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00:00Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariya.
00:21Neither you nor we are getting bored of watching Hoshiyariya, nor we are getting bored of doing Hoshiyariya.
00:26Viewers, before I start today's show, I would like to say one thing.
00:30This is especially for the husband and wife, and newly married couples can take more advantage of this.
00:38It is a very big problem, that many times in life you have weaker moments.
00:44Emotionally you are weak, so you tell your wife or husband some such things about your heart,
00:52some such things about your past, which they listen to at that time,
00:56they express their love for you, but after that those same things become a taunt for you.
01:02The problem is not that you don't say those things.
01:05The problem is that the biggest immorality in the world that you can do with your spouse is
01:13that the weaker and emotional moments that are shared with you in love, sadness, grief or helplessness,
01:22they should be put in front of you as a taunt at the time of a fight.
01:26If you do this, then this is the biggest immorality that you do with your spouse.
01:31This leads to the fact that no man, with his wife or his husband,
01:37if they don't share their feelings, they shut themselves off at their weak moments,
01:42and this leads to hatred and distance in relationships.
01:45Don't do this. Let's start today's show with this message.
01:49Today, let's see what is happening behind the scenes in Mr. Chaudhary's den.
01:58How are you, Haroon?
01:59Alhamdulillah, how are you?
02:01It's a great blessing that you said that taunts are made in friendship.
02:05Yes.
02:06But it's not like that.
02:07Fifty years of marriage with a woman.
02:09This woman?
02:10Fifty years of friendship.
02:12Friendship, friendship.
02:13It's not about friendship, it's about a spouse.
02:16Oh no.
02:17This is my friend and he is my friend.
02:20Isn't this a spouse?
02:23You both don't have as much love and affection as a spouse.
02:26Believe me, no taunts have been made so far.
02:29No.
02:30No taunts have been made.
02:31We have slapped each other, we have slapped each other.
02:34No taunts have been made.
02:37One thing, Haroon, you are right.
02:38Yes.
02:39A king should always be a king.
02:41Yes.
02:42I have so many kings.
02:43Yes, of course.
02:44Let me tell you something.
02:45No, no.
02:48A king should always be a king.
02:49He shouldn't be a laborer.
02:52He says, a king should always be a king.
02:53He shouldn't be a laborer.
02:55But this is wrong.
02:56There should be a lack of cleanliness.
03:01By the way, Mr. Chaudhary, you had told your sister-in-law all your secrets, right?
03:05She is dead.
03:06She died with a stick.
03:07Oh wow.
03:08She was a very generous woman.
03:09Yes.
03:10I don't know who betrayed her.
03:11I don't understand what was Mr. Chaudhary's secret that she died as soon as she went into Chaudhary's stomach?
03:19Oh man, Raj, I curse you.
03:22These are Punjabi spices.
03:23She died with a stick.
03:25You know it's the season of marriage these days.
03:26A lot of marriages are taking place.
03:27So many marriages are taking place in the village.
03:29Believe me, there is no time.
03:30There is some or the other marriage every day.
03:32If there was any happiness in the village, it would have reached before Mr. Chaudhary.
03:35Wow.
03:36He is called a fool.
03:38Mr. Chaudhary, how much do you give as a gift?
03:40The thing is that I have never disclosed these things.
03:43Okay.
03:44What should I give as a gift?
03:46I would have given someone's food.
03:47I would have given someone furniture.
03:49I would have given someone money.
03:50I would have given someone jewelry.
03:52I have never disclosed these things.
03:54Wow.
03:55This is a very good thing.
03:56The things that you are going to say will reach all the countries.
04:03Mr. Chaudhary, I am very tired today.
04:05I can't say anything.
04:06Stop it.
04:09Mr. Chaudhary, tell me one thing.
04:10You give so much.
04:13Obviously, God has given you a lot of money.
04:16Didn't you keep any guards for your safety?
04:21Sir, the thing is that
04:23we don't have any enmity with anyone.
04:26We don't have any ill feelings towards anyone.
04:28Sir, they are my people.
04:30Why do they need guards?
04:31I have kept them with me.
04:33You have kept them for safety?
04:35No, I am present here.
04:37You know how much land was seized by Sangliya.
04:40I went there and played with it.
04:43How did you get it seized?
04:44What happened?
04:45Sir, the land was seized.
04:47You are very brave.
04:49You can even break the legs of a goat.
04:52I went there.
04:53I told them that if they want to die,
04:56then they can play with it.
04:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:59God knows what happened to them.
05:01I don't know what happened to them.
05:05How many people were there?
05:06Sir, there were so many people
05:08that it was the third round of enmity.
05:11Oh, oh, oh.
05:12There was a black gathering in the far corner.
05:14Oh.
05:15Oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:16He was hit by a car.
05:18He was taking me to the place
05:20where he would fight.
05:21Oh, oh, oh.
05:23I told him to come out.
05:26He ran away.
05:28He gave me a stick.
05:31What did he say?
05:32He gave me a stick.
05:34He hit him with a stick.
05:39This is our Punjabi joke.
05:41He was saying that he thought
05:43this must be a trap.
05:44A man came.
05:46Oh.
05:47There must be some people behind him.
05:48He thought it was a trap.
05:51Oh, wow.
05:52He said,
05:53I will kill you if you steal.
05:55I am not going to escape.
05:56Rakhi, this is your bravery.
05:58Oh.
05:59I knew it.
06:00Oh.
06:01God saved us.
06:03What happened?
06:04Sit.
06:05Sit with Ram.
06:06We are safe with Mr. Chaudhary.
06:07Oh.
06:08Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.
06:09Greetings.
06:10Mr. Chaudhary, what should I tell you?
06:11Is it raining outside?
06:12Greetings, sir.
06:13Greetings.
06:14What is this room for?
06:15What happened?
06:16Problem.
06:17Mr. Chaudhary, we have reached here with great difficulty.
06:19So much crime has increased in this society.
06:22Thieves are roaming around.
06:24Who are you?
06:25He is the boy from our village.
06:26Jeera.
06:27Oh.
06:28He is the son of Yakoob.
06:29Yakoob.
06:30Yakoob.
06:31Yakoob.
06:32He is a hero.
06:33He runs the business.
06:34Oh.
06:35He has grown a leg.
06:36He was a very good man.
06:37Oh.
06:38Elder sister, today I felt
06:39that that thief is very close to you.
06:40Who are they?
06:41Oh.
06:42They are my wives.
06:43You have two wives?
06:44Uncle, don't worry.
06:45Have some courage.
06:46Bring some water.
06:47Give him some water.
06:48Give him some water.
06:49Have some courage.
06:50Now you have come to this mansion.
06:51Yes.
06:52Mr. Chaudhary.
06:53Can anyone do anything to you?
06:54What happened?
06:55Why are you so scared?
06:57Sir, we were coming from the wedding.
06:59On the way, the robbers stopped us.
07:01Oh.
07:02Then?
07:03Did they rob you?
07:04No, sir.
07:05God saved us.
07:06By the way, there is one thing.
07:07You are a very lucky man.
07:09You got saved from the robbers.
07:10And I think your two wives
07:11don't fight with each other.
07:13No, sir.
07:14Thank God.
07:15They haven't fought for two months.
07:16Look, they love each other so much.
07:17By the way,
07:18this man should be crowned.
07:19Wow.
07:20By the way,
07:21didn't you get traumatized
07:22when the robbers came?
07:23Oh.
07:24We were so scared,
07:25madam.
07:26I was worried
07:27that they might
07:28rob you.
07:29Madam,
07:30when the robbers
07:31stopped us,
07:32I got scared.
07:33Oh.
07:34I was sure
07:35that you would be shot today.
07:36Oh.
07:37Madam,
07:38I thought
07:39that they would
07:40shoot you
07:41with a gun.
07:42Thank God,
07:43they didn't.
07:47Sir,
07:48both of them
07:49were very smart.
07:50Okay.
07:51And when they started robbing,
07:52I convinced them.
07:53You didn't convince them.
07:54It's time
07:55to sit down
07:56and talk to the robbers.
07:57Mr. Adon,
07:58the robbers came
07:59and I heard
08:00a loud bang.
08:01Oh.
08:02I thought,
08:03madam is dead.
08:04It was like a rap song.
08:05Yes.
08:06It was very nice.
08:07What did you convince them?
08:08I convinced them
08:09that you will
08:10start robbing
08:11a poor man
08:12with this money.
08:13Yes.
08:14And you should
08:15rob him
08:16like you rob
08:17a hundred kilos of gold.
08:18What?
08:19Yes.
08:20That's a good advice.
08:21Where are you sitting?
08:25Mr. Adon,
08:26God knows
08:27that I would have
08:28saved a lot of money today.
08:29Oh.
08:30What was that?
08:31Oh.
08:32Mr. Haroon,
08:33such a big raffle
08:34for the robbers.
08:35I think
08:36madam's death
08:37would have already happened.
08:38According to me,
08:39I will have to go
08:40to a village
08:41in their love.
08:44You have saved a lot of money.
08:45What did you save?
08:46Sir,
08:47I had Rs. 3 lakhs in my pocket.
08:48Oh.
08:49They told me to deduct it.
08:50Then?
08:51My sixth part
08:52did the work.
08:53What?
08:54I said,
08:55what will happen
08:56with this Rs. 3 lakhs?
08:57Yes.
08:58If you want money,
08:59go to Chaudhary's den.
09:00You will get
09:01Rs. 40-50 crores
09:02in 24 hours.
09:03What?
09:04No,
09:05you said so much
09:06and did the robbers
09:07give you
09:08the money?
09:09Sir,
09:10when the robbers came,
09:11I heard a sound.
09:12I got scared
09:13and sat behind them.
09:14Why?
09:15I said,
09:16madam's dead body
09:17must be behind them.
09:18Oh.
09:19You are so sweet.
09:20Look there.
09:21You both
09:22were very worried
09:23about each other's life.
09:24But you didn't worry
09:25about your husband?
09:27No.
09:30Mr. Chaudhary,
09:31we have gone to the village.
09:32You should
09:33make some arrangements.
09:34And if you
09:35come to my house
09:36again and again
09:37and again
09:38I feel
09:39you are coming here.
09:40Let's go.
09:41Hello.
09:42Let him go.
09:43He is worth Rs. 3 lakhs.
09:44We are worth crores.
09:48Mr. Chaudhary,
09:49I am going
09:50to my in-laws' house.
09:51I am getting late.
09:52My mother-in-law is unwell.
09:53Please give me leave.
09:54What happened?
09:55Is your mother-in-law unwell?
09:56No,
09:57her mother-in-law
09:58died last year.
09:59I remember.
10:00She has come again.
10:01She is very sweet.
10:02Mr. Chaudhary,
10:03you know what?
10:04Mother's God
10:05is the one
10:06who protects us.
10:07But we should
10:08defend ourselves.
10:09Of course.
10:10We have Jhansi Bani
10:11in front of us.
10:12They give us
10:13jaggery for rent.
10:14Keep a guard
10:15there.
10:16Nothing will happen.
10:17I am also there.
10:18Keep a guard there.
10:19Uncle,
10:20give me the phone.
10:21Yes.
10:22Mr. Chaudhary,
10:23it's a good thing.
10:24We have to prepare.
10:25Hello.
10:26We need a guard.
10:27Someone
10:28who can
10:29protect us.
10:30Yes.
10:31Don't worry about the money.
10:32Don't ask for money.
10:33Oh, God!
10:34What is the matter
10:35with the money?
10:36Oh, God!
10:37You are a curse.
10:38If you have the guts,
10:39you will say
10:40the same thing.
10:41Oh, God!
10:42You are a curse.
10:43If I say
10:44do this,
10:45you will do
10:46the same thing.
10:47Oh, God!
10:48You are a curse.
10:49I say
10:50send a guard.
10:51Yes.
10:52If you have the guts.
10:53Mr. Chaudhary,
10:54what are you saying?
10:55You are a curse.
10:56He keeps saying
10:57that you don't have a guard.
10:58I say
10:59you are a curse.
11:00I say
11:01you don't have a guard.
11:02I say
11:03you are a curse.
11:04I have always
11:05given you good advice.
11:06No, Mr. Daniyal.
11:07I have understood.
11:08When he
11:09told him…
11:10Hello.
11:11Hello.
11:12Hey,
11:13did you ask
11:14for a guard?
11:15You keep saying
11:16that you are a curse.
11:17You are a curse.
11:18You are a curse.
11:21What is your name?
11:22Jagawar.
11:23My name is Jagawar.
11:24Oh, Jagawar.
11:26I think
11:27he is a good guard.
11:28But I have a doubt.
11:29Yes.
11:30If people come
11:31and attack you,
11:32how long will you
11:33defend yourself
11:34with two guns?
11:35Bullets.
11:36Till date,
11:37not a single bullet
11:38was fired
11:39under my watch.
11:40Wow.
11:41More than one?
11:42No, it didn't fire.
11:43It didn't fire?
11:44It didn't fire.
11:45And no one
11:46has died under my watch.
11:47Oh, wow.
11:48Jagawar
11:49doesn't exist.
11:50Wow.
11:51I have seen
11:52a variation guard
11:53after a long time.
11:54But the thing is…
11:55Is there a variation?
11:56Yes, there is.
11:57Okay,
11:58Jagawar,
11:59no bullet
12:00was fired
12:01under your watch.
12:02No,
12:03not a single bullet
12:04was fired.
12:05Because of terror.
12:06Mr. Chaudhary,
12:07I have never
12:08met a dog
12:09because of terror.
12:10I have never met a dog
12:11either.
12:12What happened,
12:13Mr. Chaudhary?
12:14The thing is
12:15that
12:16I have heard
12:17that a dacoit
12:18has come to the village.
12:19I have also heard that.
12:20That boy
12:21made a mistake.
12:22Yes.
12:23He told him
12:24that Chaudhary
12:25has so much gold
12:26and money
12:27and that
12:28the dacoit
12:29is his own man.
12:30He is his own man.
12:31He is the village's man
12:32who gave the location
12:33to the dacoits.
12:34Oh,
12:35Mr. Chaudhary,
12:36I have also made
12:37a mistake.
12:38A car was moving
12:39on the roadside,
12:40Mr. Chaudhary.
12:41There were two men
12:42and they looked
12:43like dacoits.
12:44Oh.
12:45I took them
12:46to the lift
12:47and they have reached
12:48the highway.
12:49You are dead.
12:50What day is it today?
12:51He has come out.
12:52He has come with us.
12:53Don't you
12:54get convinced
12:55by the company?
12:56My boss told me
12:57to reach there quickly.
12:58Mr. Chaudhary called me.
12:59I took the lift
13:00for the dacoits.
13:01I reached there quickly.
13:02But you don't worry
13:03about me.
13:04They will come out
13:05on their own, Mr. Chaudhary.
13:06But you don't worry.
13:07A bullet
13:08will go off
13:09in my eyes.
13:10Someone dies
13:11and you will be my father.
13:13Uncle,
13:14people die here
13:15and bullets go off.
13:16Yes.
13:17This responsibility
13:18is not mine.
13:19You don't worry
13:20and listen to me,
13:21Mr. Chaudhary.
13:22We will go to Jaghawar
13:25and find the dacoits.
13:29Hands up.
13:30Hands up.
13:34Jaghawar.
13:35Jaghawar.
13:36The dacoits have come.
13:37The dacoits haven't come.
13:38I thought
13:39some animal has come.
13:42You ran so fearfully.
13:43Didn't you find your father?
13:46Put the gun down.
13:50Quickly.
13:54Sit down.
13:55Do we have to hit them?
13:59You know
14:00that there will be no fight.
14:02Okay.
14:03No bullets will go off
14:04and no one will die here.
14:06What will happen here?
14:10Mr. Chaudhary,
14:11the wise say
14:12that what is said
14:13must be said.
14:14You shouldn't fight.
14:15Just a minute.
14:16The bullets won't go off.
14:17Wait a minute.
14:18Mr. Chaudhary,
14:19come here.
14:20Come here.
14:22Sit down.
14:23Sit down.
14:24Sit down.
14:25Sit down.
14:28Sit down.
14:29Sit down.
14:30Nothing will happen.
14:31The bullets won't go off
14:32and no one will die here.
14:33No bullets will go off
14:34and no one will die here.
14:35Sit down.
14:36He has put the gun down.
14:37He is a scout.
14:38He won't say anything.
14:39Mr. Chaudhary,
14:40look what he has done.
14:41What will happen?
14:42Look,
14:43you have come
14:44on our head.
14:46Who calls a dacoit
14:47that he has come
14:48on our head?
14:49This is the first time.
14:50It's a bad thing.
14:51Okay.
14:52Have you ever been
14:53on a dacoit's head?
14:54No.
14:55Never.
14:56Then do this.
14:57Forget about this.
14:58What do you want?
14:59Wealth.
15:00And gold.
15:01Jigawar has asked
15:02an important question.
15:03What do you want?
15:04What do you want?
15:05I have understood it
15:06very well.
15:07Look,
15:08this is called
15:09to the point.
15:10Do you know what
15:11to the point is?
15:12The dacoits have come
15:13to rob us.
15:14They haven't done
15:15anything useless.
15:16No.
15:17They have said
15:18whatever they wanted.
15:19Tell me,
15:20how much gold do you want?
15:22What do you want to say?
15:23Sir,
15:24you can make a deal
15:25for gold.
15:26I will make
15:27five cups of tea for you.
15:29Hey,
15:30don't talk
15:31like a dacoit.
15:32Sir,
15:33your brother
15:34is your brother.
15:35What?
15:37God knows
15:38you are close to me.
15:39I will kiss your face
15:40in this decision.
15:43Sir,
15:44what I want to say
15:45is that
15:46if you want to solve
15:47this matter,
15:48there is no point
15:49in shooting.
15:50You are a dacoit.
15:51There is no point
15:52in shooting.
15:54Hey,
15:55did you say
15:56that you want gold?
15:57Yes.
15:58What do you want?
15:59Gold.
16:00Take it.
16:01Do you want
16:02a biscuit basket?
16:03He will be happy
16:04when he gets work.
16:05Here you go,
16:06sir.
16:07Be happy.
16:08Give it to me.
16:11The thing is
16:12that
16:13it is not right
16:14to shoot
16:15in such a long dacoit.
16:16It is a big thing.
16:17Hey,
16:18come here.
16:19I want to tell you
16:20that you are a dacoit
16:21and not a sugarcane seller.
16:23This is how it is.
16:24Don't you know
16:25that they have a lot of work?
16:27Why do you want two bags?
16:28What?
16:29Sir,
16:30this one is for gold
16:31and this one is for money.
16:33You can see
16:34which one you want.
16:37Now,
16:38the decision is made.
16:40I want two things.
16:41You want two things?
16:42Yes.
16:43Okay,
16:44I will do it.
16:45Brother,
16:46let's be honest.
16:47Both the bags
16:48are for gold
16:49and this one is for money.
16:50Give it to me.
16:51My father
16:52has given me the right.
16:54Come here.
16:56Move aside.
16:57Hey.
16:58Stand straight.
16:59Good.
17:02That's it.
17:03Now,
17:04I will shoot
17:05and he will die.
17:06You said
17:07that you will shoot
17:08and he will die.
17:09Believe me,
17:10I didn't shoot.
17:14Ladies and gentlemen,
17:15this was a small break.
17:16We will meet again
17:17in the next episode.