Bunny Maloney E001 - Text Message Madness
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00:00Lovely Bunny, Lovely Bunny Malani, Lovely Bunny
00:06Beware of this charming rabbit, this sparkling eyes, this pinker chin
00:11He's almost human, he's like you and me
00:13Sometimes painful or jokering, fashions are nasty
00:16Lovely Bunny Malani, Lovely Bunny
00:21Lovely Bunny Malani, Lovely Bunny
00:30How can Angelica marry Brad's evil twin when she obviously loves Jack?
00:45Jean-François
00:46Hi sweetie, just letting you know that I'll be at HQ for a while yet, so if my new Chamel dress turns up while I'm out, be sure to put it somewhere real safe, ok?
00:56Kiss, kiss, kiss
00:57What dress?
00:58Kiss
01:09Oh it's gone, it's dead, oh it's dead
01:19Grieve not for the phones of yesteryear
01:21Cause the Cyber Slicker 500 is finally here Mark
01:24It's sleek
01:25It's sexy
01:26It's spices
01:27Dices
01:28And
01:29It even grates carrots
01:30Phone that grates carrots? Cool!
01:32Oh bummer, I'm broke
01:34But there's always Candy's credit cards
01:38It is not good to borrow without someone's permission
01:41Who says you need permission?
01:42Candy will be angry
01:44She's always angry, so what's the difference?
01:46Ok, you got me on that one
01:49I'm outta here
01:53If you get bored, clean the dress
01:55Jean-François?
02:12Hi there Mr. Bunny, it's Louis Piccolini, your future partner
02:34Oh darn, his answer machine is full again
02:39If only Bunny would give me a chance
02:41I know we could make a great team
03:07Thank you for choosing the Cyber Slicker 500
03:09Now let's program your new telephone
03:12Our tests show that your IQ is too low to use all the sophisticated functions on this telephone
03:16In place of them, we suggest a babes and car screensaver
03:21I wouldn't do that if I were you sir
03:23You're so cute after Stan's finished with you
03:40Look at Bunny with his ridiculous new telephone
03:43Doesn't he look silly?
03:45He's not the only one
03:47That gives me an idea
03:50I'll unblock the functions on his precious telephone
03:53And throw in 500 text messages for free
04:01Alright, I got 500 free text messages, cool
04:07First a lovey-dovey message for Candy
04:10Then I better give the General my new number in case of trouble
04:13And want to tell that weirdo stalker Louis Piccolini to quit bugging me
04:17Three messages sent in ten seconds
04:19Aren't you clever?
04:21Okay, so what ringtones have you got for me?
04:23How about the superhero selection?
04:25Bang! Crash! Wallop!
04:27And damsel screaming
04:31The flop-eared fool!
04:34Now all I need to do is swap the messages
04:37Switching text messages, how cool
04:47Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org
05:18Message top secret
05:23De Bunny?
05:25Voici mon nouveau numéro, si vous avez des problèmes, appelez-moi
05:29J'ai-je l'écrit correctement?
05:31Bunny et moi, nous protégons Bunnyville ensemble?
05:38Stan, peux-tu répondre?
05:42Écoute, je ne sais pas ce que c'est
05:45Écoute, je sais que je suis le super-héros de tes rêves
05:48Mais c'est juste trop dommage pour nous de faire ça ensemble
05:51Signé, Bunny
05:52Oh, dis-le à elle!
05:55Stan, tu l'as encore écrit!
06:02C'est pas un Pormach, là-bas?
06:07Pourquoi personne ne m'appelle?
06:09Je sais, je vais appeler Jean-François
06:12Buenos dias, little person. You've reached the Protech team hotline
06:15For Bunny, press 1
06:21General, we've managed to crack the code
06:23Sir, we've located the source for code named Snuggle Wuggles
06:26And we're certain that Puffy Princess is...
06:28A missile! Aimed at Bunnyville!
06:30Really? And what about the...
06:33What about the end of the transmission, soldier?
06:35It's the end of the transmission. General, sir!
06:37Intercept that missile!
06:42How dare Bunny split up with me by text message!
06:45Stan, find him for me or else there'll be trouble!
06:56An unidentified aggressor is preparing to launch a missile at the town
07:00Protech team, we need your backup
07:02I'm connecting to your tracking system right now, General
07:05Whoa, that's really weird
07:07That's exactly where Bunny is
07:13Ok, here's the deal. Candy's gone to break Bunny's neck
07:15And a missile is about to blow up the town
07:17So, move your butt fast
07:19Hey, dude, do you realize you're in a washing machine?
07:22Jean-François!
07:38Jean-François!
07:51Vous n'avez pas de nouvelles messages
07:53Vous n'avez évidemment pas d'amis
07:55Pauvre bébé!
07:56C'est pas possible! Pourquoi Candy m'appelle de retour?
07:58Youhou! Bunny! Bunny!
08:01J'ai reçu votre appel et je suis prêt à partir
08:04C'est moi, Psychic Stalker à 3 heures
08:07C'est l'heure du Gooster Juice, je m'en vais!
08:10Oh, des entraînements de simulation?
08:12J'adore ça!
08:16Voyons voir ce qu'on a ici
08:19Je vais prendre tous
08:23J'ai reçu un appel!
08:26Jean-François!
08:27Vraiment? Il y a un missile à l'aime du secteur de la ville?
08:30C'est juste à l'arrière du coin!
08:32C'est pas possible!
08:40Aïe!
08:50Des soldats?
08:51Ne vous en faites pas, les gars!
08:53Bunny Maloney est à la maison!
08:55Hein?
09:02Il va vraiment l'obtenir!
09:05Candy! Dans le Bunny Ganger!
09:07Pour me...
09:08Prendre!
09:12Si c'est à propos des cartes de crédit, mon amour
09:14Je peux expliquer tout!
09:15Je vais te montrer comment me faire tomber par une message en texte!
09:18Tu es trop un salaud pour que nous fassions cette chose ensemble!
09:21C'est ce que tu as écrit, toi!
09:23C'était pour ce salaud Louis Picolin!
09:25Je t'ai envoyé un petit message mignon!
09:29Ouais, c'est mignon!
09:30Snuggle Wuggles manque sa princesse bouffante!
09:34Plus fort! Je n'ai pas compris ça!
09:36Snuggle Wuggles manque sa princesse bouffante!
09:44Feu!
09:45Candy?
09:53Feu!
10:10Margie! Ils l'ont manqué!
10:12En fait, nous avons survécu au backlash d'une erreur de plan de bunny!
10:16Inévitable!
10:18Oh!
10:22Oh!
10:23Oh!
10:24Oh!
10:25Oh!
10:41Hey, Blue Boy, quelque chose que tu veux dire à Candy?
10:43Ça va, ça va!
10:44Ah, J.F., pourquoi tu m'as apporté un vêtement? Je ne cuisine pas!
10:49Et qu'est-ce que c'était tout ce boulot sur les cartes de crédit, Bunny?
10:57Bunny!