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00:00Friends, you must have noticed in the homes that the elders, many times, call their grandsons,

00:05granddaughters, grandsons, granddaughters to themselves a lot.

00:09They tell them to sit with them.

00:11Sometimes they take them in their lap, sometimes they tease them.

00:14When you see that they are stopping them a lot and they try to escape somehow,

00:19and the children want to run away and play or do mischief somewhere.

00:23When you note this, then you remember that this is a scream, this is a voice,

00:29this is a request from the elders.

00:32They need your time.

00:35They need your company.

00:37You remember that when you are young, what do the parents do?

00:41They take you in their lap for hours and sit with you.

00:43You can't even talk to them.

00:45They just get happy looking at your face.

00:48So when old age comes, they expect the same thing from you.

00:52And they want you to sit with them for a few minutes.

00:55So note this.

00:56When they do this a lot, spend a lot of time with them.

01:00Because in your life, these moments are the most important.

01:04And you will realize this when you grow old.

01:07Before we move on to our drama, I want to give you a message today.

01:12We have decided that before this 14th of August,

01:15we should do something that is a great thing.

01:18Our mother earth needs to be planted trees on her chest.

01:25The coming time is going to be very difficult due to global warming.

01:30And we can solve the problem of our mother earth.

01:34It is a very small task.

01:35Keep planting trees.

01:37As much as you can, before this 14th of August,

01:40and make it your home for the rest of your life.

01:43Wherever you get a place, wherever you get a chance,

01:46even if you don't get it, plant as many trees as you can.

01:50Come, with this message, let's take you to the cave of an imposter.

01:54And let's see what he is doing these days.

01:56Who knows the secrets of the heart?

01:59Only I know or my God knows.

02:01Who knows the secrets of the heart?

02:03What is Saturday?

02:06But he is not that Amir Baba.

02:08He is our disciple. I am his senior.

02:11Really?

02:12Yes.

02:13I have accepted him.

02:14Reason?

02:15He is shouting from there.

02:16He is our disciple.

02:19You have 2.5 lakh disciples in acceptance?

02:21Yes.

02:22In acceptance, I don't think there were so many people in the last 10 years.

02:25How many are there? You tell me.

02:27There must be around 25,000-30,000 people.

02:29I told you, I have done research.

02:32Okay, what happened to him?

02:33You were teaching him just now.

02:34What?

02:35That who is the imposter of the heart?

02:36What is this mantra?

02:38There is one mantra.

02:39Believe me.

02:40The ones who don't have relations.

02:42Yes.

02:43This is that mantra.

02:44You got married.

02:45What will we do by getting married?

02:46We are not serving people.

02:48You are not serving people.

02:49This is the most powerful business.

02:51You don't have to do anything.

02:52Your client will come to you.

02:55He is your believer.

02:57He has become loyal.

02:58You don't have to issue any loyalty cards.

03:00Brother, you are sitting here.

03:02You are educated.

03:03You have done research.

03:04I am not a beggar.

03:05I have been in the grave for 3 months.

03:07Why have you been in the grave for 3 months?

03:09I have been in the grave since 1994.

03:13You are saying that we have been sitting here for a long time.

03:14Yes.

03:15We are not imposters.

03:16We have been sitting here for 1.5-1.5 hours.

03:19What did he say?

03:20He said, pray to God.

03:21I am leaving.

03:22I am leaving.

03:30Greetings, sir.

03:31Greetings.

03:32How are you?

03:33I am fine.

03:34Come and sit in front of me.

03:35Do you have any manners?

03:38Sir, I had been here for 1.5 hours.

03:41Sir, we have brought a problem for you.

03:44What kind of deep cleaning is done with this duster?

03:47Our elders gave it to us.

03:49We bought it with our hard earned money.

03:50We bought it with our hard earned money.

03:53Everything is done.

03:55Everything is done.

04:00Sir, I request you to go out of the house.

04:03Go out with your friends.

04:04Go with your friends.

04:05No matter what caste you belong to.

04:06You have no respect.

04:07How many kids do you have?

04:08I have 8 kids.

04:09Don't you have any respect?

04:12It's okay.

04:13I will give you the money.

04:14Okay, sir.

04:15Your wife, your brother-in-law, your husband,

04:18your friends will look for you.

04:20Okay, sir.

04:22Sir, my father-in-law has passed away.

04:24Okay.

04:25My brother-in-law is our shareholder.

04:27Okay.

04:28Listen to me.

04:29I want my brother-in-law to be a shareholder.

04:32But he shouldn't touch me.

04:34Don't worry.

04:35Your brother-in-law won't touch you.

04:37He will beg you.

04:38Okay.

04:39He will beg you.

04:40I will talk to him.

04:41Really?

04:42Yes.

04:43Okay, sir.

04:44That's it.

04:45Cheep Takhtam Pukht Kadimba.

04:46Hurl Hurl Shakshimba.

04:48You have a younger brother?

04:49Majeed.

04:50Look at Majeed.

04:52Where does he live?

04:53He lives in the village.

04:54He lives in the village.

04:56What does he do there?

04:57He has made a den there.

04:59What does he do in the den?

05:00He keeps a hundred men there.

05:03He beats someone.

05:05He beats someone.

05:06He beats someone.

05:07He beats someone.

05:08We are talking about him.

05:09What does the other one do?

05:11What's his name?

05:12Zahid.

05:13What does Zahid do?

05:14He has killed two of his grandsons in jail.

05:19What does Zahid do?

05:20Zahid does the same.

05:22Then you will have to beg him.

05:25Babaji, you know what I want?

05:27Yes.

05:28I want a Jinn type

05:30who will possess me.

05:32Okay.

05:33I want to take whatever I want from that Jinn.

05:35I want to say yes or yes.

05:37I want to say no or no.

05:38Yes, we can do that.

05:40You tell me

05:41that you are a sleeveless fan.

05:42You are a sleeveless fan.

05:43We have seen you all the time.

05:44But still, your arms are up to here.

05:46But your arms are down there.

05:47What's the reason for that?

05:48The reason is that

05:49when I go somewhere to perform a ritual

05:50I go on a motorcycle.

05:55Greetings, Babaji.

05:56Greetings.

05:57It's me.

05:58Sit down.

05:59Sit down, son.

06:00Sit down.

06:03What's the matter?

06:04Babaji, I want you to perform a ritual

06:06so that my man comes under my control.

06:08Then we will give you

06:09an obedient man from here.

06:13Hey!

06:14Move aside.

06:15What's your name?

06:16Jiya.

06:17Jiya Puri.

06:20I have given you this Puri.

06:21Yes.

06:22I have started washing your clothes.

06:23I am going to put it in the machine.

06:24The clothes will get dirty.

06:26Just wait and watch how I do it.

06:28He washes the clothes.

06:29Here.

06:30Put the Puri on Babaji's face.

06:33I am going to give you a new Puri.

06:37It doesn't have a shower.

06:38It has a sound.

06:40I am going to put it on his face

06:42and wash his clothes.

06:44Babaji, he is the one who presses the clothes.

06:47Why don't you tell us the mantra?

06:53After all these things

06:54you still think that he is not obedient.

06:58Babaji, I am afraid

06:59that he might get married again.

07:00The amount of work he is doing

07:02can't be done by two people.

07:06Here, Jiya.

07:08What is this, Babaji?

07:09This is just…

07:11You can keep it here.

07:12There are wheels here as well.

07:15Go.

07:16Thank you, Babaji.

07:17You are welcome.

07:21I didn't bring you to your husband.

07:22I brought you to the court as well.

07:23You will have to clean up here as well.

07:27Babaji, please.

07:28Please do something for Jinnah.

07:30Bring Jinnah's bottles from the back.

07:33Baba, I have given two bottles of Jinnah.

07:35Do you know how dangerous it is?

07:37How will Jinnah handle it?

07:38There is a shield on this bottle.

07:39This is an 8000 year old Jinnah.

07:42Now see which Jinnah will come in front of you.

07:44Greetings, Babaji.

07:45The Jinnah you bought will not come back.

07:48Greetings.

07:49Please have a seat.

07:50Babaji, please save me from getting ruined.

07:52Babaji, this is my grocery shop.

07:54It doesn't work.

07:55Did you make it?

07:56Yes, I made it.

07:57Then why don't you get it to work?

07:59Babaji, my shop doesn't work.

08:01The store next door

08:02is making a lot of noise.

08:04I get Rs. 21 per ounce from my shop.

08:06Oh.

08:07There is nothing better than this.

08:08Babaji, you are sitting here.

08:09Let me sit in your shop.

08:12My son is so naive.

08:13He doesn't know anything.

08:14He just flies around the house.

08:16Tell me, uncle.

08:17Babaji, you smell like flies.

08:23Oh, my.

08:24Put this under the tea pot.

08:26Babaji, I didn't put it there.

08:27Yes, put it there.

08:28Why?

08:29Come on, put it on my face.

08:32Put it on my face.

08:33Put it on my face.

08:35Put it on my face.

08:38Do you have sugar?

08:39No, I don't have sugar.

08:40Then why do flies sit on your wounds?

08:44Do you have gram flour?

08:45No, I don't have gram flour.

08:46Do you have cumin seeds?

08:47No, I don't have cumin seeds.

08:48Do you have any spices?

08:49No, I don't have spices.

08:50Then why don't you get it to work?

08:57That's why you thought

08:58that instead of coming to Babaji

08:59you should keep your stuff in the shop.

09:01Babaji, if a customer comes,

09:02I'll get him some lentils.

09:03If a customer comes with rice,

09:04I'll get him rice.

09:06If all the customers come,

09:07I'll shut down the shop

09:08and get it to work again.

09:11Did you make the shop yesterday?

09:12No.

09:13Two brothers made it together.

09:14Where's the other one?

09:15He's sitting at the shop.

09:16I didn't want to close the shop.

09:18I'll give you the money.

09:19I'll keep the brothers at the centre.

09:20Thank you very much, Babaji.

09:21Babaji, will the shop work now?

09:23It's so light,

09:24how can it work at night?

09:27That's it, Babaji.

09:28I don't want any loss in the business.

09:29Son, there's no loss

09:30in your business.

09:32No, no, no.

09:33As much as you have money,

09:34you should at least get

09:35four or five locks.

09:37Son, if I give you the money,

09:38there won't be any loss.

09:39There will be customers

09:40who will have to come

09:41from such a long distance.

09:43Yes, uncle.

09:44Come forward.

09:45Come forward, my son.

09:47Babaji, I've come to you

09:48for four times.

09:49I've put Rs. 40,000

09:50in your pocket.

09:52What's your request?

09:53Sir, I've come here

09:54because of the committee.

09:55Babaji, to do something like this,

09:57the committee has to come.

09:58The committee has to come.

10:00What's the committee's size?

10:01Rs. 55,000, sir.

10:03So, you've put Rs. 40,000

10:04in Babaji's pocket.

10:06If you had put Rs. 15,000 more,

10:07the committee would've come.

10:09The committee won't come.

10:10Where did you get it from?

10:11Yes, Babaji.

10:12I got it from Mahi Bagho.

10:13Mahi Bagho.

10:14She doesn't get a committee.

10:15Whenever she gets one,

10:16it's Mahi who gets one.

10:17I brought her back three times.

10:19Why did you put the committee?

10:20Sir, I wanted to start a business.

10:22Sir, the one who has a job,

10:23after a month,

10:24after 15 days,

10:25they cut it, sir.

10:26They cut it, sir.

10:27What kind of experience do you have?

10:28What job did you do?

10:30Sir, when I finished my studies,

10:32thank God,

10:33I got a job in a big factory.

10:35Oh, wow.

10:36What kind of factory was it?

10:37A factory to pack seeds.

10:40After completing my education,

10:41I went to the right place.

10:44Because even after doing this,

10:45I got an M.A. in Bidiology.

10:49Sir, you're laughing

10:50because it's a job.

10:52Farmers don't get married.

10:53They don't complete their education.

10:54They don't complete their education.

10:55If an industry is thriving,

10:57then it's a wedding industry.

10:58It's a wedding industry.

10:59Sir, I..

11:00That's why the packing is like this.

11:01Believe me,

11:02I don't want to open it.

11:04Sir, I was the production GM there.

11:08He used to see

11:09that a package is not enough.

11:13The quality of the coconut

11:14that you keep in it

11:15is not good.

11:16No, no, sister.

11:17The job of the coconut

11:18was of my boss.

11:19Okay, tell me,

11:20why are there only two cashews in it?

11:22The cashews

11:23were selected

11:24under the custody of the CEO.

11:26He kept it in his pocket.

11:27He didn't keep it in the factory.

11:28He kept it in his pocket.

11:31Even the nameplate of the CEO

11:32had two cashews on it.

11:35Okay, what exactly did you do?

11:37Sister, my job description was

11:39that I used to hold the envelope

11:40to my boss

11:41and used to throw it

11:42in front of the candle.

11:44He does this work.

11:45He does this work with love.

11:46He has been thrown

11:47in front of him three to four times.

11:49Tell me,

11:50the honey that is applied

11:51on the almonds in Bid

11:52why are they so hard?

11:53They break with difficulty.

11:54It depends on the quality.

11:56The almonds that we had

11:57Abdul Wahid's almonds

11:58Yes, yes.

11:59Very good almonds.

12:00Very good.

12:01The CEO kept them

12:02under his own custody.

12:04He only loves them.

12:08So, what happened in the factory today?

12:09The production was going on

12:10very well, sir.

12:11Yes, yes.

12:12The production

12:13of the honey will be amazing.

12:14Yes.

12:15I did a week

12:16I would say

12:17I did a week

12:18of 18-18 packs.

12:22Very good.

12:23There was a product

12:24that was being cut

12:25or it would have been

12:26extinguished.

12:28I used to do this.

12:29It would have been extinguished.

12:30Okay, okay.

12:31So, after a month

12:32they cut it.

12:33Then I thought

12:34I am trapped

12:35in the wrong place.

12:36Okay.

12:37I will start my own business.

12:38Okay.

12:39What did you do?

12:40The truth of Bid.

12:41What?

12:42To pack Bid.

12:44He has just thrown

12:45the candles

12:46on the pan.

12:49What are you doing

12:50sitting here?

12:51Brother,

12:52that girl has told me

12:53to give you my life.

12:54I will give you your life.

12:55Don't cry.

12:56Here is the Bid.

12:57Okay.

12:58When your mother

12:59starts cutting the candles

13:00Yes, yes.

13:01Ask her to come

13:02to your place.

13:03Brother,

13:04I have already given

13:05five names.

13:06How many are there in total?

13:0727.

13:08There are two candles left.

13:09Yes.

13:10How many are yours?

13:11I have two.

13:12Give it to me.

13:13You won't get any.

13:15Take this.

13:16Yes.

13:17Take this Bid

13:18and keep it at home

13:19or else

13:20Go.

13:21Okay.

13:22Go, go, go.

13:24Oh, God!

13:25Leave me alone.

13:26Give me my chain.

13:27I will go.

13:28What will you do?

13:29Give me my gift.

13:31Gift.

13:42What is this?

13:44Give me some more.

13:45I will give it to the kids.

13:47Give me the chain.

13:48Why are you standing here?

13:51Take it home.

13:52Oh, God!

13:53Keep it away from the kids.

13:54Okay.

13:55Okay?

13:56Father, the chain is dangerous.

13:58It is very dangerous.

13:59Is there any precaution?

14:00There is a precaution.

14:01Don't tell anyone.

14:02Okay, father.

14:03That's it.

14:04How do I put it on?

14:05When you want to put it on

14:06put it on your chest.

14:07Okay.

14:08Put it on your mouth

14:09like this.

14:10Okay, okay.

14:11When the air is over

14:12the chain will be inside you.

14:13Oh, yes.

14:14Yes.

14:15Oh, God!

14:16Are you scared?

14:17You will be scared.

14:18Don't worry.

14:20Oh, God!

14:23Oh, God!

14:26Oh, God!

14:27I am ruined.

14:31Can you see?

14:32I am ruined.

14:33I am ruined.

14:34I am ruined.

14:35My younger brother

14:37is like a jinn inside him.

14:39Jinn?

14:41He is like a jinn

14:42inside me.

14:43I am ruined.

14:44I am ruined.

14:45I am ruined.

14:47He is very dangerous.

14:48He is very dangerous.

14:49He is a jinn.

14:50What do you call him?

14:51He is sick.

14:52Take him to the hospital

14:53immediately.

14:54I think

14:55he is a jinn.

14:56Take him to the hospital.

14:57I don't know.

14:58Bring him here.

14:59Bring him here.

15:00Mr. Haroon, he has

15:01sprained his arms and legs

15:02and his eyes are swollen.

15:03You must remember

15:04that we had talked

15:05about this in detail

15:06that there are many types

15:07of epilepsy.

15:08Yes.

15:09Most of them are similar.

15:10And he seems to be

15:11having a grand mal.

15:12Take him to the hospital

15:13immediately.

15:14Take him to the hospital

15:15immediately.

15:16Really?

15:17Yes.

15:18I am taking him to the hospital.

15:19Take him to the hospital.

15:20No.

15:21No, take him to the hospital.

15:22Take him to the hospital.

15:23Take him to the hospital.

15:24Who are you?

15:25I am Jinn.

15:26I am Jinn.

15:27I am Jinn.

15:28Listen.

15:29It sounds

15:30like a voice

15:31from a cave.

15:32Yes.

15:33You talk about a cave.

15:34You talk about a cave.

15:35Here,

15:36all around

15:37there is fat.

15:38there is fat.

15:39There is fat.

15:40There is fat.

15:41There is fat.

15:42Get lost.

15:43I told you

15:44where you came from.

15:46Where?

15:47Where?

15:48Open your mouth.

15:49Where are you from?

15:51I forgot

15:52where I am from.

15:55Tell me

15:56where are you from.

15:57Can you tell me your location?

15:58I came in

15:59and went inside

16:00a cave.

16:01Go to

16:02the Guru.

16:03Go to the Guru.

16:04Some queen

16:05is cheating me.

16:06Some queen is cheating me.

16:07I am coming to

16:08Lucknow.

16:09I am coming to Lucknow.

16:10Can you tell me

16:11any sign?

16:12My feet

16:13He's on his stomach.

16:14Can you eat a potato or a cauliflower and come forward?

16:19Get up! Get up, will you?

16:22You have a genie in you.

16:25Are you a maize stalker or a maize stalker?

16:27I can't get down from the top of a maize stalk.

16:31Are you a small intestine or a big one?

16:33His small intestine is also very big.

16:37Okay, can you do one thing for me?

16:38No, no.

16:44How will you eat it, you big intestine?

16:46I can't eat it because women have taken it.

16:49Can you hide in the soil?

16:52The soil is very far from where I am.

16:54How dare you come close to me?

16:58I won't come close to you.

17:00Come on, bring it.

17:02Okay.

17:02Come on, I'll hit you.

17:03Hey, get up.

17:05I'll break your bones.

17:09Yes, yes, open your mouth.

17:11Open your mouth.

17:12Where are you, big intestine?

17:15Hey, where are you?

17:17I'm coming, I think the moon is shining in the sky.

17:20Not the sky, come to the place where the light is coming from.

17:25Yes, where are you?

17:27I'm here.

17:29Hey, are you the one in the green clothes?

17:31Yes, it's me.

17:32Give me your hand.

17:33Okay, I'll give you my hand.

17:34Hey, come on.

17:36He's here.

17:38Come on.

17:41He's dead.

17:45What happened?

17:46What happened?

17:47Sir, such a big body.

17:49Inside this man?

17:50Yes.

17:51I've crossed the rivers of chickpeas.

17:54I've crossed the jungle of naan.

17:57I've crossed the glasses of buttermilk.

18:01There are rivers of beans inside this man.

18:06There are mountains of mutton inside him.

18:11Yes.

18:13I've crossed the mountains of mutton.

18:15Then?

18:16And there was a beef market ahead.

18:19I've crossed that and there were 10 roads of live chickens.

18:26One day I slipped from the rocks of potatoes.

18:29The bread was stuck to my feet.

18:34So, did you enjoy it? Why did you go inside?

18:36I didn't go inside on my own.

18:38Then?

18:39I was having breakfast of chickpeas in the morning.

18:42Okay.

18:42He brought burki and he brought me along with him.

18:46Sir, sir.

18:48What happened?

18:48I've committed a big sin.

18:49What happened?

18:50Sir, I was going on a motorcycle.

18:51Okay.

18:52I got into an accident.

18:54I got stuck in a shop.

18:56I've lost my chain.

18:59May your food get spoiled.

19:01Oh.

19:01I've lost my chain all my life.

19:05This is not an accident.

19:06I haven't lost a single motorcycle.

19:07Tell me the truth.

19:10I won't lie to you.

19:12Tell me.

19:13The chicken pulao was delicious.

19:17The aroma was amazing.

19:19I was a little sad.

19:22The rice was hot.

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