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00:00Now, the audience has been waiting for a long time.
00:03So, let's make them wait for a little longer.
00:04Yes, of course.
00:05We'll tell them more about you.
00:06It's all God's grace.
00:09Sir, you've travelled the world.
00:11Have you ever seen a polar bear?
00:14Have you ever seen a reed?
00:15The one that is snow-covered.
00:16No, I haven't seen that.
00:17Obviously. Obviously.
00:18I've seen it sitting right in front of me.
00:22Mr. Agha, it's 12.45.
00:23You told me that you'll cut a cauliflower's flower
00:25and make it for me.
00:26But it's 12.45 now.
00:28You told me that you'll cut a cauliflower's flower
00:30and make it for me.
00:32Okay, when you know that whatever they want to do
00:34they have to do it at 12.45,
00:36why don't you give them a five-minute reminder?
00:39No, I have to tell them at 12.45.
00:41Why don't you keep it in your mind?
00:42No, I'll keep it in my mind.
00:44Bottle.
00:45Bottle. Biscuit Bottle.
00:46What?
00:47Hello.
00:48Biscuit Bottle.
00:49Who is it?
00:50Biscuit Bottle.
00:51Hello.
00:52What's this?
00:53Biscuit Bottle.
00:54Biscuit Bottle.
00:55Biscuit Bottle.
00:56Biscuit Bottle.
00:57Biscuit Bottle.
00:59Hello, brother.
01:00Where are you?
01:03I'm here for work.
01:03What kind of work is this?
01:06The show is going on, the TV is playing.
01:08Get out of here.
01:09You're sitting in your room.
01:10You're sitting here. Come here.
01:11Sir, you know what?
01:13What kind of business is this?
01:14Sir, we used to sell chips and bottles in Salmiya.
01:18Okay.
01:19Now Salmiya has become new.
01:21They don't let us grow.
01:23Okay.
01:23So, I thought your show is a bit entertaining.
01:25We'll need it here.
01:26So, I brought it here.
01:28You sell it during the interval, not during the film.
01:31The show is going on.
01:32What kind of a fool are you?
01:34Do you think this is a cinema?
01:35Mr. Agha is sitting here.
01:37Do you think this is a King Kong?
01:41Okay, listen.
01:42I understand your problem.
01:43Yes.
01:44But you should sell it in the market.
01:46Sir, we sell it in the market.
01:47The committee members buy it.
01:49We don't sell it in the market.
01:50I think you're getting old with the bottles.
01:52You've become old.
01:54By the way, there's less soda in this.
01:57Okay, you sell it in the market.
01:58We'll open it for you.
02:04Go now.
02:05The show is being recorded. Come later.
02:07Don't you have interval in your show?
02:08No, we don't have interval.
02:09Okay, we'll buy all this.
02:11Let us do the show now. Go.
02:12Do the interval or buy it. I'll go.
02:14Should I arrange an interval for your six bottles?
02:17Don't you want to do the interval in the show?
02:19There's no interval in the show.
02:20There's interval in the films.
02:21You should do it.
02:23There are many good films.
02:24You should do it.
02:26What's in your bottle?
02:28This is the second bottle.
02:29This is the second bottle.
02:30This is the third bottle.
02:32This is the fourth bottle.
02:33This is the fifth bottle.
02:34If it was the sixth bottle, I would've bought it.
02:38Okay, tell me.
02:39Yes.
02:40In which films do you sell it?
02:41Sir, I sell it in Gulistan.
02:43In Metropole.
02:45I sell it in all the films.
02:47He sells it in all the films.
02:50May God bless Mr. Sultan Rai.
02:53Wow.
02:53He used to buy bottles during the off-time.
02:56May God bless Mr. Sultan Rai.
02:59Wow.
03:00May God bless Mr. Wahid Murad.
03:02May God bless Mr. Umar Sharif.
03:04May God bless Mr. Haji Alwela.
03:07When he..
03:08I think you still have something alive in you.
03:12I used to earn a good amount of money.
03:14Yes.
03:15Now that I'm in the digital scene,
03:17they don't let me grow.
03:19You need to change your business.
03:20Is this what you want to sell?
03:21No, ma'am.
03:22I've learned this skill from my past work.
03:25He's holding it in his neck as if it's a hammer.
03:28Sir, it's like a key.
03:29No one can break it.
03:30Break it.
03:31Look at him.
03:33He's not breaking the glass.
03:34He's dancing.
03:38Tell me how much you've earned so far.
03:40Tell her.
03:41Tell her.
03:41You've started a business.
03:43I can feed my kids.
03:45How much have you earned?
03:46Yes.
03:46I've earned six bottles.
03:48You've earned six bottles too.
03:51The sound of this hammer..
03:54Yes.
03:54Whenever it's sold in the market, it makes a great sound.
03:58Yes.
03:59It's a lemon soda.
04:00Isn't this one?
04:01No, it's a ceramic one.
04:03Mr. Rai opens it like this.
04:13Wow!
04:14That's enough.
04:15Don't do that.
04:18That's enough.
04:19Don't do that.
04:20That's enough.
04:22He's emptied the entire magazine of his business.
04:25He flies home every day.
04:29Mr. Kesar.
04:30What is it, Mr. Kesar?
04:31I've opened six bottles.
04:32You must have opened them. What can I do?
04:34You're the one who says it's fun.
04:36Be thankful that you've opened six bottles for the first time.
04:40He's a selfish man.
04:41How?
04:42He has his own business everywhere.
04:44Okay, I'll take this from you.
04:47I'll buy this from you.
04:48Sir, Rs. 600.
04:49I'll give you Rs. 600.
04:50I'll buy all the bottles and drink them.
04:52Let me finish my show.
04:54You sit here. Sit comfortably.
04:55Okay, if you don't have money, can you use a card?
04:58Do you have a machine or something?
05:00Those who don't have a card, it's my total business.
05:08I'll sit here. I'm tired.
05:10Mr. Rai's films were three minutes long.
05:13Okay, sit down.
05:14Yes.
05:15Can I say something?
05:16What?
05:17My entire business is in front of my eyes.
05:21There's a man who has a sweet shop in Chhape.
05:23He went home to take care of his sister.
05:26He said his sister had a shop.
05:30Yes, dear.
05:31Greetings.
05:32Greetings.
05:34My name is Laiba Noor.
05:35Yes, Laiba.
05:36I want to recite a poem.
05:37Give it to me.
05:38I'll recite it for you.
05:39Yes, Laiba.
05:40I want to recite a poem.
05:42Give it to me.
05:42I don't know why I trust you so much.
05:45Why is your thought so beautiful?
05:48I've heard that the pain of friendship is very sweet.
05:51If I don't talk to you, tears come out of my eyes.
05:54Why are my tears so salty?
05:56Wow!
05:58Wow!
05:59Very nice.
06:00Wow!
06:01Has anyone ever told you to open six bottles in your life?
06:04No.
06:05Then why did uncle open it today?
06:07Yes, dear.
06:08Greetings.
06:09Greetings.
06:09My name is Abdullah Khawar and I want to recite a poem for you.
06:12Wow!
06:13Recite it.
06:13How is this existence, O God?
06:15What happened to your love?
06:18Not even four thorns have pricked you.
06:20All your intentions have changed.
06:21Wow!
06:22Wow!
06:23Wow!
06:24Wow!
06:25Wow!
06:26Wow!
06:27Wow!
06:27Very nice.
06:29Next.
06:29Greetings, sir.
06:30Greetings.
06:31Sir, my name is Abdur Zahak.
06:33Okay.
06:34And I have come from the district of Okara.
06:37Do you know that Mr. Saleem is also from Okara?
06:39Yes, I know.
06:39I know.
06:42Mr. Saleem.
06:43Yes.
06:43Listen carefully.
06:44Yes, Mr. Anak Lal.
06:45The one whom we were madly in love with.
06:49Wow!
06:50Wow!
06:51Wow!
06:52The one whom we were madly in love with.
06:53The one whom we love more than our life.
06:57The one whom we were madly in love with.
07:01Wow!
07:01He was a friend, but he died of poverty.
07:03Wow!
07:05Wow!
07:07He is a poet, but he died of poverty.
07:09I will recite a couplet.
07:09No, I won't.
07:13Next.
07:13Very nice.
07:14Very nice.
07:15Yes.
07:17He is from Depalpur.
07:18He is the one who messaged me.
07:21Yes.
07:22Greetings.
07:22Greetings.
07:23I am Malik Majid from Multan.
07:25Are you from Multan?
07:26Yes.
07:27I am going to take Mr. Agha.
07:29I want to recite a poem.
07:31Go ahead.
07:32I am worried, she is sad.
07:34This love has grown.
07:37She has asked for the last wish.
07:39And I have loved too.
07:41She has..
07:42I don't have anything of my own.
07:44I have cursed someone too.
07:46Wow!
07:47I love you so much.
07:50As much as I have cursed a woman.
07:52Wow!
07:53What did you get by making me fall?
07:55This world has fallen before me.
07:57Wow!
07:58Very nice.
07:59Did you write this?
08:00No, I read it from my mobile.
08:02Someone has written this.
08:05Who has written this?
08:06Muzdeem Khan.
08:07Return this to him.
08:09He has written it while sitting here.
08:12What do you do?
08:13I study B.S. Optometry.
08:14You study so much.
08:16He should know what this is.
08:19Yes, dear.
08:19Greetings.
08:20Greetings.
08:21My name is Habibai and I am from Okara.
08:23Today I will recite a funny poetry.
08:25Wow!
08:25Wow!
08:27The girl who has created a fire in my heart.
08:30Her name is Allah.
08:32Wow!
08:33Wow!
08:34I have kept Allah. He is Allah.
08:36Maybe Allah has made him for me.
08:39Wow!
08:40It is said that what is kept is useful.
08:42That is why we have also kept it.
08:45You have made me sleepless at night.
08:48Why have you kept it?
08:50You have kept it from someone else.
08:52Wow!
08:53Wow!
08:54Wow!
08:56Amazing!
08:56Amazing!
08:57Very good.
08:59Yes, dear.
08:59Greetings.
09:01Greetings.
09:01My name is Aram Khalil.
09:04I have come from Rimia Khan.
09:07Your program is very good.
09:10Thank you.
09:10Make a picture.
09:12We will make a lot of pictures with you.
09:15Do you want me to make a picture with you right now?
09:17Yes.
09:18Okay, I have come.
09:19Here is the applause.
09:20Wow!
09:21Very good.
09:23Come, dear.
09:26Look here.
09:27Look here.
09:31Here you go.
09:32Yay!
09:33Yay!
09:37Okay, dear.

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