Bella and the Bulldogs Season 1 Episode 5 Tex Fest
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00:00us a problem here? I'm glad you brought this up coach. Somebody keeps painting that out of bounds
00:06line right where it needs to step. Who do we talk to about that? Yeah look Troy, now I know you only
00:16played two games at wide receiver and you have the potential to be great if you stay in bounds.
00:25Now we may have won this game but if you don't work on your balance we might lose the next.
00:35So so what I trip once in a while it's just a side effect of my mad skills.
00:42Michael Irvin had mad skills but he didn't have any side effects.
00:48Using my favorite player against me. That's cold coach. You know what's colder? The bench.
01:02Hey I know it sounds crazy but you know what would really help you with your footwork and balance?
01:07What? Ballet lessons.
01:10Ballet? Are you tripping? No but you are tripping all over the field.
01:22This may be the way to fix that. Sometimes I help my mom out at her dance studio.
01:27You can take a beginner class. Troy in a tutu. Now that I'd like to see. Make fun of my idea
01:34all you want but the truth is a lot of great athletes use ballet to help their game.
01:40Yeah maybe but no football player would be caught dead in tights.
01:45Hi man here's your sports stockings. Thank you Sawyer.
01:50Tights.
01:52Yo Troy wake up. Wake up man.
02:06Michael Irvin? Is that you?
02:12Wow you're not quick kid.
02:17Wow you're not quick kid.
02:24Actually I am extremely quick. Just had this little side effect.
02:33Yeah you fall on your face. That's why you need to take ballet dude. Do you want to be a football
02:41legend like me? You gotta get your rundy jam on son.
02:50Now wake up so I can get out of this frou-frou tutu.
02:55Whoa where did that come from? Don't ask me it's your dream.
03:41Troy? Don't say my name. Call me by my alias Tito mustache.
04:02I can't believe you took my advice. This is so awesome Toto. It's Tito.
04:08Whatever. What made you change your mind? Well this is gonna sound crazy but I had a dream
04:15when Michael Irvin told me to take ballet. It doesn't sound crazy. Sometimes dreams help us
04:21work out our problems. So it wasn't really Michael Irvin telling you to take ballet.
04:26It was you telling you to take ballet. No I'm pretty sure it was Michael Irvin.
04:33I'm just glad you're actually listening to one of my ideas. Look you just have to promise me
04:37no one is gonna find out about this ballet stuff. I promise. I'm your QB and you're my wide receiver.
04:44That's a sacred bond. Good because the rest of the team looks up to me and I don't want to look stupid.
04:50I look stupid. Don't worry it's what everyone else is wearing too. Everyone else?
04:59Yeah it's a beginner class.
05:06Okay. How are you doing sweetie?
05:13Move it rookie.
05:19Oh no this can't be happening. Oh um Sophie is there a problem? Do you want to talk about it?
05:33Perhaps over pudding cup or I don't know a candlelit dinner?
05:40Get away from me tiny man.
05:42I love our playful banter. Stop talking we're watching Baja Beach. Where's Bella?
05:52She is missing this. Who cares this is one of them kissy girl dramas. Oh it is so much more than that.
06:01Kiss me Fernandez. You were saying?
06:05Someone knows I must be there. A general belongs with his army.
06:10If you go I swear I will marry your twin brother. No Rosa he's all wrong for you.
06:18Correction kissy and lame.
06:20That was really good. You've made a lot of progress in a week. You're starting to get a tater.
06:37It's Tito and I am crushing it. Hey yo Brittany check it.
06:44Congratulations you're almost ready for the seven-year-old class.
07:02Oh and then Rosa told Fernandez she was going to marry his twin brother. I can't even.
07:11I can't even. You have to watch with us tonight.
07:15We're gonna drink boba, try frappes and glitter glue our footballs.
07:21I wish I could but I have to cover for my mom's ballet class again.
07:27Um Bella don't freak out but Kyle the smile just walked in. Oh boy.
07:35Uh we'll give you some privacy. Wait no I'm not ready for this.
07:40I don't know what to talk about. What do I say?
07:46Hey Kyle.
07:53Salt. Oh thanks. I like salt.
08:00So listen I'm sorry we never got to dance. Yeah me too. I was thinking maybe.
08:07Hey mom look it's Tito the terrible ballet boy. Tito? What kind of name is Tito?
08:16That is very far from my name. You must be confused little girl. Go away Brittany.
08:24What's she talking about? I have no idea. I'm sorry I I gotta go.
08:31Are you trying to get kids in their crazy imaginations? I blame television. Let's go find your mommy.
08:40This isn't over Tito.
08:44Wow she really seemed like she knew you. I know that's weird. I'm offended. Let's go.
08:50Go away from me Fernando. I don't love you anymore. This is good news because I love Fernando. I am Juan his twin brother.
09:09What are you doing? Um I was just looking for the uh Ice Road Monster Truckers channel.
09:28You're watching that kissy girl drama. Okay I was but it's not just kissy. It's got intrigue,
09:37plot twists, and some very foxy ladies. How could you ever get wrapped up in some kind of
09:43show like that? Hold your horses. Does this take place on a ranch? A ranch, a beach, a castle,
09:51there's a general and his twin brother, there's a goat, a witch,
09:54and some crazy chick named Roso as amnesia. Quiet the horses are back.
10:09What's taking Bella so long? Probably some football thing. Hey have you tackled on me
10:15seen Bella? Rude party one. Your table's ready and no no we've not. Have you guys seen Troy?
10:27No. That's weird. You're really starting to get that rendezvous. Hey guys. Bella there you are.
10:36We've barely seen you this week. Where have you been? Oh I've been uh helping Troy study.
10:45Troy study? For what? History. Right the history of math. It's for smart people so.
11:01Anyway gotta go. Troy is this a violation?
11:08How would I know? Oh because it fell out of your bag. Oh that's uh that's because. It's mine.
11:20What's your ballet slipper doing in Troy's bag? Oh well. Bella and I are dating.
11:37Dating? Yep. Dating. Those are the words that just came out of my mouth. For everyone to hear.
11:56Wow I'm I'm just.
11:58This doesn't make any sense. What happened to Kyle? Kyle? Oh sure he was smart and cute and
12:11perfect in almost every way. But now I'm into this guy.
12:19Oh the heart. So unpredictable. I for one am fully on team Trella.
12:27I can see that. Troy is like a diamond in the rough. Really rough. More rough than diamond.
12:41Like a rock you might find in the yard. Hello. Hi. I'm standing right here and I have plenty
12:49of good qualities. Tell them Snookums. Oh there'll be plenty of time for that later.
12:57Pooh pants. Oh they have nicknames.
13:06Yes we do. Some of which may be temporary. Great idea. Why don't we talk about them now?
13:15Can you guys give us a little private time? Of course we can.
13:19Let's go. This is all so weird. And exciting. Mostly weird.
13:28Pew pew.
13:34We're dating? You couldn't come up with something better than that? What else was I supposed to do?
13:39Let them find out I'm taking ballet? Look you heard the locker room laugh when you brought it up.
13:45Those are my friends. I'll never be able to show my face in school again.
13:50But I like Kyle and I kind of think maybe he might like me back.
13:57You want to risk my reputation on kind of maybe might?
14:04Come on you promised. Wide receiver, QB, sacred bond. All right fine but you are so gonna owe me
14:13for this. Me? This whole ballet thing was your idea. So I mean if there's blame to be placed I
14:21believe we both know where it belongs. Yes we do. How could this happen? I'm the one who's supposed
14:32to have a boyfriend first. I already set my reminder in my calendar for next June. His name
14:37will be Henry. Forget your girly problems. Our wide receivers dating our quarterback.
14:45What if they have a fight in the middle of the game? Or worse they start kissing. That
14:51gotta be at least a 15-yard penalty. You think I'm happy about this? I mean Kyle I understood but
14:59what does she see in Troy? Are you kidding? He's a handsome natural born leader just like Fernando.
15:07Oh come on no one's like Fernando. I mean who's Fernando? I don't know him or Rosa
15:15Comestivada de la Vega. Wait a minute. You've been watching Baja Beach. He started it.
15:27Please don't tell anyone. That depends. Are you on team Fernando or team Juan? Fernando. Duh. Juan is
15:36just so... I can't even.
15:54Look at him. He is so in the zone. Yeah must be listening to some serious thrash metal.
16:07All right we're on a winning streak but the bears are tough so everybody keep your head
16:21in the game and your feet inbound. Let's go get them Bulldogs.
16:29All right Troy. Just trust what you've been doing all week in the studio. You've got this.
16:48Deep fade on two. Ready?
17:49Wow. I just can't get over that game Troy. I've never seen you so light on your feet.
17:57And I think I know your secret. You do? You're dancing on the wings of love.
18:03Love. Yes that's it.
18:10Don't freak out but Kyle just walked in.
18:13Why would she freak out? She's with the yard rock now.
18:19Yeah lucky me. Kyle's heading this way. This should be Baja Beach good.
18:31Or none of her business.
18:32This way. Hey fella. Great game tonight. Thanks. Yeah you and Troy were really in sync.
18:43Guess it makes sense. I hear you're a couple now. Oh right.
18:51Can't believe my timing. I was gonna ask you out. You were? Oh I mean you were.
19:00Yeah but uh guess Troy beat me to it. Anyway I'm just glad you found a guy you really like.
19:09Well like is a strong word. I mean we are in a relationship but let's just say the honeymoon's
19:16over. Stay right here. Now the thing is we need to talk. Really?
19:23So we have to break up. What? No we can't. My game is so much better with ballet and you're my cover.
19:33I was your cover. Kyle just told me he wanted to ask me out. Oh that's so cool. Y'all should
19:40totally do that at the end of the season. That's almost three months. Oh you're right.
19:49Oh you're right. We might make the playoffs and there's championship and we'll have to defend
19:56our title at the end of the season. I'm thinking two years tops. I'm not letting a fake relationship
20:03get in the way of a real one. Trust me a fake relationship with the Troy is way better than a
20:10real one with a kid who wore a Batman cape for the entire summer. He was seven. People change
20:19and it was adorable. As adorable as this? You leave me no choice. Oh what are you doing? Sorry Troy.
20:32It's over. Bella please give me a chance. I can change.
20:40It's not you. It's me. Well then you can change.
20:48We can change together Bella. Please don't give up on us. You're my bae.
20:58Bells he's on his knees. Have a heart. Look I'm begging you. What you and I are doing is helping
21:06the team. Look if you won't do it for me do it for the Bulldogs. Please Bella take me back.
21:13Take him back. Take him back. Take him back. Take him back. Take him back. Okay fine.
21:28You won't regret this. Stay right here. I'll get you your favorite smoothie.
21:35What's your favorite smoothie? Never mind I'll surprise you.
21:41Oh hey Kyle. Hey man that was intense. Yeah well you do what you gotta do for love.
21:50Anyway I'm just glad she's happy.
21:54Yeah real happy.
22:10Hey Dixon great job last game. Whatever you're doing is working. The technique is called love.
22:19Yeah I really didn't need to know this.
22:32Actually it's not love. You see Bella and I aren't really dating. You're not?
22:40Troy what are you doing? I just made that up to cover up the truth.
22:44And the truth is Bella's been teaching me ballet.
22:51Wow thanks Troy. And I don't want to hear anyone laughing. Understand? I don't want to hear how
23:00ballet makes him look like less of a man. I don't want anyone calling him nicknames like
23:06ballerina boy. You hear me? It's not funny. Bella no one's laughing.
23:14Right just making sure.
23:23That was a gutsy thing to do. I'm really proud of you son.
23:29That was a gutsy thing to do. I'm really proud of you son.
23:35And you've given me the courage to confess Sawyer and Mai's darkest secret. No no no no.
23:40We watch Baja Beach and we love it. We're Baja Beach dudes.
23:47Okay appreciate what you're doing Newt. But my secret was actually real.
23:52No man would ever ever watch Baja Beach.
24:00We're just trying to... We're your bros.
24:05We're still gonna watch later this weekend right? Of course.
24:08You think I missed the wedding of the century?
24:13Look I'm sorry I dragged you into this and don't worry about Kyle. I'll make sure he
24:18knows this whole dating thing was just pretend. Thanks Troy that's really sweet. And I mean he'll
24:25understand pretend. The guy was Batman for a whole summer. Don't you start.
24:33What what's that over Gotham? It's the Kyle signal to the Batcave.