WordGirl WordGirl S01 E001 Tobey or Consequences – High-Fat Robbery
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00:00 *Musique*
00:02 *Musique*
00:04 ♪ Word up, it's wet girl ♪
00:08 ♪ Flying at the speed of sound ♪
00:09 ♪ Vocabulary that astounds ♪
00:10 ♪ From the fine lexicon ♪
00:11 ♪ Watch her villains ♪
00:12 ♪ Here she comes ♪
00:16 ♪ Face with a catastrophe ♪
00:17 ♪ You need the living dictionary ♪
00:18 ♪ Her severe intellect ♪
00:19 ♪ Keeps a crime world in check ♪
00:23 ♪ Oh, girl ♪
00:24 ♪ Huggy faces by her side ♪
00:27 ♪ Vocabulary a mile wide ♪
00:29 ♪ She'll make sure that crime won't pay ♪
00:31 ♪ Then throw some money ♪
00:32 ♪ When she's on her way ♪
00:33 ♪ Throw some money ♪
00:34 ♪ Word your way ♪
00:37 ♪ Word up, it's wet girl ♪
00:40 ♪ Word up ♪
00:42 ♪ From the planet lexicon ♪
00:44 ♪ Watch her villains ♪
00:47 ♪ Here she comes ♪
00:52 ♪ Wet girl ♪
00:56 - Claire McAllister is about to go on a business trip
00:58 and leave a babysitter in charge of her son,
01:00 the mischievous boy genius, Toby.
01:04 - Okay, just a few more things before I go.
01:07 - Okay.
01:08 - Here's the homing device for Toby's tracking bracelet,
01:10 the button to short out his electrical defense shield,
01:13 the nullifier to neutralize his giant attacking robots.
01:16 What else?
01:17 What else?
01:18 - Wait, giant attacking robots?
01:20 - Okay, gotta go.
01:21 Bye.
01:29 (coup de sifflet)
01:32 - Gotcha!
01:36 Oh.
01:38 (laughing)
01:42 (romantique music)
01:43 - Meanwhile, in the Bottsford front yard,
01:45 hmm, Enormo grow for truly enormous plants.
01:50 (crunching)
01:52 (roaring)
01:54 (growling)
01:58 - Whoa, hey there big fella.
02:00 Hmm, seems to be heading downtown.
02:04 - I better follow it.
02:06 - Why?
02:06 - Oh, uh, school project?
02:11 - Hmm, okay, have fun.
02:12 - Thanks, dad.
02:13 - Aw, big lug knocked over my watering can.
02:17 Oh, thank you.
02:26 Okay, now who wants to compete in the long jump?
02:29 Excellent step up boys.
02:31 Ready number three?
02:32 Ooh, good distance,
02:35 but I have to take points off for the landing.
02:37 Okay, ready number eight?
02:38 - Toby, Toby, Toby.
02:42 - Word girl.
02:44 Hey, sup?
02:44 - Hmm, what are you doing?
02:47 - You know, just hanging.
02:49 - Any chance you can hang
02:50 without crashing your enormous robots into buildings?
02:53 - No.
02:54 - Of course not.
02:55 - Well, have fun rebuilding them.
02:56 - Word girl, word girl, word girl.
02:59 Did you really think I'd make a special trip
03:01 to the city with just three robots?
03:03 - Oh boy, how many do you think you can take?
03:06 Huggy.
03:10 (laughing)
03:14 - So word girl, what would you like to see next?
03:16 A relay race or robot hopscotch?
03:19 - Neither Toby, because I happen to know your weakness.
03:21 And her name is Mommy.
03:23 Prepare to go to your room.
03:27 - You have me on speed dial?
03:28 - Yeah.
03:29 - That's cool.
03:30 Hey, if you ever want to go out for ice cream or--
03:33 - It's strictly for business purposes.
03:34 - Right, right.
03:36 (phone ringing)
03:37 - Hello?
03:38 - Hi, Mrs. McAllister?
03:40 She's away on business.
03:41 Can I take a message?
03:42 Actually, Toby's wrecking the city with a bunch of robots,
03:44 so--
03:45 - Oh, sure he is.
03:46 How can he be wrecking the city
03:47 when he's sitting right here?
03:48 - I don't know the answer to that, but wait, what?
03:50 - He's only like the best kid I ever babysat.
03:53 - No, he's destroying the city.
03:54 - Talk to you later.
03:55 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:56 - Goodbye.
03:57 - Oh, do you believe the weirdos in this world?
04:00 Now, where were we?
04:01 Oh, right.
04:02 Kayla called Zach,
04:03 even though I told her I totally like him.
04:04 And like, Kayla's supposed to be my best friend,
04:05 and she totally went behind my back.
04:06 I told her we are so not friends anymore.
04:07 Do you think I did the right thing?
04:09 Oh, thank you.
04:10 You are such a good listener.
04:12 - So, did you have a nice little conversation
04:15 with the babysitter?
04:15 (laughing)
04:17 - Huggy, activate emergency plan number 67.
04:19 I'll stall for time.
04:21 No, that's 54.
04:22 No, that's 113.
04:23 (squeaking)
04:24 Just go talk to the babysitter.
04:26 - So, word girl, what now?
04:27 - Hmm, actually, I'm not sure.
04:29 I've never faced an enormous army of robots before.
04:31 - Oh, enormous.
04:33 What a painfully ordinary word.
04:34 I mean, you are word girl, aren't you?
04:36 Couldn't you come up with a better word for big?
04:39 Like massive or gigantic or ooh, gargantuan.
04:43 - Listen, I'm not gonna stand here
04:44 and bicker with you about words.
04:46 - Bicker, hmm?
04:47 What about tussle?
04:48 - Tussle's good.
04:49 I like brawl.
04:50 (thudding)
04:52 (explosion)
04:55 (thudding)
04:57 - Stop, stop, stop!
05:00 - Stop is such an easy word.
05:02 What about cease?
05:04 - Okay, cease.
05:05 All the rest of my robots will tear this city apart.
05:08 - Hmm, fine.
05:10 I halted.
05:11 - Oh, you think you're so smart, don't you?
05:12 With your superpowers and your vocabulary
05:14 and your luminous smile.
05:15 - What?
05:16 - But you can be beaten just like everyone else.
05:18 I'm going to prove that I'm smarter than you
05:20 and then you'll be mine, all mine!
05:22 - What do you mean by I'll be all yours?
05:24 - Oh, nothing, never mind.
05:26 Have you ever seen the game show Cash or Pie?
05:29 - Yeah.
05:30 - Well, now it's time to play Crash or Pie.
05:33 (laughing)
05:35 Yes, thank you, I know.
05:39 If I win, you have to sit and watch
05:41 as my robots destroy the city.
05:42 Also, I promised a friend that I'd get a photo of you
05:45 signed Toby, all my love, word girl.
05:48 His name is Toby too.
05:50 Anyway, if I lose, which isn't likely,
05:51 I'll shut down my robots, but I still need the photo deal.
05:55 - Do I have a choice?
05:56 - Not really.
05:57 - Hurry up, Huggy.
05:58 (beeping)
06:00 (squeaking)
06:02 Oh, wow!
06:03 An artwork in tights!
06:05 (squeaking)
06:07 Are you trying to tell me something?
06:11 Oh, maybe Toby's good at charades.
06:16 He is such a good listener.
06:17 You know, I've been talking to him for a couple of hours.
06:19 I know it's hard to believe because I am so shy,
06:20 but he's so easy to talk to.
06:21 He's just like one of those people,
06:23 you're just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
06:24 and five hours later, you realize
06:25 you've been talking that long, you know.
06:26 (squeaking)
06:27 - Welcome, folks, to the first ever showing of--
06:30 - Crash or Pie.
06:31 - Crash or Pie!
06:32 Now, introducing our contestants.
06:35 From the suburbs, he's a 10-year-old genius
06:37 who enjoys wreaking havoc with his robots
06:39 and also has a secret crush on word girl.
06:42 - Hey!
06:43 - Let's welcome Theodore "Toby" McAllister.
06:45 - Yes, thank you.
06:46 Save it for the end.
06:47 - And from the planet Lexicon,
06:49 she's a pint-sized powerhouse who enjoys reading,
06:52 decorating her dollhouse, and pulverizing those
06:54 who stand in the way of justice.
06:55 Let's welcome Word Girl.
06:57 - Hey, uh, hello.
06:58 Uh, no secret crushes?
07:00 - As a matter of fact, she does,
07:01 but I'm not allowed to say.
07:03 - But you revealed mine.
07:05 - Yeah, but it's her show.
07:06 - Just start the game.
07:07 - Fine, here are the rules.
07:08 I'll say a word.
07:09 The first person to hit the buzzer
07:11 and give another word that means the same thing
07:12 as that word gets a point, understand?
07:14 - Comprehend.
07:15 - Correct.
07:16 - Hey, the game hasn't started.
07:17 - Excuse me, but I'm the host.
07:19 I'll say when the game has started.
07:21 - Commenced.
07:21 - Correct.
07:22 - Hey.
07:23 - Okay, Word Girl has jumped out to an early lead.
07:24 Let's see if she can keep it.
07:26 Ready?
07:26 - Prepared.
07:27 - Oh, I'm sorry, Toby.
07:28 We weren't playing yet.
07:30 That's embarrassing.
07:32 Okay, the next word is soggy.
07:34 - Wet.
07:35 - Correct.
07:36 - Hold on a sec, you're cheating.
07:37 - I am not.
07:38 - Yes, you are.
07:39 You're using your super speed to buzz in before I can.
07:41 - No, I'm not.
07:42 I'm just smarter than you.
07:43 - Is that so?
07:45 Well, if that's how you ought to play,
07:47 the next word is admired.
07:49 - Like.
07:53 - Correct.
07:55 - No fair, you cheated.
07:56 - It was an accident.
07:57 My finger slipped.
07:58 - Next word is finish.
07:59 - Oopsie.
08:00 - Hey.
08:01 - And correct.
08:03 - What's taking Huggy so long?
08:06 - Are you having as hard a time
08:11 understanding him as I am?
08:13 If Toby can't understand you, then nobody can.
08:15 He's like the best kid I ever babysitted,
08:16 and I babysitted them all.
08:18 Wait, is it babysitted or babysat?
08:19 I can never remember.
08:20 Anyway, what can I say?
08:20 I was babysat for three kids
08:21 since I started doing this,
08:22 and he's like the best kid ever.
08:23 He's so quiet.
08:24 I don't think he even said two words
08:25 since I've been here.
08:25 It's so funny his mom even thinks that I need this.
08:27 I don't even know what it does.
08:29 Something about robots, but I mean, how silly.
08:30 How could anyone possibly think--
08:31 Hey!
08:32 What, you little--
08:37 - Well, after a strong rally by Toby--
08:41 - And a healthy dose of cheating--
08:42 - We're tied at six.
08:43 Time for the lightning round.
08:46 Each take a turn giving me a synonym
08:48 for the lightning word.
08:49 The first person to give a wrong word loses.
08:52 We start with word girl.
08:53 Are you ready?
08:54 - Oh yeah.
08:55 - Bring it.
08:56 Okay, here we go.
08:57 The lightning word is enormous.
08:59 - Big.
09:00 - Large.
09:01 - Jumbo.
09:02 - Huge.
09:03 - Targantuan.
09:03 - Massive.
09:04 - Mammoth.
09:05 - Giant.
09:06 - Gigantic.
09:07 - Ensmal.
09:08 - What?
09:08 - Ensmal.
09:09 - That's not a word.
09:10 - Is to.
09:11 - Is not.
09:12 - Is to.
09:13 - Is not.
09:13 - Is to.
09:14 - Is not.
09:15 - Yo, stop.
09:16 - It's time for the judge to decide who's right.
09:18 - Fine.
09:19 - Fine.
09:19 (clears throat)
09:20 - The fate of the city hangs in the balance.
09:23 What will the brilliant and handsome judge decide?
09:26 - Oh brother.
09:27 - Will he side with word girl and save the city?
09:30 Or will he side with Toby and watch it be destroyed?
09:33 Stay tuned and find out.
09:35 Um, what was the argument about again?
09:38 - Well the original word was enormous
09:39 and Toby's answer was ensmal.
09:41 - Oh, that's not a word.
09:42 Word girl wins.
09:43 - Ha!
09:44 Well Toby, looks like it's time
09:45 to shut down your ensmal friends.
09:47 - Oh, I'm sorry.
09:48 I forgot to tell you something.
09:51 - Hey!
09:51 - I'm a very sore loser.
09:53 (laughs)
09:55 - What did you do?
10:01 - I have no idea.
10:02 - Great job, Huggy.
10:05 - Give me that.
10:07 What'd you get, banana loving?
10:10 Ah ha!
10:11 Oh boy.
10:14 Uh, hi mom.
10:15 Uh, you look great.
10:18 Did you have a nice trip?
10:20 What?
10:22 Oh, these.
10:23 These aren't mine.
10:25 I was just out for a walk,
10:27 minding my own biz-ness.
10:29 Okay, these are mine,
10:32 but I wasn't going to,
10:34 oh forget it.
10:34 Ow, ow, ow!
10:36 - And so the city is safe once again.
10:38 All thanks to word girl.
10:40 Oh, and Captain Huggy Face.
10:42 I should probably mention the babysitter.
10:44 She helped out too.
10:46 And Toby's mom.
10:47 - Hey, come on, wrap it up.
10:48 - Fine, sorry.
10:49 - You too, Huggy.
10:50 - Join us again next time
10:52 for the amazing colossal adventures of Word Girl.
10:54 Oh, and thanks for playing Frasher Pie.
10:55 Good night.
10:56 - Word Girl!
10:57 - Hello, I'm Bo Handsome,
11:00 and this is...
11:02 - May I Have a Word?
11:04 - As usual, the player who correctly defines
11:06 today's featured word will win a fabulous prize.
11:10 Let's play!
11:12 - May I Have a Word?
11:14 - Yes, you may.
11:15 Today's featured word is hurl.
11:18 To give you a clue,
11:19 here are some clips from Word Girl
11:21 that show the correct meaning of the word.
11:23 - Oh, Butcher, will you never learn
11:35 that your meat attacks are no match for Word Girl?
11:37 She's invincible.
11:38 - Okay, but who can define the word?
11:41 - Invincible means can't be destroyed by anything.
11:45 Unbeatable.
11:46 - Well, yes, Emily, that's correct,
11:48 but that's not the definition we're looking for.
11:50 - The Butcher, what a totally lame opponent for Word Girl.
11:53 And he calls himself a villain?
11:55 - No, Emily, you can't define villain either.
11:57 The featured word is hurl.
11:58 Any guesses?
11:59 Yes, Tommy.
12:01 - Hurl means to throw or fling
12:02 like the Butcher does with his lame meat.
12:04 - Yes, congratulations, Tommy.
12:06 You are today's winner.
12:07 Huggy, show him what he's won.
12:09 - An official Word Girl 10-foot paper clip.
12:13 (crowd booing)
12:14 - Hey, that prize is as lame as the Butcher.
12:16 - See you next time on...
12:18 - May I Have a Word?
12:20 - Word Girl!
12:22 - Just another carefree day in the city
12:26 as Todd "Scoops" Ming shares his childhood dreams
12:29 with Becky "Word Girl" Botsford.
12:31 - Someday I'm gonna work for the top newspaper
12:33 in the country, a paper that's super, um...
12:36 - Impressive?
12:37 - Right, impressive.
12:39 Today, roving writer for the Daily Rag.
12:41 Tomorrow, ace reporter for the Big City Times.
12:44 - Wow.
12:45 - Hey, did you read today's paper?
12:47 - Yes, I, um, meant to mention the layout
12:50 and, um, the headlines.
12:52 Are you using new lettering?
12:53 - You hated it.
12:54 - Hate is such a strong word.
12:56 Accurate, but strong.
12:57 See, I found it a little, well, dull.
13:00 - Dull?
13:01 - Dull in a good way.
13:02 - Second Street traffic light fixed.
13:03 New carpeting in teacher's lounge.
13:04 You call that dull?
13:06 - Um, yeah.
13:08 - Scoops, you've gotta run stories more interesting
13:09 to fifth graders.
13:11 I mean, second main bank announces free toaster day?
13:13 - Becky, I have to think of our subscribers.
13:16 - Who reads the Daily Rag outside of elementary school?
13:18 - Bank gives away free toasters.
13:20 Really?
13:21 Free toasters.
13:22 Hey, this paper is right.
13:24 Psst, hey, hey, buddy, buddy.
13:26 Free barbecue outside.
13:28 - Hey, free barbecue in the parking lot.
13:31 Come on, barbecue.
13:34 - I'm sorry, bank rules.
13:35 I can't leave my post for...
13:37 Wait, what's a barbecue?
13:39 - You know, barbecue.
13:42 Barbecue, barbecue.
13:44 - Maybe he means curly Q.
13:45 - Or cat man do.
13:46 - How about peekaboo?
13:47 - I see you.
13:48 - No, barbecue.
13:50 Barbecue sauce, here.
13:52 - Oh, barbecue.
13:53 Why didn't you say so?
13:55 - Oh.
13:56 - Hey, everybody, free barbecue outside.
14:00 - Look, pal, I'm asking you nicely.
14:01 Get your filthy fingers off my drumstick.
14:03 - Your drumstick?
14:04 I grabbed it first.
14:05 - The rule is ladies first.
14:07 - Meanwhile, a mysterious man
14:09 sneaks into the second main bank.
14:11 - Mine.
14:13 - Mine.
14:14 - You know, it's awfully nice of the bank
14:15 to throw their loyal customers a free barbecue.
14:17 - The bank didn't throw this.
14:19 - We thought you customers did.
14:20 - Wait, if you didn't throw this barbecue.
14:23 - And the bank didn't throw this barbecue.
14:25 - Then who?
14:26 (alarm blaring)
14:27 - Oopsie.
14:28 (laughing)
14:30 - Hey, an alarm.
14:34 - Really?
14:34 I don't hear anything.
14:35 - Second main bank has been robbed.
14:36 - Holy cow, the second main bank has been robbed.
14:39 Now that's an impressive story.
14:41 Scoops, you'd better hustle.
14:42 - What, do you have super hearing or something?
14:44 - Um, no, of course not.
14:46 I'd have to be word girl to have super hearing,
14:49 which I'm certainly not and don't, um,
14:53 race you to the bank for a free toaster.
14:54 - Oh, you're on.
14:56 - Bob, we're not actually racing him.
14:58 I was creating a diversion.
14:59 Come on, we've got work to do.
15:01 Word up.
15:04 (alarm blaring)
15:06 - Hmm, just as I suspected, barbecue sauce.
15:13 Word girl, you just missed him.
15:16 - I was afraid of that.
15:17 What happened?
15:18 - It was business as usual,
15:19 and then some guy handed me a flyer
15:21 about a free barbecue outside.
15:23 - Barbecue?
15:24 - He meant barbecue.
15:25 - And then he robbed the bank while we were out eating.
15:28 - I see.
15:29 So the barbecue was just a diversion
15:31 to get everyone out of the bank.
15:32 - Right.
15:33 - Ah, what's a diversion?
15:35 - Diversion, it's a way to distract people,
15:37 get them to look someplace else.
15:38 Like over there.
15:39 - What, where?
15:40 Oh, I see.
15:42 - Word girl, who do you think did this?
15:44 - Hmm, a barbecue bank robbery?
15:46 I have some ideas.
15:48 - Where do you think he'll strike next?
15:49 - Um, I'm not sure.
15:50 - What do you mean you're not sure?
15:51 - That I'm not sure.
15:52 - What's your secret identity?
15:53 - Nice try.
15:54 - Nice doggy.
15:57 - Meanwhile, at the old fancy schmancy jewelry shop.
16:02 - Barbecue bank robbery.
16:04 City janitors use new window cleaner.
16:07 Ah, here it is.
16:08 Rich old lady to buy the impressive Hoboken diamond.
16:11 - Here I am, Reginald.
16:13 - Positively delighted to see you, dear.
16:17 And here's the Hoboken diamond.
16:19 - Ah.
16:20 - Impressive, isn't it?
16:21 - Oh yes.
16:22 - A gem for a gem.
16:25 - Oh, you.
16:27 I hope you don't mind if I pay in pocket change.
16:31 - Of course, I have very deep pockets.
16:34 (laughing)
16:37 - Oh, how I love your money.
16:39 - Oh, Reginald, I just love being filthy rich
16:42 and buying only the most expensive overpriced things.
16:45 - I love that you're filthy rich as well.
16:48 - Free barbecue.
16:49 - Free?
16:50 (screaming)
16:51 Free, free, free, free, free.
16:53 - Ooh, somebody's hungry.
16:56 - Boy, what an impressive story.
16:58 Barbecue bank robber fills up on millions
17:01 while guard chows down on ribs.
17:03 - Yeah, that's some story.
17:04 - Employees and customers eat the evidence.
17:06 - Um, don't you think you twisted things a little?
17:08 - Word girl and Captain Huggy face clueless.
17:10 - Hey, we weren't, um, I mean, I doubt if they were clueless.
17:14 - Oh, you're right.
17:15 I probably should have used baffles.
17:17 Maybe days.
17:18 Dumbfounded?
17:19 (dramatic music)
17:19 - Bob, where are you going?
17:21 (dramatic music)
17:22 (chomping)
17:23 - Oh, you vile little rodent.
17:25 (chomping)
17:26 (screaming)
17:27 Buy your own free barbecue.
17:29 - Hey, this is just what happened yesterday.
17:31 A thief used free barbecue as a diversion,
17:33 then robbed the bank.
17:34 - Excuse me, blandly dressed little girl,
17:37 but I am far too smart to fall for that.
17:40 (bell ringing)
17:41 Oh dear.
17:42 - Yes, another major scoop.
17:43 Becky, did you hear?
17:44 Someone robbed the jewelry store.
17:46 Score.
17:47 Becky, Becky.
17:48 - Word up.
17:49 (dramatic music)
17:50 Hold it right there, butcher.
17:52 - Ah, word girl.
17:54 Finally, we meet for the third time.
17:56 - Um.
17:57 - Scoop, that brutus is grubby paws all over my diamond.
18:00 - So, butcher, thought you could steal
18:02 the Hoboken diamond, eh?
18:04 Well, this time your diversion failed.
18:06 - Diversion?
18:07 You mean barbecue.
18:08 - Kind of.
18:09 Your barbecue was a diversion.
18:10 - But I didn't serve any diversion at my barbecue.
18:13 Only ribs and chicken with that sticky red sauce.
18:15 - No, I mean you used the barbecue
18:17 as a way to distract people
18:18 from the crime you were committing.
18:20 They went outside to eat barbecue.
18:21 You went inside to rob them.
18:23 - Huh?
18:24 - Let's try this.
18:25 Your shoe's untied.
18:26 - It is?
18:26 - Hey, wait a minute.
18:28 I don't have any shoelaces.
18:30 You were just tricking me.
18:31 - Yes, I created a diversion.
18:33 While you looked at your shoe,
18:34 I blocked your escape route.
18:35 - Oh, diversion.
18:37 I get it.
18:38 Thanks, word girl.
18:39 - Happy to help.
18:39 - Don't get too happy.
18:41 Hot roasted perch.
18:42 (explosion)
18:43 - Why, that horrible man has gone off with my diamond.
18:48 (groans)
18:49 - Word girl, who do you think's behind this?
18:51 - Um, the butcher?
18:53 You were here, remember?
18:54 - Right.
18:55 Where do you think he'll strike next?
18:55 - I'm not sure.
18:56 - Then you'll tell me your secret--
18:57 - Give it up already.
18:58 - Fine.
18:59 Don't tell me.
19:00 Still, you have to admit,
19:01 my reporter's instincts are pretty impressive.
19:03 - What do you mean?
19:03 - Well, first I wrote about the bank,
19:05 then it got robbed.
19:06 Then I wrote about the jewelry store,
19:07 and then it got robbed.
19:08 It's like every story I write about
19:10 turns into a crime scene.
19:11 (laughs)
19:13 Why isn't anyone laughing?
19:15 - That's it.
19:15 Don't you see?
19:16 The butcher is using your stories
19:18 to plot out his crimes.
19:19 - Really?
19:20 You mean the butcher reads the Daily Rag?
19:22 - Listen, Scoops.
19:23 I've got a story for you.
19:24 - Now you're talking.
19:25 - Your secret identity is...
19:27 The monkey's secret identity?
19:29 Okay, so far I'm not impressed.
19:31 - Look, just trust me on this, okay?
19:32 - Okay.
19:33 - My barbecue plan is geniosity.
19:39 No, wait.
19:39 Sure.
19:41 Geni--
19:41 It's really smart.
19:43 Huh.
19:44 I wonder what I should steal next.
19:47 Wow, good time.
19:48 Vic's Vegetarian Restaurant
19:50 makes millions of wheat and barley ice cream.
19:53 Hmm.
19:55 I'm scheming.
19:56 - Hey guys.
19:59 Tofu.
20:00 Yeah.
20:01 - Hey everybody.
20:02 Free barbecue outside.
20:03 Come get it while it's hot.
20:06 Uh, I said free barbecue.
20:09 Tons of free food.
20:10 Come on.
20:11 - Thanks, buddy, but I've already got food.
20:13 - Where?
20:14 - Right here.
20:15 Tofu.
20:16 - Haven't you ever seen tofu before?
20:18 - I don't see anything
20:19 but some squishy looking white stuff.
20:20 - Yeah.
20:21 Tofu.
20:22 You know, delicious soybean curd.
20:25 Here, try some.
20:27 - No thanks.
20:28 It looks like my stomach.
20:29 See?
20:30 - Whoa.
20:31 No.
20:31 Stop.
20:32 You're ruining my appetite.
20:34 - Oh, well, I'll bring it back for you.
20:35 (gasps)
20:36 - That looks like meat.
20:38 - Uh, yeah.
20:39 We don't eat meat.
20:40 We're vegetarians.
20:42 What does that have to do with not eating meat?
20:44 - It's all over now, Butcher.
20:45 - Hey, did you know these people here don't eat meat?
20:47 - Yes, that's what vegetarian means.
20:50 - That's sick.
20:51 You're not gonna get away this time, Butcher.
20:52 - Oh, yeah?
20:53 Sausage cyclone!
20:55 - Can't see.
20:59 Sausage is everywhere.
21:01 Puggy, help!
21:02 - Hey, that's my tofu.
21:06 (coughs)
21:09 - What happened?
21:10 - Sausage cyclone!
21:12 I said, sausage cyclone!
21:16 What's in this stuff?
21:20 Delicious soybean curd, coagulant.
21:22 - Puggy, I think tofu blocks the Butcher's power.
21:27 - Sausage cyclone!
21:29 - Hit him again, Puggy.
21:30 Hit him again!
21:31 Okay, Puggy, that's enough.
21:35 - Hey, I'm down already, all right?
21:37 Stop.
21:38 Stop!
21:39 - Wow, now that was impressive.
21:41 - It was?
21:42 I mean, thank you.
21:43 Thank you.
21:44 - This is gonna be the most incredible story
21:45 I've ever written.
21:46 - Really?
21:47 - Yeah.
21:48 - Barbecue Bandit, foiled by brave,
21:50 quick thinking, charming.
21:52 - He called me charming.
21:53 - Ace reporter, Todd Scoops Ming.
21:55 - Oh, um, right.
21:57 - Wow, I'm a hero.
21:58 - So, chalk up another impressive victory
22:01 for Word Girl and Captain Huggy Face.
22:03 All thanks to the power of the press.
22:06 And the power of tofu.
22:08 - You owe me money for the tofu, dude.
22:10 - Yeah.
22:10 - Um, sorry, buddy.
22:13 I'd lend you the cash, but I left my wallet at home.
22:17 - I guess you're on your own.
22:18 Tune in next time for another exciting episode
22:21 of Word Girl.
22:22 - Word Girl!
22:24 - Hello, I'm Bo Handsome,
22:30 and this is the bonus round of...
22:32 - May I have a word?
22:34 - Tommy, you correctly defined the word hurl.
22:38 Ready to play the bonus round?
22:40 - Bring it.
22:41 - Great.
22:42 Take a look at these three pictures
22:43 and tell me which one shows the definition for hurl.
22:47 (jazz music)
22:49 Okay, Tommy, got an answer?
22:58 - TJ is demonstrating a classic hurl,
23:01 similar to the butcher's hurling meat attacks.
23:03 Number one.
23:04 - You are correct.
23:05 (audience cheers)
23:06 You've won the bonus round, Tommy.
23:08 Huggy, show him his special prize.
23:12 - Aw, man.
23:14 That's lamer than the paper clip.
23:15 - Indeed it is.
23:17 See you next time on...
23:18 - May I have a word?
23:20 ♪ Favorite word, what's your favorite word ♪
23:23 - My favorite word is animals,
23:25 because I have 17 pets to start with.
23:28 I have five dogs, four cats,
23:30 I have a pig, two birds, two rats, and two goats,
23:33 and I have a hedgehog named
23:35 Prickly Ainsworth Longfellow the third.
23:37 - My favorite word is teacher
23:38 because I have a lot of teachers
23:40 and I love all my teachers and they do a lot for me.
23:44 And I love them and they love me.
23:47 ♪ That's my favorite word ♪
23:50 - What, word girls, word power?
23:52 Fly over to your local library.
23:54 Cake not required.
23:55 Word up!
23:57 Captain Huggy Face, show us what delighted means.
24:01 That's right, delighted means to feel really,
24:05 really good about something.
24:07 Congratulations, Huggy.
24:10 (musique rythmée)
24:13 - Delighted!
24:14 (musique rythmée)
24:17 (indie rock)
24:28 (indie rock)
24:31 (indie rock)
24:34 (indie rock)
24:37 (indie rock)
24:40 (indie rock)
24:43 (indie rock)