Sponge Bob S03E17a Born Again Krabs
Sponge Bob S03E17a Born Again Krabs
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00:00Closing time! The happiest time of the day!
00:08Closing time! The saddest time of the day!
00:16Huh?
00:17It's a Krabby Patty. Eww, it's cold and hard.
00:23This could have rolled under there years ago.
00:26There, there, little one. Your journey is almost over.
00:33What happened?
00:36Someone tried to throw away a patty!
00:39Pinch-o-matic has saved you 5.2 cents.
00:44But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.
00:48And tomorrow, a customer will find it under his butt.
00:52It's old and cold, and so very full of mold.
00:56You're not to make another patty until that one is sold. Understand?
01:01The next day. Order up, Squidward.
01:05Alright.
01:10Uh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less... fog?
01:15Sorry, Squidward. Mr. Krabs' orders.
01:19Whatever. Here's your third one, Krabby Patty.
01:27I don't understand. We haven't had a customer in weeks.
01:32I wonder if it's the new Placemats.
01:34What the... Placemats? Have you lost your mind?
01:39It's that old patty you keep trying to sell to everybody.
01:43It's gone bad.
01:45Gone bad? That's nonsense. Bring it here, SpongeBob!
01:51Uh, why is it in a cage?
01:54Because it growled at me.
02:01You two would have never have lasted in the Navy.
02:04Let's see how bad you are.
02:09No! No!
02:13Stay.
02:17Attagirl.
02:19There, there.
02:21See? Good enough to eat.
02:26Oh, look. An ambulance.
02:30Now, then.
02:34SpongeBob!
02:36Yes, Mr. Krabs?
02:38Make sure you wrap up that patty.
02:41I'm not finished with it yet.
02:46Well, Mr. Krabs, you gave us quite the scare.
02:50So I'm gonna be okay, Doc?
02:52Well, if you don't want to take my word for it, let's just check your chart.
02:57Let's see here.
03:00Oh, no.
03:02Oh, no. This is terrible.
03:05Everything okay, Doc?
03:07Don't touch me!
03:10That's not a good sign.
03:16Oh, no. It's the Flying Dutchman.
03:19Eugene Krabs!
03:22Your time has come.
03:25I'm not Eugene Krabs.
03:27I'm, uh, Harold.
03:30Harold, uh, Flower.
03:32Oh, sorry. I must have the wrong room.
03:36Excuse me, nurse.
03:38Yes?
03:39I'm looking for Eugene Krabs.
03:42Oh, he's in that room right there.
03:44No, that's Harold Flowers.
03:47Harold Flower?
03:49So, Krabs, you thought you could fool the Flying Dutchman?
03:54What do you want from me?
03:56I'm here to escort you to the resting place of all bad undersea folk.
04:04Davy Jones Locker!
04:08Davy Jones Locker?
04:10Why do I have to go there?
04:12I'm not a bad crab.
04:14Ah, but you were cheap.
04:17And being cheap is a terrible thing.
04:20Next stop, Davy Jones Locker!
04:30Here we are.
04:34When does it smell so foul?
04:37Davy Jones works out a lot.
04:40These are his socks.
04:42Get in!
04:46Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman.
04:49I don't want to go in there.
04:52I'll do anything.
04:55Please, give me another chance.
04:58Come on, Krabs.
05:00Show a little dignity.
05:02Mommy!
05:05All right, all right, stop your crying.
05:08I'll give you another chance.
05:10But you must always be generous.
05:14Never cheap.
05:16You have me word as a sailor.
05:22Mr. Krabs' nose hair clippers.
05:25I could use these.
05:27Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings.
05:32He won't like it.
05:34SpongeBob, I told you what the doctor said.
05:37Mr. Krabs isn't coming back.
05:40Now keep quiet so I can hear the tumblers in his safe.
05:43Hey, boys!
05:45Mr. Krabs, I knew it!
05:47You're alive!
05:49Squidward, look, it's Mr. Krabs.
05:52Isn't this too good to be true?
05:55Well, it was.
05:57You know, boys, being sick made me do a lot of thinking.
06:00My whole life has been about money.
06:02Saving money.
06:04Collecting money.
06:05Touching money.
06:09Well, you get the picture.
06:11But no more.
06:12You're looking at the new, improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs.
06:17Welcome, all! Welcome!
06:22Hello, little one.
06:24What you got there?
06:26A Krabby Patty.
06:29Of course you do.
06:31You know what that means, right?
06:33I don't go hungry?
06:35No, silly.
06:37It means free toy!
06:41Gee, thanks, Mr. Krabs.
06:43I thought you were a cheap old tightwad.
06:45I was, son, I was.
06:48Free toys for everyone and free refills!
06:54Hello, boy.
06:55Say, where's Squidward?
06:57Oh, he's taking one of those break things in your office.
07:00I mean, the employee lounge.
07:07Great!
07:08Excuse me, but I dropped my Krabby Patty.
07:11Could I get another one?
07:12SpongeBob?
07:13Yes, sir.
07:14Krusty Krab policy clearly states that once the burger has reached the customer,
07:18it is his-slash-her responsibility.
07:20SpongeBob!
07:21That's the old policy.
07:23Now run back and bring out a fresh one.
07:25Aye, aye, sir!
07:26Sorry about the confusion.
07:27Free toy?
07:29Eugene, my man!
07:31Squidward!
07:33How's the break coming?
07:34Should be over in a couple of hours.
07:37Have SpongeBob send back a patty and an iced tea, will ya?
07:40Sure thing, Squidward.
07:42Take it easy.
07:44Are you enjoying your in-meal movie?
07:47This movie hasn't even been in the theaters yet.
07:50No expense spared for my valued customers!
07:54Look at all those happy faces.
07:57It sure does feel good to be generous.
08:00Here's your mail, Eugene.
08:02Thanks, Squidward.
08:04You look rested.
08:05Yeah, these naps at work are doing wonders for me.
08:09Credit card bills.
08:11Well, I knew this was coming.
08:13Let's see what the damage is.
08:15Only $10,000!
08:17That's not so bad.
08:19I'll just subtract it from today's profit.
08:24And there's no money in here!
08:28How delightful.
08:30Squidward, I'm worried about Mr. Krabs.
08:33Me too.
08:34How are we going to get paid?
08:36Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are taking total bankruptcy well.
08:40Oh, it's just a bad dream.
08:43I'll wake up soon.
08:47A dream?
08:48Sure.
08:49I'm still in the hospital, sleeping like a baby.
08:52Um, you checked out of the hospital this morning.
08:55Here's the bill.
08:56You mean, I'm awake?
09:09No more refills!
09:12Give me back them toys, you freeloaders!
09:15Show's over, Team Skate!
09:23Hey, it's my lucky day!
09:26A penny!
09:27Your luck just ran out!
09:30Hey, man, he's back!
09:32You're crushing my arm!
09:33Unhand that penny or the arm comes off!
09:40That little display of parsimonious penny-pinching
09:44just earned you a nice little spot in Davy Jones' locker
09:49for eternity!
09:51I'm not cheap!
09:52I'm generous!
09:54You almost tore a man's arm off for a penny.
09:57Thanks, Squidward.
09:58I knew I could count on you.
10:00Well, a deal's a deal.
10:03Let's go.
10:05Wait just a burger-flippin' second.
10:08Who dares backsass the Flying Dutchman?
10:12That would be me, SpongeBob Backsasspants.
10:17I say you got the wrong crab.
10:19This, Mr. Krabs, is the most generous, big-hearted,
10:23non-skin-flinted crab in the whole sea.
10:26He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks.
10:30I'd bet my soul he wouldn't.
10:33You got yourself a bet.
10:35Okay, Krabs, I'll let you stay,
10:38but first, help me settle a bet.
10:41If you had to choose between SpongeBob
10:44and all the money I have in my pocket,
10:47which would you take?
10:49That depends.
10:50How much money are we talking about?
10:52Mr. Krabs?
10:53Sixty-two cents.
10:55I'll take the money.
10:57Mr. Krabs!
10:58Here you go, Krabs.
11:00Sixty-two cents.
11:02Next stop, Davy Jones Locker!
11:11Look, Squidward, money!
11:13Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this,
11:16but how could you trade SpongeBob for sixty-two cents?
11:21You think I could have gotten more?
11:23He stuck up for you, and you sold him out?
11:27You should be ashamed of yourself!
11:30What have I done?
11:33I want another chance!
11:36I didn't learn anything!
11:38I lost me best fry cook!
11:40I don't want this foul money!
11:43I want SpongeBob back!
11:49Sure, take him back.
11:52You heard what I said about the money?
11:54Heard what you said?
11:56I couldn't hear myself thinking with this one around.
11:59I only had him for thirty seconds,
12:02and it's Jellyfish in this and Mermaid Man then.
12:06Why, not giving him back is a fate worse than death.
12:10Bring your own net.
12:11He's your problem now.
12:18About trading you for pocket change...
12:21Say no more, Mr. Krabs.
12:23You did it for the Krusty Krab.
12:26I would have done the same thing.
12:28You would have?
12:29No.
12:30AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
12:38DUTCHMAN'S RESIDENCE
12:41So, as I was saying, you and me got to hang out more.
12:43What nights are good for you?
12:44Here are the nights that are good for me.
12:45Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, Sunday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Sunday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday,