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00:00Combat specialist and mother, Tuesday X team investigator and daughter, Truman X, technology expert and son.
00:07Together they form the world's first ultra-secret spy family.
00:10They work for Superior.
00:12Their nemesis, Snafu, led by the evil Glowface.
00:16My name is Home Base, I'm the house they live in, and this is The X's.
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03:22Now, which one of these is the parking button?
03:31Oh, here it is!
03:32Hey, it's Space!
03:33Rotating tires, activate.
03:35I always get lucky.
03:37Everybody remember where we parked.
03:43Howdy.
03:47Normal. Normal.
03:52Hello. Might I help you?
03:55Greetings, citizen. We are the X's.
03:58An average and remarkable family of four here for our portrait.
04:01And we're not spies.
04:13Hi, this is Mr. X. I can't get to the phone right now.
04:16I'm saving the world and doing spy stuff.
04:19Just leave a password and I'll get back to you.
04:21This message will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3...
04:28Italian shoes.
04:30Of course, the X's. We've been expecting you.
04:38Right this way.
04:42Hold still, hon.
04:43Mom!
04:44Excellent! Now hold that pose.
04:48Un lanceur de plasme IN-56.
04:51Technologie Snafu.
04:53Père! Père!
04:55Spy stuff.
04:56Snafu.
04:58Silence.
05:00Spies.
05:01Youngest child, we are a typical average strike force.
05:03The family. Family! We're a family!
05:05We're a family!
05:06Dad!
05:07Knock it off, doofus.
05:08Hey!
05:09Uh-uh-uh, let's not enrage your mother.
05:11Now smile!
05:12Happier! Happier!
05:14I said happier!
05:15That's better.
05:16Yeah, that's it, smile!
05:18Smile and say...
05:19Surprise!
05:23The, um, the drape thingy?
05:26What? Oh.
05:27Surprise!
05:29Glowface!
05:30Yeah!
05:31That's right, it is I, Glowface!
05:34Leader of Snafu!
05:37And I, Lorenzo Swarf!
05:39His right-hand man.
05:41Nobody cares!
05:42Will I?
05:43You actually fell for my coupon trap?
05:46Man, you guys feel stupid now or what?
05:48And now!
05:53What a charming family picture!
05:55I think I'll have some wallet side prints made to share with all my friends!
06:02Sasquatch! The Scream Queens!
06:04The Vampires!
06:05Missing Link!
06:06Spy O'Herald!
06:08Some old guy!
06:10Is this the nickel store?
06:12You there! Throw the switch!
06:16I can't stop!
06:22I'm amazing!
06:26Try to warn you.
06:28Superior, finest agents!
06:30Trapped inside my flying fortress!
06:36And in mere seconds, you will be ejected into...
06:39The Deadly Void of Space!
06:42Along with the bombs you're standing on!
06:45And I'll be rid of you at last!
06:49Oh my!
06:50Dependence, brilliance, it sounds even me!
06:52Is there anything I can't do?
06:54Answer? No!
06:56Yeah? If you're so brilliant, then why are you such an incompetent photographer?
07:00Yes? Nonsense!
07:02I excel at everything!
07:04Oh, yeah! Just look at these portraits!
07:07Gross!
07:08Lame!
07:10C'est pas vrai!
07:12Incompetent!
07:18Tu es en train de me distraire, alors je vais faire quelque chose de stupide,
07:20au lieu de te tuer tout de suite!
07:22Ça ne fonctionnera pas!
07:23Excellent!
07:24Face your doom!
07:28Just after a quick photo session to prove my brilliance!
07:30Lucky! Pose them!
07:32But sir!
07:33The bombs?
07:34I said pose them!
07:36Yeah, yeah!
07:38Magnifique!
07:40Délicieux!
07:42Oh, Patagonie!
07:44J'y vais! J'y vais! J'y vais!
07:46J'y vais!
07:48Oh mon Dieu! C'est terrible qu'on ne puisse pas faire des poses décentes
07:51pendant que nous sommes tous assis comme ça!
07:53Oh, c'est vrai!
07:55Tu as raison!
08:00Je suis un idiot!
08:03J'y vais!
08:05Prends ça!
08:21Sasquatch va te tuer!
08:23Sasquatch est le plus génial de tous!
08:25Vos amants vont pleurer sur votre corps cassé!
08:29Plus de discussion, plus de combat!
08:31Uh-oh!
08:33Oh! Pas ici!
08:35Voyons voir...
08:361, 2, 3, 4, 5 contre 1...
08:38Ça semble un peu injuste.
08:40Faisons un coup de main derrière mon dos.
08:47Oui!
08:53Hey! Tu l'as tué!
08:55Fou, Mr. X!
08:57Maintenant, c'est mon tour!
09:02Ouais!
09:04Au revoir, Mr. X!
09:06Hein?
09:08Oh, zut!
09:10Arrête de me tuer!
09:12Regardez la fête, X!
09:32Non!
09:36Laissez-moi partir!
09:38Sacrifiez-vous!
09:41C'est pas possible!
10:01J'hate...
10:02Cette...
10:03FAMILLIE!!!
10:07Another job well done, exes.
10:10I beg to differ, sir. You failed to get a normal family portrait.
10:14It's almost normal.
10:16Hmm. There. All better.
10:19See? A nice family portrait and we beat Glowface.
10:23Yes, well, Superior may give you another chance, but I'd suggest you brush up on acting normal.
10:30There's nothing normal about Tuesday's enormous butt.
10:33That's it!
10:36Inside, boys and girls!
10:38Turn this shit around!
11:06What did you wish for?
11:08Just that for once, I get to have a real birthday and we don't have to run off in the middle to save the stupid world.
11:14Oh, Truman. We'd never let a little thing like global safety spoil your special day.
11:20Homebase, run the birthday footage.
11:22Certainly.
11:28Way to go, Tiger.
11:30This is gonna be the best birthday ever!
11:34To the X-Jet!
11:41This is gonna be the best birthday ever!
11:45To the X-Jet!
11:52To the X-Jet!
11:54Don't worry, Spartan.
11:56This year, nothing can stop us from celebrating your birthday.
12:00To the X-Jet!
12:05To the X-Jet!
12:06I'm not going! It's my birthday!
12:10I'm sorry, Truman.
12:12But hey, you can bring one present.
12:15How about this one?
12:19All we know is that something dreadful has happened at the United Nations building.
12:23Ha! United.
12:27Booby trap!
12:36Ha! Ha! Ha!
12:37Ain't that the cutest thing?
12:39Mom! Dad! This is the greatest present ever!
12:42I didn't give it to him, did you?
12:45Hey, a card! It says, man's best... fiend?
12:49Must be a typo.
12:51I'm gonna call him Rex. Rex X.
12:53That's nice, sweetie.
12:54Rex X. Hmm. Funny name for a dog.
12:58I'm sorry, doesn't anyone think this is a little weird?
13:01Indeed. We have no idea where that dog came from.
13:04A pet store, obviously.
13:07Computers.
13:08Ha! Ha! Ha!
13:09Ha! Ha!
13:10Ha! Ha!
13:11Ha! Ha!
13:12Ha! Ha!
13:13Computers.
13:14Ha! Ha!
13:44Ha! Ha! Ha!
13:45Ha! Ha! Ha!
13:46Ha! Ha! Ha!
13:47Ha! Ha! Ha!
13:48Ha! Ha! Ha!
13:49Ha! Ha! Ha!
13:50Ha! Ha! Ha!
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14:06Ha! Ha! Ha!
14:07Ha! Ha! Ha!
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14:09Ha! Ha! Ha!
14:10Ha! Ha! Ha!
14:12Yes!
14:13Freeze!
14:16Yes!
14:20Come on, X's! Let's, um...
14:22Extinguish the enemy!
14:24Good one, Mom!
14:25I'm gonna stay right here and have a party.
14:27Me and Rex are gonna do all the birthday stuff I never get to do.
14:31Truman X!
14:32You are coming with us, and that's final!
14:37Everybody freeze! The X's are...
14:4075% here!
14:42Ha! Gutless human weaklings!
14:45Sasquatch's animal army will destroy you!
14:49Get them, my animal brethren!
14:51Get them!
14:55Uh... feeding time?
14:59Time to smash, X's!
15:02Time to smash, Rex!
15:05The spy code requires me to...
15:08Requires me to warn you that...
15:12Warn you that my...
15:14My hands are deadly weapons.
15:35I can't...
15:36Believe...
15:37I missed...
15:39My baby's birthday...
15:41For...
15:42You!
15:53I'm not gonna fight that!
15:55I'm not gonna fight you!
15:58Marco!
16:00Marco!
16:01Fire!
16:02I think I'm...
16:03I think I'm...
16:04Starting to get the hang of this, honey!
16:06Doing just fine!
16:10Next!
16:13Choo! Choo!
16:14What part of I am not gonna fight a cute little bunny don't you understand?
16:20Ah! You better run!
16:23Animals ask for it!
16:25Sasquatch gonna make you fight!
16:28Uncanny mind control roar!
16:30Now!
16:40Now animals, destroy the X's!
16:44I will not fight a cute little...
16:46AHH!
16:51Ha! No!
16:52A dumb animal is a match for...
16:55Whoa!
16:57Whoa!
16:58Limbo !
17:01Recevez une transmission d'urgence.
17:03Je ne veux pas...
17:05interrompre votre fête, mais...
17:07j'ai juste voulu vous dire que...
17:09votre famille est en chute !
17:11Ok, joyeux anniversaire !
17:16Allez Rex, il faut les sauver.
17:19Fils d'humains !
17:21Mes animaux vont tomber sur vos pièces !
17:25Laissez-les partir, Sasquatch !
17:28Je suis là pour vous arrêter.
17:30Moi et mon nouveau ami, Rex-X !
17:33Fils d'humains !
17:35Sasquatch t'a envoyé ce chien !
17:38Toi ?
17:39Pour quoi ?
17:41Pour ça !
17:45Votre cadeau de fête est maintenant un double agent pour Sasquatch !
17:49Maintenant, mon chien, attaque !
17:53Rex, tu ne me tuerais pas, n'est-ce pas ?
17:55Attaque !
17:57Le garçon et son chien,
17:59le symbole ultime de l'impression humaine des animaux !
18:02Regardez maintenant comment Sasquatch se transforme en poule !
18:07A l'arrêt, Rex !
18:08Chien mauvais ! Chien mauvais !
18:14Jouez en sécurité, chérie !
18:16Allez !
18:19Jouez en sécurité, chérie !
18:21A l'arrêt !
18:28J'y comprends rien !
18:30Rex rime avec l'axe !
18:32Génial !
18:42Allez, chien !
18:43Sasquatch va te tuer !
18:49Les canons de chien, activés !
18:59Non ! Les canons de chien sont désactivés !
19:03Amusant, X-Ray sur la rendu, je dirais ?
19:08Je ne vais pas me battre contre mon meilleur ami.
19:14Tout ce que je voulais, c'était d'avoir un joyeux anniversaire.
19:16Juste une fois dans ma vie.
19:18Mais non, nous devons faire des missions stupides.
19:21Et maintenant, la seule chose bonne de ce joyeux anniversaire,
19:24c'est mon meilleur ami Rex.
19:26Et maintenant, il va me vaporiser.
19:28Eh bien, vas-y !
19:30Je pensais que nous étions des amis, Rex.
19:32Mais je suppose...
19:34Je suppose que je n'ai pas d'amis.
19:39Ne lui écoute pas !
19:41Tue ! Tue !
19:47Tue ! Tue !
19:51Je savais que tu ne me tuerais pas, mon ami Rex.
19:53Non, non, non !
19:55Tu es un animal stupide !
19:57Comme tous les autres animaux stupides !
19:59Comment un petit chien peut détruire un Sasquatch ?
20:04Des animaux stupides, stupides, stupides !
20:07Oh, les animaux stupides !
20:16Euh... Sasquatch signifie...
20:18Stupide dans un bon sens.
20:24Très bien, Rex !
20:26Excellent travail, Truman.
20:28Oh, mon amour.
20:29Tu as sauvé le monde, et je suppose que tu as appris une leçon valable.
20:33Hmm... Non.
20:35Qui est un bon chien ? Qui est un bon petit chien ?
20:39Je suppose que c'était un bon anniversaire après tout !
20:41J'ai sauvé le monde, j'ai eu le meilleur chien de l'histoire, et il a sauté sur la robe de Tuesday !
20:47Eww ! Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww !
20:51Bon chien ! High five !
21:05Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org
21:35Abonne-toi !