uzmi bahi great
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Transcript
00:00You know what, Mr. Ahmed? I just want to say one thing.
00:02They say that it's your time.
00:03It's your time.
00:04It's your time.
00:04If you want, you can make gold.
00:06If you want, you can spend it in gold.
00:10My friend is telling me,
00:11your sister-in-law is lightning.
00:12I said, at least find out where she goes for 2 hours.
00:17The kids are crazy.
00:18You see, madam is asking a good question.
00:20Madam is asking the kids.
00:20You know, how many kids do cats have?
00:22Kid, do this.
00:23If you roam in the streets at night,
00:24you will have the same experience.
00:30Love should be in the heart, not in words.
00:32And anger should be in the words, not in the heart.
00:39So, in today's delicate era,
00:40what is the biggest gift for a woman?
00:43What?
00:43Lovely timing.
00:47I read in a poem,
00:48that on one side, love is losing.
00:50On one side, love is losing.
00:52On one side, love is losing.
00:53The one who is happy is the one,
00:54who is hitting two places.
01:00Is it true, that before marriage,
01:02I have seen husband and wife,
01:03taking care of each other,
01:05like private hospital patients.
01:11See, the boys,
01:12who can't even hold a goat's leg,
01:14they are also saying,
01:15darling, you don't need anyone from me.
01:19Okay, tell me one thing,
01:21what is this masculine weakness?
01:22What is it?
01:23A girl is in your dreams,
01:24and she escapes from there too.
01:28Okay, Salim bhai, has it ever happened,
01:29that you are talking to a girl on the phone,
01:33and that girl,
01:34made your mood,
01:35and disconnected the call.
01:38When a child is growing up outside Pakistan,
01:40he is investigating different things.
01:42And in our country,
01:43when a child is growing up,
01:44do you know what he is saying?
01:45I thought, my girl,
01:46talks to Noman too.