Doc Martin 0104 The Portwenn Effect
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00:00Thank you so much for joining us and we'll see you next time.
00:30Martin!
00:44We've got a disco ball this year, all the beer you can drink, two glasses of white wine,
00:48a band and all for a tenner.
00:49Go on, give me two then.
00:50Oh, there's one, I believe.
00:51Right up.
00:52I've just been mugged by Burt and I've now got two tickets to the Portwen players' dance.
01:00An auspicious occasion.
01:01Do you want one?
01:02Er, doctors aren't allowed to attend social events and, um, I can't dance.
01:06Well, you don't have to dance.
01:08Ah, really?
01:09I won't dance.
01:10Burt, have you nabbed my nephew yet?
01:12Here, Doc, you can't pass up on an event like this.
01:15I'm busy that night.
01:16I didn't tell you what night it's on.
01:17Oh, come on, though, it's a charity do, it's a bit of fun.
01:20We all squeeze in the village hall and shake our booties.
01:23Sounds appalling.
01:24No, you've no chance there, Burt.
01:26Oh, well, you know where we'll be.
01:29Yeah.
01:36You're a mug.
01:37You've got a ticket.
01:38I've got a spare one.
01:40Thanks.
01:42Thanks very much.
01:43Great.
01:44What time?
01:45Um, about eight.
01:47See you there.
01:48OK.
01:49Great.
01:50Well, make sure you put on your dancing shoes.
01:54I reckon she fancies you.
01:57Blimey.
02:03OK, kids, don't forget we're going to Mrs. Potter's home.
02:06So please respect that.
02:07Mrs. Potter is an expert on British bird life
02:10and we're very lucky to have her here in the village.
02:12I don't care about the stupid old bag.
02:14Peter!
02:15I know what I want to know about birds.
02:18I learn about birds when I speak.
02:20Look, if you won't cooperate, Peter,
02:22I'm just going to have to give you a call.
02:25Common garden species.
02:27Blackbird, black cat, blue-tipped brambling,
02:29bullfinch, chaffinch.
02:31What do you want to know?
02:32Breeding habits?
02:33Feeding habits?
02:34It's not enough to be clever, Peter.
02:36Sometimes you just have to be polite.
02:38Why?
02:39And sometimes you have to put some work in.
02:41So whether you come in or not,
02:42you're still going to have to do the project, Peter,
02:44same as everybody else.
02:45I don't care about birds.
02:46Right.
02:47Well, you wait here outside.
02:49You stay right here and you come in.
02:54You wait here and don't move.
03:06Elaine, why is there only one appointment this afternoon?
03:11I thought you'd need the afternoon for travel.
03:13That's a home visit upon Bodman.
03:15What?
03:16I told you.
03:18The park ranger, he's been asking for a visit for weeks.
03:22If he's able-bodied, he should come in.
03:24Dr Sim used to go to him because he's got this bad...
03:27Yes, they all have.
03:28Tell him I'm busy and I hate driving
03:30and unless he's actually dying,
03:32would he be so kind as to come in here?
03:35Now, this little fellow is a finch
03:38and he's nearly ready to take his chances out in the wild.
03:42They're seed-eating birds, these are.
03:45And, of course, this time of the year,
03:47there aren't many seeds around.
03:50They put out those lovely little tables
03:53so that there's plenty to eat.
03:55Of course, they eat thistles and grounsel and other things.
03:59Now, in Victorian times...
04:01Are there any?
04:05No.
04:06It's just a virus. Nothing to be done.
04:08It'll pass.
04:09OK.
04:10What are you going to give me?
04:11Nothing.
04:12Just an antibiotic?
04:13No, just give it a couple of days.
04:15What?
04:16It's a minor virus.
04:19An antibiotic would work if you had a bacterial infection,
04:22but you don't. You have a minor virus.
04:24Dr Sim always gave me an antibiotic.
04:27Antibiotics never did anyone any harm.
04:29Look, I've got patients to see who might actually be ill,
04:32so I'll just say this once.
04:34Firstly, antibiotics don't touch viruses.
04:38Secondly, even if you had a bacterial infection,
04:40you'd be well advised to try and fight it on your own
04:43so that you can develop some natural immunity.
04:46Thirdly, we are seeing bacterial strains
04:48becoming resistant to antibiotics in common usage
04:51due to the widespread over-prescription
04:53by doctors such as the late, great Jim Sim,
04:56dishing out antibiotics in all probability
04:59to whingers like you.
05:01Off you go.
05:09Now, who'd like to come outside in my garden
05:13and see if we can see Mr Blackcap
05:15having his lunch at my bird table?
05:18Come on, let's go out.
05:20Careful as you go down over those steps
05:22because they're quite dangerous.
05:24OK?
05:27Oh!
05:30My bird tables!
05:34Peter Cronk!
05:37Put down that bird feeder
05:39and come up this stair at this minute.
05:42Come.
05:47Mark.
05:48Hi. Hi there.
05:50How are you?
05:51Fine. What can I do for you?
05:53Me? No, I'm fine. Fine.
05:56I'm perky.
05:58I won't bother you with why.
06:01I got a date, that's why.
06:03Good.
06:04Is that what you...?
06:08There was one...
06:10small thing.
06:11As you know, I've not been hugely...
06:13I've not been successful with people of the opposite sex
06:16and, er, lately...
06:18Are you on email at all?
06:20Do you get those emails about...?
06:22Or is it just me?
06:24I...
06:25I've been wondering if maybe the problem is a size thing.
06:31Apparently, no matter what a woman tells you, it does matter.
06:37Er, take a seat.
06:40Do you, er, feel you have a problem...?
06:43I don't know. The showers is one thing, but you can't tell,
06:46so I was hoping you could tell me.
06:48I should refer you.
06:50I just thought you might know what's normal.
06:52There's a range of normality.
06:54I mean, I'm not talking, you know...
06:56It's not like I've measured, but...
07:00I mean, do you think six...
07:02six would be normal?
07:04I'd say six was normal, yeah.
07:07Good. That's that sorted.
07:10Right.
07:14So sort of five-ish would be a bit...?
07:16Not necessarily.
07:18And, er, a little bit less than five wouldn't be good, would it?
07:21I'd, er, have to make inquiries.
07:23If we'd been talking seven or eight,
07:25you wouldn't have to make inquiries, would you?
07:28Remember I told you about that woman who said I was sick?
07:31Yeah.
07:34Remember I told you about that woman who said I was too gentle?
07:37That wasn't what she meant.
07:39I understand now.
07:41Just as well.
07:43I've been getting these off the internet.
07:48Arm and a leg, mind.
07:52Well, I wish you'd told me.
07:54I could have got you these for what they're worth.
07:56Which, by the way, isn't much.
07:58Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say.
08:00You haven't got my problem.
08:03The woman of your dreams.
08:05Who's that?
08:07Louisa.
08:09What makes you think that?
08:11Think what?
08:13That the woman of my dreams... Louisa.
08:15Louisa is the woman of your dreams.
08:17I've always, you know, from afar, too frightened to say anything.
08:20And out of the blue, she invited me to the jamboree tonight.
08:23She's so...
08:25Have you noticed the way she moves?
08:27Sometimes, between you and me,
08:29I go by the school just in case I can catch a glimpse of her.
08:33Congratulations to see you, and I'm sure you're busy.
08:35Don't forget your tablets.
08:39Wish me luck.
08:51I can't reach the ranger of the phone stone.
08:57Thank you, Elaine.
08:59What was that?
09:02OK.
09:04So he'll be expecting you?
09:06OK.
09:08Are those the patient's notes?
09:10Yeah. I think the flood that time.
09:13But I can tell you, Bowdoin...
09:15No, it doesn't matter.
09:17You OK?
09:19Yeah. I quite fancy a drive in the country.
09:21I thought you hated driving.
09:23You know your car is at the garage?
09:25So it is. Well, it's a nice enough day. I'll walk down and get it.
09:28Oh, wait, Doc!
09:31I told you, Bowdoin!
09:45Hello?
09:48Hello?
09:50It's me.
09:52I can see it's you.
09:54I've come to collect my car.
09:56I can't hear you!
09:59I'm calling to have its front wheels looked at.
10:02It's not ready yet.
10:07I have a patient to see.
10:09What's your problem?
10:11I need to get there.
10:15A small extra charge can take the lone car.
10:18Cream pick-up.
10:20Go steady on the brakes.
10:29CAR ENGINE REVS
10:45In you come, Peter.
10:50Peter, I could arrest you for criminal damage.
10:55But I was thinking...
10:58Bob in the lifeboat house has some woodworking tools.
11:01Maybe you and I could spend some time in there.
11:04Hmm? Make a few bird tables?
11:10I'd sooner be arrested.
11:13BIRDS CHIRP
11:26CAR ENGINE REVS
11:43CAR ENGINE STOPS
11:56Mrs Crump, thanks for coming in.
11:58I'm so sorry.
12:00I don't know what gets into him.
12:02I'll pay for Mrs Potter's tables.
12:04It can come out of his pocket money.
12:06You obviously haven't heard.
12:08Several people in the village have had the same treatment.
12:12Oh, no.
12:14I'll kill him.
12:16I don't have kids, but it seems to me kids are like the rest of us.
12:19If he knows he's loved, he could do great things.
12:22Mrs Crump?
12:24Excuse me.
12:28You're more, erm...
12:30What?
12:32I don't know. You're more gentle than I realised.
12:34Gentle? Why do you say that?
12:36Miss Glasson's got a boyfriend.
12:40So, see you.
12:42Later.
12:46CAR ENGINE REVS
12:48CAR ENGINE REVS
12:51CAR ENGINE REVS
13:01CAR ENGINE REVS
13:03CAR ENGINE REVS
13:06CAR ENGINE REVS
13:30Doc Marty?
13:32Dr Ellingham, yes.
13:35I heard you liked your proper title.
13:37I thought surgeons prided themselves on playing old mister.
13:40I'm no longer a surgeon.
13:44Take it to Mr James.
13:46Call me Stuart. Come in.
13:48Why is that, by the way?
13:50You know, no longer a surgeon.
13:52A personal choice.
13:54Oh, yeah.
13:59Thanks for coming.
14:01I make fantastic coffee. Would you like some?
14:04You're not a surgeon, so unless you're in some way incapacitated,
14:07you'd need to come in for the surgery.
14:09I can't really leave here in the day.
14:11Let's hope you don't need a doctor then.
14:13So it's true, then?
14:15It's true that I don't appreciate having my time wasted, if that's what you mean.
14:18I know, I know, I understand.
14:20Port Wend was driving mad.
14:22A bloke like you, famously sharp-minded,
14:25used to barking and everyone jumping,
14:28Port Wend would be quite a shock.
14:31Nosy locals.
14:34I was just coming up to see what you'd done with the place.
14:36They did.
14:38And then there's the aggressive unhelpfulness of...
14:41Oh, what's the name of the receptionist?
14:43Elaine.
14:45Elaine.
14:47And the girls.
14:49I mean, those girls that just hang out giggling all the time.
14:52I mean, what is that about?
14:54You're very perceptive.
14:56Well, I suppose that's one reason I'm never in too much of a hurry
14:59to come into the village, you know.
15:02Too much?
15:04Too much, yeah.
15:06Strong black, no sugar?
15:08No, thank you.
15:10Shall we, um...
15:12Yeah?
15:14You know, I could get lynched for saying this,
15:16but they can't make coffee down here.
15:18It's all right, you just need to get brown water.
15:20No, Mike's doing it, so you can get brown water straight from the tap.
15:22Port Wend should come with a manual, shouldn't it?
15:26Then there's that neurotic cop.
15:28I mean, nice bloke,
15:31sobs himself to sleep of an evening.
15:33Another day, another failure to find a girlfriend.
15:37I suppose, uh,
15:39you should tell me what the problem seems to be.
15:49One a day,
15:51six weeks,
15:53massive results.
16:01I'm sure you know
16:03from my records
16:05that the old dog used to prescribe me nitrazepam.
16:07Nitrazepam?
16:09Yeah.
16:11Were you suffering from insomnia or anxiety?
16:13Yeah, insomnia,
16:15anxiety.
16:17Yeah, I'm in a lot of trouble sleeping.
16:19Nitrazepam is a benzodiazepine.
16:21They can be addictive.
16:23Could be time to change.
16:25Well, I really think we should.
16:28How do you feel about sleeping with no medication at all?
16:30No, that's just not possible.
16:32Well, forgive me.
16:34We've just had a stimulating, stimulated conversation.
16:36You don't strike me as being tired or anxious in any way.
16:42OK, look,
16:44the nitrazepam's not for me.
16:46It's for a friend.
16:48Oh, I see.
16:50He's...
16:52shy.
16:55What's his name?
16:57Ant.
16:59Antony.
17:01Well, tell Antony I'd be happy to see him.
17:03Or you could just give me his nitrazepam.
17:05No, I can't do that.
17:07He's very, very anxious.
17:09Does he live here?
17:11Well, I mean, no, I mean,
17:13not officially, I mean,
17:15you know, the trust owns the place and we're...
17:17Oh, oh.
17:19He's your partner?
17:21Yeah, yeah.
17:24Well, I...
17:26I mean, I look after him.
17:28I mean, he's...
17:30He worries, you know.
17:32And he's right to worry, cos there are greys everywhere.
17:34Greys?
17:36Yeah, yeah, they're everywhere and they're very aggressive.
17:38I mean, it's amazing there are any reds left at all.
17:42Come on, everyone knows the reds live in constant fear of...
17:45Did you see that?
17:47The audacity!
17:49And people think they're just a different colour.
17:51People think they're cuddly.
17:53They're the squirrel equivalent of the Nazis!
17:55Um...
17:57Your friend Antony
17:59is a squirrel?
18:03You know, there used to be three million reds,
18:05and now there's only one.
18:07I mean, it's...
18:09It's...
18:11It's...
18:13There used to be three million reds in this country.
18:15Three million.
18:17Antony's not just a squirrel.
18:19He's a survivor.
18:21And the least we can do
18:23is give him his tranquilisers.
18:43I wish you didn't have to go,
18:45cos I was gonna put some curry on.
18:47You know?
18:49I mean, that's the other thing you can't get round here.
18:51We'll speak again, soon.
18:53You still haven't met Antony?
18:55Another time.
18:57But you'll leave a prescription for him?
18:59I don't have a prescription pad with me.
19:01Sorry.
19:07I'm sorry.
19:09OK.
19:40Change your mind?
19:42No, the gate's locked.
19:44Good, cos we were really hitting it off earlier.
19:46Yeah, have something to eat, then go.
19:49Go on.
19:53Maybe Antony'll join us later.
20:07Yeah, I was thinking, er,
20:10you'd be a bit late for surgery by the time you got back,
20:12and somehow I couldn't imagine
20:14you were going to the port when players dance.
20:16I am going.
20:18Are you?
20:20Why?
20:22Sounds good.
20:24No.
20:26Perhaps the annual meat market.
20:28Oh, you'd hate it.
20:31No.
20:33As your new mate,
20:35I'm not letting you go to that.
20:38Well, it's fine if you want to get your tongue down someone's throat.
20:40Really?
20:42Yeah, yeah, well, you don't know.
20:44I mean, check your records.
20:46It's the night half Portwen's children are conceived.
20:48Right, excuse me.
20:50Nature calls.
20:52Mind if I use your phone while you're gone?
20:55Er, it's out of order, actually.
20:57Yeah, I had to call you from a phone box in Bodmin.
21:01Oh.
21:03Don't go away.
21:05Bye.
21:29Oh, no.
21:31I've just realised what I've done.
21:35I've forgotten to offer you a drink.
21:37What's it, boys?
21:51Hi.
21:53Hi, Mark.
21:55You're looking good.
21:57You're looking good.
21:59You said that.
22:01I did.
22:03I'm here.
22:05I may as well update my records on you.
22:07Stuart, your full name, date of birth.
22:09Stuart Edward James,
22:1114th of the 10th, 66.
22:13And today's date.
22:15Do you know that?
22:17Do you know what date it is?
22:19Slipped my mind.
22:21It's the 21st.
22:23Of course it is, yes.
22:25And your health, any problems?
22:27Not really.
22:29Illnesses, traumas?
22:31Really?
22:33Yeah, in the shoulder.
22:35Friendly fire.
22:37Tony bloody Bartlett.
22:39We stopped being friendly after that, I can tell you.
22:41I wonder if the big guy will show.
22:45It's polenta.
22:47That's his favourite, you know.
22:49I tell you,
22:51feeding any six-foot squirrel on a ranger's salary,
22:53no walk in the park.
22:55But this guy,
22:57he's just so fuzzy.
22:59Excellent.
23:01And moving on to the geography round now.
23:03Your first question this week.
23:05What is the capital of Mongolia?
23:07Ulaanbaatar.
23:19Look, I'm really sorry about this.
23:21I don't know what to say.
23:23I think it may be because you're here.
23:25You know, when we were alone,
23:27he...
23:29I mean, he clings to...
23:31I mean, I can't go out at all in the day anymore.
23:33Well, maybe I'd better go.
23:35No!
23:37Pudding.
23:43Um...
23:45You need a prescription pad, do you, for his pills?
23:47Yes.
23:49You couldn't just write a note.
23:51Cos, I mean, you can write a cheque
23:53on an eggshell, can't you?
23:55I mean, surely you can write a prescription
23:57on a piece of paper.
23:59Um, no, I don't think that'd be allowed.
24:01And anyway, if it were,
24:03I can't see old Mrs Tishel
24:05at the chemist's going for that, can you?
24:07You know what she's like.
24:09It's true, yeah.
24:11Oh, poor Gwen.
24:15Look, the sooner I can get back,
24:17the sooner I can sort all this out.
24:19Yeah.
24:21You know,
24:23have you got anything in your bag, have you?
24:25No.
24:27Cos, er...
24:29old Doc Sim always used to have something
24:31for Anthony in his bag.
24:33Oh.
24:37I think I might have a little look
24:39in your bag.
24:41Cos I don't believe you.
24:43Calm down, Anthony.
24:45Stuart?
24:47Stuart?
24:49Come on, let's have a drink of water,
24:51just to calm down.
24:53I thought that I liked you, see?
24:55I was really starting to like you,
24:57but now I'm actually not so sure,
24:59cos it's...
25:01I get it.
25:03You're treating me as if, yeah,
25:05you think Anthony is,
25:07is what, some kind of figment of...
25:09Anthony!
25:11Hey!
25:13Hey!
25:17Hey, we've been worrying about you, haven't we?
25:19Oh, Anthony, this is Doc Martin.
25:21Remember I was telling you about him?
25:23Anthony, Doc Martin.
25:25Doc... Dr Ellingham.
25:27Anthony.
25:29Yeah, yeah, well, he's not a surgeon anymore.
25:31Personal reasons.
25:33Yeah.
25:37Take a load off.
25:43Oh.
25:45Finally, the evening begins.
25:49Oh, yeah, sure, have mine.
26:09I don't know, how do you make yourself attractive
26:11to a squirrel?
26:13Climb...
26:15Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
26:19LAUGHTER
26:23I really have to go.
26:25What about Anthony's tranquilisers?
26:27I'll come back tomorrow.
26:33Er...
26:35OK, yeah, I'll see you around.
26:41Hang on a minute.
26:43Erm...
26:45Erm...
26:47Ant's a bit upset.
26:49He says you haven't spoken a word to him.
26:53I don't speak squirrel.
26:55That's very funny.
26:57I really think you should say something.
27:01Anthony...
27:03Good to meet you.
27:05Goodbye.
27:13If that's the best you can do,
27:15you should go.
27:17Well, the gate's locked.
27:19There's a key on a bit of orange string under the padlock.
27:21See yourself out.
27:45MUSIC PLAYS
27:57Dance?
27:59Not this one.
28:01I do like to dance, you know.
28:03Feel your body move.
28:05Really?
28:07I didn't mean your body.
28:09Not tonight.
28:11I mean, I can't do that tonight.
28:13It's hard to explain.
28:15Mark!
28:17You know, when you invited me,
28:19I thought, God, you're brave.
28:21I mean, I've always wanted to invite,
28:23you know, for years.
28:25But I've never had the courage to...
28:27Mark.
28:29I think I've got to say straight away that...
28:33Let's dance to this one.
28:39This is interesting.
28:41I just have a very serious misunderstanding on my hands.
28:45Come on!
28:51Well, is there a duty CPN there?
28:55Because I want to get this man sectioned as soon as possible.
28:59No. No.
29:01I don't want to involve the local police.
29:03Mind your own business.
29:11Come on!
29:41Let's all celebrate
29:43and have a good time.
29:45Celebration.
29:49We're gonna celebrate
29:51and have a good time.
29:53It's time
29:55to come together.
29:57It's up to you.
29:59What's your order?
30:01Come on!
30:09That's it, boy!
30:11I always knew young Mark had it in him.
30:13Most people don't realize
30:15that I, awesome,
30:17am a dancer.
30:19But I don't want to steal anybody's thunder.
30:21No, I mean, that must be right.
30:23That wouldn't be fair.
30:25Come on!
30:27It's a celebration.
30:29Let's celebrate
30:31and have a good time.
30:33It's up to you.
30:39Mark!
30:41That was great! You were amazing!
30:43Don't tell anyone, but I practice a bit
30:45sometimes in that station when it's quiet.
30:53That's what you know.
30:55Your secret's gonna be out.
30:57Can I say something?
30:59I think you're really nice.
31:01I've always thought that.
31:03Mark, can we have a chat?
31:05Cat? No, I'm a dog person.
31:07I said, in a minute,
31:09can we have a...
31:15What's the matter?
31:17What's going on, Marty?
31:19I needed to talk to Mark.
31:21You needed to talk to him
31:23or you needed to interrupt him?
31:25I needed his help to section a man
31:27under Section 136 of the Mental Health Act.
31:29Then you saw him with Louisa
31:31and you don't need his help.
31:33I'll get a community psychiatric nurse
31:35in the morning.
31:37Yes, yes, she should make you feel much better.
31:47Bloody hell.
31:49Hey, Doc!
31:51What have you said to Stuart?
31:53What? The ranger?
31:55What do you mean, what have I said to him?
31:57Well, you must have said something to him.
31:59Well, even if I had, I'm sure you realise
32:01that I couldn't... Get off!
32:03I couldn't divulge the contents of a conversation
32:05between doctor and patient.
32:07Yeah, well, he's gone crazy down the back of Place Street Lane.
32:09Completely bobbing. Come on.
32:19Excuse me.
32:23I can't see anything.
32:25Well, it's Becca's security light.
32:27It's on a short timer.
32:33Al, would you please go down to the hall
32:35and get PC Milo?
32:37Someone's already gone.
32:39Well, that's my feeder.
32:41You went to see him.
32:43What have you said to him?
32:45I haven't said anything to him.
32:47I haven't said anything to him.
32:49I visited him. Well, you must have said something.
32:51He's very upset.
32:53He's never done anything like this before.
32:55I simply refused to give him inappropriate medication.
32:57Thanks.
32:59Now, go and look at my garden.
33:01He didn't give Stuart his medication.
33:03Oh, it's marvellous, that. He's done well, hasn't he?
33:05No, it wasn't Stuart's medication.
33:07He wanted it for...
33:11What's got into him?
33:13I'll tell you what's got into him.
33:15He's suffering from delusions.
33:17He thinks he lives with a giant squirrel.
33:19That's why I didn't give him the medication,
33:21because he thought it was for his...
33:23big friend.
33:25Anthony?
33:27Yes.
33:29Well, that's nothing new.
33:31We've had Anthony for years.
33:33You go along with him. Stuart's fine.
33:35He's just a bit at home.
33:37That's true, that. He's a good little boy.
33:41How do you think Anthony feels?
33:43Nine degrees!
33:45Going to the village to feed!
33:47He's actually very clever, you know, Stuart.
33:49People don't realise it, Doc.
33:51He's not exactly distinguishing himself at the moment, is he?
33:53That could be because you haven't given him something he needs.
33:55Doc Sim is to give him what he needed.
33:57That's right, Jessie. You did, didn't he?
34:01Stuart.
34:03It's all right, Dr Ellingham.
34:05The predator doesn't know what it's like
34:07to be the hunted one.
34:09He does this job with a satisfaction
34:11of knowing he's the stronger one, the right one,
34:13because in a fight, the stronger one's
34:15always the right one!
34:17He doesn't know
34:19what it's like to live in fear,
34:21to have the danger
34:23at any moment, the possibility of the enemy's
34:25pounce at your back!
34:27Cos if he did know,
34:29if he thought about it,
34:31if he...
34:33I promise you,
34:35he wouldn't be able to live with himself!
34:37How would he live with himself?!
34:39Stuart?
34:41It's Mark here.
34:43How are you, my friend?
34:45Having a smashing time?
34:47Stuart?
34:51Stuart?
34:53Stuart?
34:59He's gone, Doc.
35:05Didn't you go and see him today?
35:07What have you done to him?
35:09Poor Stuart.
35:11He was in Bosnia, you know.
35:13Yes, I did know that.
35:15Yeah, well, we cut him plenty of slack.
35:17Mind you, at least we know one thing.
35:19What's that?
35:21We blamed young Peter Cronk for something he didn't do.
35:23I'll go and see him in the morning.
35:25It's awful to have misunderstandings.
35:27Night.
35:29Night.
35:31Night.
35:37Mark,
35:39I might need your help in the morning.
35:41Obviously something's got to be done about Stuart.
35:44OK.
35:46Night.
36:01Night.
36:03Night.
36:29Now what's he done?
36:31Absolutely nothing.
36:33Come in. Come in.
36:43Miss Glassen's here to see you.
36:45Peter?
36:51He's not there.
36:54Stuart stops by Port Weng every now and then, you know.
36:57We don't normally have a problem.
36:59Well, I wouldn't be surprised if his next stop
37:01was a spell in a psychiatric ward.
37:03There's not a creative solution?
37:05No, I don't think so.
37:07I sometimes find with Port Weng,
37:09creative solutions are more effective.
37:11Yeah.
37:13Whatever Doc Sim did for Stuart, we can't do that.
37:15Well, his condition's clearly changed.
37:17Or is it his doctor?
37:19I don't know.
37:21Or is it his doctor?
37:23Well, there's the mystery of meds and isn't there?
37:25Everybody comes to you for an opinion,
37:27but when you actually give them that opinion,
37:29nobody really wants it.
37:31The man thinks he lives with a giant squirrel.
37:33He needs help.
37:35Sorry.
37:37On a more cheerful note, I had a good night last night.
37:39Had a bit of a breakthrough.
37:41Ah, Louisa.
37:43Fantastic physique.
37:45All the moves.
37:47We had a great laugh.
37:49I don't fancy her.
37:51I just hope she's not disappointed.
37:53Can't force it, though.
37:55I've just got to wait for the right one to come along.
37:57Mind you,
37:59that gives me time to sort out the...
38:03Let me help.
38:07You disapprove, I know.
38:09Mark, um...
38:11They're placebos.
38:13Yeah, well, even placebos work, don't they?
38:15What do you mean, the placebo effect?
38:17Call it what you like, as long as it's an effect.
38:19No, you don't understand.
38:21That's not what a placebo...
38:23I mean, that's not what it means.
38:25No, it doesn't.
38:41Morning!
38:43Morning!
38:45So, give me a shout if you need a hand.
38:49I do.
38:51I do need a hand.
38:53Technically, I can't bring him in on a 136.
38:55Unless I find him in a public place,
38:57that's a mental health act.
39:01Why didn't you tell me?
39:03I'll be right here if there's a problem.
39:05You'll be fine.
39:07Hi there, Stuart. All right. All right?
39:09Doc Martin wants a word.
39:13All right.
39:17Good. Talk.
39:33I've gone over the top, haven't I?
39:37Yeah, yeah, you have.
39:39Um, I'd like to take you into Portwen,
39:41try and find someone to come along,
39:43give you the help you need.
39:45Yeah, I think it could be the Bosnia thing, you know?
39:47Cos I saw some heavy...
39:49I mean, I did some heavy stuff, and, um...
39:51I guess I'm just a tiny bit fragile,
39:53and, you know, the slightest thing can set me off.
39:57To be honest, sounds, smells.
39:59I mean, I just go to pieces.
40:01You know, there's...
40:03Like, a smell could put me right back there.
40:05I mean, you can't imagine.
40:07No, I can, actually.
40:09Yeah, well, I mean, that's the thing about this place, isn't it?
40:11You know, if you're gonna be fragile,
40:13this is the place to be.
40:17Um...
40:19Anthony's been a real support.
40:21I know he probably won't be around when I'm stronger,
40:23but, uh...
40:25right now I'm really glad that he is,
40:27and, um...
40:29I've made, uh...
40:31start on some replacements for the things that I broke.
40:33Um, look, we can sort this out between us, can't we?
40:35Let's have another cup of coffee, shall we?
40:45I've been looking at your, uh...
40:47patient notes.
40:49The tablets Dr Sim used to give you.
40:53You were taking them, weren't you?
40:55Did they help?
40:57Kept me just the side of Bodmin.
40:59Yeah.
41:01Right.
41:03Right.
41:05Well, you're, um, clearly a patient
41:07that responds well
41:09to the, uh, correct
41:11prescribed medicine.
41:13Nitrazepam?
41:15No, these are, uh...
41:17a little bit more sophisticated, actually.
41:19You only have to take one every 24 hours,
41:21but it's important that you don't exceed that dosage.
41:23Oh, they're that strong, then?
41:25Yes, they are. They're fast-acting, too.
41:27Shall I get you a drink of water?
41:29No, no, no.
41:33Oh!
41:39Magicians, these chemists, aren't they?
41:41Hmm.
41:43Stuart, if I could find
41:45the right therapist,
41:47do you think you'd go and see them?
41:49Sure.
41:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:53Yeah, I would.
41:55All right. Well, for the time being, I'll pop back, um,
41:57tomorrow.
41:59In the meantime, um, you get this...
42:01this phone fixed, yeah?
42:03Right, yeah, yeah.
42:13All right.
42:15Fine.
42:23Change your mind?
42:25Oh, I thought we could defer a decision.
42:27I'll keep a close eye on him.
42:29In the meantime, he's got what he wanted.
42:31What's that? Tranquilizers?
42:33No, it seems my predecessor was savvier than I thought.
42:35Far as I can make out from what's left of Stuart's records,
42:37what Dr Simm was bringing him
42:39was actually vitamin tablets.
42:41What the...?
42:57Hey!
43:11Peter!
43:13Peter!
43:17Peter!
43:25You all right?
43:31Yeah, Peter, go and grab yourself a seat down there.
43:33Excuse me a minute.
43:35I'd, uh, probably better let her down now.
43:41Hi.
43:47Let's have another look at your wrist.
43:51Nobody wants me here.
43:53They'll gang up on me.
43:55Make a fist?
43:57Or we all feel left out
43:59from time to time, Peter?
44:01What do you know?
44:03I know there's nothing wrong with your wrist.
44:05I could have told you that.
44:07It's a Grade 1 mild sprain.
44:09It's a stretched baby, but not broken.
44:13People think I'm being rude,
44:15but I'm not.
44:17Just saying what's in my head, you know?
44:19Yeah, I do know.
44:25Took it pretty well.
44:39Well,
44:41you deserve better, and I'm sorry.
44:45But why didn't you just say?
44:47Why do you never speak up for yourself?
44:53Oh, son.
44:55Oh, love.
44:59Oh, God.
45:09Thanks.
45:11Listen, I...
45:13I hope you don't mind me saying,
45:15but I reckon port wends have an effect on you.
45:17I was a good call today with Stuart,
45:19and I think the locals will really appreciate it.
45:21Then you, uh,
45:23you won't mind me saying
45:25that I don't actually carry vitamins,
45:27but luckily for Stuart, you do.
45:29What?
45:31Your, um, enlargement tablets.
45:33The ascorbic acid,
45:35the alpha-tricopherol,
45:37pradoxine, they're multivitamins.
45:39You can't do that.
45:41That's unethical.
45:43You'll get over it.
45:45Big boy.
46:07♪
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