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00:00It's time for the show where your imagination fills in the blanks.
00:05It's...
00:08And now, here's your host, David Sedoni.
00:16Alright!
00:18Hey, how's it going, everybody? Welcome to Mad Libs, the world's greatest word game.
00:23Now, Mad Lib, that's a story that has a few blanks in it.
00:26And it's up to you to fill in all those blanks with your own crazy, unusual words.
00:31On our show today, we've got two teams.
00:33They're going to be competing in a series of physical and mental games.
00:36It's going to grab that Mad Lib, rip it off the page, and bring it to life.
00:40But you know what? I'm tired of talking about it.
00:42Let's start. Bring out the team! Come on!
00:49Come on down here, guys!
00:52Alright, well, we got our players here, and as always, they look ready for action.
00:56Let's find out who our teams are, starting with the red team.
00:59How you doing, red team?
01:00Good.
01:01Good. Nick, how are you, bud?
01:02Good.
01:03Talk about yourself. You got any pets?
01:04Yeah, I have a boa constrictor. His name is Bernard.
01:07Bernard? That's a cool name, dude. Alright, well, it's good to have you here.
01:10Shannon, how about you? You got any pets?
01:12I have two cats, and their names are Woody and Whoopi.
01:14Do you think the boa's going to eat your cats if they got together? That'd be kind of scary.
01:18That's the red team. Let's find out who their teammates are over here.
01:21Blue team, how you doing?
01:22Good.
01:23Good. Kelly, tell us about you. What do you like to do after school?
01:25I like to cheerlead. I'm captain of the cheerleading squad.
01:29Really? Cool. What's the name?
01:31Valencia High School.
01:32Valencia High School cheerleaders. Good to have you here.
01:34Then we got Mahiar. How you doing, bud?
01:36Good.
01:37Tell me, what about you? You like sports?
01:39Yeah, I play soccer. I'm a goalie.
01:41Oh, yeah? How's your team doing?
01:43Oh, I'm just trying out for the team.
01:45Getting ready to try out? Cool. Good to have you here. Alright.
01:48Here's the team. Give them a big hand.
01:53Alright.
01:56Are you guys ready to play?
01:57Yeah.
01:58Good, because today we're going to put dynamite in your dictionary.
02:00Blow that thing up as these two teams compete to try and earn the most points.
02:05Now, that's going to get you to the maximum ad lib.
02:07Once you get there, you have a chance to win a new three CD changer stereo.
02:14Very cool.
02:16You can listen to lots of music that way.
02:19In our first round, what we do is we have one of our viewers from home get a mad lib,
02:23fill in all the blanks, and that's when it starts to get nuts.
02:26Let's check it out.
02:29Hi. My name's Michael, and I'm 12 years old.
02:32Here's my mad lib. It's a twister.
02:34Dorothy and her little stool pigeon, Toto, got sucked up into a tornado
02:39and taken to the land of toilet paper.
02:41Dorothy thought she was stranded until Glinda told her to click her hot dogs three times
02:46and say there's no place like Antarctica.
02:50Have a great game.
02:53Alright.
02:56Well, now what we're going to do is we're going to take Michael's words
02:58and turn it into a big, fat game.
03:00Let's go over here, guys. Come on.
03:04Red team here. Blue team here.
03:06Tell you what.
03:07Tell you what.
03:09Our viewer Michael has everyone in the land of toilet paper.
03:12Why don't you guys go there? Head to the land of toilet paper.
03:15It's a twister.
03:16What we do is we're going to stick the girls in the land of toilet paper.
03:19Of course, they're over here on their stool pigeons.
03:21They're going to get wrapped up in the toilet paper.
03:23Once they unwind, then they have to come over here to the hot dogs.
03:27And like Michael said, they've got to click them three times.
03:29Run over here, and of course, what else do you put on a hot dog?
03:32You've got to have your condiments.
03:34So you grab your condiments, toss them over your head,
03:37and then you take the hot dog back to Antarctica.
03:40First team to land in Antarctica, cool off their hot dogs.
03:43They're the winner.
03:44Are you guys ready to go?
03:46All wrapped up in the land of toilet paper.
03:48All right, here we go. Ready?
03:50On your mark, get set, go!
03:54Andy, Andy, Andy, it's a twister.
03:56It's a twister, Andy.
03:59Pull in the toilet paper.
04:02Girls are going to be a little dizzy after this one.
04:04Blue team got in first. Red team's got to catch up.
04:12Shannon got a little dizzy from her time on the toilet paper.
04:16There's the ketchup from the blue team.
04:20It's done.
04:24There's the yellow.
04:26A little custard.
04:28And finally the onion.
04:32They're all condemnized. Now it's going to be a race.
04:34First one to get back to Antarctica is going to be our winner.
04:38Let's see.
04:49Doesn't get any closer than that.
04:51I'll tell you what we're going to do.
04:53It looks like the red team barely beat out the blue team.
04:57Come on up here, guys.
04:59Come on up here. We want to see your faces.
05:03Guys, looking good, Nick.
05:05Nice dive at the end there.
05:07That's a fabulous look on you. Way to go.
05:10Oh, my gosh, you guys are a mess.
05:12That's pretty.
05:14Here's mustard. All right.
05:16Well, let's take a look at the scores.
05:18See what happened. That's for you.
05:20Scores right now. First up, we got those.
05:22That means the red team, you guys pulled it off.
05:24You won. You got 20 points.
05:26No points for the blue team.
05:28But I'm going to let you guys clean up a little bit.
05:30And we're going to go over to Madder Than You.
05:32Let's go, gang.
05:34Come on.
05:40Guys.
05:44Here you go, guys.
05:46Have another towel. You probably needed about six or seven.
05:48Here you go, Nick. That's for you, bud.
05:50There you go.
05:52Well, it looks like we found out
05:54which team is sloppier than the other one.
05:56I'd say that's got to be a tie.
05:58You guys are both disgusting.
06:00Now it's time to find out which team is madder than the other one.
06:02Now, the key to being an expert Mad Libber,
06:04well, you got to have a huge vocabulary.
06:06You fill in all the blanks
06:08because you have more words to pull from.
06:10Here's how this one works, okay?
06:12I'm going to read you guys a category.
06:14What you have to do, rack your brain,
06:16come up with as many words as you can
06:18that fit into the category that I give to you.
06:20You guys ready for it?
06:22Now if you freeze up, you can't think of an answer,
06:24you get the buzzer, that category's over
06:26and the other team gets the five points.
06:28Now remember, you cannot repeat another player's answer
06:30or a different form of the same word.
06:32Our players, you guys are going to get two minutes, okay?
06:34Two minutes to burn through as many categories as you can.
06:36Let's get set up.
06:38Girls go first.
06:40Guys stand in the back.
06:42You're looking good, though.
06:44All right. Two minutes on the clock.
06:46Here we go. First category.
06:48What are the words that start with the letter R?
06:50Go.
06:52Reindeer.
06:54That's a no answer.
06:56That's five points for the blue team.
06:58Floppy guys, come in.
07:00Next category. Ready? Types of donuts.
07:02Go.
07:04Chocolate donut.
07:06Plate.
07:08Sugar.
07:10That one beat the buzzer. Keep going.
07:12Jelly filled.
07:14Donut holes.
07:18Five points for the blue team. All right.
07:20Going on to the next category.
07:22This one is things that melt.
07:24Go.
07:26Chocolate.
07:28Ice cream.
07:30Marshmallows.
07:32Fudge.
07:34Five more for the blue team.
07:36This is things in a movie theater.
07:38Things in a movie theater. Go.
07:40Chairs.
07:42Screen.
07:44Popcorn.
07:46Fire.
07:48That one beat the buzzer. Keep going.
07:50Lights.
07:54That one's too late. Five points for the blue team.
07:56Hey, guys. How about hot dogs?
07:58All right. Going on to the next category.
08:00Another word for cool.
08:02Go.
08:04Awesome. Bad.
08:06Radical.
08:08Cool.
08:10No. Cool is not another word for cool.
08:12Five points for the blue team. Moving on to the next category.
08:14This one is ice cream flavors.
08:16Go.
08:18Chocolate.
08:20Vanilla.
08:22Coffee.
08:24Strawberry.
08:26Butter pecan.
08:28Mint chip.
08:30Rocky road.
08:32Chocolate chip.
08:34Rainbow.
08:36Sherbet.
08:38Oh, no. They're not going to give you sherbet. It's not a flavor.
08:40We need a specific one. That's five more for the blue team.
08:42This category is things that are smaller than a bread box.
08:44Things that are smaller than a bread box.
08:46Go.
08:48A pencil.
08:50A crumb.
08:52Crumb. That's good. Nice job. We're out of time.
08:54No points awarded for that one.
08:56So come on in, teams. Let's take a look at the scores.
08:58Red team still got 20 points. Nice job.
09:00Blue team, 30 points.
09:02Way to go.
09:04Now we've got ourselves a nice, close game.
09:06Oh, we're going to get these guys cleaned up,
09:08and when we come back,
09:10we're going to throw them in some more slop.
09:12So don't you miss it. Come on back.
09:30Hey, welcome back to the messiest show on TV.
09:32In fact, it's so messy, check out the guys.
09:34They had to change their shirts.
09:36They got fresh, dry shirts on
09:38because they had too many condiments all over them.
09:40Let's take a look at the scoreboard.
09:42Red team, 20 points.
09:44Blue team barely in the lead with 30 points.
09:46Looking good.
09:50Now it's time to stay sloppy
09:52because you guys are going to be doing
09:54a very special delivery in this mega stunt.
09:56Neither rain nor snow nor sleet,
09:58not even scrambled eggs,
10:00are going to keep our players from completing their task.
10:02What they have to do is
10:04they're going to be attached to these stretchy cords
10:06right here,
10:08which are attached to our big Mad Libs fan mail bag.
10:10Thanks, everybody. I appreciate that.
10:12Now what they got to do
10:14is they got to run through the scrambled eggs here,
10:16try and get over to the mailbox.
10:18And of course, at our mailbox,
10:20what do you have but moldy bread?
10:22Now inside the moldy bread,
10:24that's where they get their words.
10:26The object is to grab their words
10:28so they can fill in the Mad Lib at the end of the game.
10:30They're going to come over here,
10:32try and stack them in the Mad Lib wall.
10:34Once they fill four words in the Mad Lib wall,
10:36we're going to take their words
10:38and stick it into the Mad Lib.
10:40Are the players ready to go?
10:42All right. Let me get rid of my moldy bread.
10:44Here we go.
10:46On your mark,
10:48get set,
10:50go!
10:52Jumping in the eggs.
10:54Gotta be careful.
10:56These eggs are just a little bit runny.
10:58So you have to be careful.
11:00Wow, you got that quick, Shannon.
11:02Nice job. There's the tag.
11:04Mahi, are you up?
11:08Blue team's got one.
11:10She's getting another running start.
11:14Go for the rope, Brad. Nice job.
11:16Brad's got the rope.
11:18Now the blue team's getting their second word in.
11:20Blue team has two words.
11:22Red team's got a repeat.
11:26Some of these words are repeat colors.
11:28You have to get the words to fit in the right color.
11:30Blue team has three.
11:32Red team has...
11:34Looks like they're getting their second word.
11:36That's good.
11:38Blue team got the last word.
11:40Is it going to be a winner?
11:42No, that's going to be a repeat.
11:44Come on, Cal.
11:46Nick's struggling. He just can't get that last word.
11:48Blue team looking for a blue word.
11:50Is that it?
11:52No, it's another repeat for the blue team.
11:54That's going to give the red team another chance to catch up.
11:56They got a correct word.
11:58Here it is, blue team.
12:00Another repeat.
12:02Three to three. This could be it.
12:04The red team might make an incredible comeback.
12:06That's it.
12:08That's it. Come on back, Nick.
12:10Nick, come on back, dude.
12:12Get over here, Nick.
12:14Let's take a look at their words.
12:16You got to make sure you get all the words.
12:18Let's see.
12:20We got freckles,
12:22chains,
12:24and rash.
12:26These are the words you guys grabbed.
12:28Now, here's what we're going to do.
12:30We're going to take your words and use them to fill in the mad list.
12:32Come over here, guys.
12:34Nice going. Way to go.
12:38This one's called lunchtime list.
12:40Remember, we're going to stick your words in here.
12:42It goes like this.
12:44My stomach hurts.
12:46It must be because I ate freckles and eggs before lunch
12:48and then had macaroni and chains
12:50with some wart fries.
12:52I was fine until I devoured
12:54that apple rash for dessert.
12:56Eww, gross.
12:58Well, nice job, red team.
13:00Well, you got your words
13:02in the mad libs.
13:04You jumped in all the scrambled eggs, and of course,
13:06you guys got 20 points, which means red team's in the lead now.
13:10Blue team, come on over.
13:12You guys ready to go? It's time to mix it up.
13:14Let's go to mixed up mad libs.
13:22Here they come.
13:24They're running a little cautiously because they have scrambled eggs
13:26all over their feet.
13:28Let's take a look at the scores right now.
13:30Blue team, 30 points.
13:32Red team takes the lead, 40 points.
13:34Nice job.
13:36Help them out.
13:38As you know, anything can happen right now because it's time for
13:40mixed up mad libs.
13:42What I do, jump mad libs.
13:44When you know the correct word, you buzz in,
13:46you give me the answer.
13:48Each one's going to be worth 10 points.
13:50Blue team, one question.
13:52We got ourselves a tie game.
13:54It's looking good. Let's put 130 up on the clock.
13:56Time to get crazy.
13:58It's going to be a good one here.
14:00Down to the last wire.
14:02Here comes your first mixed up mad lib.
14:04A tummy is better known
14:06as a toenail scab.
14:10A female deer is called a donut.
14:12Shannon.
14:14Dough right.
14:16Incorrect.
14:18You can put the pedals of the metal
14:20in that famous car race, the Indiana Jones 500.
14:22Mahir.
14:24Yes, that's correct.
14:26Shannon.
14:30Mahir.
14:32You go by the salt and Play-Doh.
14:34Shannon.
14:36Yup.
14:38Nick.
14:40Clark Quinn.
14:42No, incorrect.
14:44The last line of the lib was liberty and jamba juice for all.
14:46Mahir.
14:48Right.
14:50Chewables are a tasty type of vegetarian.
14:52Incorrect.
14:54Team blue.
14:56What?
14:58That means red team, blue team decide
15:00who wants to answer the question, who wants to do it.
15:02Guy's going to do it, girl's going to be the guys.
15:04Here's your tiebreaker question
15:06to see who our winner for today is.
15:08Ready?
15:10The genie pops out of a lamp to help a boy
15:12in the Disney film Illumina.
15:14Aladdin.
15:16So close.
15:18Nice job.
15:20I mean, we're talking,
15:22we're talking split second.
15:24Great job today.
15:26It's got to be the tightest game we've ever had
15:28here on Mad Libs with a tie, which means you guys
15:30aren't going to lay empty handed.
15:32We're going to give you the trivia game that's fun for the whole family.
15:34You get Disney's interactive The D Show
15:36on CD-ROM, and of course,
15:38they got to get a whole bunch of the world's greatest
15:40word games from Mad Libs.
15:42Coming up, the blue team, they were great.
15:44Red team.
15:46Split second, dude.
15:48Liking quick hands, he got the answer.
15:50That means the red team's going to the match.
15:52You guys ready to go? Follow me.
15:54All right, red team.
16:02Doesn't get any closer than that.
16:04Are you guys okay? You were a little nervous
16:06for that second? Were you freaking out right there, Nick?
16:08Shannon, what about you? Were you just back there going,
16:10All right, now it's time to go
16:12on to the maximum Mad Lib. Who's going to get the clues?
16:14Shannon, you're going to get the clues.
16:16I'm going to give you this envelope. It's got the
16:18five words we're going to use to build it.
16:20You take those. You go get set up. Nick,
16:22come hang out with me, and you guys come back
16:24as we watch the red team go to the match.
16:41Hey, welcome back to Mad Libs.
16:43It's time to build our maximum Mad Lib of the day.
16:46Here's how the match works.
16:48We got five blanks up here.
16:50Now, Shannon took the words
16:52and put them in different clue areas.
16:54In the five different areas, she's got to
16:56give them down to Nick to fill in the Mad Lib.
16:58Okay? The five different areas are
17:00stuff it, grab four marshmallows,
17:02stuff them in your mouth, and yell the word.
17:04This is lick it.
17:06Lick and spell.
17:09You have to use your tongue.
17:11Then, this is draw it.
17:13No markers over here, though.
17:15Finger paint. Stick your fingers in there.
17:17Draw the word.
17:19Then we come to act it, where you have to
17:21describe the word as best you can,
17:23except no talking.
17:25Then we come to sing it,
17:27where you have to describe the word
17:29singing a little song like this.
17:31Got it? All right.
17:33Now, Nick, each time you correctly guess a word,
17:35we're going to stick it into the Mad Lib wall.
17:37Come here, buddy.
17:39Now, your goal, obviously, is to get as many words
17:41as you can, because the grand prize is
17:43hidden beneath one of the five words.
17:45Ready to go? Yeah.
17:47Ready to go? Yep.
17:49Let's put 1.30 on the clock.
17:51Good luck to you, red team.
17:53On your mark, get set, go!
17:55We're starting with stuff it.
17:57The category there is eroded.
17:59Eroded.
18:01A mouse.
18:03Hamster.
18:05Rat.
18:07Pass.
18:09Pass it.
18:11All right, they're moving on to lick it.
18:13The category of lick it is annoyed.
18:15Annoyed.
18:17Um...
18:19Um...
18:21Take some guesses.
18:23Um...
18:25Um...
18:27Ooh, uh...
18:29Ooh, uh...
18:31Ooh...
18:33Ooh...
18:35Ooh...
18:37It's a sound?
18:39It's a noise. It's a noise.
18:41Spell it out.
18:43Oh, hello?
18:45Nope.
18:47So...
18:49Pass.
18:51Moving on to draw it.
18:53The category of draw it is on the lawn.
18:55On the lawn.
18:57Grass.
18:59Keep going.
19:01Um...
19:03On the lawn.
19:05Fireworks.
19:07On the lawn.
19:09Oh, sprinklers.
19:11Moving on to the next one.
19:13The category is type of bug.
19:15Um...
19:17Fly.
19:19Butterfly.
19:21Um...
19:23Caterpillar.
19:25Oh, that's it, out of time.
19:27You got one, you never know.
19:29Shannon, come on down.
19:35Shannon, come on down.
19:37You got one. Shannon, hang on over here.
19:39Not too bad.
19:41All right, let's take a look at the words that you got.
19:43You got one. Let's take a look at the other categories.
19:45First, let's see the words.
19:47Here come the words. You did good.
19:49You got one. Let's take a look.
19:51First, a snack food we ended up getting to.
19:53What is that? That one is...snack food.
19:55Tortilla chip.
19:57It's B-E-L-C-H.
19:59Noise.
20:01Felt. Felt is what we're looking for. That's right.
20:03Then we got to rodent.
20:05She was trying to, you know, squash them out.
20:07What was rodent? A chipmunk.
20:09She was trying to yell out with the marshmallows in.
20:11And then a type of bug. That's what she was trying to squash.
20:13That was a roach.
20:15Roach is what we're looking for right there. Roaches.
20:17Now, you did get one, so I'll tell you what.
20:19We're going to take all the words, including the ones you didn't get,
20:21put them in the Mad Lib, and then you still have a chance.
20:23Let's see the Mad Lib.
20:25This Mad Lib is called VCR Instructions.
20:28One out of five. You guys never know.
20:30Grandma keeps missing her soap operas.
20:32I told her to put a tortilla chip in the VCR.
20:35Press the Belch button and enter the time and chipmunk.
20:39Then to set it, turn off the sprinkler.
20:42She messed it up and recorded roaches instead.
20:44Oh, that's not very cool. All right.
20:47One out of five chance.
20:49You never know.
20:51Let's hope you guys get lucky.
20:53Is it under sprinkler?
20:56Oh, it wasn't there.
20:58Let's see. Where was it? Where was it?
21:00Grand prize today. Oh, there it was.
21:02It was right over there.
21:04You guys, under Belch, which you were so close to getting.
21:07But guess what? We're still going to give you guys each a boombox.
21:10That's right.
21:12We're going to get a boombox, test CD player, AM, FM tuner,
21:14all kinds of cool stuff.
21:16Good job, red team, and we'll see you guys next time.
21:18So long.
21:20Bye-bye.