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00:00I
00:15Knew I should have splurged for the turbo
00:18I
00:29Take it those weren't pigeons look s w
00:48They're gone great now the guys in hero suits are shooting at us
01:18I
01:48I
02:10You got them on video a city traffic cam recorded their getaway
02:18Whoa, look at the wheels his sidekick gets and last week when killer croc managed to escape us
02:23He must have had their help to that time. They didn't show themselves. They're getting bolder
02:28So, what do you think alternate versions of us from a parallel universe or maybe our matter any matter twins?
02:34You've been reading too many comic books. You left out video games
02:38I thought you might need a reminder Bruce and dick have an appointment with their friends the Mallory's handy Mallory
02:44Ah, all right, I'll go but I'm not gonna have any fun
02:57And where exactly did you leave my brother too slow maybe
03:07Yeah, you fall way cooler than I do yet you keep trying to impress me come on you two
03:13Andy and I both appreciate you guys lending us this gear for a climb next week. No problem
03:19Wayne tech developed it for the military, but I'd always rather it get used for fun here. Let me show you how the zipline works
03:31The cables threaded with titanium it's thin but it can hold a ton hook your harness to the line and
03:43Oh
03:47Okay, dick show Andy how to hook himself in
03:52Like I'm gonna learn from a loser. Hey, I was first
04:02Brilliant your fault. So how to retrieve a stuck teammate
04:12I guess I'll see you at fencing next week dick. Yeah. See ya
04:22Guess they'll be having a talk. So will we oh
04:30Let it go big bro, look at all the swag you scored from your chum friend
04:35Every little bit helps when you've got a bat to squash
04:43Good
04:47Evening and welcome to the first broadcast of the city's newest lottery sensation the Gotham millionaire
05:04I can see why you think this might attract someone's attention
05:09Let's get right to it and find out our first number
05:12Oh
05:32This is awful, I can't find my ticket. Oh, there's the ticket
05:42Oh
05:51Now that's what I call a wedding smile
05:54Oh
06:09What a million-dollar surprise now I can win the lottery and scratch off Batman
06:15Oh
06:23Hey
06:26Take your money Joker will handle the Batman
06:46Oh
06:51W&s wipe out and sudden stop that's wrath and scorn
06:57Who are you why are you doing this someone has to stand up to your kind Joker's just trying to make a living like
07:04anyone else
07:10Criminals are simple Batman direct Joker doesn't wear a mask. He shows his face for the love of Batman
07:16He's just trying to make a living like anyone else
07:19Ah
07:22Criminals are simple Batman direct Joker doesn't wear a mask
07:26He shows his face for the world to see then you won't mind doing the same you first
07:48Look
08:18Oh
08:49Hey, well, sorry about missing fencing class suddenly my schedule got jammed
08:54That's okay, Bruce. I've got some extra business to take care of too. We'll hook up later. Ciao
09:02What's wrong sometimes our schedules are too similar
09:06Extra business if it were a business Joker would cut us in on his take all the criminals would we're not doing it for money
09:13We're doing it for them
09:16I
09:17Bother I don't even remember them. They'd be proud of you. They'd be proud of us both for taking on the Batman
09:24He's everything they hated
09:28That mom and dad and I haven't comment, it's funny
09:32Last night, I felt like we knew each other
09:34We were so in sync. Ah
09:37Don't tell me you're starting to respect him little brother. You've got nothing to worry about there
09:43In fact now that we know we can take him it's time to move on to the next stage
09:51What's with the club meet yeah, I ain't no joiner
09:55That's true. Mr. Scarface tells me all the time. He works alone. There's been not be one of your teamwork schemes
10:02Pengi, I assure you I had nothing to do with it
10:07Joker
10:08Please I have no time to clean up put out trail mix greased trapdoor. I invited you here. Oh
10:18It's this one, you know, I could have handled Batman myself no you had to take all the fun out of it
10:25Now just a second. I was thrilled to have this good fellows assistance and I vote we hear the man out
10:34So, who are you and what's your racket no racket
10:38I'm just a friend one who believes criminals have it tough enough without having to deal with that rabid bat
10:46Scorn and I are just here to even the field
10:48But if we don't want your hair, that's up to you, but there's a job tonight that can make you all infinitely rich
10:56It's too ambitious for any one criminal, but with my backup you might be able to pull it off
11:03I
11:06Engraving plates for printing money, right? They're being unloaded at the docks tonight. It's too big a prize not to attract wrath
11:17You know, it's kind of creepy how you're getting into this guy's head it's like you and here the same
11:23Not in the way that counts
11:33Oh
11:49Nice shot, mr. Scarface
11:59Shocking
12:03So what's left for me to do? Hey help me unload this loop good times
12:21Harbor Patrol
12:33I
13:04You
13:08Titanium cable
13:14Bruce it is you
13:23We are too much alike
13:26What's the problem bird boy too scared to take me head on
13:35What's your problem scorn dog too slow to catch me
13:51Not too bright either
13:54Little like fencing class isn't it old pal? You know who I am. Don't you? I wish I didn't then
14:00You know why I'm going to win. I'm willing to destroy my enemies
14:07You just send yours to jail
14:10Ah
14:23Jail will do
14:30Where's rad move it dummy
14:37I'm out of here
14:39I
15:09I
15:27Where is he
15:28He's on speakerphone
15:30You failed us friend. We barely got out of there with our feathers intact
15:36I'll make it up to you and then some because I now know who Batman is and I'm going to rid the city of
15:42him once and for all
15:43Did you hear that dummy?
15:46That'll be my gift to you
15:48Let's go
15:50Next stop Wayne mansion. Where's your smile Joker? It's the end of the Batman. I
15:57I
16:02Can't believe it will and Andy's parents were notorious jewel thieves
16:07Explains the Mallory money eventually they got caught and were sent to prison around the same time. My parents died
16:13So what's our next move? We pay the Mallory brothers a visit unless we get to you first
16:28I
16:43I'm sorry, sir. He came up behind me as I opened the clock. It's alright. Just stay hidden somewhere safe
16:49I
16:55Come on out Dickie bird, we got a score to settle right behind you Andrew
17:11I should have known you were Batman Bruce. You were always so civic minded it ends here and now
17:19I
17:25Destroyed his place. I destroy everything you are
17:31And then I'll destroy you
17:37Somewhere safe he says
17:40Ha
17:44Gotcha Dickie
17:46It's over Bruce
17:48You've forgotten home court advantage. You have no court left
17:53You'd be surprised
18:09You
18:25Come to our house
18:28You
18:38Is it over
18:42If I go to jail, I'll tell everyone who you are
18:45You'll be a target the rest of your life, but I swear I'll never tell a soul if you just let us go
18:51But that really would destroy everything I am
18:53You
18:55Think I'm kidding Batman you're finished through hear me it's over get ready to be famous Dickie
19:06So that's it he tells and there's no more Batman, I'm afraid so it was great. Well it lasted
19:15A
19:17Night boys
19:19Joker hurry uncovers. Oh, I'll do better than that
19:22I'll completely young engine
19:25What you can't we know who he is. We'll tell you Batman his
19:37Destroying you is my game and I won't have anyone stealing my fun
19:44So does this mean we're back in business, I don't think anyone's telling secrets anytime soon
20:14You