A collection of cartoons. PIN Smeshariki. New series 2015

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00:00Yekmovets. Channel for the whole family.
00:30Bingo, bingo, bingo, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, b
01:00bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing...
01:11Change of route. Register confirmation.
01:16Confirming.
01:17Something new. Where shall we go today?
01:21What's the difference? Today we are simply flying nowhere.
01:25We can rest.
01:26It's better to go to sleep. There will be nothing interesting.
01:30You better don't touch it, or it will sting you.
01:34What fly bit it?
01:36A fly? No, brother, it was a bigger insect.
01:41Do you remember? It happened just then, when you invented a reduction module for Shirolyot.
01:49It was like this. I was sitting at home.
01:54I was thinking about the eternal, beautiful...
01:59Compression!
02:01How to do it?
02:05Now my fly has a reduction module.
02:08It can be reduced to any size.
02:12Say that I'm a genius!
02:14Listen, genius, why didn't you come later?
02:18You see, I have a lot of problems.
02:21I need a volunteer.
02:25Where can I find one?
02:27Just imagine, I can reduce you so much,
02:31that you can fit in this jar entirely.
02:35Entirely?
02:37What are you talking about? Come on, reduce me!
02:42One moment! Get ready!
02:45I turn on the reducer!
02:49It worked!
02:51Yes, it worked!
02:53Great! Now it's time for a giant jar of honey!
02:59Where are we? And where is my jar?
03:03I decided that it's safer to conduct the first tests in the field.
03:08That's why I move us to this clearing.
03:12A safe clearing?
03:14It's a real jungle!
03:16For us, insects are the size of dinosaurs.
03:22Don't worry about flies.
03:25Our reduction module protects us from any danger.
03:38Well, how do you like it, little flies?
03:41Nothing bad will happen.
03:44Just think, a little turbulence.
03:47For my reduction module it's just a little trifle.
03:52Be careful!
03:54Oh, what a terrible spider!
03:58Go ahead!
04:04What, ate it?
04:06Come on, increase your jar until the spider master comes.
04:12No! I will prove that my reduction module is not some kind of fly!
04:18And you escaped?
04:20Think for yourself! A spider! It's actually stronger than steel.
04:25For us, it's, of course, a trifle.
04:28But if you yourself are the size of a fly...
04:31So, you didn't escape.
04:34What a nasty hedgehog!
04:36It's just a spider!
04:39A spider!
04:41Listen, let's play and that's enough.
04:43Come on, increase us back.
04:45I can't!
04:47If this spider is so strong for my reduction module...
04:51...then it will crush us when we increase.
04:55First we need to free ourselves.
05:05What a sticky, nasty spider!
05:12But we won't fall down.
05:14Let's get rid of it.
05:16Until...
05:18Until what?
05:20Be careful!
05:23Help!
05:26Help!
05:30Something!
05:34Aaaaaaaah!
05:43Oh, a soft landing.
05:48Hey, where are you going?
05:50No! Stop! Bad bugger!
05:52Do you hear?
05:54Quiet! You don't have enough spiders and butterflies?
05:57Look, these ants have a lifting capacity of 20 times more than them.
06:02They will carry us away and won't notice us.
06:07The fact that an ant can carry a big load...
06:10...doesn't mean that it is stronger than us.
06:13An ant can carry a big load.
06:16Big compared to an ant itself.
06:19And what did I say?
06:21It's better not to get in touch with them.
06:24But that's only because it is very small.
06:28About a millimeter.
06:30Let's try to increase it a thousand times.
06:33Up to one meter.
06:35Don't be afraid.
06:37Now this giant ant is a billion times bigger.
06:41That's it. That's what I'm afraid of.
06:44On the contrary.
06:46The more ants there are, the more helpless it is.
06:49Because the force increases less than weight.
06:53Here is an ant.
06:55We increase it a thousand times.
06:57By three parameters.
06:59Length, width and height.
07:01So the body becomes heavier a billion times.
07:05And the strength of the legs is only a million.
07:08I completely confused the strength of your zeros.
07:11To put it simply, the ant will become very big.
07:15And the muscles are not so big.
07:18And the giant ant will not have enough strength...
07:21...even to get up.
07:23And he will not be able to lift any weight at all.
07:27So what?
07:29Now they are small and so are we.
07:31That's right.
07:33We have become small and light.
07:35But our strength will not decrease so much.
07:38Now we can lift more than our own weight.
07:42It's just a little stupid bug.
07:45And we are intelligent creatures.
07:48And just as strong.
07:50We should not be afraid of them.
07:52And this one is of the highest race.
07:55And these bugs think no worse than we do.
07:59They can speak.
08:01Insects can speak?
08:03Don't joke, Natpin.
08:06If a bug can speak, then I am a bee from the moon.
08:11That's right. Bees will help us.
08:14And then we'll see who fell from the moon.
08:19The main thing for us is to send them to the right direction.
08:23Insects can speak?
08:25And the fact that a spider almost ate us...
08:28...did not impress you, did it?
08:30To speak directly, like you and me?
08:32Okay, now I will explain in more detail.
08:36Of course, insects communicate not quite like we do.
08:40Well, we did not always know how to speak like now.
08:44Our ancestors used the language of gestures.
08:52So, insects also have their own language of gestures.
08:56And they are very developed.
08:58Here, for example, a bee.
09:00She found a meadow with flowers.
09:03In which nectar just fell.
09:06And such a meadow is not a sin to tell friends.
09:09The bee flies back into the hive...
09:13...and dances.
09:15Dances?
09:16Not like that.
09:17Bee dance is not just emotions.
09:20This is their language of communication.
09:22Every movement is important here.
09:24To tell other bees where the nectar is stored...
09:28...bees move in an octagon.
09:31The most important part is the straight line in the middle of the octagon.
09:36With this line, the bee indicates the direction to the right place.
09:41And the distance depends on the time of the bee's movement in a straight line.
09:45If it crawls for one second...
09:48...to the honey meadow is 500 meters.
09:50If two seconds, then two kilometers.
09:54A few minutes of such a dance...
09:56...and other bees fly in the desired direction.
10:01And how did you ask the bees for help?
10:04Well...
10:07Hello!
10:09Bite me!
10:11I mean, I wanted to say something else.
10:14There is nectar nearby.
10:17I'll explain how to fly.
10:37Are you sure you're doing everything right?
10:42Everything is according to the rules.
10:44A bee buzzes and shakes its belly in a straight line.
10:48Fifteen shakings per second.
10:52Feel the rhythm.
10:59And the distance is 500 meters.
11:02And the distance is 500 meters.
11:10It looks like they didn't understand anything from your disco.
11:21Just look! They are doing it!
11:25Surprisingly, the bee also has its own language.
11:33Kopatych, don't open your eyes!
11:38Kopatych?
11:43That's the happy end of this story.
11:46Then we barely managed to escape...
11:49...until the bees realized that we had fooled them.
11:53Great!
11:54And I still don't understand...
11:56...where are we flying today?
11:58And why is the pin so...
12:00The story on the Moon is successfully completed.
12:03On the Moon?
12:05Why on the Moon?
12:07Because if someone has argued...
12:09...that the bees can speak...
12:11...and even promised to be called the Moon bee...
12:14...then let him now answer for his defeat.
12:18I'm a big stupid Moon bee!
12:22Come on! Shake your belly!
12:24Let everything be natural!
12:26Dance like an onion...
12:28...ten kilometers to the North!
12:33Information received.
12:35Starting movement...
12:37...ten kilometers to the North.
12:40What is he doing?
12:41Hey! Where are you going?
12:43Stop staring!
12:45I'll bite you!
12:56The Moon
13:21I never liked to wait.
13:26When you wait...
13:28...the seconds go slowly...
13:30...unwillingly...
13:32...as if...
13:34...they are being mocked.
13:37And when you finally get...
13:40...what you've been waiting for...
13:42...you don't get any joy from it anymore.
13:46All our life...
13:48...is a constant wait.
13:50We wait for the kettle to boil...
13:52...or inspiration will come...
13:54We wait for the news...
13:56...of our turn...
14:00...of the right moment.
14:03In summer we wait for winter...
14:05...and in winter for summer.
14:07We wait for our birthday...
14:09...for the New Year.
14:11We wait for the weekend...
14:14...for the calendar and the clock.
14:17The most terrible inventions in the world.
14:20But...
14:21...we wouldn't wait for them anyway.
14:25How, for example...
14:27...can you enjoy gardening?
14:30It's just impossible to wait...
14:32...until...
14:33...until this...
14:35...grows...
14:36...into a normal tomato.
14:39And you won't get it.
14:41It's a cucumber.
14:43What's the difference?
14:47What's your secret, Kopatych?
14:50How do you have the patience...
14:52...to wait for the harvest?
14:54I just love gardening.
14:57I can't live without it.
15:00And in winter?
15:01You can't do gardening in winter.
15:04How do you have the patience...
15:06...to wait for spring?
15:08I sleep in winter.
15:10And it's already spring.
15:14Fall asleep...
15:16...without waiting.
15:18That's genius!
15:20But how?
15:21How can you sleep...
15:23...all winter long?
15:25It's cold.
15:27All processes in the body...
15:29...slow down.
15:31Interesting.
15:33Does it work on all organisms...
15:35...or only on the bear?
15:37On all, probably.
15:39I read in a newspaper...
15:41...that they found a frozen frog.
15:43Like an ice cream.
15:45They defrosted it and...
15:47...it jumped further.
15:49What about you?
15:53All processes slow down...
15:55...and you sleep...
15:57...as long as you want.
15:59Whenever you want.
16:01If it works...
16:03...no more waiting!
16:14What's this?
16:15A new hobby?
16:17Sitting in the fridge.
16:19But it worked with the frog.
16:21They defrosted it.
16:24You're not a frog.
16:26You're a warm-blooded...
16:28...sheep!
16:30And you should keep...
16:32...your carcass warm.
16:34But you shouldn't overheat.
16:36The ideal temperature...
16:38...for us is 36.6.
16:40Should our temperature...
16:42...increase or decrease...
16:44...by at least 1 degree...
16:46...we get cold...
16:48...or hot.
16:50And if the temperature...
16:52...decreases by 4 degrees...
16:54...watch out!
16:56Our life is in danger!
16:59All these tendernesses...
17:01...are due to the fact...
17:03...that vital processes in our body...
17:05...go through a process of fermentation.
17:07These are substances that...
17:09...accelerate or slow down...
17:11...all kinds of chemical reactions...
17:13...in our body.
17:15These ferments...
17:17...are very sensitive to temperature.
17:19The ideal temperature...
17:21...for most of them...
17:23...is 37 degrees.
17:25And at 43 degrees...
17:27...they deteriorate irrevocably.
17:29Because of this fermentation addiction...
17:31...we have to save ourselves...
17:33...from excessive...
17:35...cooling or overheating.
17:37That's why in winter...
17:39...we wear hats...
17:41...bathe...
17:43...or hide in the shade...
17:45...and not in the fridge.
17:47If you don't take care of yourself...
17:49...then take care of your ferments.
17:51And so...
17:53...I had to wait again.
17:55To wait for my recovery.
17:57But the thought of a frozen frog...
17:59...didn't leave me alone.
18:01I wanted to study this issue...
18:03...in more detail.
18:05And since I never had enough patience...
18:07...I decided to turn to...
18:09...the technologies...
18:11...of the future.
18:13Shoroscope!
18:15How to freeze yourself...
18:17...so that you wake up...
18:19...and don't have to wait?
18:21That's how I learned...
18:23...about the wonderful science...
18:25...of cryonics.
18:27Cryonics is a science...
18:29...about the preservation...
18:31...of biological objects...
18:33...with the help of freezing.
18:35It turned out that...
18:37...the temperature of the body...
18:39...slows down the speed...
18:41...of the thermal movement of molecules.
18:43And that means...
18:45...the speed of all chemical reactions.
18:47When our body freezes...
18:49...it not only saves nerves...
18:51...from unnecessary expectations...
18:53...it also doesn't age.
18:55In the future...
18:57...scientists learned to freeze astronauts...
18:59...during long flights between planets.
19:01Even before...
19:03...the invention of teleportation.
19:05In this state...
19:07...astronauts could stay for years...
19:09...without aging...
19:11...and dying of boredom.
19:13The unpleasant moment was...
19:15...that we are almost 70%...
19:17...made of water.
19:19And when we freeze...
19:21...water turns into ice...
19:23...which tears the tissues.
19:27It's easiest for insects and frogs.
19:29There is a substance in their blood...
19:31...called glycerin.
19:33Glycerin protects their bodies...
19:35...from damage...
19:37...and freezing.
19:39Ha!
19:41For those who are less lucky...
19:43...there was another way.
19:45Instant freezing.
19:47With a very fast temperature drop...
19:49...water molecules don't have time...
19:51...to collide with each other...
19:53...and form ice crystals.
19:55And that means...
19:57...our body remains intact...
19:59...and unharmed.
20:03Ha!
20:21That's right!
20:27And so...
20:29...after some improvements...
20:31...the owner could get rid of me...
20:33...quickly and safely.
20:43It worked!
20:51It will be ready in an hour.
20:53Ha-ha!
20:55I finally waited for that moment...
20:57...when there was nothing...
20:59...to wait for.
21:11Wait until it cools down.
21:21I'm fat!
21:23Why didn't you tell me earlier?
21:25You should have warned me!
21:27Now I need to go on a diet.
21:29And I can't stand a diet!
21:31It's all your fault!
21:37My dear lamb!
21:39Can you imagine?
21:41I lost 2 kilos!
21:57One minute!
22:17It was a wonderful time!
22:19I just forgot to wait!
22:21But what happened next...
22:23...became an unforgettable...
22:25...and unexpected...
22:27...moment for me!
22:47How long did I spend in the frost?
22:49Centuries?
22:51Or maybe millennia?
22:53What happened to my friends?
22:55What happened to our civilization?
22:57I don't know!
22:59Maybe I would have stayed frozen...
23:01...if the ice...
23:03...hadn't broken...
23:05...on this...
23:07...desert planet!
23:09It was too late!
23:11I realized that waiting...
23:13...is our life!
23:15And all its moments are priceless...
23:17...even the longest...
23:19...and the most boring...
23:21...and the most boring...
23:23...but I lost them all!
23:27Now I have...
23:29...the last hope left...
23:31...my own hope!
23:37I don't get it!
23:39Where is the ice cream?
23:41I told you it was empty!
23:43I shouldn't have brought it!
23:45Guys!
23:47Are you all right?
23:49Are you all right?
23:51What can happen to us...
23:53...on this miserable planet?
23:55Lasius is doing his research...
23:57...and we are dying of boredom!
24:01I wanted to eat some ice cream...
24:03...but the ice cream is gone!
24:05There's nothing to do!
24:07The ice cream is melting!
24:09I have to kill time somehow!
24:11My friends!
24:13I found an amazing anomaly!
24:15I'm afraid I'll have to stay...
24:17...for a couple of weeks!
24:19What's going on?
24:21What's going on?
24:23Nothing!
24:25We'll wait!
24:29Is the calibration normal?
24:31Yes, yes!
24:33The mosquito can't sharpen its nose!
24:35And the voltage? Is it enough?
24:37More than enough!
24:39Very good!
24:41Great!
24:43Is the crush under surveillance?
24:45Why the crush?
24:47Oh, a carrot!
24:51So, the random damage factor...
24:53...has been temporarily eliminated!
24:55Phew!
24:57Well, let's try it!
25:15Yes!
25:17We did it!
25:19Great!
25:21Phenomenal!
25:23Great!
25:25Yikes!
25:27I almost got crushed by a carrot!
25:29What have we just done?
25:31We have just successfully...
25:33...teleported a particle of photons...
25:35...one meter away!
25:37This is crazy!
25:39It's like the doors...
25:41...of the fantastic world of the future have opened!
25:43Take a deep breath...
25:45...of the fresh air...
25:47...of tomorrow!
25:49I think something is burning!
25:51Mind good!
25:53Wire!
25:55Can we do something simpler?
25:57What have we done with this...
25:59...what's his name...
26:01...particle of photons?
26:03Teleported!
26:05Ah!
26:07The word tele...
26:09...translates from Greek as far away.
26:11And partare...
26:13...means to carry in Latin.
26:15So teleportation is...
26:17...theft!
26:19Of course not!
26:21It's an instant transfer of an object...
26:23...from one place to another!
26:25What did I say?
26:27I'll explain.
26:31Wow!
26:33So now we can teleport...
26:35...anywhere we want!
26:38Alas, no!
26:40According to the laws of physics...
26:42...it's impossible to move an object...
26:44...at a speed greater than the speed of light.
26:46That's why teleportation...
26:48...will most likely remain...
26:50...fantastic!
26:52But we just teleported something somewhere!
26:54Not quite.
26:56We moved not a material object...
26:58...but information about it.
27:00There are particles in nature...
27:02...that seem to be connected to each other...
27:04...by an invisible thread.
27:06In fact, they are called...
27:08...connected particles.
27:10Such particles remain connected...
27:12...regardless of the distance.
27:14They seem to feel each other.
27:16If the state of one particle changes...
27:18...then the state of another...
27:20...immediately changes accordingly.
27:22And instantly!
27:24Thus, you can instantly...
27:26...transfer information...
27:28...about one particle...
27:30...to any distance.
27:32This effect is called...
27:34...quantum teleportation.
27:40Boring!
27:42You are so sceptical!
27:44You don't understand...
27:46...how useful this discovery is!
27:48Maybe I should...
27:50...teleport a carrot from a garden...
27:52...to my hand?
27:54Quantum physics...
27:56...is too subtle a science.
27:58We deal with particles...
28:00...that are so small...
28:02...that they can see anything...
28:04...even an observer's gaze...
28:06...or even a thought.
28:08And such huge objects...
28:10...like a carrot...
28:12...are anti-scientific.
28:14I also want a huge object!
28:16If the carrot doesn't go to the crumb...
28:18...it is ready to go to the crumb itself!
28:20Be careful!
28:22This is a very complex device.
28:24Crumb! You'd better get out of there!
28:26Let this thing...
28:28...send me to the garden!
28:32Wow!
28:44Wow!
28:46It teleported from me!
28:48It's so cool!
28:50Am I really in the crumb?
28:52Ha-ha!
28:58Wow!
29:02My God!
29:04Crumb!
29:06It's my fault!
29:08I should have put...
29:10...anti-crumb protection!
29:12Quantum physics is not a joke!
29:14Not a joke!
29:16Come in! Come in! Earth speaking!
29:18Can you hear me?
29:22You won't believe it!
29:24I've had such an adventure!
29:26My God!
29:28You see it too?
29:30Wow!
29:34Cool, isn't it?
29:36I didn't believe it at first!
29:38But then I remembered that...
29:40...Losyasha has a transmitter at home!
29:42I decided to please you!
29:44Take care of yourself!
29:46Try to move less!
29:48We are flying to help you!
29:50Don't step anywhere!
29:52Don't step?
29:54I have nothing to step on!
29:56Hey!
29:58I won't eat you!
30:02By the way...
30:04...I could make a worm myself!
30:06Ha-ha!
30:08Wait a minute!
30:10What do carrots eat?
30:12They eat plants!
30:14And plants need water!
30:26Ouch!
30:28I can't reach it!
30:32Maybe it's just a joke?
30:34We are bleeding!
30:36It was an ordinary carrot!
30:38Nein!
30:40An ordinary carrot can't beat such a size!
30:44Ears!
30:46Don't tear off my ears!
30:48You have no ears anymore!
30:50Phenomenal!
30:52Unprecedented!
30:54I don't even understand...
30:56...the physics of what happened!
30:58It looks like your current state...
31:00...was somehow influenced...
31:02...by your thoughts about the carrot!
31:04Losyasha!
31:06Help me!
31:08The correct analysis of the situation...
31:10...is half the problem!
31:16I can't believe...
31:18...that all this is really happening!
31:20This is some kind of wrong teleportation!
31:22It's very correct!
31:24You can't trick the particles!
31:26And anyway...
31:28...why do you need teleportation...
31:30...if it doesn't...
31:32...teleport anything?
31:34Don't tell me!
31:36Quantum teleportation...
31:38...can be used, for example, in a computer!
31:40Just imagine a computer...
31:42...in which information is transmitted...
31:44...not by wires, but instantaneously...
31:46...through connected particles!
31:48Such computers are called quantum...
31:50...and their connected particles are called qubits!
31:52Quantum computers...
31:54...have two main advantages...
31:56...over conventional ones!
31:58First of all, they are faster...
32:00...because information between qubits...
32:02...of a quantum computer is transmitted instantaneously...
32:04...and between transistors of a conventional computer...
32:06...it is transmitted in the form of current impulses...
32:08...only with the speed of light!
32:10Secondly, current impulses...
32:12...heat up the wires in a conventional computer...
32:14...and that's why it always has a high temperature!
32:16Quantum computers...
32:18...have much less wires...
32:20...because qubits don't need to be connected...
32:22...and therefore...
32:24...they also heat up less!
32:26What do computers have to do with it?
32:28How do we deal with this...
32:30...teleportation?
32:32Apparently, we need to recreate...
32:34...the conditions of the experiment!
32:36Teleporting again?
32:38Cool!
32:40But this time...
32:42...no carrots!
32:44We need to...
32:46...increase your crotchiness...
32:48...as much as possible!
32:50And what does a crotch...
32:52...do to a crotch?
33:16The End
33:18The End
33:20The End
33:22The End
33:40Crotch!
33:42And a bucket of fertilizers!
33:44For mom! For dad!
33:46Hey! Wake up!
33:48What? What happened?
33:50Something is wrong with me!
33:52There! Under the blanket!
33:58Phenomenal!
34:00Get him out of there, quick!
34:06Ouch! It hurts!
34:08It seems we have no more time for training.
34:15Ouch!
34:35Concentrate, dear friend.
34:38You will have only one chance.
34:41Maybe it's better to train a little more?
34:44There is no time.
34:46If the root system grows,
34:48such blood will remain here forever.
34:55Everything is ready. It's time to start.
35:03Think about what defines you!
35:06Football!
35:07What do you like about football?
35:10Stop!
35:12I think I understand what makes me myself.
35:15It's you!
35:17My friends!
35:19After all, you were always there,
35:21no matter what!
35:23I am who I am thanks to you!
35:26Oh, a butterfly!
35:28That's right! I also love butterflies!
35:39Butterfly
35:41Butterfly
35:43Butterfly
35:45Butterfly
35:49It's so cool to be myself again!
35:57And what does a goose do with a goose?
36:01Who knows, my friend?
36:03Who knows?
36:06Hmm...
36:08You mean him, right?
36:11So?
36:13Yeah!
36:15And we are like this!
36:26What?
36:35Oh!
36:55Well?
36:57Very active body movements.
37:01Even too much!
37:04Have you ever been to the Internet?
37:07This is a new feature!
37:09Dance of friendship!
37:11Every day he is dancing!
37:13More and more people!
37:16Really cool!
37:19Excuse me, why is this done?
37:23Because it's fun!
37:25Imagine how great it will be
37:28when the dance of friendship
37:30will be danced by the whole planet at the same time!
37:34Yahoo!
37:36I can't even imagine!
37:38To be honest,
37:40the modern infantileness of society
37:42sometimes just scares me.
37:44And what is it? Infan?
37:47Oh, it's when it's cool!
38:01My friend,
38:03wake up!
38:05This is a disaster!
38:07If the reason to wake me up
38:10is not serious enough,
38:12then you no longer have a friend.
38:15When you understand how serious everything is,
38:18you will not be able to sleep!
38:23The fact is that the Earth,
38:25as, by the way, our entire solar system,
38:28was formed from a cloud of space gas and dust.
38:32A cloud that rotated and compressed all the time.
38:40In the center there was a sun,
38:42and around it were planets.
38:46Therefore, all planets and the sun
38:49constantly rotate around their axes
38:52from the very moment of formation.
38:55And this wonderful lecture
38:57must be listened to in the middle of the night.
39:01Be patient, I almost got to the point.
39:04Five billion years have passed,
39:07and the Earth still continues to rotate around its axis.
39:11The oceans and the atmosphere above the Earth
39:14all rotate with it.
39:17And at a huge speed!
39:19The movement along the equator
39:21reaches 500 meters per second.
39:26If this carousel continues for five billion years,
39:29then it will definitely wait until morning.
39:34It can't wait!
39:38Over time, the speed of Earth's rotation
39:41decreased by about two, or even three times.
39:44One of the reasons is the Moon,
39:46which causes tides and outflows.
39:49Because of this, water in the oceans mixes,
39:52and part of the Earth's rotational movement
39:55turns into heat.
39:57But that's not all.
39:59The constant movement of magma inside the Earth
40:02and earthquakes also reduce the speed of its rotation.
40:13Vasya, explain to me what you're getting at.
40:17I just couldn't sleep,
40:19so I decided, just for fun,
40:22to read what would happen
40:25if the whole population of the Earth
40:28danced this dance of friendship.
40:31So, the collective impulse will be so strong
40:36that our Earth will just stop.
40:46The dance of friendship is gaining more and more popularity.
40:50Dance with us! Dance like us! Dance better than us!
40:54And now, about the weather.
40:56The cyclone moving north-west will bring...
41:01Did you make a mistake with the calculations?
41:05I rechecked everything ten times.
41:09As is obvious from the calculations,
41:12the most dangerous moment is the final jump,
41:15which will cause a powerful impact on the Earth's surface.
41:20Well, maybe we shouldn't worry at all.
41:23The whole planet won't take part in this strange idea.
41:30Did you hear the news?
41:32Forty-two more countries have joined the action.
41:35Soon the whole planet will dance!
41:46I will publish my calculations
41:49in all the scientific journals of the world.
41:52And it will become obvious to everyone
41:55how crazy and dangerous this idea is.
42:03The scandal of the solar system.
42:06It's not just about the solar system.
42:09It's about the whole planet.
42:13The scandalous article of a certain Losey
42:16directed against the world action Dance of Friendship
42:19caused a wave of indignation in society.
42:22The rest of the Loseys officially announced
42:25their intention to dance with everyone
42:28to rehabilitate the image of Losey in the eyes of the world community.
42:43Ah!
42:49Does anyone really understand
42:52where this world is going?
42:58Here it is written that yesterday in Zanzibar
43:01during the general rehearsal of the Dance of Friendship
43:04there was an earthquake.
43:06And?
43:07They decided that it was just a coincidence.
43:10Ah!
43:12Ah!
43:14Ah!
43:16Ah!
43:18My friend, pull yourself together!
43:21After all, an earthquake is not the most terrible thing.
43:24That's the point.
43:26An earthquake is not the most terrible thing.
43:31As I said, our planet rotates at a great speed.
43:36When the Earth suddenly stops
43:39its atmosphere will continue its rotation
43:42and a strong hurricane will simply blow everything alive.
43:54Those who are not blown away will be covered by a tsunami.
43:57After all, the water will also continue to move
44:00and the oceans will come out of the shores.
44:03Due to the centrifugal force arising from the rotation of the Earth
44:06the water on the equator is 8 kilometers higher
44:09than it would be without it.
44:12After the planet stops, this excess water will flow to the poles
44:16and flood the Arctic and Antarctica.
44:19And a new continent will appear on the equator,
44:22encircling the Earth.
44:25But those who will survive the flood and earthquake
44:28will not last long anyway.
44:31Along with the rotation, the magnetic field of the Earth,
44:35which protects us from cosmic radiation.
44:45What a horror!
44:47No, colleague.
44:49We can no longer sit idly by.
44:52And what do you suggest?
44:55Yes, it looks like it was not the best idea.
44:58It is surprising that the fans of the dance of friendship
45:01are so unfriendly.
45:07Well, that's it.
45:09I've had enough.
45:12We still have time to prevent the disaster.
45:15We have to get out of here.
45:18We have to get out of here.
45:21We still have time to prevent the disaster.
45:24We will fly all over the world and set a loudspeaker
45:27on every square, on every dance floor.
45:30And when these madmen go out into the streets
45:33and start dancing,
45:36we will turn on the siren and beat them with the rhythm.
45:51The End
46:07Well, we did everything we could.
46:12All we have to do is to press this button
46:15and we will go down in history as the greatest villains of our time.
46:19Villains who broke the world dance of friendship.
46:22Villains who broke the world dance of friendship.
46:25At least the story will not end there.
46:28That's for sure.
46:33The population of the planet is late.
46:36The action should have already begun.
46:50What are you doing here?
47:03Are you going to dance?
47:06There will be no dance.
47:09There will be no dance?
47:12No, I'm surprised at you.
47:15Dancing is not fun anymore.
47:19It's really cool!
47:28Well, now the end of the world will come
47:31because of the worldwide flood.
47:34No, my friend.
47:37It seems that it will come a long time ago.
47:40And this is not fun at all.
47:43Losage conducts an experiment
47:46to transfer energy at a distance without wires,
47:49which ends with a balloon explosion.
47:52The explosion leads to a malfunction in the BB program
47:55and it turns out to be in a time loop.
47:58Now BB is forced to experience this day over and over again.
48:02BB tries to prevent the disaster,
48:05but the balloon still explodes every time.
48:08What is the problem?
48:11The investigation continues.
48:18Personal message for BB.
48:21Read it in case of a balloon explosion.
48:24I don't understand anything.
48:42BB!
48:53Watch out!
48:56Let's see who is an outsider now.
49:00Consider it a blow to the loser.
49:07BB!
49:10Shut up! Get dressed!
49:19Tesla was a genius after all.
49:41You have entered the 3,000 stereoscopic system.
49:44There is one unread message for you.
49:47Hi, BB.
49:50If you have connected to the stereoscopic system,
49:53it means that you are already inside the time loop.
49:56I will leave this message for you.
49:59You have entered the 3,000 stereoscopic system.
50:02There is one unread message for you.
50:05Hi, BB.
50:08This message is left for you
50:11so that it is easier for you to understand what is happening.
50:14While working with Tesla's generator,
50:17the loser used the technologies of the future,
50:20which the civilization is not yet ready for at the time of the specified event.
50:23The violation of technology led to movement
50:26not only in space, but also in time.
50:29You are exposed to radiation
50:32and are now programmed to restore your memory
50:35in the previously created storage point.
50:38The generator has nothing to do with the explosion.
50:41You have to find out the reason yourself.
50:44My tip can change the further development of events.
50:47I can only say
50:50that it is the crew member's fault
50:53from whom you least expect this.
50:56Who I am does not matter.
50:59You have learned all the necessary information.
51:02The end of the message.
51:11Finish! To the engine room!
51:32It looks like a draw.
51:35And now back!
51:38It's not fair!
52:02It's not fair!
52:18Amazing!
52:21The transfer of energy without wires and batteries
52:24in the amazing experiment of Losyasha!
52:33What?
52:36And I'm going to explode?
52:39How can this be?
52:42You have already checked everyone and only I remain.
52:45But why are you doing this at all?
52:50This is a very strange joke.
52:53It would be better for you to eat well
52:56than to play your dad like that.
52:59Well, okay.
53:02If you want, let's check all the systems.
53:05Onboard computer, report the condition of the shuttle.
53:14All systems are normal.
53:17Here, you see?
53:20Energy reserve at the output.
53:23What?
53:261 hour 3 minutes left.
53:29Where is all the energy going?
53:32Resources spent on charging the external device.
53:35What device could eat so much?
53:42My God!
53:45Your power supply is faulty.
53:48That's why the battery is not fully charged.
53:51And where is all the energy going?
53:551 hour left.
54:01We are surrounded by a colossal amount of natural energy.
54:04It's even strange that we have to suffer
54:07because of its shortage.
54:10What's the point of this energy
54:13if we can't use it?
54:16One lightning charge would be enough for Charlotte for a month of work.
54:19Lightning is an uncontrollable process.
54:23Even on a jacket, it stretches all the time.
54:26Science can't solve your problem with a jacket.
54:29But with electric lightning, there are options.
54:32Lightning is caused by electric shock.
54:35And it's impossible to predict the place of its appearance.
54:38That's why lightning is random in nature.
54:41But if you really want to cause lightning,
54:44you can create a similar shock artificially.
54:47For example, launch a small rocket from the ground.
54:51Along the entire trajectory of the flight,
54:54the rocket ionizes the air
54:57and thus creates a conductive channel for lightning.
55:00You can also make a wire for lightning
55:03by shooting a jet of water into the cloud.
55:06Or by sending a laser beam,
55:09which also ionizes the air.
55:12As you can see, there are a lot of ways.
55:16As you can see, there are a lot of ways.
55:19Lassage, I love you very much.
55:22But what's the point of these ways if we're in space?
55:26It takes two days to fly to the nearest planet with clouds.
55:30And our engine will explode in half an hour.
55:34You asked me, I answered.
55:37Oh, my God.
55:40Where's B.B.?
55:46B.B.
56:00B.B., what are you going to do?
56:04My God, give all the energy to Charlotte.
56:09No, no, no!
56:11You can't control this process
56:14and you'll spend all your energy.
56:17Your scheme may simply fail.
56:20All your settings and programs will fail.
56:23All the saving points.
56:25And I won't be able to restore you.
56:30It can't be.
56:32There must be another way.
56:34We'll figure it out.
56:36We've always figured it out.
56:45B.B.!
56:56B.B., B.B., do you recognize me?
57:01Actually, I had to replace one manipulator.
57:05But all the indicators are normal now.
57:08He's sure.
57:14Your energy is enough for Charlotte to fly to the nearest planet.
57:19We'll use the forces of nature there.
57:22And we'll share our energy with you.
57:26Get well soon!
57:32We'll give him so much energy,
57:35he'll live for a thousand years.
57:45A.D.
57:53Teleport delivery of Sharoscope 3000 completed.
57:56Thank you for your purchase.
58:06Record message.
58:08Leave your message after the signal.
58:14B.B.
58:25Message recorded.
58:27Receiver B.B.
58:32Hi, B.B.
58:34I'll be in touch with P.I.N. in five minutes.
58:37I'll tell him I'm fine.
58:39And I'll just move to the future.
58:41He'll probably go crazy.
58:45Right!
58:47It's New Year!
58:49I don't even know what to give him.
58:53Great gift!
58:57Don't you want to give it to him yourself?
59:01I understand.
59:03I miss him too.
59:05Okay, I'll go.
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