Bella and the Bulldogs Season 1 Episode 18 Kicking and Scheming
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00:00 This roast every year.
00:02 And as QB, your job is to insult the team,
00:04 and your jokes need to be on point.
00:06 Trust me, I did it last year.
00:09 And I killed.
00:10 [audience laughter]
00:11 Okay, I got this.
00:13 Alright, now remember, don't hold back.
00:15 Okay.
00:17 [giggles]
00:19 Knock, knock.
00:20 Who's there?
00:22 Bulldogs boo.
00:24 Bulldogs boo who?
00:26 [audience laughter]
00:28 Why are you crying, Bulldogs?
00:30 Can't you handle my rocket-fast passes?
00:32 Shabooya!
00:35 Huh?
00:36 [audience laughter]
00:39 Oh, what's that, Sugar Q?
00:41 If you had legs, you'd leave the room?
00:43 I feel ya.
00:45 Bella, look, it needs to be meaner,
00:47 and more personal.
00:49 Really?
00:50 I don't want anyone to take it the wrong way.
00:52 They won't.
00:53 That's the whole point of a roast.
00:54 It's your chance to say anything and everything
00:56 you've been thinking about the team.
00:58 There have to be some things you've thought,
01:00 but haven't said out loud.
01:02 Well, there may be a few things.
01:04 [giggles]
01:06 I started a journal when I joined the team.
01:10 That's just since you joined the team?
01:13 That's just since last month.
01:16 Oh, I have to see that.
01:17 No, I don't think you want to.
01:20 It's pretty Troy-heavy.
01:22 Alright, but I'm an expert at this.
01:24 Just want to make sure you look good
01:26 by making us look bad.
01:28 I can handle this.
01:30 Oh, yeah, I can handle this.
01:33 Can't pass through.
01:34 No.
01:35 [music]
01:39 You won't find me in the bleachers.
01:42 Now that girl is more than buzz.
01:43 I'm made of spice and sugar.
01:45 So pretty, so pretty tough.
01:47 You're not a little bitter.
01:49 Briarte by the dubs.
01:51 And you get, you get
01:53 a game changer, playmaker.
01:55 Gonna take the ball.
01:56 She'll see you later.
01:57 I'm on a dream like, team like,
01:59 living like one of the boys.
02:01 She got it going, going.
02:03 She got it going on.
02:05 I'm gonna play like Friday night,
02:07 kicking like one of the boys.
02:09 She got it going, going.
02:11 She got it coming on.
02:13 One of the boys.
02:15 [music]
02:17 When I joined the football team,
02:18 I was worried that I wasn't man enough.
02:20 Then I walked in on you guys
02:22 dancing to the girliest pop song ever
02:24 and I realized,
02:26 I may not be woman enough.
02:28 That's what I'm talking about.
02:30 Yeah.
02:32 She got you guys.
02:35 What are you laughing at, coach?
02:38 It was your CD.
02:40 Oh.
02:42 [laughter]
02:45 Newt, good news buddy.
02:47 I talked to Sophie and she's finally
02:49 willing to go out with you.
02:50 Here are a few dates she has open.
02:52 The 12th of never.
02:54 Oh.
02:56 The day you wake up as Harry Styles.
02:58 Oh.
03:00 And when pigs fly.
03:02 Oh.
03:04 Sawyer has a pig and I have a zip line,
03:06 so, brunch?
03:08 [laughter]
03:13 And where's the Troy?
03:15 Is he listening or just staring
03:17 into a shiny spoon to see how good he looks?
03:20 [laughter]
03:22 What?
03:23 Oh, you got me.
03:25 [laughter]
03:26 Seriously, have you been to the
03:28 Sarkade with this guy?
03:30 He tells you where to sit, what to order,
03:32 and what compliments to give him.
03:34 No, it's true, it's true.
03:36 Last week he told me to order a large pepperoni pizza
03:38 and compliment his chewing skills.
03:41 [laughter]
03:43 We got you, bruh.
03:45 Seriously?
03:47 I don't even know you, bruh.
03:49 [laughter]
03:51 All right, guys, very funny.
03:53 Let's leave the jokes to Bella.
03:55 Who's next?
03:56 No, do more Troy jokes.
03:58 [laughter]
04:00 Wait, okay, serious question.
04:02 Does anyone smell something funky?
04:04 [sniffing]
04:06 Oh, wait, it's Sawyer's gym walker.
04:08 I can smell it all the way from here.
04:10 [laughter]
04:12 [coughing]
04:14 [laughter]
04:16 Yeah, that's what we all say
04:18 when we walk past it.
04:20 [shrieking]
04:22 [laughter]
04:24 His locker is such a mess,
04:26 a rat reported him
04:28 to the board of health.
04:30 [laughter]
04:32 And this guy has a girlfriend?
04:34 Oh, poor Pepper.
04:36 I hope that necklace doubles as a flea collar.
04:38 [laughter]
04:40 Okay, boys, that's all the time I've got.
04:43 QB, out.
04:45 [applause]
04:47 [cheering]
04:49 How great was that?
04:51 Yeah, it was, um, mean,
04:55 but in a good way.
04:57 Funny, I guess.
04:59 I'll see you later.
05:00 Pepper!
05:02 [theme music]
05:04 ♪ ♪
05:07 [laughter]
05:10 What the...
05:12 Flirty punching?
05:14 Oh, heck no.
05:16 Hey, Sophie, I love your shirt.
05:18 Who's this guy?
05:20 Oh, this is Tanner.
05:21 He's in my after-school karate class.
05:23 'Sup, brah?
05:25 Are we...brahs?
05:27 [laughter]
05:28 Anyway, I have to go.
05:30 See you at 4 o'clock, Tanner.
05:32 Oh, so, brah,
05:34 I was working at Steaky's during the Rose.
05:37 Hilarious.
05:39 Uh-huh.
05:41 And eye-opening.
05:43 I see you around Sophie so much,
05:45 I figured you guys were going out,
05:47 but then I heard Bella say that you've been turned down
05:49 more times than a bed at the Silverado Inn.
05:53 That joke was well-constructed.
05:57 But what's your point?
05:59 I just wanted to check.
06:00 Sophie's definitely not your girlfriend, right?
06:03 Well, at the moment, no,
06:05 but I'm on my way to pick up a pig
06:07 who's not afraid of heights, so...
06:09 Okay, good to know you're not together,
06:11 because I'm gonna ask her out at karate class.
06:14 Later, brah.
06:16 Oh, that is not happening, brah.
06:18 What was that?
06:19 Uh, I...
06:21 Uh, I said, "You are so happening, brah."
06:25 [laughter]
06:26 Right back at ya.
06:28 [laughter]
06:30 [rock music]
06:34 [cheering]
06:38 Yes!
06:39 Oh, hey, Bella.
06:41 Look, I was up all night thinking about your roast.
06:44 Great, don't tell me you have a problem with it, too.
06:46 No, you were the roaster.
06:48 You were just doing your job.
06:49 But the other guys took it too far.
06:52 I thought you said the roast
06:53 was supposed to be all in good fun.
06:55 Yeah, well, that was before they so rudely accused me
06:57 of being bossy.
06:59 I am not bossy!
07:00 They just need me to tell them what to do.
07:03 All the time.
07:05 Well, you know what?
07:06 Let's see how they do on their own.
07:08 [laughter]
07:11 Oh.
07:12 Hey, Pepper.
07:14 Did I say something wrong?
07:16 Was it that flea-collar line?
07:17 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to roast you, too.
07:20 It wasn't that.
07:21 It was some of the stuff he said about Sawyer.
07:24 I mean, why'd you have to exaggerate so much?
07:27 Exaggerate?
07:28 His locker really is kind of...
07:30 disgusting.
07:32 Are you sure?
07:33 That doesn't sound like Sawyer.
07:35 I'm telling you, if you saw it,
07:37 you would understand.
07:39 Actually, let me show you.
07:41 Come on.
07:42 My pizza!
07:43 Don't worry, I'm sure there's some in his locker.
07:45 [laughter]
07:47 Goal!
07:49 [laughter]
07:51 Now I'm bored.
07:53 Troy, what should we do?
07:55 Well, I was thinking, and maybe you guys were right.
07:58 Maybe I am too bossy.
08:00 So perhaps we should let someone else make a choice.
08:03 Ricky, Luis, how about you?
08:05 [laughs]
08:07 Paint a plate!
08:09 [laughter]
08:11 Paint a plate?
08:12 Please.
08:13 My grandma goes there with all her old lady friends
08:16 and all their old lady smells.
08:19 Now, now, now, guys.
08:21 I'm sure everyone will love it.
08:23 Open it.
08:24 Or hate it.
08:28 [laughter]
08:31 I didn't notice more than just plates.
08:33 I've actually gone to my grandma's birthday parties.
08:36 Come on, it wasn't that good.
08:38 Are you kidding?
08:39 It was the best.
08:40 Yeah.
08:41 My only limit was my imagination.
08:44 [laughter]
08:46 See?
08:47 Even quiet Chris liked it.
08:49 [laughter]
08:51 So what should we do tomorrow, team leaders?
08:54 Uh, you sure you don't want me to pick?
08:56 [laughs]
08:57 Make a mug!
08:59 [laughter]
09:02 [laughter]
09:05 What?
09:06 [laughter]
09:08 And eight!
09:11 [grunts]
09:12 Nine!
09:13 [grunts]
09:14 And ten!
09:15 [grunts]
09:16 All right, let's pair off.
09:18 Sorry I'm late, sensei.
09:24 [laughter]
09:25 It's Mr. Kramer.
09:27 And why are you dressed like a ninja?
09:29 I just signed up for the class today
09:31 and all I had to wear was my old Halloween costume.
09:34 Mr. Kramer.
09:36 [laughter]
09:37 Okay, please stop bowing.
09:40 [laughter]
09:42 You'll pair with Chloe.
09:43 Oh, hi, I'm Newt.
09:46 [grunts]
09:47 [laughter]
09:50 Why didn't you counter me?
09:52 I'm a pacifist.
09:54 [laughter]
09:57 [grunts]
10:00 So listen, Soph,
10:02 I've been meaning to ask you something.
10:04 Hi-yah!
10:06 That's karate for "what's up, dogs?"
10:10 [laughter]
10:12 What are you doing here?
10:14 Oh, you know, I've always been a patron of the martial arts.
10:20 Newt, I'm with Tanner.
10:22 I'm not gonna partner up with you.
10:23 Oh, no, no, no, I don't want to be your partner.
10:26 I'm working out with Chloe over there.
10:28 [grunts]
10:29 [laughter]
10:31 She may be the toughest girl I know.
10:33 She's the toughest?
10:35 Oh, I don't think so.
10:37 [laughter]
10:39 Brah, I was just about to ask her out.
10:41 That's why I came here,
10:43 to warn you about all her brothers.
10:45 They're crazy protective
10:47 and also crazy crazy.
10:50 [laughter]
10:51 Wow, I didn't know that.
10:54 Yeah, and Ricky and Louise are the most protective.
10:57 Last week at the zoo, a monkey blew Sophie a kiss,
11:00 and they tried to punch him.
11:02 Them monkey punchers?
11:04 [laughter]
11:06 Maybe I shouldn't ask Sophie out.
11:08 Agreed.
11:10 [laughter]
11:12 Until I get her brother's blessing.
11:14 What?
11:15 Yeah, I'll just talk to them tomorrow
11:17 before their football practice.
11:18 But...
11:20 Hey, partner, it's time to spar.
11:23 Wait, I learned how to counter.
11:26 Hi-ya!
11:28 [laughter]
11:30 [music]
11:33 Now show me that locker.
11:35 Okay, but don't stare at it too long,
11:37 or you'll turn to stone.
11:39 Oh, please, it can't be that bad.
11:42 [bell ringing]
11:44 [laughter]
11:46 [bell ringing]
11:48 [laughter]
11:50 [bell ringing]
11:52 This locker is even worse than you said in the roast.
11:56 It's like someone took a box of...
11:58 [groans]
11:59 And stood it upright.
12:01 [laughter]
12:02 I know. I'm sorry you had to see that.
12:04 No, I'm sorry I got angry.
12:07 You were right.
12:08 So we're good?
12:10 We're good.
12:11 You definitely showed me a side of Sawyer I've never seen.
12:14 Wow. I mean, wow.
12:17 [laughter]
12:18 [bell ringing]
12:21 I don't understand what the big deal is.
12:23 After Bella showed me her locker yesterday,
12:26 I had a nightmare.
12:27 I was trapped inside of it,
12:29 and I had to fight off a pack of dirty socks with a hoagie.
12:32 What kind of hoagie?
12:34 [laughter]
12:35 Sawyer, I'm being serious.
12:38 I'm a really neat person, and, well, you're not.
12:42 I used to think our differences made us click,
12:45 but now I'm not so sure.
12:48 I hate to say this, but maybe we should take a break.
12:53 A break?
12:54 Yeah. I'm really sorry.
12:57 [footsteps]
13:00 Bella, you showed Pepper my locker?
13:03 Why would you do that?
13:05 Oh, well, she was upset about the roast,
13:07 and I just wanted to show her I wasn't exaggerating.
13:10 I kind of went easy on you.
13:12 [laughter]
13:13 Well, thanks a lot.
13:14 Now she wants to take a break from me and my girlfriend.
13:17 Wait. Really?
13:19 Yeah, and it's all your fault.
13:22 [footsteps]
13:25 There she is.
13:27 Great job with that roast, Dawson.
13:30 Got any more of those Troy jokes?
13:33 [laughter]
13:35 I'll come back.
13:37 [laughter]
13:39 [music]
13:43 Pepper, why did you want to take a break from going out with Sawyer?
13:46 His locker's so messy.
13:48 He's like one of those old ladies
13:50 who has a house full of old newspapers,
13:52 old plastic bags, and old cats.
13:55 [laughter]
13:56 So what if he doesn't keep his locker clean?
13:58 He's still a great guy,
14:00 and his locker cat ran away a long time ago.
14:04 [laughter]
14:05 Bella, these things get worse, not better.
14:08 If he's like this now,
14:10 what's he gonna be like when we're older?
14:12 What if we share an apartment?
14:14 It'll be filled with wet towels and road signs,
14:17 and I'll never be able to have all-white carpeting
14:19 because he'll track mud everywhere.
14:21 Pepper, breathe.
14:22 And I won't be able to breathe
14:23 because it will smell so bad.
14:25 [laughter]
14:28 But don't you still like him?
14:30 Oh, yeah, he's the best.
14:32 [laughter]
14:34 But I can't date a snob.
14:37 Okay.
14:38 Well, then what if we fix the locker?
14:41 He'll see how nice it is to be clean and organized,
14:44 and he might start acting that way himself.
14:46 Problem solved.
14:47 You like organizing things, right?
14:50 I love organizing things.
14:53 Then let's go get him back.
14:55 Oh, this is going to be fun.
14:57 [laughter]
14:59 [upbeat music]
15:02 ♪ ♪
15:07 Hey, Coach, you got a minute?
15:09 Oh, please do not tell me that's from "Make a Mug."
15:13 The guys told me about it.
15:16 And I went with a very special lady.
15:20 Does that mug say "Number One Son"?
15:24 What do you want, Dixon?
15:26 Well, you know how as team leader,
15:28 I sometimes pump up the guys
15:30 with an inspirational speech before the game?
15:32 Now, this might sound like a crazy idea,
15:34 but I was thinking maybe we should let someone else lead.
15:38 Like, um...
15:40 Oh, my man, Chris.
15:42 You mean Quiet Chris?
15:44 Yeah. Hey, Chris, come here.
15:47 [laughter]
15:49 You can hype up the team, right?
15:51 There it is.
15:53 Yeah, I don't know, Troy.
15:56 Like I said, crazy idea.
15:59 'Cause obviously I'm the best leader,
16:01 and the guys were so wrong about me being bossy.
16:04 But, you know, we have been trying to get QC out of his shell.
16:07 Hmm. You know what?
16:09 Let's give him a chance.
16:11 Uh, wait, what?
16:13 Are you sure? 'Cause, I mean, I'd be cool with,
16:15 you know, "Absolutely not, Dixon,"
16:17 or "No one else could do that but you, Dixon,"
16:20 or even a "Get out of my office, Dixon."
16:24 No, no, no. We're gonna go with Quiet Chris.
16:27 Now, get out of my office, Dixon.
16:30 [laughter]
16:33 Shut up, Chris.
16:35 [laughter]
16:37 [music playing]
16:39 Tanner's coming.
16:41 Now, remember, you're tough and crazy
16:43 and don't want anyone dating your sister.
16:45 Also, I'm giving you this paint-a-plate gift card.
16:48 [laughter]
16:50 You just bought yourself two local brothers.
16:53 [laughter]
16:55 That's great. Ricky, why aren't you doing anything?
16:58 My crazy's on the inside.
17:00 [laughter]
17:03 Uh, so, Ricky and Louise found out
17:05 that you were gonna ask Sophie out,
17:07 and they kinda lost it.
17:09 I've been trying to calm them down
17:10 so they don't go off on you.
17:11 They're already mad?
17:13 They're furious. Look at 'em.
17:15 [laughter]
17:17 I'll try to hold them off.
17:19 All right, guys, come at me and make it look good.
17:22 Go! Save yourself!
17:24 [laughter]
17:28 Leave our sister alone, or you'll be next.
17:31 [laughter]
17:33 Don't worry. I won't go anywhere near her.
17:37 [laughter]
17:40 Seriously, guys?
17:42 I thought you were gonna toss me around a little,
17:44 not give me a wedgie.
17:46 Just felt right in the moment.
17:48 [laughter]
17:50 [dog barks]
17:52 [laughter]
17:53 [music playing]
17:57 Sawyer, you're going to love this.
18:00 Pepper, what are you doing here?
18:03 I'm really sorry.
18:05 So, to make it up to you,
18:06 Bella helped me with the surprise.
18:09 [music playing]
18:11 [laughter]
18:21 Aw, he loves it so much, he's speechless.
18:24 [laughter]
18:26 What did you do?
18:28 [laughter]
18:30 Now you can find all your stuff when you need it.
18:32 Huh.
18:34 Where's my lucky rabbit's foot?
18:36 My lucky sock?
18:38 My lucky sandwich?
18:40 Don't worry.
18:41 The rabbit's foot is in the trinket trunk,
18:43 the lucky sock has been laundered and paired with its mate,
18:46 and the lucky sandwich was...
18:48 Was that the thing with the fuzz?
18:50 [laughter]
18:52 It's all part of the new organizational system
18:54 your girlfriend set up for you.
18:56 I had a system.
18:58 But, Sawyer, I spent five hours doing this.
19:00 I thought you would like it.
19:02 And I thought you liked me for who I am.
19:04 But apparently, I'm just too messy.
19:06 Maybe you are.
19:08 You know what?
19:09 Instead of being on a break,
19:10 I think we should just break up.
19:12 I think so, too.
19:14 Hmm.
19:15 [sigh]
19:17 [laughter]
19:18 Well, that was unexpected.
19:20 [laughter]
19:24 What is going on?
19:26 Your roast.
19:27 It ruined everybody's lives, Bella.
19:30 But you told me not to hold back.
19:32 Well, you shouldn't have listened to me.
19:34 I'm not a leader.
19:35 Shoot, I'm just some dude
19:37 following other dudes to pottery stores.
19:39 [laughter]
19:42 Now, if you'll excuse me,
19:44 they're expecting me at Glazer Glass.
19:46 [sigh]
19:48 [laughter]
19:51 Good.
19:52 Everybody shake it out.
19:53 Let's partner up.
19:55 Where's Tanner?
19:56 I don't know.
19:57 Must not be tough enough to handle karate anymore.
20:00 [exhaling]
20:02 [laughter]
20:03 Too bad.
20:04 I like that guy.
20:05 Oh, really?
20:06 I had no idea.
20:08 Yeah.
20:09 He was the best barring partner in the whole place.
20:11 That's why you liked him?
20:13 I thought you liked him, liked him.
20:16 [laughs]
20:17 Are you kidding me?
20:18 I could never go out with a guy like that.
20:20 He kept calling me "bruh."
20:22 Who does that?
20:24 Oh, so I didn't have to--
20:26 Nothing.
20:28 Newt, what did you do?
20:31 I thought you and Tanner liked each other
20:33 so I convinced Ricky and Louise to scare him away forever.
20:36 Isn't that funny?
20:37 Okay, gotta go.
20:38 Newt, you didn't have to do that.
20:42 I know.
20:43 I'm sorry.
20:44 [sighs]
20:45 It's okay.
20:46 I forgive you.
20:48 You do?
20:49 Yeah.
20:50 In fact, this opens things up
20:52 for us to spend more time together.
20:54 Really?
20:55 [laughs]
20:57 You get rid of my sparring partner,
20:59 you become my sparring partner.
21:03 Still worth it.
21:07 Okay.
21:09 [music playing]
21:13 What are you guys doing here?
21:15 I don't know.
21:16 We got a text from Bella.
21:17 She said if we meet her here,
21:18 she buys a free steak dinner.
21:20 Thank you all for coming.
21:22 I did the roast last week
21:24 and what was supposed to be all in good fun
21:26 set off a chain reaction that messed everybody up.
21:30 Where's our free steak dinner?
21:32 Okay, first of all, I never said steak dinner.
21:36 I said dinner at Steaky's.
21:38 You can order an appetizer from the left side of the menu.
21:42 [groans]
21:45 I'm on a budget here, people.
21:47 Guys, listen.
21:50 I know I'm not supposed to feel bad about roasting you,
21:53 but I do because all it did was lead to trouble.
21:57 So we're going to do the opposite.
21:59 This is the anti-roast.
22:01 I'm going to spend the next hour or so complimenting you all
22:04 and you're going to love it.
22:07 I'll start.
22:08 Bella's so cheap,
22:10 she won't let us order from the right side of the menu.
22:15 [laughter]
22:17 Coach, this is an anti-roast.
22:20 You're supposed to be nice.
22:22 I know.
22:24 [laughter]
22:26 Okay, I'll start with Troy.
22:28 He's a natural leader.
22:30 What? No, I'm not.
22:32 If I've learned anything this week,
22:34 it's that you guys are better off without me.
22:37 Troy, that's crazy talk.
22:39 You like it better when Ricky and Louise
22:41 choose what we do after school.
22:43 And Coach thinks Quiet Chris,
22:45 who hasn't said a word all season,
22:47 should make the team speeches.
22:49 But we only made that choice because you told us to pick.
22:52 Yeah, you're our leader.
22:54 And I thought you were going to let Quiet Chris
22:56 address the team to help him get out of his shell.
23:00 And it worked.
23:02 You guys, I have so much to tell you.
23:05 I hit the craziest thing ever.
23:07 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Quiet Chris.
23:09 See, Troy?
23:11 Your suggestion worked.
23:12 You're being a good leader.
23:14 Oh.
23:16 Yeah, that's what I was doing.
23:18 Taught you guys a lesson.
23:20 'Cause that's what a great leader does.
23:22 Bella, proceed with your compliments.
23:25 Okay, that's enough about you, Troy.
23:27 Oh, come on, don't shrug me on the sugar.
23:29 Next up, Sawyer.
23:31 At the last roast, I focused on Sawyer being messy.
23:35 I talked about how he could never throw anything out
23:37 and just shoved it all in his locker.
23:39 But I found out that it wasn't just junk.
23:43 Those movie tickets and restaurant receipts
23:45 were actually mementos of every time you guys hung out.
23:49 Is that true?
23:51 Yeah.
23:52 That Lucky Sandwich was left over from our first date.
23:55 I never wanted to throw it out.
23:57 I also wanted to finish eating it.
23:59 Why didn't you say that?
24:01 Because I thought you didn't like me for who I am.
24:04 I mean, I know I'm sloppy, but I can work on that.
24:08 And I don't have to have white carpeting
24:10 in our first apartment.
24:11 Wait, first apartment?
24:13 Oh, never mind.
24:15 I think we should get back together.
24:17 I was hoping you'd say that.
24:19 Come on, let's go order you a new Lucky Sandwich.
24:22 I'm glad to see the anti-roast worked.
24:27 To be honest with you, I was completely out of ideas.
24:30 Oh, um...
24:32 Before we finish,
24:34 I just want to say that you guys
24:36 are the best teammates a girl could have.
24:39 Okay, who ordered the steaks?
24:42 Sausage and biscuits.
24:48 ( music playing )
24:50 Just hit the board, kid.
25:11 Mom's getting tired.
25:16 Hi-ya!
25:18 That was impressive!
25:23 I know, right?
25:24 The key is you don't focus on the pain.
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