and never again, I'm never doing this again.
10:08 >> What'd you say?
10:08 >> I haven't gotten a gift yet.
10:10 It's an hour before I have.
10:11 So I'm gonna go downstairs and get a nice white trash bunch of scratch tickets for
10:16 him.
10:16 But I think I need to put something where it's like anything over 1,000 to be split.
10:21 But also, I don't want him to win if I get these for him.
10:24 I'm gonna be pissed.
10:25 Imagine he wins like 10, 15 grand.
10:28 My Christmas is ruined.
10:29 >> Yes, I am doing Secret San.
10:32 I'm a little nervous.
10:33 I don't want the awkward exchange with someone I'm not close with.
10:37 And especially if I don't like it, I'm not sure.
10:41 But I actually gave a good gift.
10:43 I'm not doing a gag gift.
10:44 I'm not doing anything funny.
10:45 I gave a good gift.
10:47 >> I don't have a very good fake get excited gift face.
10:52 I don't think my gift is through the roof.
10:54 I think my person will enjoy it because it's some sort of a drug.
10:59 But yeah, I'm not concerned about me.
11:01 I don't know if it's someone I'm not close with.
11:03 Like Marty just said, I don't have a good.
11:05 My God, this is great.
11:06 I could use this.
11:07 I just tell everybody now don't get me anything.
11:09 I don't want it.
11:10 But now, then some people do get me stuff.
11:12 I gotta be like, my mom gets me socks.
11:14 My God, I needed these.
11:17 I needed these.
11:18 >> Forgot to sign up.
11:19 >> Okay.
11:20 >> So totally fine with not giving or receiving.
11:23 >> Just here for vibes?
11:24 >> I actually have gifts if people want them.
11:26 I might hand them out.
11:27 >> For your second hand ship?
11:29 >> Yeah.
11:29 I gotta clear the desk.
11:32 >> I can't wait for Eggnog.
11:33 I fucking love Spiked Eggnog.
11:35 >> I'm excited as well.
11:36 I'm excited for Spiked Hot Chocolate too.
11:37 I love chocolate.
11:37 >> I've never had Spiced Eggnog in my life.
11:39 >> No? >> It's delicious.
11:41 >> I wanna be there for your first Spiked Eggnog.
11:43 >> Do you like a creamy drink?
11:44 >> I don't like it.
11:45 >> So then I don't feel like I can.
11:47 Like you're a Bailey's.
11:48 >> I like a creamy pussy though.
11:50 >> Tommy.
11:50 >> What?
11:51 We're doing a.
11:52 >> Talking to a lady, Tom.
11:57 >> That was louder than I thought it was gonna be.
11:59 >> My word.
12:02 >> I brought the office to a halt.
12:04 I've never seen the office stand still quite the way it did.
12:06 Anyway.
12:07 >> I'm nervous.
12:12 I really hope my person likes their gift.
12:16 Look at my really good.
12:17 I wrapped my stuff really good.
12:20 I'm really good at wrapping gifts.
12:22 It's like that womanly gene in me.
12:24 You know how women are just meant to wrap the presents?
12:28 I inherited that, so it's like.
12:31 >> I got Rico, and I think I got him a good present.
12:34 Something sentimental, some things.
12:38 I even taped a candy cane onto it because he's one of those guys.
12:41 >> That's a beautiful wrap.
12:43 >> Yeah.
12:43 >> It's like gorgeous.
12:49 >> Hey, Frank, did you wrap that?
12:52 >> Yes.
12:53 >> My God.
12:54 >> That's beautiful.
12:55 Are you sure you wrapped it?
12:56 >> I'm telling you.
12:58 >> That's a crazy wrap job.
13:00 >> What can't the man do?
13:01 >> [COUGH]
13:06 >> Two tickets to Philly's, nuts.
13:10 I wanna tell him that he has to go with a Klemmer or a Frank the Tank, but
13:14 in the holiday spirit, I left it up to him.
13:17 My shirt, I delivered, or I got it.
13:20 I got a little bit too late, Sunday night.
13:22 But he said it would be here by today.
13:23 I paid extra for shipping, but of course the guy lied to me.
13:26 It's not gonna be here.
13:26 It's like a Taylor, I have Kelly Peeps.
13:28 Taylor Swift Travis Kelce shirt supposed to be.
13:31 It's like one of those, but it's not here.
13:33 And I was like, I can't give her a piece of, I can't give her just a piece of paper.
13:37 Like, this is what you're gonna get.
13:38 So I'm making a collage of Taylor Swift and this is Kim Kardashian.
13:44 We're obviously gonna draw an X through her as just a filler.
13:49 You know what's crazy though, with shipping, the shirt and
13:51 whatnot did not cost as much as all of this.
13:53 I have 14 minutes, and I also got this little, I feel like I'm a little kid.
13:59 Like an art class with these, but I think I'm gonna, the thrill of the comeback.
14:05 It's the thrill of the, I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it.
14:07 >> This is Jackie's first time running a full office production.
14:10 She is sweating right now, she's running around.
14:12 >> You know what that says?
14:13 >> Says she cares.
14:14 >> Absolutely. >> She was just half assing.
14:16 >> She's gonna, we're gonna see her run around a lot during this.
14:20 >> [LAUGH] I got large.
14:22 >> You know that's what the towel is for.
14:24 >> You just told me, bro.
14:25 >> No, I don't have you.
14:27 >> How would I know you?
14:28 >> No, I don't have you.
14:31 >> I'm sorry, I fucking believe the words you said to me.
14:34 >> I know, we've got secret water.
14:36 >> I don't know, you just came, I got you a receipt of your tan.
14:38 >> Is everyone else being?
14:40 >> No, I just, I walked by you, you said I got you a receipt of your tan.
14:42 >> Why would I not, why would I think it's a lie?
14:44 >> All right, Frank.
14:46 [MUSIC]
14:49 >> I don't really know who's here and who's not here, honestly, right now.
14:52 But there's gonna be, yeah, there's gonna be like, obviously extra presence.
14:56 We're gonna figure it out.
14:58 But if your person is not here, then- >> Why is he not here?
15:04 >> I know.
15:05 >> Who is that ruffing around?
15:06 >> Well, Joey.
15:08 >> Joey's here.
15:11 >> He's here.
15:12 >> Sorry, everyone.
15:13 >> [LAUGH]
15:15 >> [LAUGH]
15:17 >> Sorry.
15:19 >> [LAUGH]
15:21 >> Merry little Christmas,
15:23 let your heart be light.
15:27 From now on, our troubles will be out of sight.
15:34 Two years we'll be together, it's a fate.
15:41 Have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
15:45 >> [APPLAUSE]
15:48 >> To the point where it's kind of
15:49 uncomfortable, how wholesome it is.
15:51 >> It's like dead spinach?
15:52 >> No, it's not, cuz it's not corny, it's genuine.
15:55 But the fact that there aren't insults and bits and fires left and right,
16:01 I don't know, I'm kind of having an existential crisis about it.
16:05 >> Is that everybody?
16:06 >> Yay, Merry Christmas, everybody.
16:07 >> Awesome, great job, great job, guys.
16:08 >> [APPLAUSE]
16:11 >> It's tradition now,
16:12 we're doing it for you.
16:13 >> Very good, very good.
16:14 >> I'm not doing it.
16:15 >> [LAUGH]
16:17 >> How did we do?
16:18 >> I got a happy and shroomspot and a margarita.
16:22 >> Thank you, glad day.
16:23 >> [LAUGH]
16:24 >> This is Marty's note to me, and
16:27 I thought someone was picked up as a ransom note.
16:31 This is insane.
16:33 And it's the same picture.
16:35 I was all confused, but he got a very good gift, so thank you, Marty.
16:38 >> And do you have a shirt coming?
16:40 >> That's all, thank you.
16:42 >> Yeah, Marty.
16:43 >> Thank you.
16:44 >> Thank you.
16:45 >> That actually was so wholesome, it actually went pretty well, I think.
16:49 I think everyone got, I don't know, I think it went pretty well.
16:53 It was really cute, everyone's wholesome, who knew?
16:55 >> [INAUDIBLE]
16:57 >> [INAUDIBLE]
17:00 >> Yeah, I am, bro.
17:01 >> Yeah, this is the biggest outrage.
17:03 >> I mean, that's pretty close to being in completely.
17:06 >> Hit it from both sides.
17:07 [MUSIC]
17:09 >> Ew.
17:10 [MUSIC]
17:13 >> I appreciate you.
17:14 >> Looks like the spikes that connect into the charger aren't really sticking up,
17:19 is the issue.
17:20 >> I may not be doing this, Tommy.
17:22 >> Oh, and not doing it's going to bring your phone back?
17:26 >> I may need to go to the Apple store.
17:28 >> It could take your mind off it, though.
17:30 >> No.
17:31 >> It might be good.
17:32 >> My phone is important in your interaction.
17:35 >> It's more useful than what you're doing right now.
17:37 >> We need to.
17:39 >> I need my phone.
17:40 >> You'll get another, go, hurry, hurry now.
17:43 >> If I.
17:44 >> The earliest appointment is 5.30 at the Apple store.
17:46 >> Oh, so that's perfect time.
17:48 >> That's not perfect time.
17:49 >> It kind of is, think about it. You just do that, it'll take your mind off it.
17:52 >> And then you go to the Apple store.
17:53 >> And then you go right to the Apple store.
17:54 >> So I'd be on my phone for like what, eight hours?
17:56 >> Oh, no.
17:57 >> Well, you're not going to be able to have your phone anyway.
17:59 >> It's bad news.
18:01 >> There's too much clay.
18:02 >> Are you trying to throw it at the wall?
18:04 >> I didn't let anything die.
18:05 >> You also wouldn't use your batik if you're holding a sign.
18:07 >> Yeah.
18:08 >> I'm going to make you a sign that says I'm horny, and you're going to hold that.
18:12 >> What do you think?
18:13 >> He's trying to upstage my interaction.
18:16 >> He's freaking out.
18:18 >> Meek.
18:19 >> He has no power without a phone.
18:21 >> I mean, he's probably worried he has to bring it to the Apple store
18:23 and have the employees look at what's on that phone.
18:26 >> You're going to get Meek Phil's phone.
18:28 >> No, it won't charge.
18:30 >> So?
18:31 >> It's dead.
18:32 >> Won't turn back on.
18:34 >> So I guess he needs a new phone.
18:37 >> Meek Phil's.
18:38 >> Yeah.
18:39 >> Oh, my, how are we going to have radio without him today?
18:42 >> Oh, my God.
18:43 >> We might have to postpone the radio.
18:45 >> Meek Phil's phone's not working.
18:47 >> How is he going to sit here and record?
18:50 >> He doesn't do anything.
18:53 >> So what happened is the charging port's broken by about 49%.
18:57 >> Yeah.
18:58 >> Wait, you have your phone.
19:00 >> Yes, but Frank's wireless charger works for me,
19:03 so I was just going to charge up with that after radio.
19:06 >> Oh, so what's the issue?
19:07 >> The issue is I can't charge it with a fucking charger, Tommy.
19:13 >> We've got an international incident here.
19:15 Meek can't charge his phone.
19:17 What are we going to do?
19:18 >> I thought your phone was broken.
19:21 >> It is broken.
19:22 >> It's not charging.
19:24 >> It has 49%.
19:25 >> It's like a whole day.
19:28 >> No, it's an hour.
19:30 >> Because he's going to film us for an hour and do nothing with the clips.
19:33 You know how this works, John.
19:36 Might send one to California for a guy who's riding a fucking tractor
19:40 to decide whether or not it goes up.
19:43 >> No offense, Neil, we love you.
19:45 >> Did you hear about Meek Phil's phone?
19:47 >> It's not charging.
19:48 >> It got hacked?
19:49 >> No, it's not charging.
19:51 >> Is he nervous?
19:52 >> Yeah.
19:54 >> Does he want my portable charger?
19:56 >> You should--
19:57 >> Should I offer it to him?
19:59 I'm just going to sloop in and hand it to him.
20:02 It's not compatible.
20:04 Look at him.
20:05 He's just burning.
20:12 >> He'll come in 20 minutes and be like, "Oh, I have 15% left."
20:15 >> What is Meek without a phone?
20:17 >> Yeah.
20:18 >> He knows that.
20:19 >> Yeah, that's why he's freaking out.
20:20 >> It's like without my rifle, I have nothing.
20:23 >> Do we know how much longer the phone has left?
20:25 >> Probably not long, knowing him.
20:27 >> T's and P's for me.
20:28 >> The first--
20:29 >> This is tough, man.
20:31 >> I mean, he's an Anime and Only fans.
20:33 >> I know.
20:34 >> It's a lot of battery.
20:36 >> I mean, the man's the most online guy I've ever met in my life.
20:41 >> Can I use your charger?
20:49 >> You survived?
20:50 >> Yeah, it's at 12%.
20:52 I'll charge it up a bit, and then I'll go to the Apple store.
20:57 Tommy, I'm sorry I can't go to your insurrection.
21:01 I told you my phone's broken.
21:03 >> I don't care.
21:04 >> Fix it later.
21:06 >> I'm useless without a cell phone.
21:08 >> We can argue with or without a cell phone.
21:10 That's not what we're discussing right now.
21:12 >> Meek, this is your moment.
21:14 >> Do I want to talk to guys?
21:15 >> Yeah.
21:16 >> I'm not the most important part.
21:17 I have to get my phone charged.
21:18 >> You're a funny part of it.
21:19 People are leaving.
21:21 >> No, you're--
21:22 >> No.
21:23 >> No.
21:24 >> --without your phone for the next couple hours.
21:25 >> Your greatest use would be at the insurrection.
21:27 >> Phil, I'm going to the insurrection.
21:28 I'll make sure--I'll keep track of baseball news.
21:29 >> That's not what I'm worried about.
21:30 >> What are you worried about?
21:31 >> What if something happens and I don't have my phone on?
21:33 [laughter]
21:35 >> What would happen?
21:36 >> What if an emergency happens?
21:38 >> What's your percentage at?
21:41 >> Hey, hey, right now--
21:43 >> Can you charge it?
21:46 Right now.
21:48 >> Give someone else's number to your loved ones,
21:50 and if they have an emergency, they'll contact one of us,
21:53 and we'll get in touch with you.
21:54 >> Guys.
21:55 >> --before phone, people die.
21:57 [laughter]
22:01 >> Does Meek have permission to march--
22:04 Does Meek have permission to march on--
22:06 to march on Forbes with us?
22:08 He'd be a key part of the insurrection.
22:10 >> Yeah.
22:11 >> It's in a--
22:12 >> You just said you'll have time.
22:13 >> Yeah, you're all set.
22:14 So, let's say you're joining us.
22:15 Nice job.
22:16 >> I literally can't--I have to get my phone.
22:17 >> No, your security's holding you.
22:19 >> I'm going to find it.
22:20 >> Just move the appointment.
22:21 >> No, I need my phone.
22:23 >> I can call the Best Buy office.
22:25 >> You guys are the worst.
22:27 >> Do you want me to--
22:28 >> I'll move it right now to 4 p.m. for you.
22:30 >> Does that work?
22:31 >> Do you want to get punched in the face?
22:33 [laughter]
22:35 >> Because you're touching me,
22:36 you're talking to my face.
22:37 I just don't like it.
22:39 >> I may have to punch you just to punch you.
22:42 >> Oh, my God.
22:43 >> I don't think this is a valid excuse.
22:46 >> My feelings are--
22:47 >> Why can't you move it to 4 p.m.?
22:49 >> Because I won't have a fucking phone.
22:51 >> Yes, you will.
22:52 >> It's charging.
22:53 What--I don't understand.
22:54 It's charging.
22:55 >> Why are you saying that to Chester?
22:57 >> You think I woke up this morning and said,
22:58 "Hey, I woke up this morning."
23:00 >> You just can't live without a phone.
23:01 >> Very clearly what the situation is.
23:03 >> No, you don't.
23:04 >> I don't want anyone to wake up.
23:05 >> You can move it--how about this?
23:07 We call to get an appointment at 4:30.
23:08 Look, we try.
23:09 If there's no appointment available at 4:30,
23:10 you go, and I'll say I'm sorry.
23:12 >> No, I'm going at 2:40 to get my phone.
23:14 >> You're dead to me.
23:15 >> I'll be dead to you.
23:17 >> Dead to me.
23:18 >> Cool, I'll be dead to you.
23:19 >> He threatened to hit me.
23:20 >> I'm very disappointed, Phil.
23:22 >> Fucking meek Phil refuses to march.
23:25 >> What was the ending with Phil?
23:26 Phil's leaving?
23:28 >> I legit hate Phil.
23:31 >> Tommy, come to the insurrection?
23:33 >> You call me Tommy?
23:35 >> Tom, potato piccata.
23:37 [laughter]
23:39 [singing]
23:41 >> You better not be feeble, I'm telling you why.
23:44 >> Remix, yeah.
23:45 >> The tank is coming to town.
23:50 >> All you motherfuckers will have a hostage.
23:55 >> We'll be home in a while.
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