Hukumranu Say Awam Ka Gila - Haroon Rafiq Ki Zubani - video Dailymotion

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00:00In the break, we have a poet with us.

00:02He doesn't look like a poet, but he claims to be a poet.

00:06He doesn't even look like a human being.

00:09He claims to be a human being.

00:12He looks like a gas exporter.

00:15Malaika, when and where did you last see a gas exporter?

00:19Sir, this is an online conversation. I was eating a while ago.

00:22The gas exporter is giving us orders.

00:25My wife and I are two people in this house.

00:27We have only 1,57,000 bills.

00:301,57,000.

00:31He is respectable for us.

00:33He is respectable for us because he is sitting in his seat.

00:36But he shouldn't be cruel.

00:38I don't know how much electricity he gets and how much he gives us.

00:41Where does all this go?

00:42Mr. Saleem, the thing is that you have lived your life.

00:45Yes.

00:46You can't make anyone feel

00:50that you have seen many difficult situations.

00:53You have seen many difficulties.

00:54You wake up at night. You have worked hard.

00:57You tell us that you used to perform on the streets.

01:00There is a story of Agha Majid's life.

01:03He can tell us.

01:05Only he can feel what he has gone through.

01:07Yes, sir.

01:07The thing is that most of the politicians

01:1499% of them don't have electricity.

01:18They have generators in their homes.

01:20That's right.

01:20They don't have to pay bills.

01:22They don't have any such problems.

01:24Their children don't go to government schools.

01:26Most of the people whom we see

01:30we can at least feel

01:33what difficulties they are going through.

01:34Sir, if you want to take time to talk

01:37then put some lime around the poet.

01:41Why?

01:41Sir, he has got worms.

01:44Don't put lime.

01:45The more the heat, the more the ice.

01:48Mr. Murhoom.

01:49Yes, sir.

01:49Mr. Hassan has been made to run this show.

01:53He has made you laugh by showing your dead body.

01:56No, I am not doing it.

01:57Sir, I agree with Mr. Saleem.

02:00What is it?

02:00Sir, he has said that the person sitting on the seat

02:03should be respected.

02:05I would say, sit here.

02:07Tell me one thing.

02:08The conversation that is going on here

02:09doesn't make any difference to you.

02:11Don't you get a lot of bills at home?

02:12No, I don't.

02:13No one lets me talk to anyone.

02:18Aren't you ashamed?

02:19You have come for the second time in three weeks

02:21with a poem.

02:22I am not ashamed to write a poem.

02:25You coming here is shameful.

02:28Okay, I was saying that you are worthy of respect.

02:31Sir, if you don't want to listen to poetry for some time..

02:33Yes.

02:34..then I will take you to the Supreme Court.

02:37I was saying that you are worthy of respect.

02:40Yes.

02:40But the problem is that even we should listen to it.

02:42Sir, please give him a moment.

02:44Why?

02:45Sir, he is an NG.

02:46We don't want to be straight.

02:48He is an NG.

02:50Mr. Haroon, at least remove his boot and cap.

02:53Why?

02:53It will take time for us as well.

02:56Mr. Haroon, I travel. You also travel in a car.

02:58Yes.

02:59God has blessed our country with so many things.

03:01On the side, there is a lot of vegetables.

03:03Wow.

03:03Wheat, rice, whatever crops are there.

03:06We see them everywhere.

03:08We don't see them in other countries.

03:11So where did they reach?

03:12He is very good at talking.

03:13He says that he doesn't see wheat in other countries.

03:15No, he is very strict.

03:16He says that he doesn't see wheat in other countries

03:19because it is so hot.

03:21No, he is absolutely right.

03:23It is an agricultural land.

03:24Do you know that if you combine East and West Punjab

03:28and its land, statistically speaking,

03:31out of 10, every 6 people eat something from Punjab's wheat.

03:36Absolutely.

03:38Sir, if you take some time,

03:40they say that there is so much salt in the stomach.

03:45And Mr. Haroon, I can see that his stomach is bloating.

03:48Is it bloating?

03:48Yes.

03:49Sir, I am telling you to keep it in the fridge.

03:51We won't be able to recognise our faces after two hours.

03:57Please listen to his poetry.

03:59It is getting a little dark.

04:00Is it getting dark?

04:01Yes.

04:03But Mr. Haroon, will there be an alternative

04:06for electricity after 10 to 20 years?

04:08What will happen?

04:09Because it can't go on like this.

04:11Sir, there is a photo state machine here.

04:13Why?

04:14Sir, I am distributing copies to everyone.

04:16Sir, I am distributing copies to everyone.

04:20Yes, through fission reaction,

04:21there is a wonderful treatment for this.

04:24And it will be done.

04:25We have to make arrows out of our eyes.

04:30We have to make arrows out of our eyes.

04:32Yes, we have to make arrows out of our eyes.

04:36We have to make arrows out of our eyes.

04:38Sir, look at our country.

04:40I mean, there are mountains everywhere.

04:42Even I have become blind.

04:46Oh, wow!

04:51I have been a virgin ever since I became a Shree.

04:54I have to make someone's mind simple for marriage.

04:57Wow.

04:58It is a nice poem.

04:59Say it again.

05:01I have to make arrows out of my eyes.

05:04Yes.

05:04I have to cast an evil eye.

05:06Wow.

05:07Wow.

05:08Wow.

05:09This is a great one.

05:11Sir, our country...

05:13I have been single since I became a Shree.

05:16Wow!

05:17But the reaction is the same as the nuclear one.

05:19Nuclear.

05:20I have been single since I became a Shree.

05:23After marriage..

05:24Sir, are you saying it?

05:25I am speaking so loudly and you are overlapping again.

05:31Okay, let's go. We were disturbing you.

05:34Actually, we were doing your leg pulling.

05:35We are very sorry.

05:37So, please come again some other day.

05:40Sir, don't call me a poet.

05:42Why?

05:42I am from Takhti.

05:45Mr. Arun, why are you getting more electricity bills

05:46even after getting solar panels installed?

05:48No, I am not.

05:49Your solar panel is on two people.

05:51What?

05:52I have to shoot arrows with my eyes.

05:56I have to cast my evil eye too.

05:58Wow!

05:59Okay.

06:00I have been single since I became a Shree.

06:04I have to brainwash someone for marriage.

06:07Wow!

06:09He is very good.

06:10He is very good.

06:11He is very good.

06:12I can't brainwash my mother now.

06:15Okay.

06:15It's okay.

06:16It's okay.

06:17Your mother is here. Don't get angry.

06:18Now, I have to convince my bride.

06:21Wow!

06:22Okay.

06:23Wow!

06:24I have to shoot arrows with my eyes.

06:27I have to cast my evil eye too.

06:30Wow!

06:31Which poet was he?

06:33I am Patan Deya. I wrote this.

06:35Okay, you wrote this?

06:35Yes.

06:36Wow! Very good.

06:37Sir, such a beautiful poem.

06:39When we move ahead with fossil fuels,

06:41we will move towards better energy sources.

06:43The vision is that it is clean energy.

06:46And a small rod can burn an industry for 42 years.

06:49Wow!

06:51A small rod, sir.

06:51Now, these issues will end.

06:54Electricity will not be produced in this way.

06:55Who is this rascal who has come here?

06:57Is he Mishra?

06:58No, Mishra said that I don't come to the country.

Hukumranu Say Awam Ka Gila - Haroon Rafiq Ki Zubani

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