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00:02:34Hey cabbie before we get to Borneo you mind telling me where we're going you said Cavanaugh estate right Mac. Yeah
00:02:45That's Cavanaugh estate
00:02:51Say can't you get any closer not unless I leave the road you call this a road
00:02:55Hey pal, you wanted the middle of nowhere. That's what you got
00:02:58Oh, I don't I want a scoop that'll put me back on top at the Sentinel. I knew I knew you
00:03:03You're that reporter a half-cracked Caraway eight o'clock Faraday. That's the guy. I read all this stuff
00:03:08Who's tough a guy eight o'clock Faraday? That's me. I know I read him all the time
00:03:12You know, I better go before I kill you
00:03:14What are the damages a grand total $3.35? Here's $3. I'll owe you the tip. Wait a minute. Wait a minute
00:03:21I don't care about no tip buddy
00:03:23But that $0.35 that's part of the initial expenditure and in no way related to when he said gratuity
00:03:28Which may occur betwixt gentlemen, thanks pal. I won't forget it
00:03:37Say what are you trying to pull with that stuff? All right. All right, come up to the house. They'll give you 35 cents
00:03:41I don't know anybody up there. That's all right. You're with me. Do you know anybody up there? No
00:03:45Oh a wise guy. Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you introduce me? I'll get to know them
00:03:50$0.35 I give it to you. Then you pay me back whenever you get a chance
00:04:02Really Christie, this is going on quite long enough. Don't you think I know about you and teak on Brewster?
00:04:09I'm feeling a bit mob this evening darling. Do I look a bit mob to you Christie?
00:04:15Christie are only avoiding the inevitable. It's what you always do
00:04:18Oh darling, you can be so tiresome. I assure you I've never been less tiresome in my life
00:04:26You are a dreadful man
00:04:28You haven't even the courage to admit this is all about your late uncle sinus cavernous
00:04:32Will the very will to be read this foul evening. Yes
00:04:37Yes, I admit it, but I also know it's the only thing you've ever cared about
00:04:41Well, I'll see to it you and teak don't get a penny not a penny I say
00:04:48I
00:04:49Heard every I
00:04:51Heard everything did you hear everything?
00:04:54Everything about the thing with the thing they read when somebody dies, but the will the will that leaves the entire
00:05:00What is it?
00:05:01Thing the whole the house the whole estate. Yeah, and it all goes to that guy who just left
00:05:08Burling Famous jr. Yeah, the your husband exactly. Oh do stop fussing with that thing
00:05:14I'm stuck to the the thing with what do you call it?
00:05:16The thing with the thing on it Burling will never turn me out. Never he loves me too much loves me and
00:05:23hates me
00:05:27That face in the window, we're a couple of hundred miles from the city, it's just your
00:05:34Imagination
00:05:37Hey, are you ripping me I want my 25 cents say
00:05:41These are swell digs. Hey skip that. This is strictly class here. So watch your coots savvy. All right, professor
00:05:47Don't tie your knots in a tizzy
00:06:11Oh
00:06:12Jeans jeans who the devil could that be at this time of night? I imagine it's the Queen sir. Don't be coy jeans
00:06:29Good evening
00:06:31Gina joints haunted
00:06:34We're here for the reading of the Cavendish will old man Hawk is down at the Sentinel located with your boss
00:06:38So it's strictly Jake very well. Mr. Jake, and you will be staying the night. I presume you presume correctly there Jasper
00:06:48Jeans-separate accommodations for the lady
00:06:54Whatever you think is best there Genesee just the three of you three
00:06:59six
00:07:00Whatever you think is best
00:07:03Are you waving at me sir? I don't know
00:07:08You
00:07:13Coming in to horse, I'm coming in to I'm the whole reason I'm here not you. What is your dilemma?
00:07:18Anyway, I'll announce you to master Burleigh jeans. You got 35 cents. No rats. We have those
00:07:25Say I don't know if you're welcome here cutie. Are you getting familiar with me?
00:07:28I mean home art say why don't you roll down your window Taurus taking a whole view?
00:07:34Billy Tuesday, I
00:07:36Might have known listen, you might as well go home because this scoop is mine and I got it in the bag this way, please
00:07:42Hey, look at that. What what? Hey, wait
00:07:49Hi a burly no boy Billy Tuesday daily Sentinel old man Hawkins sent me here to cover the big wheel reading
00:07:53Yeah, you're not a man. Hey, thanks for noticing. Well, the guy died unexpectedly, but I'm feeling a lot better now
00:07:59How are you doing famish eight o'clock parody daily Sentinel old man Hawkins sent me to cover the will reading I say two of you
00:08:05There's only one of me, but I do the work it to and who you got 35 cents
00:08:10Well, I'm not I'm sure I wouldn't know if it look you old man
00:08:13Hawkins only sent one of us here to cover this will reading and I don't mean you quit
00:08:17Yeah, yeah, but quick ripen pipe down dry up. So's your old man you and what army? Oh, you're all wet says who?
00:08:23Oh, yeah
00:08:26See here what does any of that mean?
00:08:28Burling you languorous layabout everyone's waiting to hear this will any chance we can read it
00:08:34Sometime this year your most impatient Jack Tugden might to be expecting a little something for yourself
00:08:40Dare I say I was your father's one and only
00:08:44Safari guide throughout his entire hunting career. Those were some of the toughest four days of my life. I
00:08:50Don't think it's too much to expect a little
00:08:53Something in return do you?
00:08:57Burling what's all this will stuff? Who are you?
00:09:05I
00:09:09Have burling hope you don't mind, but I happen to be driving out out in the
00:09:15Middle of nowhere when I think my car broke down really teak. How odd
00:09:20Where were you going? I told you middle of nowhere
00:09:24Sorry to trouble you, but it seems I was driving in my car broke down and now I find myself. Well
00:09:31Stranded as they said do not be alarmed at my unusual aura for I am mrs
00:09:38Cup cupboard a medium of spirits. I like a fifth of scotch myself
00:09:43It does not bother mrs. Cup cupboard that you do this
00:09:47It does not bother mrs. Cup cupboard that you do this
00:09:50Joking as you do for there can be humor in the spirit world. Also, why just this evening? I saw death
00:10:07Hi, my name is Ray Veston house a stranger and my car just happened to break down outside
00:10:11Can I stay for the reading of the will?
00:10:14Say there's some screwy going on here telling me I
00:10:18Sense this is a night of foreboding and danger somehow at Cavendish house
00:10:24Nevertheless, let it not be said that the famishes do not extend the clutching hands of hospitality jeans
00:10:31See to it. Won't you that our?
00:10:34Unexpected guests have rooms for the night
00:10:38Meantime there's going to be a reading of the will if you're not doing anything. We'd love to have you
00:10:44You
00:11:00Any chance of this will being read before my own demise from boredom
00:11:05Keep your shirt on Twiley. I've waited hours for this moment a few more won't hurt
00:11:11I say that waiting is rather like hanging around for something when it's over. You're no longer waiting
00:11:18Please all this levity
00:11:20Don't you know that my life's been threatened?
00:11:23I sit here like a tiny tiny kitten
00:11:26Kitten, it's about to be picked up with tweezers. It's so tiny
00:11:30I won't see it's also positively
00:11:33My dear Sebastian, there's nothing to fear not with all of us around to protect you
00:11:41Stick I found in the woods
00:11:49Jane have look, please have cook prepare some real snacks, won't you?
00:12:04His lordship wants some real snacks Archie, whatever the blazes they are better get on it love
00:12:12I
00:12:16Made will snacks once before on a night like this
00:12:22Just like this
00:12:25Will the snacks
00:12:28Will the snacks
00:12:30Oh
00:12:37Sorry to keep you all waiting it seems we have some rather
00:12:40Shall I say unexpected guests?
00:12:43Hi, how are you? Hi. Nice to see you here. Are there any mints? What are you doing? Fam?
00:12:49You're selling tickets out there. I'm pretty sure you're going to die
00:12:53I
00:12:55Didn't say when I'm sorry for what I see I am
00:12:58It's induced bad taste considering the deuce of death threats to do said little thing
00:13:04You get better a death threat than a threat of death death threats. You hear that?
00:13:09Did I that's my headline in a pig's eye. How about a poke in the eye? Excuse me. I
00:13:15Hate to interrupt
00:13:17Are you members of the immediate family? I am but I'm not she isn't and so am I
00:13:23Darling is everyone here for this stupid thing? Yes, I think oh
00:13:28My wife Christie did someone mention my name?
00:13:32Sebastian my dear so sorry about those awful death threats. Oh
00:13:38Please don't anyone mention death threats again. She knows she has death threats, please. Let's leave it at that
00:13:44Death threats death threats
00:13:51It's also nauseating
00:13:53Do I look nauseous to you?
00:13:55Please tell me the truth. I beg of you. Yes. Well, we were all gathered here this 10th of May
00:14:011930 10th of May say isn't that the very night that Sinus Cavendish swore?
00:14:05He'd return from the grave and kill everybody or something like that
00:14:08Yes
00:14:10It was on a night just like this. I
00:14:14Was but a child then
00:14:16deep
00:14:18sensitive
00:14:20special
00:14:22Even then I knew his words meant harm and mischief
00:14:29Uncle Sinus
00:14:31Sat here in the glow of the fire
00:14:34His mottled brow
00:14:36His mottled brow
00:14:38catching the embers like
00:14:40small flaming children
00:14:43His knees bent in a manner almost pliant so rubbery were they
00:14:49his great cloak
00:14:51Drawn up like a cloth moat about this human castle
00:14:56Stormed by the breadsticks of a dinner that never happened
00:14:59And he turned that great haggard head towards me
00:15:05And he swore that on this night 30 years hence
00:15:09He would return and do
00:15:14Bad bad things
00:15:16He didn't go into specifics. No
00:15:20He spared me that horror
00:15:29He said he said when the clock struck 13
00:15:37What time would that be though?
00:15:43Yes, thank you famish for that local color
00:15:48Now on with the will the estate of mr. Sinus Cavendish estate say isn't there a curse on this house, too? Yes
00:15:56Yes, it's true
00:15:59You want to take this one darling?
00:16:01Not much to tell really
00:16:03Exactly 300 years ago this night
00:16:06Sarah Cavender was burned at the stake as a witch
00:16:09She swore she'd return on. Oh
00:16:13That would be tonight what a coincidence
00:16:16Yes, thank you Christie for that useless sidetrack now on with the bequest concerning
00:16:23this house and grounds
00:16:26Say haven't there been a series of murders happen on these grounds lately. Yes. Yes, the Cavender more murders. Everyone knows about them
00:16:31I'll take this one Burling
00:16:33As you know
00:16:35This estate sits in the middle of the vast
00:16:39unexplored Cavender Moors
00:16:42Well lately there's been a string of oh, I guess you'd call them strangulation murders
00:16:50So far the victims have all been women all named so-so
00:16:57Good thing no one here's named so-so. My
00:17:00My childhood nickname is so-so
00:17:03That is so specific. It's frightening
00:17:08Well on with your will thanks, are you sure no more murders curses bad haircuts
00:17:15Well, actually I have a very funny story, but it can wait until later
00:17:21I sign is Cavender being of sound. Oh, what's his name?
00:17:28Sinus Cavender. Oh
00:17:31I'm sorry
00:17:37I
00:17:39Sinus Cavender being of sound mind and body blah blah blah blah blah to hereby bequeath
00:17:44the following items
00:17:47My loyal butler jeans. I leave the annual sum of
00:17:52$1,000 say that's a lot of dough. Nice going Gigi. That's what I make now
00:17:57To my good friend and safari guide Jack Tugden. I
00:18:02Leave my bunny rabbits. I I
00:18:06Didn't even know he had bunny rabbits to my brother-in-law
00:18:09To my brother-in-law seat and ethyl quake given his fondness for collecting things and people
00:18:17I hereby leave my collection of blackmail victims complete with the goods. I have on them. Oh
00:18:25To complete stranger Ray Veston house whose car just broke down I
00:18:31Leave $10,000 to be given out in small denominations
00:18:35Holy smoke, what a piece of luck. I'm so glad I was out driving in the middle of nowhere
00:18:42to my nephew's wife
00:18:44Lovely pristine famish. I leave the sum total of $1 enough to purchase a human heart
00:18:52When am I gonna get a heart for a buck?
00:18:54to my
00:18:55Spineless nephew Burling famish jr. I leave my prize-winning stick collection a funny street sign
00:19:01I once found and chewing gum to be named
00:19:04Curse you curse you signers Cavendish
00:19:11Now let's see
00:19:13Did he leave 35 cents for happy codburn? No skip it last but not least to my lovely ward
00:19:20Sebastian more I leave the bulk of my estate
00:19:25Including all holdings the house and grounds all monies
00:19:2917 million in cash my raisin concern textile mill a complimentary fruit basket and my little league team
00:19:36the Cavender nine
00:19:45In the event something should happen to my ward
00:19:49The estate and all said holdings will revert to my nephew Burling famish, jr
00:19:59I
00:20:29Before everyone reacts and starts saying
00:20:33This letter was to be read separately it is an addendum to the wind
00:20:47Why it's empty
00:20:54Someone has stolen it
00:20:57Fortunately I
00:20:59And only I know its contents
00:21:04the letter stated
00:21:08Great
00:21:10I don't know. I can't see lights have gone out. Does anyone know what's happened? Lights have gone out
00:21:15Why the darkness why now lights have gone out jeans jeans. Yes. What's happened?
00:21:22Lights have gone out. Don't panic too late turn on some candles or something
00:21:28What was that? Oh, what's happening now the lights? They've come back on somehow. Well, it's a switch, you know
00:21:37They were off and now they're on well, it's a wall switch you see
00:21:48Oh
00:21:51Boy what a scoop. I mean how awful how awful tragedy not scoop tragedy. Oh
00:21:57He never should have told us. He knew something. What do you think?
00:22:00I'd say from the position of the knife that he'd been stabbed what year 10 o'clock. I'm a little fast. Tell me
00:22:06Alright, nobody touch anything except your own clothing, but only when necessary say we better call the police
00:22:12I got a one in gee you think so say if we can't touch anything
00:22:15How you gonna use the phone long distance go ahead and make a call thing there
00:22:21Busted busted dead air Faraday like between your ears don't get personal. All right, we're gonna have to send somebody send somebody
00:22:27Yeah for the cops. They're funny about murder, but not funny. Ha ha jeans jeans
00:22:32You must flee must I sir fetch the police back here at once say I don't know if it means anything
00:22:38But right after I drove over the bridge it washed out. Is that important?
00:22:42You nincompoop. The bridge is the only
00:22:46It's the only thing
00:22:48between
00:22:49Some something between us and he's right
00:22:53Without that bridge. We're completely cut off from the outside world
00:23:19I'm no expert
00:23:20But it seems to me we've got to wait out this storm until that bridge is repaired
00:23:25You mean stay the night in this awful house of pain and death?
00:23:29Perhaps it's better to stay the night
00:23:33Than to be the night. I suggest we leave the body where it isn't retired to our roots for the evening
00:23:38I concur and agree I say
00:23:41Awfully presumptive, isn't it? You two taking over and all what? Oh, yeah. Well, we happen to be members of the
00:23:47fourth estate
00:23:50That's a pretty good estate right there. Well, it's better than the fifth sixth and seventh estates put together
00:23:56Well, if this were a ship I'd be in a lifeboat captain
00:24:01remember
00:24:03Sebastian owns this house now. Oh
00:24:08It's also awfully
00:24:10How can I?
00:24:11How can I run a house when a man has something sticking from his back that makes him dead?
00:24:16Until we find the missing letter with the added
00:24:20Addendum, no one can be sure who owns what I'd say the estate of Sinus Cavendish
00:24:28hangs in the
00:24:30Balance. Yeah me. I'm a man of action
00:24:36jungle action
00:24:38Dealing with the Pekingese man-of-war the Rubenesque laughing Cobra the knock-kneed squirrel cat
00:24:45Or the tongue and mouse bunny. I'm right at home then
00:24:50But my jungle is the jungle
00:24:55Not the house jungle with walls and lamps and
00:25:02stuff
00:25:03Here, I'm the hunted
00:25:06not the hunter I
00:25:09Say let the reporters run this show for now
00:25:16Well in that case their duty is to guard Sebastian she's the one who's in danger
00:25:22I'm well, I mean, we're kind of like cops
00:25:31With what if you doesn't stop me from being killed then I don't know what I'll do
00:25:46Oh
00:25:47Gee, oh, what's he one of the guests just croaked Archie that lawyer fella, and we know why don't we ducky I
00:25:59Would like a ducky
00:26:08Now what
00:26:10Oh now what your husband doesn't get a dash not here meet me in the library at midnight
00:26:25I do
00:26:27Nice going loose lips were bodyguarding a dame. You weren't so sure yourself miss police Gazette. Well, you wanted a scoop
00:26:33Yeah, but I don't like my bylines in the past tense
00:26:40Just how the heck we supposed to protect this red skirt. Anyhow easy as soon as she's about to be murdered you stop it
00:26:45Oh so simple. I'm embarrassed
00:26:47We take turns guard in the room. He should take his shift. See what am I talking about?
00:26:51What am I even doing here? Check it in the room. I just want my stupid 35 cents. Listen. Thanks
00:26:57Hopefully just knowing that one of you supposed outside my door at all times and carefully coordinated shifts comfort enough
00:27:02I
00:27:09Take the first shift
00:27:15Here are your rooms
00:27:19No, oh
00:27:20Sorry, we were looking for our rooms and seemed to have gotten lost. Hey if you're a psychic
00:27:26How come you can't find your room?
00:27:28Very aware of wallpaper and things that match
00:27:30Doilies are particularly strong since they tend to record the cloth memory of all that's come before
00:27:36Your head's trying to talk to you avoid the mint on your pillow, but don't let on that you know about it
00:27:42Gee, she's an interesting lady
00:27:46This way, please
00:27:48How
00:27:55Do I get myself into these things I
00:27:57Should listen to myself talk one of these days
00:28:00What am I worried about there ain't nothing to this bodyguarding business?
00:28:04Okay, come on already. I ain't scared of no ghosts or curses and stuff that goes for your miter is to
00:28:11I'll take on all commerce. I'll ring your neck with both eyes tied behind my head
00:28:19Shutting up, thanks
00:28:27Listen you mug
00:28:29What say we call a truce took the words from my very mouth, which is mine 50-50 split chair byline deal deal
00:28:48I
00:29:18Oh
00:29:20Oh
00:29:22Oh
00:29:44Chisholm no account Benedict John to face missing a letter missing letter
00:29:47Skeet everything we gotta find it truce true. Don't start that again. Let's go
00:29:53Libraries are great place to hide stuff most of them allows you books. You know you're quite a tomato when you're in scrupulous spell that
00:30:10Hey, where does this go somewhere we haven't been do you know if we haven't been there I
00:30:16Unrecognized it immediately
00:30:18I
00:30:48I
00:31:08Do you hear me are you deaf?
00:31:11No, I say and no I mean
00:31:15When when when I say no, I mean no
00:31:19If you're one of the servants
00:31:21You can collect your two weeks or right now
00:31:25And you can forget a recommendation
00:31:49She's she's what do you call it croaked?
00:31:52Yeah
00:31:53Strangled about the neck until dead just like the cabin or more murders only a name isn't so so and we were gonna kill all
00:31:59the others for the will
00:32:02None of it is it fair life's tough monkey, man
00:32:08Say I may be a sap
00:32:10With you so far
00:32:11But someone tell me how the murderer could get out with the windows locked and only one door the very which was under presently by
00:32:17Ours truly an eminently reasonable quandary my dear buggly of which we should not overlook the possibility of the secret panel
00:32:23Let's not say things at the same time anymore. I agree. It makes me a little ill
00:32:29You hear something I did but I don't
00:32:31Hey, that's a funny kind of bookmark
00:32:48Good lord
00:32:50Christie's dead my Christie dead. We had all the scheming plan. Oh Christie my Prishti
00:32:56We were gonna kill you all
00:32:58My Prishti we were gonna kill you and take the estate
00:33:04Now see here who's been murdered Christie famish, oh, oh, I'm sorry
00:33:16I sense
00:33:18death
00:33:19What's that beside the body?
00:33:22It appears to be a note or a missive or a communication of some sort of a kind. No, what's it say?
00:33:27You will be next
00:33:29Dear heavens. I'm to be the next victim you part fine nonsense
00:33:35Well, it says right here and right in front of my eyes in black and white you will be next me
00:33:40Oh, but why why would anyone want to kill me? I don't understand not you me here. It says right there read it for yourself
00:33:48You will be next. Oh my goodness. You're right. You see give me that
00:33:55You will be next
00:33:59What I don't understand
00:34:03You would be next aha, you see it is me I told you I
00:34:10Must have misread it. Let me see that bunch of chumps
00:34:15Hey, what do you know? It's none of them
00:34:19You will be next
00:34:21Why are you on it?
00:34:24You will be next it is me and it's signed the phantom of Cavendish
00:34:30Hey, you know what? I think I think that it's written so that it could mean any
00:34:45It's my shift over that's all I want to know we never said happy shift ends here somebody else takes over
00:34:52All I want is some shut-eye just 10 winks is all and 35 cents. I'm so mortified
00:35:03Body falls so what?
00:35:07Bodies fall all the time. What else can a body do can't stand up. That's for sure. It's dead. How could it it can't that's how
00:35:15There's another one
00:35:17There goes another body. All right, they're dropping like flies out here
00:35:21But I'm guarding this dame's body and that's it
00:35:23So what if bodies can drop all they like for all I care go ahead dead bodies have a ball
00:35:32That sounded close
00:35:35Miss Van war miss Van war you okay in there
00:35:40Don't answer if you're dead, okay, that would destroy me too much
00:35:45Miss Van war
00:35:47lady
00:35:49Oh boy, I might be good god in the wrong side of the door. Okay. Okay. Okay
00:35:56My shift's over shifts over. I'm not doing a very good job
00:36:00I'm not doing a very good job
00:36:02I'm not doing a very good job
00:36:04I'm not doing a very good job
00:36:06Shifts over. I'm not doing a very good job
00:36:13Don't she answer yeah, she answers it's just a little game we're playing please Sebastian, please child
00:36:19You're giving us an awful fright. Doesn't anyone have a key? I have one for my car, but that won't help
00:36:27Stand back all of you. I didn't say dynamite. I just put a key in it
00:36:31I
00:36:39Don't see her I don't see her at all. Hey pal, you want to rest one second happy what happened?
00:36:44It was your shift. Keep it up. I'm warning you. All right. All right
00:36:47Just tell us what happened. Nothing. Nothing. Nobody went in. Nobody went out teak. Where's teak arm Brewster?
00:36:54This is his handiwork. I'll wager. I thought he was right behind me
00:36:57I thought he was right in front of me say how could he be in front of one person and right behind another are you?
00:37:03Slinging us a curve sister. Well, I don't know. I I might be Jack Tugden's gone too. Maybe they're in cahoots
00:37:10I hope so if they're out in this weather
00:37:14Maybe they took her to the secret passageway
00:37:28I know right quick
00:37:35Take stole Christie's body
00:37:37I think I think of that body's gone teak's gone Sebastian's gone Jack Tugden's gone
00:37:42Yeah, where can they have all gone to is there a play or something?
00:37:47Who the devil could that be at this time of night I know it's 13 o'clock
00:37:51Well, where's jeans I haven't answered a door in 27 years
00:38:02So sorry to disturb you at this ungodly hour didn't mean to wake your
00:38:07Very large family. I'm dr. Von Vander Vaughn. Dr. Von Vander Vaughn. Yes, dr. Van von Vander Vaughn
00:38:14I'm on staff at nearby me away sanitarium for a few days
00:38:18Staff at nearby me away sanitarium for the criminally uninhibited. I I'm afraid
00:38:25Patient of mine is broken loose and is believed to be well
00:38:29right in this area
00:38:32We lucky or what again, I'm sorry the trouble you may I come in no
00:38:39Really pearling you can't leave the poor soggy wretch out on a night like this. It's positively best you know
00:38:45All right. All right, if you must
00:38:49Oh
00:38:51Don't look at me dearie. I don't make these hours. Never know when guests are popping in in this madhouse anyone else die yet. Oh
00:39:00That's my Archie. Oh, he's thinking how to help little Jane oven him. We know the truth. Don't we arch?
00:39:06We know a lot of things about
00:39:09death and food and bad food
00:39:13very very bad food
00:39:18Feeding things will keep them alive
00:39:31It's a fascinating case really
00:39:34There are a number of points of interest for me
00:39:36the intense loathing for humanity
00:39:39the fear of live chickens
00:39:42attachment to the number red
00:39:44number oh
00:39:45No, and not number. I meant seven
00:39:49What is the patient's name? Dr. Rocha?
00:39:53Rocha Santa Chow last seen in this
00:39:55Very area. Well, gee, dr. Vanner banner. What does this patient look like this rocky sandwich cow?
00:40:01That's what makes this so difficult ray
00:40:04I'm afraid I have no idea what Rocha looks like
00:40:12Would you mind enlightening us how it is possible that a doctor would not know what their own patient looks like
00:40:18Please explain I beg of you perhaps for the patient when it comes time to pay the bill
00:40:23That would be a desirable thing. I assure you this is no jest
00:40:28Part of our revolutionary new treatment is to never see the patient nor they the doctor it makes for a truly
00:40:34objective diagnosis
00:40:36Yeah, but of who if you can't give us a description, can you at least tell us what they look like you hit him?
00:40:43right doc
00:40:45Clueson is a patient of male or female. Oh
00:40:49Yeah, yes, definitely
00:40:51Now yes or no question. I mean, what is it precisely man or woman?
00:40:57You know
00:40:58In all my years of treatment, I've never known that probably should have had a questionnaire or something
00:41:04Yep. Well, this is what makes it all so difficult you see
00:41:09For I'm convinced that Rocha Santa Chow
00:41:11Is one of you
00:41:42That's it, I'm high-tailing
00:41:45We got the Phantom of Cavendish strangler a guy who says you'd return it from the dead a
00:41:51300 year old witch's curse and now a fugitive from the loony bin. What am I waiting for the
00:41:56Giant bad of a painful ugly bliss. This is something. I'm cutting cutting an
00:42:02interesting choice of words if you have a machete
00:42:08Does that mean anything well, there you are Jack Tugden
00:42:11Why it looks like you never went to bed. Oh, I did once years ago. Where you been? Oh, not chump
00:42:19I guess you could say I fell into the night. It swallowed me like a child swallows Jujubees. I
00:42:27Lay among its tender nostrils
00:42:30Seeking an answer to our night of rain and death. That's a rather unique way of saying that you
00:42:37Kidnapped Sebastian Jack Tugden if you've learned something I suggest you spill it like the Cantonese walking goose
00:42:44One does not tell
00:42:46Until it's time now look buster you wait
00:42:52That is so satisfying somehow wait
00:42:56Anyway, I was thinking could it be that we are seeking the answers when the answers may be seeking we
00:43:08Are not a nonsense. I don't see how this will help anything. Don't be ashamed
00:43:13I was myself once one of you an idiot the frog of uncertainty danced in my head, too
00:43:19As they say ever poke your own eyes
00:43:21But 14 years with a Tibetan streetcar conductor named plant fastener agreeable set piece soon changed all that
00:43:29Everybody say Lou
00:43:31Lou
00:43:32high-pitched shrill
00:43:34No real falsetto
00:43:39Good it wasn't until I spoke with a dead Airedale named Wapisa
00:43:45That I soon found my own spirit guide gunny gunny luck cake say that gunny gunny luck cakes
00:43:53Think I get it be somewhere about a little dedication news
00:44:04Oh
00:44:17You called hi gunny gunny luck cakes hi mrs. Cup cup it
00:44:23How are things with you? I've been better yourself. Yeah, I can't complain
00:44:28But you you've got problems
00:44:31What is with all the evil in that house, it's terrible
00:44:35Tell me something. I don't know gunny. Hey gunny. You got 35 cents. Do I look like I carry change?
00:44:41Can you tell us anything about the nature of this evil? Well, it's you know, a bit it's really big
00:44:48Uh-huh. Yeah anything more specific say
00:44:53About anyone sitting at this table who might be a murderer there is
00:45:00I can't see
00:45:03Something is
00:45:05Blocking my vision. This is something really nasty
00:45:12You know when something's evil well, this is it let me tell you and the greed well forget it
00:45:18I never seen so much bad bad stuff. Is it the spirit of sinus Cavendish alias? I dare not say I
00:45:25Fade now, where is Sebastian Sebastian fan more gunny gunny gunny luck cakes, please stay
00:45:38What's happened why is everything dark the cameras blew out I'm gonna get the lights
00:45:43You fuck certainly have a thing for the dog. No, she's alright. She just needs a little air. No, no air, please
00:45:50I'm alright
00:45:55Oh
00:45:57Dear God, it's Jack Tugden. I think he's dead. You want to check his pulse? Oh
00:46:04Blighter, I suppose one could say he's
00:46:07Made a mounted head of himself. What?
00:46:10well
00:46:12Better to be a trophy than atrophy. Shut up. I'd find gosh. That was really quick work
00:46:20And with all of us in the room
00:46:23Seem like something this broker said what I could do doc. You got me. What did I might see anything?
00:46:29They might hear anything. Well, you know, I thought I felt something like an ostrich behind me
00:46:33But I really can't be quite sure
00:46:35I heard like an angry mutter like someone complaining about a doorknob like this doorknob is senseless
00:46:41Hey, could your friend that's a floating head do something like that?
00:46:44Gunny-gunny luck cakes you you plainly don't know gunny-gunny luck cakes. I never claimed to know gunny-gunny luck cake. Well, you don't
00:46:50I've never even heard of gunny-gunny luck cakes until the night come let us leave this room of death and
00:46:57mounted heads
00:46:59That once were friends
00:47:01Oh
00:47:07Well, no sooner had I switched poor Bikki's trousers than the headmaster walked in he ended up putting on the wrong trousers
00:47:15And Oh Bikki got the sack. I think to this day Bikki thinks that those were his trousers that the headmaster put on
00:47:23Oh
00:47:30That's a good one, all right
00:47:32What are trousers skip the school days part fine? Where do you fit in with these monkeys? Oh well enough I suppose I
00:47:39Remember a little fellow in the Congo cute as a button and his little tail went up
00:47:44That's your family tree Tarzan these people. How do you fit in? Oh, oh that
00:47:49Nothing much to tell there
00:47:51Met sometime India, wasn't it sometime in India?
00:47:55He had a few rum girls down there touch and go for a bit car to him the Sudan fuzzy was trouble down there
00:48:00Like trouble troubles. All right, don't mind it. Not a bit. No. All right. All right quit kipling. What about you seed?
00:48:07Oh, well, not much there either either either. I'm afraid
00:48:11My name is Seton Ethel quake and I was
00:48:15Sinus Cavendish
00:48:17favorite brother-in-law
00:48:18We shared an interest in crossword puzzles ancient Sumerian meat rituals and a great great passion for small round
00:48:26floating objects and slide whistles
00:48:29Same old story. What about you Ray Weston house? Sure. I like Sumerian meat rituals, I guess that day you cream kale
00:48:37I'm talking about the will thing you accidentally break down that poof. Suddenly you're in the will for a tidy sum
00:48:41I might add. All right. I don't remember the poof, but all right, I'll talk don't threaten me anymore
00:48:46I wasn't here by accident and my car didn't break down. I wasn't magically put in the will by magic or anything
00:48:55Sinus Cavendish was my was my
00:48:58Sorry that tea went down funny. Anyway, as I was saying Sinus Cavendish was my friend
00:49:04I was helping out with his little league team pouring water, you know stuff like that
00:49:10Anyway, he took pity on me me having nothing I guess and he having more than nothing
00:49:16Well, the rest is history. And here I am. Could I go to bed? I don't feel so good. Yeah, you should go to bed
00:49:21I'm gonna go to bed. I'm gonna go to bed. I'm gonna go to bed. I'm gonna go to bed
00:49:25I'm gonna go to bed. I'm gonna go to bed. I'm gonna go to bed. I'm gonna go to bed
00:49:28Yeah, go ahead, but don't go far
00:49:34And you this is cup covered
00:49:36How came you to be driving out here on a nasty night such as we presently partake of Oh Gunny, of course
00:49:42Oh, I'm sorry. Gunny Gunny luck cakes
00:49:44He gave me signs a giant spoon a list of engine parts famous people's elbows and various flowering birds
00:49:54And that led you here that and a deck chair named Atherton
00:49:59The spirit world is strange to you and I
00:50:02Well, I don't see where any of this is getting us. Really
00:50:06Sebastian's still missing and maybe dead for all we know
00:50:09Generous for you to feel that way burly no boy since with her out of the way you stand to inherit the whole kitten caboodle
00:50:16I don't care a bit about caboodles. Don't you see not without my pristine
00:50:21Okay
00:50:23Okay, remember sabasha or the missing letter whichever turns up first now remember it's important that we all stay together
00:50:29Okay, let's split up
00:50:35Archie
00:50:37They're looking for the letter Archie
00:50:39You know what that means, don't you Archie?
00:50:42I wrote a letter once
00:50:44It was a grocery list
00:50:46It was to myself
00:50:49To myself
00:50:50To help me remember and I did and I shopped and shopped
00:50:57and shopped
00:50:59Oh
00:51:15What a homely bunch of sourpusses in the ancestral sense
00:51:22Is it just me
00:51:23Are they looking at me or are they just making me think they're looking at me?
00:51:27You've been watching too many old dark house pitches
00:51:36Okay, happy happy happy
00:51:56Oh
00:52:09One of these books has got to be a hidden switch. Yeah. So what am I looking for?
00:52:13Oh, just keep looking. I'll tell you when you find it. All right
00:52:16But I hope it's 35 cents
00:52:26Oh
00:52:35Who knew reading could be so dangerous Oh cross-country fishing
00:52:47Hey, it's dip what do I win take on Brewster stabbed I'd say I know judging from the position of a knife
00:52:56I
00:53:27Oh
00:53:38Excuse me, just passing through
00:53:56Shut up
00:54:13Do you hear that no
00:54:16Especially that I hear it even less
00:54:18Come on, it's uh, it's not so bad. If you don't listen, I've never listened anything less in my entire life
00:54:26Oh
00:54:39It's okay you with us right here
00:54:44Tell us what happened
00:54:46It's also
00:54:48vague
00:54:49It's one clear. So you really diaphanous. That's what it is. Diaphanous one minute. I was getting into bed the next
00:54:57this
00:54:58Horrible clutching hand reached through the very wall itself the very wall. I say the very wall
00:55:05Grabbed me grabbed me and shook me like the terrible hands of a great monkey great monkey
00:55:13Always blank
00:55:16Empty
00:55:19Sleepy sleepy sleepy sleepy
00:55:22Nice actually
00:55:23Nice
00:55:25Is it nice to have yourself taken
00:55:28Taken from the place you were to an entirely different place different from the place you were taken from
00:55:34Nope
00:55:35All right. Take it easy touch. We're gonna get you out of here
00:55:48Hey, where do you think this goes my aunt tilly's room how should I know where it goes?
00:55:52Oh, i'm a fresh guy can't take it, huh? I'm extra sensitive. Yeah, like sandpaper. Oh, you'll never find out right down both
00:55:58Yeah, you're making me nervous
00:56:15How you doing
00:56:17No one we know I hope
00:56:19I love those things you make
00:56:21Really?
00:56:23Which kind?
00:56:24Those little odd birds were nice
00:56:27Oh
00:56:30It's all right, actually everything's just fine really I once baked muffins so tiny no one could eat them
00:56:36Ever eat anything that tiny soup
00:56:40Food should be chopped so fine. You need a marmoset to find it. There's one in my room. I'll be right back
00:56:46You wouldn't lie to me. Would you?
00:56:49Oh now archie, don't make me give you the sack
00:56:53Where else am I going to hide them?
00:56:57Now quit a scaring everybody I knew a cabbie once
00:57:02He holds his pants up with both hands now. Hey, that's personally annoying me
00:57:07Oh, don't you worry about archie? None. He's as ominous as a coat. You're not bothering them
00:57:11Are you are no they just had something in their eye?
00:57:16Put the cleaver down archie not in the bad way
00:57:27Archie it's feeding time
00:57:36Who am I supposed to be again for the last time you are sebastian that's why she's in your room
00:57:42Well, then who are you who am I i'm him no kidding and who am I you're an idiot no, no
00:57:47No, I wouldn't say it like that. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. That's more like me
00:57:51Say why do I have to be the bait because you're the closest thing we have to a dame. Thanks a lot slug
00:57:55Hey, shouldn't you be in a nighty? Yeah, all filmy and fluffy
00:58:00Look if i'm gonna get murdered I
00:58:02I want it to be with clothes on
00:58:04Uh, there ain't no panel in here secret or otherwise. Ah, skip it
00:58:07All we need to do is sit and relax and wait for a clutching hooded fiend to abscond with our imitation heiress
00:58:12Yeah, well, what if it ain't no fiend by earthly degrees?
00:58:15What if it's something all ghosty or cursing say get wise to yourself that bunk's all in your mind
00:58:20Which is all in your head. How do I know that? What if my mind don't know what's in my head?
00:58:25Look chomp even a baby could grasp this rattle. I'll elucidate this should be good
00:58:32In order to deal with fears beyond our ken
00:58:33You simply have to replace one thing with another for instance when you're scared you just say no ghost
00:58:39No ghost no ghost. No ghost. No ghost. No ghost
00:58:44What for did you do that every time you do it wrong i'm gonna hit you with my hand how about a little uh,
00:58:49Trial and error here. No ghost. No ghost. No ghost. No ghost. No ghost. No ghost
00:58:55Hey
00:58:56Don't you feel better?
00:58:58That's fine. If it's a ghost but not a homicidal lunatic
00:59:02something like
00:59:03shoo-boo shoo-boo
00:59:06shoo-boo shoo-boo
00:59:08Listen up mutton jeff you sacks fall asleep on me and I see a clutching hand
00:59:12All i'm gonna say is hand hand hand got that relax tiger. It's in the bag
00:59:33So
01:00:04Hey
01:00:08No ghost no ghost
01:00:34So
01:00:39Is that how I should get you
01:00:42Is that the best way I wasn't sure
01:00:45All right. All right lady. We're here warn us next time you're gonna scream then scream
01:00:52Oh quite um, I say i'm screaming now
01:00:58How's that great great great now shut up, what is it what is it you want
01:01:02I was just wondering if that was the best way to get you screaming and it works just smashing. Thanks awfully
01:01:14Well choppy you you see choppy didn't know that his pants were smoky
01:01:21It turns out turns out someone had left an iron on them
01:01:25One of those infernal steam contraptions for pressing clothing to remove the wrinkles and smooth them out, you know
01:01:31well
01:01:32anyway
01:01:33when pip found out about this, well
01:01:36He just laughed and laughed and laughed
01:01:41Oh how he laughed
01:01:48Sebastian you're back. Yes, berling. Did you think I was gone for good?
01:01:53Oh that pip
01:01:55What happened to you my dear I was oh how awful you must have been terrified poor thing jeans
01:02:02Yes, sir, a brandy for mr. Basher, please. Oh, and i'll have an iced tea sandwich. Yes, sir. I think
01:02:09The cabinet of phantom had sebastian prisoner in a secret passage and and takes been stabbed with a knife
01:02:14I don't suppose any of you found a letter. Oh, yes
01:02:17I did it was rather remarkable. I was in the library perusing a book on stilts
01:02:22Not that I was on stilts though the book was on stilts well not that the book was standing on stilts
01:02:29It was about stilts
01:02:32well
01:02:33Anyway, there was this huge volume sticking out of the wall
01:02:38Well, it turns out it was the history of tuning forks
01:02:42well, I opened it hoping to confirm my theories on the eiselberg variations when
01:02:50This letter fell out
01:02:53Hoping that it was the missing missive
01:02:57I quickly read it and what I found was surprising
01:03:00It seems that the addendum to sinus cavendish will is that?
01:03:07Don't kill me. Don't kill me. It's me, isn't it? It's going to be me. I sense danger. I sense danger
01:03:13I'm next I knew it. I knew it. I just wanted 25 cents
01:03:20Uncle
01:03:23Oh
01:03:28The letter it's gone. Oh great
01:03:30Now we're no closer to knowing what was in that letter than before
01:03:33We found the letter that we're no closer to know what about let's reconstruct where everyone was when the stabbing occurred
01:03:38Hey, you're showing a tangible speck of brain. Will you marry me? No, everybody get where you were when the lights were out
01:03:53Oh
01:03:59A bunch of wise guys, eh
01:04:01Maybe you should all stand in the next county
01:04:03All right. Come on. Everybody in position every one of you you too. Lord von laroy now see here now see there
01:04:09Let's go chauncey. Well, I never well you order
01:04:14Well, why isn't the cabbie assuming position make the cabbie move? I came in here for 25 cents. I'm a cabbie a cab driver
01:04:22How do we know who you really are?
01:04:25How do we know you're not a member of the tongue or some other sort of?
01:04:29terrible thing
01:04:30Perhaps this pathetic
01:04:32Change grubbing taxi person's just a clever disguise a ruse of some kind designed to throw us off the trail
01:04:40Why you might even be
01:04:44A woman
01:04:45Hey pal, really barring you go too far. Do I?
01:04:50Do I lord part fine or should I say lady part fine
01:05:04Jeans fetch me a brandy
01:05:20So
01:05:30Obviously the
01:05:32Death of mr. Famish's wife. My pristine
01:05:35Has affected him greatly. Can you give him anything? Can you give me anything here? Mr. Famish?
01:05:42Take one of these
01:05:44It's a powerful fast acting poison
01:05:47I'm sorry. What is it? I said it's a powerful fast acting sedative. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. No, you didn't. Yes, I did
01:05:53and I'm sorry
01:05:55but
01:05:56Before you put burling out for however long
01:05:59I'd like to ask him one question
01:06:03Have you the letter have I the letter have you the letter have I the letter?
01:06:08No, have you the letter have I the letter? Have you the letter now see here? Don't do that. Just answer my question
01:06:15Have you the letter have I the letter have you the letter have I the letter? No, have you the letter?
01:06:20Have I the letter? Have you the letter? No, no, no, stop it. Stop it. I say do you see what he's doing?
01:06:24I'm answering his question. He's not answering mine at all. Doesn't seem quite cricket. Does it? Sorry old boy
01:06:31Don't know what came over me
01:06:32Try again. There's a lad
01:06:36Have you the letter have I the letter have you the letter have I the letter?
01:06:39No, have you the letter have I the letter have you the letter please give him the blinking poison
01:06:45Well, all right
01:06:47I just hope it's not
01:07:10Hey
01:07:12Hey Abercrombie, are there any rooms we haven't searched yet? No, there's a whole third floor miss including mr
01:07:18Cavendish study jane what hasn't been open since his untimely demise. Why didn't we figure that? I don't know
01:07:25You shouldn't interfere jane. You little strumpet. These matters don't concern you stop it
01:07:30Listen change you watch that tongue or i'll tell them about your shady. Those bodies were never found
01:07:40So
01:07:53Come on the stairs are at the end
01:08:03Did you saw what you just saw
01:08:06Sarah cavendish she came back. When is she leaving? That's the important thing
01:08:11Okay, okay
01:08:14You got the light go go you're the spirit lady. No, wait a second
01:08:28I'm not gonna regret this but what are you doing now?
01:08:31Shooing tiny invisible balloon mice. I'm, sorry. Did you want to do it? No, that's okay
01:08:38You're doing what again does it matter just let her do it. Yeah
01:08:42Each room has its own personality like a puppy a large square empty peppy with corners
01:08:48Okey-doke
01:08:50That should do it
01:08:52Except for tafu the angry feather duster
01:08:55But he won't bother us
01:08:58The room gives me the creeps
01:09:03Oh god, it's horrible, what is it a body? No, this furniture is hideous
01:09:21Gee I must have fallen asleep in there. Well, good night
01:09:25All right
01:09:27I'm gonna keep my eye on that guy. Take one of mine. I found it. I found the letter. Oh
01:09:33Hurry up and read it before you get killed. Hi
01:09:35To whomever it may concern I sinus cavender being of reasonably sound mind leave all of my worldly possessions to my wonderful
01:09:43Nephew burling famish jr
01:09:46And not to my ward sebastia fanmore because I changed my mind
01:09:50This is the real letter and not any kind of a fake or anything
01:09:54This is definitely the one you're looking for so you can stop searching you have definitely found it
01:10:01really
01:10:02Seriously, okay
01:10:04Sincerely and burling is crossed out and sinus cavender is written in
01:10:10My extra senses tell me there's more to this than meets the eye
01:10:13So, you know what? I think
01:10:15Clever forgery what gave it away? Oh, if it's a fake we'll find out a forger always trips up somewhere
01:10:20That's probably just a little thing. We've all missed. All right, let's spread out and search the rest of the floors
01:10:34Can we split up all together why do we all then have to split up separately
01:10:45So
01:10:51Now you stay in there this time
01:10:53So
01:11:13I've reason to suspect that other reporter is not billy tuesday, but in fact
01:11:18Rolca santa chao
01:11:20What they hadn't known her for years. Rolca's a master of disguise, but her mannerisms speech patterns all lead me to believe it could be her
01:11:29Holy smoke, you know, there might be one dead giveaway a phrase roca always reacted to strongly
01:11:37Perhaps from childhood. Yeah a phrase. What is it?
01:11:41Let the puppy go
01:11:43Let the puppy go
01:11:45Let the puppy go
01:11:47Why is that I wonder i've no idea. Let the puppy go
01:11:51Let the puppy go
01:11:53All right, doc. Thanks. Thanks a lot
01:11:58Eight o'clock roca i've known him for years
01:12:05Listen carefully this could save your life at the first sign of strange behavior
01:12:17So
01:12:37Let the puppy go what let the puppy go
01:12:43Um
01:12:46Come to nana
01:12:49Let the puppy go
01:12:51Come to nana
01:12:55Let the puppy go come to nana you let that puppy go come to nana
01:13:02Let the puppy go come to nana
01:13:05Hey, this seems to be working. What's working? Let the puppy go come to nana. It really affects you what?
01:13:11What
01:13:14Oh gosh, i'm, sorry just a little behavioral field testing for fun
01:13:23You should have seen you too let the puppy go come to nana
01:13:32Oh, oh that hurt
01:13:36Oh, you're you're killing me here. Oh
01:13:39Oh
01:13:41Oh a wise guy
01:13:44Come on doc quit clowning
01:13:47Doc
01:13:49This guy sure knows how to carry a joke
01:13:51Come on, they couldn't got far
01:14:01What happened
01:14:03It's awful it's just awful
01:14:06Like the very bowels of hell just opened up and verbally fooled some unspeakable terror. What was it? Describe it
01:14:13Oh, it was awful, sir
01:14:15Just awful like something from your wildest nightmare
01:14:20It was something that couldn't be described in a million years
01:14:26Try
01:14:27Oh come miss
01:14:30a desert
01:14:32Thing like that could kill you
01:14:34Just in the describing
01:14:37brisket
01:14:38It was beyond any description, sir
01:14:41Like description just ain't been invented for the likes of this
01:14:46Nameless and unspeakable. It was
01:14:49Could you try naming it speaking of it just for kicks if I do?
01:14:53The very bowels of the pits of 80s would open their great maw
01:14:58And pull me down into an eternal black hole in a sea of fire and pain and horror
01:15:08I think it was someone wearing a hood
01:15:23Excuse me
01:15:26Oh who me yes you who else would it be talking to you a great box of fruit
01:15:33Could you let me out?
01:15:35Are you locked in? No, i'm playing storm the castle. Of course i'm locked in your stupid pomegranate
01:15:43By accident, okay. Okay. Don't get fresh
01:15:56Van van der van's dead. Happy's missing. Mrs. Kupka is missing and we saw the witch and it was pretty awful
01:16:02So there is something to that curse
01:16:04Burling surprise, my dear
01:16:06Surely, you didn't think I really took that pill. Did you I trust you credit me more than that
01:16:11We saw you take it wise guy. Did you?
01:16:13Or did you see a man who can hide small objects beneath an almost freakishly curled lower lip?
01:16:19I will let you decide
01:16:21Hello part fine
01:16:26Who could that be no one could get through with the bridge out
01:16:33I'm inspector riley city police
01:16:36The bridge became unwashed out for 60 seconds. I managed to get my car through
01:16:40Thank goodness. You're here inspector. Oh, see that's a load off. We got a house full of murders. Yeah lady
01:16:46I know all about it. I've had a line on this case for quite some time now
01:16:50I know who did it
01:16:52The murderer is
01:16:55Me
01:17:01Gee that's too bad
01:17:05How long you been up here lady, oh sometime now, you know
01:17:09I tried numbering the puppies
01:17:12But mrs. Morton soon put a stop to that. Uh, who's she?
01:17:17It's a he actually
01:17:18He's just a very friendly kind of soap. Oh
01:17:22Uh, I just remembered I gotta go. Oh, you can't leave now you flaming cyclops
01:17:28No massive sausages coming through the walls
01:17:31Squeezing through like house muffins. What am I gonna do with them? I don't know
01:17:37What's your thinking on that?
01:17:39You could take a chance do a big dance if you're heading for france and you're on their pants
01:17:45I've never been very light on my feet. Well, whose fault is that? Yeah pebble toad blanket twister my fault my fault
01:17:52I'll give you one more chance to count to 11. If you're not done by the time I get to 12
01:17:58I'll give you one more chance to count to 11. You got it
01:18:01Uh, okay. Okay
01:18:05One two three four
01:18:12Five six seven eight
01:18:18What
01:18:20What just happened lady
01:18:25Oh boy
01:18:29I can't stand it. I can't stand it. I tell you I did it
01:18:33I did it and i'm not unglad I killed them killed them all
01:18:37Murdered them while they were sleeping unless they were awake in which case I killed them then
01:18:45Feel better quite
01:18:47Wow, we're all going house patty
01:18:50Yes, it's like being caught in some confined space with a maniac on the loose
01:18:58The witch sarah cameron, no, no, that's not a witch
01:19:07Wizard jane, who are you hiding?
01:19:19Help
01:19:21Hello
01:19:26Archie she got loose
01:19:28Oh, no
01:19:30Poor archie. He was only helping me protect her. Someone must have found out and killed him protect who?
01:19:37Yeah
01:19:38I picked it up for safekeeping after seton was killed
01:19:43How do you like that come on we gotta find her
01:19:50So
01:20:00Uh, who are you
01:20:02The cavendish strangler, who are you the cavender phantom though? I prefer a phantom of cavendor. It has a better ring to it
01:20:09Ha ha ha
01:20:15Why are we laughing I don't know want to join forces, okay
01:20:39Can you make this up i'm trying to read the tiny letters on the handle thought it might be the murder weapon
01:20:51And so
01:20:53Thinking he was the only one in the room
01:20:56nobby
01:20:57takes his trousers off and
01:21:00I say
01:21:01Where did everyone go?
01:21:04Anyway, nobby didn't know that the rest of us had
01:21:09I say
01:21:11Who are you?
01:21:13I'm the conductor come to punch your silly ticket
01:21:17Who do you think I am? You great bundle of hedge clippers you
01:21:22You're the witch
01:21:23Sarah cavender you stupid ball of twine. You would think that you noseless pincushion
01:21:29Come here and let me lance your imaginary boils before the show starts
01:21:34Yeah
01:21:36Stay back stay back. I tell you
01:21:38How can I stay back when i'm still coming at you you remorseless little collie trainer?
01:21:43Stand still you budgie-faced billiard pancier
01:21:47I only want to pinch your cheeks
01:21:50You soft-bellied ring tosser
01:21:56That's a shame
01:22:01I just wanted my 25 cents
01:22:07Is that so much
01:22:10It doesn't seem like it look
01:22:16Ah, he just fainted oh
01:22:19Boy, that sounds good. You guys mind if I try that? We don't have time
01:22:22We have to find it before the phantom does but where would the phantom hole up?
01:22:26the secret chamber
01:22:27I told you not at the same time makes me queasy
01:22:30All right, we're gonna look down there. You see if you can find happy. Come on you. Hey
01:22:36You
01:22:38Which is not to say there isn't a great responsibility because there is
01:22:42Just knowing ban-ban the elephant new carries an enormous weight with it. Why did you kidnap her again?
01:22:48I thought she posed a danger given her powers. No, i'm, sorry. I did
01:22:53Nice secret lair, by the way. Thank you. I'm thinking of adding a couch nice
01:23:00Stop phantom stop phantom
01:23:07Stop right there
01:23:09One more step and i'll blow this entire house and everyone in this entire house sky high like famish jr
01:23:15I might have known he means it
01:23:17Sebastian fernmore, I might have known. Yes, and we're allied now plus we've joined forces and we have this rather spiffy lair
01:23:25Only it isn't sebastian, is it? You are roca santachow alias the cavendish strangler
01:23:31How did you know you said your nickname was so-so same as all the victims
01:23:35You couldn't stand for anyone else to have your name who knew the cabinet moors would be lousy with so-so's you killed sebastian shortly
01:23:41After you escaped then took her place even staging your own kidnapping. Did you really?
01:23:46That's marvelous
01:23:48Once I found out sebastian would inherit
01:23:51I sought to kill her
01:23:53Little knowing rogue had already done that and anyone else that might get in the way of the fortune. Yes, and together
01:23:58We've eliminated all of them
01:24:00uh
01:24:01All of them except one
01:24:03The most important one the one that jane and archie protected these many years
01:24:10I sinus cavender, etc, etc as a denim to my last will and testament hereby correct the following
01:24:16The estate and all the monies will go to my mad daughter. Thessaly who really can't help if she's mad
01:24:21Which makes me feel better about myself as a loathsome human being
01:24:26When I heard about the letter I knew sinus cavender had changed his mind and I simply had to have it as did I
01:24:32We need that letter and we need thessaly deliver them both or there shall be grave consequences. I assure you
01:24:41Not another step I warn you i've never been afraid of blowing up
01:24:46What do you think you're doing burling your great baggage claim?
01:24:50Thessaly no, no thessaly. No, no, no get back you you horrible mad person. You don't know what you're about
01:25:07I'm finished
01:25:09Oh
01:25:13Gee hi everybody. I wondered where everybody got to
01:25:16Watch out ray
01:25:18Not ray
01:25:19Bax trembley special investigator or si as we're often referred to we've had this house under observation for quite some time now
01:25:26But you needed to wait for a bunch of people to get killed exactly
01:25:30Having those people killed was the best thing that could have happened to our case. It really solidified it
01:25:35stand back
01:25:37No one takes the cabinet of strangler alive. No one I warn you i'll do it. Oh you kidding sister. You won't use those things
01:26:01Geez she really did it
01:26:04I hate these big tweezers
01:26:15That's 35 cents and change it's mine
01:26:33Night I don't really know who is
01:26:46Ripping news the bridge is fixed what well give old burling my regards won't you crack a jack time that was
01:26:54Oh, sorry
01:26:57I forgot well pip pip
01:27:03I must say this has been very entertaining
01:27:08Thank you
01:27:09Bye. Bye now
01:27:11Come along
01:27:24Oh, hey, thank you for your help mrs cup cupboard. Oh, that's all right
01:27:28Did you know gunny gunny love cakes knew everything would turn out okay the whole time but deliberately didn't say anything
01:27:35He was just having some fun with us
01:27:39That imp
01:27:46I want to thank you both for your help without it. I might never have cracked this case. Well, so long you two
01:27:52You
01:27:54That was my ray voice I couldn't resist showing you how it's done well, goodbye
01:28:02Golly was that magic gee stop dazzling us and you like that guy claiming my scoop your scoop saying wait a second
01:28:10Pally, I figured this you figured why I had the whole thing in a bag. Well, you're halfway, right?
01:28:13Oh, why I ought to you can try I know a way to get you to share my byline
01:28:17Marry me are you pitching? Well, maybe yeah. Well, I accept how do you like that? I like it fine
01:28:33Are you two still here?
01:28:35What are you waiting on another murder? Yeah cow pinching knuckle knockers
01:28:41Yeah, I think i'll go into radio
01:28:43That'll be fun
01:28:45Try hoots mental sandwiches if it's in your head, it's a hoot
01:28:56How's the cab happy coming like a comb well, you got your 35 cents it was all worth it, wasn't it?
01:29:00Oh, it was worth it pal. Turns out. I left the meter running you owe me 87
01:29:0642 cents
01:29:08Look, i'll make a deal with you. You drive us back into town and we'll call the whole thing square
01:29:12Huh now you're using your brain
01:29:19I knew i'd get the better of that guy sooner or later
01:29:24Say here we'll give it one more try jeans. You're dragging us back
01:29:43I don't
01:29:59At least it's neat and clean
01:30:12So
01:30:42So
01:31:12So
01:31:42So
01:32:12So
01:32:42So
01:33:12You