College Sports Rivalries: The Lost Tradition & Tension
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00:00Listen, there was a time, I kid you not, Mike, when I used to go to the Pitt-Penn State game
00:11every year, and I mean to tell you, they had a PR guy up at Penn State, I don't remember
00:15his name, I don't want to remember his name, he was so painful, and he literally treated
00:21people from Pitt, the Pittsburgh media, like we all had syphilis, like they were better
00:28than us and all this other nonsense, and then I was young, right, I was covering the
00:33Steelers and the Pirates and Penguins and Pitt, and I would go to these games and the
00:38guy would treat me like I was five years old, he literally looked down on me like I was
00:42five years old.
00:43I have never been around so many phony-ass people in my life, and I was, you know, young
00:49and crazy, but I know phony when I see it, and you know me, I just come right out with
00:53it, and I'm like, listen, old man, you're a phony, you're a P, I don't care what you
00:58think of me, and now, all these years later, it comes full circle that this school is afraid
01:06to play Pitt, it's one of the great travesties in college sports, when a rivalry, and the
01:12backyard brawl, they should have never got rid of that either, Pitt should play West
01:16Virginia and Penn State every year, come hell or high water, and Michigan, Notre Dame should
01:21play Michigan, and, you know, they play all these pansy-ass, Purdue and Stanford and Navy,
01:28no one gives a rat's ass.
01:30Back in the day, Notre Dame played Miami every year and they played Michigan, what is the
01:35problem with college sports, you know what it is, I blame it all on Franklin and Penn
01:40State, they started this, let's all be, you know, capital P's everywhere and be afraid
01:46of our rivalries that were etched in college football lore, the greatest games in history
01:52between these schools, and this guy's afraid to play Pitt, you're a giant P, no wonder
01:58you suck and never win anything that matters, honestly, you gigantic P, what a capital P,
02:04Franklin, you wussy-ass P, honest to Christ, don't get me started, Carver High.
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