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02:48Remember that the flags are on the race track.
02:51If you miss even one colour, you have lost the race.
02:55Ready?
03:03Peanuts, where are the fresh peanuts?
03:19Come closer. If you drive in the shade, you'll save more petrol.
03:23I thought I heard something behind us.
03:26Then look in the rearview mirror, you idiot.
03:33Matt, can you hear me?
03:35Yes, clear and clear.
03:36What are two vehicles of Venom?
03:38It would be good to overtake them now. What do you think?
03:41You are strong enough. Just rely on your instinct, Ali.
03:44You sound like my father.
03:46Every good man trusts his instinct. I think your father is right.
03:50My father never had to fight Venom.
03:57Vanessa! Vanessa!
04:00What is it, Melloy?
04:02I don't want to disturb you, but maybe you should look in the rearview mirror.
04:07If someone drives so fast, it can only be von Mesk.
04:11I'll fall back and get him.
04:14I have the command here.
04:16We both show him how an orange feels in the juice.
04:21My father would say, only your instinct leads you to victory.
04:26Yes, my father is a wise man.
04:29You can't escape me, you miserable worm!
04:42The game is over.
04:44I'm going home.
04:46I'm going home.
04:48I'm going home.
04:50I'm going home.
04:52I'm going home.
04:54I'm going home.
04:56I'm going home.
04:58The game is over, Ali. You have no chance.
05:00I enjoyed it, my little one. Bye-bye.
05:04I'm going home.
05:08I'm going home.
05:25Masker, action.
05:30Anakin, action.
05:33Oh.
05:37Rip, action.
05:44Come here and fight like a man.
05:51You don't prove your masculinity by an act of stupidity.
05:54You don't prove your masculinity by an act of stupidity.
06:02Here, Ali Bombay, command.
06:04I need help.
06:06I repeat, I need help immediately.
06:08Don't worry, I'm close to you.
06:16Ali, get out of the dust.
06:18I'll distract Venom.
06:20Donkeys!
06:51Don't be in such a hurry, Vanessa.
06:53Force field, action.
07:08Ah, the hit destroyed my force field.
07:21Rip, action.
07:29Ladies and gentlemen,
07:31while the Drekstar races begin,
07:33we await the winner of the big prize.
07:44Bring the trophy to a safe place
07:46until the first car is visible.
07:48And be careful.
07:51Peanuts, who wants peanuts?
07:53The trophy?
07:55It's safe.
07:57We'll get it from the safe at the end of the race.
07:59Ah, that's good.
08:01It's so beautiful.
08:03I would like to look at it again,
08:05undisturbed, do you understand?
08:07No, I don't understand.
08:09Could I have a few peanuts?
08:11Of course.
08:13I'll give them to you.
08:18No.
08:33Nobody will stop me
08:35from winning this race.
08:43Help!
08:46My words don't work anymore.
08:56Hey, what's going on?
09:10Rip, action.
09:15Rip, action.
09:22It got me, I have to go down.
09:40Hey, what's going on now?
09:42Damn it.
09:45Damn it.
10:16Huh?
10:24What do you want here?
10:26Peanuts, of course.
10:28Peanuts?
10:30You're scaring me because of a few stupid peanuts.
10:32That can't be true.
10:34Here you have your peanuts, little one.
10:36You should get used to it.
10:38If your stupid head lets you look here again,
10:40I'll let you out of here,
10:42once and for all, do you understand?
10:46Ali is done.
10:48I'm resuming the race now.
10:50Okay, then I'll take care of Mask.
11:07Ace, Phenom at 6 o'clock.
11:09What?
11:16Ah!
11:29Ali, I see on the radar screen
11:31that you're getting visitors from two directions.
11:33Keep your eyes open.
11:35I understand, Alex.
11:37My air cushion hardly works yet,
11:39but maybe I can do it.
11:41We also have a few uninvited guests.
11:43It would be nice if you could
11:45keep my back a little free.
12:02Magnet field, action!
12:08Mellon, I can't steer my car anymore.
12:10I need help, and quickly!
12:13I need help!
12:21Alex, have you heard from Ali?
12:23He's on his way here.
12:25His hovercraft generator is broken.
12:29We have to help him out of the canyon.
12:31He can't do it alone.
12:36I have an idea.
12:38Tell Ali to use the rock as a ramp.
12:40Do you understand?
12:44Ali, the bridge is destroyed.
12:46Try to use the rock as a ramp.
12:51Let's try it.
12:59Magnet field, action!
13:03Thanks, Ace!
13:07Fantastic!
13:14Mellon, I switched to reserve.
13:16But it should be enough to get to the finish line.
13:18My fuel is also running low.
13:20I'll stop at the gas station up ahead.
13:29Roger that.
13:31But if Maesk shows up, stop her.
13:36Ali, someone is waiting for you behind the rock wall.
13:39Go and help him.
13:43I'll try to distract him.
13:45But be careful.
13:49Thanks.
13:51I don't have enough fuel to fight.
13:54Leave it to me, partner.
14:02I'll get you.
14:14I'll get you.
14:25Ali, I'm going down now.
14:27As soon as I touch the ground, you get down.
14:29Do you understand?
14:44No.
14:49Hey, what's keeping these idiots?
14:52Ali, leave it to me.
14:54Try to win the race.
15:06Please get the trophy.
15:08The first car is in sight.
15:10Who's in front, young lady?
15:12You are very curious.
15:14I thought your job was to sell peanuts.
15:17I sold them all.
15:19I just wanted to look at the beautiful trophy again, you know.
15:22You will have the opportunity soon.
15:24Be patient, my dear.
15:35I love racing.
15:37Especially when I win.
15:43I love racing.
15:45Especially when I win.
15:55No, there's no time for that.
16:13That's Ali.
16:15The fuel should be enough for that.
16:17I'll destroy him first.
16:19And then I'll get my trophy.
16:36But she won. Why is she coming back?
16:43Now you're mine, Ali.
16:45You're making a mistake, Vanessa.
16:47You already had the victory in your pocket.
16:49Now you're coming back to destroy me.
16:51But please.
17:12Please.
17:32Damn it.
17:34Plan B. Get everything ready.
17:42Go, go, go.
18:12Go, go, go.
18:43Viva Action.
18:59What a shame. It was all in vain.
19:01Now someone else has stolen the trophy.
19:04Venom got the wrong one.
19:06What's that supposed to mean?
19:08Well, this trophy was an imitation.
19:11Mad Tracker will confirm that, dear Vanessa.
19:21Oh, so that's how it is.
19:23If you knew that, why did you fight so hard to win?
19:26My father would say,
19:28if you do something, do it right.
19:30Otherwise, better let your fingers go.
19:32I have to justify him again.
19:34We had to be sure that the microfilm was really hidden in the trophy.
19:37We just exchanged the trophies.
19:39And you poor people, you fought for nothing.
19:42See you next time, Vanessa.
19:56Mad, mad. An accident.
19:59Is it burning somewhere? Then I'll dial 112.
20:02Much worse.
20:04Has someone been attacked? Then I'll dial 110.
20:07Much worse.
20:09Has someone been injured? Then I'll dial 112.
20:12No, it's even worse.
20:14So what's so much worse?
20:16Well, my soup is on fire.
20:18Well, by chance I also know a number
20:20where you can order a good pizza.
20:37Mad, mad, mad, mad.
20:47Mad, mad, mad, mad.
20:53Mad, mad, mad, mad.
21:00Mad, mad, mad, mad.
21:07Mad, mad, mad, mad.