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00:00Dosto har insaan yeh chahata hai ki jab wo duniya se jaye, to wo kuch aise kaam kar jaye
00:05jo sadqa-e-jariya ban jaye.
00:07Sabse bada is waqt jo sadqa-e-jariya aap kar sakte hain, wo apne mulk ki khaatir, is duniya
00:12ke khaatir, is duniya ke tawaam insaanon ki khaatir, aap akele tan tanha ek kaam kar sakte
00:19hain.
00:20Aur wo yeh hai, ke aap ek darakht laga deyen.
00:22Jab koi aadmi darakht lagata hai, to wo yeh gawahi deta hai, ke main apne baare mein nahi
00:26soch raha.
00:27Main yeh 50, 60 saal baad, 100 saal baad aane wali naslon par ek ehsaan karke jaa raha
00:33hoon.
00:34Aur yeh wo sadqa-e-jariya hai, jo rehti duniya tak aapke liye jari rahega.
00:38Is 14 August par humne yeh ahad kiya hai, ke zyada se zyada darakht ugaayenge, apne
00:44Pakistan ki madad karenge, aur isko sarsabz banayenge, sarsabz Pakistan ke liye hamari
00:50madad karen, aur apne hisse ka darakht bhi zarur lagayen.
00:53Aayi yeh isi peghaam ke saath shuru karte hain aaj ka show.
00:56Aaj aapko park mein liye chalte hain, aur dekhte hain darakhton ke kya haalat hai.
01:00Wow!
01:01Kyari mein shajarkari chal rahi hai.
01:03Yeh waqeeb aise hi toh mali lag raha hai mujhe.
01:05Patta patta, boota boota.
01:10Acha mujhe mali lag raha tha.
01:12Haal hamara jaane hai, patta patta.
01:19Kyu apne ghar ki baate aake patte aur booton ko batate ho?
01:22Barhal patta patta.
01:24Barhal.
01:26Boota boota.
01:28Wow!
01:29Haal hamara, ki haala Haroon sahab?
01:31Main bilkul theek raag hoon, aapka ki haala?
01:35Badiya badiya, siddha darakht la rahe hain bas.
01:38Aap mali hai yahan?
01:39Aur main chief guest hoon.
01:40Kya naam kya tumhara?
01:41Mera naam je, mera naam boota hi hai.
01:43Arey, wow wow yaar, kitna pyaara naam hai tumhara.
01:45Yeh kar dekh rahi hain, mera naam boota.
01:47Acha.
01:48Mere baala sahab yeh hi kaam kar rahi hain.
01:49Boote baate hi laan rahi hain, ek kar bhi lag rahi hain dekho naam.
01:53Toh bahut ache mali nahi teh wo.
01:58Asal de beche na, darakht laune chahiye de,
02:00jari tusi pehli gaal keeti hai na,
02:01yeh bahut sohla naya.
02:03Dekho yeh teh pehke gaal ta har koi kar denda.
02:05Woh te amal bhi karna chahiye,
02:06aag lehane, sun na lehane.
02:07Bilkul sahi baat hai.
02:08Darakht laune chahiye de ya,
02:09yeh darakht zindagi dende hai ya.
02:11Bilkul, asal mein zindagi hai hi darakhton se.
02:14Duniya mein, sabse pehle na,
02:16chappe chappe par,
02:17jitni aapko is aur globe ki landmass nazar aa rahi hai,
02:20har jagah sabza tha,
02:22pehle sabza aaya,
02:24toh yeh ozone layer bani,
02:25yeh sab kuch bana,
02:26phir hum saans le seke.
02:27Yeh darakht woh hai,
02:28jo genesis hai,
02:29humare yahan hone ka.
02:31Pekin kaisi bakismati hai humari,
02:33se zarai zameen pe bhi humne kabza kar liya,
02:35aur ghar bhi makanaat bana liya.
02:37Humne kiya yeh hai,
02:38ke Pakistan mein na,
02:40aapko main ek choti si baat bata deta hun,
02:42shayad iss se,
02:43awaam ke,
02:44hum sab ke,
02:45koi kaan khul jaye,
02:46humein koi khayal a jaye,
02:48apna khayal na sayi,
02:49hamsaayi ka na sayi,
02:50iss mulka khayal a jaye,
02:51woh yeh,
02:52ki kisi bhi mulk mein,
02:53sustainable environment ke liye,
02:55achche tariqe se,
02:56zinda rehne ke liye,
02:58aa,
02:59aapne kabhi iss baat se pehle,
03:00ke main aagey bharoon,
03:01aapne note kiya,
03:02agar aap bahar jaate hain,
03:03UK mein,
03:04America mein,
03:05European countries mein,
03:06aapko feel hota hai,
03:07ke ab wo hawa saaf hai.
03:09Bilkul hota hai.
03:10Roop direct padh rahi hai mujh pe.
03:11The minute you land,
03:12aapko feel hota hai.
03:13Exactly.
03:14Woh isliye,
03:15ki kisi bhi mulk mein,
03:17fizaa ko saaf rakhne ke liye,
03:19twenty five percent,
03:21aapka sabza aur darakht hone chahiye.
03:23Pakistan mein,
03:24kitne percent honge?
03:25Make a guess.
03:26Fourteen percent.
03:27Aap guess karein.
03:28Ten.
03:29Aap guess karein.
03:30Jee, jee.
03:31Pachis feesat,
03:32darakht hone chahiye,
03:33zinda rehne ke liye,
03:34achche aag wo hawa mein.
03:35Pakistan mein,
03:36kitne feesat honge?
03:37Pakistan mein,
03:38yeh total pachis feesat hain.
03:39Pakistan mein,
03:40sirf do ashariya,
03:41do feesat.
03:42What?
03:43Oh my God.
03:44Yeh pata ki hai,
03:45ayye isko jaad kyun rahe ho?
03:46Display laaya,
03:47bakhi darakht piche pahe hain,
03:50ye darakht na bachie hongo pyar karee da,
03:51jinna mithi jaadi da,
03:53swabar sarep sobar pani dahi da,
03:54sveere noin brosh karee da,
03:55basta baap ke school bhi kalee da,
03:57mphaaaa
03:59Aa rekhon phal kinne badriya,
04:01aya mein se veer na aaaya mein,
04:02main dara nashata kaari main,
04:04karna nashata tu si?
04:05Haan.
04:06to pe aahye.
04:08Brane rakhana dara.
04:10A Ded-ar-ar-on-sahi,
04:12paapi,
04:13To put it simply, in Pakistan, every person has only five trees, which is very less.
04:20In the world, there are 400 trees per person, and in Pakistan, there are only five.
04:25You can guess from this that your breath is coming from here.
04:30If someone closes your nose or mouth, how long can you stay alive?
04:35Come, come.
04:36This is a good tree. It's a fresh tree.
04:38Yes, it's fresh.
04:40It's my responsibility. I don't want to take money.
04:41Which is a fresh tree?
04:43Sir, there are many trees. There are fruits too, but the trees are old.
04:46So, you're the supervisor here?
04:48No, sir. I'm the supervisor.
04:49He's my client.
04:50And you're a gardener?
04:51I look like a gardener in my personality.
04:53Okay, sorry, doctor. Where are you roaming around?
04:57What, doctor?
04:58Then you look like a gardener. What else do you look like?
04:59I'm not a gardener. I'm Tar Khan.
05:01What is Tar Khan?
05:03Tar Khan. Tar means wet. Khan means Khan.
05:07Wet Khan.
05:09He looks like Hansa and her husband.
05:15Sir, sit down for 10 minutes.
05:16You're creating a problem for educated people.
05:20It's called education.
05:22Education?
05:23You don't even know what education is?
05:24Education means to do more.
05:27Education. You're absolutely right.
05:28To do more. Look at that.
05:30You're getting it. Don't you dare try to cut a tree.
05:33No, no. I'm not going to cut a tree.
05:34I have a bread.
05:35Hey, you're here to cut a tree?
05:36Yes, I'm here to cut a tree.
05:37You can't cut a tree.
05:39I'm here to cut your legs.
05:43You're killing me.
05:45You can use a axe on me or on a tree.
05:47This is killing.
05:48Hello.
05:49No, dad. Don't worry.
05:50I'm coming. I'll be there in a while.
05:52Dad, use the wood you had earlier.
05:55Your father is a wood engineer.
06:00There's a famous person from Pakistan.
06:01He said that you have to make your father sit on a fresh wood stool.
06:04And change the stool every two days.
06:06Fresh wood.
06:07Your father should be sitting on a fresh wood stool.
06:10It should be freshly painted.
06:12No, no. Not painted.
06:13If it wasn't painted, we'd know that your father sat on it.
06:18Look, there are very few trees.
06:20I was just telling you that there are very few trees.
06:22In Lahore, it was called the city of gardens.
06:25And now, there are only a few parks in Lahore.
06:28There are no gardens at all.
06:29I remember my childhood.
06:31I used to plant a forest more than a canal.
06:33Okay, keep your voice down.
06:35We used to sit here and wash our feet.
06:38Okay.
06:42Hello.
06:46Oh.
06:47Dad is in a lot of pain.
06:49You can see the pain here.
06:52Hey, Kallu.
06:54What is it?
06:55What is it?
06:56What's the matter?
06:57Leave the garden and tell us.
06:59What are you doing?
07:00You rascal.
07:01Come aside.
07:02Hey.
07:02You're not a human.
07:04You're a gardener of a garden.
07:06You don't know anything.
07:07Do you know who I am?
07:09Who are you? I am Maskeen.
07:11Come here.
07:12I am a gardener. I work for a gardener.
07:14Do you know how good it is to save a man's life?
07:18What happened?
07:18His pain is unbearable.
07:20You want to kill the whole world to save me?
07:25You are a curse to yourself as well as to yourself.
07:28Come here.
07:29This is the life of the people.
07:30People take oxygen. They breathe.
07:33This is the life of the people?
07:34Yes.
07:35Come here. Let me sit.
07:38They give cold drinks to the poor.
07:40They give shade.
07:41This?
07:42Yes.
07:42Cold drinks and shade?
07:44Yes.
07:44Get out of the city tomorrow.
07:47Do you know how to cut a tree?
07:49This?
07:49Yes.
07:50Do you know?
07:51Yes.
07:52Get out of the city.
07:54What is the problem?
07:56His father is ill. He wants a tree.
07:59He is giving his life to his father.
08:01Ask your father.
08:03I told you to get out of the city.
08:05This is a tree.
08:07It has fruits. People eat it.
08:12This is a tree?
08:13Yes.
08:14People eat fruits from it?
08:16Yes.
08:16Sit there for a while.
08:19Get out of the city.
08:20This is the life.
08:21Listen to me.
08:23Life?
08:24Do you know?
08:25These trees talk to you.
08:27They give you air.
08:29They give air and talk to you?
08:31Yes.
08:31Sit there. Let me talk to them.
08:33Okay.
08:34Listen.
08:35Talk to me. I am waiting.
08:38Do you think you are a man?
08:40What?
08:42Where did you get this voice?
08:44I am talking to you.
08:45Look at me. I am like your son.
08:47The tree says that I am like your son.
08:49It says.
08:50Are you mad?
08:50I am like your mouth.
08:52I am a gardener. I can hear the birds for hours.
08:55I will cut the tree.
08:57The entire family has cut the tree.
09:00How will I cut it?
09:01Brother.
09:02This is my uncle's tree.
09:05This is..
09:05He says that the entire family has cut the tree.
09:08These trees have seen a lot of weather.
09:10This tree talks to you.
09:12Trees have feelings too.
09:14Try to understand the tree.
09:15Try to understand me.
09:17Until this tree doesn't get cut,
09:19our love will not work.
09:21What are you saying?
09:26This reminds me of a book of Mr. Hameed.
09:29Memories of Lahore.
09:29He has written a story about a tree.
09:31When I used to drink tea, there was a tree in my neighborhood.
09:35I used to talk to it a lot.
09:37Now I have made it my secret place.
09:40Then slowly it made me its secret place.
09:42And it started talking to me.
09:44We were best friends.
09:45One day it got cut.
09:47Because it lost its tree.
09:49It says that now I drink tea alone.
09:51And I think that when I will leave this world,
09:54when will I meet it again.
09:56Yes.
09:57Hey, you fool.
09:58You caught me. Come here.
10:00What is it to you?
10:01Old man.
10:02Get lost.
10:02Don't misbehave.
10:03I won't spare you.
10:04Don't you dare come near the tree.
10:06You are not a tree animal.
10:08I will cut the tree in a while.
10:10Then I will go to the tree.
10:12Okay.
10:12You are a big man.
10:13Yes.
10:14Behave like a gentleman.
10:14Hey, I won't spare you.
10:16You are not a man.
10:17Get lost.
10:18Hey, listen to me.
10:20Get lost.
10:21Thank God, she is scared.
10:22Get lost.
10:23Listen to me, Mr. Mali.
10:25Keep an eye on him.
10:26Because he is not going from here.
10:28Listen to me.
10:29You won't give me the tree, the fruit,
10:31or even the tea.
10:32What do you want?
10:34You are a weird man.
10:35He is a weird man.
10:42Do you realize now?
10:43No.
10:44He gives you life.
10:45He gives you things.
10:47He gives you oxygen.
10:48You wear his umbrella.
10:49He is a big man.
10:50You are right.
10:51He gives you food.
10:52He gives you tea.
10:53And most importantly, he gives you tea.
10:56Listen to me.
10:57Promise me that you won't cut down the trees from now on.
11:00I promise you.
11:02From now on, keep this in mind.
11:04I will protect these trees with you.
11:07Wow.
11:07I won't let anyone harm them.
11:08Yes.
11:09Good.
11:09Very good.
11:10But Mr. Haroon, there is one more problem.
11:11Yes.
11:12I have a wood job.
11:13Where will I go?
11:14One thing is fine.
11:15It is a very big industry.
11:16Yes.
11:17What will happen to the wood industry?
11:19Look, the thing is that..
11:21Look at the date.
11:23All the companies that have gone through this
11:24and those that haven't changed themselves
11:27have gone out of business.
11:28Absolutely.
11:29You used to see big companies in Pakistan.
11:31I don't want to mention their names here.
11:33But they have gone out of business.
11:34Nokia said that they won't use Android.
11:37They have gone out of business.
11:38Blackberry said that they won't shift to Android.
11:40They have gone out of business.
11:41Kodak said that they won't use digital cameras.
11:44So, if you change too..
11:46Make furniture for MDF.
11:48Make furniture for plywood.
11:50Make furniture for hemp.
11:52Make furniture for rattan and wicker.
11:54First, don't mention their names.
11:56Otherwise, I will hit you.
11:58Let's go.
11:59Come fast.
11:59Yes, ma'am.
12:00Greetings.
12:01Greetings.
12:03Greetings, kids.
12:03Greetings.
12:05Where are you taking the kids today?
12:07We have come to the park today for the tree cutting campaign.
12:10You have come on a school trip, right?
12:11Yes.
12:12Our ma'am said that we are coming here to do tree cutting.
12:16Applause for the kids.
12:17Tree cutting.
12:19Tree cutting.
12:20Since the tree cutting campaign is going on
12:21I thought that you should keep the pot first.
12:24Okay, dear.
12:25Dear, step back a little.
12:26You too step back a little.
12:27Yes.
12:27Because it is fresh.
12:28It is absolutely fresh.
12:30So, ma'am, have you told the kids
12:32what is the importance of cutting trees?
12:34Look, we will cut the tree today.
12:36First, there will be a plant.
12:37Then, it will grow and become a tree.
12:39It will give shade.
12:41Everyone will sit in that shade.
12:42Look, even the people of Khoteledi don't know
12:44that you are studying in a school.
12:45Applause
12:50Sir, this is a very good thing.
12:51First, tell me.
12:53Yes, how are you?
12:54Who are you?
12:55I am the secretary.
12:56I am considered to be the prime minister.
12:59Whose secretary are you?
13:00I am the prime minister.
13:02The minister had to cut the plant.
13:04Who has brought a mad plant here?
13:06Sir, he is not mad.
13:07I have brought it. I am the gardener.
13:09You have brought it?
13:09Yes.
13:10I will destroy you.
13:12I am the DPO of the garden.
13:15Sir, I promise you that I will bring it.
13:18You go under that tree.
13:21Jaya, the minister will cut his hands here.
13:24Oh, no.
13:26What are you doing?
13:27Uncle, what have you done?
13:28Minister, you cut his hands.
13:30Brother, there was a lot of space here.
13:33He could have cut it there.
13:34You have cut the plants.
13:36Sir, the media team will cut his hands.
13:41Sir, he is the gardener. He cannot say anything.
13:42I had promised him about the protection of plants.
13:45I will not spare his minister.
13:46Let him come. We will not spare him.
13:48Sir.
13:49Yes.
13:49You have six children.
13:51One is sick.
13:53What will the minister say?
13:54You are the director.
13:57Okay, children.
13:59Listen to me.
14:01You must know that in Pakistan,
14:03in the last year and the year before that,
14:05and even before that,
14:06there have been huge floods.
14:08Yes.
14:09Do floods come because of water?
14:11Yes.
14:12No.
14:13Floods come because you do not have a system
14:17to stop, contain and give way to the flood water.
14:24Oh.
14:25From now on, never blame water for floods.
14:30And do you know that to stop floods,
14:33we have to build dams?
14:35Yes, we build dams.
14:36No.
14:37Get this out of your mind from today.
14:39What?
14:40To stop floods,
14:43we have to make the waterbeds open,
14:45keep them clean
14:46and plant as many trees as possible.
14:50Okay.
14:50Okay.
14:51Now you know that when there is an earthquake in Pakistan,
14:55Yes.
14:55then in our mountainous areas,
14:57Yes.
14:57there is landsliding.
14:59Houses fall down.
15:00So those houses fall down
15:01because mud and stones come from above.
15:04Yes.
15:05No.
15:05Get this out of your mind.
15:08Okay.
15:08It is not their fault.
15:10The fault is that there were no trees above
15:13that would hold the land.
15:14The tree is the support
15:16that holds the land.
15:18It makes the land slippery.
15:19And one more thing.
15:20Yes, sir.
15:21Children, you must know that our crops are not growing well.
15:25You know that, right?
15:26Yes, sir.
15:26And the reason is that the soil is not slippery.
15:29Hmm.
15:30When the crop is not good,
15:31that is why the soil is not slippery.
15:32Yes, sir.
15:33No.
15:34Get this out of your mind from today.
15:36We didn't have that before.
15:40If you plant more trees,
15:42then the soil will be more slippery.
15:46Yes, sir. He is here.
15:48Okay.
15:48Stand up quickly.
15:49Stand up.
15:50Clear the land.
15:51Clear the land.
15:52Come on.
15:52Hurry up.
15:53Greetings, sir.
15:54Greetings.
15:56Greetings.
15:57Are you ready?
15:58Yes.
15:58Get the powder quickly.
15:59Yes, sir.
16:01I will get the powder.
16:02Give it to me.
16:03One minute.
16:03One minute.
16:03Picture.
16:04Picture.
16:06Try it.
16:09Sir, the picture is ready.
16:10Give it to me.
16:11The picture is ready, right?
16:12Yes, sir.
16:13Give it to me.
16:15Uncle.
16:16Yes.
16:16Why are you dropping the plant?
16:18Do I look like a planter to you?
16:21Do you think that I am an English student?
16:23I am a student of a government school.
16:25Get the plant.
16:26Get the plant.
16:26Where is the plant?
16:27Get the plant.
16:28Get the plant.
16:28Get the plant.
16:29Get the plant.
16:29Get the plant.
16:30Get the plant.
16:31Get the plant.
16:32Get the plant.
16:32One minute.
16:33Get the plant.
16:33Where is the plant?
16:35Okay. Get the plant on this.
16:36Get the plant.
16:36Get the plant.
16:38Hold this.
16:38Show it.
16:39Get the plant.
16:41A good one.
16:42Hold this.
16:42It is a very good one.
16:43Very nice.
16:44Very nice.
16:44Very nice.
16:45Take the water.
16:46Take the water.
16:47Give him the water.
16:49Give me the water.
16:49Give him the water.
16:50Apply it.
16:51She wants to run.
16:53Close all the gates of the park.

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