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00:00In the shadow of many threads in the night
00:03An assassin flees
00:07And like a demon, he smiles
00:10His crime will remain unpunished
00:14A car appears
00:17A knock on the brakes, knots creak
00:21A flash of fire strikes again
00:24Justice calls for the nikki
00:28In the heat of the night
00:31Evil is always punished
00:35No danger impresses him
00:39Hard blows affect him
00:42And justice passions him
00:46Nikki Larsson fears no one
00:50When the knocks of fire ring
00:53Like lightning, he shatters everything
00:57Especially if the girl is cute
01:00Nikki Larsson fears no one
01:27When the knocks of fire ring
01:30Like lightning, he shatters everything
01:34Especially if the girl is cute
01:38Nikki Larsson fears no one
01:42When the knocks of fire ring
01:46Like lightning, he shatters everything
01:50Nikki Larsson fears no one
01:54When the knocks of fire ring
01:58Like lightning, he shatters everything
02:02Especially if the girl is cute
02:06Nikki Larsson fears no one
02:10When the knocks of fire ring
02:14Like lightning, he shatters everything
02:18Especially if the girl is cute
02:24It's going to last a long time like this, you're doing it on purpose so that I get hurt
02:28I told you to put your belt on, so do it
02:36If one day he comes to my country, I'll cut his head off
02:54So he pushes his trucks, it's unbelievable to see that
02:57These baldies really care about the world
03:07Camus, they managed to submit you
03:10So wait for another opportunity
03:13These young women you hired to do this job are not remarkably effective
03:17Do you think they will succeed?
03:19Well, yes, for the moment, bad luck has pursued them
03:22Nikki Larsson is very strong, but he has a great weakness, you know, a great weakness
03:26I understand, yes, women push him to be reckless
03:30It's up to us to take advantage of it
03:31Exactly, that's my idea
03:33I hope you'll reward me, won't you, when you show up on the throne
03:38I've never been an ingrate
03:40But enough
03:46Now we're going to have to walk a little
03:48Walk? But I don't want to walk
03:51You're gonna have to
03:53No, there's no question about it
03:55Alright, then stay here
04:00I'm not going with him
04:03What's that?
04:16Wait for me! Wait for me!
04:22Here, it's you! I thought you didn't want to walk
04:25That's why I came running, I'm telling you
04:27Yeah, it's not that it's different
04:33Don't tell me you're a king! You know what fear is
04:36Of course not, but I was a bit surprised
04:39Of course not, but I was a bit surprised
04:50I can't walk anymore
04:53I hope you're kidding
04:55Not at all, I'm the king and I order you to carry me
04:58What if I don't want to?
04:59You'll go to jail
05:00To jail? And you're the one who's gonna put me in jail
05:03Wait a minute, I'll put you in jail right away
05:06You're still full of energy, can't you walk?
05:09Come on, hurry up!
05:25Here we are
05:27Where's that school?
05:29It's right there in front of you
05:30What?
05:36It's all old and dirty
05:38It's normal, it's not inhabited
05:40But in this kind of place, everyone is equal
05:43Everyone has to behave like an adult
05:45We assume our responsibilities to be able to survive
05:47and we co-operate with others to make cohabitation bearable for everyone
05:51Do you understand that?
05:53Not very well, no
05:54Don't worry, it'll come
05:57Oh, I'm starting to feel a bit dizzy
05:59I'll go and get some water
06:02Don't worry, it'll come
06:04Oh, I'm starting to feel a bit dizzy
06:08We'll first clean up and then we'll think about eating
06:11No, I won't sweep
06:13If you want to eat, you'll have to sweep first
06:23I'm forced to do the same thing
06:25Then you'll have to sweep
06:27Oh!
06:29It's revolting!
06:33What's that?
06:37Give it back! It's not for children at all
06:39It's completely stupid what you're saying
06:41In my country, there are also comic strips
06:43Really? Yes, comic strips
06:45Yes, comic strips
06:47Yes, I like comic strips
06:49What's wrong with you?
06:51Nothing at all
06:52I was just saying that comic strips weren't enough to learn how to read
06:56To learn how to read?
07:03Oh, I'm so tired
07:06Aren't we eating? I've done my homework
07:10You'll have to fish for the fish you're going to eat
07:12But I've never fished in my life
07:14It's not complicated, you'll learn very easily
07:17Come on, let's go
07:27Oh, it's working pretty well, it's already my fifth
07:30What about you?
07:33You haven't caught any yet?
07:36Oh, don't worry, we'll share mine
07:39No way! I don't want your charity
07:42That's it, it's dead
07:45Do you need a hand?
07:47I don't need your help, I can do it myself
07:49If you say that...
07:51Do you need a hand?
07:53I don't need your help, I can do it myself
07:55If you say that...
07:59Come over here! No, I won't let you go, you'll stay here
08:02Right, now that's not all, we need to prepare the meal
08:04We need to light a fire
08:06What? What fire?
08:12What are you waiting for? You're not going to eat your raw fish, are you?
08:15Alright, but I'm going to take a big branch and it'll be much faster
08:21And I won't get hurt
08:38You see, to have a good fire, you need dry wood
08:42And if you take even greener branches, you'll have a hard time getting them to catch fire, you know
08:46But why didn't you tell me? It would have kept me from getting tired in vain
08:50Oh, but you never listen to me, you pretend to know everything
08:53So of course I don't want to contradict you
09:11It's good, isn't it?
09:13What do you prefer, your fish or the ice cream you ate in town?
09:16After all the trouble I went through to eat it, I prefer my fish
09:21That's good, you've understood your first lesson
09:37What are you doing?
09:38Those who want to kill you can come and attack us at any time
09:42I'm preparing a little trap for them
09:45Oh, show me!
09:47What do you mean?
09:49Show me how you do it! I'd like to help you
09:53Alright, very good idea. Take this knife
09:56Oh, that!
09:59I've got a little question to ask you about your pretty governess
10:02What exactly does this pretty governess do?
10:05Oh, she watches me when I take my bath and then she sleeps in my room
10:08She sleeps in your room? Oh, you don't realise how lucky you are!
10:13I'd go mad if I were you
10:15Oh, I can't do it. Your knife doesn't cut at all
10:19Hold on to the other side
10:21What? Oh, alright
10:24Oh, it cuts better on this side
10:31I'm very worried. Are you really sure that His Majesty is safe, ladies?
10:36If something were to go wrong, who would have told us?
10:43Oh, here's a message from Nicky
10:50What's he saying? I hope His Majesty is well
10:54He wants me to bring him comic strips
10:57And is His Majesty talking to you about it?
10:59No, he's just writing that I should bring him clean laundry
11:02And nothing else?
11:04He's also asking for sports results. I'm not surprised by him
11:09I'd also like to go and join them if it's possible, please
11:13It wouldn't be wise to go together
11:15It could draw the attention of your enemies
11:18Yes, of course
11:20Trust me, if I ever realise that Nicky isn't taking good care of His Majesty
11:24he'll get a good beating and he'll stop right away
11:26Oh, I hear you
11:29Wait!
11:36I understand and I admire your devotion to the little king, Alfonso
11:39But allow me to tell you that in my opinion, you're overdoing it
11:43I know, it's my mother's side
11:45And according to what Nicky has written, I think the events are going to speed up
11:49What events? What can make you believe such a thing?
11:59Come on, let's follow the girl, she doesn't suspect a thing
12:02I won't accept failure this time, don't let your target down
12:07He's finished his speech, I'm starting to get bored
12:10If you like, we can also go there to be sure that you'll be our new king
12:15Yes, I think it's a very good idea
12:17Of course
12:24It's so hot in here
12:29There's no-one here
12:34What are they doing?
12:39That's enough, you can get out of there now
12:45What are you two doing here?
12:47Ah, there you are!
12:49But where are the comic strips, the sports results, tell me!
12:52Don't start telling me nonsense
12:54And you're completely crazy to have dug such a deep hole in this poor boy
12:58It's not worthy of your rank to get dirty like that and to work like anyone else
13:02I think it's normal, everyone does their part
13:05What? Are you serious?
13:07Oh well, as you wish, anyway I've brought you some clean laundry
13:11Watch out, a snake!
13:17Oh no, it was a liana
13:19Oh yeah? Anyway, I've never seen a snake around here
13:23Neither have I
13:26What's this then?
13:33Anyway, tell me, what's the use of all that you've taught him?
13:36To defend himself
13:37You want him to fight against professionals?
13:39Exactly
13:40But that's stupid!
13:41You know perfectly well that he can't stand up to the killer sent by his enemies
13:45Alphonso, if your enemies came, would you be afraid of them?
13:48No, not at all, I'd fight like a man
13:50No, Alphonso, I don't know what this madman told you, but forget it
13:53I don't need your remarks
13:55You've only spent three weeks away from everyone to become completely crazy
14:00Enough, shut up! You're the one who's going to drive me crazy
14:03Stop arguing, this isn't the time when the enemy might be out there
14:08He's perfectly right, let's get ready to fight too
14:11Why are you both saying that? The enemy isn't anywhere near
14:15Nicky says it's you who should be bringing him
14:18What? But why?
14:23He's here. Alphonso, are you ready?
14:48Alphonso!
15:05There's no one here, where have they gone?
15:08Quick, follow me!
15:18Quick, follow me!
15:31Here we go!
15:34No, let me down from there! Help! Let me down from there!
15:37Well done!
15:38Well done!
15:47I can't stand this! Celestia, help! I can't stand this!
15:52Who's going to help you? Take that off!
15:54Hurry up!
15:58Well done, Alphonso, you've become the king of the lasso
16:01This isn't a game! Get me out of here!
16:03Emma! Emma!
16:09I can see you're not trying to run away anymore. It's better for everyone
16:13It's too easy to win against girls
16:16You little rascal, I'll show you
16:18And what are you going to show me?
16:21Oh yes, I'm right here
16:23So, was I up to the task?
16:24Oh yes
16:27Watch out, I'm going to send you to hell if you make any sudden moves
16:30I didn't do anything, Nicky, forgive me
16:32You're the one we came to see, Alphonso
16:35My uncle?
16:36My uncle?
16:37You're too young to be on your poor father's throne
16:40I don't like violence very much, contrary to what you might think
16:43So if you agree to abdicate in my favour, everything will end well for everyone
16:47No, no way I'm abdicating, my father didn't want to give you the power
16:50Oh, the first victim of your stupid son will be this young girl
16:54Don't hurt her, she has nothing to do with all this
16:57So come closer if you're so brave
16:59Yes, I'm coming, Your Majesty
17:02Let him go!
17:03Let him go!
17:21Get me out of here, please!
17:23We did it, Alphonso
17:25Yes
17:26Oh, Your Majesty
17:28You're all right, Your Majesty
17:30You're all right
17:31Yes, we can't do better
17:33I'm so happy
17:35But why are you crying like that?
17:37I'm crying of happiness, of joy
17:39Let's go, Your Majesty
17:41And that's first of all thanks to Mr Larson
17:45You've transformed this boy, I hope you haven't given him your sick attitude towards girls
17:50Oh, you shut up
17:52I think now you have enough evidence to intervene, Lieutenant
17:55Of course, Your Majesty, plenty enough
17:58I've lost everything
18:04Ladies and gentlemen, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts
18:08The important thing is that everything ends well
18:10For everyone
18:11Thank you, me too
18:13But where's Mr Larson? He said he wanted to go with us
18:17He told me he wanted to buy a few little things
18:20Oh yes, here he is
18:23Oh, it's heavy
18:24Oh no, he's completely ill
18:27Since I didn't know what I was going to find there
18:29I decided to buy everything I could to have fun on the spot
18:36Tell me, did you already tell the pretty governess that I was coming with you?
18:41Oh, you mean you don't know the news?
18:45No
18:46His Majesty has decided to send back all his staff because he now wants to use them all
18:52What?
18:53Yes
18:54That's a farce
18:55He didn't do that
18:56After this little stay with you in the middle of the forest, His Majesty has made this very, very good decision
19:01Oh no, no, I'm dreaming
19:02But you promised me to introduce me to the pretty governess
19:05That's why I did all this
19:08Listen, I thought about what you told me in the woods about my staff
19:12That it wasn't good, that I had to take responsibility
19:15So I listened to you and I sent them back
19:17That way, now I can take responsibility for myself
19:19There, that's what you wanted, right?
19:21We'll have fun
19:22There'll only be you and me
19:24No, no, let me go! I don't want to go!
19:26No, I don't want to go! Do you hear me? I don't want to go!
19:29No, let me go!
19:40No, I'll learn my lesson. I shouldn't have accepted him
19:42Next time, I swear I won't accept him
19:45He wasn't lucky, poor Nicky
19:47He's the one who's given himself so much trouble
19:49It took him a lot of patience to put up with that spoiled boy Alfonso
19:52He turned him into a real little man
19:54But he didn't get the expected reward
19:56Well done
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