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00:00 [Musique]
00:12 [Voix-off] At Tony Stark's main research and production plant, it's just an ordinary work day. Until...
00:18 [Voix-off] Look out! That bucket!
00:20 [Voix-off] There it goes!
00:22 [Voix-off] Did you see that?
00:23 [Voix-off] Only Iron Man could have pulled it off.
00:25 [Voix-off] No wonder Mr. Stark keeps him around.
00:27 [Voix-off] You'll be okay now Joe, but next time, take your showers at home.
00:30 [Voix-off] Yeah!
00:32 [Voix-off] Iron Man, say uh...
00:34 [Voix-off] Yes, Happy?
00:36 [Voix-off] You could do me a big favor too, pal.
00:38 [Voix-off] You're telling me with the boss and the secretary, I mean Pepper, and uh...
00:43 [Voix-off] Well, she hasn't given me a date in weeks, but if you could get Mr. Stark to put in a good word for me...
00:48 [Voix-off] Sure, I'll better be glad to, Happy.
00:51 [Voix-off] Pepper, have you got time for some private talk?
00:56 [Pepper] About what, Mr. Stark?
00:57 [Voix-off] About a date for...
00:59 [Pepper] A date? For tonight? Oh, I'd love to, sir.
01:01 [Voix-off] But I... No, no, it's for...
01:03 [Pepper] Dining? Dancing?
01:05 [Voix-off] Happy?
01:07 [Voix-off] Sorry, boss. Didn't mean to interrupt.
01:10 [Pepper] But you don't understand.
01:12 [Voix-off] Sure I do.
01:14 [Voix-off] Have fun.
01:16 [Voix-off] Carnival's a fun, eh, Pepper?
01:19 [Pepper] Especially with you.
01:21 [Voix-off] I hope you'll forgive my attaché case I left in such a rush.
01:24 [Pepper] Mr. Stark, what's happening? Stop running!
01:28 [Voix-off] Those poor people.
01:30 [Voix-off] The gear's a jam.
01:34 [Pepper] It's a fall! They can't stay up there for long.
01:37 [Pepper] Mr. Stark, he's gone. Where?
01:40 [Voix-off] Behind a tent, Tony Stark waits no time, becoming...
01:43 [Voix-off] Iron Man!
01:45 [Voix-off] Within seconds, his great strength forces the jammed gears free,
01:48 [Voix-off] as the terrified occupants are miraculously saved.
01:52 [Pepper] Tony Stark must have sent for me.
01:55 [Voix-off] As Iron Man jets away from the admiring throng,
02:00 [Voix-off] a pair of malevolent eyes gleam only with envy.
02:05 [Pepper] He's only as strong as his tricky armor,
02:08 [Pepper] but I'm the greatest marksman in the world.
02:11 [Pepper] With a few gimmicks and a jazzy costume, I could be just as great, even greater.
02:16 [Voix-off] Sure, why not?
02:18 [Voix-off] Later, a brooding craftsman toils in his home workshop.
02:23 [Pepper] I'll have a rig that nobody will ever forget.
02:25 [Pepper] Costume and weapons, arrows with special tips for every purpose.
02:29 [Pepper] I never miss.
02:31 [Pepper] A mask too, of course.
02:33 [Pepper] I call the rest of those costume glamour boys.
02:36 [Pepper] Iron Man and every other so-called superhero better get lost.
02:41 [Pepper] Hawkeye is gonna make 'em all look sick.
02:43 [Pepper] Anything anybody else can do, I can do better, with arrows.
02:47 [Pepper] Like flying to a rooftop.
02:49 [Pepper] My suction tip arrow goes first.
02:51 [Pepper] And the fast wind-up is as good as whee!
02:57 [Pepper] Hey, what a kick this is gonna be!
02:59 [Pepper] Makes me feel like the fate of the whole city down there is in my hands.
03:03 [Pepper] Uh-oh, a jewelry store heist!
03:06 [Pepper] This is almost too good to be true.
03:08 [Pepper] Here's where Hawkeye goes into action.
03:10 [Pepper] Hold it, buster!
03:13 [Pepper] Just dropping the loot doesn't even your score!
03:15 [Pepper] Policemen arriving are unable to understand a bag of gems lying on the sidewalk.
03:21 [Pepper] And now, fate begins to spin a strange web.
03:26 [Hawkeye] It must be fate. It's just what I'm looking for.
03:30 [Hawkeye] Handsome bomber, do get in.
03:34 [Hawkeye] Look lady, I'm after someone!
03:36 [Hawkeye] Or... I was.
03:39 [Hawkeye] Don't you step into my palace.
03:42 [Pepper] The chase forgotten, Hawkeye falls under the spell of that dazzling maiden of mystery, the Black Widow.
03:51 [Black Widow] Well, my costumed friend, something tells me you may be the ally I'm seeking.
03:57 [Black Widow] If you are not afraid of Iron Man.
04:01 [Iron Man] Me? I could make a tin can out of him... for you.
04:06 [Iron Man] What did you say, kiddo?
04:10 [Black Widow] I said I might have tomorrow evening free having, providing it's not for an evening at... some noisy carnival.
04:18 [Iron Man] Oh, you name it, baby!
04:20 [Black Widow] Well, at least that problem is solved.
04:23 [Black Widow] After you find Iron Man, you will defeat him easily. The thing is...
04:30 [Iron Man] Yeah, sure princess, they'll fit on my arrows.
04:34 [Iron Man] Getting past the plant guards was a breeze, like a corny fairy tale.
04:41 [Iron Man] I polish off the big bad Iron Man and win the fair damsel's hand.
04:48 [Iron Man] Ah, there he is. Like a tin duck on a rock.
04:53 [Black Widow] An arrow? Who'd be fool after...
04:57 [Black Widow] It's chemical coated, with an instant rusting potion.
05:03 [Black Widow] Rust, the one thing even Iron Man cannot fight.
05:12 [Black Widow] Has he met his master at last?
05:18 [Iron Man] I'm Iron Man!
05:20 [Black Widow] Iron Man!
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08:34 [Narrateur] And with these all they were after, pieces of iron which cost her her life.
08:40 Her life, almost, but not quite.
08:45 [Black Widow] I must leave to destroy iron.
08:50 [Iron Man] Oh my darling, I failed you because I couldn't go through with it.
08:55 Now I know I...
08:57 [Black Widow] Oh but you can't, you must.
08:59 [Iron Man] You must?
09:01 [Black Widow] You must dear Hawkeye, you will fight Iron Man again for me.
09:06 And when you have destroyed him, I shall ask nothing more.
09:11 [Iron Man] Then, I must?
09:15 [Black Widow] Yes, my words will guide you.
09:19 Only you will be able to hear them on this bone conduction radio device.
09:25 Now go Hawkeye, go!
09:29 [Black Widow] Where are you now Hawkeye?
09:32 [Iron Man] This factory, someone is working late.
09:35 A girl, she don't make a good hostage.
09:38 [Black Widow] I dare you to rescue this girl Iron Man.
09:42 Nobody else interfere, understand?
09:45 [Iron Man] He must have Pepper.
09:47 [Black Widow] Last warning you coward, or do I have to?
09:51 Iron Man!
09:53 [Iron Man] Pepper, keep behind the steel shield.
09:56 [Iron Man] What steel shield?
10:01 And you're next, it's orders.
10:04 [Black Widow] I...orders?
10:07 Suddenly Hawkeye is hearing something else.
10:10 [Black Widow] No, let me go, I am on the verge of success.
10:15 [Iron Man] And we have our orders.
10:18 [Black Widow] No Hawkeye, help me!
10:23 [Iron Man] She's in trouble, I'm coming.
10:25 [Black Widow] Seems like a man possessed.
10:28 Outside Hawkeye shoots a suction tipped arrow,
10:31 hooking onto a low flying plane.
10:34 [Iron Man] Darling I'm coming!
10:37 And when the plane turns out to sea, he drops toward her ship,
10:40 unaware of the one he saw had been so near.
10:43 What can the future possibly hold for the tormented Hawkeye
10:47 and the mysterious Black Widow?
10:52 [Narrator] For Tony Stark, handsome, mysterious millionaire,
10:57 the answer to a super villain is always with him,
11:01 hidden within his attache case.
11:04 In swift seconds, automatic electrically powered assembly units
11:08 and transistorized energy circuits transform him
11:12 into the mighty muscled, armored champion of champions,
11:16 Iron Man!
11:20 [Iron Man] But who?
11:22 Who could possibly want to harm the beautiful Black Widow?
11:26 [Black Widow] You are a fool, Premier Poldo.
11:28 I was on the verge of victory.
11:31 [Iron Man] Hold your tongue, Black Widow.
11:33 Remember you are on borrowed time.
11:35 [Black Widow] Ah, come now, Poldy.
11:38 I am now prepared to guarantee the death of Iron Man.
11:42 [Iron Man] Eh? How?
11:44 [Black Widow] Aided by the virtues of the Black Widow,
11:47 aided by the world's greatest marksman, and a plan.
11:52 [Iron Man] Her plan?
11:54 Some new additions to her bag of tricks.
11:56 Suction shoes to provide the agility of her spider namesake.
12:01 A special bracelet to shoot a suction tip line.
12:05 [Black Widow] That literally welds itself to any surface.
12:08 This is the way to travel.
12:11 Now I am ready to return to a certain powerful but unsuspecting pawn.
12:16 [Iron Man] So, back to a shadowed city.
12:20 [Black Widow] According to my underworld sources, he lives somewhere in this area.
12:25 Ah, there! A perfect chance to use my suction tip line
12:31 and drop in on my erstwhile Romeo.
12:35 [Iron Man] What?
12:37 [Black Widow] Hawkeye, put down your weapon.
12:39 Surely you do not fear me.
12:41 [Iron Man] That voice, it can't be.
12:44 [Black Widow] Ah, but it is. Hawkeye, my love.
12:49 [Iron Man] Darling, why are you masked?
12:52 And how... there isn't even a balcony out there.
12:55 [Black Widow] Ah, I too have ingenious devices now,
12:59 acquired since I escaped from Iron Man's corpse.
13:03 Now we can share in his doom.
13:06 [Iron Man] Oh, you're talk of death. How can you be so... so...
13:09 [Black Widow] Dedicated, dear Hawkeye, haven't you guessed?
13:15 Iron Man's seeming heroism is a cover for treacherous treason,
13:20 and the Black Widow is a double agent assigned to the case.
13:24 [Iron Man] Then you're fighting for justice.
13:27 Oh, darling, I'm so glad, glad.
13:30 Within an hour...
13:32 I don't understand it either, Pepper.
13:35 Boss' answering service says he wants us to meet him out at Cliff Row Point.
13:39 [Black Widow] Oh! Tommy, look!
13:41 [Tommy] I can't see! Hang on, Pepper!
13:44 [Iron Man] What? Pepper and Happy?
13:51 [Pepper] Yes, I found them hard, out by Cliff Row Junction.
13:55 But I don't want any publicity.
13:58 So you just send Iron Man, nobody else.
14:02 [Iron Man] At dawn? Yes, Iron Man will be there.
14:06 And your accent is showing, Black Widow.
14:09 Now remember, all of you, the advantage will be ours.
14:14 Iron Man will have orders to do nothing that will endanger them.
14:18 But we are not hampered by such concerns.
14:21 [Iron Man] A car is coming!
14:22 Into the tunnel with them!
14:24 Stop! You!
14:26 Well, now the lady hides behind a mask.
14:30 You were instructed to send only Iron Man.
14:32 Don't reach him!
14:33 Liar!
14:35 But if you have Iron Man poised for an attack,
14:38 now three hostages will die.
14:41 Put him in the shed!
14:43 Good. They're spreading out.
14:46 A trick!
14:49 My eyes!
14:51 All I need is ten seconds with my battery-powered assembly units operating on automatic.
14:58 Fire into the smoke!
14:59 He's in there somewhere!
15:01 Hawkeye!
15:05 In there!
15:07 It's Iron Man!
15:08 Just wait till he shows himself.
15:11 Now, what's waiting for me out there?
15:15 Ah! My ears!
15:18 That voice!
15:20 That sound!
15:25 At close range, he can knock out his whole nervous system.
15:28 He won't be able to dodge a power blast arrow now!
15:30 No, Hawkeye! He's on the tracks and his last moments will be mine!
15:35 Amen!
15:36 Get off the tracks!
15:38 Happy Pepper, I won't fail you!
15:41 Hawkeye!
15:45 No!
15:46 The Black Widow!
15:48 Darling, it can't end this way!
15:51 Hawkeye!
15:52 Iron Man!
15:54 Come on! Finish him!
15:57 No! Your life is more important!
16:00 Look! They're leaving!
16:02 Stop them!
16:03 No! I've got to free you before this crumbling tunnel becomes your tomb!
16:08 Now run!
16:10 No! They got away! Only because you stopped to save us!
16:14 Sorry, Iron Man.
16:16 Oh well, Mr. Stark did go for the police, but even without prisoners, I'm sure he'll agree that we won this battle.
16:23 ♪ Tony Stark makes you feel ♪
16:26 ♪ He's the coolest sec with a heart of steel ♪
16:28 ♪ And Iron Man's all just a play ♪
16:31 ♪ He fights and fights with his own array ♪
16:34 ♪ Of A.I.S.S. and armor ♪
16:35 ♪ And Iron Man ♪
16:36 ♪ Of A.I.S.S. and power ♪

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