American Dragon Jake Long S02 E009
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00:00Il ne devrait pas y avoir un bâtiment de lézard.
00:02Comme votre nouveau principal, j'ai décidé d'instituer des examens mid-term, à partir de la semaine prochaine.
00:08Procrastinérez-vous sur un château de schnitzel sans pédale ? Non ?
00:11Test ? Mais j'ai besoin d'aller à l'entraînement !
00:14Ça fait parfait !
00:15Double dutchie, dutchie, double mess with us and you ain't trouble !
00:18Quatre heures ! À plus, les gars !
00:20Oh, oh !
00:21Allez, Jakey ! Les championnats de double dutchie régionales sont la semaine prochaine !
00:25On doit mettre les heures avant qu'on arrive à la douche !
00:28Je ne peux pas, j'ai besoin de faire mes...
00:30...tâches !
00:30Vous allez devoir aider outmore !
00:32Je vous demande de baisser le déchets et d'enlever votre sœur !
00:34Arrêtez ! Reversez ça !
00:36Déchets, sœur, assise !
00:37Mais maman, j'ai une douche ! Et...
00:39C'est l'heure de l'entraînement de lézard !
00:40Désolé, Gramps.
00:41Joli garçon, le management du temps est un outil de lézard tout aussi important que respirer feu ou voler.
00:46Mais ce n'est pas faire !
00:47J'essaie de gagner deux vies ici, tu te souviens ?
00:49C'est pour ça que je te donne cette assistante personnelle et numérique.
00:53Hein ?
00:54Hey !
00:55Cell, Video, MP3, Internet, Chinese Checkers ?
00:58Ce truc est trické !
00:59Kid, tu parles à la choeur !
01:01Si ce bébé pouvait cuisiner un steak, j'en serais marié !
01:03Et regarde la fonction de schédule magique !
01:05Oh non !
01:07Bonjour, je suis Mix Mickey, votre nouvelle assistante.
01:09Assistante personnelle magique.
01:11Cool !
01:14Oh mon dieu, quel jour !
01:17Enfin !
01:17C'est l'heure de dormir !
01:22Ouvre l'atome, lézard !
01:24Quoi ?
01:24Session d'entraînement d'atome d'urgence, Central Park, maintenant !
01:27Hop, hop, hop !
01:29Oh mon dieu !
01:55Oh mon dieu !
01:57Oh mon dieu !
02:17Oh mon dieu !
02:25Le jour où l'atome d'urgence se développe
02:31Personne ne se voit plus que sur mon écran, des mouches !
02:33Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop !
02:37Un beau cadeau !
02:38Alors, quelle est l'urgence ?
02:40Encore plus fort que le clan de Hunts, nous devons vous préparer avec des défenses de dragon plus puissantes.
02:44Observe, jeune homme.
02:51Hein ?
02:53C'est pas possible ! Comment avez-vous apporté ce clone ?
02:55Les dragons ont l'abilité de projeter leur énergie de chi dans une copie d'eux-mêmes, un doppelganger.
03:00Cela peut apporter un décoy utile en bataille.
03:04Prends cet unicorne !
03:07En parlant de bataille...
03:09Doucement et doucement, mon garçon.
03:10Tu sais combien d'unicornes apportent sur le marché noir ?
03:14Un dragon.
03:15C'est la bonne opportunité pour que tu essaies la technique du décoy du doppelganger.
03:18Deux de moi ?
03:19Ouais, j'accepte le son de ça !
03:21Prends ça !
03:23Concentrez votre énergie de chi, Jake. Projetez-la vers l'avant.
03:29Relâchez l'énergie intérieure, jeune dragon.
03:33Excusez-moi.
03:42Ok, je sais que j'ai mis un décoy en bas cette fois.
03:45Comment ça va ?
03:46Bien, mon garçon, c'est dérangeant.
03:52Oh, viens !
03:53C'est trop tard.
03:54Vous devrez maîtriser le doppelganger dans votre temps libre.
03:57Temps libre ? Je n'ai pas de temps libre !
03:59Je n'ai pas du tout de temps !
04:01Je reporterai à l'Assemblée des Dragons cette semaine.
04:03Maîtrisez le décoy quand je reviendrai.
04:05Mais pour l'instant, jeune dragon, c'est temps que tu ailles dormir.
04:13C'est 7h00, l'école attend !
04:15Princesse Cinderlazy !
04:16C'est 7h00, l'école attend !
04:18Princesse Cinderlazy !
04:22Applaudissez-le ! Applaudissez-le ! Applaudissez-le !
04:27Heureux de vous rejoindre, Monsieur Long.
04:29Je n'étais pas au courant que c'était le jour des pyjamas.
04:31Quoi ?
04:33Oh, mon dieu !
04:37Jakey, tu es en train de dormir ?
04:40Oh, mon dieu !
04:45Jakey, tu es en train de me regarder !
04:49Je suis à un âge d'évolution où je dois beaucoup d'attention.
04:55Salut, famille !
04:57Jakey, tu seras en train de te faire un pyjama rouge quand tu auras entendu ce que j'ai fait.
05:00Oui. J'ai signé-toi pour le couvre-scout pour la formation de survie en anime.
05:04Mais papa, je suis un peu bouché.
05:06Et on vit au milieu de la ville.
05:08Hey Mister, I don't care how big city mouse you are. A growing boy needs to know his basic survival skills.
05:13Tying knots, lighting fires, whittling wood, and of course the old making dancing acorn finger puppets.
05:20I can't take much more of this.
05:22Now, absorb that cheap imitation and try, try again.
05:30Oh, can't you help a player out? You know, hook me up with a little magical mojo?
05:34No, forget it kid, no shortcuts.
05:37Alright, but I feel another birthday suit me about to pop.
05:40Oh, okay uncle, enough. Here, sprinkle a little of this in the air before you concentrate.
05:45It'll help amplify your chi energy.
05:47Now that's what I'm talking about.
05:53We have a winner of the Jake Long look-alike contest.
05:59Yo, check me out, I did it. Dang, do I really look this good?
06:04Congratulations kid, let's call it a night.
06:07Reabsorb that baby and you can try doing it without the magic training wheels tomorrow.
06:10But I got cougar scout training.
06:12I also gotta study, go to jump rope practice, take care of Hayley, do my chores.
06:17How is one person supposed to do all that?
06:22So, how's your calendar looking for the next week my man?
06:27Okay, so I'll take the sleeping, you'll take the garbage.
06:29I'll take the napping, you'll take the algebra.
06:31Algebra?
06:33Oh man, wow, you really are my double.
06:36I don't know, this seems highly irregular.
06:39Oops, rolling blackout.
06:41Don't you dare.
06:44Where's my newest little cougar?
06:46Oh no, it's dad, we gotta hide.
06:49Howdy howdy to you Jake my boy.
06:51Are you ready for cougar scouts?
06:55Howdy howdy, right back at you, I sure am.
06:59Let me hear you shout shout, I'm a cougar scout scout.
07:06So no one thought there was anything whack about you, not even my dad?
07:09Nope.
07:10Sweet, from now on, cougar scout training is your thing.
07:13You're all over it.
07:14Like smoke on a campfire, great.
07:16But I still gotta study for school, do my chores around the house.
07:21Alright, you're study boy me, double dutch me, chore hound me.
07:27Chop chop, time to waste it.
07:33Finally, booze chi amplifier comes through in a pinch.
07:36Nothing to do but sleep, chill and relax.
07:40Man, all this nothing to do is exhausting.
07:43Wonder how my doppelbrausers are hanging.
07:46Then, Olivia Mears said if I was such a know-it-all, why didn't I know pigtails are so second grade?
07:51Oh no, she didn't girl.
07:53Guess what, it's tea party time, yay.
08:02Son, this is by far the best full body tourniquet I have ever seen.
08:06Thanks dad.
08:10That would be Mesopotamia?
08:13Jake, I'm so proud, I could pop the buden schlabens on my lederhosen.
08:17Come, a celebratory jig, hit it Frederic.
08:24Ok, now I'm just scaring myself.
08:33Hey.
08:36Look, I'm gonna take over here.
08:37Cool, but this is what I do.
08:40It's who I am, I jump rope, that's all I have.
08:43Come on, give it up.
08:54Ok, who tripped the Bradster?
08:59Oh look, it's doofus.
09:01Wanna jump rope?
09:02The only jumping I'm gonna do is on your face with my fist.
09:05Which isn't jumping, but it's still gonna hurt.
09:07Sprat, teacher, twelve o'clock.
09:10Meet me at the skate park, three o'clock.
09:12I can't do today because I have accordion lessons after school, so three o'clock tomorrow.
09:16If you don't show, everyone's gonna know you're a chicken.
09:20Oh, man.
09:24Guys, this Bradstitch is serious.
09:28Ok, who dealt it?
09:29Not me.
09:30Whoever smelt it.
09:31Dealt it.
09:33Haha, very funny.
09:35Now let's get down to business.
09:36One of us has to show up to meet Brad tomorrow.
09:38We can't use any dragon powers, we're gonna have to face him straight up.
09:41So, who's gonna show up?
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17:32Just so you know, I've always been hard on myself.
17:35But don't take my word for it.
17:43You gonna run away again, American chicken?
18:03Préparez-vous à être absorbé.
18:07Non, non!
18:09J'ai libéré mon énergie de Chi.
18:11Pas de coups magiques.
18:13Je dois le faire moi-même.
18:15Hey, je peux jouer aussi?
18:17Quoi? Comment est-ce possible?
18:19J'ai libéré mon énergie de Doppelganger.
18:23Le rouleau!
18:27Oh non!
18:29Nous sommes libres!
18:313 sur 3.
18:321...
18:332...
18:343!
18:38Ouais!
18:41Et dernièrement...
18:42Non!
18:48On nous a montré qui est le boss!
18:50C'était mieux que le sing-along de S'more!
18:51Jouons pour la joie!
18:52A plus!
18:53Les gars, j'ai tellement adoré le fait que vous m'aviez supporté.
18:56Mais d'ici là, cette attraction va aller au stag.
18:59T'es sûr?
19:01Ouais!
19:02Le truc c'est que je dois trouver un moyen de gérer mon propre affaire.
19:04Tu sais, sans coups magiques.
19:06Ou de mensonges.
19:07Alors...
19:08Vous devez y aller!
19:22Merci pour l'aide, Trixie.
19:23C'est le moins que je peux faire,
19:24avec tout le temps que tu as mis dans le tournoi de Double Death.
19:26Maintenant, allons gérer nos termes.
19:30Je suis fier de toi, Jake Long.
19:32En priorisant ton schédule et en demandant de l'aide,
19:35tu as réussi à gérer ton temps parfaitement.
19:45Jake! Je devais juste regarder Hailey!
19:47Ne t'inquiète pas, je lui ai appelé un favori.
19:49Hein?
19:52Pouvez-vous croire comment Olivia Mears
19:55a cassé son convertible Beach Time Party Dog
19:57et l'a accusé d'être un pauvre Chelsea Futterman?
20:00Le nerf!
20:04Si tu me demandes,
20:05Jake a abandonné son schédule magique du Doppelganger
20:07trop tôt.
20:08Je veux dire,
20:09qu'est-ce que ça serait cool de se faire un Doppelganger?
20:11Peux-tu imaginer les possibilités d'avoir
20:13deux spots?
20:14Ou pourquoi pas trois spots?
20:16Ou quatre?
20:17Euh, cinq spots!
20:18Six spots!
20:19Sept, huit, neuf, dix!
20:20Je veux dire,
20:21pense à la capacité de la compagnie.
20:23Je veux dire,
20:24pense à la capacité de la compagnie
20:25d'un Doppelganger identique.