Bella and the Bulldogs Season 1 Episode 20 No Girls Allowed
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00:00Adorable. Friday's game is not going to be easy. The Bulldogs are playing the Red Devils, led by legendary coach Max Scully, a man whose drive to win is borderline crazy.
00:13You're playing like a bunch of girls!
00:16Yikes! And that was a game they won! Good thing our Bulldogs know how to keep it together. Even with their new playoff status, they're level-headed and humble as ever.
00:46Guys! Just because we're in the playoffs doesn't mean you get to walk around like you own the place.
00:56Hey now, that was just sweet.
00:58Help me!
01:00You won't find me in the bleachers. I'm made of black sugar. You're not a little bitter. And you get, you get, a game-changer.
01:29Take the ball, she'll see you later.
01:31Dream like, team like, live it like, one of the boys!
01:35She got it going, going, she got it going on!
01:38I'm gonna play like, Friday nights, geek it like, one of the boys!
01:43She got it going, going, she got it going on!
01:57Wow, look at this place!
01:59All right! Hey, the cheerleaders decorated our lockers for the playoffs!
02:04They really outdid themselves. I just hope they didn't forget about mine.
02:13My girl!
02:15And I cannot believe all the perks you get when you're in the playoffs. I mean, everybody wants a piece of Detroit now.
02:22New contacts, Olivia, Maddie, two Ashleys, three Brooks, and one Carl.
02:31Seem like a nice guy.
02:40Whoa! New dog in the house!
02:44My stepmom Brenda wanted to give me a new look for the big game.
02:47And nice touch, B for Bulldog.
02:49Actually, it's B for Brenda. She insisted I wear it to seem more like a player.
02:56So I insisted she wear longer skirts to seem more like a mother.
03:03Bella, can I speak to you for a moment?
03:05Sure, coach.
03:08Girl, what's up?
03:09Oh, did someone steal your pizza pocket from the teacher's lounge again?
03:14I only wish this was about a pizza pocket.
03:17I just received this letter from the county athletic board.
03:21Apparently Max Scully dusted off some old rule books and brought this to their attention.
03:29We hereby inform you that Silverado West is in violation of county rule 146-B.
03:36All middle school football teams shall be comprised of no less than 12 boys, no more than 18 boys.
03:42And because you're not a boy.
03:45They're saying I can't play?
03:47I'm afraid so.
03:50I called the athletic board. It's a technicality.
03:54But because no one's ever updated the rule, they have to enforce it.
03:59But no one even knew this stupid rule existed.
04:02Yeah, no one except Max Scully.
04:05He's one of those old-timers who believe in boys on the football field and girls in the kitchen.
04:11Well, you won't find this girl in the kitchen.
04:14And it's not because I made that bad batch of cookies.
04:19Max Scully better get ready for a fight because he is going down.
04:23That's what I'm talking about.
04:25Yeah, but let's not tell the boys yet.
04:28You're right. They're in such a good mood and it will only upset them.
04:32What? Seriously?
04:38You guys were listening?
04:39No, we were eavesdropping.
04:43Yeah, that's city talk for we were spying on you.
04:46Look, this situation stinks, all right? And we want to help.
04:50Well, it says here that we have to get 5,000 adult signatures for them to hold a hearing about changing the rule.
04:575,000? It's like the entire population of Silverado.
05:02But if we work together, we can do it.
05:04Great. I'll contact the board. Let them know we're going to fight this.
05:08Bella, you write up a petition. Troy, Sawyer, you and the guys get the word out.
05:14Newt, get rid of that hairdo.
05:18Oh, thank goodness. It's pulled so tight I've lost feeling in my eyebrows.
05:22Wow, this spray glue is heavy stuff. Where'd you get it?
05:39My father uses it on his model trains. It's so strong, they made it illegal in Canada.
05:45After some lady got it on her hand, then pet her cat.
05:50What happened?
05:51They got stuck together. Forever.
05:56Excuse me, do you know where I can find the Bulldog cheerleaders?
06:00That's us.
06:01Great, here you go.
06:02Thanks.
06:03Ooh, a mistake-scape. I wonder who it's from.
06:06Welcome to the playoffs, signed the Red Devils Cheer Squad.
06:12That's weird. At cheer camp, they were so snooty, they didn't even talk to us.
06:17I guess being in the playoffs gives us some cheer credit.
06:20Yeah, we're finally getting the respect we deserve.
06:24Good luck, cheer losers?
06:28How dare they call us losers?
06:30And in icing, no less.
06:32You know what this means.
06:34We can't eat the cake?
06:36No, we're at war. They pulled a prank on us.
06:40So we can't eat the cake.
06:41It's not about the cake. It's about getting them back.
06:45Cool, cool, cool, cool. But I'm still eating the cake.
06:52Devil's eggs for the Red Devils.
06:55Are you sure that's mean enough?
06:57I'm sure. I made it with the eggs I found in the cafeteria dumpster.
07:01When the school throws something out, you know it's old.
07:05Say what?
07:10Perfect.
07:16Hi there, ma'am. Would you mind signing that?
07:20This is harder than I thought.
07:22Well, maybe these will help.
07:24We got 27 signatures from my dad's dental office.
07:27It was easy. Most of them were an anesthesia.
07:32Thanks, guys. I appreciate it, but that's $189 in total.
07:37I don't know how we're going to get $5,000 by tomorrow.
07:40You'll get there, mama.
07:42Now we're off to hit the mall.
07:43Guys!
07:44Did you get more signatures?
07:46Yeah. Plus, I need new jeans. I just ate a whole cake.
07:52Oh, yes. The Troy has done it again. 67 names. Bam!
07:59Yeah.
08:00This is Brett Johnson as the B-Square Pants.
08:03Dr. Icy Buttcrack.
08:06Troy, these are not real.
08:08So, we added a few of our own. No one's going to notice.
08:12Oh, Newt! Have you added any names?
08:15Yeah, a few. Let's see. 37, 38, 39. In total, I have 5,239.
08:23Newt!
08:24What? How?
08:26I attached an online petition to that video of me knocking over the water cooler.
08:33That's brilliant! Now we have enough names to get the hearing tomorrow. Thanks, Newt!
08:39Hey, you're the walk-into-stuff kid.
08:41Ooh! Will you walk into something for me?
08:43I can't just do it on command. It has to come to me naturally.
09:02Ooh, nice! Where'd you get this?
09:05Nice! Where'd you get this?
09:07It was a gift from the Red Devil Cheer Squad. It is a little, though.
09:13Oh, man! What's in this? What's wrong with this?
09:17Oh, no, they didn't. The Red Devil's prediction powder in that lotion.
09:22So, that's how it's going to be, huh?
09:24What are we going to do now?
09:26I don't know. But we've got to hit him fast, and we've got to hit him hard.
09:31You mean with the prank, right?
09:33Because with you, I can never tell.
09:42Look at that guy with his smug grin.
09:44He won't have much to smile about when I'm through with him.
09:47When we're through with him.
09:49We've got your back, fella.
09:50That's right. We stayed up late last night doing all kinds of research.
09:54Really? You studied the county law books?
09:56Nope. We watched Legally Blonde.
09:58One and two.
10:00The first one was way better.
10:05How do you feel? You all come here to lose to me again?
10:08Well, I expected something underhanded from you, Mac.
10:11But I didn't think you would stoop this low.
10:13Underhanded? I'm not the one that's breaking the rules.
10:17Football is a man's game. Always has been.
10:21Maybe in 1955, but newsflash, this is a different century.
10:27Aren't you a little firecracker?
10:31I hereby call this meeting to order.
10:33First, we'll take statements from Mr. Scully.
10:36Then from Miss Dawson.
10:38Mac?
10:40Thank you, Roy.
10:42Patty?
10:43New hair color?
10:45Nice.
10:47Don't you worry, Jimbo. I'm starting your boy in the game this weekend.
10:51Objection!
10:52Young man, this is not a court of law.
10:54We're just taking statements.
10:57Right.
10:59Okay. Proceed.
11:03First of all, I think it's important you all know
11:06that it is with genuine concern for this little lady
11:10that I brought that rule to your attention.
11:13Your Honor, may we approach the bench?
11:15I'm not a judge, and this is not a courthouse.
11:18Now, will you please stop interrupting Mr. Scully?
11:21No more objections.
11:23Overruled!
11:29Who said that?
11:35Now, you all know I'm not a bad guy.
11:38But I bet you're gonna think I am when Miss Dawson gets up here
11:42and tells you how I'm crushing her sweet little dream.
11:47And she's gonna bat her eyelashes and tug at your heartstrings
11:51the way that you females are so good at.
11:54And you all are gonna be so charmed
11:57that you're gonna forget the real issue.
12:01Football is too dangerous for a girl.
12:09Thank you.
12:12Miss Dawson, it's your turn.
12:14Oh, you're probably gonna need these for the eye-dabbing and such.
12:22Ahem.
12:24Good afternoon. I'm Bella Dawson.
12:27I want to share with you the stats for the top-ranked quarterback in the division.
12:34Eight games, six wins, 19 touchdowns, two interceptions,
12:391,100 yards passing, and a 61% completion rate.
12:44That's pretty impressive, but what does that have to do with you?
12:47That quarterback was me.
12:49Oh, yeah.
12:51She did it.
12:53And even the high shot.
12:57Here's the most important stat.
12:59I was sacked ten times.
13:02I got back up ten times.
13:06Too dangerous? Not for me.
13:10Playing football is my dream.
13:13And I think it's shameful that someone would pull up in an outdated world
13:17just to stop a girl, any girl, from achieving her dream.
13:24Thank you.
13:25Thank you, Miss Dawson. We'll take this under consideration.
13:31She killed it, Bella.
13:33You see this? Goosebumps.
13:37Let's just hope it works.
13:39Now's the tough part, waiting for the decision.
13:42We've made a decision.
13:43Oh.
13:44Okay.
13:46Miss Dawson, you've presented a clear-cut case.
13:51The panel has unanimously agreed to revoke Rule 146B,
13:56girls can play middle school football.
14:03Probably going to need one of these, Scully.
14:06You know, for the eye-dabbing and such.
14:09Looks like you'll be seeing this girl on the football field Friday night.
14:14Actually, Miss Dawson, the rule won't go into effect for 30 days.
14:18What?
14:2130 days? But the playoffs will be over by then.
14:26I sympathize. I really do.
14:29But it takes 30 days to overturn one of our rules, and that's a rule I can't change.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:47I can't believe it. We're in the playoffs and I'm not allowed to play.
14:51Looks like Max Scully got what he wanted after all.
14:54Oh, I'd love to come face-to-fist with that jerk.
14:58Bella, here's my shoulder. Cry on it.
15:02Bella, here's my shoulder. Cry on it.
15:06Go ahead, cry on it.
15:09Go ahead.
15:11Save Pepper.
15:14But I'm more in the mad stage, not the sad stage.
15:17But isn't there anything that can be done?
15:20I'm hoping so. Troy texted me that he has a plan that will allow me to play.
15:24Who knows, it might just be a good one.
15:27So, we cut your hair, give you a stash, and boom, you're a boy.
15:36Seriously, guys, I appreciate that... this.
15:43But I don't think it's gonna work.
15:45Don't worry, Bella. Newt's dad is calling the governor.
15:48Really? Kids?
15:50Great. Okay. Thanks, Dad.
15:53What'd he say?
15:54Did it work?
15:55Sorry, guys, the governor can't help.
15:58Although he did get us free tickets for the state fair with front row seats to the pick races.
16:03I'll be backstage anyways.
16:07You guys, it's okay.
16:09The playoffs aren't about me. They're about the team.
16:13But you're a part of that team.
16:15And I still am.
16:17I just won't be on the field. I'll be on the sidelines cheering you on.
16:22Bella, this isn't fair.
16:24You have to do what's best for the team.
16:27I guess you're right.
16:30Yeah.
16:33You guys got this. Have a great game.
16:41There may be one other thing we can do.
16:44What if she had a beard?
16:48Oh, and Deuce!
16:50She is not a handsome man.
16:55This is going to be the best break ever.
17:00What were you spraying on there?
17:02Nothing.
17:04It says GLUE.
17:06No!
17:08This isn't glue.
17:10This is G-L-U-E.
17:14You know, which stands for Good Luck on Tube.
17:19Yeah, it's glue. But we only did it because you sent us that itching lotion.
17:23Because you sent us rotten eggs.
17:25You started it, remember?
17:27You sent us a cake that said, Good Luck, Cheer, Losers.
17:30What?
17:32No, it didn't. It said, Good Luck, Cheer, Leaders.
17:35I called in the order myself.
17:37Picture, or it didn't happen?
17:39Picture, it happened.
17:41It didn't happen.
17:43It didn't happen.
17:45It didn't happen.
17:47Picture, it happened.
17:49Say what now?
17:53Looks like it says, Cheer, Lickers?
17:57Whatever it says, it's insulting.
17:59How did this even happen?
18:01Who'd you order the cake from?
18:03Ms. Taste Cakes?
18:05Oh, no wonder. They always make mistakes.
18:07They gave my nephew a happy birthday cake.
18:13Oh, looks like we started it.
18:15We're sorry.
18:17Can we buy you guys some prank-free hot chocolate?
18:21Sounds good.
18:23Losers! Losers!
18:43Hey, uh, good luck, man.
18:45Yeah, same to you, Phil.
18:47Now let's play some football the way it's supposed to be played.
18:51Sorry you lost your girl, but rules are rules.
18:57All right, guys, get out there!
18:59Go, go, go!
19:05All right, guys.
19:07This is the moment we've been working for all year.
19:09I know Bella wants us to be out here.
19:15And it just doesn't feel right.
19:21Time out!
19:27If Bella can't play, I don't want to play.
19:43Me neither.
19:52Me neither.
19:57Me neither.
20:01What's going on here?
20:03We're standing together as a team to forfeit in the game.
20:13All right, then.
20:15Bulldogs forfeit!
20:18Bulldogs forfeit!
20:20Automatic win for the Red Devils!
20:31Guys, are you crazy?
20:33What were you thinking?
20:35I told you not to worry about me.
20:37We worked so hard for this, and...
20:40And...
20:42And you guys are so awesome.
20:49I hope you're not mad, Coach.
20:51Mad?
20:53I couldn't be more proud than I am right now.
20:56Thanks, Coach.
21:01You know what, Mac?
21:03I don't care that you won.
21:06My kids are the real winners.
21:09There's only one winner here, and it's Mac Scully and his Red Devils.
21:19Boo!
21:36You know, I gotta say...
21:38This was the craziest year of football I've ever played.
21:42But it was also the best.
21:45I just wish we had the chance to play the Red Devils.
21:48We'll never know who was the better team.
21:51See you guys at the Starrcade.
21:57Red Devils!
21:58Relax.
22:00We came here to apologize about our coach.
22:02Truth is, he only went after you because he was afraid to lose him to a girl.
22:07What?
22:08Seriously?
22:09Mac Scully was afraid of me?
22:12Oh, yeah. Big time.
22:14This whole time, Big Bad Mac Scully was afraid that I'd beat him?
22:20That's the biggest victory I've had all season.
22:24Make sure to thank him for me.
22:26You got it.
22:27It would have been fun to play against the best QB in the league.
22:30It's too bad it didn't happen.
22:33Wait.
22:35Maybe it can happen.
22:39All right.
22:41The unofficial playoffs are on.
22:43Y'all ready?
22:44Oh, yeah.
22:45All right.
22:46Heads, you choose.
22:47Tails, we...
22:48Hey!
22:50Coach.
22:51And we're busted.
22:53Coach, we were...
22:55Hey.
22:56You kids can't do this without the lights on.
23:02Now that's more like it.
23:06Yo, Devils, you think you can handle the Bulldogs?
23:11Oh, bring it, Dawson.
23:13I always do.
23:15Here we go.
23:18Yo, Devils, you think you can handle the Bulldogs?
23:23Oh, bring it, Dawson.
23:25I always do.
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