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00:00Ha! Ha! Ha! This must be the place, Hearty. Some class, eh?
00:04Oh, dear. Are you sure, Lippy?
00:06Of course. Bellhair Country Club. Caddies wanted. Yep. Ha! Ha! This is it.
00:12Oh, dear. I've got a strange feeling I'm not gonna like this.
00:16Whore!
00:18Now I know I won't.
00:20Look alive, Hearty. The caddy line is straight ahead.
00:24I just know no one will pick us.
00:27Snap to it, Hearty. Here come the golfers and, uh, they look like big...
00:34I'll take you. I'll take you. I'll take you. I'll take you. And I'll take you.
00:38Yes, sir.
00:40I just knew it. I just knew it. No one wants us.
00:44Relax, Hearty, and follow me.
00:47From now on, we pick them. They don't pick us.
00:51Boy, what luck. Every time I shoot, the hole gets farther away.
00:56Oh, well.
00:58Holy...
01:00I beg your pardon, sir, but, uh, you look as though you could use some professional help.
01:05Oh, I do, do I? Well, when I finish with you, you'll need professional help. A doctor.
01:12Well, that was a start. Our next stop is the National Open.
01:16Heavens, have we progressed that far already?
01:20Why, George, only a professional golfer would have the nerve to dress like that.
01:25Hey, there. Wait a minute.
01:29Say, maybe you can help me with my driving.
01:32Your driving?
01:34Yeah. You must be the club pro.
01:36Club pro? Goodness, we're just a couple of...
01:39Ta-ta-ta, Mr. Hearty.
01:41Remember, country club rule number one, silence is golden.
01:48Say, Mr. Hearty, it's real nice of you to let me bud in on your lessons.
01:52Oh, dear, I wasn't really...
01:54Ahem. He wasn't really in a hurry.
01:58Now that your driving's improved, let's see you hit the ball.
02:02Boy, of all the pros in the world, I pick a clown.
02:06Hearty, the tea, please.
02:08Oh, dear. I hope it isn't overbrewed.
02:14Delicious.
02:17Good heavens, man, haven't you hit the ball yet?
02:21I'm sure I have the answer to your problem, sir.
02:24Your golf balls are dirty.
02:26Dirty? They're brand new.
02:29Ah, just what I'm looking for, a golf ball washer.
02:33Remember, it isn't winning the game that counts.
02:35It's how clean your golf ball is.
02:37Oh, dear, I just know Lippy is going to do something awful.
02:41I just know it.
02:43Don't worry now. A little water never hurt nothing.
02:47Oh, so that's what golf balls are made of.
02:50No, no, no, no!
02:52Patty cake, patty cake, golfing man.
02:55Make me a golf ball as fast as you can.
02:58Cheer up, friend.
03:00You shouldn't have any trouble hitting them now.
03:05I just know he won't make it.
03:07Oh, boy, that's all I need, lack of confidence.
03:11Hold it!
03:12Hearty's right. What kind of club are you using?
03:15Why, uh, a putter.
03:17No wonder. Use this one.
03:20Boy, some guys you got to lead by the hand.
03:24Some things are hard to understand, but this is ridiculous.
03:28Say, how long has this guy been a pro?
03:30Ever since we couldn't get a job as a caddy.
03:35Stop, you fakers!
03:36Now have you thrown an iron?
03:38Boiled in poly-non-saturated oil!
03:41Hang on, Hearty.
03:43We've got the Hong Kong Invitational.
03:45Hong Kong?
03:46Yep. With luck, we'll be there in 15 days.
03:49Oh, dear. I just know we'll run out of gas. I just...