Roger Ramjet Roger Ramjet S02 E022 Assassins
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00:00Roger and Jet and his eagles fighting for our freedom
00:04Fly through wind and outer space not to join them but to be them
00:08Roger and Jet he's our man, hero of our nation
00:12For his adventures just be sure and stay tuned to this station
00:16So come and join us all you kids for lots of fun and laughter
00:21As Roger and Jet and his men get all the crooks they're after
00:25Roger and Jet he's our man, hero of our nation
00:29For his adventures just be sure and stay tuned to this station
00:34This misanthropic episode begins in the secret hideout of one of the world's most sinister organizations
00:39The National Association of Spies, Traitors and Yahoo's
00:42Better known as Nasty
00:44It is headed by the man from Nasty himself
00:46The evil noodles Romanoff, arch criminal, master spy and sworn enemy of Roger and Jet
00:51And the American Eagle Squadron
00:53Good morning everyone
00:55We hate you too also
01:01Thank you boys for them unkind words
01:04Things haven't been going too well with us bad guys lately
01:06And it's all because of our number one enemy Roger Ramjet
01:09Him and them pesky kids really know how to ruin a bad thing
01:12We're gonna get Roger Ramjet see
01:14We're gonna rub him out
01:15What do you think of that?
01:16Great, that's a good idea
01:18Greeks
01:19Okay then here's my plan
01:21This is American Eagle Headquarters
01:23And every afternoon Ramjet takes a walk around the block
01:25Only today he's gonna have company
01:27Gee boss, how do you know that?
01:29Because we're gonna be the company brains of a chicken
01:32Any questions?
01:33Yeah, what's the capital of New Hampshire?
01:35And so that afternoon as Roger Ramjet went for his usual stroll around the block
01:39The men from Nasty were waiting for him
01:41I've got a lot of living to do
01:43Oh say, what's this?
01:47Rats, I missed them
01:49Well, well, I found a penny
01:51That's supposed to be good luck
01:52And though Roger Ramjet had escaped one attempt on his life
01:55Danger still lurked around every corner
01:57Lucky penny, eh?
01:59It's a good thing I'm not superstitious
02:05Kids should be careful when they leave their roller skates
02:07I might have been injured
02:08But how long could Roger go on escaping the deadly schemes of the evil organization
02:12Which was trying to destroy him?
02:14Okay boys, bombs away
02:18Hark, is that someone following me?
02:23Oh, now that's a silly place for a safe
02:25Someone might bump into it and get hurt
02:27Boy, that guy is driving me crazy
02:30That's no drive, it's a short putt
02:32Get it boss?
02:33That's very amusing, Gerard
02:35Oh ache, oh hurt, oh ding
02:37But now Niddles was more determined than ever to get Roger
02:40We can't miss him at this range
02:42Ready, aim, fire
02:48Uh-oh, I got a feeling something went wrong again
02:51Attention
02:56Oh well, you can't win them all
02:58It was one miraculous escape after another
03:00And now Roger crossed the street
03:02He faced the gravest danger of all
03:04Now we got him boys
03:10I wonder what I should spend this penny on
03:12Bubble gum?
03:13A jawbreaker?
03:19A gumdrop?
03:22Waterweed?
03:23That's the last straw
03:31I give up
03:33Ramjet is just too clever for us
03:35And a short while later, none the worse for wear
03:37Roger Ramjet returned to American Eagle headquarters
03:40Did you have a nice walk, Roger?
03:42Yes, it was very quiet and peaceful
03:44We were beginning to worry about you, Roger
03:46We were afraid something might have happened to you
03:48Nonsense, my boy, I always watch my step
03:50In the hero business, it just doesn't pay to be careless
03:55Feeling better now, Roger?
03:58And proving once again that 75% of accidents happen in the home
04:01We close the book on another painful episode
04:04Of Roger Ramjet and the American Eagles
04:12When Ramjet takes the proton gel
04:14The crooks begin to worry
04:17They can't escape their awful fate
04:19From proton's mighty fury
04:21Roger Ramjet, he's our man
04:23Hero of our nation
04:25For his adventures, just be sure
04:27And stay tuned to this nation
04:29So come and join us, all you kids
04:31For lots of fun and laughter
04:33As Roger Ramjet and his men
04:35Get all the crooks they're after
04:37Roger Ramjet, he's our man