Upon entering a deserted town, swordsman Takeru is caught for stealing food. Upon viewing him, a young woman named Luna believes him to be the destined man to save the area. With Luna in tow, Takeru heads to a demon-filled castle to recover six jewels and the captured female warriors...
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00:00How dare you play dragon ball with that priceless jewel oh
00:05Chill out. You're not exactly dressed in your robes of office. You know
00:12Still your other assets are quite majestic and your hair colors natural. I should thank the dragonites for this revelation
00:21Keep your eyes off my assets and go back and rescue the other warriors
00:24Oh
00:28Boy am I hungry her royal heinie sure doesn't know how to show her appreciation. I didn't even get a chance to ask about Luna
00:48What's all this poor little guy I hate bullies hold it big boy
00:55Stop yet. Another pathetic
01:01Are you all right?
01:05Don't worry little monsters are safe for me go home. Okay?
01:15Will you go home I'm a knight I'm supposed to kill dragons like you that makes you my enemy got it
01:25I
01:28Should go that way you mean you'll show me where to go. Okay. I want to go up to the upper levels
01:55Wow, all of those monsters on the fifth level were really tough
01:59I guess it's time to give myself a power boost with a little taste of the old cheesecake
02:06This is an what an incredible bus
02:11And this is Annie
02:14Intelligent with beautiful legs that just won't
02:17Hey, what do you think? Do you see anything you like?
02:20What's the matter? What's wrong? Why are you so angry?
02:24You're not jealous. Are you?
02:31Hey, I bet you're female, huh?
02:37Don't worry, it's okay
02:44Isn't this amazing there's a secret room in the side this call. Oh and look what I found in here
02:54Oh
03:03Kakarot the hero who snuck into our tower has proven to be an unexpectedly strong
03:09Adversary in only a short time. He has defeated dragons green red blue and chartreuse
03:15You worry too much blackie. He is only a human never could he hope to match one of such vileness as I my leech
03:22He already has four of the tools. Worry not the only chance he might have would be to find the white sword
03:29But a human who trusts only what he can see with his eyes could never find that rest assured black
03:42Now where do you suppose the stairs to the sixth level are
03:45All the other staircases ended here on the fifth level and we've been looking forever. Do you know where we are?
03:52Oh
03:55Well, hey something smells good I was hungry anyway
04:04Wow
04:06Oh
04:19My goodness, we've got a human infestation
04:22Heavens to Betsy, you don't suppose that he's the hero who's been carving the dragon. I said the chop liver do you that's me
04:29And now it's your turn to be served on a platter
04:36I said we should reverse that serve him as the main course
04:53I can't keep my eyes on all
04:55Oh
05:03Hurry up and untie it
05:05Well, that literally sucked every inch of my nubile young body is coated with demon drool. By the way, thank you for saving us
05:12I'm Laura and this is Lira. You must be talker. Ooh, right? Yes, but how'd you know?
05:17These demons like to talk before dinner and you found the white sword as well. You mean this thing? That's right
05:24Only the white sword can completely destroy the Dragon Knights overlord. Oh
05:29Still the white sword alone will not be enough
05:32Only the daughter of strawberry fields old priest can unleash the awesome power of the sword
05:37You must find Luna, but I've been looking for Luna and I can't find her. No one has seen her since she was captured
05:45But black dragon and the overlords still lie in wait on the last level. You must fight them. Uh-huh
05:50Hmm
05:51I'd like to do that, but I can't find any way to get upstairs. There's a way up right there through the old aqueduct
05:57But but there's no water in that channel
06:01Once the water poured forth an endless bounty fed by the fountain of the goddess at the top of this tower
06:06It rushed through here in rippling torrents cascading past that window and a spray of liquid radiance
06:12Yes, it did until the overlord blocked the channel
06:16All right, I'll take care of it I'll make sure the goddesses water gets unbroken and then how about a double photo shoot
06:27That's so-called heroes not going to show Oh most demented one
06:32These humans haven't got the guts to follow a course to its ultimate conclusion. You certainly nailed that one on the head
06:39Ha ha ha wrong. Oh, Mary Lou
06:43This is one human who's going to finish what he started Dragon Knights, and I'm gonna finish you off as well
06:51No, my badness, he's right here we found him we found him
07:00Crap I know I should have finished you off. Oh boy. Lord forgive us for not killing him earlier
07:06Hmm forgive you I don't think so
07:22That's a punishment for letting him reach me but who will protect you now
07:36Hey
07:38Looks like your old black magic doesn't have me in its spell
07:42He has the white sword your wickedness, but without the priest daughter it will avail him not
07:47Now you die
08:00Jason you call yourself a hero
08:07Oh
08:09Still I must compliment your achievement and getting this far when I send your precious queen to meet her goddess
08:15You will be waiting there to greet her
08:37You
08:39Can't be alive
08:43Flee my lord you must escape the child of the priest
08:52The child of the priest
09:06Oh
09:10I'm sorry. It's just that you're the prettiest girl. I've ever seen really you mean it honest and for true
09:19Hey
09:24Now let's be reasonable human
09:27Your soul is no purer than any other mortal though
09:30Why not join up with me think of it all all the booze in the broads you can handle
09:42Powers above I call the light
10:01I don't think that's too likely
10:22I didn't think I'd start regretting it this soon
10:31So not okay
10:38Oh
11:00Oh
11:10See
11:16He was
11:30No
12:00Hey
12:30You
13:00You
13:30You