THE Batman - S05 E09 - Attack of the Terrible Trio (720p - HMax Web-DL)
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00:00You
00:30Come on what are you waiting for? Come on in Shelly get out of there. Hurry
00:46This is so Spielberg
01:09Michael is that you? Cool costume. You get it from the drama department?
01:16I'm not laughing anymore Michael. Now take that thing off. Take it off!
01:24Huh?
01:38Get out of here!
01:47What is that?
01:56No!
02:08Get out of here!
02:38Get out of here!
02:58Get out of here!
03:18Get out of here!
03:38Get out of here!
03:58Get out of here!
04:18Get out of here!
04:38Get out of here!
04:56I think you know why we're here professor Langstrom
04:59I was expecting you but I had nothing to do with this I swear I know it looks bad but after those last man bat experiments I realized I could never go down that road again and I haven't
05:10Someone has. Any ideas?
05:13There was a breach in my computer security program a few weeks ago
05:17So it could be anyone
05:18I'm afraid so but if there's anything I can do to help anything at all
05:22Let's hope it's not too late for that
05:34I'll do some snooping around here in the morning
05:36But what about your school?
05:38This is my school ever since September
05:41Tell me you knew that
05:47He can give you the atomic weight of iridium and the private phone number of the president
05:50But does he remember I graduated high school?
05:52No
05:55And did you hear those big bad frat boys when they were running off?
05:59Squealing just like their little girlfriends
06:02You know I actually tried to get into one of those sororities
06:05You?
06:06It was a long time ago David okay?
06:08And did you see that girl's face when she figured out it wasn't a costume?
06:11I thought she was gonna...
06:13Justin shh!
06:14Come on Amber who pays attention to us?
06:17At least while we look like this
06:19Speaking of that have you cooked up any more of those patches?
06:23It's easy once you have the recipe
06:39Not again
06:40What?
06:41A doof they gave me for a roommate
06:48What do you want?
06:50What do you think I want Jake?
06:51This is my room too you know
06:53Uh uh
06:54This party's by invitation only
06:56And it's very exclusive
07:05What a newbie
07:08Are you okay?
07:12You should tell the dorm advisor about this
07:15Mind your own business
07:29Come on Jake they're closing
07:31Yeah yeah
07:50Ah!
08:10I'm at school better come quick
08:12Are you assuming you can remember which school it is?
08:26No please
08:29Don't worry I'm only going to make you into more of a party animal
08:37What are you doing?
08:39Let's see
08:43Hold it
08:57He's gone now it's okay
09:00Or not
09:06I did it
09:08We better get out of here quick
09:10What's the rush?
09:13Come on
09:43Hey we got a problem
09:58No kidding
10:23I've seen this movie before
10:34Okay what's the plan?
10:36Move
10:37Good plan
10:47This is what we call in the justice league right?
10:50Monkey they throw me out in two seconds
10:57So how'd you do on the test?
11:19Ah!
11:33Langstrom
11:35There was another creature attack tonight
11:37An ape
11:38This is a blood sample I took from him
11:40If you're serious about wanting to help
11:42See if you can come up with an antidote
11:44I'll get to work on it
11:46There's probably some mutagens in here that...
11:55Before they took him away police questioned the so called gorilla boy but got few answers
12:01Frankly we don't know what's been causing this
12:04As of this point we're ready to call in animal control
12:07Looks like you got this room all to yourself now
12:10What a coincidence
12:13Hey what are you laughing at?
12:15He's in the hospital now it's not funny
12:17Boo hoo
12:19You saw what a jerk he was
12:21Doesn't mean he deserved that
12:23People tend to get exactly what they deserve sunshine
12:26Maybe you will too
12:39I think I know who the next monkey's gonna be
12:47Shh quiet Amber
12:49We go now live to Gotham University president Dr. Stephen Phillips
12:52After last night's incident I'm calling for all Gotham University students to have DNA tests
12:58That will determine who's been abusing mutagenic chemicals
13:01Tests will begin tomorrow morning
13:03He can't do that
13:05Isn't that like invasion of primacy?
13:07Primacy and it's not legal no way
13:10But what if everyone else takes a test and we don't?
13:13They'd know it was us
13:15Hmm
13:17David
13:19What if everyone had the mutagen in their systems?
13:23What are you talking about?
13:26Well I've always said this place was a zoo
13:29What if it really turned into one?
13:42Where you been?
13:44Langstrom's lab he put together an antidote to the mutagen
13:47Good cause we're gonna need it soon
13:49You sure?
13:50Give me a second
13:55I'm sure because unless the university's stuffing their dorm pillows with vulture feathers
13:59I found our bird girl and her two friends
14:06Where's everybody going?
14:08Big football game tonight
14:09The dorm's so empty we could probably walk through the front door
14:12But where's the fun in that?
14:22Think they're at the game?
14:23They're not the school spirit types
14:26What type are they?
14:28The type no one notices until it's too late
14:31Misfits
14:33Everyone fits in somewhere
14:36The hard part is finding the right place
14:42Blueprints?
14:44For what?
14:47What are you saving it for?
14:49Put it all in
14:51We need everybody to get their share
14:53What was that?
14:55Must be the kickoff
14:56Our timing's perfect
14:58Get the detonator
15:00What?
15:01They got visitors
15:02Batman and Batgirl
15:04I don't believe it
15:05Better get up here
15:19Ah!
15:35Nice poochie
15:37Lab animals
15:44Time for the antidote
15:53She's got the antidote
16:19Ah!
16:36You know, you were a real inspiration to me, Batman
16:40I was an inspiration to you?
16:42When I was a kid, I saw you way up on a skyscraper
16:45You had everything I ever wanted
16:47Power, freedom, no one to answer to
16:50And then there was the whole animal thing, too
16:52You might have seen me, but you sure didn't understand
16:55Well, I understand now
16:57You're a sellout
16:58Flunky for the cops, that's all
17:00And you've turned yourself into a cheap circus act
17:06Not helping
17:07You want to talk about a circus?
17:09Pretty soon I'm going to turn the stadium into the world's biggest freak show
17:14Thanks to this
17:17But you're not going to live to see it
17:40And now, for your halftime pleasure, the Gotham University Marching Band
17:49Go, Gotham!
17:51Go...
17:53Gotham?
18:06The hour's over
18:10Once this goes off, a cloud of mutagen will cover half the campus
18:19I'll be back
18:37What was that?
18:55What?
19:25Ah!
19:45No!
20:03Uh-oh
20:14Ah!
20:43Are you okay?
20:49Yeah
20:51What's going to happen to him and the other two now?
20:53Hard to say
20:55But I have a feeling that wherever they end up
20:57They're still going to have trouble fitting in
21:27Gotham University Marching Band