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00:06:30According to detective Garcia's report hardly any evidence was collected
00:06:35Well, I don't know him. I spoke to him on the phone. He said the heat was so intense everything melted down
00:06:42This detective that you recommended Thaddeus McDahee I
00:06:49Hear he tends to be rather
00:06:52Unorthodox
00:07:05Mr. Pinkrow said he wanted the best man available
00:07:08Someone with police background, you know, perhaps I should give day your call and tell him you arrived a day early
00:07:15Splendid. I'm sure he's as anxious as I am to get started
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00:07:38I'm curious miss Winters. Did you volunteer for this case?
00:07:43It's more of a convenience really I had another case involving a French surgeon here
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00:07:54Is another reason I
00:07:57Recently had a divorce and I thought a change of scenery might be rather nice. Mm-hmm. Well, I
00:08:06Hope it resolves quickly day. He promised to take me trout fishing in, California
00:08:12Other than his propensity to gamble are there any other aberrations? Mr. McDahee might have
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00:08:28By the time you leave here you'll either love day or you'll hate him and you can count on that
00:08:45Have you seen my big fish
00:08:51Yes
00:09:08Wait here, I'll be right back
00:09:21You
00:09:34Excuse me
00:09:38Sir
00:09:41I'm looking for a Thaddeus McDahee. I'm Jill winters from the Limebrook limited insurance company
00:09:52I'm on board
00:10:00I'll get it for you
00:10:07Your lordship, excuse me Maggie Thatcher's here from the insurance company
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00:10:25Used to meet you we had a little party I don't know what mr. Pink Rose was thinking when he hired this jerk
00:10:44Hold on
00:10:47This is outrageous I told the cabbie to wait
00:10:53Welcome to New Orleans darling pay a cabbie here. He's gone with the wind. I
00:10:58Didn't pay him
00:11:00That's all right. I'll go get a bear and we'll bring the car around
00:11:10Welcome to the big easy
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00:11:36Cannot believe they haven't called us back
00:11:38Why do we have to depend on what sleazy guys in Chicago?
00:11:42There's no way I can move these things on my own I need them they need me besides
00:11:50It's worth cutting them in if it means we get to walk away free
00:12:01Hello
00:12:04What's wrong to Mario look it's too much for you guys in Chicago, maybe I should call New York
00:12:13Yeah
00:12:15Okay, all right, that's better I'll expect your guy next week
00:12:26Paid my dues the hard way Franco in blood
00:12:30Must we drive in this heap what's Saturday night another hour for a cab showed up
00:12:38Besides I don't have any wheels. You're a private detective and you don't own a motor vehicle
00:12:44Well
00:12:47Sort of got repossessed I
00:12:51Don't believe this
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00:12:57Don't believe this
00:13:09Must you do that? What else can you do with tequila?
00:13:17Mr. McDougie, I am terribly sorry, but I am used to working with sober professional people
00:13:23I'll arrange to have you replaced in the morning. No can do baby that pompous bastard you work for affects me a contract
00:13:32Pompous mr. Pink Rose is one of our top executives
00:13:39Whatever
00:13:43Half a world away from home. No friends. No relatives teamed up with a drunken Irish American. What next?
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00:14:00Flat tire
00:14:05Well, at least it stopped raining
00:14:11Hey, what do you think my chances are excellent she can't keep her hands off
00:14:24Yes, Joe went is checking in
00:14:28Yes, miss Winters
00:14:35I'll require a bellboy
00:14:41Sorry miss they're all occupied
00:14:44I'll get your bags
00:15:04You must be beat miss when it's mine if I call you Jill yes, I do mind
00:15:08You must be beat miss when it's mine if I call you Jill yes, I do mind and no, I'm not tired
00:15:15I'm still on London time. I
00:15:17Need a drink. Hey, I'll join you
00:15:21Like hell you will
00:15:27Call it intuition or what, but I've got this feeling you and I really going to head it off you get the same vibes
00:15:34You collect me a 10 a.m. Shop in a decent vehicle
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00:15:42Way to go day
00:15:45Maybe she's not quite ready yet
00:15:55Yes, I'd like to make a call to London
00:16:03Put us through
00:16:05Mr. Pink Rose, he is so ill-mannered. He's like something that crawled out from under a rock in Belfast
00:16:10We can't sack him. The contract is binding
00:16:14Besides we're facing a more serious problem
00:16:20But sir, we complied mr. Gabosi's caddy is chief gemologist. He and mr. Lyman both worked up the diamonds
00:16:26Well aware of that miss Winters
00:16:28But Gabosi had a stroke. He's in a coma and is not expected to live. Oh my god
00:16:35That means if we recover the diamonds, we can't claim them
00:16:43Roberts
00:16:45Book me a flight to New Orleans. I'm afraid I'll miss winters
00:16:50May need some help
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00:17:03Well Romeo, did you enhance your sex life last night screw you buddy
00:17:14She's too classy for you, baby
00:17:17It'll snow in hell before you get in that chick's pants hundred bucks is
00:17:22Have before she leaves town. Oh, yeah
00:17:26You're on pal
00:17:29Feel like hammered dog shit man. You look like it too, baby
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00:18:26Joe monster day he
00:18:35My god, the man is gorgeous
00:18:43We're going to the boondocks shouldn't you wear something more casual I'll survive
00:18:47Thank you for the flowers, by the way, that was most thoughtful I'm glad you liked them
00:18:54Well, I've always been a pushover for gifts
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00:19:47You
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00:20:15The police report confirmed traces of an inflammable agent
00:20:18I took a real genius. I can still smell it. Let's check out what's behind us
00:20:49It looks like something went down here, I think I'll check it out
00:21:12What is it
00:21:14It's evidence
00:21:16I'm coming down. I wouldn't do that in those hills that gravels mighty
00:21:23Slick
00:21:26It's that a no European custom showing your panties
00:21:33Best get out of there. I'm quite comfortable. Thank you
00:21:38Suit yourself tall areas infested with snakes
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00:21:52Rain screwed up any chances for Prince
00:21:55Well, it didn't belong to the chauffeur his name was Lewis pinshot FD could be our suspect thought cross my mind
00:22:05That's true I'd say our killer smokes and has long black hair
00:22:10Natural hair has scales. This is smooth maybe from a wig
00:22:15Who knows maybe our suspect pees with the toilet seat down? Is that your way of implying that the perpetrator might be female?
00:22:25Please day he'd try to be a little more professional
00:22:29Although I must admit in an hour. You've already gotten more than the police. Are they admit to having?
00:22:35Yes, well, I
00:22:38Have something to tell you
00:22:41Shall we have some coffee?
00:22:44Are you telling me if we find those diamonds in this jerk Bogoski?
00:22:47Good bossy, whatever if the guy croaks and we find the diamonds. It's not worth anything
00:22:53Mr. Pink Rose is researching the matter. We'll discuss it when he gets here you limey twit
00:22:59The only reason a bear and I took this job was for the 15% finders fee. Mr. Day. He
00:23:05We offered to pay you by the hour. You opted for the contingency plan and we didn't hire pervert
00:23:12Bullshit a bear and I go back to Vietnam. We're team
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00:23:21Don't care if Herbert is meeting us there we are not going bar hopping we have work to do back off lady
00:23:26You think information will come to us by Pony Express?
00:23:30Leads are found where the action is ballparks bars pool hall strip joints cat houses
00:23:38You know boy meets girl boy loves girl boy pays girl
00:23:43Boy visits clinic. What kind of people do you associate with?
00:23:48You name it professionals lawyers?
00:23:51Bombs derelicts stuffy tight-ass broads from Great Britain
00:24:08So
00:24:14Spence what's the deal with this John P show character? We can't find him anywhere
00:24:19Bus crash last week killed out, right?
00:24:22So much for John in shock. Now. What do you like Mexican food? We have a special tonight. Oh
00:24:30No, not for me. I have a sensitive stomach. Hey
00:24:35You just punched for the time change you need a drink how about tequila rocks
00:24:42I've never had tequila before. It's in any good. It's wonderful. Trust me
00:24:49What's it made cactus it's good for you actually make it tequila shooters great choice
00:25:04Oh
00:25:23Your turn for it, I don't know
00:25:29Oh
00:25:32Well, I'm in New Orleans
00:25:43Must have gone down the wrong pipe better try another one Spence set us up again
00:25:59Coming
00:26:15Tell me about
00:26:17Vietnam and
00:26:19the next
00:26:22Nurse Oh nurse Nancy with a tattoo
00:26:29Okay
00:26:49Nice
00:26:51Unlimited
00:26:57There's no money in there
00:27:21Bad guy
00:27:37Women and booze they don't go together. Did I tell you about my ex-husband?
00:27:43About ten times six years of six years of boredom
00:27:48How dare you get romantic with me
00:27:52God
00:27:53shit women
00:28:04You're a heavy drunk
00:28:21By solid 10
00:28:28Push 10-plus
00:28:44Hey
00:28:51You
00:29:04Names day he Boudreaux sent me
00:29:07Guess speak up my hearing's bad
00:29:09Names day he Boudreaux sent me
00:29:21Oh
00:29:45My god
00:29:51You
00:30:13You recognize this guy
00:30:15Yeah, yeah, I did some time with him in the joint you positive it's him
00:30:25Yeah
00:30:27Why didn't you tell the arresting officer
00:30:32I don't trust cops. I'm gonna tell my PO officer when he gets here
00:30:38You gotta help me out day I need something
00:30:42You help me out. I need something
00:30:45Help me and I help you. Okay
00:30:48You
00:30:50You
00:31:15Sergeant Garcia will be with you shortly. Thank you
00:31:20You
00:31:30Hello
00:31:33You slime how dare you I hope you used a condom I
00:31:39Don't use them. I'm allergic to rubber products
00:31:43Incidentally performance is highly commendable. It was though you hadn't been laid in years someday
00:31:48I am going to kill you. You are a rotten luck
00:31:52Calm down easy easy
00:31:56That's better now then
00:31:59Ortiz saw two guys barbecued Lyman and Pichot
00:32:03And not only that he knows one of the suspects
00:32:07Franco Dumas as an FD
00:32:10Are you going to tell sergeant Garcia?
00:32:13Now that he's on the juice
00:32:16Yeah, he's a crooked cop
00:32:20Well, did you talk to Trini no, he's up to his hips in some extortion case
00:32:25If I find out I'm pregnant
00:32:28Come on now, you aren't pregnant
00:32:30Excuse me, right you are
00:32:33But in the unlikely event that you are
00:32:37So do you like to name Jefferson Davis for a boy
00:32:43Ah
00:33:00What do you want baby I'm busy I'm here about the Lyman affair
00:33:03Yeah, well, we didn't discover the crime scene until two days after Lyman disappeared
00:33:09Make matters even worse because of the severe rains it became very difficult to collect any evidence
00:33:13What about witnesses at the airport? There weren't any witnesses Christ. What about the kidnapping of the chauffeur?
00:33:19Hey, look, hey, if you got any pertinent information quit tap-dancing with me spill it. Do you even give a damn Gersi?
00:33:28Like I said, I'm busy
00:33:39Be seated. Mr. Ortiz
00:33:44Could you please speak up my hair is not so good. Thank you sister an
00:33:49insurance company
00:33:52Contacted the church regarding a substantial reward. Well, hello sister
00:34:00Tina you tender thing bring us cup bowls of menudo and some cerveza. My friend here has Irish flu
00:34:08What is menudo?
00:34:11A Mexican or Cajun penicillin. I mean what's in it meat rice? What it's kind of a fish
00:34:18You know Jews rely on matzah ball soup and Mexicans and Cajuns rely on rice
00:34:23It's kind of a fish, you know Jews rely on matzah ball soup and Mexicans and Cajuns rely on menudo
00:34:31I'm not wild about seafood. Well, it doesn't taste fishy priest puts it through some kind of ritual or something
00:34:39What ritual?
00:34:41Well, he blesses it sprinkle salt on it waves his weenie over it. Hell woman. It's too deep for me to understand
00:34:50Directions on an aspirin bottle are probably too hard for you to understand
00:34:54Well, that may be true, but it'll kill your hangover. You make book on that
00:34:59make book
00:35:01Right. I heard about your penchant for gambling
00:35:03I
00:35:18Better check on training and see if he can spring or T so we can get a deposition
00:35:22Well, maybe if you showed some spirit of cooperation with sergeant Gussie, he might become our ally
00:35:28I have a gut feeling that if Gersey knew that Ortiz saw Lama and Pinchot get fried he'd be screwed
00:35:43Good huh
00:35:47They're offering for information regarding
00:35:51The
00:35:56Diamond messenger
00:35:59Oh
00:36:16What the hell did you do to that poor man I have to leave what for sister Giselle
00:36:22Oh
00:36:24Forget my face or I will rip your balls off and feed them to my dog
00:36:30Oh
00:36:50Last night when you couldn't keep your mouth shut I got the distinct impression your beds been in dry document long spell
00:36:57My sex life is not your concern
00:37:00Show a little compassion day here
00:37:03With all those bloody drinks last night and the time change
00:37:07It's all been terribly humiliating
00:37:11Hey, man, Ortiz just bought the farm
00:37:16Thank you for the menudo Tina it did wonders and it was quite tasty, too
00:37:20Never touch the stuff myself beans. It's made with cow intestines
00:37:30Oh
00:37:52Is it the original
00:37:55Yeah, that's the original
00:37:58Who was he visiting some dope addict friend of his the guy got released from prison a couple of weeks ago in
00:38:05The past that Shelby has is there an example of Giselle's writing? Of course
00:38:13What
00:38:14That's it then
00:38:16Hey, look Bechtel. We've been over this before. I got the brass right in my ass real hard over the Lyman affair
00:38:23I'll do it darling
00:38:26Of course you will
00:38:31Get out of here
00:38:39Where's the door on your way out
00:38:41I
00:38:52Want you to find Shelby and get that jail pass if he gives you any trouble
00:38:57You know what to do. What about Maurier? I heard he was on vacation for two weeks
00:39:04Maybe he should take a permanent vacation
00:39:11A
00:39:14Naughty naughty girl
00:39:42This is where the homicide occurred right there
00:39:50No witnesses on visiting day
00:39:53This place must been full of people
00:39:56Who's on duty? There was a new man on duty. Hell the guy must have issued 40 passes in that hour alone
00:40:02Well detective Gerstie, was there someone at this cubicle? I mean that person must have seen the suspect
00:40:07Well, ma'am, I'm afraid in all the confusion that the paperwork was lost
00:40:14Fuck it. Let's get out of here
00:40:37Oh
00:41:07Oh
00:41:25Shelby shit, you know, we paid for one
00:41:29Oh
00:41:33Here it is, uh beyond Shelby born March 9th
00:41:391953
00:41:42This guy's a real clown he
00:41:44Goes around with this big neck brace on claims. He got hurt in some department store accident
00:41:50Which one?
00:41:51It's your what which store? Oh
00:41:54Oh
00:41:59Newbies in Metairie newbies
00:42:07Did mr. Shelby say which angle the tattoo was on
00:42:13Do I know you
00:42:15She's all right
00:42:18Left
00:42:20Left I wish I could tell you kids more but with Gerstie got to the scene he kicked everybody else out
00:42:26So what is Gerstie story?
00:42:28It's connected
00:42:32Look cowboy
00:42:35There's an unwritten law, you know, I mean if you can't see anything good about a fellow officer you don't see anything at all
00:42:42Come on, Moya
00:42:44We go back years that rule doesn't apply to us I
00:42:49Got no proof
00:42:51but
00:42:52but
00:42:55Curse he's changed. I
00:42:57Mean he used to be a straight shooter, but now he's got new clothes pocket full of money new car new friends
00:43:05But not the type you bring home the mom if you get my drift
00:43:08Oh
00:43:19Hey, you didn't hear nothing for me mom's a word
00:43:38I
00:44:09Hey, where's the phone around here?
00:44:12I
00:44:33India
00:44:34So did you miss me? Yeah, like a bad case of herpes. What do you one day another fucking loan talk about a low blow?
00:44:43You forgot about the time I saved your ass in that bank shootout on Vermont. Yeah. Well, I shot the bastard first
00:44:50In the foot lord ass
00:44:52I'm the guy who blew the assholes brains out
00:44:56Some of us work day he get to the point there's a name Leon Shelby mean anything to you. Yeah sure the hell does
00:45:06Really how much money
00:45:12I
00:45:20I'm sorry. Am I interrupting something here?
00:45:29Shelby's got some attorney to file a bullshit lawsuit against newbies department store
00:45:35So so newbies attorneys have put up ten grand to find him dirty and how does this concern us?
00:45:43Well Shelby's claiming. He's so disabled that he can barely walk
00:45:47So we need to twist
00:45:55So all we have to do is get him on video
00:45:58Like what? I don't know running jumping flying screwing a goat. Whatever once we get him
00:46:04Then he'll testify against the nun who I store teas in return for the video exactly
00:46:10Have you no ethics?
00:46:13Well, it's the American way you hit him in the pocketbook
00:46:17Do all private detectives in America conduct themselves in this manner
00:46:21No, but the ones who don't end up selling vacuum cleaners do I?
00:46:26see
00:46:28So when I played patty cake on your butt did that rub your engine up certainly not bet
00:46:38So I lied
00:46:41I
00:46:49Hey brother
00:46:50You know, you're gonna hate me for standing you up like this
00:46:53But Sheila's pissed about me going fishing instead of being with her and the kid can't do it, man
00:46:59She says it's either you or her and says you ain't such a good leg
00:47:05My old lady wins again
00:47:07See you at work next week, you'll know me I'll be the one in the pussy, too
00:47:37You
00:47:45Don't be alarmed officer Murray
00:47:48You must know me. I'm a true friend to the men on your force the finest in the city. I
00:47:55Know who you are
00:47:57You Joe bumfuck
00:47:59Huh?
00:48:01big fancy boats big fancy cars
00:48:04Yeah, you do anything to put a good cop on the tank I
00:48:10Don't take shit from shit eaters
00:48:13You get only one chance officer. It will be your first and your last chance
00:48:21Actually, it's an honor to be part of our group
00:48:25You see some of New Orleans finest among our team players. Oh
00:48:30Believe me when I say it will change your life
00:48:36Or should I say without us you won't have a life I
00:48:47Wouldn't go with you if you were the last person on the planet nobody buys me. Wait a minute. Listen to me
00:48:56You are the nobody
00:49:00I understand you've been talking to internal affairs about a colleague of mine detective Gussie
00:49:07Yeah
00:49:09Riding on a fellow cop. It's betrayal
00:49:14One day you will need backup no one will show up
00:49:22Are you men enough to handle yourself on the streets
00:49:30Alone
00:49:32Yeah, well
00:49:35Man enough to take care of this piece of shit
00:49:50We're agreed then agreed
00:49:53Mr. McDahey, this is dr. Deferre. Howdy doc. Pleasure meeting you
00:49:58Boudreaux Carl, I'm out of here. We've concluded our business. Yes, and my wife's inspecting me pleasure
00:50:06You're wearing that no telling where we might end up please Davey it's only a stakeout what?
00:50:17There's his car
00:50:19I
00:50:26Think placed hides in the dumpster. Can you drive?
00:50:31Good you can take the car back. No way mister. I've been instructed not to let you out of my sight
00:50:49I
00:51:19I
00:51:49I
00:52:16Lovers
00:52:19I
00:52:38They're copulating in public out of that going around these days
00:52:50Right don't be silly
00:52:59What are you doing
00:53:07You filthy swine
00:53:15Hate to waste good food
00:53:20You're a pig your mother raised you on a trough
00:53:40I just brought this remote
00:53:45You made me ill for nothing
00:53:50I
00:53:52Sometimes I have trouble reading you Jill right now. Are you hitting on me?
00:54:07Sorry
00:54:10Oh
00:54:17What is it well
00:54:21Here we go get it off
00:54:24Well, let's just say safe sex is alive and well in New Orleans
00:54:39Oh
00:55:09Come on Shelby change the tire like a good boy
00:55:12Don't have you by the balls
00:55:36Glory be tis a blessed miracle. The man is healed
00:55:43There's something else you just blew Shelby's case right out of the water
00:56:02To Britain long live the King it's Queen day here, but in your case, it's a thought that counts
00:56:12You'd better leave you're making a terrible mistake nonsense besides it's late
00:56:25You'll come around Brett it's just a matter of time don't hold your breath
00:56:42I
00:56:47He's a slob he's ill-mannered and he's crude forget him winters
00:56:56Oh who the bloody hell am I kidding
00:57:12I
00:57:16Love this shit, man. I get to rest be from no luck. Yeah done French quarter
00:57:32That's good, no, yeah, by the way Boudreaux said that Franco was from
00:57:39Miami
00:57:40Well, that explains why no one around here's heard of
00:57:47Shit needs salt right in front of his arm broke
00:58:01So that's all you got for 40 bucks now, I said he's also tight with some crooked cop
00:58:08I got a name. We're checking out. I
00:58:15Got a feeling I know who it is. Yeah
00:58:20You're right this shit doesn't eat so
00:58:38You
00:58:43Are you gonna do me or what I
00:58:46Got a client in 30 minutes. Oh, shut up. You dumb bitch
00:58:51Maple leaf at 10 o'clock and don't forget to gel pass
00:58:54Listen Shelby, you'll get the original tape if you cooperate. Otherwise, it goes newbies lawyers. Hey smart ass
00:59:00Just who the hell do you think you are?
00:59:02Listen, you little weasel if you don't play ball, you can kiss your bullshit lawsuit. Goodbye
00:59:08Damn
00:59:15So, what do you have for me my informant tells me the guy's name is Dave Dave, that's right
00:59:27Now look, I'm gonna get an address I'm doing the best I can but it ain't good enough is it
00:59:32Hmm
00:59:33Listen, thanks to you Shelby and that jail pass both disappear
00:59:38You are both unpaid for girls you slimy parasite
00:59:49Don't you ever touch me there's nothing worse
01:00:02You
01:00:20What's with the choker Shelby have relapse
01:00:23I'll give you $2,000 for that video and that's all I got don't mess with me Shelby
01:00:27You give me sister ice pick give me that gel pass and I'll give you the tape
01:00:32Well, she ain't a nun because she's got a name tattooed on her ankle. Just hell which ankle right? I mean left
01:00:40All right, bugger. Now. Give us the bloody jail pass
01:00:43I know day he you're rubbing off on me
01:00:50Hand it over Shelby
01:00:52Now give me that tape
01:01:22Oh
01:01:52Oh
01:02:23I
01:02:38Haven't had this much fun since the riots of Griffith Park in 87
01:02:42Please God, don't let me die in this horrible place. I don't think I've done anything to deserve this. No
01:02:48It was time I clubbed that gay Nazi biker at the chili cook-off in Ball Heights
01:02:52To think that I left my husband because he was boring. You're punishing me. I'm like great and you know
01:02:58It's great after something like this
01:03:02Cold beer
01:03:05Sex you're sick you belong in an institution
01:03:13Well sex is still good
01:03:18You
01:03:28Well that lighter is a very common brand it's probably a million of them this side of the Mississippi
01:03:34That's fine. How about our tattooed lady?
01:03:37which is
01:03:40Gazelle de monk
01:03:41she was born in
01:03:44Louisiana she lived in the French Quarter for 10 years
01:03:47She served 10 months in the slammer for a felony assault. They released her in May
01:03:53That sounds like the one is she still in the streets? Yeah, as a matter of fact
01:03:58according to a parole paper application
01:04:00She's got a job lined up with a local businessman by the name of Joseph
01:04:05Bechtel great trainee for a guy who doesn't party. You're all right by me. Thanks a lot, bud
01:04:10Fantastic you have an address I do we could pay mr. Bechtel a visit but first
01:04:21I find you most attractive, but it won't work. Why?
01:04:26Our lifestyles of values they just aren't compatible and
01:04:32Then there's your gambling problem. Hell woman gambling is no different from playing the stock market
01:04:36Really? What about your little escapade in Vietnam with nurse, Nancy?
01:04:49Nurse Nancy, yeah
01:04:55Gentlemen don't place wages that involve the seduction of women Oh for Christ's sakes woman it happened in a war zone
01:05:02Okay, see Jim was a diehard Republican he thought Nixon walked on water. Well, I felt Nixon was an asshole
01:05:10So we put up a case of scotch and I was broke at the time. You're always broke
01:05:16That's true. Anyway, when I got back from patrol, he was in the shower with nurse Nancy. So what's the problem?
01:05:22I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
01:05:25I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
01:05:28Patrol he was in the shower with nurse Nancy. So what's the big deal? Aren't you forgetting something?
01:05:37The political slogan you agreed to have tattooed on your bum
01:05:45Well
01:05:47Did you or didn't you
01:05:49You know, it's been so many years I can't remember
01:05:53Don't be a smartass. Did you get the tattoo or not?
01:05:57Look I'm easy find out for yourself
01:06:27I
01:06:32Hope you just browsing. Thank you
01:06:41Let's see that one, please
01:06:58You carry diamonds no
01:07:08I'll take it pay the lady
01:07:15I'm Canadian. So I'll need a receipt for customs
01:07:28What a horrible person I couldn't see any tattoo, but that has to be Giselle de Mont
01:07:34Probably right. She wasn't least bit interested in selling anything. I'd say the stores front
01:07:39Well, their entire inventory consists of costume jewelry and tourist junk yet. They have a D&G box
01:07:45Run that by me again
01:07:47You're kidding
01:07:49Danzig and Glickman the best safe money can buy their all but impossible to breach
01:07:53My experience is robbery homicide, I know a little about safes it shows I
01:08:00Know those stones are in that safe. I can feel it. You're willing to give odds on that
01:08:05You and your gambling
01:08:07By the way sport the $75 you spent on that ring all but exhausted my expense account
01:08:13Do you know why I bought that ring?
01:08:15Of course, you wanted a sample of a handwriting to compare against the jail pass
01:08:19I never worked robbery homicide, but I'm not stupid. Well, you're not a brain surgeon either
01:08:39I
01:08:41Want that jail pass Shelby? Otherwise
01:08:44This will be your permanent. Oh, so I swear to God I flushed it down
01:08:47I swear to God I flushed it down the toilet
01:08:50honest
01:08:51Do you believe this guy?
01:09:08Okay, okay I gave it today
01:09:10You know your problem you've got an active imagination
01:09:17Oh
01:09:38Come on Davey, you know, what's the store's policy never to divulge any details of his customers purchases?
01:09:44Damn it, Billy. All I want to know is if Bechtel bought more than one safe that should be worth
01:09:50Let's say 40 bucks. Oh
01:09:53Geez 40 bucks. Thanks a lot for 40 bucks. I could get fired if my boss finds out
01:10:01Change in plans wimp not only are you going to help us but you'll do it for a mere $20
01:10:06I wouldn't mess with the lady Billy boy. I've seen her when she drinks. She gets bloody fucking me
01:10:12Did I say bloody
01:10:14Now you're certain. Mr. Bechtel didn't purchase another safe
01:10:19Yeah
01:10:21Your plan is idiotic. We're not even certain the diamonds are in the blasted safe
01:10:26Besides it would be tantamount to stealing. No, they're already stolen. We'd be like
01:10:32Rescuing no way besides it could cost me my career. Let alone get me arrested
01:10:37Relax I've got it covered, but I am gonna need your help a bear. Oh
01:10:44No, man, I'm working on the fish finder you find somebody else well your cover simple
01:10:49All you have to do is say the property owner hired you to service the plans
01:10:53But I don't know who the owner is suppose somebody asked me his name
01:10:57Well, his name's Robert Mondavi
01:11:00Robert Mondavi
01:11:02You sure?
01:11:07I
01:11:12Sounds good. How the hell should I know what the owner's name is?
01:11:20Excuse me
01:11:27Hey, hey
01:11:30I'm filling in for the regular gardener. He's sick. That's plants back there
01:11:36Go ahead
01:11:51You t-bo we day he caught about the man that bought the wig and the mustache ah
01:12:07He bought this type of week Mary saw him we Murray
01:12:27Day you son of a bitch like junior samples and drag
01:12:32Now
01:12:37You just get out of here
01:12:41Before that bitch jams me through the fucking brain with an icepick
01:12:46You know anything about the man that bought the wig and the mustache
01:12:49He lay over on don
01:12:51Don't you know?
01:12:52Mercy mercy
01:12:54What?
01:12:56We had a gold tooth
01:13:02I
01:13:06Know Franco, I'm getting tired of Gus
01:13:12He's lost a lot of his influence I
01:13:14Hate the fucking news on to the boss, but isn't it important to us that he carries a badge?
01:13:19You're missing the point puss head. None of the other cops trust him. They all clam up when the son of a bitch is around
01:13:27Well, I guess we might have to arrange a little
01:13:33Accident
01:13:38What do you think darling she's insatiable
01:13:56You
01:14:27Oh
01:14:38You little sweetheart you 20, right 31 left
01:14:56You
01:15:26You
01:15:35Well, sir, how was your flight predictable just like
01:15:41Man I'm drawing a camel's ass in the Sahara
01:15:46Mr. Pink Rose, this is mr. Day
01:15:50Howdy
01:15:56Oh
01:16:03My god, did you find these in a room under plant?
01:16:16Hurry up check them out pinky
01:16:19Those cool little suckers worth 1.2 mil to me. The name is pink rooms, whatever
01:16:26I
01:16:56Know where your diamonds are
01:17:18Well, I do asshole my lottery numbers are 720 31 who is this
01:17:26Don't be so emotional it's not like you owned them in the first place just fuck off
01:17:39Poor bastard loses a fortune in diamonds. They can't even report him to the police
01:17:43So
01:17:53What's a good word pinky it's pink rose whatever
01:18:00These appear to be the diamonds
01:18:03Video efforts were in vain. What the hell are you talking about? Hasn't he been informed?
01:18:09I'm sorry day. He I meant to tell you
01:18:13Mr. Cabose died
01:18:15It's highly unlikely. We'll be able to claim the gems what?
01:18:19You pompous ass British bastard. I busted my balls find those diamonds for nothing. That's enough
01:18:28Shit
01:18:30I'll kill him. I'll kill this son of a bitch
01:18:34Look possessions nine-tenths of the law. So if we have the diamonds, why can't I fly to LA and just give them to the owner?
01:18:42Listen day he British law is very complicated in international matters as British subjects. Mr. Pink rose, and I aren't permitted to
01:18:52Forget it in simple terms
01:18:54Mr. Day
01:18:56We are unable to prove legal ownership
01:18:59Therefore British law prohibits us screw British law
01:19:04Can't you get it through your fat head? If you're caught with the diamonds, you'll be incarcerated
01:19:23This whole thing has been a nightmare
01:19:25I'll be at my hotel
01:19:28That man is dangerous
01:19:32You owe mr. Pink rose an apology
01:19:39Fine
01:19:41What if Bechtel cops out they stole the diamonds and it proves he doesn't own them, right?
01:19:45You're wasting my time
01:19:48Well, if the cops found the diamonds on me, they couldn't bust me
01:19:50But if no legal owner is determined then there is no victim and without a victim there is no crime
01:19:56Meaning you couldn't be prosecuted
01:20:00Precisely. Therefore. I have nothing to lose think about it
01:20:08You'll come around Brett
01:20:20I
01:20:37Still hate you. I'll call you when we get back
01:20:40Don't lie to me and deceive the woman I'm practically engaged to never just relax. Maybe I'll catch a big menudo
01:20:47You're up to something aren't you gotta go Brit ciao don't hang up on me day he
01:21:17I
01:21:47Oh
01:22:08Georgia
01:22:17I
01:22:21What
01:22:23This little item proves your girl killed Ortiz bullshit it does I
01:22:28Don't think I like you
01:22:32You want to fess up for a blow your fucking head
01:22:39Hey
01:22:42We stole them
01:22:44We stole the diamonds, okay. All right already put the fucking gun down
01:22:49All right. What do you want? Come on? All right, shut up
01:22:53Anything else you want to ask this asshole?
01:23:04Shooting
01:23:07Come on
01:23:09Say good night back. Hey, come on
01:23:13Don't be fucking crazy misfire
01:23:16Try again. Get out. Come on. Good night back to
01:23:24See ya Joe
01:23:31You bastards
01:23:36Oh
01:24:06Oh
01:24:36I
01:24:51See you again, mr. Day remember
01:24:55I
01:25:02Could trouble you for the diamonds and the jail pass
01:25:10Let him go
01:25:14Let him down and I'll tell you
01:25:18You're gonna tell me
01:25:21There seems to be a little confusion as to who's in charge here
01:25:25It's not you. Mr. Day. He
01:25:34Is it me or is it you
01:25:37What a bit of a sissy aren't you a Nancy boy?
01:25:41Got nice long hair today
01:25:45It's prettier than my mother's
01:25:50Where are those diamonds
01:25:52Hmm, where are they? I'll mail them to the FBI
01:26:02No, you're a comedian
01:26:22We're in the basement and Herbert's tied upstairs
01:26:28Relax it's harmless. It's only a corn snake
01:26:31Are they poisonous? No, but they're hungry as hell. They bite like a mule
01:26:37Wait, I've got an idea
01:26:40You got any string
01:26:44Just give me some do you have any string
01:26:46You got any string
01:26:50Just give me some do you have any string whatever
01:26:56Will this do
01:26:59dental floss I
01:27:01Don't like things in my teeth
01:27:04Way to go bread. This is perfect
01:27:07Hold me D. He
01:27:16You're really trying to take advantage of the situation I
01:27:23Don't care about you so don't touch me
01:27:28Way to go day he always attracted to the wrong women
01:27:34Jeez pushing 40 and I'm still a bachelor
01:27:38It's not you Jill
01:27:40You're great
01:27:42It's not you Jill, you're great I'm just a screw up
01:28:12I
01:28:42I
01:29:12I
01:29:25Where's everybody telling Giselle to the airport he's on his way back
01:29:42Oh
01:29:52Okay, babe, no, I'm not. All right. Calm down now. I'll tell you when you calm down
01:30:02You're on the wrong side of the road you twit right
01:30:12Oh
01:30:17You got somebody on your table damn crooked cop can't you drive
01:30:32Faster come on
01:30:42I
01:31:13I
01:31:16Hey, we got Bechtel Gursi and the girl, yeah, I mean, can you imagine
01:31:23They were hiring a flight a charter flight to Costa Rica. I mean they were this close to giving us the slip
01:31:29You've done a fine job
01:31:31What about charges? Oh, man, we got a slew of them
01:31:35Murder one cop bribery. I mean we got him on the diamond theft thing. The list is endless
01:31:41But there is one small problem. There's stonewalling us on where the diamonds are hidden
01:31:54Imagine that look man
01:31:57If you got the diamonds you did meet
01:32:00I'm telling you Franco and his boys. They're still out there on the loose
01:32:04And besides me breathing down your neck
01:32:06You're playing hardball with some goons man, but if they think you got the rocks they will kill you
01:32:13Now I'm telling you these guys will take their mothers apart for eight million dollars
01:32:18Hey Trini, how far do we go back?
01:32:21Now if I had eight million in stones, would I be sitting here bullshitting with you?
01:32:25I'm really Trini your people have looked everywhere and so have I for that matter
01:32:29It'll ruin my career. If I don't recover those stones
01:32:32Listen I got a meeting with the chief. I gotta go. Listen, why don't you guys wait here? I'll be back in about 10 minutes
01:32:38I'll have some information on those bench warrants. All right, we'll talk about fishing Trini. Hey now we're talking. Yeah
01:32:53Mr. Pinkrose will probably recall me to London to resume my duties
01:32:58They can terminate me if I don't bring in the gold
01:33:00They can terminate me if I don't bring in the diamonds
01:33:04Day he you know where they are
01:33:09Well, if I didn't know where the diamonds were and turned them over to the authorities they'd be tied up in litigation for ten years
01:33:18Then what would I get for my time and troubles maybe a few hundred bucks
01:33:22But on the other hand if I sold the diamond
01:33:26Imagine how much money that I have
01:33:28Then we could go fishing. I don't fish
01:33:32Well, we could go to my cabin in Mammoth. I could do a little PI work on the side a bear can do the cooking
01:33:37It'd be great
01:33:40Well, I
01:33:42Imagine they won't recall me immediately
01:33:45And I uh, I do have some some holiday time available
01:33:49If we were to go fishing
01:33:52Would you bait my hook? I really hate worms
01:34:07Postman came it's from Herbert. It must be a fishing rod. Hell of a deal
01:34:12Well, like I said before I didn't have the diamonds but thanks to good old US Postal Service and a bear
01:34:20I was able to get my hands on the diamonds
01:34:24I
01:34:28Was able to get my hands on the diamonds
01:34:32I
01:34:36Was able to get my hands on the diamonds
01:34:38But thanks to good old US Postal Service and a bear
01:34:53You are rotten, you know, I was just thinking now that I'm rich what would you do if I were to dump you I
01:35:01I
01:35:04Would track you down in a manhunt I would take the diamonds and your family jewel
01:35:13Including your royal scepter
01:35:30I
01:36:01I
01:36:06Do you want
01:36:13Them I don't think so days national where is he you're lying?
01:36:30Oh
01:36:47Drop the gun I said drop it let her go
01:36:55Fuck you
01:36:57Give me the diamonds are
01:37:01You
01:37:19Are you okay? I could have died for these I would never hurt you
01:37:26I
01:37:30Love you, Joe
01:37:36You know, it would be really good right about now a
01:37:42Cold beer and you know
01:37:56You
01:38:26You
01:38:56You
01:39:26You
01:39:56You
01:40:26You
01:40:56You
01:41:26You
01:41:56You
01:42:26You
01:42:56You