1970 Two Women In Gold HOT MILF MOVIE
Two Women in Gold (French: Deux femmes en or) is a Canadian hot comedy film, directed by Claude Fournier and released in 1970.
Plot
Fernande Turcot and Violette Lamoureux are two housewives in suburban Brossard, Quebec, who are trapped in unfulfilling marriages to husbands Yvon and Bob, and deal with their frustrations by beginning to have casual fun with the delivery or repair men who come to their houses.
Plot
Fernande Turcot and Violette Lamoureux are two housewives in suburban Brossard, Quebec, who are trapped in unfulfilling marriages to husbands Yvon and Bob, and deal with their frustrations by beginning to have casual fun with the delivery or repair men who come to their houses.
Transcript
00:00:00CHILDREN SING IN FRENCH
00:00:24Shit!
00:00:25CHILDREN SING IN FRENCH
00:00:30Hello, Violette!
00:00:31Hello!
00:00:32Another wash day, huh?
00:00:33Right!
00:00:34What a bore!
00:00:36Oh, not so bad!
00:00:44Hey, see my colors?
00:00:46Yeah, rinse so bright!
00:00:48Hey, we should get paid for this commercial!
00:00:50My husband's pajamas will be stiff in a minute!
00:00:53I wish I could say the same for him!
00:00:57We're in for some snow!
00:00:58Feels like it!
00:01:00When the snow comes, we'll really be locked in!
00:01:03Oh, I like the snow!
00:01:05How did you know so fast?
00:01:07Still on his business trip!
00:01:09Nova Scotia!
00:01:11Don't complain!
00:01:12I wish my husband was a traveling salesman like yours!
00:01:15Would get him out of my hair!
00:01:19Things might get interesting!
00:01:21He's always in the cellar!
00:01:24Those plants of his!
00:01:26Like a mushroom!
00:01:28Oh, my laundry's all stiff, too!
00:01:30Your husband's pajamas, too?
00:01:32Cut that out!
00:01:34I can't wait till Bob returns!
00:01:36Good for you!
00:01:43Poor guy!
00:01:45Traveling alone!
00:01:51Missed again!
00:02:05Missed again!
00:02:06Damn this weather!
00:02:08How can anyone aim with all this glare?
00:02:11Sure, honey!
00:02:16Missed again, damn it!
00:02:21Missed again!
00:02:40Your poor mother!
00:02:42What a shame you can't give her any pheasants!
00:02:45That's right!
00:02:51Missed again!
00:02:54Shame on you!
00:03:00Well, you'd better hurry, darling.
00:03:02I know you're worried over your money.
00:03:03You're so understanding.
00:03:05Bye-bye. I'll call you tomorrow.
00:03:06Bye-bye.
00:03:14Hello, there. How's my little girl been doing?
00:03:17You been good?
00:03:19Watching TV?
00:03:21Oh, I hope it's a good program.
00:03:23Oh, sorry I was delayed.
00:03:26Those icy roads are murderous.
00:03:28Cars and ditches everywhere.
00:03:29Stop, start, stop, start.
00:03:31You know how it is.
00:03:33Sure.
00:03:35Anyway, now I'm here.
00:03:37Yes, I'm coming right over.
00:03:39Yes, I've missed you.
00:03:40Okay?
00:03:41Goodbye.
00:03:49That one.
00:03:50It's that bag there.
00:03:52That's it.
00:04:01What are you doing here?
00:04:02Shall I open the trunk for you, lover boy?
00:04:04No bother.
00:04:14Mama got much better, huh?
00:04:17Hypocrite bastard.
00:04:19Okay, Mr. Lamoureux.
00:04:21Speak about Mrs. Lamoureux.
00:04:22Not your mother.
00:04:23Mrs. Lamoureux is a petite blonde with blue eyes.
00:04:28Big-hearted.
00:04:30Good-natured.
00:04:32Her breasts aren't like yours.
00:04:35Oh, you'd better explain that or I'll shoot.
00:04:37Oh, come on.
00:04:38That'd be awful for your career.
00:04:40Let's talk somewhere else.
00:04:47Hey!
00:05:17Come on.
00:05:35I'll say he's a junk.
00:05:42We're all junk.
00:05:46The only thing that works is the key that opens a door.
00:05:49That's all.
00:05:52Ford's the same thing.
00:05:54They've got good ideas, but they don't follow through.
00:05:58Oh, Nader's right.
00:06:00Hello, sweetie.
00:06:04Oh, don't be mad, honey.
00:06:06You know, right after I phoned, as soon as I was on the freeway, the car stopped.
00:06:11Nothing to do about it.
00:06:12Spent half the night looking for an open garage.
00:06:14I don't care what you do, Bob, but I worry.
00:06:17Honey, I wanted to call you back, but I couldn't.
00:06:21By myself, on an empty road.
00:06:24What could I do?
00:06:26When I could get to a phone, I was so mad, all I wanted to do was sleep.
00:06:30Oh, come on, honey.
00:06:32Give me a little kiss.
00:06:35Do I scratch you?
00:06:36Oh, I know.
00:06:37I look like a bum.
00:06:38First, a beard.
00:06:41Then, a mustache.
00:06:45And, while I'm at it, I think I'll do this, too.
00:06:54I think I'll go take myself a shower and a little nap.
00:06:57I'm bushed.
00:06:59Should I quit that complaining?
00:07:01No, don't let me stop you.
00:07:02I'm so tired, I could sleep through anything.
00:07:11I'm so tired, I could sleep through anything.
00:07:23I can't stand the smell of ash trees.
00:07:26Vincent, will you go to bed? It's time.
00:07:31Vincent, go to bed this minute.
00:07:33Okay, okay.
00:07:35Good night, Dad.
00:07:36Good night, son.
00:07:37Good night, Mom.
00:07:38Good night.
00:07:39You should let him play, Fernand.
00:07:41You know the sax is his passion.
00:07:43I know.
00:07:45With what that sax cost, it should be his passion.
00:07:48Now, you know how I feel over things like that.
00:07:51It's best to work with fine tools.
00:07:53He's ten.
00:07:54It cost half of what it was worth.
00:08:10You should really stop smoking, Fernand.
00:08:13It's bad for your health, and it's a waste of money.
00:08:16Well, get them wholesale, dear, for half of what they're worth.
00:08:20Hey, Fernand, did you see my little white violet?
00:08:24The one that was dying last week?
00:08:26Well, I repotted it, gave it some heat, and she's great now.
00:08:31Well, I think I'll go make myself a hot drink.
00:08:34It'll relax me.
00:08:36You should smoke instead, if you ask me.
00:09:01Oh, shit.
00:09:19What if you're throwing out the pop pop?
00:09:21Why haven't you thrown out the plant?
00:09:23The plant is still alive.
00:09:25It must be dead.
00:09:27No, just bruised.
00:09:31I think we should chuck it.
00:09:35While it's still alive? Never.
00:09:37You think Mom knocked the plant on the floor on purpose?
00:09:40No, not on purpose.
00:09:42Clumsy, that's all.
00:09:44But not deliberately.
00:10:00Mommy!
00:10:05Is that it?
00:10:06Yeah.
00:10:07Okay, let's go to your house.
00:10:12Easy does it.
00:10:15Don't break those wires.
00:10:16Come on.
00:10:17There goes your phone.
00:10:18Don't worry.
00:10:19All right, come on.
00:10:20There.
00:10:21Now I'll go get the wire.
00:10:22Great.
00:10:23Get me my beer while you're at it.
00:10:24Okay.
00:10:30Hey, don't forget my beer.
00:10:31No, I got it, I got it.
00:10:32Here it is.
00:10:34Well, you might as well go up.
00:10:35You're an old hand at it now.
00:10:38That's too short.
00:10:39Don't worry, it's long enough.
00:10:40See, it's long enough.
00:10:45Hey, hold on to that ladder.
00:10:46Don't worry, Ward.
00:10:47I'll hold the ladder.
00:10:48All right.
00:10:49There, that'll keep them off the phone.
00:10:50Bet you it'll cut our phone bills in half.
00:10:52Better.
00:10:53Calling 7385, 7385.
00:10:56How are you two broads?
00:10:59Oh, she forgot to push the button.
00:11:01But look here, it's not too serious.
00:11:04If you push the button in from this end, they'll hear you over there anyhow.
00:11:09It's complicated.
00:11:10Don't worry, they'll figure it out fast enough.
00:11:12And maybe then they'll keep off the telephone.
00:11:19Violette?
00:11:20When you're here.
00:11:22I was just reading this very interesting book.
00:11:25All about wives like us who don't work.
00:11:27Women in the suburbs, yes.
00:11:29Listen.
00:11:31You may knock at any one of these portals.
00:11:34That is, our doors.
00:11:35How many women do you find exploiting their talents?
00:11:38We find they're all dead ends.
00:11:40However, comes a moment in a woman's life when in order to achieve harmony within herself,
00:11:44she has to develop her individuality.
00:11:46Isn't that extraordinary?
00:11:48What do you think of that?
00:11:51But I can not think anything.
00:11:57You better start.
00:12:18Here you are.
00:12:25Thanks.
00:12:30Not very warm, is it?
00:12:32I suppose not.
00:12:38Want more?
00:12:40I believe so, yes.
00:12:46Yvonne.
00:12:47Over here.
00:12:50Look at this.
00:12:54Oh, hell.
00:12:55I've never been down here before.
00:12:57This place looks like a bloody jungle.
00:12:59Don't swear.
00:13:00You'll turn the chlorophyll sour.
00:13:02Don't make dust.
00:13:03Okay.
00:13:06There's a plant down there.
00:13:09Don't kick it with your feet.
00:13:11Can I speak?
00:13:12Or shall I just buzz like a bee or something?
00:13:15Tell me how you are.
00:13:17If my azaleas make the winter, I'll be fine.
00:13:21What do you say we azalea our way up to the game?
00:13:25You mean football?
00:13:26Uh-huh.
00:13:27Why don't you take Violet?
00:13:28Oh, come on.
00:13:29I don't know about football.
00:13:30I was mighty lucky and picked up three tickets.
00:13:33You are bringing Violet, then?
00:13:34You can't take your wife to see football.
00:13:36It only brings bad luck.
00:13:38Oh, no, come on.
00:13:39You're a joke.
00:13:40Oh, you don't pick up fast, Yvonne.
00:13:43And put a little fertilizer in there.
00:13:46Well, it ought to be a hell of a game.
00:13:48With a parade and everything.
00:13:51Well, we won't be cold.
00:13:52I brought a thermos of coffee.
00:13:53Coffee?
00:13:54Don't bother with that.
00:13:55We'll drink this.
00:13:56What's that?
00:13:57Well, try it.
00:13:59For God's sake, chuck the coffee or they'll all laugh at us.
00:14:03You got something for me back there?
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:07It's not as nice as mine.
00:14:08As for the thermos...
00:14:11Hey, mister.
00:14:12Have some coffee.
00:14:13Bye.
00:14:41Hold it now.
00:14:48Okay, you two.
00:14:50Hold her, Yvonne.
00:14:51Hold her, for God's sake.
00:15:12Oh, hey.
00:15:17Now, just look at that formation.
00:15:19And all these people.
00:15:21It's so exciting.
00:15:23It'll be more exciting after the game.
00:15:25Oh, stop that.
00:15:28I wish I understood something about their place.
00:15:30Don't worry, Yvonne.
00:15:31I'll explain as we go along.
00:15:34You know what?
00:15:35I'm glad not to be in that mob.
00:15:37So am I.
00:15:40Do you like football?
00:15:42Oh, not a bit.
00:15:43You?
00:15:44Oh, personally, I hate it.
00:16:11I want them all.
00:16:12I want them all.
00:16:13I want them all.
00:16:14Five bucks on the grid.
00:16:16Five bucks?
00:16:18Just five bucks?
00:16:28Hey.
00:16:29It's my turn.
00:16:30Do you mind?
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:36Oh, is that such heat?
00:16:38Oh, it burns.
00:16:39Oh.
00:16:49How many women can you find who exploit their talents?
00:16:54A sex pet is a talent.
00:16:56You mean we should sleep with anybody at all?
00:17:00Before we knew them, our guys were anybody at all, huh?
00:17:03Yes, but that's something else.
00:17:05I don't see why.
00:17:07What if we both got caught?
00:17:08Oh, now, don't be a dunce.
00:17:10Yvonne's at the office all day, and Bob's gone two or three days every week.
00:17:17It's a bore spending all your days alone.
00:17:21Haven't you ever slept with other guys?
00:17:23I wasn't married then.
00:17:25Before you're married, after you're married, what's the difference?
00:17:29Oh, stupid we women.
00:17:31We sit around and wait and wait.
00:17:34Might as well have fun while we're desirable and with it.
00:17:37How often do you make love with Bob?
00:17:43Two or three times a month.
00:17:44He's home so little.
00:17:46And you think Bob is satisfied with that?
00:17:49Hey, you better cover those feet.
00:17:51You'll be chilled.
00:17:55Oh, you're sweet.
00:17:57But I wasn't feeling cold.
00:17:59But thanks.
00:18:00Hey.
00:18:05There's a game going on out there, huh?
00:18:09Sleep with just anybody?
00:18:12Isn't it embarrassing to sleep with a fellow you just met?
00:18:15Why?
00:18:16Imagine the milk boy.
00:18:18He's gorgeous.
00:18:19Wouldn't you like that?
00:18:21Why not?
00:18:22What if I'm not feeling sexy?
00:18:24Who cares?
00:18:26The point is to have fun.
00:18:28If it's good sex too, all the better.
00:18:34Wait just a second.
00:18:37The wanton love life of Fernand Tuchel.
00:18:42I'll make a monkey out of Isadora Duncan.
00:18:47Boy, I can just see it now.
00:18:53What do you believe was happening in Pompidou's boudoir or Chanel salon?
00:18:58Panky and Hanky, that's what.
00:19:04That's pretty good.
00:19:17Your face is...
00:19:19There.
00:19:20Hey, look at that.
00:19:25Hey.
00:19:26Watch it.
00:19:27You'll hurt me with that thing you clumsy slut.
00:19:30Don't worry.
00:19:35Oh, no.
00:19:47Okay, now watch it.
00:19:48I'm fine.
00:19:49Hang on to me.
00:19:50Yeah, yeah.
00:19:51Don't try to lift both feet at the same time.
00:19:54No.
00:19:55What's the matter with him?
00:19:56Is he sick?
00:19:57No, no.
00:19:58He just tied one on.
00:19:59He'll be all right.
00:20:01Oh.
00:20:02Did you have fun?
00:20:03It was a smashing game, but I tell you, it was freezing.
00:20:06Smashing game.
00:20:07He'll be all right tomorrow.
00:20:09I'll be all right.
00:20:11Well, good night, Fernand.
00:20:12I hope you manage okay.
00:20:14Yeah, thanks.
00:20:15Oh, here's his flute.
00:20:16Bye-bye.
00:20:17Bye-bye, Bob.
00:20:18Oh, she'll manage just fine there, Bob.
00:20:19She'll manage okay.
00:20:21Manage smashingly.
00:20:23Better go up to your room now.
00:20:24Come on, get up to your room.
00:20:25But dear, the stairs are in the way.
00:20:27Oh, get upstairs.
00:20:28Come on.
00:20:29I'll make a try.
00:20:30What you look like.
00:20:31Oh, I'm Captain Jake's horse Marines.
00:20:32I feed my horse on milk and beans.
00:20:33Oh, stop that stupid singing.
00:20:34Come on.
00:20:35Can't you see I'm crying?
00:20:36Oh.
00:20:37Hurry.
00:20:38Don't mess up the floor for God's sake.
00:20:39Oh.
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00:21:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:21:29I'm not talking about you.
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00:22:23Oh, please.
00:22:25You're kidding.
00:22:27No, he's the best looking around.
00:22:29Aren't you curious?
00:22:35Morning, Mrs. Decoe.
00:22:37It's real cold for winter, huh?
00:22:45Want some eggs today?
00:22:47They're special, real big ones.
00:22:49Let's see.
00:22:51A little milk, a little butter.
00:22:53Maybe some fresh cream.
00:22:55That's a real empty refrigerator.
00:22:57How about some yogurt?
00:22:59Natural, berry.
00:23:01What will it be, huh?
00:23:05Oh.
00:23:09We'll skip the yogurt, huh?
00:23:19Oh.
00:23:39Mrs. Decoe told me you wanted milk.
00:23:41Eh?
00:23:43Ah, yes.
00:23:45I'd like you to come regularly.
00:23:47I won't need much.
00:23:49I'm often alone.
00:23:51Yes, I know.
00:23:53Mrs. Decoe told me.
00:23:55Oh.
00:23:57You're Mrs. Lamoureux, right?
00:23:59Right.
00:24:01Where did I leave my bag?
00:24:03I want to buy some milk coupons from you.
00:24:05Where did I put that bag?
00:24:07Besides, paying with coupons is practical
00:24:09since I'm always short of money.
00:24:11Sure.
00:24:13Excuse me.
00:24:21Oh, you must give me a delivery order
00:24:23for him to put on my door.
00:24:33There it is.
00:24:39Oh, there it is.
00:24:43Hm?
00:24:45You need a little skim milk, too.
00:24:47It's great for the figure.
00:24:49Sorry, I know.
00:24:51A little top.
00:24:53Don't be sorry, I'm not.
00:24:55There it is.
00:25:09Oh, yeah.
00:25:11Not bad for a lefty, huh?
00:25:15686-3822.
00:25:17What number are you using now, please?
00:25:19686-3822.
00:25:21Then your phone is working, madam.
00:25:26No.
00:25:28It's my extension in the bedroom.
00:25:30When I speak, it goes swang, swang.
00:25:32It's been two weeks now.
00:25:34We'll send someone at once, madam.
00:25:36We're glad to be of service.
00:25:40My phone in here goes swang, swang.
00:25:42Swang, swang?
00:25:44Uh-huh.
00:25:46May I take off my coat?
00:25:48Oh, of course.
00:25:50Thank you.
00:25:52Give me that.
00:25:55I checked the buzzer with Central.
00:25:59You don't like the princesses?
00:26:01We hardly sell them anymore.
00:26:03We have the Contempra. They're made to last.
00:26:05I recommend the Contempra.
00:26:07Got it.
00:26:09Hey, I just can't help noticing what a beautiful little place you've got here for yourself.
00:26:12Oh, the place is all right.
00:26:14Oh, it's great. I saw it from the window.
00:26:16Almost all the block is the same house.
00:26:18Oh, I suppose in the beginning a person could be a little confused about what house is his.
00:26:22But I guess you get used to it.
00:26:24You get used to everything.
00:26:26Anyhow, I'm mad about the suburbs.
00:26:28But the best thing, it's not a small village type place.
00:26:31It's not a big city sort of place either.
00:26:33It's amazing how much they're like.
00:26:35I didn't see any stores.
00:26:37But I'm sure there are some.
00:26:39I wouldn't like commuting.
00:26:41Because of the bridge, the traffic jams must be awful.
00:26:43I suppose all you have to do is just avoid the rush hours.
00:26:49Wait a second.
00:26:53Thanks.
00:26:55Where is the connection?
00:26:56There.
00:26:57Oh, good. I'll go check that.
00:26:59No, no, don't get up. I'll pull the bed up.
00:27:03Okay, hold it.
00:27:04Am I too heavy?
00:27:05No, no, I'm used to it.
00:27:07My wife weighs 240 pounds.
00:27:11Well, connection seems all right.
00:27:14We'll just put this back.
00:27:17Phew, it's awfully hot in here.
00:27:19The system really works.
00:27:21I bet you're heated electrically, huh?
00:27:23I wouldn't mind if it were hotter.
00:27:24Really?
00:27:25Well, I wouldn't advise it.
00:27:27You wouldn't be able to breathe.
00:27:29Yes, it looks all right.
00:27:32Take a closer look.
00:27:34It's amusing, a phone, isn't it?
00:27:36Sure is.
00:27:37What, it works?
00:27:39You're a guard.
00:27:41It's really amazing when it doesn't work.
00:27:43It's like at the company, they keep saying to us fellas,
00:27:46go out and see that they work.
00:27:47Otherwise, they won't.
00:27:49So we didn't.
00:27:50Well, you know, that's how we got to be the biggest phone company.
00:27:53We are the biggest phone company.
00:27:55Do you realize that?
00:27:56You're the only one.
00:27:58Oh, well, if there were others, we'd still be the biggest.
00:28:01I'll check the line at the office.
00:28:04Hello?
00:28:06No, no, I'm just checking.
00:28:08Hello.
00:28:09Okay.
00:28:10I'm making a person-to-person call.
00:28:12Hey, madam, you're not plugged in there.
00:28:14You girls are dumb.
00:28:17Any other problems, just call us up.
00:28:21It probably won't be me.
00:28:23I'm being promoted to Poles.
00:28:25I like working outdoors for a change.
00:28:27Can't take these overheated apartments.
00:28:30You're wearing a low belt too, I see.
00:28:32Yeah, well, it's because I'm not very tall.
00:28:34If I wear it higher, it'll make me look shorter.
00:28:37Well, like I said, any other problems, just give us a call, day or night.
00:28:40Good day, madam.
00:28:48Is Toronto the name of a country?
00:28:53Of course not.
00:28:54Go get my electric razor.
00:28:56In the bathroom.
00:28:57Fernand.
00:28:58What?
00:28:59Should I bring two or three suits?
00:29:01You'll only be gone for four days.
00:29:03I see.
00:29:05You made fun of me when I gave you the name, huh?
00:29:07I know.
00:29:08I couldn't believe it.
00:29:09You should have more confidence in me, Yvonne.
00:29:11It's true, my little pumpkin.
00:29:13Must be quite a ceremony if they're taking you all the way to Toronto.
00:29:17Papa, the taxi's waiting.
00:29:19I left a note on the table with my phone number in Toronto.
00:29:23Don't worry, we'll manage.
00:29:24Bye.
00:29:25Yippee!
00:29:26When I grow up, I'm going to go to Toronto too.
00:29:28Yeah, hope and pray you don't grow up too fast, huh?
00:29:34Put in the toast, will you?
00:29:38After being gone three days, you're not very talkative.
00:29:41Well, I just put in the toast.
00:29:50Well, the Maxis aren't easy to sell.
00:29:52That's for sure.
00:29:53Well, they're pretty in the photos.
00:29:55Designers are fools.
00:30:03There.
00:30:04Not too much butter.
00:30:06Pick up the phone.
00:30:10Hello?
00:30:12Just a second.
00:30:13It's for you.
00:30:14Who's that?
00:30:15Hello.
00:30:16Who?
00:30:17Morning.
00:30:18Hey, it's the mayor of the borough.
00:30:23Mm-hmm.
00:30:24Well, Your Honor, I must admit I'm flattered.
00:30:28But, uh, I point out that...
00:30:32It's splendid construction.
00:30:33I'm not surprised.
00:30:37Well, this weekend is perfect.
00:30:39It makes it a little rushed, but, uh, we'll make do.
00:30:43Don't worry.
00:30:46Thank you very much, Mr. Mayor.
00:30:48Bye.
00:30:49Here.
00:30:50Oh, you know what?
00:30:52Our place was chosen the home of the year.
00:30:55You mean our house?
00:30:56Yes, ours.
00:30:58You'll have to get a move on if we expect to be ready by Sunday, my girl.
00:31:02Oh, the flowers that bloom in the spring, hurrah!
00:31:05The flowers that bloom in the spring, hurrah!
00:31:08Will you clean it well, or I'll really get embarrassed this weekend.
00:31:11Don't be worried.
00:31:12I'll take care of it, madam.
00:31:14Let me do something.
00:31:15Never in the world.
00:31:17Why not?
00:31:18It'll be something to do.
00:31:19Oh, well, since you insist.
00:31:22Oh, it'll be amusing.
00:31:24Then it's my pleasure, madam.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:14Oh, hi, Bob.
00:32:15Hi there, how goes?
00:32:16You caught me by surprise, I'm full of face cream.
00:32:18Oh, isn't Yvonne here?
00:32:19Didn't you know we left for Toronto yesterday?
00:32:21Oh, yes, Willa did mention it.
00:32:27Want some coffee?
00:32:28Haven't you got anything a bit stronger, maybe?
00:32:34So I hear your house was chosen home of the year, right?
00:32:37Yes, I'm not really surprised.
00:32:39It's well constructed.
00:32:43Here, make yourself comfortable.
00:32:44Oh, thanks, I will.
00:32:52Yvonne was so excited about his trip.
00:32:54Well, you know, Violette is scrubbing, cleaning, polishing away like crazy.
00:33:00She's changed, if you notice.
00:33:03She seems dreamy most of the time.
00:33:07Oh, is me too worried about her?
00:33:09Yeah, but she's always alone.
00:33:12That doesn't bother you now, does it?
00:33:16Well, I'm busy.
00:33:17Travelling in the provinces most of the time isn't exactly fun.
00:33:20Don't bother with that line.
00:33:22I'll bet you're not bored often.
00:33:26You know those English girls in the sack.
00:33:29It's no big deal.
00:33:31How would you know?
00:33:35Keep me company, have a drink.
00:33:37Why not?
00:33:38That's a great idea.
00:33:39I'm told that drinking at midday is healthy.
00:33:45Here's to health.
00:33:52This is pretty strong stuff, don't you think?
00:33:57Eats you up.
00:33:59I'm all for that, let's drink up then.
00:34:06You're built like a Greek god.
00:34:08God's got nothing to do with this.
00:34:17Tell me, you came up...
00:34:19You know, you could earn your living at this.
00:34:39Mr. Lyon, Mr. Turco's here.
00:34:46Ah, Turco.
00:34:49Come in.
00:34:50I'd like you to meet our national vice president in charge of public relations.
00:34:54How do you do?
00:34:57Would you tell me your first name again? I never can quite pronounce it.
00:35:00It's Yvonne.
00:35:02Ah, yes, of course.
00:35:05Funny thing, I used to know a girl named Yvonne.
00:35:10Sit down.
00:35:12Thank you.
00:35:13Her name, Yvonne, is the man who created the company's new French image.
00:35:17Good. How long have you been with us now, Yvonne?
00:35:19It'll be 14 years, in January.
00:35:23Harry was telling me that the board is very proud of you, Yvonne.
00:35:26Very pleased indeed.
00:35:28Oh, indeed we are.
00:35:29This new French name, Canada Vi, should...
00:35:31V.
00:35:32Oh, quite so.
00:35:34Well, it should boost our sales quite considerably.
00:35:36Although I must tell you, it comes as somewhat of a shock to some of us in Toronto.
00:35:39It's a shame what's happening in the province of Quebec.
00:35:42Yes, yes.
00:35:43I understand its use is to be restricted to the province of Quebec.
00:35:45Oh, definitely so.
00:35:48Have you seen this, Yvonne?
00:35:50It's coming out tomorrow, isn't it, Harry?
00:35:52Ah, yes.
00:35:54That's great for you, Yvonne.
00:35:58Yvonne, the president of our company has charged me with this most pleasant task...
00:36:03...of presenting you with this small token of our appreciation for your new name...
00:36:08...which does indeed show our company's keen interest in the French-Canadian community and Quebec as a whole.
00:36:15Thank you very much, Mr. Lyon.
00:36:17Not at all. I see.
00:36:33Fernand, where's Yvonne?
00:36:34He hasn't come back from his trip yet.
00:36:36He'll be here later on. Don't worry.
00:36:38Ladies and gentlemen, we're very proud that twice in our borough...
00:36:43...the most beautiful house in the suburbs award has been won right here.
00:36:49It's an honor which rejects, uh, reflects on us all...
00:36:54...but at the same time, it's a huge responsibility.
00:36:59To Mr. and Mrs. Lamoureux, all our wishes for happiness and prosperity...
00:37:06...and posterity in this award-winning one-family house.
00:37:19Thank you, Mr. Mayor. Many thanks to everybody.
00:37:23Thank you, Mr. Mayor. Many thanks to everybody.
00:37:26I'm happy...
00:37:28...at this occasion...
00:37:30...to present to everyone...
00:37:33...the man responsible for these festivities, Mr. Naubert, the architect.
00:37:37Mr. Naubert, I'll say even more.
00:37:40And that is, you have nothing to envy in the Corbusier.
00:37:43In construction, as in all else.
00:37:46When you pay the price, you get quality.
00:37:49My thanks to you all, neighbors and friends.
00:37:55Dear Lord, we have assembled this abode...
00:37:59...constructed this nest, where we live contented...
00:38:03...in peace and harmony.
00:38:06May the Savior be among us...
00:38:08...and let us all grow in our concern for others.
00:38:14In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Amen.
00:38:19Ready?
00:38:20One, two, three, four!
00:38:31It's an old tree, ladies and gentlemen.
00:38:34What's happening here is good news on the domestic front for a change...
00:38:39...and your local station is on the spot...
00:38:42...to report it to you as it happens.
00:38:45A tree has been planted here.
00:38:48An oak tree to mark this happy event for the borough.
00:38:52This ceremony has reached an end now...
00:38:55...but we shall always remember this house which won...
00:38:58...I repeat, the prize for suburban house of the year.
00:39:04The first piece for the lovely mistress of the house.
00:39:07And another piece for my charming wife, huh?
00:39:11I feel awful. Let us varnish him back yet.
00:39:14May I have a piece of bedroom with some icing on it?
00:39:18He's the one.
00:39:20Which one?
00:39:21He's the rug-cleaning man, but he's also Alderman of the parish.
00:39:28Excuse me, but may I get past?
00:39:31Don't worry.
00:39:33It really is a nice house.
00:39:35Daddy!
00:39:37Hi, son.
00:39:38Hi, Daddy.
00:39:39Oh, big party. Sorry I'm so late.
00:39:42I'm glad you're here, Tom.
00:39:44I was afraid you weren't going to make it at all.
00:39:46My plane was too late.
00:39:47I want you to meet the mayor.
00:39:49How do you do, sir?
00:39:51He's my best friend, you know, Mayor?
00:39:53Yes, it's nice.
00:39:54And Jock DuPont, the baker.
00:39:56Very pleased to meet you.
00:39:57Finest pastries in town.
00:39:59Tom, you must have a piece of cake.
00:40:01Get him a big piece, Violet.
00:40:05Funny biting into a home.
00:40:07Especially the home of the year.
00:40:11Hey, that's all, that's all.
00:40:12Have a champagne to wash it down with. Come on.
00:40:14Please, no. I had a Pepsi and a Coke on the flight.
00:40:16I better have a cola.
00:40:18Oh, you see my imitation of a fuzzy-faced girl?
00:40:21Cute and clever.
00:40:23Oh, thank you. And rabbits I do, too.
00:40:28He's a good little boy.
00:40:29Stop that.
00:40:30I think we should all make like Anna Mahone.
00:40:32Oh, you darling.
00:40:34Please, dear, behave yourself.
00:40:35He's a priest, after all.
00:40:47Don't worry about a thing, ladies.
00:40:49No, no, no. Don't worry about the rods.
00:40:52That's my business, after all.
00:40:57How's that for nerves?
00:40:58You're not going to leave that there, are you?
00:41:01Where else should I put it?
00:41:03What's that crown she's wearing?
00:41:05She won it in the Queen of England contest, dear.
00:41:07Oh.
00:41:09Come on. Off you go to bed now.
00:41:15Oh, it's full of fingerprints.
00:41:19And that's all they gave you for your idea.
00:41:21Uh, I got my name in the Quebec News.
00:41:24Dragging you all the way to Toronto for that.
00:41:27There was a ceremony.
00:41:28Besides, uh, I had lunch with the boss.
00:41:31Uh, introduced myself to the, uh, board.
00:41:37Oh, long live Canada Life and the Queen.
00:42:02Hello there.
00:42:03Ah, hello.
00:42:05My husband.
00:42:06I thought you were on your way to Halifax.
00:42:07Well, I'm on my way, but...
00:42:08Hey.
00:42:09Look at that boy go.
00:42:14Hey, hang on. He's breaking his chart.
00:42:18Well?
00:42:19What?
00:42:20Your wife.
00:42:24You told her?
00:42:26Look, uh...
00:42:27I suppose leaving your wife plus a beautiful house can't be very easy.
00:42:31Uh, is it all right if we change the subject?
00:42:33Let's talk about your horse instead.
00:42:38Well, what do you think?
00:42:39It's difficult for me to say.
00:42:42Especially since I've got a soft spot for violence.
00:42:47Could be just her name.
00:42:52Ah, by the way.
00:42:54Ah, Bob.
00:42:55When you've got a wife that pretty...
00:42:58I would really think twice, uh, before divorcing.
00:43:15You know, that was a great party.
00:43:18It was.
00:43:19Sit down.
00:43:20It was.
00:43:21Sit down.
00:43:23Just between us, that mayor's wife went too far.
00:43:27Uh, she was a bit high.
00:43:29Like everybody else at a party.
00:43:31That's what parties are for.
00:43:34Is that planned for me?
00:43:35Violets.
00:43:37Fragile.
00:43:38Lovely, like you.
00:43:40Oh, my car.
00:43:43Bob's still asleep.
00:43:44Remember you gave me an appointment last week to conduct an interview on the oppressed woman?
00:43:48So I did.
00:43:50Can I get you a drink?
00:43:51Oh, I usually don't drink on the job, but just this one.
00:43:54A sherry?
00:43:55Oh, that's just groovy.
00:43:57Coming right up.
00:44:00So what sort of indiscreet thing are you going to ask?
00:44:03Well, I'll ask you about your life, not everything.
00:44:08But the replies are strictly confidential, I assure you.
00:44:12And do the women you interview answer frankly?
00:44:15Usually.
00:44:16If you know the things women have told me, you'll flip out.
00:44:20And how would you like it if I told you everything?
00:44:23Oh, wait.
00:44:25I'll take notes.
00:44:26And I repeat, it's in the strictest confidence.
00:44:30Here, have some of this first.
00:44:32Oh, sure.
00:44:34Well, here's to you.
00:44:36Well, me and my neighbor.
00:44:38She's my friend.
00:44:44Here's to you, dear.
00:44:47Milkman arrives.
00:44:48No, wait.
00:44:49What?
00:44:50That was right here in the dining room.
00:44:52Bill, it's really emancipated now.
00:44:54And how?
00:44:55May I publish that in my article?
00:44:57Why, of course.
00:44:58Here's the article.
00:45:00Oh, I'm sorry.
00:45:01Oh, your blouse is all wet.
00:45:03Oh, that's all right.
00:45:04And you take that right off, you're going to catch a cold.
00:45:06Never finish that article.
00:45:07I think I should.
00:45:08Come on, now.
00:45:09There we are.
00:45:11Oh, the zipper's stuck.
00:45:12Well, take your time.
00:45:14Oh.
00:45:16Oh, sorry.
00:45:17I never wear a bra.
00:45:19Oh, it's chilly.
00:45:22Okay, hold it.
00:45:24That's good.
00:45:28Now, let's get another one.
00:45:29All right.
00:45:30From the back.
00:45:31Okay.
00:45:32Good, good.
00:45:33Oh, good.
00:45:35Let me see, let me see.
00:45:44Oh.
00:45:50You see, Montreal?
00:45:51All drowned in pollution.
00:45:52Think people live in that stuff?
00:46:01I can't make it.
00:46:03My legs are buckling.
00:46:04It's all downhill.
00:46:05Come on, come on.
00:46:14They really know how to keep a guy happy, those chicks.
00:46:17She's European, you know what I mean?
00:46:20They learn how to cater to men while they're still in the cradle.
00:46:24Hey, you know, Yvonne, if you banged ten Chinese chicks per day,
00:46:30you'd spend a quarter million years doing the job.
00:46:34It's much too ambitious for...
00:46:43Ah!
00:46:50Oh, it's not bad.
00:46:51Oh, a poster.
00:46:52Oh.
00:46:53You think this will wash?
00:46:54Oh, I don't know.
00:46:55Oh, you...
00:46:58Gay panties for Yvonne.
00:47:00You don't have to wrap up those.
00:47:02Oh, well, I won't take them then.
00:47:05I'm so sorry.
00:47:06It's Christmas.
00:47:07It must happen often.
00:47:09You think you'll like it, Philia?
00:47:10You bet.
00:47:11It's beautiful.
00:47:12Will you take it or shall we deliver?
00:47:13But Violette, it's much too big.
00:47:15Why don't you have it delivered?
00:47:16Okay.
00:47:23Oh, Phil, no!
00:47:24What?
00:47:25You're mad!
00:47:26It must be that journalist who came to your house.
00:47:28Oh, no.
00:47:29Aren't you worried Yvonne might recognize you?
00:47:31No, I won't.
00:47:32I'm blindfolded.
00:47:33Oh, that's great.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35Oh.
00:47:36Oh.
00:47:37Oh.
00:47:38Oh.
00:47:43Oh.
00:47:51Phenom, look.
00:47:52That's pretty, eh?
00:47:53True.
00:47:55But it's no soup.
00:47:56Yes.
00:47:57It'll really be Christmas then.
00:48:01Oh, I got feathers this morning.
00:48:04It's better than horns.
00:48:05If this goes on, I'll look like Tiny Tim.
00:48:08I'll fix you up.
00:48:10But not in the middle of the room, huh?
00:48:12Why not?
00:48:13Because the whole outside will see us, and the rug will be covered with hair.
00:48:16All right.
00:48:17This way.
00:48:22Oh, God.
00:48:23I hope all people will leave with this rotten weather.
00:48:25Come here.
00:48:26Be still.
00:48:27Careful you don't cut the ear.
00:48:28Please, don't be such a warrior.
00:48:29Just a little.
00:48:30Wait, I've only begun.
00:48:31You're pulling it.
00:48:32Oh, you're such a complainer.
00:48:34Come on, should I clip you or not?
00:48:36Hey, don't trim me like a Pepsi, huh?
00:48:38You're crazy.
00:48:39Don't be so smart.
00:48:40Sit still.
00:48:41Hey, leave that point at the nape.
00:48:43I like that there.
00:48:44You know I'm good at this.
00:48:45Stop pulling.
00:48:46Stop moving, dummy.
00:48:47Okay, I'll stop moving.
00:48:49But do it right.
00:48:50Really.
00:48:51Don't forget before you go to leave me money.
00:48:53How much?
00:48:55A hundred dollars or so.
00:48:57What?
00:48:58What do you do with all the money I give you?
00:49:00What's the meaning of that?
00:49:02Okay, I'm finished.
00:49:04I'm gorgeous, huh?
00:49:05Now I look like the village idiot.
00:49:08Oh, money, money.
00:49:10I wonder where it all goes.
00:49:31Well, aren't you happy to see me?
00:49:33Yeah, sure.
00:49:38Dun, dun, dun.
00:49:40Pretty cold weather we're having.
00:49:42Yeah, it's winter.
00:49:43I gather you're taking singing lessons.
00:49:47May I suggest you begin courses in conversation?
00:49:50Okay, I'm taking courses in singing, taking courses in drama, taking courses in diction, taking courses in dancing, taking courses in ballet, taking courses in yoga, taking courses in judo, taking courses in karate, and all of it for beans.
00:50:00Nothing works.
00:50:02It can't be that hard to break into the movies.
00:50:04It might be all those courses.
00:50:06I know I'm not Bridgette Bardot, but still.
00:50:11Bridgette Bardot is finished, my dear.
00:50:15You think it's true I resemble Julie Christie?
00:50:18Come on, I need encouragement.
00:50:20I believe I've got what you want.
00:50:22What did you say, darling?
00:50:24I got a small surprise for you.
00:50:26A what?
00:50:27Remember I spoke of Playboy?
00:50:31You mean it's on?
00:50:32Oh, baby!
00:50:34What's up, Bridgette?
00:50:36You're terrific.
00:50:37Naked?
00:50:38Yes, but I'll be there.
00:50:39Oh, great.
00:50:45Buongiorno a tutti.
00:50:46Hello.
00:50:47Ciao.
00:50:48Hello, Marcello.
00:50:57Miss, will you come, please?
00:51:05I only shoot once.
00:51:09The Chinese food.
00:51:13Violette the Charmaine is here.
00:51:16Let me have all that.
00:51:18Good.
00:51:19That, too.
00:51:20There.
00:51:22Oh, now, don't be in such a hurry to go.
00:51:24Take off your coat.
00:51:25Violette, come and help me.
00:51:29Wait!
00:51:31Wait!
00:51:33Wait!
00:51:35Come back!
00:51:37Come back!
00:51:42Come back here!
00:51:44Stop him!
00:51:45Where is he?
00:51:46Violette, quick, hurry!
00:51:50Violette, get her!
00:51:55Don't let him get away!
00:51:56No, no!
00:51:57I've got him!
00:52:02That's better.
00:52:05That's better.
00:52:06Yeah, right.
00:52:09It's getting higher, Violette.
00:52:11Come with me.
00:52:12Do it!
00:52:14Come back here, you!
00:52:15Get him!
00:52:16Get him, Violette!
00:52:17Put it down, Violette!
00:52:31Fernand!
00:52:32What is it?
00:52:34My parents dropped dead and I think I'm faint.
00:52:36Oh, poor little thing.
00:52:38Now, please, Violette, don't get hysterical.
00:52:40I'll buy you another one.
00:52:42It won't be very...
00:52:48I'm collecting for chapel, Emmanuel.
00:52:50Do you have any clothes to spare?
00:52:51No, sorry.
00:52:52Quite all right.
00:52:59Oh, I could bring myself to do it!
00:53:08My bird!
00:53:10Hello, Mr. Lalonde.
00:53:12Hello, Madame Lamoureux.
00:53:14Take your coat off.
00:53:15Thank you.
00:53:25How did you find the other one?
00:53:27Oh, it was awful.
00:53:28I uncovered the cage as usual in the morning
00:53:30and she was lying stiff as a board.
00:53:32It's awful.
00:53:33It's awful.
00:53:34It's awful.
00:53:36It's awful.
00:53:37It's awful.
00:53:38As a board!
00:53:39It's a bad omen.
00:53:40No, not a bit.
00:53:41She was alone.
00:53:42You know, it's well known.
00:53:44Birds mustn't be alone.
00:53:47Two!
00:53:48I took the liberty of bringing two.
00:53:50Oh, I'm not sure I have the money, Mr. Lalonde.
00:53:53It's for the price of one, dear lady.
00:53:55It's sad enough to spend life as a prisoner.
00:53:59Listen to this article I'm reading.
00:54:00Birds dislike our presence.
00:54:02As soon as they see us, they fly.
00:54:04They try to escape as soon as we approach.
00:54:06Despite all our gestures of affection they want to go. They're unhappy living with us. Cats and dogs appreciate affection.
00:54:11No species of birds does. I've always wanted to fly. Really? What for? For the freedom of it.
00:54:17Haven't you seen written on postcards, birds-eye view,
00:54:21vauldoiso?
00:54:23It's always splendid. You're not very happy, are you?
00:54:26It's funny, I'm feeling butterflies in my heart.
00:54:56I've never been undressed before.
00:55:00You've got goose bumps. Are you cold? No, no.
00:55:09Will you please pull my zipper down?
00:55:26Fernand, he went. But then he stopped moving. Fernand, please hurry. I'm scared.
00:55:46All right, all right. Don't do anything. I'm coming right over.
00:55:56There's a dead man in your bed. No point in bawling.
00:56:14He has a too happy look. Well, it's a beautiful way to go. What do we do?
00:56:22We'll have to figure that out. First, you'll help me get him dressed, and then we'll have to phone the police.
00:56:27Oh, no, don't ask me to touch a corpse. But after all, he's in your bed.
00:56:31Oh, please don't answer that. Don't be an idiot. Answer the phone.
00:56:34What is it? Will you answer me?
00:56:50There's a party at the office. Oh, so what?
00:56:53Pop calls to say he's bringing them all home immediately.
00:56:57What are we going to do, Fernand? We'll have to hurry. We'll hide them and then we'll see.
00:57:03You're crazy. This is no time for panic. Help me get him dressed. Come on.
00:57:10God, that's a happy smile. Careful, you'll hurt him.
00:57:17He's dead, stupid.
00:57:23He hit me. No, it's just the way he fell. Get a hold of yourself.
00:57:32Well, that's that.
00:57:43Well, I have to go now. Oh, no, please, Fernand, don't leave me alone. You know I'm scared.
00:57:47Oh, you're not even dressed yet, and they'll be here any second. Hurry.
00:57:49All right, all right, Fernand.
00:57:51Fernand?
00:57:59Oh, there's Fernand, my best friend's wife.
00:58:04Hello, Bob. Why are you looking so sad?
00:58:07You'd think there was a funeral going on. Go fix us some martinis like a good girl.
00:58:12Okay, right away.
00:58:14Everybody, let's have some fun. Tonight's young.
00:58:18This is gonna be great.
00:58:22Take it off.
00:58:29It's the police.
00:58:30Go to the door. I'll go.
00:58:32I'll knock over this chair.
00:58:37This is my neighbor, Mr. Cooper.
00:58:39Oh, the poor man. He just walked in this second, went over to hang the cage, and then he dropped stiff as a board.
00:58:46It was just like that, right? Feel it?
00:58:51Yeah, doesn't look good, Jim. I'll watch him. You call the inspector.
00:58:58Okay, stay where you are.
00:59:00Hello, Chief. I smelled trouble. You better get the inspector over here.
00:59:16Uh-huh.
00:59:22Uh-huh.
00:59:27Lose that.
00:59:31This is a case for homicide. You.
00:59:35Your chum.
00:59:36Precinct number six.
00:59:37All right, out. No comments, precinct number six. Especially to the press. Am I clear?
00:59:41Well, make him wait. It won't be long. Give me a little time with the birds.
00:59:49Thanks, Al.
00:59:50Hey, Bob, they called you home, too?
00:59:52Yeah, it's the police.
00:59:54Let's go and see. Come on.
01:00:00Hey, what's going on?
01:00:02Who's that?
01:00:03Oh, it's my husband.
01:00:05Your husband?
01:00:06No.
01:00:07That's your husband?
01:00:08Yes.
01:00:09This is my house, mister.
01:00:10This is your house?
01:00:11Right, my house.
01:00:12Out in the other room.
01:00:18Hey, stop bawling.
01:00:23Oh, for Christ's sake. Save it for later.
01:00:27Hey, help me get the cage.
01:00:30Every angle, huh?
01:00:33Check his boots, huh?
01:00:35No melted snow on his boots.
01:00:40Oh.
01:00:57Goodbye, Charlie.
01:01:06We've had our fun.
01:01:07Now tell me what really went on.
01:01:10Take this down.
01:01:12It's just the way we told you.
01:01:14No.
01:01:16No, no, no, no.
01:01:19Put one, no. No point repeating myself.
01:01:22That body was dead for at least 20 hours or more.
01:01:25Besides, that man didn't die a natural death. I know it.
01:01:28But I assure you...
01:01:29Hey, Kitty.
01:01:32And you're the quiet one.
01:01:35Suppose you tell me how it really happened, huh?
01:01:40Bring a man, both of them.
01:01:48Violette Lamoureux and Fernand Turcot, you are accused of having caused, in this borough,
01:01:53the illegal death of Francis Xavier Lalonde.
01:01:56First, by abuse of his physical resistance.
01:01:58Secondly, through negligence, by not assisting him in a moment of need.
01:02:02The prosecution demands the verdict of manslaughter.
01:02:06Excuse me, Your Honor, I must object.
01:02:08In the name of objectivity, I demand that those cameras be expelled from the courtroom.
01:02:12Overruled. Justices public, proceed.
01:02:16Your Honor, we shall try to prove that Francis Xavier Lalonde did not die of natural causes,
01:02:23and that these two women are the ones responsible.
01:02:32Sors un mort dans le décor.
01:02:40Inspector.
01:02:41Your Honor.
01:02:42What did you observe in the Lamoureux home?
01:02:44Well, I saw the body.
01:02:46And I was sure he was planted there.
01:02:50Now, when a body is emerald green, it's because, in principle, it's already 10 hours since he's been dead.
01:02:56Then I saw the two women.
01:02:58You mean the two defendants present?
01:03:00Right. Those two right over there.
01:03:02The brunette who's always speaking, and the little mousy blonde who's always crying.
01:03:06After a moment, who did I see enter the place?
01:03:09Those two cuckolds who were dumb enough to be deceived by these immoral females.
01:03:14In putting the pieces together, I deduced, me, myself, personally,
01:03:19that it was not merely a most unnatural death, but almost a supernatural death.
01:03:29Will you show us the photos you took at the Lamoureux home?
01:03:32You bet.
01:03:35Once again, Your Honor, we shall demonstrate the insidious character of these two women.
01:03:41Miss, you're a journalist for Korea Magazine, right?
01:03:44Right.
01:03:45And you are the author of this article, I am a Suburban Maneater?
01:03:49I am. Naturally, I couldn't find my own name to the article.
01:03:52Your Honor, I would like to enter this document as Exhibit P3, I believe.
01:03:56P3, that's right.
01:03:59Will the prosecution proceed?
01:04:01Of course, Your Honor. The double life of these two sexual fiends had been going on for a long time,
01:04:06without fear that scandal and scorn would befall the reputations of their faithful and hardworking husbands.
01:04:12This unspeakable affair shakes the whole borough, I say.
01:04:16This can't go on, Yvonne.
01:04:18I don't have to explain to you, you're a bright boy, but I have no choice, I'm sorry.
01:04:25No choice but to suspend you until this whole filthy mess is clarified.
01:04:30It's not fair to endanger the good reputation of the company.
01:04:35Our company, Yvonne.
01:04:37Well, I'm convinced that you had nothing at all to do with this whole filthy mess,
01:04:44but I'm sure you understand our position, Yvonne.
01:04:48Hear the confession of a young man who could have also become the victim of these nymphomaniacs.
01:04:52What took place at 7385 Mellow?
01:04:55That Madame Lamoureux of Madame Turcot.
01:04:57Lamoureux, Lamoureux.
01:04:58Madame Lamoureux. Ah, I got up there, they flew at me and stripped the clothes off me.
01:05:06I interrupt in the name of decency, Your Honor.
01:05:08I don't believe other witnesses are necessary.
01:05:11For in the testimony of this young man, the prosecution has presented the proof sufficient to send these women where they belong,
01:05:19behind bars under psychiatric surveillance.
01:05:22Your Honor, the summation for the defense will be brief.
01:05:24These two women risked the security of marriage to procure an instant of happiness to that poor man left unsatisfied by his wife.
01:05:32Exhibit piece three, Your Honor, proves this contention.
01:05:35Beyond all doubts, is that the expression of a victim?
01:05:38A victim of happiness, yes.
01:05:40I'm sure that any man in this courtroom would like to be that kind of victim and have a death suite.
01:05:46Every composed of twelve men reasonably informed of the facts in this case have concluded that the two women are not guilty as charged.
01:05:52Both are exonerated of any blame.
01:05:55You are free.
01:05:56You may leave with your heads high.
01:05:58You are two women in gold.
01:06:16Here, you wanted a drink.
01:06:32Thanks.
01:06:34Well, I guess we should get Vincent.
01:06:38Right now, he's better off with his aunt.
01:06:40Well, I hope they take me back at the office now.
01:06:43Because after all, the case is closed.
01:06:45You've closed it quickly, Yvonne.
01:06:47Been exonerated of any blame.
01:06:49How about our reputations?
01:06:51It's easy for a judge to say you're two women in gold.
01:06:54Hold your head high, he told you.
01:06:56The gold's a bit tarnished, if you ask me.
01:06:58If I'm hypocrite, that's what you are, Bob LaMoureux.
01:07:01Let's not begin to quarrel.
01:07:06Get up and go answer it.
01:07:07Oh, yes.
01:07:17Hey, it's the producer.
01:07:19He wants us to go see him at the Hotel Belvedere.
01:07:22What do I say?
01:07:23What does he want?
01:07:24I don't know, he doesn't want to talk on the phone.
01:07:25What do I say?
01:07:26Quick.
01:07:27The producer?
01:07:28That's right.
01:07:29Well, make it simple.
01:07:30You tell him we're coming.
01:07:31We are?
01:07:32We are.
01:07:33Come on.
01:07:37Cuckolded one time, more or less.
01:07:57I'll do anything you want.
01:07:59Well, it's up to Frenard.
01:08:00Video closed?
01:08:01Huh?
01:08:02I washed my hands.
01:08:03I don't care.
01:08:04I don't want anything to do with it.
01:08:05What's so funny?
01:08:06I don't understand.
01:08:07I don't understand anything about her, huh?
01:08:09Christ.
01:08:10Hey, Frenard.
01:08:12I've just made the biggest discovery.
01:08:17As big as Dennis Papin's discovery that energy was extracted from steam.
01:08:25I've discovered two of your Canadian women.
01:08:28Two women in gold.
01:08:29I'll have the honor of presenting them in the greatest show on Broadway.
01:08:34Oh, no.
01:08:37Please, Yvonne, try and talk to her.
01:08:40What should I say?
01:08:42Now, Frenard, please stop crying.
01:08:44Please.
01:08:45Frenard Turcot and Violette Lamoureux.
01:08:49We have the honor and the privilege of having with us today two women of gold.
01:08:53Yes, we got it all together.
01:08:54I think it's hard on a husband these days.
01:08:56One can understand that.
01:08:57So much has happened.
01:08:59But they were very sweet, right, Frenard?
01:09:01Oh, right.
01:09:02Were they worried?
01:09:03Well, as a matter of fact, my husband was very worried over his violets.
01:09:06Are there any questions?
01:09:07How much did you pay for the rice?
01:09:09Well, you're very, very glad to get these girls for $1 million.
01:09:13American money, of course.
01:09:15Who's going to direct it?
01:09:16Get Jewison.
01:09:18Jewison.
01:09:20That's a good idea, ma'am.
01:09:21Get a hold of Jewison.
01:09:23Can you get him on the phone?
01:09:24The best.
01:09:25Any other girls from Quebec in that show?
01:09:28Let's have that Playboy magazine, will you?
01:09:31I want to show you something.
01:09:32Boy, these Quebec chicks are something else.
01:09:35Oh, can we see, too?
01:09:36Take a look at that.
01:09:37Can we look, too?
01:09:45It's what I've always wanted to be, really.
01:09:54Et des poissons charmants!
01:09:57Yvonne, quit getting nervous.
01:10:04Champagne!
01:10:10It's what I've always wanted.
01:10:12I'm very much afraid.
01:10:13You know, I'm not a dramatic person.
01:10:14I've never performed on stage.
01:10:19Really something!
01:10:23The show of the year!
01:10:26Quebec love!
01:10:30La belle province!
01:10:34C'est la vie!
01:10:36Au revoir!
01:10:39C'est magnifique!
01:10:42I'm very, very nervous.
01:10:44Oh, no, Violette, there's no reason to be nervous.
01:10:47Oh, in New York, it's so huge, it's...
01:10:53Oh, my God!
01:11:23Oh, my God!