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COMEDY, ROMANCE
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Bell and Belle want to break out of their trailer park lives and get up and out to the "Big City" of Atlanta. Just when they think they are on their way to getting a nest egg Bell falls for a handsome police officer named Rhett Butler.

Directors
Paul Myers, Brennan Shroff
Writers
Paul Myers, Brennan Shroff
Stars
Anna Faris, Laura Breckenridge, Justin Chambers
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Transcript
00:00:00through the perilous night, how the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming.
00:00:15And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that
00:00:28our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
00:00:44o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
00:01:14Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
00:01:45Why do you continue to entertain that white trash with your feminine wiles?
00:01:53Well, while you are sitting around here, I'm making sure Hampton doesn't become the one that got away.
00:01:59Well, that man wants one thing and one thing only.
00:02:02Hampton's a Gemini. He may seem less than perfect, but he's one by less than perfect time.
00:02:06Well, stars ain't nothing but giant hot balls of gas. Only thing they ruled are satellites' elliptical orbits.
00:02:13Sometimes I don't think you believe in anything.
00:02:16I believe in my dreams.
00:02:18Well, I dreamt about Hampton last night.
00:02:21Gross.
00:02:22Belle, Tracy Hampton is the butt-cracking humanity.
00:02:35Oh, shoot.
00:02:36Oh, I drank too fast.
00:02:38Ugh, you always drink too fast.
00:02:41Kevin, I ain't your mama.
00:02:43Belle, quit acting like your daddy. You go right on and splash, honey.
00:02:47Auntie Belle just drank too fast, that's all.
00:02:53Shoot.
00:03:01Drive, Jesus, drive.
00:03:11Ugh.
00:03:16Jesus, get up.
00:03:21No, not.
00:03:27Tracy, turn that down.
00:03:34Quit acting fast.
00:03:37This ain't hip-hop, it's hill-hop. It ain't born in the streets, it's born in the hills. Get it?
00:03:42Yeah, sure do. You're a genius, Tracy. Tracy, Tracy, Tracy.
00:03:48Damn it, Belle, my name is Hampton and I'm all classic.
00:03:51Right, Bobo?
00:03:52Right on.
00:03:53Will you name that for your mama's sister, Tracy?
00:03:56Belle, get in the car. I'm getting out of here.
00:03:58I gotta watch Marjorie's kid.
00:04:00Then what the hell is she good for?
00:04:07Fuck.
00:04:13Come on, Kevin. Let's get you some cheesy booze.
00:04:17Gangsta.
00:04:21I'm a hip-holly gangsta, deliverer of the name.
00:04:23That means I got the goods, whether it's drugs, sex, or pain.
00:04:26Besides zombies, no rest, no peace, I done told all you riffraff.
00:04:32No!
00:04:39License and registration, please.
00:04:41What seems to be the problem, officer?
00:04:44Well, the problem is you were doing 50 in opposed to 30.
00:04:50Tracy Hampton?
00:04:52Just Hampton.
00:04:54Well, Mr. Hampton, it seems that you are driving a car registered to a one Belle M.A. Granger.
00:04:59Oh, that's me, officer.
00:05:02Butler.
00:05:03Officer Butler.
00:05:05I'm Belle. It's his car, but I pay for half of it.
00:05:08He's just got bad credit, that's all.
00:05:12Well, do me a favor. Don't drive so fast.
00:05:17Kids like to play on these highways.
00:05:20Here you go.
00:05:22Oh, man.
00:05:28Fiddly day.
00:05:30For fiddly fuck's sake, were you flirting with him?
00:05:33Just take me home.
00:05:35Home to the missus?
00:05:41Look, Hampton might not be the best man in the world, but there is something to be said about a man and a woman who are in love.
00:05:48Oh, so now you love Tracy?
00:05:506-3. 6-3, do you copy?
00:05:526-3 here. Go ahead, dispatch.
00:05:54Turn it up!
00:05:55I can't.
00:06:006-3, this is dispatch. Belay that last message. It's a false alarm. Do you copy, 6-3?
00:06:05Copy, dispatch. Better get some coffee, catty. Anything.
00:06:12False alarm. It's always a false alarm around here.
00:06:16Didn't you ever get the feeling that maybe we were meant for something bigger?
00:06:20What?
00:06:22I don't know.
00:06:24Maybe, you know, we just don't fit in around here.
00:06:29Would you just relax and enjoy the scenery?
00:06:33There's got to be something more exciting happening somewhere.
00:06:39Are you okay?
00:06:46Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas in July. It's Santa Claus here to remind you that Whitey's has prices so low, even Scrooge can smile.
00:07:02Animals. They're all animals.
00:07:16Oops.
00:07:47Okay.
00:07:59Belle, you know what month this is?
00:08:02Dwayne, you know that Atlanta's a fascist-grown metropolis in the South?
00:08:06I didn't know that.
00:08:07And the yearly mean temperature is 62 degrees. That sounds pretty comfortable.
00:08:10And the per capita income has risen from $20,799 in 1990 to $29,261 in 1998, and that's taking into account all the near-to-goods.
00:08:21Belle, do you know what month this is?
00:08:24Well, Dwayne, I guess it is Christmas in July.
00:08:27Yeah, Belle, it is July, and July is the second biggest sales month of the year.
00:08:34Mm-hmm.
00:08:35You see, Belle, July is summer, and summer is hot.
00:08:41Gee, Dwayne, I guess I just don't fully understand.
00:08:44You see, Belle, summer heat induces love. Love spawns weddings.
00:08:53What do weddings need?
00:08:55Cover pants.
00:08:58Jewelry. Belle, they need jewelry.
00:09:04Woo!
00:09:06Goddamn.
00:09:07Come on, baby. You know how easy I am when I've been drinking.
00:09:10Kevin is sleeping.
00:09:12Snot Factory's still here.
00:09:14Marjorie had to work later. I'm sorry, baby.
00:09:16Are you telling the General Lee to surrender?
00:09:20Come on. He's asleep.
00:09:22Let's have an eye-romp in my eye-romp.
00:09:25Anton, I can't just leave him in here alone. I have to take an eye-rain check.
00:09:31That's the worst joke I've ever heard.
00:09:35Well, the answer's still no. I'm sorry, Hampton.
00:09:39Let's just have it out right here.
00:09:40Hampton, please.
00:09:42Little turd wouldn't even be here if it weren't for a man like me.
00:09:45Well, neither would I, but I just can't.
00:09:50Fine.
00:09:53Can I use your phone?
00:09:56Bobo.
00:09:57Yep, she diked out on me.
00:09:59With Belle?
00:10:00No, not with her.
00:10:01That would be hot.
00:10:02Yeah, that would be hot.
00:10:04Yeah, come on. We're going to get eye-wrecked.
00:10:07Oh, man. I've got to watch my sister.
00:10:09Okay, yeah. Tell your sister to come.
00:10:12Hey, man. I've got to talk.
00:10:13Come on.
00:10:14What were we saying the other day?
00:10:16You let her move.
00:10:18This is cold.
00:10:19All right, Bobo.
00:10:21Rocking.
00:10:22Rolling.
00:10:23Oh, wait, Bob.
00:10:24Yeah?
00:10:25You get some beer. Peace.
00:10:27I'll get some beer.
00:10:36Where are you going? We could still watch television.
00:10:40I'd rather not.
00:10:43Damn, Belle. You do look good, though.
00:10:46Hampton.
00:10:48Hampton.
00:10:53Hampton, if you leave this trailer, so help me.
00:10:56If you leave, you're not welcome back here.
00:10:59Hampton, so help me God. If you don't show me a little respect, you are never welcome back here again.
00:11:08Come on, baby. You know that was just Hampton talking.
00:11:13Get out.
00:11:15Tracy, get out!
00:11:19Fine.
00:11:20You, Belle, and Kevin can all live happily ever after, eating cold casserole and watching television.
00:11:29Hampton has left the building.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:42Belle, jewelry in July sells itself.
00:11:47Belle, look, I don't want to be the bad guy here, but...
00:11:50Dwayne, life cannot be measured out in numbers and printouts.
00:11:54Of course it can. I got the printout right here.
00:11:57And according to my charts, your life ain't worth much, little lady.
00:12:00So you either ship up or ship...
00:12:02The phrase is, shape up or ship out, Dwayne.
00:12:05And between you and me, you are plumb-dumb.
00:12:08Missy, you're skiing on thin water.
00:12:11Skating on thin ice, Dwayne.
00:12:14What is your problem?
00:12:16And maybe I am skating on thin ice, but greatness never came easy.
00:12:20And you, you know what? You're drowning in a sea of numbers.
00:12:24A sea of numbers? You just don't know nothing from nothing, Dwayne.
00:12:27You are just shit.
00:12:33Belle, I am not shit. I am the floor manager.
00:12:38You are the floor manager of shit.
00:12:41Belle, you just...
00:12:42Don't you Belle me.
00:12:44I quit. That rhymes with shit.
00:12:47I quit this shit.
00:12:55I quit.
00:13:02Dwayne, you do not get me.
00:13:06I got dreams, damn it.
00:13:08I got big dreams, Dwayne.
00:13:25Not cute.
00:13:40I have just had the worst...
00:13:41How are the wind?
00:13:43Again?
00:13:45Belle, I've really got to talk to you.
00:13:47Shh.
00:13:49Again?
00:13:51Belle, I've really got to talk to you.
00:13:53Shh.
00:14:20I quit my job.
00:14:22I broke up with Hampton.
00:14:30Atlanta? Why on God's green earth do y'all want to go to Atlanta?
00:14:35Frankly, Marjorie, we're both kind of sick of our situations.
00:14:39Girls, I don't know if moving to Atlanta is going to be the answer to all your problems.
00:14:44Girls, I don't know if moving to Atlanta is going to be the answer to all your problems.
00:14:49How can a diversified population and a more dynamic economic portfolio not be the answer?
00:14:54Well, what about Hampton?
00:14:56Tracy Hampton is the butt crack of humanity.
00:14:59I know Atlanta might seem like a romantic wonderland, but I have been to Atlanta.
00:15:08You have?
00:15:10Where do you think K-E-V-I-N came from?
00:15:17Kevin, honey, why don't you go paddle around in the pool?
00:15:20Well, what happened?
00:15:25Well, it was 1990. A whole new era.
00:15:32Some people say it was like a recession, but girls, let me tell you, Atlanta had other ideas.
00:15:40Atlanta was in full swing and it really was a place where dreams could come true.
00:15:52So, what are you drinking, young lady?
00:15:54Give her a Cosmo, Charlie. She's a lady of class.
00:15:57One Cosmo coming up.
00:15:59I don't know if it was his finely tailored suit, his movie star good looks, or his Cosmos, but that night he was the man of my dreams.
00:16:09Jesus! Jesus!
00:16:15And the next morning he was gone, but he left behind a little calling card.
00:16:22Kevin?
00:16:23Yep. Yep, Kevin was made and I was broke and I had to hop back on that bus and head home.
00:16:31But you have Kevin and you love him.
00:16:37Belle, Belle, you know I love that little treasure, but I had dreams too.
00:16:44And in the city what they forget to tell you is that sometimes those dreams just don't work out.
00:16:52Well, they don't work out here either, so what's the difference?
00:16:55Atlanta may just seem like just a hop, skip and a jump away, but let me tell you, when you come from around here, moving up isn't always that easy.
00:17:02Now that is the same short-minded thinking that cost us the war on northern aggression, Marjorie.
00:17:06We've got dreams, okay? We've got big dreams.
00:17:10But do you have any money?
00:17:14I need to learn from Marjorie's mistakes.
00:17:23You don't have to drink Cosmo's to be cosmopolitan?
00:17:25Enough of your dumb jokes, Belle.
00:17:27You can just show up in Atlanta with a suitcase full of loose morals.
00:17:31What we need is a nest egg.
00:17:34All right, now I think I got it.
00:17:38With the property value, my savings and the blue book value of our car, I figure we need $2,487.32 to have a good shot of making it big in the big city.
00:17:50I don't want to be a muckraker, but you don't have a job.
00:17:54I don't want to say we can't do it, but Belle, money is a serious business.
00:18:00What about Trace's IROC?
00:18:02You paid for half of it, but it's Hampton's car.
00:18:04He may be a jerk, but it's all he's got.
00:18:07Food.
00:18:11Belle.
00:18:17Belle.
00:18:19See this jar?
00:18:21Yeah.
00:18:23Remember when we were little girls and we really wanted something?
00:18:26We never got this heartened.
00:18:29We figured out a plan to make some extra cash, put it in a jar, and when that jar was full, we got what we wanted.
00:18:35Belle, I'm talking about a savings jar.
00:18:38I'm talking about my tips, Belle.
00:18:40All my money, after expenses, is going in this jar.
00:18:43All the pennies in my pocket, all the dimes in my denim, all the dollars in...
00:18:47All the dollars I'll make are going in here.
00:18:50You're goddarn right, Belle.
00:18:53You're goddarn right.
00:18:55Okay.
00:18:58All right, we need to start thinking outside the box.
00:19:05Follow my lead.
00:19:07Whoever, girls!
00:19:09Thank you!
00:19:28Wow, it must have been a pretty bad fall.
00:19:41Remember, girls.
00:19:47We're all in this together.
00:19:50We're all in this together.
00:19:53Remember, girls.
00:20:03We're on our way together.
00:20:06Living.
00:20:08We're on our way together.
00:20:11Remember, girls.
00:20:14We're on our way together.
00:20:17Oh, crap!
00:20:20Living.
00:20:34Hey!
00:20:36When are you coming down from there?
00:20:39Belle, that thing will make you cockeyed.
00:20:43Come on down now. We've got to figure out how to make more money.
00:20:46For Pete's sake, we made $50.
00:20:49We spent $30 on gas.
00:20:51Well, then we made $20. It ain't so bad.
00:20:54Belle, we spent $10 on lunch.
00:20:56Well, then we made $10.
00:20:59We turned our pink into green.
00:21:01Belle, we're glamour girls.
00:21:04Belle, $10 won't get us to the county line.
00:21:08Much less Atlanta, Georgia.
00:21:11Coming up.
00:21:13It's a start.
00:21:15We've got to start somewhere.
00:21:19You know, when a star gets its start, it doesn't need any money.
00:21:24All it needs is a large mass of gas, pressure, and heat.
00:21:29When those stars get together, they give us a start.
00:21:35Astrological destiny.
00:21:38Our birth signs.
00:21:41Maybe I was born under a bad sign.
00:21:45Maybe Atlanta won't be any different.
00:21:48No, you're wrong.
00:21:52It's in our stars.
00:21:54It's in our hearts.
00:21:55And damn it, Belle, as God is my witness, we will get to Atlanta.
00:22:01Sweet Jesus.
00:22:12Okay, this is part of our winter series.
00:22:17Yes.
00:22:18That is called Champagne Grape 16.
00:22:21Oh, it looks lovely.
00:22:23Beautiful.
00:22:27My husband would kill me if I left the house like this.
00:22:36Sorry, girl.
00:22:47Police, open up.
00:22:51Yes, officer.
00:22:53We received a call about some screaming and some things breaking.
00:22:57Is everything all right around here?
00:22:59Oh, sorry, officer.
00:23:00There must be a little misunderstanding.
00:23:02Do you have any weapons or drugs on the premises?
00:23:04No, it's our anniversary.
00:23:05We're just having a little food fight.
00:23:07Are you lying to me?
00:23:09Les, I'll handle this.
00:23:13Officer, the best part is cleaning up.
00:23:16Dispatch, this is 6-3.
00:23:18Just a false alarm.
00:23:19There's always a damn false alarm around here.
00:23:21People don't even have proper domestic disputes.
00:23:26All right, all right.
00:23:27Do me a favor.
00:23:28Just keep the noise down.
00:23:31Thin walls, I guess.
00:23:33Okay, all right, all right.
00:23:36Ray.
00:23:41Bill!
00:23:42Bill!
00:23:43Bill!
00:23:44Bill!
00:23:45Bill!
00:23:51Bill?
00:24:15What?
00:24:16Bill, his name's Rhett Butler.
00:24:19What?
00:24:21First name Rhett, last name Butler.
00:24:24Officer Rhett Butler.
00:24:26Well, I don't know about his first name, but I doubt it would be Rhett.
00:24:30No, I just heard it.
00:24:32Well, that's kind of strange.
00:24:34Yeah, it is, Bill.
00:24:36Yeah, it is.
00:24:40Okay, now, money making schemes, dog walking, lawn mowing, car washing, casino slot machines, stealing.
00:24:48That is, it is a crime.
00:24:49Maybe trailer washing, paper route.
00:24:52Paper route, I like that idea.
00:24:54Do you think Rhett Butler's married?
00:24:56Well, the movie's rather open-ended, Bill.
00:24:59That's to say we really don't know what tomorrow brought.
00:25:02No, our Rhett Butler.
00:25:05Officer Rhett Butler.
00:25:07What about him?
00:25:08Do you think he's married?
00:25:09He's got to be married.
00:25:11A man like that.
00:25:12Bill, you don't know a thing about him.
00:25:14I know he's got a smile that could cut the Georgia fog at a steady, honest job.
00:25:19And he's got that name, Bill, Rhett Butler.
00:25:23Bill, drop it, okay?
00:25:25We're going off to Atlanta, and I don't think Officer Butler has any business in those plans.
00:25:30Bill?
00:25:31No, you're right.
00:25:33I was just wondering.
00:25:35That's all.
00:25:39Don't just send regards, send beau regards.
00:25:41Hey, I like that.
00:25:42Did you make that up?
00:25:43You two here on business?
00:25:44Yeah, monkey business.
00:25:46Yeah.
00:25:53This ain't no bar.
00:25:54It's here at the goddamn Pussy Convention.
00:25:59Have a good looking.
00:26:00What's cooking?
00:26:01Tag.
00:26:02What?
00:26:03Shut your chops, girl.
00:26:04We're looking for a good time.
00:26:07Hey, baby.
00:26:11Why don't you pour me a big cup of sweet juice like you used to?
00:26:16Why don't you try and ask me when you're not listening to the girls?
00:26:19Yeah, Tracy, don't you boys have a cockfight to go to?
00:26:22I'll get them all hamped up.
00:26:25Damn it, Bill.
00:26:26Hey, Chief.
00:26:27Why don't you just leave the girls alone?
00:26:29Yeah, buddy.
00:26:30Hey, Southern man don't need you around anyhow.
00:26:34Hey, mister.
00:26:35Why don't you just go home, put your shirt on, and sleep it off?
00:26:40Did you just say something to me?
00:26:46Oh, come on, man.
00:26:47Why don't we just go cockfight?
00:27:07Good job, Butler.
00:27:30Number 1,000.
00:27:31And she's a white boy.
00:27:34Oh, man.
00:27:35Come on.
00:27:36I've been causing trouble around here for 15 years and I never get arrested.
00:27:40Bill, tell him.
00:27:41It wasn't so bad.
00:27:42Officer Butler, Tracy started it.
00:27:44It's Tracy's fault.
00:27:47You're telling on me?
00:27:48God damn it, Bill.
00:27:49Your friend told on me.
00:27:52Ma'am, do you want to-
00:27:53You can call me Bill.
00:27:56All right.
00:27:57Bill, do you want to press charges?
00:28:02It's up to you.
00:28:03Well, I don't know if anything needs to be pressed per se, but maybe Hampton could just sleep it off.
00:28:09All right, we'll just keep him in the drunk tank.
00:28:12What?
00:28:13No.
00:28:14I heard stories.
00:28:15Please, Bill.
00:28:16Please.
00:28:17All right, Bill.
00:28:18Sorry about all the commotion.
00:28:20Just put the music back on and I'll take care of it.
00:28:23Tracy.
00:28:24We're never going to get out of here.
00:28:27We're just not from the right stock.
00:28:31God damn it, Hampton.
00:28:33God damn it.
00:28:34You're such a stupid man.
00:28:37God damn it.
00:28:41I mean, you had it all.
00:28:43You had a girl.
00:28:44You had a pretty cool friend.
00:28:47You got a car.
00:28:49Looks.
00:28:51Damn it, Hampton.
00:28:54The party is over.
00:29:01Bill, what the heck is wrong now?
00:29:04Nothing.
00:29:06I thought you always wanted to see Hampton get thrown in jail.
00:29:10Yeah, I did.
00:29:16I got an idea.
00:29:19Bill.
00:29:20Bill, what the hell are you doing?
00:29:22Sorry about that, folks.
00:29:30Now, listen up, y'all.
00:29:32What I'm going to do is auction off the right to dance with me.
00:29:37I'm up to the hospital.
00:29:39I got $10.
00:29:40$10?
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:42I got to be worth more than that.
00:29:43I got $15.
00:29:44Well, that's more like it.
00:29:46Anybody else?
00:29:48$15 once.
00:29:50Going twice.
00:29:52$15.
00:29:53I got $150.
00:29:55Whoo!
00:29:59Sold.
00:30:00Oh!
00:30:13$150.
00:30:14All right.
00:30:16Is your name really Rhett Butler?
00:30:19Yes, it is.
00:30:29I got $5 for a dance with you.
00:30:31Oh.
00:30:36What if I put on a dress?
00:30:49Only $2300 to go.
00:31:00Oh.
00:31:20Thank you for the dance, officer.
00:31:23Well, that was the best $150 I ever spent.
00:31:29Well, thank you, Bill.
00:31:36Hampton's not my boyfriend.
00:31:39Pardon me?
00:31:40That man you just arrested, he's not my boyfriend anymore.
00:31:43We broke up.
00:31:44I'm single as a $1 bill.
00:31:48That's a good joke.
00:31:49Are you poking fun?
00:31:50No.
00:31:51No, no, ma'am.
00:31:52No, ma'am.
00:31:59Oh.
00:32:18Bill?
00:32:19Yeah?
00:32:22Would you like to go out with me sometime?
00:32:29Saturday.
00:32:30I'll pick you up at 8.
00:32:318 a.m.
00:32:33What are we doing at 8 a.m. on a Saturday?
00:32:35Oh, it's a surprise.
00:32:37You love surprises.
00:32:39Most people do.
00:32:41Most people do.
00:32:53You stole my girlfriend, didn't you?
00:32:56Oh, Hampton.
00:32:58I'm afraid she's not your girlfriend anymore.
00:33:01I mean, she told me that you guys broke up.
00:33:06We were taking a break.
00:33:10Hampton, did you ever stop to think that maybe you didn't make all the right decisions in life?
00:33:16Man, you don't know what kind of life I've lived.
00:33:19I'm from the hills.
00:33:21Ooh, there are worse places to come from, Hampton.
00:33:24Just put the R to the D and drive, pig.
00:33:29Mm-hmm.
00:33:36He asked you out?
00:33:38Yeah.
00:33:40Well, maybe. I guess.
00:33:43Well, which is it?
00:33:45I don't know.
00:33:47He said he'd pick me up on Saturday at 8 a.m.
00:33:53And what the hell are you going to do at 8 a.m. on Saturday?
00:34:00Brett, I don't mean to tell a man his business, but isn't this illegal?
00:34:06What's that, Belle?
00:34:08This. Aren't we poaching?
00:34:12Belle, my job is slimming the perks department, but lucky for us, this is one of them.
00:34:23What's that?
00:34:28Oh, this? It's my tube call.
00:34:33I've never done this before.
00:34:36Oh, geez, I've been doing this since I was eight years old.
00:34:44I'm sorry, it's just that...
00:34:46Oh, no, I know it sounds funny, but not to a gobbler.
00:34:50I never knew turkey hunting could be so interesting.
00:34:54Oh, babe, it's amazing how complex a turkey's call and response system can be.
00:34:59I mean, for example, if I was to draw a long breath like this...
00:35:03What I'm saying to the gobblers is, hey, fellas, I got some prime feeding ground over here.
00:35:09But a more advanced hunter knows that a call like this...
00:35:14Really draws them in.
00:35:17Believe me, Belle, all you may hear is the moaning of an old tube caller.
00:35:21But a gobbler here is an open invitation to the best damn turkey single bar in town.
00:35:26Quit talking turkey.
00:35:29Funny, Belle, you really are funny.
00:35:47You think so?
00:35:49Yes, I do. I really do.
00:35:57Being in my line of work, you don't meet too many comedians.
00:36:00I would imagine. I mean, being an officer of the law, well, it seems more dangerous than funny.
00:36:09Well, it's not so dangerous. At least not for the most part.
00:36:13At least not for the most part.
00:36:15And here's our last contestant, a lovely vessel for the Lord, going for the prize all the way from Johnson's Mark.
00:36:22Here's Belle.
00:36:25Let your forgiveness fill my heart.
00:36:30Let your mercy fill my soul.
00:36:35Let your love come and fill me up.
00:36:40And come shine through my life. I need you, Lord, to come and pour me out.
00:36:47Come on out, Jesus, and pour more of you in my life.
00:36:54I want to be like you.
00:36:59I want to see the world through your eyes.
00:37:02Belle always said that me and Belle... Oh, that's my friend, Belle.
00:37:05Me and her, we're meant for something big.
00:37:08Like what?
00:37:10I don't know. Just something.
00:37:15Shh, shh. Speaking of something big, that's about a 24-pound Eastern wild goblet you got lying right there.
00:37:24Okay. Now what?
00:37:27Well, you got it lined up. Now just squeeze the trigger. Don't pull it. Just squeeze it.
00:37:38Oh, Red, I can't. I can't kill one of God's creatures.
00:37:45Yeah, that's okay, Belle. That's okay. I got a better idea.
00:37:52Now you've got it lined up. Don't pull the trigger. Just squeeze it ever so slightly. Don't pull it, all right?
00:38:00Okay.
00:38:03You can shoot.
00:38:12You just shot a turkey, baby! Holy shit!
00:38:20Oh, I swear to you, that thing is a probably 25-pounder.
00:38:24Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Father God. Thank you.
00:38:28Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Father God. Thank you.
00:38:31Thank you that you are at this table with us, Lord, because where two or more are gathered together in your name, there you are amongst them.
00:38:37Thank you. Thank you for this meal. Thank you for the food on this table. Thank you that Belle shot this turkey.
00:38:42Thank you for our new friend. Thank you for policemen and protecting our country.
00:38:47Thank you, Lord, for the sun that rises and sets on our faces, our shining faces that shine for you. We shine for you, Lord.
00:38:56Thank you, God. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. Praise you. Praise you. Praise you, God.
00:39:03Amen.
00:39:05Amen.
00:39:07Waste not, want not. That's what my mama used to say.
00:39:10Belle, you might not be much of the hunting type, but you know how to carve a bird.
00:39:15Oh, she's always been a good cook.
00:39:17If you call sticking a stick of butter up a bird's butt cooking.
00:39:22You are funny.
00:39:24I've always thought so.
00:39:27Marjorie, you are full of S-H-I-T.
00:39:33Belle, you're not so bad yourself.
00:39:36Oh, well, now you can't butter me like a turkey.
00:39:39Let's eat.
00:39:42Say, how the two of you get the same name?
00:39:47Oh, well, now that's a good story.
00:39:50My daddy always wanted to name me after my mama.
00:39:52He always said she was bellicose, whatever that means.
00:39:56And Belle, what about you?
00:39:57Oh, her daddy was big into astronomy.
00:40:00And on the night that she was conceived, he always said that he looked up into the sky and he saw the Belle Nebula.
00:40:06The Belle Nebula? What's that?
00:40:09Oh, it's in the Andromeda Galaxy.
00:40:12He loved that nebula.
00:40:15Sometimes I think he loved that nebula more than he loved mama and me.
00:40:19Well, maybe that's why he ran off to college.
00:40:25But it's kind of boring.
00:40:28How did you get your name?
00:40:30Rhett Butler.
00:40:32I was named after my uncle.
00:40:38Nebula, son.
00:40:43Kevin, we do not pass gas at the table.
00:40:49Well, my daddy found my name in a baby book.
00:40:53My daddy's name is Jesus.
00:40:56That's right, baby.
00:41:09Kevin, that is it, honey.
00:41:13Oh, hey, that's OK.
00:41:15I mean, all Kevin needs is a little bit of exercise.
00:41:17Say, Kevin, let's say we go out there and throw some big skin.
00:41:20What do you say?
00:41:24That's great.
00:41:44He is so good with kids.
00:41:47Yeah, so are clowns, but would you go out with one?
00:41:50Well, the only thing a clown ever made me wet with was seltzer.
00:41:56I mean, if you ask me, the real clown is the man in uniform.
00:42:00I know some women are partial to him, but to me they just seem like a dead end.
00:42:07What if Rhett's not a dead end?
00:42:17Sorry, Kevin.
00:42:18Remember, catch with your hands, not your body, not your face, just with the hands.
00:42:24Let's go.
00:42:30Oh, man, that's no big deal.
00:42:33Everybody does it.
00:42:34Look, watch.
00:42:38See?
00:42:40Look, what a man's got to do is he's got to learn how to cover it up.
00:42:44Say you're walking up to a pretty girl.
00:42:46You're like, how are you?
00:42:50See?
00:42:51If that don't scare her, just keep walking.
00:42:53How are you?
00:42:57Man, even Jesus farted.
00:43:00Now you try it.
00:43:02Yeah, that's great.
00:43:06All I'm saying is that there's no need to string this man along.
00:43:10I mean, we both know that Officer Rhett Butler's got no place in Atlanta.
00:43:14I could always keep an eye on him for you.
00:43:17What happens to Officer Butler is neither here nor there.
00:43:21Well, you know what, actually it is.
00:43:22He's here, we're going there.
00:43:25I know.
00:43:27I was just thinking maybe there was a way.
00:43:31Bill, I got to know you're still with me on this thing.
00:43:35We're still going to Atlanta, right?
00:43:37Fiddle A.D.
00:43:39Bill, I need a real answer, not some gibberish.
00:43:43Yeah.
00:43:45We're still going.
00:43:49I-19 is your next number.
00:43:53Slow down.
00:43:55I-19.
00:43:57I-19, I-19.
00:43:59N-40.
00:44:01Come on.
00:44:02N-40, N-40.
00:44:04It's 49 on the G.
00:44:05G-49, G-49.
00:44:08Woo!
00:44:09Bingo!
00:44:10Bingo!
00:44:11Hey, I got bingo!
00:44:12Bingo here!
00:44:13Alright!
00:44:14Woo!
00:44:15Did it.
00:44:16Let's fight for confirmation.
00:44:17Alright, come on now.
00:44:18Don't fiddle for it.
00:44:19I got bingo here.
00:44:22Okay.
00:44:26Wait a minute, what does that mean?
00:44:27Why are you shaking your head?
00:44:29What are you doing?
00:44:30I got bingo here.
00:44:31I got bingo.
00:44:32B-I-N-G.
00:44:33B-I-N-G.
00:44:36Oh.
00:44:39The game continues with B-23.
00:44:4223 on the B is your next number.
00:44:46What are you looking at?
00:44:48Almost there.
00:44:50Ready?
00:44:51Have a seat, my dear.
00:44:54Don't pay, please.
00:44:55I won't.
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:59You can take it off.
00:45:03Fred.
00:45:05It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
00:45:08Well, it's the second most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
00:45:15Belle, have you ever seen a policeman's ball?
00:45:19Bring it.
00:45:24Dress that shorts better suited for fishing for a fellow rather than cutting one loose.
00:45:29But if you throw him back, you just let me know which pawn.
00:45:33Well, you know, he's so darn cute.
00:45:35I was thinking I'd stuff him and put him up on the wall.
00:45:38Cut him loose, throw him back, gut him or stuff him.
00:45:41Just don't make no difference to me.
00:45:43Ow!
00:45:44Geez!
00:45:45Well, looks like we are done.
00:45:48And you look pretty as a picture.
00:45:50Thank you, Marjorie.
00:45:52You need to let your friend have some fun while she's still got that body.
00:46:03She does look pretty.
00:46:22Is this where the policeman's ball is?
00:46:25Nope.
00:46:27This is where Captain Willard and his wife like to throw their pre-party.
00:46:33Belle.
00:46:36Now, I know how you feel about killing God's creatures, but Captain Willard, he's a real sportsman.
00:46:44The sun is shining on you, girl.
00:46:47She may not be the peach I picked off the tree.
00:46:51She ain't gone bad yet.
00:46:52I'm so happy.
00:46:53Belle, let her read.
00:46:54Oh, man.
00:46:55Read it.
00:46:56I'm so happy.
00:46:58Belle, the peach.
00:47:00Oh, slow down.
00:47:01That's just going right to my head.
00:47:03One thousand gross.
00:47:05One thousand.
00:47:07One thousand.
00:47:09One thousand.
00:47:10One thousand gross.
00:47:12One thousand.
00:47:14Used to be five hundred.
00:47:16You got one thousand.
00:47:18Good job, Butler.
00:47:20Looks like you need a freshen up.
00:47:22Good job.
00:47:40Okay.
00:48:11Huh?
00:48:32What'd you think of our new promotion, Belle?
00:48:34Well, Chanukah in August is a novel idea.
00:48:38That's Chanukah, Belle.
00:48:45Tell me, Belle, what dream isn't of yours that's causing you to swallow all your pride and come crawling back to me and ask for your jaw back?
00:48:56Atlanta.
00:48:59Atlanta?
00:49:00Yep.
00:49:01I'm on my way now, Dwayne.
00:49:03Thank you.
00:49:08No mention.
00:49:13Dwayne, what are you doing?
00:49:15I'm observing you.
00:49:37I'm on my way.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:25Quick reflexes.
00:50:27Bad attitude.
00:50:38Kiss me once, Escalata.
00:50:41No.
00:50:42No.
00:50:43Twice.
00:50:44I love you, Mr. Red.
00:50:46I love you too, Escalata.
00:51:01Hey, sweet ass, what do I gotta do to get a bear around here?
00:51:08Hi.
00:51:13So, what was the policeman's ball like?
00:51:17Oh, about what you'd expect.
00:51:23Did you tell him about Atlanta?
00:51:32Belle?
00:51:34You told him?
00:51:35Belle?
00:51:37You told him, right?
00:51:38Tell me you told him.
00:51:39I thought you were gonna tell him.
00:51:40I told him.
00:51:44Are you lying to me?
00:51:49Yeah.
00:51:50Darn it, Belle!
00:51:51Darn it, Belle!
00:51:52Belle, darn it!
00:51:54I couldn't tell him.
00:51:55Why not?
00:51:56You better tell me why and it better be good.
00:51:57Oh, I mean it.
00:51:58It better be good.
00:51:59Well, it was this big night.
00:52:02Belle, it's always a big night for one reason or another.
00:52:06No.
00:52:08He got a promotion.
00:52:12Belle, listen.
00:52:13I ain't trying to tell you what to do, but you gotta break up with that man and I mean fast.
00:52:19Okay.
00:52:20Okay.
00:52:21Belle Margaret Ann Granger.
00:52:24I am your best friend.
00:52:26I would never do anything to hurt you.
00:52:28It's me, Belle.
00:52:30Belle that you're talking to, okay?
00:52:34I know how these things turn out.
00:52:36Bad.
00:52:38They don't have to.
00:52:39They don't have to, but they do.
00:52:42Rhett's different, Belle.
00:52:44And just because you've never experienced a cosmic connection doesn't mean you have to deal me sour grapes.
00:52:52The truth, Belle, is the most bitter wine of all.
00:52:57Well...
00:52:59The truth is, I don't know.
00:53:02I don't know.
00:53:03I don't know.
00:53:04What?
00:53:05I just don't know, Belle.
00:53:07You don't know?
00:53:08What don't you know, Belle?
00:53:10I'm not trying to hurt you, but I just don't know.
00:53:28I don't know.
00:53:29And you might find you lost without a clue.
00:53:56Or you might find you with your ass be black and blue.
00:53:59I don't give a damn.
00:54:01Anymore it just seems that our plan is the worst thing could be had by any man.
00:54:07So this game I hold dear and run at it with no fear.
00:54:11Hey.
00:54:12Can we get a beer?
00:54:14What, she won't let you all back in, either?
00:54:16Nope.
00:54:21Well, that's a nice car.
00:54:22Nice is what I call my mother.
00:54:25Not your mother.
00:54:28No, you're right.
00:54:29The point is, it's words you use to describe mothers, not the Southern pride.
00:54:35My cousin, Badooch, from Howard Beach, has got an IROC.
00:54:37Badooch ain't got shit.
00:54:39There's only 16,316 manufactured.
00:54:45Gentlemen, I present to you the 1989 bright blue Chevrolet Camaro IROC Z.
00:54:53It's a custom gray cloth interior.
00:54:56Two-door hatchback.
00:54:58Four-speed auto tranny with an overdrive.
00:55:01It's got a 5.7 liter two-port jet engine running with the power at 230 horses under the hood.
00:55:10Nice.
00:55:12Fuck, nice.
00:55:15Jesus, you blow my mind.
00:55:18I seem to remember Badooch's having turbo.
00:55:23Turbo.
00:55:25Shalom, wider shoppers.
00:55:26Here to remind you to take advantage of the eight days of Chanukah season.
00:55:32Oh, madame, excusez-moi.
00:55:34Where's Pussy Food?
00:55:37Pardon me?
00:55:38Pussy Food. Food for Pussy.
00:55:41Look, lady, are you being fresh with me?
00:55:43Wait, wait, attendez.
00:55:49What in the hell are you doing?
00:55:54Belle?
00:55:56Is there a problem here?
00:55:57Yeah, Dwayne, there's a problem. This lady's laughing at me.
00:56:01Can I help you, ma'am?
00:56:03Je crois que vous pouvez m'enseigner.
00:56:05Mon Pussy hungry?
00:56:07Dwayne, I think she's crazy.
00:56:08Je crois qu'elle comprend pas ce que je veux.
00:56:10No, no, no. She's not crazy, Belle.
00:56:14I think she's French.
00:56:17Chat food?
00:56:19Chat food?
00:56:22Meow.
00:56:23Mouse?
00:56:24Meow.
00:56:26Meow.
00:56:27Cat food.
00:56:28Cat food.
00:56:29Cat food, chat food, cat food.
00:56:32Cat food.
00:56:33Aisle six.
00:56:34Eight.
00:56:35Aisle eight.
00:56:37Merci.
00:56:38De nada.
00:56:43You see, Belle, you've got to take time with the customers.
00:56:47Dwayne, I was going on break.
00:56:49I don't want excuses, Belle, just solutions.
00:56:53The customer's French, so are we.
00:57:01Carrots.
00:57:02Peas.
00:57:03Peas.
00:57:04One large onion.
00:57:06One large onion.
00:57:09Chicken stock.
00:57:10Chicken stock.
00:57:20Ah-choo!
00:57:21Gesundheit.
00:57:23Thank you.
00:57:24Ground beef.
00:57:25Yep.
00:57:26Cooking wine.
00:57:27Cooking wine.
00:57:28What's that?
00:57:29That's wine you cook with.
00:57:30Oh, alright.
00:57:31That's it.
00:57:32That's all?
00:57:33Yep, cosmic casserole.
00:57:34Okay, thanks, Marjorie.
00:57:35Bye.
00:57:36You tell him when Marjorie says hello.
00:57:38No, I will.
00:57:39Okay, okay.
00:57:40No, make sure you tell him.
00:57:41No, I will.
00:57:42Alright.
00:57:43No, I will.
00:57:44Thanks, Marjorie.
00:57:45Bye.
00:57:46And tell him Kevin says hi.
00:57:47No, I will.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49Bye.
00:57:50Toodles.
00:58:00Anything you'd like to put your finger in, officer?
00:58:03No, ma'am.
00:58:04Just looking.
00:58:07Britt!
00:58:08What are you doing here?
00:58:09Are you looking for a ring?
00:58:10Who's it for?
00:58:11Is it for your mama?
00:58:12What does she need a ring for?
00:58:14What are you doing here?
00:58:15Did you two, uh...
00:58:18You know.
00:58:19No!
00:58:21Sorry.
00:58:22Yeah, because I thought you were, uh...
00:58:24What?
00:58:26Never mind.
00:58:29Britt, now how are you?
00:58:30What are you doing here?
00:58:32Oh, uh, just finger shopping.
00:58:36Bill?
00:58:37Bill, can I have a minute?
00:58:41Pardon me, Rhett?
00:58:43Jenny, you remember the lab manure?
00:58:45Yeah, I lit it.
00:58:48Finger shopping, huh?
00:58:52Yeah.
00:58:53You know, Bill, one of the main things that me and White have in common is that we demand excellence.
00:59:01Uh-huh.
00:59:02I demand it for myself as much as I demand it for my employees.
00:59:06That's excellent, Dwayne.
00:59:08Now, I'm not one to mince meat.
00:59:10You're just not a go-getter.
00:59:13Just look at Jenny.
00:59:14She's a go-getter.
00:59:17Bill, look at me.
00:59:19You know what this is?
00:59:20I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
00:59:22Normally, this is just reserved for managers, but I'm telling you because I believe in you.
00:59:26This is the three W's.
00:59:30Three W's.
00:59:32The want, the way, and White is warehouse.
00:59:35That's forward, Dwayne.
00:59:37Where there's the want, there's the way, and there'll always be White is warehouse.
00:59:41Thank you.
00:59:42You got to have the want.
00:59:44You got to have the want, Bill.
00:59:47If you have the want, you'll find the way.
00:59:49If you find that, then you're a go-getter.
00:59:52You got to go after what you want, Bill.
00:59:53That's the White is way.
00:59:57You know what, Dwayne?
01:00:00You're right.
01:00:04There you go.
01:00:05That's it.
01:00:06You see?
01:00:11Hey, where are you going?
01:00:18Damn it.
01:00:25Thanks.
01:00:26What's that for?
01:00:27It's for my girlfriend.
01:00:28What's your name?
01:00:29Brett.
01:00:30What's yours?
01:00:31Atticus.
01:00:32Nice to meet you.
01:00:34Bill, where do you think you're going?
01:00:39You know what, Dwayne?
01:00:40I'm finally taking something you said seriously.
01:00:43I'm a go-get my dreams.
01:00:45I'm a go-getter, damn it.
01:00:47I know you are.
01:00:49But you can't go to Atlanta.
01:00:55I love you.
01:00:58What?
01:01:01I love you.
01:01:05Oh, man.
01:01:11Gross.
01:01:17Can you believe that?
01:01:18Such a beautiful park in the middle of such a beautiful city.
01:01:23I guess.
01:01:24If you're into that sort of thing.
01:01:28You're not?
01:01:30I just always thought it was kind of funny trying to bring nature into the city.
01:01:34I mean, why not just live in nature?
01:01:38Oh.
01:01:39Besides, I bet these ducks are just for show, not hunting.
01:01:48Bill.
01:01:52Am I being set up here?
01:01:55What?
01:01:58In my experience, whenever trying to find a culprit, just follow the money.
01:02:09Are you moving to Atlanta?
01:02:11It's not that simple.
01:02:13Oh, it is that simple.
01:02:15I overheard Belle saying today that she was moving to Atlanta.
01:02:18You have to understand that we had these plans before I met you.
01:02:22You still haven't answered my question.
01:02:24Are you or are you not moving to Atlanta?
01:02:34Rhett, I've known Belle since I was knee-high to a grasshopper.
01:02:38In all that time, there ain't a once that she's letting me down.
01:02:43I can't start letting her down now.
01:02:45Don't use loyalty as an excuse.
01:02:48If you had these plans before we met, you should have told me.
01:02:52It all happened so fast.
01:02:59My pay increase doesn't kick in till September.
01:03:03Is that it?
01:03:10Don't go.
01:03:16Why should I stay? To help you pack?
01:03:19I didn't mean for it to go this far.
01:03:22There's a part of me that wishes it hadn't.
01:03:25I'm sorry.
01:03:27I didn't mean for it to go this far.
01:03:30There's a part of me that wishes it hadn't.
01:03:32Rhett, we can't end it like this.
01:03:36Oh, frankly, Belle, I just don't give a damn.
01:03:41Oh.
01:03:55He's gone, Belle.
01:03:57He left?
01:04:04Oh, Belle.
01:04:06I'm real sorry about that.
01:04:08I know how badly you wanted that to work out.
01:04:11But, you know, I really think it's for the best.
01:04:15I've been driving around all day thinking about how I was going to get to Atlanta,
01:04:18and, you know, it might not be our original plan,
01:04:21and it might be a little tight for the both of us,
01:04:24but we can't just sit around here on our butts forever.
01:04:28Belle, we gotta be go-getters.
01:04:30You know?
01:04:32I figure we can just about make it with the money we got left in our jar.
01:04:39Belle, what happened to the jar?
01:04:45Belle? The jar?
01:04:48It's almost empty.
01:04:52Oh, my God.
01:04:56That was our only hope.
01:04:58That was our only hope, Belle, and now it's G-O-A-N!
01:05:02Oh, Belle.
01:05:04I've come to the unfortunate conclusion that I was probably going to Atlanta alone,
01:05:08and I quit my job twice.
01:05:10I'm not going back. I'm going forward.
01:05:13I was going forward to Atlanta.
01:05:15Oh, God.
01:05:17And now, I don't have enough money.
01:05:20I'm stuck. Pretty much stuck.
01:05:22Belle. Belle, you answer me.
01:05:24What happened to that money?
01:05:29You can't break a man's heart on an empty stomach.
01:05:32Belle?
01:06:03Uh, get off me, man.
01:06:06I was just trying to help you out, man.
01:06:18Hey, Belle. Where's your boyfriend?
01:06:21You're not supposed to be in here, Tracy.
01:06:23Oh, am I tickling a sore spot?
01:06:26If I felt like sharing my problems with an idiot, well, I guess I'd talk to you.
01:06:30But I don't.
01:06:32Is there a trouble in paradise, sweetheart?
01:06:34Shut up, Tracy.
01:06:36Did you two break up?
01:06:42That pig didn't love you.
01:06:45You know who's got two thumbs and loves Belle?
01:06:48Hankton does.
01:06:50Tracy, you are the butt crack of humanity.
01:06:54That sounds like something other Belle would say.
01:06:57Come on, baby. We had some good times.
01:07:00When?
01:07:02You seen your prom?
01:07:04You never showed up.
01:07:06Damn it.
01:07:08Well, we shared some meaningful things.
01:07:11Like what?
01:07:13Like my car.
01:07:15More specifically, the backseat of my car.
01:07:18Come on.
01:07:21Hampton made you feel like a princess.
01:07:25Don't give me that look.
01:07:27That's the same look your friend gives me.
01:07:30Oh, Belle, maybe she's right.
01:07:32Maybe you two are meant for each other.
01:07:34What the hell are you talking about?
01:08:25Well, eyes are spinning wheels.
01:08:28Their hypnotizing make you feel like you're in love.
01:08:31Love, love, love, love.
01:08:34She's a trainwreck.
01:08:37You're dying to be trapped.
01:08:39She's a trainwreck.
01:08:41She'll throw you down and walk you back.
01:08:44A trainwreck, girl.
01:08:47You're my world upside down.
01:08:50Hey, I gotta go pee.
01:09:21Well, he calls himself the ladies' man.
01:09:24He tells me he's my biggest fan.
01:09:32I like the ladies' man, but I hope he understands.
01:09:39I like the ladies' man.
01:09:43Okay.
01:09:45Ready to hit the road?
01:09:47You were checking that girl out.
01:09:49What?
01:09:51You were. That girl in the tight jeans, you were totally checking her out.
01:09:54No, I wasn't.
01:09:55That Lynn Marie Scott. Do you know how many guys checked me out in my tight jeans?
01:09:59You were definitely checking her out.
01:10:02I don't know what you're trying to infer, but it's disgusting.
01:10:06Okay.
01:10:07I mean, geez, Belle, you really shouldn't make jokes like that.
01:10:10Geez, Belle, I didn't mean to say anything.
01:10:12Why would you even care if I was checking out a girl anyway?
01:10:16I wouldn't.
01:10:18That was the point.
01:10:21Wow.
01:10:43Maybe your coming to Atlanta wasn't the best idea, Belle.
01:10:48I think that you know as well as I know that the only reason you're here right now is because you thought it'd be best for me.
01:10:58What's wrong with that?
01:11:03Because I was never really thinking about what was best for you.
01:11:10Wait. Belle?
01:11:14Why?
01:11:16Why?
01:11:18Why?
01:11:19Belle?
01:11:21Why couldn't you have said this yesterday before I went and broke that man's heart?
01:11:24I'm sorry.
01:11:26It's not fair.
01:11:28It's just not fair.
01:11:32I know it's not fair.
01:11:34You left Rhett for me.
01:11:36You left Rhett for me.
01:11:38You didn't know why, but you knew I had to get out of there.
01:11:41You sacrificed your own happiness so that I could be okay with myself.
01:11:46That's why we call each other friends.
01:11:49I know.
01:11:50You were acting like my friend, but I wasn't really living up to my end of the bargain.
01:11:57You're no bargain.
01:11:59It costs a lot to be your friend.
01:12:02I like Johnson's Mark.
01:12:05I know you do.
01:12:08I gotta go get him.
01:12:13What if he won't take me back?
01:12:15What?
01:12:17He bought me that ring and I up and left him for another woman.
01:12:25Belle, that man loves you.
01:12:35I know.
01:12:40I believe that last request is a false alarm.
01:12:43Kat, do you want a beer clone?
01:12:45Anybody need anything?
01:12:46I need a 20 on a Sergeant Rhett Butler.
01:12:49Welcome to the best damn turkey singles bar in town.
01:12:56Ma'am, you're on a secure channel.
01:12:58Better desist your usage or I'll be forced to dispatch a unit.
01:13:02Dispatch a unit?
01:13:05Belle, what are you doing?
01:13:07Breaking the law.
01:13:08Belle, slow down!
01:13:10Are there any drugs or weapons in there, boy?
01:13:18Are you lying to me, boy?
01:13:24Boy, don't you know it's too damn hot to be selling drugs outside?
01:13:35Move, move, move!
01:13:38Dispatch, this is 6-3.
01:13:40Kathy, I got a real live one here. I'm gonna need some backup.
01:13:44Who wants us to blow it over?
01:13:47Holy smokes!
01:13:56That was cool!
01:14:006-3, this is 6-2. I'm right behind you, backing you up.
01:14:06Dispatch, this is 6-3. It's a green 93 convertible plate number. Echo Hotel Charlie 1-5-9.
01:14:256-3, did you say Echo Hotel Charlie 1-5-9?
01:14:28Rhett? Is that you?
01:14:32Rhett? Rhett, what's your 20?
01:14:35Belle?
01:14:37I thought you'd be halfway to Atlanta by now.
01:14:39I would be, but my friend came out and told me I was doing the wrong thing.
01:14:43I was, Rhett. I made a big mistake.
01:14:45I came back to be with you.
01:14:47That's right, you did make a big mistake.
01:14:50Belle, you can't come back here and just think everything will be alright.
01:14:54Belle, we are in a hole heap of S.H.I.T.
01:14:57You're not helping.
01:15:00We're just like them in Louise.
01:15:02Well, what now?
01:15:04How far is it to Mexico?
01:15:06I'm being serious now.
01:15:08Okay, alright. Look, I'm not going to tell you what to do, but...
01:15:15You know what? I'm just not going to tell you what to do.
01:15:18Are you mad at us?
01:15:49Isn't very hard to tell
01:15:52It's getting clearer
01:15:56Here as a bell
01:15:59Ma'am, could you kind of slow down? There's a roadblock here.
01:16:05Silent all the time
01:16:08Won't you hear me?
01:16:13Silent like a songbird
01:16:17Here as a bell
01:16:29Driver of the green convertible, please exit the vehicle with your hands up.
01:16:40Thanks boys, I'll take care of it from here.
01:16:47What?
01:16:55Belle, have you been drinking?
01:16:58Jesus!
01:17:00You shouldn't drink and drive, Belle.
01:17:02People will eventually find out and you'll get a reputation.
01:17:06You've been doing the drugs, ma'am?
01:17:08No!
01:17:09Rhett, I'm sorry. I know I made a big mistake.
01:17:11You're right you did. You committed 14 moving violations in the last 20 minutes.
01:17:15What? Come on now!
01:17:18Belle!
01:17:19Are you arresting me?
01:17:21It's my job.
01:17:22Quit grappling with me!
01:17:24Come on, Belle. Relax.
01:17:25Will you at least wait for me to get out?
01:17:28Belle, cut the shit. You broke my heart.
01:17:32I know I did, Rhett, but it was only for one day.
01:17:35And I promise it'll never happen again.
01:17:37Damn right it won't. We're not together anymore.
01:17:41I promise I will never leave you again.
01:17:46Belle, I can understand why you left.
01:17:48But what you did was childish.
01:17:50You can't do that to people.
01:17:52I'm not moving to Atlanta.
01:17:54I never wanted to go to Atlanta.
01:17:57I'm staying here.
01:18:02Reach in my pocket.
01:18:05Go on.
01:18:06Damn it!
01:18:15Rhett Butler, will you marry me?
01:18:26Nope.
01:18:34Not like this.
01:18:37Belle, will you be my wife?
01:18:47Kathy, Butler's down on one knee.
01:18:50I think he just asked her to marry him.
01:18:52I think she said yes.
01:18:59Give me a kiss.
01:19:02Give me a kiss.
01:19:22Oh, man.
01:19:25I could kiss you forever.
01:19:27I wanted a girl like you.
01:19:29I wanted a girl like you.
01:19:31Learn how to kiss like that.
01:19:33From my daddy?
01:19:36What?
01:19:37I'm just kidding.
01:19:43I'd like everyone to meet my wife, Belle Butler.
01:19:47Yeah!
01:19:49Everybody can say hi!
01:19:53Oh, my God!
01:19:56Oh, my God.
01:19:57Beautiful!
01:20:16All aboard the 615 local bus to Atlanta.
01:20:19Making all local stops at Bainbridge, Lynn...
01:20:23You sure Tracy isn't gonna come after you over his car?
01:20:26Do you think he's gonna come after Mrs. Sergeant Rhett Butler?
01:20:29No.
01:20:33Hey, Belle.
01:20:35You ready for the hustle and bustle of the big city?
01:20:37Yeah, but is it ready for me?
01:20:41You take care of yourself.
01:20:43Belle, I'm gonna be waiting over there, okay?
01:20:47Everything worked out.
01:20:49I hope so.
01:20:50I hope I see you again real soon.
01:20:52Belle Lynn Marie Scott.
01:20:54If our friendship can't stand 250 miles distance,
01:20:56then my name isn't Belle Margaret Ann Granger.
01:21:02I'm gonna cry.
01:21:03No, no, no, you don't.
01:21:05No, you don't.
01:21:06No, you don't.
01:21:09Oh, Belle.
01:21:11You get on now.
01:21:13Okay?
01:21:14Travel safely.
01:21:17I love you.
01:21:19Bye.
01:21:22Bye.
01:21:26Belle, she's gonna be just fine.
01:21:52I love you.