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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan
00:03Welcome back, Naazneen.
00:04Naazneen, we have a woman in the break.
00:07The problem is that she contacted a fake agent to bring her lover to her feet.
00:13Now when the lover came to her feet,
00:15she found out that he is not the person she thought he was.
00:19And the lover didn't let her get up from her feet.
00:23Come, let's talk.
00:24Assalamualaikum ji.
00:25I told you, you talk a lot of nonsense.
00:27Just watch the show.
00:28But you showed me your heart.
00:30How?
00:31By saying that you are a fake.
00:32No, no, no.
00:33Look, we can't take any work from a fake.
00:35I have heard that you are a very mischievous person.
00:40You didn't even tell me the car number.
00:42There is no car.
00:43You are saying that I am mischievous.
00:45No, you are mischievous.
00:46Do you know where my elders go?
00:49They sleep in mischievous places.
00:52They are beggars.
00:53They sleep on the floor.
00:54No, no.
00:55No, no.
00:56You are actually a very funny and mischievous person.
01:00Again you are saying the same thing.
01:01What did I say?
01:02Mischievous person.
01:05Sir, you are not paying attention to my problem.
01:07I will come to your problem too.
01:08First, I have got this Baba ji today.
01:10Really?
01:11Do you know that I have 1.5 crore patients?
01:13Do you know that I don't have so many people?
01:15How many are there?
01:18Then what will you give me?
01:19No, you tell him.
01:20He is educated.
01:211.5 crore patients.
01:22It is not possible.
01:23Baba ji is telling the truth.
01:25You don't know the truth.
01:29Okay, you tell me one thing.
01:31You have come to my show today.
01:32Yes.
01:33I want people to know about you.
01:36Which shampoo do you use?
01:39Your hair is very strong.
01:40Absolutely.
01:41Thick and long.
01:42Shampoo is not good.
01:43Then?
01:44I don't take bath for 15 years.
01:45It happened to me.
01:46What?
01:47You didn't take bath for 15 years.
01:50I wanted to learn.
01:51I didn't take bath yesterday.
01:52You know that I have 150 genes.
01:54Okay.
01:55I just want to smell.
01:57Okay, what is your problem?
01:58Are you done talking to him?
02:03She is my patient.
02:04Really?
02:05Why is she your patient?
02:06Patient.
02:07Patient.
02:08What happened?
02:09Tell me.
02:10What is your name?
02:11Sonia.
02:12Sonia, what happened?
02:13Something very bad happened to me.
02:14What happened?
02:15Mr. Haroon, I study in college.
02:17Okay.
02:18I saw him there.
02:19In college?
02:20In college.
02:21I fell in love with him.
02:22Oh.
02:23He is 14 years old.
02:25Okay.
02:26Does he study in your college?
02:27Yes.
02:28He studies in my college.
02:29He has a canteen.
02:30Yes.
02:31He studies.
02:32But he doesn't study.
02:33No.
02:34He was not strong.
02:35I didn't see him.
02:36He came to me.
02:37What did he do?
02:38Actually, when I used to see him,
02:39he didn't look at me.
02:40He used to get emotional.
02:41Okay.
02:42I came to Babaji.
02:43I saw Babaji's advertisement.
02:44Okay.
02:45There was a lot of hair written
02:46on it.
02:47I wrote Salute.
02:48Your hair.
02:49Hair.
02:50I didn't write on your hair.
02:51I wrote Salute.
02:52Baba Dudhpati.
02:53Baba Dudhpati.
02:54Why do you call him Dudhpati?
02:55I used to drink tea.
02:56I got blessings from everyone.
02:57I got a cylinder.
02:58Mr. Haroon, if this woman
02:59went to this Baba
03:00and this man came
03:01to his feet,
03:02then what is the problem?
03:03Exactly.
03:04I will tell you the problem.
03:05I am telling you about myself.
03:06Yes, tell us.
03:07I was meditating on him.
03:08I said,
03:09come here.
03:10Babaji, get up.
03:11No.
03:12Babaji, get up.
03:13No.
03:14Babaji, get up.
03:15No.
03:16Babaji, get up.
03:17Babaji, get up.
03:18Babaji, get up.
03:19Babaji, get up.
03:20Babaji, get up.
03:21No, you get up.
03:26Okay, what happened?
03:27What happened is that..
03:28Believe me,
03:29I screamed.
03:30What did you do?
03:31I screamed.
03:32I hit you with my shoes
03:33and brought you here.
03:36Babaji, my question was
03:37what did you tell him?
03:39Tell him.
03:40He also has to do it
03:41for his man.
03:42One minute.
03:43Munna, sit in the centre.
03:45Yes.
03:46Why are you sitting here?
03:47Yes.
03:48Goga Pasroori.
03:49Whatever Pasroori it is.
03:50Yes.
03:51If he is wearing black,
03:52then he should wear black.
03:53If he is wearing black,
03:54then why doesn't he
03:55wear a shirt?
03:56No, no.
03:57He doesn't wear a shirt.
03:58Why?
03:59He is wearing a black suit.
04:00The things outside
04:01are like this.
04:02He is wearing it
04:03as if he is naked.
04:04What is the difference
04:05between you and him?
04:06Yes.
04:07When I sleep at night,
04:08I feel
04:09as if
04:10I am sleepy.
04:13This is the sign
04:14of wearing black.
04:16Okay, listen to me.
04:17If you have found
04:18your love,
04:19then why did you come here?
04:20Do you think he is my love?
04:21I think so.
04:22He is very smart.
04:23He is handsome.
04:24He is good looking.
04:25He is handsome.
04:26Exactly.
04:27I was deceived by him.
04:28What happened?
04:29When he speaks,
04:30you should listen to him.
04:31Greetings.
04:32How are you?
04:33Greetings.
04:36He is deceived by me.
04:37She is my daughter-in-law.
04:38What?
04:39She is my daughter-in-law.
04:40Okay.
04:42She is my morning.
04:43She is my evening.
04:44She is my heart.
04:45She is in my dreams.
04:46She is in my evening.
04:47She is in my afternoon.
04:48I can't leave you.
04:49Oh, God!
04:50Oh, God!
04:51Oh, God!
04:52Oh, God!
04:53Why do you love her so much?
04:54This is the magic of love.
04:55By the way,
04:56look at him.
04:57He has done such a magic.
04:59Look at his feet.
05:00Exactly.
05:01He is not getting up.
05:02Mr. Haroon,
05:03please tell Ms. Sonia
05:04not to leave me.
05:05Why?
05:06I will leave the world for her.
05:07Okay.
05:08I will wash her feet.
05:09You are a drunkard.
05:12I don't understand anything.
05:13I see Sonia everywhere.
05:14I will go to the kitchen, Mr. Haroon.
05:16I find Sonia's utensils beautiful.
05:17Yes.
05:18She has washed Sonia's feet many times.
05:21This is my fee.
05:22Your work is done.
05:23You didn't get your lover.
05:24You didn't get your step-brother.
05:25Take off your shoes.
05:26Take off your shoes.
05:27Take off your shoes.
05:28I will pay you double the fee.
05:29Do the second one as well.
05:30Spare my life somehow.
05:31I will pay you double.
05:32I will kill you.
05:33Don't you like this guy?
05:34Who?
05:35Don't you like him?
05:36No.
05:37Display him.
05:38Take his photo.
05:39Please spare my life.
05:40Don't do this.
05:41Get married.
05:42There is no such thing.
05:43You are right.
05:45What do you mean?
05:46You are right.
05:47He has a house, a car.
05:48He has bungalows.
05:49I say he has so much wealth.
05:50He has industries.
05:51He has factories.
05:53But still, please spare my life.
05:55Thank you for trusting him.
05:57Son, you don't have to do this.
05:58I will get you a haircut.
06:01Was that supposed to be yours?
06:08When she is saying that she will pay you double the fees,
06:11why don't you do the work again?
06:12Why are you doing it again and again?
06:13What will I tell my clients?
06:15I tell them to work from one side and then come back.
06:17It takes time to reverse.
06:18Do you know how to drive a car?
06:20Can't you reverse backwards?
06:21Can't you reverse backwards?
06:22No.
06:23Can't you reverse backwards?
06:24No.
06:25Can't you reverse backwards?
06:26No.
06:27Can't you reverse backwards?
06:28No.
06:29Can't you reverse backwards?
06:30No.
06:31Can't you reverse backwards?
06:32No.
06:33Can't you reverse backwards?
06:34No.
06:35Can't you reverse backwards?
06:36No.
06:37Can't you reverse backwards?
06:38No.
06:39Can't you reverse backwards?
06:40No.
06:41Can't you reverse backwards?
06:42No.
06:43Can't you reverse backwards?
06:44No.
06:45Can't you reverse backwards?
06:46No.
06:47Can't you reverse backwards?
06:48No.
06:49Can't you reverse backwards?
06:50No.
06:51Can't you reverse backwards?
06:52No.
06:53Can't you reverse backwards?
06:54No.
06:55Can't you reverse backwards?
06:56No.
06:57Can't you reverse backwards?
06:58No.
06:59Can't you reverse backwards?
07:00No.
07:01Can't you reverse backwards?
07:02No.
07:03Can't you reverse backwards?
07:04No.
07:05Can't you reverse backwards?
07:06No.
07:07Can't you reverse backwards?
07:08No.
07:09Can't you reverse backwards?
07:10I'll pour water on your mustache,
07:11then hang it on your heart
07:12and then call it a wall.
07:13I'll give you this influence.
07:14What kind of influence?
07:15Indian influence?
07:16What future do you have?
07:17I'm facing London, Singapore and India,
07:18muscles with gingivitis,
07:19Italy and France.
07:20How will you visit all of these?
07:21Now you sound like your uncle.
07:22Baba ji,
07:23my request is that
07:24even though you're a fake Aamil,
07:25you need to fix your magic.
07:26Reverse it and end it here.
07:33Yes.
07:34I should have pleaded with you.
07:35But I will do this much. I will let you go.
07:37Do something. Solve this problem.
07:39Who are you giving this to?
07:40To you.
07:41I am just saying what is in my mouth.
07:43What?
07:44I am apologizing.
07:46Okay, do it right. What is this problem?
07:48I will do it.
07:49I will do it, sir.
07:57Yes, do you spare his life?
07:59No, sir.
08:00Why?
08:00This is my life. This is my love.
08:03I can't spare him.
08:04I am sorry. His action didn't work.
08:07You are saying right.
08:08But I am also thankful that he didn't hit me.
08:11What happened?
08:12I got hurt a little.
08:17He acted on that. What did you do?
08:18He used to change his gender by threatening me.
08:21What did you do?
08:22Actually, when Amal came back,
08:24half of his children died.
08:25I used to keep him there so that I don't have to live.
08:28This is very wrong. Do you like him now?
08:30Yes, I like him a little.
08:36Viewers, there will be a small break.
08:38We will meet after the break.

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