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00:00In today's break, we have a scientist with us and he has brought his robot with him.

00:05Let's talk to him and see what he is doing.

00:07Assalam-o-Alaikum.

00:08Wa-Alaikum-Salam.

00:09Introduce yourself.

00:10I am a scientist.

00:12I have a Ph.D. on Artificial Intelligence.

00:16What do you mean by a Ph.D.?

00:17Dropout, Dropout.

00:18Sir, it's not Dropout.

00:19One is Alim and the other is Amil.

00:22Yes, yes.

00:22When we were learning music from our teacher, Bilawar Thakur, he told us that Amil is bigger than Alim.

00:29I don't know what you are talking about.

00:31What is this?

00:32If you are a scientist, you don't know your relationship.

00:35Listen to me.

00:36If you have long hair, you don't become a scientist.

00:38Absolutely.

00:39I have combed my hair properly.

00:41It's not long.

00:42I am talking about you.

00:43She is talking about you.

00:44You have a big accident on your head.

00:47Sir, I read books.

00:48I don't get enough time to pay attention to these things.

00:51I have to make hair, wear clothes.

00:52Now you will say, who wears this with jeans?

00:54Scientists do this.

00:55We don't have time for books.

00:57Sir, if you are a scientist, you don't know your relationship.

01:01In fact, I am reading an important book.

01:03Which one?

01:04How to deal with people.

01:06How to deal with people.

01:08This is right.

01:09I had read this before.

01:10How to deal with Shisham.

01:14Okay, what is this?

01:15Sir, this is a robot which I have prepared as an experiment.

01:18Masha Allah.

01:19How many robots are there, sir?

01:21There are very few people.

01:24Sir, I request you to use my expertise.

01:26What expertise?

01:27You pay people so much every month.

01:30I will make a prototype of all of you.

01:32Okay.

01:33Pay once and enjoy the rest of your life.

01:35I will give you such content, which is better than this.

01:37My son has earned a lot.

01:39You think about it.

01:42But this thing doesn't let him go ahead.

01:44First of all, I have made a prototype of Arzu.

01:46Okay, switch it on.

01:48Sir, voice is activated.

01:49Arzu, boot up.

01:51Boot up.

01:57Give her some oil.

01:58She is stuck.

02:00Mr. Haroon, do you think she will do better than me?

02:02Inshallah.

02:04And Arzu sister got scared.

02:07Sister got scared.

02:09Sister.

02:11Okay, I think we should send her to Branj.

02:15Do you know why my boss has made me wear bangles?

02:21Because he told me that Arzu is actually married.

02:27So be patient.

02:29Wow.

02:30Wow.

02:31Wow.

02:32Okay.

02:33Okay, can this robot do puns and jokes like Arzu?

02:37No, sir.

02:38It is much better than that.

02:39Do it.

02:40Do it in such a way that you make Mr. Agha do a joke.

02:43Yes, sir.

02:44Yes, sir.

02:46Agha's mouth is so big.

02:49It is so big that it looks like Agha's mouth.

02:55Give it to me.

02:56The way she is talking, I think this robot is made by Shidhar.

03:00No, no.

03:01Your people have made a fool out of you.

03:04Do it in such a way that you make Mr. Salim do a joke.

03:06Do it.

03:07Mr. Salim's mouth is so big.

03:10It is so big that it looks like Agha's mouth.

03:15Look at the dialogue delivery.

03:17The way she is talking, I think this robot is made by Shidhar.

03:22After the joke, I am getting the command to laugh.

03:26Yes.

03:27Yes.

03:28Yes.

03:29Yes.

03:30What was that?

03:31Sir, she is learning to laugh.

03:33One day, she will start talking like us.

03:36Yes, not for long.

03:37You can make her do it in four to five shows.

03:39Okay.

03:40You can make her do it in four to five shows.

03:41You can make her do it in four to five shows.

03:42You can make her do it in four to five shows.

03:43You can make her do it in four to five shows.

03:45Did you get a letter on your head for your birthday?

03:48No, sir.

03:49You people don't know this.

03:51I have got it in my mind

03:53that I will make changes in it in front of you

03:55and you will see what miracles happen.

03:57Really?

03:58Yes, sir.

03:59Shall I do it?

04:00Do it.

04:02Do it.

04:03Do it.

04:05Look, I will change the setting a little.

04:07It will become Goga Pushpuri.

04:10My name is Goga and I am smart.

04:14Wow!

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04:53Looking Goga Pushpuri.

04:54That's why she will do it on show.

04:55That is exactly how you did shouldn't you do it there.

04:57Just like a cheat!

04:58What about that!?

04:59It's like the mouth of a fire.

05:03Wow, wow, wow.

05:04If you cut one of these, you'll get 18,000 bucks from me.

05:08Whatever it is, Arzoo, she won't be able to play the dholki like you.

05:11Yes, play the dholki like me.

05:13And neither can she praise the bangles like you.

05:22Wow.

05:30Sainz's dholki plays well, you'll have to make it better.

05:33Why?

05:34Who's going to play the chhatna?

05:36Arzoo, anyway.

05:37In Sainz's dholki, it's like a landlord.

05:40This is what Sainz's dholki is.

05:42Sainz's dholki.

05:43Sir, I've heard a lot about him.

05:45I'll show you how to make Agha Majid.

05:47Wow, wow, wow.

05:48Here.

05:49No, no.

05:50Agha Majid can never be made.

05:52What?

05:54You've made the exact same sound.

05:56Same.

05:57If it's just 60 lakhs, Agha's money will be complete in two months.

06:02But there can be a problem.

06:05What is that?

06:06Agha is short and his legs are short too.

06:10So?

06:11I'll give you $20,000 and I'll give you these puris.

06:16Sir, I'll show you something interesting.

06:18I'll make a report of Charlie and show you.

06:21Mr. Arun.

06:29Don't say that.

06:30No, you're right.

06:33I'll make a report of Mr. Salim and show you.

06:35Oh, no.

06:36Look at this.

06:38Hey, Gokay.

06:39Are you dreaming about God?

06:42This is the same.

06:43Hey, Gokay.

06:44Are you dreaming about Naya too?

06:47I'm working on the syncing of the lips, but the sound..

06:50The sound is the same.

06:51This is great.

06:52This is great.

06:53This is great.

06:54This is great.

06:55Do it here too.

06:56You're humiliating us.

06:58Sir, if you allow me, I'll make a report of you.

07:00Do it, do it.

07:01Sir has allowed me.

07:02Do it.

07:03Here.

07:04Arun's mouth is so big.

07:07It's so big.

07:09Like Dr. Shaukat's mouth.

07:14This is great.

07:15Sir, if you allow me, I'll make a report of you.

07:17Sir, if you allow me, I'll make a report of you.

07:19He has 12 people in total.

07:21Yes.

07:22If there's one person worth $20,000..

07:23Yes.

07:24..then it becomes $250,000.

07:26240,000.

07:27Yes.

07:28So, it's about $240,000.

07:31Okay, one second.

07:32I don't want $12,000.

07:33I want $9,000.

07:34Okay, one second.

07:35Why do you want $9,000?

07:36I want $11,000.

07:37Yes.

07:38Okay?

07:39And..

07:41When will it become Irza's?

07:43Irza's?

07:44I'll make it $5,000.

07:45No.

07:46No, no.

07:47You're wasting money.

07:48Even if you don't, the show will go on.

07:51Look, I've done Irza's avatar in $5,000.

07:55Arzu's in $20,000.

07:57Okay, sir.

07:59Agha Majid's.

08:00Sir, Agha Majid's in $25,000.

08:03Done.

08:04Saleem.

08:05$300.

08:06Why?

08:07I'll sell it and get you a mask.

08:09How long will it take to make it and give it to the team?

08:11Sir, it's a long job.

08:12It'll take four to five days.

08:13Four to five days?

08:14Yes.

08:15Okay, the thing is, we're stopping the recording for four to five days.

08:18Why?

08:19Why?

08:20We'll let you know after that.

08:21You'll get a message whenever you want to come.

08:23Sir.

08:24Sir.

08:25No, it's nothing.

08:26Forget it.

08:27Why do you want to talk to him?

08:28Okay, fine.

08:29Yes.

08:30Do as you're told.

08:31You have us sitting here.

08:32We'll make a deal.

08:33How much is your deal?

08:34$45,000.

08:35$45,000?

08:36Yes.

08:37We'll give you $80,000.

08:38For what?

08:39Make an Arun Rafiq episode.

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