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00:00So I said to the floor walker, listen Sonny, just cause you got a carnation in your buttonhole
00:10don't mean...
00:11Shh!
00:12Your dad's asleep.
00:13Why is dad in sleep in the daytime?
00:23Cause he's had a hard week, he's all tied out.
00:27Let me take his shoes off.
00:32Would you run in the kitchen and get my sewing basket, Harold?
00:35Okay, Hazel.
00:48Can't let his foot get cold.
00:57Yeah?
00:58I didn't see your dining basket, Hazel.
01:03It's right there on the counter next to the toaster.
01:07I didn't see it.
01:08I bet your cookie it's there, that's where I always keep it.
01:15Hi, I'm home!
01:20Hi honey, I was just taking a little...
01:23What's the matter, George?
01:26Dorothy, you won't believe this, but while I was taking a nap my sock fell off.
01:52And, uh, how was your day?
02:15Oh, I guess typical's the word for it.
02:17I took back your new shirts, I got a larger size.
02:21The plumber was here, George, he says we need a new water heater.
02:23So I said, go ahead.
02:25Oh, something all the time.
02:27And then Harold fell off his bicycle and skinned his knee.
02:30Poor kid.
02:31Boys should be born with cast iron kneecaps.
02:33Oh, it wasn't anything serious.
02:35Oh, and then Hazel's nephew Walter phoned from California.
02:39Oh, I didn't know she had a nephew in California.
02:41Oh, George, you've just forgotten.
02:44He's her brother Steve's boy.
02:47Steve.
02:48He sends her candied fruit at Christmas.
02:50Oh, yes, yes, I know.
02:52Well, anyway, Walter phoned to say he was flying east today and he was looking forward to seeing her.
02:56Well, knowing Hazel, I bet she's excited.
02:58Oh, you can't imagine.
03:00So I told her he could stay here.
03:04You what?
03:05I told her he could stay in the extra room.
03:07Oh, Dorothy, you know Hazel's relatives are the weirdest people in the world.
03:11Well, George, we shouldn't judge a man we've never met.
03:14Well, one of Hazel's relatives, I'll take a chance.
03:17Tell her you've changed your mind.
03:18Well, I can't.
03:19George, the plane's already landed.
03:20He'll be here any minute.
03:23Well, I guess we can suffer through one night.
03:26It may be as long as a week, George.
03:28It depends on how long his business takes him.
03:30Well, in that case, we're in for a nightmare.
03:32Now, darling, we haven't met him yet.
03:34He may be perfectly all right.
03:37Well, I guess you're right.
03:39But remember the week her cousin stayed here, the professional wrestler?
03:42Oh, tell me that wasn't a nightmare.
03:44That was a little playful, yes.
03:46A little?
03:47Well, a big ox picked me up and put me in an airplane spit every time I came to the house.
03:51He swore if he'd drop me.
03:52But he didn't, George.
03:53He was very strong.
03:54And that's another thing.
03:56People should ask permission before they tear a phone book in half.
03:59Hi, Mr. Bean.
04:00Did you hear the good news?
04:01Well, I heard the news.
04:03Oh, boy, I'm so delighted.
04:04I haven't seen him in 15 years.
04:07I hope I'm safe in assuming that he's not a professional wrestler.
04:10Oh, oh, I know what you mean.
04:11You're thinking of my cousin Alfred.
04:13Oh, boy, wasn't he something?
04:15Always clowning.
04:17Remember what he'd do when you come in the house?
04:21Yes, Hazel.
04:22He'd lift you over his head and spin you around in an airplane spin.
04:28I remember.
04:30And he was laughing all the time.
04:32A person just couldn't get mad at him.
04:35I think a person could.
04:37Oh, but he just did it to amuse Harold.
04:39You know, he just loved kids, Alfred did.
04:42Fine, but I want to hear about Walter.
04:44Oh, oh, well, he's my brother Steve's boy.
04:46You know, the one that always sends me the candied fruit at Christmas
04:49that you like to eat the pineapple out of?
04:51All right, Hazel, but I want to hear about Walter.
04:54What does he do?
04:55Oh, well, it's kind of hard to explain.
04:58First he does one thing, and then he does another.
05:02I guess you could call him a promoter.
05:05Is that a car door?
05:10Oh, he's here! He's here!
05:12Darling, be nice to him.
05:17Wally!
05:21Aunt Hazel.
05:22I've been waiting and waiting. Give me a big hug.
05:25It's so good to see you. You haven't changed a bit.
05:28Well, you sure have. I haven't seen you since you were a teenager.
05:32Boy, that must have been 15 years ago.
05:34Ain't he the best looking thing you ever saw?
05:36Well, yeah, lady, I guess so.
05:39Oh, well, most pictures don't do people justice, do they?
05:42Lady, I've never seen his pictures.
05:44Well, I'll show you some when we get in the house.
05:46Aunt Hazel, I'm sure he has to get back on the job.
05:48It'll only take a second. I got the family album right in the kitchen.
05:51How's your mom and dad?
05:53Fine. They send you their love.
05:55Oh, boy, I sure miss them.
05:56Did you have a nice flight?
05:58Perfect. Clear sky all the way.
06:00I bet you had pretty hostesses buzzing around you like bees.
06:03That driver?
06:04Yes, ma'am.
06:05He's here!
06:06Here, now, you just take off your coat and make yourself at home.
06:09There we are.
06:10Is that you, Hazel? Is that you?
06:13And this is Harold. I know I wrote home about him.
06:15You certainly did. Hello, Harold.
06:17Hello, Mr. Burke.
06:18And then Mr. and Mrs. Baxter.
06:20And this is our Walter.
06:22How do you do?
06:23Well, how do you do? This is a real pleasure.
06:25I've heard so much about you both.
06:27In fact, a collection of Aunt Hazel's letters would provide a history of the Baxter family.
06:31How do you do, Mr. Burke?
06:33If you're with us, please consider our house your home.
06:36Ah.
06:37Thank you, Mrs. Baxter. That's very nice of you.
06:39Oh, and what was your name?
06:41Stu. Stu Albertson.
06:43Oh, well, Stu, my name is Hazel Burke, and you met my nephew, Walter Burke.
06:47You met him.
06:48And Mr. and Mrs. Baxter, and this is little Harold.
06:53And Stu here wanted to see our photograph album.
06:56Ladies, I've got to get back on the job.
06:59It's 420 on a meter, Mr. Burke.
07:02Oh, certainly, certainly. I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
07:06Oh, uh-oh.
07:08Can you change a hundred?
07:09A hundred? Are you kidding?
07:12Well, I have my restaurant credit card.
07:14Can you charge it to that?
07:15Not a chance.
07:17Aunt Hazel?
07:18I only have a dollar and a half in my purse.
07:20I had my hair done because you were coming.
07:23Want me to open my piggy bank?
07:24Never mind, son.
07:26I'll lend Mr. Burke the $4.20.
07:29Here's a $5 bill.
07:30Well, thank you very much, Mr. Baxter.
07:32This is an awful way to start a relationship.
07:35Do you mind if we make it five even?
07:37I'd like to give him a little tip.
07:39Uh, no, no, that's fine.
07:41Here you are, and thank you very much.
07:43Thank you, son.
07:45Hazel put some cookies in your room, and I didn't touch one.
07:49I thought you might like to nibble on them.
07:51Well, wonderful.
07:52Well, why don't we go up and get some?
07:53Well.
07:54I hope they're oatmeal.
07:55No, Toe House.
07:57Well, I want some oatmeal before I leave.
07:58I remember them from when I was a kid.
07:59Well, I'll make some right after dinner.
08:02I'll show you where your room is.
08:04Well, thank you, Harold.
08:05How much did you have in your piggy bank?
08:07Over $10.
08:10Oh, Mr. Burke, don't you think that suitcase is a little heavy for your aunt?
08:13Oh, my gosh, Aunt Hazel, give me that.
08:15No, no, that's all right.
08:17I can manage it.
08:18Not while I'm around.
08:20Ain't he terrific?
08:22Yes, it's possible for a man not to have change, but did you actually see the $100 bill?
08:34No, he just looked in his wallet.
08:37Exactly.
08:38And it was probably inked.
08:39Oh, now, George, we don't know that.
08:41What if he had taken a $100 bill out and waved it under our noses?
08:45Wouldn't you have thought he was showing off?
08:47Well, I...
08:48Walter will be down in a minute.
08:49He's upstairs washing.
08:51Hey, if that ain't like a man, you know what he did?
08:54He forgot his razor and shaving cream.
08:56Well, I'd prefer he wouldn't use mine, Hazel, if that's what you're suggesting.
08:59Oh, no, Mr. B., he wouldn't impose like that.
09:02But what I wanted to know is if I could phone the drugstore and have them send the things over and charge them to Mr. B.'s account.
09:07You know, just till he gets change.
09:09Well, all right, Hazel, but I'd suggest you mention to Walter that the banks open at 10 in the morning.
09:15Oh, yes, he was asking me about that.
09:17Oh, Missy, is it all right if Walter borrows your car in the morning so he won't have to take the bus?
09:22I suppose so.
09:24Well, all right, I'll phone the drugstore.
09:28Oh, boy, that guy's a doozy.
09:31And I could put him our allowance in it every week.
09:33Good idea, save for a rainy day.
09:35In fact, I wish I had had a piggy bank to shake some money out of for that cab driver.
09:39Well, if you ever need any money while you're here, I'll lend it to you.
09:42Thank you, Harold, I'll remember that.
09:47What's that?
09:48A little present I brought along for my Aunt Hazel.
09:50Shall we go downstairs and give it to her?
09:52Okay.
09:53No, that's all, Mr. Casey.
09:55You're sure that the blades come with a razor?
09:58Oh, swell.
09:59Well, will you send them right over and charge them to Mr. Baxter's account?
10:03Bye.
10:04Hazel, he brought you something.
10:06Oh, now, Walter, you shouldn't have.
10:08It's nothing, Aunt Hazel.
10:09I remember you loved them when I was a kid.
10:11Oh, boy, if these are what I think they are.
10:16Oh, chocolate-covered cherries.
10:18Oh, they just make me drool.
10:20Are you going to open them?
10:22Oh, yes, I'm going to open them.
10:24But everybody's just going to get one, on account of I don't want to spoil your dinner.
10:31Look what Walter brought me.
10:32Chocolate-covered cherries.
10:34Ain't that the most thoughtful thing you ever heard of?
10:36Oh, well, Hazel, that's very nice.
10:38Only one, Mr. B.
10:40No, thank you, I don't care for any.
10:42You don't care for any?
10:43Are you sick, Mr. B?
10:44I feel fine, I just don't care for any.
10:46Oh, Harold, thank you, Hazel.
10:48Walter?
10:49Thank you, Aunt Hazel.
10:52Mmm, ain't they delicious? Mmm, melt in your mouth.
10:57Mr. Burke, what brings you to our city?
11:00Is this a vacation trip?
11:01Oh, no, no, strictly business.
11:04I'm after money.
11:05Missy said you could have her car in the morning.
11:08Well, that's very generous of you, Mrs. Baxter.
11:10I had expected to rent a car.
11:11Well, maybe that's a better idea.
11:13Then you'd both have transportation.
11:15No, of course, of course.
11:16It is one of the expenses of my business.
11:18Mr. Burke, I'm not quite clear.
11:21Just what is your business?
11:23Well, I'm a promoter, Mr. Baxter.
11:25Oh, I come to successful men, such as yourself,
11:28who may want to invest a few thousand dollars.
11:31Mr. Burke, I don't have any money to invest.
11:34Ain't sick, Mr. B.
11:36Well, that's all right, Aunt Hazel.
11:38I'm sure Mr. Baxter is just trying to set the record straight.
11:43I think that's putting it very well, Mr. Burke.
11:45Oh, Walter's got lots of prospects, ain't you, Walter?
11:48Indeed I have.
11:49One of them is a man named Griffin.
11:51Harvey Griffin?
11:53Well, yes.
11:55Well, he happens to be a very important client of mine.
11:58Perhaps Hazel has mentioned him in her letters to you.
12:01Yes, I believe she has.
12:02Ain't that terrific?
12:04Walter's given one of our old friends an opportunity.
12:12Now, we said Hazel's letters were practically a history of the family.
12:16Oh, I'll bet he's going to call on every client I have.
12:19He must have a list of the wealthiest men in town.
12:22It's possible, all right.
12:24The question is, what shall I do?
12:26Now, there's no point in telling him to simply stop and go home.
12:29That wouldn't faze a man like Walter a bit.
12:31Now, darling, it isn't fair to say a man like Walter.
12:34We have no evidence he isn't honest and honorable.
12:37No, we have no evidence.
12:40But you better count all the spoons the first thing in the morning.
12:43George, really.
12:45Well, what do you think about him?
12:47Well, I have no complaint against him, except for the way he treats Hazel.
12:52Asking her to make oatmeal cookies after she's worked a full day.
12:56Asking her to bake muffins for dinner.
12:58Well, she waits on him hand and foot.
13:00Did you know he asked her to press his suit for tomorrow?
13:03No, I certainly did not.
13:06Well, he did.
13:07That man is the original moocher.
13:09And I'm calling Mr. Griffin the first thing in the morning
13:11and warning him not to have anything to do with him.
13:13That's right, Mr. Griffin. I arrived late this afternoon.
13:16Tell him I said hello.
13:18My Aunt Hazel says hello.
13:20His best to you.
13:23I hope you received the data and samples I sent you from California.
13:27Good, good.
13:28Naturally, I'm anxious to discuss things with you,
13:30and I wonder if you have any free time tomorrow.
13:34Well, 10 o'clock will be fine. I'll be there.
13:36Thank you, Mr. Griffin. Good night.
13:40Well, I've got a flip in the door.
13:42Oh, that's terrific.
13:44And that reminds me, I need a shine.
13:46Oh, well, you just slip them off.
13:48I'll shine them just as soon as I finish the suit.
13:51Now, Aunt Hazel, I...
13:52Come on, slip them off. I'd love to do it.
13:55All right.
14:00Tell me what it is you're working on.
14:02You know, I might even invest a couple of hundred thousand myself.
14:05Well, I didn't know the ant was loaded.
14:07Oh, sure.
14:08I'm a regular Fort Knox in an apron.
14:11Go on, tell me.
14:12Well, it's a new plastic a Los Angeles chemist invented,
14:15a fantastic material.
14:16It can be molded into any shape.
14:18Oh, you can do that with any plastics, can't you?
14:20Yes, but this material is acid resistant,
14:23and it stands heat up to 1,500 degrees Fahrenheit.
14:26A plastic?
14:27Uh-huh.
14:28Well, cooking utensils can be made out of it.
14:30Boy, it sounds practically unbelievable.
14:33Well, I hope Mr. Griffin doesn't agree with you.
14:36I won't raise a dime.
14:37Oh, you'll convince him.
14:39I hope so.
14:40You know what I'd like for breakfast?
14:42No, you tell me, and I'll get it for you.
14:44Eggs Benedict. Do you have the fixings?
14:46Oh, sure we have.
14:47And I wonder if I could have breakfast early.
14:49Say, about six?
14:50Six?
14:51Well, I have a lot to do in the morning.
14:52I have to work on my presentation and rent a car,
14:55and I certainly don't want to be late for Mr. Griffin.
14:57Oh, I'll have your breakfast ready for you.
14:59Don't you worry.
15:00Good.
15:01Let's see, it's 10.30 here.
15:02That makes it 7.30 in California.
15:04Do you think the Baxters would mind if I made a long-distance call?
15:06Of course not.
15:07Good.
15:08I'll find out what the charges are
15:10and pay Mr. Baxter back as soon as I get some change.
15:13You go right ahead.
15:18Oh, Wally, I can't tell you how terrific it is
15:21to have your own flesh and blood right here in the house.
15:27Morning.
15:28Good morning, Hazel.
15:29Good morning, Hazel.
15:30Hazel, what time does that nephew of yours get up?
15:33I expect the family to tiptoe around just so he can sleep.
15:36Oh, he's been gone for a half an hour, Mr. B.
15:38You didn't even hear him, did you?
15:40No, I didn't.
15:41That's because he was tiptoeing around so you wouldn't hear him.
15:44I wanted to call you so you could enjoy an early morning breakfast with him,
15:47but he said, no, a man your age probably needs his sleep.
15:51Hazel, I'm not quite seen out yet.
15:53A live wire like Walter probably gets up at 6 o'clock every morning.
15:57You want me to call you early tomorrow morning, Mr. B?
15:59No, I don't.
16:01He sure has a terrific appetite.
16:03He had two helpings of Eggs Benedict.
16:05Oh, are we having Eggs Benedict this morning?
16:07No, the ham is all gone.
16:09Oh, my.
16:10I told you he had a terrific appetite.
16:12He was talking about his project.
16:14Oh, it's terrific.
16:15If you had a little extra money, Mr. B,
16:17I think Walter might let you in on it.
16:19I'm not interested in getting in on it, Hazel.
16:22Oh? Well, a lot of people are.
16:24He made some long-distance calls last night.
16:26On our phone?
16:27That's all right.
16:28He'll settle up with you when he gets the bill changed.
16:30He called Mr. Griffin, too.
16:32Mr. Griffin?
16:33Sure, that's who he has the appointment with at 10 o'clock this morning.
16:36He hopes that Mr. Griffin's going to put a lot of money in it.
16:39Hazel, just what is this project?
16:42It's a plastic.
16:43You know, you can make kitchen utensils out of it.
16:45Even frying pans.
16:47It's practically unbelievable.
16:49Yes, isn't it?
16:50Oh, I don't mean really unbelievable, Mr. B.
16:54Hazel, plastic melts when it's heated.
16:57Oh, but this doesn't.
16:58This doesn't.
16:59It heats up to 1,500 degrees.
17:02Well, that's what Walter said.
17:05He's my nephew, Mr. B.
17:07I know, Hazel.
17:08And I hate to say this, but I suspect your nephew is a phony.
17:13Oh, no, Mr. B.
17:15Well, now, Hazel, think back.
17:16The first thing he did when he came in the house, he borrowed $5 from me.
17:19Well, that's because he didn't have anything smaller than $100.
17:22But he's going to get it changed.
17:24He said this morning when I gave him the bus fare, he was going to get it changed.
17:31He charged long-distance calls to the phone,
17:33shaving things at the drugstore and made you press his suit.
17:36Well, that's because he wanted to look nice for Mr. Griffin.
17:39And that's another thing, Hazel.
17:41If a relative of mine tried to raise money from friends I mentioned in my letters, I'd be furious.
17:46You would, Mr. B.?
17:48Yes, I would.
17:49I would consider it most unethical.
17:51How do you feel?
17:53Well, he's my nephew.
17:56What do you think we ought to do?
17:59I think we ought to warn Mr. Griffin of the type of man he's dealing with.
18:02I feel we owe him that.
18:03Well, Mr. B., we're only guessing, you know.
18:05I want to be fair to Walter, too.
18:08Well, I have some connections in Los Angeles that could check on Walter,
18:11but we just don't have the time.
18:14Didn't you mention they have a meeting at 10 o'clock?
18:16Oh, yeah.
18:17I tell you what.
18:18I could go down to Mr. Griffin's office and keep him apart for a couple of hours.
18:22Would that give you enough time?
18:24Yes, yes, Hazel, that would.
18:26But what if you can't keep them apart?
18:29Well, I'll just have to tell Mr. Griffin myself.
18:33So you call me at Mr. Griffin's office if you hear something.
18:37I'd better hurry if I'm going to get there before Walter.
18:45Hi, Janie.
18:46Hazel, this is a surprise.
18:48Well, I just happened to be in the neighborhood,
18:50and I thought I'd drop in and say hello to Mr. Griffin.
18:52Is anybody in there with him?
18:54No, not at the moment.
18:55But he's expecting somebody at 10.
18:57Oh, swell. That'll only take a sec.
19:00Mr. Griffin, Hazel Burke is here to see you.
19:03Hazel, send her in.
19:04Go ahead, Hazel.
19:05Thanks, Janie.
19:08Well, Hazel, what brings you down this way?
19:11Oh, you brought me some brownies?
19:13How do you know?
19:14I smelled them.
19:15I can detect the aroma of one of your brownies at 100 yards.
19:18Well, here they are. Enjoy them.
19:20Oh, I will.
19:22Oh, no, don't open them now. They're for your dessert.
19:25Oh, one.
19:26Well, all right, just one.
19:29I'll eat it slowly and make it last.
19:31I have a message for you from my nephew.
19:33A message?
19:34Well, I'm expecting him here any minute.
19:36Well, that's what it's all about.
19:38He's going to be delayed.
19:40Delayed? Why?
19:41Well, it's something about a telephone call from California.
19:45Oh, well, a few minutes doesn't make any difference.
19:48Well, it may be a couple of hours.
19:50Things have got to be checked.
19:52For a man who's trying to get me to invest, he's being pretty independent.
19:56Yeah, well, that's the way he is.
19:58So why don't you buzz your secretary on the intercom
20:01and tell her to change the time of the appointment?
20:03He's not trying to cut me out of this, is he?
20:06Oh, no, no, no, he wouldn't do a thing like that.
20:08Why don't you just buzz Janie and tell her to change the appointment, huh?
20:12If he hadn't mentioned in his first letter that he was your nephew,
20:16I never would have answered.
20:18Yeah, well, why don't you just buzz her?
20:20It sounded like such a crackpot idea.
20:23But I said to myself, if he's her nephew,
20:26at least I can be courteous enough to reply.
20:29If you just buzz her.
20:31A plastic frying pan.
20:33I spoke to my research department and they just laughed.
20:36Plastic gets soft when it's heated.
20:38How does this thing work?
20:39Oh, the intercom?
20:40Yeah.
20:41Well, when I want to speak to my secretary, I just flip that switch.
20:44No kidding.
20:46Can I do it?
20:47Well, of course.
20:48I wouldn't know what to say.
20:51Yes, Mr. Griffin?
20:52This is Hazel.
20:54Mr. Griffin wants you to tell Mr. Burke when he comes
20:56to change his appointment from 10 to 12 o'clock.
20:59Boy, how am I doing?
21:01Just fine, Hazel.
21:03Oh, and another thing.
21:04Just tell Mr. Burke to sit down and wait
21:06until Mr. Griffin asks him to come in.
21:09Boy, you sound like a real executive, huh?
21:12You can join my staff anytime, as long as you make brownies.
21:16Oh, and if a phone call comes from Mr. Baxter for me,
21:19just put it through on Mr. Griffin's phone.
21:22Boy, it's fun being an executive.
21:24Go ahead, Hazel.
21:25Play with it.
21:26No, I don't want to play anymore.
21:29You were talking about your research department.
21:32Oh, yes.
21:33The boys in the lab advised me to have nothing to do with it.
21:36They said your nephew was a phony.
21:39For Pete's sake.
21:40So when I wrote him, I said he'd have to send me
21:43a sample of the plastic.
21:45And he didn't send it, huh?
21:47No, he didn't.
21:48He sent me a finished frying pan.
21:51You're kidding.
21:52No.
21:53I got the boys to check it out.
21:55It's an amazing material.
21:57Stands temperatures up to 1,500 degrees.
22:00For Pete's sake.
22:01I still wasn't satisfied.
22:03He might be your nephew,
22:05but I want to know more about a man than that
22:07before I do business with him.
22:09A man in my position has every con man in the country after him.
22:13Oh, sure.
22:14Fellas without a cent in their pocket
22:16will steal somebody else's idea
22:18and then try to get me to finance it.
22:20What happens?
22:21I finish up with a big lawsuit.
22:24Yeah.
22:25So I had some investigators check him out.
22:28And you didn't get the report, huh?
22:30Well, I certainly had got here.
22:32That's why I had your nephew come east.
22:34What?
22:35He's got a triple A rating in Dun & Bradstreet.
22:37Respected in his community.
22:39Active in the Chamber of Commerce.
22:41A thriving business.
22:42And he's putting $20,000 of his own money in the plastic.
22:46Now that's the kind of a man I like to do business with.
22:49Oh, for Pete's sake.
22:50Have another brownie, Mr. Griffin.
22:56Yes, Mr. Griffin?
22:57Is Walter Burke out there?
22:59He came in a few minutes ago.
23:01Well, tell him to come right in.
23:02Mr. Griffin's waiting for him.
23:07And Mr. Griffin's chemists say
23:08it could revolutionize kitchenware.
23:10As a matter of fact, he was so enthused
23:12he put up $100,000.
23:14Oh, that's wonderful.
23:15You know, I was just thinking.
23:16I could probably scrape together $5,000 or so.
23:19You know, that might be smart, George.
23:21Get in on the ground floor.
23:22Well, that's how fortunes are made.
23:24And a person can't go too far wrong
23:26following Mr. Griffin's lead in investments.
23:28Excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Baxter.
23:30I want to thank you for your hospitality and say goodbye.
23:33Oh, you're not leaving?
23:34Yes, I've wound up all my business here
23:36and I've got to get back to California.
23:38Oh, I'm going to hate to see him go.
23:40It's been too short a stay, Mr. Burke.
23:42We didn't really get a chance to know you.
23:45Well, we had a chance, but I guess we muffed it.
23:48Well, forget it.
23:49I would have felt the same way in your shoes.
23:51We are all square, aren't we?
23:53Telephone calls?
23:54Oh, absolutely.
23:56And Walter, to show my confidence in you,
23:58I want to put $5,000 into that plastic idea.
24:01Oh, I am sorry, Mr. Baxter,
24:03but there are no more shares available.
24:05I bought the last $200 worth, Mr. B.
24:08You did?
24:09And it's just as well, too,
24:10because you ain't in no position to be making any more investments.
24:13No, I ain't.
24:14Well, Missy, he's got that big bill for fixing the roof
24:18and his insurance premium is overdue
24:20and you need a new coat
24:22and Harold's growing out of everything
24:25to say nothing of my birthday coming up.
24:28For Pete's sake.
24:30But I will keep you in mind for my next project.
24:32Uh, what's that?
24:34Well, I don't have one at the moment.
24:36I got a wonderful idea.
24:37What about an oblong umbrella
24:39so two people could walk together in the rain?
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