What's With Andy - Prankster to the Core (Season2)
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02:53 - Shut it, moron!
02:55 - It's a pleasure to see you too, Jen.
03:00 - Hold your horses, Andy.
03:03 Remember what we discussed last night.
03:06 These are the promissory letters you agreed to sign.
03:10 Yours states that you will not prank, trick or pull a stunt
03:13 on anyone at all during this trip.
03:16 And you will not complain about anything
03:19 until we get back home.
03:22 - OK! All aboard the Larkin Express!
03:26 - Oh, boy...
03:30 [Cri de la foule]
03:32 - Does Spank have to sit on my lap for the entire trip?
03:39 It's gonna be days!
03:41 - That's the rule of the road.
03:43 Sit on the hump, carry the chump.
03:45 [Vrombissement de voiture]
03:47 - Oh! What did he eat this morning?
03:51 - A garlic pickle and some prunes.
03:53 It ain't gonna be pretty.
03:55 [Ronflement]
03:58 - Ah, ah, ah! No pranks.
04:13 - Oh, come on!
04:15 This can hardly be categorized as a prank.
04:17 It's more like a good-natured bit of fun.
04:20 - Give it to me!
04:22 [Ronflement]
04:26 [Ronflement]
04:48 [Ronflement]
04:50 [Cris de douleur]
04:52 [Cris de douleur]
04:56 [Soupir]
04:59 - Hey! We're here!
05:04 [Cris de joie]
05:06 - Huh?
05:10 - I don't get it.
05:14 This isn't New York.
05:16 - It's a big town.
05:18 It takes at least two days to make it to New York.
05:21 - And if you make it there, you'll make it anywhere.
05:24 - New York?
05:26 Who said anything about...
05:28 Oh, I get it.
05:30 New York is nicknamed the Big Apple.
05:33 And you thought...
05:35 - Funny, Dad.
05:37 - It's all I hoped it would be.
05:40 - There's not many people here.
05:43 - Well, that means we don't have to line up for the attractions.
05:47 - Come on. When life gives you apples, make apple juice.
05:56 - You don't understand. I promised I wouldn't prank.
05:59 It's gonna be torture spending an entire week here not pranking.
06:04 - Well, technically, when you promised not to prank,
06:08 you thought you were going to New York, right?
06:11 - And this isn't New York.
06:14 Let the pranking begin.
06:22 - Welcome, apple lovers.
06:30 My name is Gisele Smith, but you can call me Granny.
06:34 - Granny Smith. That's a good one.
06:40 - Isn't that a good one, dear?
06:42 - Uh, yes. Very funny.
06:46 - Gisele Smith stands next to her popular attraction, the Big Apple,
06:52 which is listed in the Menace Book of World Records
06:55 as the largest apple in existence.
06:58 You must be very proud.
07:01 - Those were the good old days, I'm afraid.
07:04 Everybody wanted to get their names in the record book,
07:08 but bigger and bigger apples started springing up everywhere.
07:12 I'm afraid the shine has gone off mine a little.
07:16 Please excuse me. I'm needed.
07:19 My grandson Johnny will sign in.
07:22 Oh, Johnny!
07:25 - Sign here, folks.
07:29 - I promised my friends that I'd bring them souvenirs from New York.
07:32 Now the best I can do is a lame apple hat.
07:36 - Might I remind you... - Ugh! Forget it.
07:40 Oh, no. I'll get some for you.
08:02 - So, we have a rotten apple in the barrel.
08:06 We'll bring it on, sonny!
08:09 - Miss, uh, I didn't catch your name.
08:13 - I didn't throw it. It's Jen.
08:16 - Jen... I'm Johnny.
08:20 As in Johnny Applecore.
08:25 (Il tombe.)
08:28 (Musique joyeuse)
08:32 (Il lit.)
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08:56 (Musique rythmée)
08:59 (Il lit.)
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10:12 - Miss Jen! Miss Jen! Come for a spin!
10:16 (Il crie.)
10:18 - Amazing! They look like the real McCoy.
10:22 - That's fine prankster workmanship, if I do say so myself.
10:27 This is gonna be great.
10:30 (Il rit.)
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11:17 (Il chante.)
11:20 - Hurry up and shoot, Cider Woods!
11:24 (Il crie.)
11:28 (Il rit.)
11:30 (Il chante.)
11:33 - Howdy, folks! Miss Jen?
11:42 - Mom, I've just developed a bad pain in the neck.
11:46 I have to go.
11:48 - No problem. Once you're feeling better,
11:51 you can be my date at tonight's line dancing spectacle.
11:54 I'm the DJ.
11:56 - Sorry, I don't dance.
11:59 - What? Of course you dance.
12:02 You're a wonderful dancer. Isn't she, Dad?
12:05 - You bet. When I should know, I paid for all those lessons.
12:09 - You are not going to believe this,
12:12 but this ball was one of ours.
12:15 I don't know how she's doing it,
12:17 but if that's the way she wants it, OK.
12:20 This is war.
12:22 - I wanted to stand in line to dance in the Big Apple,
12:30 not line dance in front of a Big Apple.
12:33 - What was that, dear? A complaint?
12:36 - No, Dad. Just an observation.
12:40 - We'll see how fast these people can really dance.
12:45 - Ooh, speed metal from Montreal. Hardcore.
12:49 - Get on your dancing shoes, ladies,
13:09 'cause tonight we're going to line dance like it's 1899.
13:13 Oh, and Miss Jen,
13:16 I'll be seeing you under the table later.
13:20 - Hold on. Those Montreal metalheads thrash fast and loud.
13:28 - That doesn't sound like metal.
13:39 - That's because it isn't.
13:42 - All right, lonely ladies,
13:44 these two young gentlemen have offered to dance
13:47 with every lady here tonight.
14:10 - I don't understand it.
14:12 Granny Smith seems to know our every move in advance.
14:16 - Do you know where Jen is?
14:20 - Why don't you ask your grandmother?
14:22 She seems to know everything that happens around here.
14:25 - If you tell me where Jen is, I'll tell you how she does that.
14:29 - She's hiding in the hot air trampoline tent.
14:31 - Really? I love it when a girl plays hard to get.
14:35 - Your turn.
14:37 - Grandma lives on the second floor of the Big Apple building.
14:40 She watches everything that goes on through binoculars from her window.
14:44 - You're kidding.
14:46 - Now, if you'll excuse me,
14:48 there's a hot girl in a trampoline waiting for me.
14:52 - I thought Death Whippersnapper would be a harder apple to make.
14:58 Oh, well, they just don't make 'em like they used to.
15:04 - OK, coast is clear.
15:07 - If I didn't know better, I'd swear it was me sitting in the back seat.
15:11 - Yeah, that 24-hour copy center did a great job.
15:15 I photocopied my butt before, but never my whole body.
15:19 - So, now what?
15:21 - I've been thinking.
15:23 If old Granny Smith can see everything that's happening on the ground,
15:26 we're gonna have to come at her from a different angle.
15:29 - What do you have in mind?
15:31 - From above, my dear Pickett, from above.
15:34 Time for phase one of my cunning prank.
15:38 How did your date with my sister go last night?
15:44 - It didn't. She wasn't in the tent.
15:47 - Aw. Don't give up.
15:49 I know Jen likes you. She told me.
15:52 But she's a very shy girl. You gotta work at it.
15:56 Look, I'll tell you a secret.
15:59 Jen is a sucker for a guy who buys her gifts.
16:03 - Really?
16:05 - Oh, yeah. And she's crazy about caramels.
16:08 With her, it's caramel this and caramel that.
16:11 - So, what are you guys saying?
16:15 - Nice enough fellow, but about as bright as a two-watt light bulb.
16:19 Well, if she's a sucker for gifts and crazy about caramels...
16:26 - Hey! I just had a brilliant idea.
16:29 We need caramels for these apples.
16:32 If I give Jen a box, she'll like me even more than she does now.
16:37 - Why didn't I think of that?
16:40 But I'm not too sure about this one box thing.
16:43 If I were you, I'd give her a lot more than that.
16:47 - Heck, that's no problem.
16:49 We've got hundreds in the stock room.
16:52 - Hundreds? That should do it.
16:56 - Oh, and you better let us give Jen the caramels.
17:00 What with her being shy and all.
17:03 It's like taking candy from a baby.
17:06 Now, on to phase two.
17:09 One hot air fan coming right up.
17:16 [Vrombissement du moteur]
17:19 - And finally... - Ah, don't tell me, phase three.
17:31 - Exactly. You carry the boxes up to the roof and dump them out.
17:35 I'm off to position the fan. Good luck!
17:38 [Cheers]
17:41 [Vrombissement du moteur]
17:44 - Still there. I must be getting jumpy in my old age.
18:09 - One fan going up.
18:33 - That's strange. Johnny usually melts the caramel for the apples in the afternoon.
18:40 Well, slice me up and bake me in a strudel.
18:47 - I'm not kidding. If you don't drive me home, I'm hitchhiking.
18:52 - But we thought you were having fun, Jen.
18:55 And what about that nice boy, Johnny?
18:58 - You mean that psycho who's been stalking me ever since we arrived?
19:02 - Well, we have done everything there is to do here, dear.
19:07 - Okay, we'll leave right after breakfast.
19:11 I feel like apple muffins. Let's find Andy and Danny.
19:15 - I have to admit, Andy has been very well behaved on this trip.
19:21 - Maybe we should skip the muffins.
19:31 - Check, please.
19:33 - Brats.
19:43 - Don't you worry, Granny. They'll pay for this.
19:47 - I'm the one who should be paying them. It's brilliant.
19:52 Congratulations, Sonny.
19:55 - Huh?
19:57 - Why would you congratulate him? He just carameled your home.
20:01 - Yes, he did. And I bet now it's the biggest caramel apple in the world.
20:07 - Johnny, get the menace people on the phone.
20:10 I think we're about to become a major attraction again.
20:14 - You got it, Gran.
20:16 Now that I'm gonna be a celebrity, how about that spin of my golf cart?
20:22 - I give up. Let's go.
20:26 - It seems I've made the most of a sticky situation.
20:31 Now I just need someone to peel me off this building.
20:39 Tough crowd.
20:45 - I'm gonna get you.
20:48 - I'm gonna get you.
20:50 - I'm gonna get you.
20:52 - I'm gonna get you.
20:54 - You can visualize and organize things that you could not imagine.
20:58 - My name is Annie. Everybody knows me.
21:01 Worst expector, nobody better.
21:03 - My name is Annie. Everybody knows me.
21:05 Worst expector, nobody better.
21:09 - I'm gonna get you.
21:12 - I'm gonna get you.
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