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05:31 - Sorry... All out. - Where's my two iron?
05:34 - You used it on the tenth hole. - Yeah, and?
05:37 - Well, I thought you were done with that. - So you left it there?
05:41 - I'm supposed to carry these things to every hole?
05:43 - What's left? A putter. I'm on the fairway. What do you expect me to do with a putter?
05:50 - Hey, Jo-Jo! Scared of a little water?
05:53 - Let's go! We're not getting any younger!
05:58 - Give me that! You're the worst caddy I...
06:01 Hey, hey! Look at that! Nailed it! Louis, get over here, little buddy.
06:06 - Little buddy?
06:08 - It's hard to believe, but even after all you put me through, I'm on the verge of my personal best!
06:13 - Only for you, sir.
06:15 - Tell me something, son. How would you like to spend the summer with me as my exclusive caddy?
06:21 - Well, there's a dream come true. Let me just think about it. Uh, no.
06:26 - You're just a lucky charm I've been looking for, kid. You sure you won't reconsider? I'll make it worth your while.
06:32 - Louis! Hey! Wake up! Wake up!
06:38 - Hey, Grunwald, you ever hear of a doorbell?
06:41 - I don't want to wake everyone up.
06:43 - Oh, how considerate of you.
06:47 - Sorry. Louis, let's go! The bike store opened at nine.
06:51 - Sorry, Goon. Got to work today. Go buy one for me, would ya? You can keep the change, kid.
06:57 - Sure, Louis. Hey, who wants ice cream?
07:00 - So I joined the working world. My job title? Full-time lucky charm.
07:04 The caddying got easier and I quickly learned my way around the golf course.
07:08 A "T", as it turns out, isn't just the 20th letter in the alphabet.
07:12 - The wind's at your back, Mr. Stomopolis. I think you might want to try the forewood.
07:18 - Hmm?
07:21 (Bruit de moteur)
07:23 - Good suggestion, Louis. And, uh, call me Jojo.
07:28 - You got it, Jojo.
07:30 - Nah, I take it back.
07:32 - Hmm. Looks like it'll break about ten inches to your right.
07:37 - All right! How about brunch, Louis? My treat.
07:41 You ever have strawberries and cream?
07:43 - Oh, sure. Whenever I'm at Wimbledon. That's my usual.
07:49 - More? I'm starved. I couldn't eat another bite.
07:52 Oh, okay.
07:54 - You need your energy. - Why's that?
07:56 - 'Cause we got a 12.15 tee-up time.
07:59 - You gotta be kidding. Another 18?
08:02 - That's right. You don't become club champion by sitting on your keister all afternoon eating strawberries and cream.
08:09 - Honey, I'm home. How about a cold one, huh?
08:15 - I'm busy. You'll have to get it yourself.
08:18 - Uh...
08:20 - Hey, Dad, be a sport. Go get me a cold one.
08:24 - What?
08:25 - And there's another five in it for you if you make it snappy.
08:29 - Ah, five bucks is five bucks. Come see, come see.
08:32 - Andy, I'm worried about Louis. All this caddying, it's changing him.
08:38 - And for the better, too. The kid greased my palm.
08:42 - It's just not right.
08:44 - You think I should have held out for ten?
08:46 - Well, I'm worried. He seems so... different.
08:50 - Don't worry so much. He's still the same old Louis.
08:54 - Jojo was having his best season ever, and he said it was all because of me.
08:57 I was his lucky cat. So he let me have full use of the club.
09:01 - Hey, don't scratch this.
09:03 - Anything I wanted, I could just charge to his account.
09:06 Officially, I was still an employee.
09:09 But I felt like a member.
09:12 - Louis, you wanna toss the pink skin around, kid?
09:15 - Sorry, Dad. No can do. I'm on the clock.
09:19 - Louis, light of my life, favorite son.
09:26 Wanna watch the Night Sniffer Marathon?
09:28 Eat some beef and donuts? It's all good.
09:30 - Love to, Dad, but someone's gotta bring home the bacon around here.
09:33 - Huh? What am I, chomped liver?
09:35 - No, no, no, Jojo. I'll tell you what my broker says.
09:41 Stick with the T-Bells, the blue chips and the plastics.
09:44 - Forget this plastic nonsense. It's computers now.
09:48 My guy gave me the inside word.
09:51 A company called IBM.
09:54 - I'm telling you, Dad, computers. They're the wave of the future.
09:57 Jojo says so.
09:59 - Thanks for the tip, Louis. I'll invest my nest egg.
10:02 Hey, honey, how much are my nest eggs, huh?
10:05 - $3 and, ooh, two oatmeal delights.
10:08 - Computers!
10:11 That's a real growth industry.
10:13 I've never heard anything so ridiculous.
10:15 - When did you get so concerned about making money, Louis?
10:18 - Jojo says the way to judge a man is by the size of his wallet.
10:22 - Hmm. Jojo says a lot, doesn't he?
10:25 - Mother, how come we don't have strawberries and cream for breakfast?
10:29 - Well, because they're too expensive.
10:31 - Jeez, everything's too expensive for you guys.
10:34 No strawberries and cream, no eggs benedict,
10:37 no hot tub in the bathroom.
10:39 - Louis, that's enough.
10:41 - Hey, Tommy, give you five bucks if you run down to the deli
10:44 and pick up some logs.
10:46 - I'm busy. My birthday party guest list.
10:49 Second draft.
10:51 - Hey, I'll do it for ten.
10:54 - Andy!
10:56 - Henry, pull in here.
11:00 Do me a favor, Louis. Give my car a wash.
11:03 - I thought I was off duty.
11:05 - You're not off duty until I tell you you're off duty, understand?
11:09 - See this? This means I own you.
11:13 Now don't skip on the elbow grease.
11:16 - Yes, sir.
11:18 - Get him! Yeah!
11:21 - Hey, you guys, come here.
11:26 - What the heck's going on?
11:31 - Oh!
11:33 - We got him! Yeah!
11:35 - What is wrong with you guys? I'm working!
11:38 - You're always working, Louis. We never even see you anymore.
11:42 - Sorry, guys. Jojo says I shouldn't waste my life
11:44 hanging around with immature kids who are never going to amount to anything.
11:48 No offense. - None taken.
11:51 - Yeah, why should we be offended by that?
11:53 - 'Cause he said we were immature and won't amount to anything.
11:56 - That was sarcasm, toddler.
11:59 - Oh, yeah. Sarcasm.
12:01 - Yahoo! Happy birthday to me!
12:06 - Remember, Louis, Tommy's birthday party starts at noon.
12:10 - Sorry, mother. I'll be on the 10th tee at noon.
12:13 - Did you forget my birthday?
12:15 - Absolutely not. I got you a gift.
12:19 I bet that's it right now.
12:21 - Here you go. Coming through. Sign here.
12:25 - Yeah. Go ahead. Open it.
12:28 - A Jumbo Night Sniffer! Thanks!
12:32 - Louis, they forgot to remove the price tag.
12:35 - No, I told them to leave it on, so Tommy would know how much I love 'em.
12:39 Happy birthday, kid. See you later.
12:42 - I'll save you a piece of cake, Louis.
12:44 - No one eats cake anymore.
12:46 I'll be having chocolate mousse at the club.
12:49 - Fine! I didn't want you to come anyway.
12:53 - Louis! - What? I'm gonna be late.
12:56 - Someday you're going to learn.
12:58 There are some things in life that are more important than money.
13:01 - I know. It's just that it takes a lot of money to buy all those things.
13:06 Ciao, mother.
13:08 Hey, guys. You catting today?
13:13 What is going on?
13:16 - We figured a big shot like you needed a bench all to himself.
13:20 - Yeah. We're not mature enough to sit with you.
13:24 - That was sarcasm, in case you didn't notice.
13:27 - Watch this. I had a wind cut it.
13:31 Louis! Hey, Louis! What do you think?
13:36 - Huh? Oh, uh... Nice shot, Mr. Stomopolis.
13:40 - Come on, Louis, let's go. - Moving in on my territory, huh?
13:44 That's it. I've had it.
13:46 - You mean you're finally going to tell Louis he's got to quit his caddying job?
13:50 - No. I mean I'm taking up golf.
13:53 That kid's having too much fun.
13:56 - Good morning, sir. Going to a carnival?
14:00 - Careful with this beauty. She's a classic. Don't scratch her.
14:04 - Can I help you? - Yeah. Where do I tee up?
14:10 - Are you a member? - You know who I am. I'm Louis' dad.
14:15 - Yes, and I'm sure Louis, whoever he is, is real proud.
14:19 - Andy Anderson, right? I couldn't help noticing the family resemblance.
14:24 Je suis Jojo. En train de jouer à un jeu?
14:28 Tu peux jouer avec moi. C'est mon cadeau.
14:31 - Allons chercher un caddie. - J'en ai un.
14:35 - Louis, comment ça peut être difficile? Je suis ton père.
14:38 - Louis, qui t'a payé tout l'été? - Louis, qui t'a nourri toute ta vie?
14:42 - Pense à la responsabilité, Louis. - La loyauté, Louis.
14:46 - Qui est ton ami? - Ne me souviens pas.
14:49 Qui t'a créé? Pas un truc. - Ton mère m'a aidé un peu.
14:54 - Bien choisi, mon fils. - Oh, traître.
14:58 - Sur le premier pied, Anderson et Stamopoulos. - Hey!
15:01 - All right, Colonel. I'll be here with me. - Oh, happy day.
15:05 - I just gotta loosen up the old swing. - This could take a while, Louis.
15:12 - Hope you brought a book. - Hey, Dad, try keeping your head down this time.
15:16 - I've been playing this game since before you were born.
15:20 - Who do you think came up with that keeping your head down idea?
15:23 Ha-ha! See that? Now that's a beauty. - Oh, wild shot!
15:28 - What kind of sap would park so close to a golf course?
15:33 - You did, Dad. - Oh, that felt good.
15:37 This is it. I'm clinching the title today.
15:40 Louis, break out the bubbly. Louis? Louis?
15:44 - Don't dance in your shoes so much. Bend your knees. Pendulum motion.
15:49 - People pay you for this kind of advice?
15:52 - Feels like a little headwind. I'm thinking a three would. What do you say, Louis?
16:02 - Keep going, Mr. Anderson. I think I can see China.
16:08 - Keep your feet together. Elbow down. Focus behind the ball.
16:13 - Louis, I'm gonna give you about three seconds to make a decision here.
16:17 Now, who are you working for? Me, club champion, or him?
16:21 Mr. Journey to the center of the earth?
16:24 - Hey! That's my dad you're talking about. And I'm his caddy.
16:31 - Think about the money, Louis. Don't work for me, you don't get the money.
16:35 - A smart person told me once,
16:38 there are some things in life more important than money.
16:40 - Oh, yeah? Name one. - Dignity.
16:43 Here, Dad, let me show you how this is done.
16:46 - Just for the record, Mr. Stamopoulos, I totally disagree with Louis.
16:50 - And so with my expert caddying, I was able to turn Dad's terrible golf game
16:54 into a terrible golf game that caused less property damage.
16:58 - Think you might want to adjust your grip? You sure you don't want the five-wood?
17:06 - Here, kid, take this and start digging a hole in the sand trap on 14.
17:15 - Hou ha! I clinched it! You see that, Louis?
17:19 You're looking at this year's club champion. Guess I don't need you anymore, huh?
17:23 - Guess not. - You know what I think, Louis?
17:26 You weren't lucky at all. It was me. Me all along.
17:30 I was the one with all the luck. Jojo Stamopoulos, the luckiest man in the...
17:35 - Oh! - That hurt.
17:41 - Yeah! - You did one!
17:43 Who did this game with a piece of cake?
17:46 - Nice shot, Dad! - You're kidding.
17:49 That was nice caddying, son. You're a natural.
17:52 - So, how much do I get for helping you up?
17:56 - Louis, I got a confession to make.
18:00 I know your old man looked like a pro out there, but the truth is,
18:04 that was my first time golfing, kid. - You don't say.
18:07 - Thanks for helping me look good, Dad. You're a great son.
18:11 - Dad, you don't have to tip me. - It's not a tip.
18:14 That's your share of the profit. - Profit from what?
18:17 - That stock tip you gave me. I only had enough for one share,
18:21 but the crazy thing skyrocketed and then split! - Thanks, Dad!
18:25 - Computers. There's a passing fad if I ever heard one.
18:34 - Hey, guys, I'm glad I found you.
18:37 I, uh, really want to apologize.
18:40 - You were a jerk. You're sorry. You'll never do it again. Right?
18:44 - Well, yeah, but don't you want to see me grovel?
18:47 - Of course we do, but there's no time.
18:51 - Grunewald sent us to find you. He said it was an emergency.
18:54 - Well, where is he? - The golf course, hole 14.
18:58 - Hole 14? That's the sand trap. Come on, we gotta go!
19:03 - He said he'd be here.
19:06 - Come on, help me, Dick. Hey, I think I see something.
19:09 - You scared me to death! - That's for calling me immature.
19:20 - Well, a trick like that, you certainly proved me wrong.
19:23 You got some sand in your hair. Let me get that for you.
19:27 - Hey! - Let's go!
19:30 - Watch out! Stand down, you pants!
19:33 - Stand up! - Get off of me!
19:37 - Yeah! Headshot!
19:40 - Yeah!
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