An episode from the kids TV show Mike and Angelo from Series 5, Ep 5, broadcast on February 4th 1993. In this episode, Mike is about to turn 11 when he developes a spot on his nose. Angelo offers to help with a specially concocted potion, but naturally it all goes embarrassingly wrong!
Starring Shelley Thompson, Tim Whitnell, Michael Benz and Alexandra Milman, this was originally uploaded on Youtube by VideotapeFTW from one of his old video tapes, so all credit goes to him. My upload of this is of just the episode, but VideotapeFTW's upload includes the adverts that came before the episode - which includes a pre fame Beth Goddard - and which can be found here, along with his account: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GG0Oy6TmQs.
Starring Shelley Thompson, Tim Whitnell, Michael Benz and Alexandra Milman, this was originally uploaded on Youtube by VideotapeFTW from one of his old video tapes, so all credit goes to him. My upload of this is of just the episode, but VideotapeFTW's upload includes the adverts that came before the episode - which includes a pre fame Beth Goddard - and which can be found here, along with his account: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GG0Oy6TmQs.
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01:02Paul!
01:05Did you get them? Did you get them?
01:07Yes, Angelo. I got them.
01:09Wait a minute, will ya?
01:11Ah, wonderful!
01:13Thanks for helping with the shopping, Angelo.
01:17Sorry, Rita. How thoughtless of me.
01:19Now, let me give you a hand.
01:21🎵
01:30🎵
01:39Angelo, he's not ten tomorrow. He's eleven.
01:43Oh, crikey!
01:45The machine's gone wrong again.
01:48I have to think of something else now.
01:50Oh, is that you, Mikey?
01:52Risa! Risa! Don't let him in!
01:54The cake! I've just had a brilliant idea!
01:57🎵
02:04So, how was your swim?
02:06A disaster.
02:07Well, what happened?
02:08You mean you didn't hear about the volcano eruption?
02:11Well, where was that?
02:12In the middle of my face.
02:14Look at it, Auntie Rita.
02:16Is that gross?
02:18What?
02:19What do you mean, what?
02:20The spot. The zit. The pimple. Look.
02:24Oh, I don't see anything.
02:27You don't have to be nice, Auntie Rita.
02:30Tell me straight. It makes you want to throw up.
02:33Oh, what nonsense. You can hardly see it, Michael.
02:37Well, at first you can't see it. Now you can.
02:39Five more minutes and we'll be poking right up.
02:42I think you're making a mountain out of a molehill, Michael.
02:45See? Now it's a mountain.
02:47Every minute now, Princess Di will be skiing down it.
02:50I can't let Melanie see me like this.
02:52Cancel the party. The whole thing's off.
02:54Michael!
02:56🎵
03:03Poor kid. It's okay. He's gone upstairs.
03:06I've solved it.
03:07Huh?
03:08The cake conundrum.
03:09🎵
03:14Mmm. Fish finger birthday cake.
03:17Lovely.
03:18Wait till you see my cat food trifle.
03:24Hey, listen. Go upstairs and talk to him, will you?
03:27Huh?
03:28He's in a foul mood.
03:30He's got a pimple on his nose and he thinks everybody's laughing at him.
03:33It's an enormous fuss over nothing.
03:37Go and speak to him, will you?
03:40Oh, right.
03:43🎵
03:46Mike?
03:48Can I come in?
03:51Rita told me to tell you you've got an enormous great pimple on your nose
03:55and everyone's laughing at you.
03:58Thanks, pal. Just what I wanted to hear.
04:01Something like that. I can't really remember.
04:04I was too busy planning your birthday surprise.
04:07Forget birthdays, Guy. The party's off.
04:11Off?
04:12I can't be seen looking like the elephant man's ugly brother.
04:15Get a load of this thing, will you?
04:17Oh, it's just a little spot. Everyone gets spots.
04:20It's all part of growing up.
04:22Okay. We won't cancel the party.
04:24That a boy.
04:25We'll postpone it for 25 years.
04:27Oh, we can't. You've invited everyone.
04:30Melanie's coming all the way up from Devon.
04:32I can't see Melanie.
04:34Not like this.
04:36It's in different pairs.
04:37But she's your girlfriend.
04:39If she really likes you,
04:40she won't let a big little thing like that come between you.
04:44Get real, will you?
04:45What's she going to say when she sees this?
04:47Who knows?
04:48Don't say knows!
04:49Get out! Leave me alone!
05:09Angelo!
05:33It's getting bigger and grosser by the minute.
05:38The solution, buddy boy, lies in the solution.
05:42Huh?
05:44The Angelo patent-pending pimple-pulverizing potion.
05:48Say, au revoir acne, bye-bye boils, and bon voyage blackouts.
05:54What is this stuff?
05:56The answer to all your problems.
05:58Now.
06:00Michael, hold still.
06:03Angelo, what are you doing?
06:06Cinderella, you shall go to the boil.
06:11I mean ball.
06:13Now, overnight, this miraculous concoction
06:18will draw out all the nasty gunk from your nose
06:21and leave it a zit-free zone.
06:27There.
06:29Will it work?
06:30Work?
06:32That pimple's almost as good as gone.
06:38Good night, Mike.
06:40Good night, pimple.
07:00Mikey?
07:01Hey, birthday boy!
07:06Okay.
07:10Good morning, good morning, good morning.
07:11Where is he, then?
07:12Where's the man of the moment?
07:14Michael?
07:15Sounds like he just found my birthday present.
07:16Tell him the breakfast's on the table, will ya?
07:19Happy, happy birthday, Mikey, Mikey!
07:23Mikey?
07:24Can I come in?
07:26Happy birthday!
07:29Oh, you haven't opened it.
07:31Here.
07:33Angelo!
07:34Ah!
07:39Oh!
07:40What happened to your nose?
07:41It was the stupid stuff you put on last night.
07:43Angelo, this is a joke.
07:45I'm not laughing.
07:47Oh, dear.
07:49I must have made it too strong.
07:54It drew out more than the nasty gunk.
07:56It drew out your nose as well.
07:57I don't believe this is happening.
07:59Oh, well, at least there's one ray of sunshine.
08:02The pimple's gone.
08:03Oh, yippee!
08:04What a lucky boy!
08:05Eleven years old with a nose, an anteater, a diaper.
08:08What have you done to me?
08:10Oh, I know.
08:11I know, I know, I know.
08:15We'd better blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
08:17Well, we don't want you to singe your hooter, do we?
08:20Oh, dear.
08:21I am sorry about this, Mike.
08:22You're not half as sorry as me.
08:23What am I gonna do?
08:25Well, you won't be needing this for a start.
08:29What is it?
08:30It's a...
08:32snorkel and mask.
08:35Michael, there's a whole pile of cards here for you.
08:39I'll bring them up, shall I?
08:43Oh, no!
08:47No.
08:48Mike, don't let Rita find out.
08:50If she sees what I've done, I'm chopped liver.
08:52You're gonna be chopped liver anyways.
08:54Michael!
08:57Don't let her in.
08:58Please.
09:00Uh, thanks, Auntie Rita.
09:01Just slip her under the door.
09:04Oh, how ridiculous.
09:05Let your Auntie Rita give you a big birthday kiss.
09:17Michael?
09:18I can't get him out of bed.
09:20He won't budge.
09:21Oh, well.
09:22It's a special day.
09:23I'll allow you a long lie-in.
09:25Happy birthday, Michael.
09:26Thanks, Auntie Rita.
09:29Don't you want to open your card?
09:31Oh, no, no, no.
09:32He wants to open his presents first.
09:33Why?
09:34Well, in case somebody's got him a letter opener.
09:36Then he can try it out on the cards.
09:40Okay, it's your day.
09:41You do what you want with it.
09:42Me, I'm off into town to pick up the sound system
09:45and the lights for the party.
09:46Uh, Angelo, you want to give me a hand?
09:48Oh, certainly.
09:49Bravo, Rita!
09:51Well done, old star.
09:54I'll catch you later.
10:08What a big one, eh?
10:10Lay off, will you?
10:11Oh, I meant the card.
10:13Oh, look, it's from your grandma.
10:15You are my darling grandson.
10:17I cherish you because
10:19the sweetest boy, your grandma's joy.
10:22Shame about the schnoz.
10:25Why do you say that?
10:27Oh, I just made it up.
10:28I'm only trying to put a smile on your face.
10:30You've put enough on my face already.
10:32How do you get this darn thing off?
10:34It'll wear off sooner or later.
10:36Sooner or later?
10:37Which?
10:38When?
10:39Could be five minutes.
10:40Now you're talking.
10:41Could be five months.
10:43I hate what I'm hearing.
10:44Oh, what can I say?
10:46Well, thanks, pal, for ruining my birthday.
10:48What could possibly go wrong?
10:50Michael!
10:51Oh, shoot!
10:56Hiya.
10:57Happy birthday.
10:58Hi.
10:59I couldn't wait to see you.
11:00How have you been?
11:02I've got your card and present.
11:03I can't wait to see your face when you see what it is.
11:06Uh, leave it there.
11:07I'll open it later.
11:08Open it now.
11:09Nah, I'm all gifted out.
11:11What does that mean?
11:13Michael?
11:14Hello?
11:15I'm here.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Uh, aren't you meant to look at me?
11:19Uh, there's no need to.
11:20I already know what you look like.
11:21Uh, I gotta go.
11:22Bye.
11:28I thought he'd be pleased to see me.
11:30Oh, he is pleased.
11:31Yes, he's in his elephant element.
11:33Well, he didn't look it.
11:35I think something's wrong.
11:39Michael!
11:40Um, he's all right.
11:41He's fine.
11:42Is he trying to avoid me or something?
11:44Oh!
11:45Absolutely, possibly not, no.
11:47Then why are you blocking the stairs?
11:49Blocking the...
11:50Oh, oh, no, I'm not.
11:51I'm modelling my new underarm deodorant,
11:53named after the lady who inspired it,
11:55Odorita.
11:57Odorita.
11:58Have a whiff.
11:59Michael!
12:02Oh, hi, Melanie.
12:03Hello.
12:04Uh, Angelo, help me here.
12:05I, um, I'm just, uh...
12:07Angelo.
12:16Mike?
12:17Are you there?
12:20Who is it?
12:21Princess Beatrix of the Netherlands,
12:23I think.
12:24Ah, Melanie.
12:25I'm kind of busy right now.
12:27What's going on?
12:28Why don't you want to see me?
12:30I've been looking forward to this for weeks.
12:32I don't understand.
12:33What's happened?
12:34Nothing's happened.
12:35Then open this door and let me in.
12:40Michael, come out of there!
12:42I want to talk to you.
12:44I want to talk to you face to face.
12:47I'm going to count to three.
12:49One...
12:51Two...
12:53Three.
12:54Right, that's it.
12:56You can stick your rotten party
12:57and keep your rotten present
12:59and your rotten card.
13:00Here it is, Michael Mason.
13:02You and me are finished.
13:04Finished!
13:09Melanie.
13:11Come on.
13:13Whoa, whoa there!
13:14Excuse me.
13:15Oh, Melanie, what's the matter?
13:17Nothing.
13:18It's Mike.
13:19Oh, have you two had a tiff?
13:22What's he been saying to you?
13:23Nothing.
13:24That's the whole point.
13:25He won't see me.
13:26He won't speak to me.
13:28What have I done?
13:30Come on through to the kitchen.
13:32We need to talk.
13:36I really thought he liked you, Rita.
13:38Oh, he does like you.
13:39Sit down and have a drink.
13:41Funny way of showing it.
13:42He's crazy about you.
13:44I'm going home.
13:45Oh, Melanie, what about the party?
13:47If he wants me to come,
13:48he'll have to come and ask me himself.
13:50If that's what he wants.
13:52Oh, come on, Mel.
13:54Let's talk this thing through
13:55nice and quietly.
13:57No!
14:02The sound system's working then.
14:03Switch it off!
14:05I tell you what, I'll switch it off.
14:09Oh!
14:14Thank you!
14:16Oh, come on, Mel.
14:18It won't be the same without you.
14:20I'll think about it.
14:21See you.
14:24There's nothing I can do, Angelo.
14:26If she sees me like this,
14:27she'll drop me like a ton of bricks.
14:29If you don't let her see you,
14:31she's going to drop you anyway.
14:33Phone her.
14:34No!
14:35Say you're sorry.
14:37No!
14:39Tell her you'd like her to come to the party.
14:41No!
14:43That's a lot of no's.
14:44And so is this, Buster.
14:46I can't even go to my own birthday party.
14:49Jiminy Cricket, it's not fair!
14:53That's it!
14:55That's it!
14:56What's that?
14:59Jiminy Cricket!
15:00Jiminy Cricket!
15:01Jiminy Cricket!
15:03The party's going ahead.
15:05You're going to be there
15:06and everybody is going to bat an eye.
15:07Oh, and how are you going to fix that?
15:08Leave it to me.
15:09I'll pull a few strings.
15:14Melanie.
15:15Hi, Victor.
15:16I'm so glad you changed your mind.
15:17You look gorgeous.
15:20Oh, wasn't it a great idea of Angelo's
15:22to turn this into a fancy dress party?
15:24I don't know where he got the idea.
15:26Where's Mike, then?
15:27Come, come, my little wooden chip
15:29off the old block.
15:32I had strings, but now I'm free.
15:34Now I'm free.
15:35There are no strings on me.
15:37Well, it was worth waiting for.
15:39Mikey, you look great.
15:41Hello, Melanie.
15:42Hello, Pinocchio.
15:43I love the nose.
15:45Um, Angelo, come and help me with the food.
15:48Oh, no, I'm watching this.
15:49Marvellous.
15:50Angelo.
15:51Hey, listen, Mel.
15:52I'm real sorry about what happened this morning.
15:54I behaved like a jerk.
15:56I apologise.
15:57Thanks for the card and the present.
15:59They were great.
16:00Am I forgiven?
16:05You look realistic, that nose.
16:07Can I try it on?
16:08Uh, no, no.
16:09Um, I've become very attached to it.
16:11You know what I mean?
16:16Hey, there he is.
16:34Yay!
16:38Well, guys.
16:40That was one heck of a party.
16:44Uh, Michael, I think you can give that nose the elbow now.
16:48Nah, I'll keep it on.
16:50I kind of like it.
16:51It grows on you after a while.
16:53Oh, come on.
16:54Don't be silly.
16:55Take it off.
16:56No, no.
16:57Um, oh, gee.
16:59I'm tired.
17:00Might as well hit the sack.
17:01Good night.
17:03Yes, yes.
17:04It's been a long nose.
17:05Night.
17:06Long night.
17:07I'm tired too.
17:08I think I'll hit the sack.
17:10It'll be a sack, eh?
17:12Good night.
17:17Mike?
17:18Are you asleep?
17:20Oh.
17:23Are you okay?
17:24Yes, thank you.
17:26Well, don't I even get a kiss good night?
17:29Oh.
17:30Oh, come on.
17:32Sweet dreams.
17:33Mm.
17:40Ah, it's worn off.
17:42Huh?
17:43She said it wouldn't hurt.
17:45Who said what?
17:47Uh, no one said anything, Aunt Rita.
17:49Thanks for the party.
17:53Good night.
17:54Good night.
18:03Angelo?
18:13Fabulous news.
18:15Look, it's gone.
18:17Yes.
18:18Oh, brilliant.
18:19Oh, thank the stars.
18:21If Rita had found out, I'd be in it up to my eyeballs.
18:24For once, we got away with it.
18:26Got away with what?
18:28Brilliant.
18:29Got away with what?
18:31Brilliant.
18:32By any chance, I have something to do with this.
18:41Will you please switch that row off?
18:44Mikey, Mikey, turn it down a little, will you?
18:47Borrow it?
18:49Borrow my drill?
18:52I never let people borrow my tools.
18:54Never.
18:56No!
18:58Pinner!
18:59You...
19:01Bit bucket!
19:02What's going on?
19:03I don't believe it.
19:05What?
19:06She's gone out.
19:07Oh, no!
19:08What's happening?
19:09Oh, yes.
19:11Is that where Mrs. Pinner walloped to you?
19:13Well, that was some ding-dong you were having last night, wasn't it?
19:16No way, that creep.
19:18She was taking over my room.
19:19No way.
19:20Don't worry, Michael.
19:21I'll get rid of him.
19:22What a comfy mattress.
19:25Thank you, Michael, for letting me have your room.
19:52You're welcome.