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00:00Are we live here?
00:04Sketch.
00:05Brother.
00:06What's up, brother?
00:07What's up, sister?
00:08When you think about the word, brother, the actual word, how would you break it down?
00:13The etymology of the word.
00:15Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Raisin Canes?
00:18Yes, please.
00:19Yes, please.
00:20Broth.
00:21This is easy.
00:22Liquid.
00:23Right?
00:24Liquid chicken.
00:25No.
00:26This is easy.
00:27No.
00:28This is hard.
00:29No, I'm not a hardy, brother.
00:30I am as soft as baby shit, brother.
00:31Don't put that on me.
00:32Flip it the other way around.
00:33R.E.
00:34Real Estate Agent.
00:35Real Estate.
00:36That's where I come from.
00:37Real Estate?
00:38I come from there.
00:39Shut up.
00:40Homegrown.
00:41I said shut up.
00:42You used to sell real estate?
00:43I used to sell a thing or two.
00:44Would you sell land or houses?
00:45Land first, home second.
00:46I'm not a homeowner.
00:47You're a homeowner.
00:48I'm not a homeowner.
00:49I don't have a home.
00:50I'm a real estate agent.
00:51I'm not a homeowner.
00:52You're a real estate agent.
00:53or houses?
00:54Land first, house is next.
00:56If you're looking for land for real estate,
00:58if you're looking for land and there's a mountain on it,
01:01if there's mountains on it, is that good or bad?
01:04If there's two mountains, it's always good.
01:06Twin peaks, brother, twin peaks.
01:08You're talking some boobs now.
01:11What do you think about these ladies
01:12who have fake mountains?
01:16Is that okay with you?
01:17Love natural beauty.
01:18For me, it's about sightseeing.
01:19Sometimes the peak isn't as good as the journey.
01:22It's about the journey.
01:23Fake mountains.
01:25Is that whole milk?
01:26No, there's no way.
01:28I don't know.
01:29I don't know how that works through.
01:30They pull it through like a balloon animal or something.
01:35I have no clue what goes on there.
01:36I thought they were like hockey pucks or something.
01:38Which means?
01:40Pretty solid, you can't go through it.
01:42Probably gotta go around it.
01:43I don't know, but do they have Bluetooth
01:44or something in those things now?
01:45They're probably pretty high tech.
01:47Some of them now look like missile silos.
01:49Like they just open up and they probably come out
01:51and they have two guns coming out.
01:53Were you bottle fed?
01:54Nope.
01:56Mother loved me.
01:57Loved me so much, she popped that thing out wherever.
02:01When there's a woman in public nursing her child,
02:04sometimes Glennie will look and stare in a sexual way.
02:09Is that weird?
02:11Is it definitely a little too much there?
02:16It's never happened.
02:18Why is he turning red if it's never happened?
02:20That is definitely a red flag there.
02:22It's never happened.
02:23Writing's on the wall.
02:24Fake news.
02:25A little truth in everything, that's what I like to say.
02:28Do you mind if we do a new segment
02:29presented by Raisin Canes?
02:31Love the chicken, love the coleslaw.
02:35Little freaky guy here.
02:36Are you a freak?
02:37You're a freak, huh?
02:39I can get up there?
02:41What does that mean, you can get up there?
02:44Is it a bunk bed?
02:45Oh no, no, not a bunk bed, it's just short strokes.
02:47It's more like a jackhammer.
02:49I'm trying to break through concrete or something.
02:51It's like, have you ever been in your hotel room
02:54and room service comes by?
02:57Couple of those?
02:58That's what I'm like.
03:02Pretty quick.
03:04Short rest.
03:05Blue balls, did you say you're a freak?
03:06No.
03:07Very vanilla.
03:08How would you describe your freakiness
03:09if you had to put it in hotel terms?
03:10In hotel terms?
03:12Fuck, that's a good one.
03:13It's like a bellhop.
03:15Maybe the shower door closing once.
03:17You know, the ones that slide across.
03:20Quick shower.
03:22That's really it.
03:25I don't know.
03:27That's a loaded question,
03:27I don't really think about many hotel reservations.
03:31Sorry, thank you.
03:33Is that not a fair question?
03:34I think any question.
03:37To be good at a video game, what do you have to do?
03:39Fast fingers?
03:40Fast fingers, fast reactions.
03:42It's all about upstairs, upstairs.
03:45From here up, I'm a gamer.
03:48Year down, I'm just a regular dude.
03:54How do you think you're gonna die?
03:55Probably, hopefully not a plane crash,
03:57but that's how I envision it every time I fly.
04:00That's why I usually drink on a flight.
04:03How'd you get here?
04:04A plane.
04:06Are we talking to a drunk sketch right now?
04:08Drunk sketch?
04:08There's nothing sketch, okay.
04:10I'll tell you what, I handle my liquor like a grown man.
04:16I'm trying to just do a timeline of your life.
04:18You were born, then you went to college,
04:22then you went to real estate,
04:25and you did this, and you live in?
04:28Inner city, that's Houston, brother.
04:30H down to the bone.
04:33Do you mind if we do a new segment sponsored
04:38by Raisin Cane's?
04:39I was gonna say, drop it on me.
04:42You don't mind?
04:42I love it.
04:44This new segment is called,
04:45is that Houston, or is that the Middle East?
04:48It's awesome.
04:50Lots of oil.
04:53Houston, and the Middle East, both of them.
04:55Lots of weapons.
04:58That is 44 acres home, Houston, Texas.
05:02Never won the AFC Championship.
05:07That's a pretty low blow there.
05:09Houston or the Middle East.
05:10That's a pretty low blow there, but that's Houston.
05:12Nope, that was the Middle East.
05:13Okay.
05:14What would you do to win the Championship?
05:17I don't know, I don't know.
05:20Lots of things, probably too many things.
05:23Probably too many things that put me
05:24in the same category as Deshaun, but I don't know.
05:27This is probably bad reference.
05:28Okay, I'm just kidding.
05:30Cut that, just kidding.
05:31Don't cut anything, keep everything.
05:33Okay, sorry for clapping, sorry for screaming.
05:37I don't know how this is, I'm kidding.
05:40Okay, we're good, I'm good.
05:42What are you looking at me like that?
05:43I'm not looking at you with anything.
05:44If I wanted to look at you sideways,
05:46I'd give you the side eye.
05:52Praise God, brother, praise God!