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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Ladies and gentlemen, even though the champ ran out on the fight, it just so happens,
00:59we found a substitute who isn't afraid to fight, K. O. Kangy.
01:10Me and my big mouth, where am I going to find a substitute to do the job?
01:14Did you say job?
01:15I happen to be financially embarrassed, mortified even.
01:20Could this be me lucky day?
01:21Could be.
01:22I'm a diamond setter, a gold smelter, a ruby polisher, and I scale fishes.
01:30He looks big enough to take on K. O. Kangy.
01:32I have initiative, brains, also sweetbreads, ambition, and I've been vaccinated.
01:39What do you say? What do you say?
01:41How are you on boxing?
01:43Boxing what? Oranges, kumquats, go-quats even.
01:48No, I mean fighting.
01:50Sir, you're talking to a lion.
01:53Who do I have to fight? Who do I have to fight?
01:56A mouse from Australia.
01:59I'll give you 10 bucks.
02:0010 bucks just to fight a mouse?
02:03Sir, are you pulling my leg, arm even?
02:06Australian mice are rather large, you know.
02:09Heavens to Lilliput, how large can a mouse get?
02:13Then you're hired if you don't chicken out.
02:15I repeat, I'm a lion.
02:18There are no feathers on me.
02:22Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner,
02:26I give you Snagglepuss, the lion-hearted.
02:29Greetings, sport fans.
02:31Yeah!
02:33Up and over.
02:37Don't think the boxing commission ain't gonna hear about this.
02:41And in this corner, Australia's pride and joy, K. O. Kangy.
02:48Yeah!
02:54Heavens to China economy size, this is a mouse?
02:59Will the fighters come to the centre of the ring for their instructions?
03:03Now, you both know the rules.
03:06Marquee at Queensborough Bridge, of course.
03:09Are there any questions?
03:12Yes, K. O.?
03:17Ouch!
03:19No, Kangy, no squeezing is out.
03:23Anything else?
03:26Ouch, ouch, ouch!
03:31No, Kangy, stomping's out, too.
03:33Not cricket, you know.
03:34Now I know why they call Australia Down Under.
03:39Now go to your corners and come out fighting.
03:42Something tells me ten bucks ain't gonna be enough for this job.
03:46I'm gonna need a few extra bucks for bandages.
03:53Spar, spar.
03:56Think with your right, think with your left.
03:58Sucker him into an opening and then...
04:02Hmm, let's try that one again.
04:05Spar, spar, spar.
04:08Think with your right, sucker him into an opening and then...
04:12Ha-ha!
04:13I haven't lost my cunning.
04:14Sneaky, even.
04:18Who's there?
04:22That does it.
04:23You shall now sample my marble-izing propeller punch.
04:27Contact.
04:30Hey, hold it, hold it.
04:33Heaven's to right, brothers, I'm aloft.
04:41I think I'll play it safe and take the full count.
04:47Let's separate the men from the boys and have at it.
04:52Hey, hold still, you show-off, you.
04:55Now say bye-bye.
04:57Hey, who's holding who?
05:01Oh, so you want to sit this one out, eh?
05:14Of course you realize you were saved by the bell just in time.
05:23I'll be the strategic retreat on my bicycle.
05:29Hey, put me down.
05:39Light on or off, it makes no difference to me.
05:44Come and get her.
05:53Heaven's to Megatroid, I've been minimized.
06:03Exit Snagglepuss the chicken-hearted, stage left.
06:09Hurry, hurry, step right up and tame the lion.
06:13Ouch, ouch, ouch.
06:17At least on this job, the rest of me is safe.
06:21I've been scratched even.