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00:00Ah! Will the doctor be here soon?
00:03Of course they will, any moment.
00:05Only, I've got to meet my mates.
00:07Ah!
00:09Fine, I'll call them and tell them I'll be late.
00:11You can't do that in here, it's a hospital.
00:13Right, I'll go outside.
00:15See if you can find a doctor.
00:17This is the problem with the NHS.
00:20That's why Mr Mullick and I go private.
00:22I can phone my doctor any time, day or night,
00:25and he'll see me straight away.
00:27Can't you call him now?
00:28Hardly, he's on holiday in Barbados.
00:31Hi, sorry to keep you waiting.
00:33I'm Dr Shah.
00:34Oh, thank God.
00:35It's my mum.
00:36Hello there, Mrs...
00:38Khan.
00:38Hello, Mrs Khan.
00:39What seems to be the problem?
00:41Well, doctor, it's my daughters.
00:45Sorry?
00:45One of them is moving away
00:47and she's going to take my grandson
00:48so I'll never see him again.
00:49And the other one is out all hours
00:51and she mixes with the wrong crowd.
00:53Mum, you think she's got appendicitis.
00:56I see.
00:56And what makes you think that?
00:58That's what Alia said.
00:59And Alia is?
01:00The delinquent.
01:02Right.
01:04So she's not medical?
01:05No, but she's single.
01:07Are you married?
01:09Why don't we check on your appendix?
01:11That's all?
01:12Yes.
01:13So you're not married?
01:14Let's not worry about me.
01:16Alia's a very nice girl, really.
01:19Very beautiful, lovely figure.
01:21Mum, he's not interested in Alia.
01:23So what do you think?
01:24She does sound nice.
01:26I'm letting him out, Mum.
01:27Right.
01:28Sorry.
01:29You should meet her, Doctor.
01:30I'm sure you'll get on.
01:32This hospital is rubbish.
01:34You can't get a signal anywhere.
01:35Oh, hi.
01:37Hello.
01:38I'm Alia.
01:39I thought you might be.
01:41I'm Karim.
01:44I mean, Dr Shah.
01:46How's Mum?
01:48Much better.
01:53Oh, there you are.
01:54There you are.
01:55What took you so long?
01:56How's Mr Boyer doing?
01:58He's much better.
02:01How are we doing now, Mr Boyer?
02:09And then the little mouse said,
02:11let's go and find our friend.
02:16The fox.
02:18And the fox said, let's go find our friend.
02:21The badger.
02:22And the badger said,
02:24Amjad.
02:25Hello, sir.
02:26Open your mouth.
02:27What for?
02:28I need a sample for the DNA test.
02:29But you're not a doctor.
02:30And neither are you.
02:32But we got over that.
02:34Go on, open wide.
02:35No.
02:36Amjad.
02:38What's the next page in your book?
02:45Thank you.
02:46Now, where's baby Mo?
02:48He's over there, sir.
02:50He's over there, sleeping.
02:51He doesn't like these books.
02:53We need to get him swapped.
02:57We want to wake him.
03:00That's it.
03:04Here, take these to be tested.
03:06Double quick.
03:07I hear the Jeremy Carr show's in town.
03:09I want to beat the rush, huh?
03:19you