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00:00Oh, hello! I hope you had a nice day. I didn't. My pipe is broken.
00:27But I still have a spare pipe. A present from Kvalm el Paff. That's the sheik of nicotine.
00:34The problem is, I don't know where the damn thing is. Probably in this junkyard here.
00:43Oha! The door is rusted. There was no one in there for hours. Then with violence. Attack!
00:51Ah! So, I would say the door is open. And in this box here must be my pipe.
01:02Nagalapapp! Finally I get out of here. Locked up in this stupid box for years. A shame. Hello, Dickerchen.
01:10Oh no, the snitch! I completely forgot about her.
01:15Yes, exactly. The snitch. Who took me from Patagonia to make me angry in this box? You, Dickerchen.
01:22Don't call me Dickerchen. I'm the captain here. Now it's quiet again.
01:29Nagalapapp, here I am again.
01:31Oh no!
01:33Oh, yes. Now calm down, Dickerchen. Because now I'm going to tell you a lot of stories.
01:38For example about stupid and stupid, the little stork, one stupid, Christoph Kolumbier, Dittomin Schlaubeer and so on.
01:44So let's go. Have fun.
01:54Stupid.
01:55Stupid.
01:56Full of cream.
01:57Oh, no!
02:02Stupid and stupid. Cutter chaos at Captain Blaubeer.
02:05The birthday.
02:06Hello, hello.
02:07So, when do you bring the birthday cakes?
02:09Yes, of course.
02:10Right now?
02:11No.
02:12You're already standing in front of the door.
02:14Yes, of course.
02:15But full of cream.
02:16Yes, yes.
02:17Indeed.
02:18Then come along.
02:21Greetings. My name is Dieter Dumm.
02:24Yes, and I'm stupid.
02:25What are you?
02:26No, no.
02:27His name is Dummy.
02:28Exactly. Dieter Dummy.
02:30Then I'll let you in.
02:35These are supposed to be three birthday cakes for my grandson.
02:39But they still have to have the name on it.
02:42And full of cream.
02:43Yes, of course.
02:45Dummy.
02:47Yes, boss.
02:48What else does cream look like?
02:50Cream is such a white, sticky stuff, boss.
02:52I have it here in such a syringe.
02:54Watch this.
02:57So, you have to press on it like this and then...
03:01Nothing comes out.
03:02Yes, probably the thing is clogged.
03:06Let's have a look.
03:13Yes, and?
03:14Nothing.
03:17Now press carefully on the back.
03:19Yes, I'll do it.
03:20All right.
03:21Attention!
03:22One!
03:23Two!
03:24Three!
03:27Dummy, stop it!
03:28Stop it!
03:30Great, boss.
03:31Great.
03:32Now it's not clogged anymore.
03:34That's how it is, Dummy.
03:36That's how it is.
03:37Oh, God.
03:38What a mess I have on board again.
03:45And please write on it with the chocolate sauce, pink.
03:49That's a great idea, Captain.
03:51I'll do it.
03:52No problem.
03:53Chocolate sauce.
03:56Nothing comes out again, boss.
03:58Do you want to...
03:59Nothing.
04:00Nothing.
04:01All right.
04:02Captain, do you want to have a look?
04:04No way.
04:05Get out of here with that thing.
04:07Give it to me, Dummy.
04:09This time I'll look for you.
04:12All right, boss.
04:14Now press very hard, boss.
04:16And off, Dummy.
04:18And off.
04:20You'll be surprised.
04:23I don't want to interfere, but if you ask me,
04:27this thing is totally clogged.
04:30That's impossible.
04:32It has to work.
04:37Great, boss.
04:38Great.
04:39Now it's clogged.
04:41That's how it is, Dummy.
04:44That's how it is.
04:45Oh, God.
04:49I didn't believe it, but now the cakes look pretty good.
04:54Well, we're absolute pros, Captain.
04:58By the way, stupid.
04:59Yes, boss.
05:00Oh, sorry, boss.
05:02I'm sorry, boss.
05:03Sorry.
05:04But you see, you're totally messed up anyway.
05:07That's how it is.
05:08Take an example from your apprentice.
05:11He's still clean.
05:13And you look like a slimy slug.
05:16That's good.
05:17Slimy slug.
05:18Slimy slug.
05:19Slimy slug.
05:20Slimy slug.
05:21Slimy slug.
05:22Slimy slug.
05:25Now it's quiet.
05:27Work, dear.
05:29Work.
05:32Not bad.
05:41Hey, the pretty cake.
05:43Now comes Heinz-Stupid.
05:48Heinz-Stupid.
05:52No, no, no.
06:07Oh, yes.
06:09Hello, hello.
06:11Welcome to a new episode of...
06:14Today, I'll explain to you why you get seasick.
06:19You can only get seasick if you're on high seas.
06:23Just like you can only get seasick if you're pretty heavy.
06:28So, let's assume your spectator is a ship on high seas.
06:37And then it shakes.
06:41And it shakes slowly.
06:44And fast.
06:46But it shakes.
06:49And because of all the shaking,
06:51a lot of things fly around on the ship.
06:54And sometimes even the curtains tear.
06:57Just like now.
06:58And then you can't see anything.
07:00And when I can't see anything, I get seasick.
07:06Yes.
07:08That's why the big seafarers never had curtains on board.
07:14Yes.
07:15That's how I get seasick.
07:18But better ask your parents.
07:21Because I'm not so sure.
07:33Yes, that's it.
07:36I think I don't like the shaking.
07:41Now the little storks are coming.
07:43That's not a life.
07:45You say it.
07:46All week at school and on Sundays we push these cars around.
07:50They have to think we're little girls.
07:54Well done, Junior.
07:56Here, cheers.
07:58Great.
08:02Since you appeared in my life, I only have problems.
08:05Problems?
08:06You don't have half as many problems as I do.
08:08There, look at them.
08:10You're serious.
08:11You can say it out loud.
08:13How can a handsome boy like me have such faces?
08:20Now it's starting again.
08:23It's good, I get it.
08:26Here, cheers.
08:29They're both cheating on us for our childhood.
08:32You're right.
08:34One day I'll run away, then my mother can see where she stays.
08:38I'll do it.
08:39If you ask me for something I don't want, I'll run away.
08:42I'll do it.
08:43Swanky.
08:44Say what you want.
08:46A stork gets ballet lessons, darling.
08:49And you too.
08:50I just heard it.
08:52Ballet lessons.
08:54Now, come on.
08:55I'll get on my socks.
08:57Are you coming with me?
08:58Count on me, partner.
08:59It's a matter of honor.
09:11I might have a stork.
09:13And me first.
09:14I could eat a whole horse.
09:16Swanky, come here.
09:22Man, they look great.
09:24One should have money.
09:28Swanky, come here.
09:36Did you see that?
09:37Of course.
09:38Come with me, Pete.
09:39What are you going to do now?
09:40You'll see.
09:42Leave it to me.
09:45Excuse me, lady.
09:46Would you like a cookie for our dog?
09:48He's so hungry.
09:49I don't have any cookies left.
09:51But I have something better for him.
09:54How noble of you.
09:55Thank you.
09:56Yes.
09:57Noble.
10:01Come with me, Pocky.
10:06I hope your cookie tastes good.
10:08Thank you very much.
10:09You're welcome.
10:11Great.
10:12Maybe we'll get a stork cookie.
10:14I hope so.
10:15Show me.
10:16Show me.
10:18Swanky, dog cookie.
10:21Enjoy your meal.
10:23Thank you.
10:28You have to go.
10:29Come on.
10:30What is it?
10:31Come on, dog cookie.
10:32Come on.
10:33Come on.
10:34Why don't you come, chicken?
10:37Hey, swanky.
10:38Come here.
10:39What's up, Ma?
10:40Look at the other two.
10:41They have our dog.
10:43Yes, indeed.
10:44Now I'm curious.
10:45Me too.
10:46Dog cookie.
10:48I can't think anymore.
10:49Watch out.
10:51Is it my duty to take care of things?
10:53Leave it to me, my love.
10:57What are you going to do with the dog?
10:59He's hungry, Spank.
11:00Paper?
11:01Doesn't matter at all.
11:02Leave him alone.
11:03I don't think about it at all.
11:05Come with me.
11:06Come on, dear little chicken.
11:08Push, Pocky.
11:09They have to make their own experiences.
11:11Are you still here?
11:12Oh, yes.
11:13Well, pretty ones.
11:14What can I do for you?
11:15The dog has a cold.
11:16Can you give him something?
11:18Sure.
11:21Does the sweet animal like something here?
11:23Yes, of course.
11:25Thank you.
11:26I hope he likes it, too.
11:27Do you see anything else here?
11:29Cookies.
11:30Oh, he likes it.
11:32The dog likes cookies.
11:36What flavor?
11:37Apple.
11:38Oh, apple.
11:40Good.
11:41Anything else?
11:43The white one.
11:44Oh, yes.
11:45Yes.
11:49And two creme cakes.
11:53Two more creme cakes, please.
11:58Anything else?
12:00Yes, two gummies.
12:01Does he eat something like that?
12:03He likes gummies, doesn't he, Pocky?
12:05He does.
12:08Don't you think that's enough?
12:10Is it enough?
12:11It is.
12:12It is.
12:13We will recommend it again.
12:15Oh, very kind of you.
12:17Hard as a rock.
12:18What kind of teeth do dogs have?
12:20I don't know, but I'll get rid of it if it goes on like this.
12:23I can tell you one thing.
12:24Barkweed and Pocky will never get along with their milk teeth.
12:27I think so, too.
12:31Well, does it taste good?
12:33Yes, but Barkweed...
12:39How did you do that?
12:41I vacuumed his stomach.
12:43They must be terrible.
12:44Give your friends something.
12:46Yes, eat until you're full.
12:47Oh, I'll take a creme cake.
12:50Like Christmas and Easter on the same day.
12:52Barkweed is the best.
12:57Are you happy that we ran away?
12:59Oh, yes, and our mothers make us worry.
13:02Oh, that's what it's about.
13:03They want to annoy their mothers.
13:05Get the bus and drive them home.
13:07No, if I do that, they'll run away again.
13:09First they must have learned their lesson.
13:11Then there's danger.
13:12Come with me.
13:14Wonderful creme cake.
13:15As far as the eye can see.
13:17We live like kings.
13:19And for breakfast.
13:20And for lunch, too.
13:21And for dinner, too.
13:22Oh, man, what a life.
13:24Let's wax something over it.
13:26Yes, follow me.
13:27You're really generous.
13:29Here, I'll stuff you in.
13:31Thank you.
13:32Great, me too.
13:40That works.
13:42Come on, good.
13:44Crap.
13:45I know it doesn't shoot,
13:46but I also know that it will have an effect.
13:48Watch out.
13:50You have plenty of room.
13:51We'll pick it up later.
13:53Good idea.
13:54Just a moment, ladies and gentlemen.
13:56Which of you may I hand over the bill for the creme cake?
14:00I don't have a single penny.
14:02I'm broke.
14:03Then you're arrested.
14:04Each of you.
14:05Oh, no.
14:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:08Well, go ahead.
14:09I'll tell you what you've done.
14:11Robbery.
14:12Dog theft.
14:13Conspiracy.
14:14Stealing a good deal of old junk.
14:16I'll do both of you.
14:29Enough.
14:30Stop.
14:31You can start.
14:39I imagined freedom in a completely different way.
14:42You could have put half the world in it.
14:44Did it have to be a watchtower?
14:46I'm sorry, Spanky.
14:47I'm sorry, too.
14:50Ah, it's already late.
14:51Is it time to bring her back?
14:54Yes, I think you're right.
14:56They got it.
14:59Prisoners of war.
15:00I'm going to get you.
15:01I'm going to get you.
15:02I'm going to get you.
15:03I'm going to get you.
15:04I'm going to get you.
15:05I'm going to get you.
15:06I'm going to get you.
15:07Prisoner, stay at work until I come back.
15:19He's gone.
15:20Now we can finally run away.
15:22Come on, let's go.
15:29Come here!
15:30What's wrong with you?
15:35He's shooting at us.
15:36He's going to kill us.
15:42We have to catch a new carriage.
16:01I hope he didn't hurt the two little ones.
16:03Shh, you say it.
16:04He's going to shoot you right in the head.
16:12Shh, be quiet.
16:16What's going on?
16:18He wants to catch me.
16:19No imagination.
16:20Quiet.
16:23He wants to escape.
16:24Stop pretending.
16:25It's just a little headache.
16:34He's got it.
16:35What?
16:36My trademark.
16:38Get out of here, quick.
16:45I'm going to get you, little ones.
16:47Act like real heroes.
16:49Aha, you're hiding.
16:51Put your hands up and surrender to the law.
16:53But, but...
17:03Oh, my...
17:06Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my!
17:09Help!
17:10Help!
17:12Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my!
17:15Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my!
17:18What about our freedom?
17:20We can stay in the stool.
17:21We too.
17:22That worked out great.
17:23Hold on.
17:25Now for Columber the Inventor.
17:27Christophe Colombert, the great discoverer.
17:33Today, Colombert discovers something again.
17:38We write the year 1900.
17:43Wait a minute, 1900 is written differently.
17:47I wonder what the captain will say about it.
17:50Wait a minute, 1900 is written differently.
17:55Oh, that's right.
17:58Captain Colombert and his crew have been on the high seas for weeks.
18:03They urgently had to find land,
18:05because a terrible storm had cut off their mast.
18:14It was clear.
18:16If I could not find land in the next five seconds,
18:19the ship would be in serious danger.
18:24Land! Hooray!
18:27Hooray!
18:28Everybody on deck!
18:30I think I found Venice.
18:34Captain, here it says Venice has already been discovered.
18:39And there are millions of pigeons.
18:43Nonsense.
18:45I don't see any pigeons at all.
18:48Oh, there are pigeons.
18:52Shall we go ashore, Captain?
18:54Yes, and bring me a delicious ice cream,
18:56because in Venice there is delicious ice cream like in all of Italy.
19:00Crew!
19:01Hooray, Captain!
19:04And only ten minutes later, the crew was back.
19:08Ah, return of the crew at 13.21.
19:13Captain, Captain, here is the ice cream.
19:15We have to eat it quickly, otherwise it will melt.
19:17But our whole kitchen set went overboard during the storm.
19:20We don't even have spoons.
19:21No problem, I think I found something.
19:24Oh, a discovery, a discovery!
19:27Exactly, because with his deceitful eye of a discoverer,
19:31Columbia discovered
19:33that you can easily make ice cream on a stick with a piece of wood made of normal ice.
19:38You don't need a spoon for that.
19:40And that's how Christoph Columbia discovered ice cream on a stick.
19:46And now all that's missing is for Captain Columbia to say,
19:49goodbye, see you at my next discovery.
19:52Goodbye, see you at my next discovery.
19:55Well, then.
20:02Now comes Dr. Meat-Schlaube.
20:16Oh!
20:21Ha-ha!
20:26Ha-ha!
20:29Ha-ha-ha!
20:36Ha-ha-ha!
20:38Oh, my!
20:42Gramps!
20:45Hmm?
20:46Ah!
20:51Ha-ha-ha-ha!
20:56Dr. Meat-Schlaube, the specialist and laughing doctor.
20:59He proves again today, healing is a matter of luck.
21:04Hello, full of roses, come in.
21:07Not necessary, Doctor.
21:09Why?
21:10Because I'm already standing next to you.
21:13Of course, certainly.
21:15Then get the next patient in.
21:21Next, please.
21:26Hello, Doctor.
21:28Hello, patient.
21:29You have to help me, I have a problem.
21:32Ouch! What's that?
21:34That's my problem.
21:35Whenever I talk to someone, I have to give them a slap in the face.
21:39Ouch!
21:40There, again.
21:42Indeed.
21:43All right, that's the Bakpfeifersche Drüsenfieber.
21:47If you have that, you have to distribute Bakpfeifers all the time.
21:50Is that a stick?
21:53Oh, yes, very.
21:55Ouch!
21:56Can you do something about it?
21:59No, unfortunately not.
22:02Oh, too bad.
22:05I'm sorry.
22:06I'm sorry.
22:09Ouch!
22:14See you next time at Dr. Mätschlaubeer.
22:17And remember, healing is a matter of luck.