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00:00The Bull, he's a mellow yellow feline, so take a second look.
00:06He knows everything about nothing, and not too much about that.
00:11So if you know someone who knows what he knows, then you must know Henry's cat.
00:16Then you must know Henry's cat.
00:22Henry's cat and his friends were playing space games with their food.
00:31Oh, this is my spaceship, the Flying Carrot. We're going off into outer space.
00:37Oh, yes, let's pretend we're living a thousand years from now.
00:43Except Henry's cat.
00:45I'll be Captain Good Cat, and you can be my valiant crew.
00:52What's the fastest thing in outer space?
00:56Whee!
01:08Whee!
01:19Superbitch!
01:26Superbitch!
01:34Superbitch!
01:38Whee!
01:48Superbitch!
01:56Whee!
02:07Whee!
02:17Superbitch!
02:23Superbitch!
02:25Superbitch!
02:31Superbitch!
02:35Whee!
02:45Superbitch!
02:49Whee!
02:56Whee!
03:08Whee!
03:12Whee!
03:15Whee!
03:19Whee!
03:25Le son de vitesse, son destin, le cachotage secret de la service secrète.
03:30La lumière d'un sensor auto-actif a reconnu le Capitaine Good Cat et a ouvert la porte.
03:39Il a appuyé sur la clochette électronique.
03:45Oh, le Capitaine Good Cat est en charge, sir.
03:49Oh, donc vous êtes là, Capitaine.
03:51Eh bien, je vais vous dire ce qui se passe.
03:53Ce chart d'étoiles montre le chart des étoiles, comme vous pouvez l'imaginer.
03:58Et ces étoiles ont mystérieusement disparu.
04:01Nous pensons qu'il y a quelque chose de fichu.
04:03Et comme vous êtes notre étoile, ha, ha, performer, nous voudrions que vous découvriez ce qui se passe.
04:09C'est tout, Capitaine.
04:12En utilisant son unité de télécommande de téléphone numérique,
04:16le Capitaine Good Cat a été immédiatement en contact avec tout le monde dont il avait besoin.
04:21Oh, bonjour, bonjour, c'est le Capitaine Good Cat.
04:24Nous avons un travail, répétez, nous avons un travail.
04:28Ils n'ont pas besoin de plus de commandes.
04:30Le Docteur Chris Rabbit a envoyé les étoiles en marche.
04:36Oh, nous avons un problème sérieux.
04:39Quelqu'un parle avec l'univers et prend des étoiles.
04:44Eh, peut-être qu'ils ne les prennent pas.
04:46Peut-être qu'ils les couvrent juste pour ne pas les voir.
04:50Comment? Ils auraient dû les déplacer!
04:52Ils auraient dû les déplacer et ne les avoir pas mis en place!
04:55Disait le Docteur Chris Rabbit.
04:57Oh, je sais.
04:58Tout d'abord, nous allons voir où sont les étoiles et voir ce qu'il y a là.
05:02Ils auraient peut-être juste tombé ou quelque chose.
05:06C'était Action Station.
05:07L'étoile a zoomé 2 millions de milles vers l'espace.
05:15Le Capitaine Good Cat a vérifié l'étoile.
05:18Puis, en regardant les portails de l'espace, ils l'ont vu.
05:21Oh, qu'est-ce que c'est? Qu'est-ce que c'est là?
05:24C'est une planète qui a l'air étrange, sur laquelle se trouve une maison qui a l'air encore plus étrange.
05:30Ils ont lancé leur vaisseau.
05:32Ils ont lancé leur vaisseau.
05:34Et comme il y avait très peu de gravité, ils ont continué de bouger.
05:41Ils ont regardé par les fenêtres.
05:43Bien, qu'est-ce que vous pensez qu'ils ont vu?
05:45A l'intérieur de la maison, il y avait beaucoup de machinerie étrange, tout en fonction de lui-même.
05:52Oh, je pense qu'il vaut mieux qu'on investigue ça, a dit le Capitaine Good Cat.
05:58Ils ont trouvé une fenêtre ouverte et ont bougé.
06:03Le Capitaine Good Cat a ensuite pris son ordinateur à pocket, de taille de poche.
06:09Oh, je pense que je vais demander à mon ordinateur ce qu'il s'agit de tout ça.
06:13Il a enregistré une question et le ordinateur a répondu.
06:17C'est une machine pour faire de l'argent d'anciens déchets.
06:22Oh, pourquoi devrait-on faire de l'argent d'anciens déchets?
06:26a dit le Capitaine Good Cat.
06:28Sa question ne s'est pas étendue.
06:33Ils se sont tout d'un coup attrapés à la fenêtre avec des magnets anti-gravitation
06:38et se sont rencontrés avec des créatures étranges.
06:46Ah, bienvenue dans ma chaleureuse maison.
06:49Je suis le Professeur Rambaba.
06:52Ah, je pense que vous vous demandez pourquoi tout le monde fait de l'argent d'anciens déchets.
06:58Ramtam, the superfood, yeah?
07:01In the whole universe, there is much rubbish, yeah?
07:06I have for many years collected the rubbish
07:09and now I have the rubbish mountains
07:12that make Mount Everest look like the pimple.
07:16Mine robot machines and mine slaves from Mars
07:20every day one million tons of the rubbish food make
07:25which I will sell for a big profit, yeah?
07:30Oh, that's a silly idea.
07:32You can only sell rubbish food if you advertise it on television
07:36and you don't have television on this planet,
07:39said Captain Good Cat.
07:41Ah, yes, mine clever puss, you are correct.
07:44We do not have the television here
07:47but if you look through this periscope
07:50you will see something that will surprise you.
07:54It was a great pile of stars, all flashing in different colors.
07:59We had never seen so many stars piled on top of each other.
08:03Oh, so it was you who'd been taking all the stars, said Captain Good Cat.
08:09Ah, yes, my friend, and now I will tell you what I will do with them.
08:14Here is my great invention.
08:17This is the gravity magnifier.
08:20When I switch it on, it makes the magnet of everything I point to, like you.
08:26And when I switch it off...
08:30So, then you pull like the lump of iron.
08:34I collect all the stars in this way with the anti-gravity magnet
08:39and soon I take all the stars I have and I put them in the sky, so...
08:47It all started to make sense now.
08:51Oh, I see, you are going to use stars to advertise your rubbish food all over the universe, said Captain Good Cat.
09:00Ah, yes, you have the idea.
09:03And I will become very rich and have the money mountain.
09:08Ah, well, we've come here to stop you, so there, said Captain Good Cat.
09:14Well said, my friend.
09:17And with that, the evil Rumbaba flipped the switch.
09:22So they were all stuck to the wall again.
09:25Ha-ha, and now you can stay there till dinner time and then have the rubbish food for your meal,
09:31just like my other slaves, which you will all soon be. Ha-ha!
09:36The thought of eating rubbish food for the rest of his life made Captain Good Cat think very hard.
09:42He had a daring plan.
09:44He quickly whispered it to Chris Rabbit.
09:46He held his breath for a long time until his face turned bright green.
09:51The head Martian thought something was wrong and speaking through his language translator said...
09:57Are you feeling all right?
10:00Chris Rabbit shouted out...
10:02Oh, quick, quick! He needs an afternoon snack!
10:05It's in his pocket! Give it to him quickly!
10:09The Martian didn't want anything to happen to his prisoner.
10:13He put his hand in Captain Good Cat's pocket and pulled out a big bag of food tablets.
10:18As he and the other Martian slaves had lived on rubbish food for years,
10:22the smell of the food tablets sent them crazy.
10:25They stopped work and jumped on the Chief Martian to get the food.
10:30They immediately ate up the food tablets, which contained chocolate crisps, gingerbread soup,
10:35banana split with vinegar, fried yoghurt, sausages and custard.
10:39As the Martians weren't working, the tins of rubbish food piled up everywhere.
10:43Captain Good Cat's plan had worked. He shouted out to the Martians...
10:47Oh, we've got lots more food in our pockets. Let us down and we'll give it to you.
10:53Well, the Martians didn't need to be asked twice. They were just in time.
10:58Captain Good Cat and his crew were ready. They quickly threw down their food tablets.
11:03It was utter confusion, with Rum Bar Bar in the middle of it.
11:10Oh, well, Rum Bar Bar, this is a stick-up,
11:14because I'm going to stick you up on the wall like you did to us.
11:18And you can stay there until the Space Police come.
11:21Well, you have won this time, but you will not get away with it,
11:26because I have destroyed your flying carrot.
11:30And now you will stay here forever.
11:33Oh dear, I'd forgotten about that. What are we going to do now?
11:39It was a sad moment for Captain Good Cat.
11:43He was defeated in his moment of triumph.
11:46I know, I know, I've got a good idea.
11:49If Rum Bar Bar was going to advertise his rubbish food with stars,
11:52we can send a message with them, can't we?
11:55said Dr Chris Rabbit.
11:57Oh, that's a good idea.
11:59The Martians can help us because the stars are quite heavy,
12:03said Captain Good Cat.
12:05Soon, they had S.O.B.
12:09Everybody in the universe saw it, and help was soon on the way.
12:13The flying carrot was repaired, the Martians were freed,
12:18and Captain Good Cat and his crew returned to a hero's welcome
12:23and given a special banquet of Christmas pudding, pickled water and candy.
12:30And Captain Good Cat and his crew returned to a hero's welcome
12:34and given a special banquet of Christmas pudding, pickled walnuts and cheese and raspberry hamburgers.
12:40It was the best food tablet they had ever tasted.
12:43Rum Bar Bar was sentenced to 20 years clearing up the mountains of rubbish he had collected.
12:49They were relabeled as British rubbish and sold as diet food.
12:54Oh, well. Outer space is all very well, but inner space is better.
13:00I've just got room for another meal, said Captain Good Cat.
13:23He knows everything about nothing, but not too much about that.

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