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00:00What is this some kind of joke it's the special frappuccino coffee with grapefruit and milk
00:21I also asked them to put in some cider vinegar to really boost the acidity
01:00When coupled with facial reaction
01:07No signs of aging, faces without wrinkles
01:13Express something on their own
01:19Can't move, do, must, lips and eyebrows
01:28It's boiling over, lower the heat
01:30What the hell were you thinking buying 15 cases of tomatoes
01:33I have better things to do than make and jar sauce all day
01:36Oh perhaps you'd be happier if we went back to using freshly canned goods
01:39Oh great idea big shot
01:41Like you're not going to brag your head off later, oh look at my red sauce
01:44Oh grow up, Fred, could you change that channel
01:47You're stressing me out with that elevator music
01:49Put a lid on it Paul
01:51Are you overworked, tense, and feeling like you're drifting apart as a couple
01:56Don't let it get to you, come join us at our seminar on reconstructing the post-marital dialogue
02:06Come on, invest in your conjugal future
02:15Bye bye, have fun at the seminar
02:23I forgot, here are the keys for Monique
02:25Give her a big hug and kiss for me, bye Sancho
02:28Not Aunt Monique
02:31You must release all that negative energy, go for it
02:34Give me your best primal scream Fred
02:38Ah!
02:55My subconscious must have blocked that out
02:57Quick, let's call her and tell her not to come
03:07Surprise!
03:11Hello
03:13My munchkins, I am so happy to be babysitting for you guys
03:16And to celebrate I am going to give you a herbal infusion
03:19Celebrate what? That mom doesn't think I can babysit my own brother?
03:31Moldy, Fab's on vacation with Annette, Monique's squatting at my house
03:37Ah, Monique, too bad that age affects a woman's fertility
03:42If it didn't, I'd love to pollinate her flowers
03:51Is it me or does that little kid have a face like a monkey?
03:54Tamara, sweetie, those flowers make you look fat
03:58Whoa!
04:01Jojo, you cried because you wanted to come?
04:03Now you've embarrassed me in front of Fred
04:06You didn't hurt yourself, did you Jojo?
04:11I didn't think Jodi permitted her friends to be kind to children
04:14I've told you before, no children allowed, they're filthy
04:17What? Pardon me, our family scrubs itself daily
04:21I'll have you, you know, insolent boor, ignoramus, obsessive compulsive maniac
04:40I don't want Donald to come live with us
04:43You coo at each other all the time, it's like being with pigeons in heat
04:46What?
04:47Like you don't do the same with Benji
04:49Me and Benji don't coo ever
04:52We're very discreet
04:54Hi, my little lovebug
04:56Benji, Pussytail, I'm so excited
04:58It's been too long since I had one of your kisses
05:02Finally you're here, my big dark hunk of chocolate
05:05I'm having a big fight with my mother
05:09I'm going to tell her he has to go
05:11She'll have to choose between me and Donald
05:14That is out of the question
05:16Oh yeah? Then I guess I'm going
05:18I am officially running away
05:21See you later, sweetie
05:23I know my little girl, she'll be back by tonight
05:30Sweet potato coffee, tempting, isn't it?
05:33I'll take a chance, I like risks
05:41You're looking for another employee?
05:43I think my boss finally gets that I don't have four hands
05:46Are you interested?
05:47Uh, not sure
05:49Oh, do it, do it, do it, do it
05:52Perfect, you can start in an hour
06:02Monique, is the telephone off the hook or something?
06:07Has someone broken in?
06:10Don't you love my changes?
06:13It's back to the basics
06:19No!
06:24Not bad, huh?
06:27I think you forgot the bed of nails, too
06:29I'm sure you're going to love this
06:31It's very zen and much healthier
06:34No television, computer or telephone
06:36Nothing but you and your pure raw emotions
06:41Actually, I'm feeling a very pure emotion right now
06:44I'm hungry, I'd like to eat
06:46But I guess the fridge is gone
07:01You sure it's around here?
07:03Well, I'm not the one who forgot the pamphlet
07:06Oh, here we go again
07:08Stop the car, stop, this looks peaceful enough
07:10Hey, relax
07:13Some visitors!
07:17Don't you think we already communicate better, Paul?
07:20Not really
07:21You always have to have the last word, don't you, huh?
07:24At last, a couple about to go postal
07:27We'll have to remedy that
07:30Penelope! Lovebug!
07:33Your mom loves you, I love you
07:36Even Donald loves you
07:38Come on, Lovebug!
07:46Would you mind not staring at me?
07:48Can't you people see that I'm running away?
07:51You're making me cry!
07:53Would you mind not staring at me?
07:56Can't you people see that I'm running away?
07:59You're not supposed to see me now
08:01I am incognito
08:05A decaffeinated frappuccino with skim milk, fructose and soy protein
08:08for the lady with tepid eyes for those sensitive gums of yours
08:14You're catching on quick
08:15I have been here every day for the last two years
08:19Here comes the weirdo with his monkey companion
08:22Can we feed it?
08:24You vile fiction! Now apologize to Jojo
08:32Dirty little monster, I ought to...
08:34What is the meaning of this? I said no, children
08:37They run around, they cry and they multiply
08:40If you let one in today, tomorrow there'll be two dozen
08:43Oh yeah, just like mushrooms in a moldy bathroom
08:46Young lady, you've reached the point of no return
08:49I don't know what to do with you anymore
08:51I think I'm going to have to...
08:53Frappuccino, chamomile, verbena?
09:00Okay, I have some errands to run. We'll talk later
09:07I hope he forgets about all this
09:09I really don't want to lose my job
09:11Stop. You know you're indispensable
09:14Thank you, Fred
09:15No sweat, Tarama
09:17Mara
09:19Mara
09:22Mara
09:24The first step in conjugal shock therapy
09:27Find the trail game
09:29You are going to learn to rediscover yourselves
09:32And trust in each other
09:34Oh, this should be good
09:38My love, you've got to stop sulking
09:40I would like to have the super frappuccino with quadruple chocolate
09:44And plenty of cream
09:52Don't do it, Penny. Imagine
09:54It's over 900 calories
09:58Cabbage Patch, listen to me
09:59I'm sure we can work something out
10:09Isn't this how you tried to seduce me when I was 20
10:11By saying you were an expert at orienteering in space?
10:14Not orienteering in space
10:16I said geometric spaces
10:18And so where are we now, Marco Polo?
10:22Shh
10:28You don't want me to live with you because you don't love me
10:31Minnow, where do you think your mom is going to look for you first?
10:34At Jodi's? At Tamara's? Or at my place?
10:36Well then, since no one wants me
10:38It leaves me with no other choice
10:40I mean, there's no way I'm living with my mother's boyfriend
10:43I guess I'll have to go find my father in Nunavut
10:47But kitten, I don't want to lose my baby
10:49It bothers you that much to live with a man other than your father?
10:53What? You, Fred?
10:55Another man apart from my father?
10:57You want to help your best friend and his nice little girlfriend
11:00By suggesting I stay with you?
11:02Ah, Chico, I'll never forget this, man
11:09Fred and romance
11:11One and the same
11:19Hmm
11:27Hmm?
11:44Oh
11:47Ah
11:48Oh
11:51Hmm
11:56Hmm?
11:57Hmm?
11:59But we're going to have to hide you from my aunt
12:02I'll never hear the end of it
12:04You can hide behind the furniture
12:06Thank you
12:09Mommy
12:11You're hoping the stock arranges itself in the cold room?
12:14Hmm?
12:15Hmm
12:19They could arrange some nuptials
12:22Fred doesn't have the class to go out with any friend of mine
12:25It would ruin my impeccable reputation
12:27Instead of worrying about Fred and Tamara
12:29Why don't you go look for your little monkey?
12:32Jojo! Jojo!
12:35I've lost Jonathan Jordan!
12:44Paul? Paul?
12:48Paul, is that you?
12:50Did you find the way out?
12:52No!
12:55No!
13:02Carol?
13:03No!
13:05My love, my love, my love
13:08Come here
13:09Oh
13:11Hmm?
13:12Hmm?
13:25Hello?
13:26Hello?
13:28These silly intercoms never work for me
13:31Coming!
13:33Hmm
13:38Hmm?
13:40I know that simplicity is in
13:43But this is going a little too far
13:47Oh
13:48Oh, shoot!
13:57Huh?
13:58Oh!
13:59Oh, it's Dad! Dad!
14:01Oops, I forgot to shut the door to the closet
14:04Poor Fred
14:05He has far too much junk
14:07Junk, not very zen
14:09Voila!
14:13Oh, we have much more room to breathe now
14:20Can someone please tell me why I always end up being locked inside closets?
14:34Wait, let me help you
14:37Hi
14:42What were you gonna say?
14:44That, that I'm happy I got to know you
14:47I mean, we've known each other for a long time, but
14:50But I'm just really surprised that
15:08Oh
15:10Oh
15:12You see, you're powerless, my dear
15:14Love's made her appearance
15:16Bravo, Jojo, you're the vessel of passion, a modern-day Cupid
15:20Stupid Cupid, maybe
15:22Tamara?
15:23Tamara?
15:37You scared me to death!
15:39You know, I had a piñata for my fifth birthday
15:42It was so much fun to hit her and then watch all that candy come out
15:46Poor Rita, you must be bored here on your own
15:49But at least you seemed happy
15:51That father wants to come and live with us, but I said to him,
15:54Darn it, I'm-
16:01I'm so sorry
16:05Wait
16:10Fred?
16:11Hm?
16:19I'm hungry
16:20I didn't have time to eat before I ran away
16:23But you wouldn't understand, your tummy's always full of candy
16:31I'm so sorry, Rita
16:33But I assure you, I'm only doing this for my own good
16:42Piñatas come from Japan, right?
16:45I feel sorry for you, you're really far from home
16:48Did you have any family there?
16:50I could never live without my mom and Benji
16:52Separating loved ones should be against the law
16:55You know how much I miss my dad sometimes
16:58Oh, you know what?
17:00I pretty much demanded that my mother break up with Donald
17:05Is there a bathroom in here?
17:07Tamara's nice, but she's too timid
17:09She doesn't go for the hard sell
17:11And she doesn't use products after the best before date
17:13She's losing me money
17:14It was the right time to let her go
17:16Now, what about your salary?
17:18My salary?
17:19What salary? I'm quitting!
17:21You'll have no choice but to keep, Tamara
17:23Fred, you can't do that
17:26How about I make you employee of the month for a year?
17:30He did that for me?
17:32Tamara, tell me you're not falling for Fred LeBlanc
17:35Not him
17:37You can do so much better than that
17:39He doesn't even have a car
17:45Tamara? My sweet Tamara, we have to talk
17:49Tamara? Tamara!
17:55Will you take a chill pill, beast?
17:57What do you think is in there anyway?
18:07For goodness sake, I don't think I'm so strict
18:09That Fred feels the need to hide his girlfriend in the closet
18:23There's a nice smell of reconciliation in the air
18:26Do we continue?
18:27Thank you, uh, Hyacinth?
18:30That's right, like the flower
18:32But I think we'll pass
18:34If we could get out of these woods, I think we could deal with our own little troubles
18:45You know, you're right, Monique
18:47I should go back home and tell my mom that I want nothing but her happiness
18:50It'll also make my boyfriend happy
18:53Nothing is more pure and healthy than love
18:56In total abstinence, of course
19:04Yes?
19:06Hi there, uh, is, uh, Fred around?
19:11No
19:12Can I possibly wait for him in his bedroom?
19:15Why not wait in the living room? Pretty Penelope is there
19:18Ah, okay, cool
19:20I'm going to prepare a nice little ginger root tea to celebrate
19:24Fred's found a cutie
19:35Hi!
19:36Hey, what are you doing?
19:38You have some nerve to do this to Fred!
19:41Get out, you backstabbers! Get out!
19:44Get out right now!
19:50Fred!
19:51Yeah?
19:52Fred, no one's ever done that for me
19:56Before today, I didn't think you knew I existed
20:00I don't know where my head was to have not seen a girl like you
20:17Come on, moment!
20:19My poor Fred!
20:21How dare you! A heart so pure, and in his house to boot!
20:25Fred?
20:26Tamara?
20:27Chico?
20:28Penelope?
20:29Benji?
20:30Tamara?
20:32What?
20:33But who's that girl?
20:35What a generation of swingers that just jump from branch to branch
20:38How on earth could Carol have raised a child like that?
20:52Oh, that's a lovely cologne, Odisco
20:54You like it?
20:56Well, sister, you got a major makeover to do in your life
20:59And in your family
21:01What's she talking about a makeover?
21:26Move your imagination
21:29Stand to trust in anything you feel
21:33And you'll do what you can do
21:36What you need to do
21:43Love is like a pimple
21:45Without warning, it blows up in your face
21:47Splat!
21:57Splat!
22:10Splat!
22:26Splat!