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00:00Cardi B. Yeah. I was reading your Wikipedia page, and they're begging me for money.
00:08They were begging you for money? Wikipedia begging me for money.
00:11I, I, that has to, why are they, why, you think Wikipedia is poor right now? What are these broke Michigan get their guap up?
00:19Yeah. Why doesn't Wikipedia just get a job?
00:23Why don't they just hit the poll?
00:25Strippers don't ask for money. Strippers aren't gonna come up to you hands-out like, can I get some money?
00:29Who said that?
00:31I would. Well, I did. What was the worst part about strip clubs? That me and Glennie Balls were there?
00:37I don't think I've seen you around. Is that the worst part? Not seeing you around?
00:42Only if you didn't, if you wasn't contributing to the endorsement. What about these strippers out here with no BBLs?
00:49They could survive. It's all about the gift of gab.
00:52I could seduce you with a conversation. Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Mamita's Espresso Martini? Yeah.
00:59Mamita, Mamita, cosita, tequila, ca-ca-ca-quita. We don't speak Spanish.
01:06This segment, what we're gonna do is, you seduce us with your gift of gab. Seduce Jeff? With your gift of gab.
01:13Just show what you have. Yeah, we're customers at the club, basically. Hi, how are you?
01:19I'm doing good. Mm-hmm. You had a long day at work today?
01:23You need to be relaxed. Mm-hmm. I know what would relax you. What would it be? A lap dance. Yeah, how much is it?
01:30$20. You got $20, right? That's it? Yeah. Let me talk to my friend. You got $20?
01:37Your friend is having a hard day. You should buy him a lap dance. I don't know, he has a hard day a lot though.
01:41I don't know if we could afford it right now. Then why the fuck are you here, if you can't afford it?
01:45Maybe we're waiting for somebody else. You don't like girls my complexion? No, I love them. You'd rather, like, get a lap dance for a Russian?
01:50You play the race cards. Yeah, you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, what if we were waiting for somebody else? The Russian girls?
01:55No, not the Russian girls. The Russian slim girls? No, Cardi B only. Yeah, you're waiting for the Belarusians, huh? Only Cardi B.
02:02He's a bad friend. I had no cash on me. Consider having a bad day.
02:05Is Russians the nicest way to say white? No.
02:10No, it's not.
02:12I just, when I first started dancing, I danced with Russians for a very long time. I almost felt like I was Russian.
02:18What's their vibe?
02:32Did you just roll your eyes at me? You rolled your eyes at me, huh? No. You don't like interviews, or you don't like interviewers?
02:38Uh, I do like it. I just, I...
02:43You just don't like hardball questions. Yeah. Let's start the interview with softball. Okay.
02:48Is it true a lot of them date each other? They what? Softball players. A lot of softball players date each other?
02:58Like gay stuff?
02:59Hey, is it true you have a hot sister? Yeah, she's very hot. Did you know Glennie likes hot sisters? You like hot sisters?
03:05I love hot sisters. You like hot brothers? Huh? Only?
03:13I mean, I just like everything that's hot. I'm like Paris Hilton. It's just hot. Everything's hot. As long as you're hot, you're hot.
03:21Who are your least favorite type of people?
03:25Russians?
03:27I love Russians. I got, I got, I got, I feel like they turned me into a girly girl.
03:32Because before I was a very rough gangbanger girl. How many gangbangs? Oh, no, wait, wait, not that gangbang.
03:38Let's start, let's start the conversation over again. Let's do a new segment. Mamitas, tequilas, margaritas. You like Russians? I like Russians.
03:45This segment's called, I'm Vladimir Putin. Oh, no, no, no, no, we can't talk about, no.
03:49Honey, no, you know, don't say that because then they're gonna think that you're a Russian spy. You already got the blonde hair, blue eyes, like...
03:56Yeah. Well, I'm Vladimir Putin. I was a spy. You say that as a joke. They might take it seriously.
04:00Cardi, I know you like history. Me? I read your Wikipedia page. You like history. I do like history.
04:05Why do you think all the time in history everyone ends up dying?
04:09Because it's the, it's the art of war. And you love war.
04:16Not the bad parts of war. Yeah, you just like the good parts. Yeah. You like the fun parts of war. Yeah.
04:25Do you think that if there were more wars, Earth would be a better place?
04:28No, no, no, for sure. For sure not. Especially now they got, almost everybody got nuclear weapons. Like it's not even exclusive anymore. You got one?
04:34I mean, I'm like, I'm like American or something. So I like have some. Well, like my country have some.
04:39I was reading a Reddit thread about you and they said that you have nukes.
04:43My country has it. Like, I'm part of this country. No, they said you have nukes. Ah, nuclear farts.
04:52Sorry. I saw an interview you did with The Breakfast Club. Mm-hmm. Where you held in a shit the entire interview.
04:57Yes. You know, Glennie Balls does that for every single one of our interviews. Because look, he just ate like a goddamn, uh.
05:02There was like a few scoops in there. A few scoops of chocolate ice cream. I love chocolate ice cream, bro. Honey.
05:07Do you like vanilla? Huh? Vanilla ever? I don't like vanilla ice cream. Vanilla gets a bad rap.
05:11No, a lot of people like vanilla. Sorry, Russian ice cream.
05:15Russian, no, wait. Russian is not white. I mean, Russian is white, but it's not American white. They're Russian. Mm-hmm. No, wait.
05:23Russian is not white. They're Russian. White are American.
05:29Take this. I think you said it perfectly. Let's start a new segment.
05:35I'm racist as well. No, I'm not racist. I am not racist. We're all racist. I am not racist. No, I'm not racist.
05:41I love everybody. I will sleep with everybody.
05:45Sorry. What's your favorite racist slur to say? I don't, I don't say no racist slurs. How about this?
05:49What's your favorite way to put other people down about how they were born?
05:54Oh, I got one perfectly. Go ahead. You fat fuck bitch. Yeah.
06:01We're not born fat, though. Who said that? It wasn't at you? My son was like eight pounds. That's bad to me.
06:07He broke my coochie. Damn. Isn't eight pounds an order?
06:09Not for my vagina size. I got a small one, you know. You got children? You guys got kids? No. No? You guys want kids? Sure. Sure, I'll take them. For the Russian?
06:20I think it's our only choice.
06:39You