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00:00Henry's Cat was watching a very interesting program on television.
00:27It was all about famous doctors who discovered cures for rare diseases.
00:31There was Dr. Zach McCaskill, who invented a cure for athlete's nose.
00:37Dr. Stig Ramsbottom, who invented a cure for the wandering moustache.
00:50And Dr. Klaus De Vindo, who invented a cure for the common headache.
00:55The next famous person was Dr. Jill McGringe, who found a cure for falling hair.
01:00For many years, people who suffered with falling hair had to walk around with hats over their heads,
01:05or wear a large net around their necks.
01:08In very bad cases, they had to stick their hair down with glue,
01:13which was good for the hair, but not so good for the hats.
01:18Dr. Jill McGringe invented magnetic hair oil,
01:21so that the user could catch falling hair on little magnets designed like earrings.
01:26This invention made her fortune.
01:30In 1857, a very strange thing happened.
01:33People walking along suddenly found their feet started to point outwards, and then backwards.
01:39It was unexplainable, and very inconvenient to say the least.
01:43The eminent Dr. Pfitzenhausen invented the hopshoe, which kept both feet from turning sideways.
01:49He discovered the condition was caused by people putting bird seed in seed cake.
01:53This made feet think they were wings.
01:55The epidemic was defeated, or rather, de-footed, and no more feet got out of hand.
02:03Dr. Pfitzenhausen died a wealthy man.
02:05Another rare disease was the dreaded burps.
02:08Here we see Dr. Urkel von Frommp pointing to a patient.
02:12This disease could be dangerous in a crowd.
02:20Dr. Urkel von Frommp tracked the cause of the burps down to eating too many beans, saying,
02:26Beans means burps, and invented the indigestion tablet,
02:31which is regarded as the turning point of civilization as we know it.
02:35He was decorated, corrugated, and renovated by the king,
02:39and given the George cross, the Bambury cross, the hot cross, and two buns.
02:45The first man in history to achieve such a distinction.
02:48His invention made him rich and famous.
02:52Rich and famous.
02:54The words struck home to Henry's cat.
02:57Ow, why can't I discover a cure for a rare disease and become rich and famous?
03:03As he thought about it, he drifted off into a fantasy and imagined himself as a famous doctor.
03:09Dr. Henry's cat, PhD, DSO, and bar.
03:15Ow, next patient, please.
03:18Sit down and cross your legs, please.
03:28Ow, you're just a bit out of tune.
03:31Eat some tuna fish with this tuning fork.
03:33Why tuna fish?
03:35Because it's got scales.
03:37Next patient, please.
03:39Ow, what's the matter with you?
03:41Eh, I keep feeling funny.
03:44Ow, do you mean funny-odd or funny-ha-ha?
03:47Eh, I don't know. It's a bit of both.
03:51My hair's gone all funny, and I keep doing this.
04:02Henry's cat realized that Mosey Mouse had caught a rare disease known as clownitis,
04:09for which there is no known cure.
04:11It would get worse.
04:15Mosey Mouse would soon become a menace to society.
04:21And eventually would be fit for nothing except party political broadcast.
04:25It was a fate too terrible to think about.
04:28Henry's cat gave Mosey Mouse a TV magazine and said,
04:31Ow, take this and watch the weather forecast three times a day after meals.
04:36It will dampen your spirits till we find a cure.
04:39Henry's cat knew there was no time to be lost.
04:42There could soon be an epidemic of clownitis.
04:45It was no laughing matter.
04:47He sat up day and night, only sleeping between naps,
04:51so that he could study all that was known about clownitis.
04:55The first known case of this rare disease was found in the rainforests of South America.
05:02It was caused by the juice of the sacred moo-moo fruit, a sort of furry banana.
05:08Once a year on midsummer's night, it would suddenly become ripe,
05:12and with a loud pop, it would scatter its seeds.
05:15The natives considered it a good omen if they were hit by the fruit.
05:19It meant the gods liked you.
05:21They would take the fruit back to their village, boil it and drink the juice.
05:26And then they would dance and throw moo-moo fruit at each other as a sign of good luck.
05:33Jungle explorers witnessing this strange rite were mystified.
05:37But on being hit by the moo-moo fruit and tasting its exotic flavour,
05:41they soon succumbed to its strange effects.
05:47A year later on midsummer's day, both explorers felt funny.
05:51Funny ha-ha, that is.
05:53And as the moo-moo fruit ripened 10,000 miles away,
05:57its effects tingled in their blood.
06:00Oh, very interesting.
06:03It looks as if Mousy Mouse had drunk some moo-moo juice,
06:07because today is midsummer's day.
06:10And just to check, he turned on his television set to watch the news.
06:14Ahem, here is a newsflash.
06:17It has been reported that an outbreak of clownitis,
06:20a rare disease, is sweeping the country.
06:22This has resulted in a severe shortage of medicine.
06:25And here's another newsflash.
06:28The Prime Minister says that everything is under control and there is no need to panic.
06:32And his cat realised there was no time to lose.
06:35Things were getting serious.
06:37He quickly put on his jungle outfit and caught the first heli-bus to South America.
06:43Henry's cat checked his map.
06:46To get to the moo-moo fruit meant passing through the lost city of Rocky Tocky.
06:50This was very dangerous as the sacred gods who guarded the moo-moo fruit lived there.
06:55Luckily, Henry's cat had his disguise outfit.
06:58He quickly changed.
07:00And here's another newsflash.
07:02The Prime Minister says that there is no time to lose.
07:05Things are getting serious.
07:08Ow, I expect they're all on holiday.
07:11Ow, I'm in luck, he thought.
07:13But just as he was about to unpack his lunch,
07:16he was taken by surprise by the natives.
07:23Henry's cat realised there was no time to lose.
07:26He quickly put on his jungle outfit and caught the first heli-bus to South America.
07:30This was very dangerous as the sacred gods who guarded the moo-moo fruit lived there.
07:34And here's another newsflash.
07:36Henry's cat realised there was no time to lose.
07:39He quickly changed.
07:41And here's another newsflash.
07:43Henry's cat realised there was no time to lose.
07:46He quickly put on his jungle outfit and caught the first heli-bus to South America.
07:50This was very dangerous as the sacred gods who guarded the moo-moo fruit lived there.
07:54He quickly changed.
07:56And here's another newsflash.
07:58Henry's cat realised there was no time to lose.
08:01May the God of Dove Who Comes To Learn Our Secrets...
08:04To the gods!
08:07Well...Henry's cat ended up inside the gods head.
08:11Which turned out to be a huge laboratory.
08:14As his eyes got used to the dark,
08:17He noticed a strange figure operating the machine.
08:20Henry's cat seemed to recognise that face.
08:23The evil leering grin, the maniac's eyes.
08:26It struck a chord.
08:28He cast his mind back.
08:29Oui, il n'y avait que Rumbaba, le tricheur de confiance, cherché par les policiers dans le monde entier.
08:35Et maintenant, en se cachant dans la jungle, tout commençait à s'accumuler.
08:40Il s'est vite caché derrière des sacs de paquets et a regardé attentivement.
08:43Les natifs ont emporté des fruits Moumou sur la langue du dieu.
08:50Puis, quand Rumbaba a appuyé sur un bouton,
08:54tous les fruits Moumou ont été tapis dans une boîte,
08:56et Rumbaba a tapé dans la machine.
09:01Et à l'autre bouton, des bouteilles sont arrivées.
09:05Henry le chat a pris une bouteille et a lu le label.
09:08Il a dit, la sauce tomate d'Aunt Edna.
09:12Délicieuse sur des cabages de coussure crue, des cornflakes marzipan et des sandwiches de soupe de banane.
09:18Ça a l'air d'être quelque chose que Henry le chat mangerait.
09:21Il a pris le dessus et l'a dégusté.
09:23C'était pas de la sauce tomate du tout,
09:26mais un jus de Moumou concentré.
09:30C'était la source de la planitis.
09:33Henry le chat s'est rendu compte que C'était une mauvaise planique.
09:36Et Rumbaba était derrière.
09:39Il était aussi derrière Henry le chat.
09:43Bébébé, mon petit ami jaune curieux,
09:47je pense que je t'ai touché sur le zihop. Bébébé.
09:50Henry's Cat stamped on Rum Bar Bar's foot very hard.
09:55Hehehehehehe, hehehehehehe, hehehehehehe, hehehehe.
10:00Oh, I think I've caught you on the hot, Rum Bar Bar, chuckled Henry's Cat.
10:05Rum Bar Bar was powerless to stop Henry's Cat pouring Moo Moo juice into his open mouth.
10:10Well, the concentrated juice did to Rum Bar Bar what he had done to others.
10:15It was poetic justice.
10:16Les symptômes de clownitis s'affectent rapidement.
10:24Hamish Cat n'a pas perdu de temps.
10:26Il a facilement capturé Rumbaba
10:27en lui faisant tomber dans un trou dans un sac.
10:32Ensuite, il a changé la machine qui faisait fonctionner le dieu.
10:35En regardant son livre de phrases de Bokki Tokki, il a dit...
10:39Au, on, chong, wigga, bong, oochie, boochie, boo, bah.
10:45Ce qui signifie que tout le monde prend le reste du jour pour aller voir des photos.
10:49Ensuite, en cherchant dans les livres de Rumbaba,
10:52il a trouvé exactement ce qu'il cherchait.
10:54Rumbaba's evil plan pour devenir...
10:59Maître du monde.
11:01Rumbaba avait découvert une cure secrète pour la clownitis.
11:05Et avec ça, il a plané de gouverner le monde.
11:08Hamish Cat a examiné les plans.
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11:40Les troupes vont se déplacer partout
11:46Les parachutistes avec des saut de siphons
11:48Et les armes avec des tic-tacs
11:53Et les coussins de Whoopi
11:58Ensuite, nous avons les roquettes envoyées partout
12:01Avec des casquettes supersoniques
12:04Et seulement moi, je peux arrêter ça !
12:08Henry le chat a réalisé qu'il devait travailler vite pour arrêter la propagation de la clownitis
12:12Il a rapidement mis des caquettes sur chaque boîte de cure de clownitis
12:15Et les a envoyées à la maison, immédiatement par mail natif
12:23Henry le chat n'avait qu'une seule caquette
12:25Oh, maintenant où est-ce que je peux mettre celui-là ?
12:28Henry le chat a mis la dernière caquette dans un sac avec de la rhum barbare
12:30Et l'a envoyée à Sibérie
12:32Ensuite, en mettant sur ses roquettes
12:34Il a vite retourné dans la jungle
12:36Et il avait juste l'occasion d'attraper le dernier hélibus à la maison
12:42Il est revenu à la maison des héros
12:47Tout le monde a bientôt été curé
12:49Et Henry le chat est devenu riche et célèbre
12:51Comme il l'avait toujours voulu être
12:53Mais, malgré tout, ce n'était qu'un autre rêve
12:55Ah, bien, au moins je n'ai pas de clownitis
12:58Il a pensé à lui-même
13:23Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org

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