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01:00Greetings, my garish little goblins and gremlins, and welcome back to the show.
01:10When we last met, our cadaverous competitors took to the stage to compete against one another
01:15in a lip-sync challenge for the first time of the season.
01:19Surprisingly, JK seemed to earn the most tips at our Bewitched Brunch, and poor Satana was
01:24only able to earn a one-way ticket to Hell.
01:27It really was an unfortunate development.
01:30She had so many natural gifts.
01:32Youth.
01:33Beauty.
01:34Style.
01:35All the things that really just make you want to rip someone's throat out, you know?
01:39Sometimes it really pays to just be a little ugly, doesn't it?
01:43Remember that, kids.
01:44Being too pretty or too talented is bad, because it makes people really want to kill you.
01:50Well, enough of that pitiful pondering, because it's high time we move on to this week's excruciating
01:56exhibition.
01:57We've seen our corporeal competitors paint their faces.
02:00We've seen them conceptualize and create incredible visual concepts.
02:03And we've even seen them perform live on stage.
02:05But what we haven't seen them do yet is get crammed into a group of people that they don't
02:10like and forced to perform a group number with them.
02:14While it is fun to kill our contenders ourselves, the only thing that may be more fun is watching
02:19them kill one another, and nothing quite says bloodbath like a good old-fashioned band challenge.
02:25So let's take a peek inside the lab, and see what sort of murderous mayhem we can conjure
02:30up at this conjunction.
02:31And we'll see you on the other side, uglies.
02:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
02:42Another slay!
02:43Back from the dead!
02:45Come on, mama swan, give me the crown!
02:49Satana, Anna, and Orgotic are in the bottom, and I think Satana's going home.
02:57Out of Orgotic, Satana, and Anna, I think it's Anna's time.
03:01She's a little too quiet for me.
03:03I love Satana, but she wrote herself off, which you can never fucking do.
03:08It is a little bit disrespectful to be like, oh, I'm done, I'm done, I don't wanna do this,
03:13I'm not doing the extermination, I'm going home.
03:15It makes you look like a sore loser.
03:17She said that she felt embarrassed, but I think quitting is more embarrassing than actually
03:21being put in the bottom for trying your best.
03:24I think it's Satana's time.
03:26How many people auditioned for this show, and you get the chance, they saw something
03:30in you, that should be the validation.
03:32And I mean, everybody gotta go home.
03:34I mean, it's only one winner.
03:36I mean, just the opportunity to be here is enough.
03:39In the past, I've been through so fucking much, from sex work, to fucking being incarcerated,
03:45to being a fucking fugitive.
03:46Drag is the reason why you guys see me here.
03:50So I was very upset about that, because you do not dare fucking give up, and then you
03:55don't say that.
03:56Y'all remember me first week, I was writing myself off.
03:58I ended up in the bottom, got lucky enough to survive and be back here.
04:02And you gotta win!
04:03And I gotta win!
04:04Finally.
04:05Where's yours?
04:06Oh, it's coming.
04:07Just hold on.
04:08Tick tock.
04:09This is episode four.
04:10And you want that kind of skin in your teeth, so you better hush it up.
04:15Who do you guys want to come back?
04:17I don't want Orgotic to come back, because even though they are very sexy, while we were
04:21all kiki-ing, it was the final toast, our day is over, Org decides it'd be real cute
04:25to throw a drink on me.
04:33You throw a drink on me, baby, I'm gonna throw hands.
04:36You've been poking at everybody here in this competition, and you are complaining and crying
04:41about a little drop on your fucking head?
04:44That's the first thing we need to address.
04:45I'll call them up when we get back, because I hope they're on a bus somewhere else.
04:48Hi!
04:59I'm glad to see him back in the competition, you know?
05:02It gets my heart pumping.
05:04Duh, because I like him.
05:06Duh.
05:07We're definitely in a good spot, and we are chasing something cool between us.
05:14We're not doing romance storylines, not this time around.
05:16Please, no.
05:17So, what's the tea on you pouring a drink on Jay?
05:22I'd also like to know, you little fucker.
05:24I mean, you were telling me that I'm making you wet.
05:31I think Orgotic pouring a drink on JK is funny as hell.
05:37The full story is that you poured a drink on me, and I'm gonna be very serious for a
05:40second, we can joke in the cauldron.
05:42You can insult me, you can insult my shoes, you can insult my looks, you can insult my
05:45demeanor, because I'm silly fucking stupid.
05:47Do not ever put another drink on me for the rest of your life.
05:51Because exterminations are fun.
05:53Me kicking your ass would not be.
05:55Okay?
05:56Okay.
05:57It was just a few drops.
05:59It's just a joke, JK.
06:01Why so serious?
06:02Honestly, I don't think the drink tipple was malicious.
06:06I think this is just Orgotic's way of showing love.
06:09Just like my way of showing love for Orgotic is putting them up for extermination.
06:14I had a lot of time to think while I was in there.
06:17Oh, okay.
06:18What you're thinking?
06:19I think I want to take you out.
06:20Oh!
06:21Likewise.
06:22I thought you wanted to take Neo out.
06:23So prepare yourself, because I'm gonna be Shiva the Destroyer and you're Harbinger of
06:28Doom for this evening.
06:29I don't know what you said, but it didn't sound nice.
06:32I'm definitely coming for Jarvis.
06:34I'm trying to put a spell on him, and let's see if that works.
06:39Guess who's back, bitches?
06:44I mean, Anna's back.
06:46I'm shocked.
06:47Hopefully, she got some energy in the extermination.
06:51I'm not gonna lie.
06:53I feel frazzled.
06:54I think the worst thing about the experience was, for some weird reason, they were all
06:58gravitating towards my groin and my wig.
07:01Like, they were nibbling at my arms, actually.
07:03And I was just like, please don't kind of nibble anywhere near my face.
07:06Not my face.
07:08I just kind of closed my eyes.
07:09I thought, anaphylactic, just close your eyes, think of England, keep breathing, and hopefully
07:14it'll be over soon.
07:15Oh, yeah, they shit all over me.
07:20That means they like you.
07:21Yeah, I think moving forward, I'm just gonna have fun with it, because I don't want to
07:25be in the bottom again.
07:26I don't want to experience that again, as wonderful a life experience it was.
07:30Thank you for making my dreams come true, Dracula.
07:33I think it was a bit of a wake-up call, and I am ready to turn it out on the stage.
07:39That's what the kids say, isn't it?
07:41Turn it out on the stage.
07:42That's what I'm gonna do.
07:43I know that you're safe.
07:45That's good for you.
07:46I'm happy for you.
07:47But I'm really sad that Satana's gone.
07:49Yeah.
07:50She's my girl.
07:51I just think Satana got in her head.
07:54That stage out there is not for the weak.
07:56And also, the judges are not out there to tell us what we want to hear.
08:00Absolutely not.
08:01I mean, that's not a part of a drag competition.
08:03They are there to give us critiques, and honestly, I'm so fucking happy that I finally got critiques.
08:09You should definitely listen and apply that to your package.
08:12Yeah, I got critiques too, fucking finally.
08:14And I think part of my problem was that I have been trying so hard to be a good boy,
08:18and I've gotten a little taste of being bad.
08:22So I'm ready to be bad as hell for this next challenge.
08:28Last week, I think the judges' critiques were right.
08:30This week, what I need to do is let loose and not worry so much about perfection.
08:35Yeah, I'm a bad boy.
08:39I feel it!
08:55Hello, uglies.
09:00So far, you've proven that you can perform acceptably on your own.
09:05But to become the world's next drag super monster,
09:08you're going to have to show us that you can also perform in a group.
09:12And I think you all know what that means.
09:17That's right, darlings.
09:19It's time for the ultimate Dragula group challenge.
09:23The annual Drag Monsters of Rock Floor Show.
09:28Now, this is a massive challenge,
09:30so be sure to pay close attention, my little head-banging hags.
09:34For the first part of the challenge,
09:36you will each need to create a Monsters of Rock solo look.
09:40And it needs to be a magnificent, monumental masterpiece.
09:45We want to see volume, so think big.
09:47Big hair, big spikes, and big makeup are the name of the game.
09:51So look to iconic arena-style rock monsters throughout history
09:55for inspiration.
09:57Okay.
09:59Along with big costumes, this challenge will also have big consequences.
10:04After the solo look floor show,
10:07one of you will be immediately cut from the competition
10:12and will not proceed to the group challenge.
10:15What the fuck?
10:17That's right.
10:19One of you will be cut from the competition on the spot.
10:23That's never been done before.
10:25The rest of you will then be broken up into two bands
10:28and will be taken to our personal music producer's studio,
10:32where you will have to learn and record real vocals
10:35on our new heavy metal track, Gods of Death.
10:39Yes!
10:41Yes!
10:42After that, both bands will be tasked with putting on killer rock shows
10:46where you will all be lip-syncing to Gods of Death
10:49for the biggest battle of the bands Dragula has ever seen.
10:54Yes!
10:56The group with the best vocals and best live stage show
10:59will not only win the challenge,
11:01but will also have their vocals featured
11:03on the official worldwide release of Gods of Death.
11:09Good luck, uglies.
11:10And remember, one of you will bite the dust.
11:16Oh my God.
11:17What the fuck?
11:18Oh my God!
11:19This is fucking insane, baby.
11:21What the fuck?
11:22Someone's getting exterminated on the spot,
11:24so I guess we just do the floor show
11:26and the bullies are like,
11:27there's the door, bitch!
11:29Also, to be able to record a song
11:31and have it finalized in a final version,
11:34for someone that is very familiar with music production,
11:37that would be a great honor.
11:39Oh my God.
11:40It would be amazing.
11:42If I survive, I would love to be with Rob.
11:46Well, whoever's on a team with me
11:47is going to have to make out with me,
11:49so just heads up.
11:50The only person I think I would be hesitant
11:53to be on a team with is honestly Jarvis and Neo.
11:57I feel like Puck Rock is all about being messy and nasty,
12:01and I know your ghost character is a dapper gentleman,
12:04and you always serve feminine, high class.
12:08You were! You were!
12:09Likewise, did you not see me covered
12:11and come for 12 hours the other day?
12:13And I actually plan on showing some skin this time around,
12:16so fuck you, bitch.
12:18Try me.
12:19There it is! There's evil Jarvis.
12:22The other person that I don't know
12:24how well we would work together at this point
12:26is honestly Orgotic.
12:27I just don't know if our ideas would mesh well together.
12:30Honestly, Orgotic.
12:32Orgotic.
12:35Honestly, Orgotic.
12:37With all due respect,
12:38I'm not sure I'd want to be on a team with you.
12:40I think there'd be too much masculine energy.
12:43I think we'd butt heads.
12:44Yeah, I don't want to work with you.
12:48What about you, Anna?
12:49Are you nervous? Are you scared?
12:51I'm not nervous.
12:52I'm going to rock out with my cock out.
12:57I mean, this has got to be the most important look of the season.
13:00I'm not freaking out. I'm not.
13:04No!
13:05And the moment I say it, it sounds like I'm freaking out.
13:07I'm probably freaking out.
13:09I don't want to be on a team with Anna.
13:12I definitely wouldn't want to be on a team with Anna
13:15because I'm not setting any personality
13:17and she's so fucking boring,
13:18so I know she can't be a fucking rock star.
13:25Fantasia, you've mentioned that you don't really perform
13:28a lot of this kind of stuff back in Miami.
13:31I'm not reading. I'm just asking.
13:33Wait a minute, wait a minute.
13:34I never said that I didn't perform a rock song.
13:37I'm a well-diverse entertainer, baby.
13:39I see that now. Damn.
13:41I was just asking, are you excited?
13:43I did. I won for it. Where's your win?
13:45Because all you do is make jokes.
13:47And you are a joke.
13:49So therefore, don't come for me.
13:50Got to win.
13:51Because I know how to do all types of music.
13:53Enjoy your safety.
13:54All types of music.
13:55I was just going to ask, are you excited?
13:57It doesn't matter if I'm safe or not.
13:58I'm still here, Anna.
13:59We're all still here.
14:00Okay, so it doesn't matter.
14:01I don't know why you brought this energy.
14:02You finally get a win, and now you're,
14:04oh, Fantasia, all that.
14:06I said, this is not usually my arena.
14:08I never say anything about music,
14:09so don't put words in my mouth ever again.
14:11So thank you.
14:12Well, honey, in case it wasn't clear,
14:14she is an entertainer.
14:16She does it all.
14:17Opera, rock and roll, heavy metal, Christian gospel,
14:20in case you missed it.
14:22But this wasn't her arena.
14:23I didn't use the word arena, God forbid.
14:25I want to be on a team with her.
14:27You should.
14:28Maybe you'll get a win.
14:29Maybe you'll get a win if you're on a team with me.
14:30A second?
14:31Joke?
14:32Thanks.
14:33Well, this look is mega important.
14:35Jay has a lot to work on, so let's get going!
14:40Yeah, nice guy you are.
14:42Come on, Mama Swan, give me the crown.
14:55So for Monsters of Rock this week,
14:57my inspiration is David Bowie,
14:59specifically a costume that he collaborated on
15:02with Kansai Yamamoto.
15:04I have re-envisioned this as
15:06what if Ziggy Stardust were a satanic glam metal album?
15:11What I'm doing right now is designing
15:13the makeup look to go with it,
15:14because I will be showing my human skin
15:16for the first time on screen.
15:19And here I am taking some eyeshadow
15:21and practicing the sort of draped blush technique
15:24straight on the paper.
15:25And I mean, think of it just as like a chalk pastel.
15:28It's basically the same thing.
15:30So for this challenge,
15:32I'm planning on being a literally monster of rock.
15:37Those kind of monsters that you see in art covers
15:40are really huge and dark bands.
15:43I'm using a lot of plastic, a lot of liquid latex.
15:47So for the horns, I'm actually using the Flourish.
15:52They're not heavy at all,
15:54and you can increase the volume that you want
15:57and pretty much stay on your head.
16:00My inspiration for my monster of rock floor show
16:03is kiss, but sexy.
16:06And I cannot wait to showcase this mohawk.
16:09These mohawk pieces that I'm going to glue on my head
16:12are going to be the cherry on top
16:14of this monster of rock look.
16:16With these hair pieces, it's just foam
16:18that we hollowed out,
16:19and then we just sprayed all these down
16:21with a little bit of hairspray.
16:23And then I'm just going to staple this or glue it
16:26or it's going to magically appear on my head.
16:29Hopefully.
16:41Oh, that's hot.
16:45Oh!
16:46The energy in the lab is different today.
16:48The look is more important than ever,
16:50and we're all kind of taking looks at each other
16:52and sizing them up.
16:53Can I pull you over to the cauldron
16:55and we can have a little kiki?
16:56Yes, let's talk.
16:57I heard my girl Fantasia say a little bit about her story
16:59with being arrested, but I need her to elaborate.
17:01I got to hear this whole thing.
17:03Honestly, like, I've come a long way.
17:06The road was not easy for me,
17:07just like when I was incarcerated.
17:09When I was younger, I tried to write a bad check
17:12to get food, and it landed me in jail.
17:15In Jacksonville, when you go to jail,
17:17they put the trans people, like, in with the crazy people.
17:20That is wild.
17:21Yeah, and you'd be in there with, like, other men
17:23and heterosexual men and all that kind of stuff.
17:25Honestly, I was so scared of that place,
17:27I was supposed to be on probation,
17:29and I didn't report back.
17:30So for seven years, I had a warrant,
17:32so I really couldn't get a job.
17:34I couldn't get any apartment in my name.
17:36I was living under other people's rules,
17:37sleeping on the floor of other people's houses.
17:39And I finally got that time over with,
17:42which I did for months,
17:43and my life changed after that.
17:45I was able to use drag as a platform
17:49to create a career and a brand,
17:51and that's why you see me sitting here today.
17:53You know, a lot of my black trans sisters didn't make it.
17:56Yeah.
17:57You know, and I beat the statistics.
17:58I know there's so many young trans women
18:01that look up to me, and that's one of the reasons
18:03why I'm so happy to be on this platform
18:06and be visible for those girls
18:08and for queer people, period, you know?
18:10Just seeing, like, a black trans woman
18:12just living her truth
18:14and just being authentically themselves
18:16just, like, is really inspiring to me.
18:19Her living her truth and telling her story
18:21will just show people what black trans women
18:23have to go through, and I'm just happy
18:25that she's here to tell her story
18:27and inspire someone else.
18:28Here I am. I've made it out on top, honey,
18:31and I'm so happy to be here.
18:33Well, damn, why so quiet in here?
18:35Y'all all right?
18:37Everybody feeling good?
18:39I think this is where we're really gonna see
18:41the personalities.
18:42I think rock is all personality.
18:44Like, you can't be, like, quiet and meek
18:47when you're rocking out.
18:49I'm bored of, like, the pointed little comments
18:51about, like, where's the personality,
18:53all that shit.
18:54Like, if you've got something to say to me,
18:56come and say it to me.
18:57So I feel like the comments are quite pointed,
19:00and I'm tired of people overlooking me.
19:03I'm fucking bored of, like,
19:05oh, you've got to, like, sing and dance
19:07every five seconds.
19:08You can be confident, you can be a strong performer
19:10without being, like, center of attention 24 hours.
19:13Just because you're not loud all the time
19:16doesn't mean you're any less of a personality
19:18or any less of a person.
19:20So fuck y'all.
19:21That felt very pointed.
19:23It felt a bit pointed when I came in,
19:25and people were like, oh, I miss Saitana.
19:27Well, boo-hoo.
19:29She's gone home.
19:30Get on with it.
19:31Who gives a shit?
19:32It's a competition.
19:34And yeah, I'm looking at you.
19:35Who asked for your opinion?
19:37And also, if you are trying to help me,
19:39maybe come over and speak to me directly
19:41instead of slagging me off in the corner.
19:43Like, what's that about?
19:44We're looking for the next drag super monster,
19:47not the drag background singers.
19:49Oh!
19:50We need personality.
19:51I'm a background singer?
19:53Well, you're fading in the back, girl.
19:55I'm not fading in the back, girl.
19:56And we're trying to pull you forward.
19:58Oh, so you're helping me?
19:59I'm not trying to set you up for failure.
20:01Well, thank you.
20:02Cool.
20:03OK, well, hopefully you bring it out, and we'll see it.
20:06Well, I'll bring it.
20:07OK, good luck, girl.
20:09Thanks.
20:15Ooh!
20:17Wake up, everybody.
20:19Another day, another slay.
20:22It's a new day.
20:23It's Monsters of Rock Day.
20:24And bad news, it's also Sudden Death Day.
20:28Jay, how are you in Fantasia?
20:30I lost a little bit of sleep over it last night
20:32because it felt like it was just out of nowhere.
20:34Out of nowhere?
20:35Yeah.
20:36It felt like it was out of nowhere.
20:37Are we still talking about this?
20:39Cynthia asked, I answered.
20:40We don't have to.
20:41You can stay over there with your shit.
20:43OK, but you're talking about me,
20:44so why the fuck would I stay somewhere
20:46when you're mentioning my name and I'm in the room?
20:48Like, come on.
20:49I answered a question that Cynthia asked.
20:50So my whole thing is,
20:51do you want to talk about this or you don't?
20:53Am I not allowed to answer a question?
20:54Is that frowned upon?
20:56Is everyone else OK if someone asks a question that I answer it?
20:58Girl, you're dragging it out at this point.
21:01You asked about it, Cynthia!
21:03I know, I was just seeing if you got it resolved.
21:05I'm just not going to say shit for the rest of the goddamn day
21:08because apparently everything I do is fucking wrong.
21:10Assholes.
21:11Bitch, I just asked a fucking question!
21:14Anna, did you get to resolve anything with Blackberry?
21:18Be careful, girl.
21:19No, I didn't.
21:20I'm sorry I kind of erupted,
21:22but it kind of felt like you were throwing some comments.
21:25It is what it is. It's cool.
21:27You know, in drag, I'm different,
21:29but I'm not like that all the time.
21:31I'm quite quiet.
21:32I do get on with my stuff.
21:34That's me.
21:35I'm not going to change.
21:38I'm trying to make amends,
21:40but I'm just met with a wall of silence.
21:42This is not how I saw my Dragula experience panning out.
21:46Probably not the best idea
21:48to try and make friends with people in a competition.
21:54So, I know that we have a lot that we have to get to,
21:57but do you want to go talk real quick?
21:59Yeah, just give me one second.
22:01Everybody's after JK right now,
22:03and honestly, if I was in JK's position,
22:05I would want to talk to somebody,
22:07so I'm just doing the nice gesture
22:09and seeing what the fuck is going on with JK.
22:12I mean, I just wanted to kind of bring you back here,
22:15just to kind of see, like, where your head was at.
22:18I have not had an easy time here.
22:21I can't do it anymore.
22:23You, in general, you use this drag character as JK, as a joke.
22:28But I know, deep down,
22:31there's something deeper that we're not getting.
22:35Fuck, dick, hole.
22:37Um...
22:39I get really, really nervous just to let people in, in general.
22:43And I feel like it's easier to, like, make a joke of myself,
22:46to let other people make fun of me,
22:48to create this character that is just funny and silly and goofy,
22:52because if people are laughing at me,
22:54there's no opportunity for them to go behind my back and make fun of me.
22:57So it's really hard for me to feel like I'm welcomed anywhere.
23:00I think we all are that person.
23:04Everybody here are the oddballs of the group,
23:08and we all have tried to fight our way through life.
23:11If they got a glimpse into who you really were outside of the jokes,
23:15I feel like we could all be closer, you know?
23:18Instead of always throwing jokes or just, like, little jabs,
23:22maybe just show you, you know?
23:25As embarrassing as it is to cry in front of Cynthia,
23:28I am glad I'm getting this out.
23:29I do use humor to deflect,
23:31because I don't want to give so much of myself to people
23:34that I don't know that well.
23:36The only way that he can make things better
23:38is if he's just open and honest with us,
23:40but we can't see that unless J.K. allows us to.
23:43Let me go get something done.
23:45I appreciate you pulling me in.
23:47It'll take some steps to make things better, like, with the whole cast,
23:50but I don't think it'll be hard to maybe apologize,
23:54shake a hand, kiss a baby. I'll be fine.
23:59♪♪
24:09♪♪
24:22Attention, competitors.
24:24Attention, competitors.
24:26The floor show is about to begin.
24:29Please make your way to the main stage.
24:32Give me the crown!
24:33Not looking like that, bitch!
24:35Aah!
24:37♪♪
24:46♪♪
24:56♪♪
25:06♪♪
25:16♪♪
25:27Welcome to the first floor show of two
25:29in our epic two-part Monsters of Rock challenge.
25:33For tonight's show, our drag monsters
25:35must channel the rock gods of yesteryear
25:37by conceptualizing and creating arena-worthy
25:40Monsters of Rock looks
25:42and selling their looks to the masses
25:44here on the main stage.
25:46We're looking for big hair, big costumes,
25:48and big stage presence for this look and performance,
25:51and the consequences for failing the first part
25:54of this challenge will be equally large.
25:57But more about that later.
26:00Our first judge tonight is the only person
26:03I would trust to kill someone with me on the spot.
26:05She's the creator of the Boulé Brothers' Dragula,
26:08the sensational Swanthula Boulé.
26:11Thank you, darling.
26:13It feels really good to be out here by myself.
26:15Thanks for joining me, Swan.
26:17And our next judge is my better half,
26:20the Daughter of Darkness herself,
26:22the dreaded Drakmorda.
26:24Drakmorda, darling, thank you for being here with me.
26:27Thank you so much for having me.
26:29I can't wait to murder one of your competitors.
26:32For now, let's dim the lights,
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31:35Why do they have to be so good?
31:39It's making our job very difficult.
31:41I wish they would suck a little more.
31:43It'd be much easier.
31:45What if you had to critique me?
31:47Let's hear your critiques of me.
31:48Let's see how up to par you're judging really is.
31:51Well, Trak, let's start with your look.
31:53You're gorgeous, and I think you know it.
31:55But it's your attitude that's just blackened and rotted.
31:59Rotted to the core.
32:00It gives me a lot of character.
32:01And that's why you win tonight.
32:03There you go. Thank you.
32:05Okay, so let's talk about our tops and bottoms tonight
32:08and our versatiles.
32:10We saw a lot of shifting of the pieces tonight.
32:13And Monsters of Rock is always that crucible
32:15that shows us and separates the beasts from the babies.
32:18Yes.
32:19I thought Throb's look was interesting.
32:21Throb's performance was also great,
32:23but I do think they could have benefited from some editing.
32:26Too many gags, too many props,
32:28and not all of them went very well,
32:30so that definitely counts against Throb.
32:32I loved a lot of the references with this floor show tonight.
32:35And I think what Blackberry was doing
32:37was giving us a little homage to Paul Stanley,
32:39like with the star makeup, which I thought was cute.
32:42I want to know what happened with the hair,
32:44because the contouring was very strange.
32:46It just kind of, like, went up to the hairline and stopped.
32:49She had these big shoulders.
32:51And if you have big hair piled up around it,
32:54it really is not a good look.
32:56It makes you look very top-heavy.
32:58So you're saying you like the bald?
32:59I think it was good bald.
33:00I think if there was something planned and it didn't work out,
33:02maybe it was for the better.
33:04But he had a big hair challenge with a bald head.
33:06How dreadful.
33:07Yes, but I will say this.
33:09Blackberry was giving us, like,
33:11bawdy, bawdy, bawdy, bawd.
33:13I love to see it.
33:15Me too.
33:16And that's not an outfit that you can kind of, like,
33:18buy from a sex shop or something.
33:20You know, some of these girls can go out
33:22and buy this little sex shop outfit and throw a belt on it.
33:25Like, they're good.
33:26Blackberry went out and designed that extreme thong look,
33:29and she did it very well.
33:30Let's talk about Anna just for a minute,
33:32because I really think Anna rose
33:34to the Monsters of Rock challenge tonight.
33:36I feel like we saw a different Anna phylactic,
33:38maybe the Anna phylactic that we were expecting at the beginning.
33:42And I think it's testament to the power of rats in your wig.
33:45Like, rats in your wig will really wake a bitch up.
33:48I mean, I have to imagine that a rat pissing on your face
33:51probably will do something to a person
33:54to really change their perspective on what they're doing.
33:59I mean, the two people that sort of showed up in the bottom for me,
34:02I'm conflicted about who I think should go home tonight.
34:06One of them has been sort of quiet
34:09and just hasn't found their stride yet,
34:11but I know that they are an incredible artist.
34:14But then again, we're almost halfway through, you know?
34:17And if they haven't shown up yet, are they even going to?
34:20And the other one is certainly more sloppy,
34:22and their craftsmanship isn't necessarily
34:24up to the standard of the rest of the performers,
34:26but they have a lot of character and personality.
34:28And drive and charisma.
34:30And they are good performers, so I'm conflicted.
34:33I think it really is going to come down to how they do tonight.
34:36I agree.
34:37And on that note, I think it's time we bring in our monsters
34:41and begin Judgment.
34:44Welcome back, Uglies.
34:46Drack and I are very excited to see
34:48that some of you really incorporated our feedback this week,
34:51and the growth here is very evident.
34:54As always, I want to remind you
34:56that we are not here to judge your drag.
34:58Drag is art, and art is subjective.
35:00What we are judging you on tonight
35:02is whether or not you are a drag queen.
35:04And if you are a drag queen,
35:06we are judging you on whether or not you are a drag queen.
35:09And if you are a drag queen,
35:12What we are judging you on is your drag
35:14as it relates to this competition
35:16and the challenges that we've put before you.
35:19Let's start with Cynthia.
35:22All right, so this look was solid,
35:24and your performance was actually really strong.
35:26Consider the energy with which you performed,
35:29because you were giving a little bit of, like,
35:315, 6, 7, 8 at the tip bar tonight
35:34instead of rock and roll.
35:36So I want to ask you to try to put a little more
35:38rock and roll energy into your performance
35:40for the main challenge.
35:42You are moving forward and can move to the back of the stage.
35:48Okay, we're going to move on to Throb.
35:50Your performance was fun, sexy, energetic.
35:55I liked it until you started doing the kung fu
35:58and all the hip thrusting and gyrating,
36:01and that's when I loved it.
36:03But I do think it suffered from a lack of editing.
36:06You had one too many props, one too many gags.
36:09Not all of them went as planned.
36:11That being said, you are absolutely moving forward
36:14to the group challenge and can move to the back of the stage.
36:16This judgment is very different today.
36:19We're finding out on the spot who's made it
36:21to Battle of the Bands.
36:22It's a lot. Like, it's stressful,
36:24because we don't know how this is going to end.
36:26So, Anna.
36:28Tonight you incorporated our feedback from last week,
36:30and your energy on stage was palpable.
36:33I think this look is exciting,
36:36and I love the shoulder pads.
36:38I want to give you a little note.
36:40You have a lot of natural poise,
36:42which is such a good gift,
36:44but I do want you to think about throwing that
36:46out the window for the next challenge.
36:48We want to see wild, unbridled energy.
36:51I find tequila helps a lot.
36:54I'm going to take that challenge, yeah.
36:56I think you were badass, and you were kind of butch,
36:58which I was really into.
37:00So I commend you on taking our critiques
37:02and applying them.
37:03Thank you.
37:04I felt like I needed to fight, actually.
37:06Yeah. Yeah.
37:07I felt cute.
37:08You are moving forward to the group challenge,
37:10and you can also move to the back of the stage.
37:13Thank you so much.
37:14I'm over the moon.
37:15I made it to Battle of the Bands.
37:17And yeah.
37:19Ha.
37:20J.K.
37:22I thought the emo scene kid interpretation
37:25was an original take on the theme,
37:28but I think the craftsmanship overall
37:30just could not compete with the others on stage tonight.
37:33I'm not sure that this look is coming off well for J.K.
37:36I definitely see him in the bottom.
37:38There were a few flubs, too.
37:40You had a little mishap with the tiara,
37:42and I think you tried to bounce back from that breaking,
37:44but I don't know that it was successful.
37:46And for these reasons, you are up for extermination.
37:50Well, I told you.
37:52Knowing that I'm up for extermination,
37:54whatever that looks like this week,
37:56feels like shit.
37:57I hate it, but I know that I'm going to do
37:59whatever it is they ask,
38:01because I'm going to the Battle of the Bands.
38:04Now,
38:05Neohulu X,
38:08Orgotic,
38:10and Vantasia,
38:14you three performed the best this week.
38:18Neohulu, your natural fashion sense
38:20and original style continue to impress us.
38:23I loved the cultural references in your performance.
38:26I think you brought us a vision from a faraway land,
38:29and I just think it was so cool.
38:30My favorite accessory of the night
38:32is the katana-scabbard-microphone hybrid.
38:36Oh, I saw it, and I was like,
38:38oh, it's too good.
38:40This was a great look,
38:41and you can move to the back of the stage.
38:44Thank you so much.
38:45I'm so excited that I made it into the Battle of the Bands.
38:49It's literally a dream come true.
38:51Orgotic,
38:54you are a drag monster of rock.
38:57This look is literally terrifying.
39:00The visual impact on the stage is completely original.
39:04Thank you so much.
39:05I do want to say,
39:06I want to see you move a little more in your floor shows.
39:09I think that the giant boots are getting in the way.
39:13Not club kid boots,
39:14not basic bitch club kid boots,
39:16the ones that we hate.
39:17You might want to think about
39:18how you can move in your floor shows
39:20even though you're wearing these boots,
39:22or you might have to chuck the boots.
39:23You're going to have to do something,
39:24because I want to see you move more in your floor shows.
39:27Which, speaking of,
39:28you are moving forward to the group challenge,
39:30and you can move to the back of the stage.
39:32Thank you so much.
39:33I think Orgotic is the bat that Ozzy bit
39:37and has now mutated and eaten Ozzy himself.
39:42Fantasia, I am so happy and proud of you
39:44because you really listened to the judges' feedback
39:46from last week,
39:47and I think it really paid off.
39:49Your floor show tonight was sexy,
39:51it was badass,
39:52you were full of confidence,
39:53it was fun,
39:54you had the best hair of the night,
39:55you were performing at the highest level.
39:57You had the wig reveal,
39:59and it's the first time I've seen the crew audibly gasp,
40:02so to me, that's all I need to hear.
40:06Congratulations, Fantasia.
40:07You have won the Monsters of Rock challenge.
40:13You are moving forward to the group challenge
40:15and can move to the back of the stage.
40:18Go, bitch.
40:19Oh! Bitch, I won!
40:22Honestly, I am so fucking happy
40:24because this is the Boulet Brothers' favorite challenge
40:27and I fucking won, bitch!
40:31Okay, moving on to Jarvis.
40:33So I really love the Bowie inspiration
40:35and the upside-down cross on this outfit.
40:37Like, the main garment is actually something
40:39I think we would both wear.
40:41I loved the reference,
40:42but I don't know that this was successful.
40:45I think we were looking for badass and punk
40:47and dark and wild,
40:49and I think this color choice,
40:51I think the scheme kind of brought it
40:53to, like, a cartoony place.
40:54Like, literally, I think the color scheme
40:56is very, like, thing one and thing two.
40:59So Jarvis' look is giving very Dr. Seuss.
41:02The look is very poor.
41:04Bitch!
41:05There's the door!
41:07Maybe for other challenges could work,
41:09but for this one,
41:10it just did not scream Monsters of Rock at all.
41:13And unfortunately for that reason,
41:14you are up for extermination tonight.
41:17Well, he had determination.
41:19He had imagination.
41:21But Jarvis is up for extermination.
41:24Get it? Because he looks like Dr. Seuss.
41:26I'm not entirely surprised
41:28that I'm up for extermination,
41:30but I wanted to stay true to myself
41:32and to the costume I had always dreamed of.
41:36Blackberry, you did a great job.
41:38This look is sexy. It's fun.
41:40I was going to come for the contouring on the head
41:42because contouring a bald head is weird,
41:44and that's what tipped me off.
41:45Like, there was a headpiece involved with this.
41:48Yeah, I was sweating a lot,
41:50and I had these mohawk pieces.
41:52And in the time, I just couldn't get it on.
41:54I originally would have liked to see big hair on this,
41:57but after Drack and I discussed it,
41:59I think maybe a bald head was actually a great way to go.
42:02And I really commend you for giving all this body
42:05that you did because you just served it
42:07with 100% confidence.
42:09And really, we can get away with murder
42:11when we do it with 100% confidence.
42:13For so many reasons,
42:14you will also be moving on to the group challenge,
42:16so you can join everyone else in the doc.
42:18Thank you so much. Thank you.
42:19I'm so happy that I'm safe,
42:21but I don't know what's going to happen
42:23to Jarvis and JK right now.
42:26Jarvis and JK.
42:28The next step in our Monsters of Rock challenge
42:31is to join your castmates and form two bands
42:34that will compete against one another
42:36in our ultimate Battle of the Bands group challenge.
42:39But unfortunately,
42:40one of you will not be moving forward from this point.
42:45You are both incredible drag artists,
42:47but our Monsters of Rock show is all about performance.
42:50And tonight, we want to see which one of you
42:52can put on a more entertaining rock-and-roll drag show.
42:57You must perform a rock-and-roll lip-sync drag show
43:00head-to-head on this very stage,
43:02and you're going to do it right now.
43:07In this moment, I am having a panic attack.
43:11Being up for extermination is one thing,
43:13but now finding out we have to lip-sync,
43:16all of a sudden, I want to die.
43:18So without further ado, let's dim the lights.
43:25Start the music.
43:26And let the floor show begin.
43:44A lip-sync battle on the spot?
43:47What?
44:13They can't break what is not mine
44:16I'm gonna destroy the world
44:19Sweetest shit you've ever known
44:22This is the first lip-sync battle on Dragonball History.
44:26I'm just so shocked right now.
44:33Sell it to the burn mount
44:35Or it to the cool
44:36You got is not enough, stupid
44:38I just want more
44:39And I'll throw another punch
44:41I'll get the highest score
44:42I'll be chewing on your skin
44:44I'll be knocking down your door
44:46I really want to destroy, destroy, destroy
44:48One fist in your face while keeping my poison
44:52Pure violation of Earth's great creation
44:55It's an infestation, it's world domination
44:58Do it, do it, do it, ha
45:04Do it, do it, do it, ha
45:08JK is surprisingly turning up.
45:16Do it, do it, do it, ha
45:19Sell it to the burn mount
45:21Or it to the cool
45:22You got is not enough, stupid
45:24I just want more
45:25And I'll throw another punch
45:27I'll get the highest score
45:28I'll be chewing on your skin
45:30I'll be knocking down your door
45:32I really want to destroy, destroy, destroy
45:35One fist in your face while keeping my poison
45:38Pure violation of Earth's great creation
45:41It's an infestation, it's world domination
45:47Jarvis got called on having a small look
45:49and now he's giving a not large performance.
45:52I'm really worried about how this is going to turn out.
46:01Do it, do it, do it, ha
46:06JK definitely had the best lip sync
46:08because baby, he utilized the whole stage
46:11and baby, he was on fire tonight.
46:14I'm rooting for Jarvis.
46:15I really want Jarvis to be here
46:16but also if Jarvis ends up going home
46:18that's another competitor out of here
46:20but bitch, please send JK packing.
46:24Jarvis.
46:30This floor show was your last.
46:36You will not be moving forward in the competition
46:38and you may leave the stage.
46:39Thank you for this opportunity
46:41and for saving me the embarrassment
46:43of a live singing challenge.
46:45I'll see you in hell.
46:55Lip sync roulettes are not what I do.
46:57I did the best that I could under the circumstances
47:01but the shock just completely threw me off my game.
47:04I might have gotten my shit rocked
47:06by this extermination
47:08but this isn't the last you've seen of Jarvis Hammer.
47:11After all, I am a ghost.
47:16JK, congratulations.
47:19You will be moving forward to the main group challenge.
47:22Thank you.
47:23In the grand scheme of things
47:25I'm shocked that Jarvis was exterminated.
47:27This was just not their genre
47:29and this wasn't their time.
47:30It sucks to see him go
47:31but I'm excited that it means
47:32I get another step in this competition.
47:35Now, it's time to assign your teams
47:38for the battle of the bands.
47:40Fantasia, because you won
47:42you will be the lead singer and group leader for band one.
47:46And your band members will be
47:50Neo Hulu
47:54Anaphylactic
47:58and Blackberry.
48:00I don't want to be on a team with Blackberry
48:02just because I feel like they've got something against me.
48:06I'm not sure what.
48:08I think my team is doomed.
48:11Borgotic, you will be the lead singer
48:13and group leader for band two.
48:15Oh, thank you.
48:17I wanted to be a band leader so much
48:20that I don't even give a damn about who's on my band.
48:23I'm just going to make it fucking work.
48:26And your band members will be
48:28Cynthia Doll
48:31Throb Zombie
48:35and JK.
48:38I'm definitely going to work with JK
48:40because he's going to shut his mouth
48:42and he's going to obey
48:44and he's going to be fucking cool.
48:46So I'm in a band completely compiled
48:48of queens fighting with each other
48:50and I don't know how this is going to go.
48:52Next week is the battle of the bands
48:54and I am a team leader baby
48:56and I'm going to destroy Orgotic.
48:58I mean Fantasia, you got the beauty,
49:01you got the brain,
49:02you got the power of the reins,
49:04but I'm motherfucking crazy.
49:06Now, get back to the lab
49:09to receive the next part of your group challenge
49:11and may the best band win.
49:22Jarvis,
49:25this floor show was your last.
49:28You may leave the stage.
49:58I'm sorry.
50:19I'm sorry.
50:28I'm sorry.
50:58I'm sorry.